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T'HIliPAPEttiskept oo hlo at E. 0. Duke's Advertising Agency, tit and 05 fflerohants EsotianKs. San If rsneitieo, ('Kiitornia, where iso riietM for advertising nan be made for it. Union Paofig Railway-Local card. No, t'l, mixml leaves Heppner 9:45 p. ax. daily oxooyt Sunday :o. " ar. at Willows Jo. p.m. H. " leaves '" a. tn. ' 9, " nr. at Heppoer 5:00 a. m, daily except Monday. Kast bound, main line or. at Arlington 1 :2ti a. m. West " ' " leaves l:ii(ia. m. Wint botiml loniil freigii1 leaves Arlington 8:85 a. ni., arrives at The Dalles 1:15 p. ra. Looal passenger leaves The Dalles at z:0U p. m. arrivi-s at Portland at 710 p. m. CPITOIAL EIEEOTOET. Illltf il States Ollii iiils. I'l et-ident Qrover Cleveland Vioe-l'residBnt '....Ad ui Stevenson hee-eary of State Walter Q. (iresham swr'itary of Treasury ..John G. Carlisle Secretary of Interior.,.. Uolce Smith Secretary of War Daniel H. Lnuiont Secretary of Navy Hilary A. Herhert Post oiastor-Goneral Wilson S. Btssell Attorney-General liicltard 8. Olney Secretary of Agriculture J. Sterling Moriou State of Oregon. Governor S. Pennoyer Secretary of State Q. W. NcBride Treasurer Phil. Metschan 8upt. Publio Instruction E. B. McElroy u . ( J. H. Mitchel Senators ( J. N. Dolph I Binger Hermann longreesmen ( W. li. Ellis Printer Frank C Baker )F. A. Moore W. P. Lord It. a. uean Seventh Judicial District. Uirouit Judge W. L. Bradshaw 1'roBecuting Attorney A. A. Jayue llorrow County Oiticiuls. joint Senator A, W. Qowan Kenrosentative J- 8. Bootliliy :.e'iot.yJodgo Jnlins Keithll ' Commiesionera J.H. Howard J. M. Baker. " t'lerV .T. W. Morrow " Si'Priff CI. W. Harrington " i'r.iasorer Frank Gilliam Assessor 1- Willis " Surveyor tieo. Lord School ttup't Anna Balsiger Coroner T. W. Ayors, Jr HKPPNEB TOWN OFFICERS. Ylayoi P- O. Bor tJouneiltueii O. E. Famsworth, Mi I.ichtenthal, Otis Patterson, Julius Keithly, W. A. Johnston, J. L. Yeager. Iteoorder F. J. Hallock l'reasurer A. M. 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Justice is the end of (fovernment, and every nation has its own peculiar method by which this end is achieved. In "Our Future Highway to India" an interesting trial is described. There had been a riot and one man had been hurt. The ringleaders iu the riot were now put on trial, and a curions siht it was. The cadi and council were seated round a table. An oflieer called the "kaimacan" had conducted us to the place where the trial was Koinjr on, and the party was accommodated on a divan. The prisoners were brought in under strong guard, the wounded man and the .doctor being at the other end of our divan.. The whole place was crowded with witnesses and specta tors. A more peculiar trial was never seen, every one gesticulating, shouting and 3relling. The prisoners abused kaima' can, cadi, court and everything else, and were abused in turn. The noiso went on increasing till it seemed as if the roof was about to ily off. Suddenly there would come a lull and every one, prisoners, guards and all, would commence smoking cigarettes. The ringleader in the riot coolly took a light from one of the members of the court. After a pause, and with their lungs refreshed by the soothing fumes of tobacco,- they would all again burst forth' in chorus, and the noise would be worse than before. I know not how the clerk to the court managed to keep his notes of the evidence, but perhaps he was accus tomed to such scenes, and managed to take down a fair description of what had occurred. Though there was fresh blood on their clothes, and some long hairs were sticking to the sword of the one who had actually struck the blow, the pris oners swore they were innocent Luck ily the case did not rest on frail tes timony, as an olticrr hat! lweu present and seen the man cut down. So far everything went to convict the cul prits, but the question of provoea t ion given and received had to be debat ed before the punishment could be awarded. r SIOUX FAMILY uii-t. Quarrels and Punishments Are Vary Rare Among Itelatlves. A writer in Outing gives an amusing account of "Sketching Among the Sioux." He says that the kindness and patience of these people In their do mestic relations are very noticeable. The women have certain duties to per form, as among other races; but the men do not disdain to help them on oc casions any more than does a whito man of good disposition. We never saw, during our whole resi dence iu the Sioux villago, a single family quarrel, and the children were rarely, if ever, punished. One example to illustrate this char acteristic pleased and amused us not a little. One day r'lying-by's wife came to our tent and asked us to lend her a small hand-mirror which we pos sessed. We gave it to her, and then watched her to see what she would do with it. About a mile and a half or two miles away a horse race was in progress, watched by three or four hun dred mumiieu iMtliiins. The squti'.v i )crk the mirror, stood in front of the le.it. and reflected a beam of sunlight tr mi the glass along the ground in line with the group of In dians. It was only two or three minutes be fore a solitary horseman left the band and came tearing over the prairie toward us. It was Kiying-by, who sprang otf his horse at our door and hxiked in; jr. iringly around. His wife had :;one back to her cooking, unci was ap parently quite heedless of his coming. To his question whether some one had not Kent fir him, we could only re ply that we had seen his wife playing heliostat with our mirror, whereupon he went over anil spoke to her. In a moment he returned, and with a grin told us I hat, knowing he had money, his wife had called him homo for f 'ar he might be templed to gam ble il. iiwsiy. He chuckled over her prudence, and told if, that, lie might have made a lot of money if he hail stayed; and not a cross word was spoken. GOETHE AND REVOLUTIONS. A Well-htittwu and Wry haracturlstlo Aii''doti- of th firpat. AuMmr. Cioethe's wide grasp of the physical researches of t U" duy and his intense int rest i:i .-U'iU:fic pro"ivss wen; kept up to the hist. Thi e.ei'ht of four seon years Jiiid not tii' elfi'ct of nar row ing his outlook. There is a well known and very e'tJirtieti-ristie anec dote of him in the evening of his life which may be recalled as Illustrating in a few lines what he v. as and what he was not. says Tetnp'e liar. It was the Istof Aur.'ti .t,l:). The news of the Krench revolution had reached Weimar that morninrf and all was in commotion. O i entering Ooethe's room his secretary. M. Soret, was ac costed with the exclamation: "Now, what do you think of this great event?" "A frightful story." answered Soret, "but wit h such a ministry what was to be .'xpeeted but the expulsion of the rotal family?'' "We do not appear to ltudi-rstaud each other," said tioethe, : ever indilfereDt to polities, even when boiling up into revolution; "I amspeak . tug of the contest ao important for science between Cuvier and Oeoffroy , St. llike, which has come to Q open j rnptiits (q the Beaden;)'," i i,,'thu, (i iui!i; f"itUili f0ft J stiteimt Viif afciuuj'i i lasitf .!. terof the greatest importance to the future of science, lie was greatly re joiced over tile fact that tli.-otiihf:il phy.k-ft. St. liikiir.'. had sh.-.vn him ..l If so powertil mi tilly of hi . own fixed ideti ot ihe synthetic nuunu-rof look ing at future. "II was a line l.nrst of emhusiifiu of (;octhe's. when, during this ; ante '.liter view witli his secretary, he exela'.ttK't: '" bat i -;..ll intercourse with nature, if we merviy occupy ourselves with in dividual t:i;tterial p:trts. :i nd do not feel tin bre-tth of the spirit which pre scribes to every part il 'ii.viO Ion. and orders or Li'irtio-is cv tv . i - - v : . : i inu by menu-ot i'ti inherent la,v! 1 l.ave ex erted n: elf in this gtviit question for lifty vein--.. At lir-.t I was alone, then I found support, and now at last, to my great joy, 1 am supassed by congenial ninds." ALL SORTS OF SERMONS. ltlshnp of YViiKcticld's Classification of I'lilpit I0!oiiei)v4. One does not look to a prelate for frank fun, but the bishop of Wake tleld, unasked, has vouchsafed some genuine humor on the subject of preaching, says London Itlaek and White, lie has clearly made a study of the art. and he divides the modern sermon into seven species. Thus we have: "The Sesquipedalian Biff words hid ing little thoughts." "The Wishy-Washy No explanation required. "The l'yrotechnic lilazing with brilliant metaphors and illustrations, and iinishing with a faint odor of gun powder. " The Anecdotic Teeming with sto riessome of them good enough once, but gone bud by keeping. "The Flowery In which rhyme is of more importance than reason. "The Mellifluous With calm, un broken How. "The I'at'egorie Against which the powers of wakefulness fail; like a roll of ribbon, so much alike at all points that a yard can be cut off anywhere." Who does not know each and all of these? This is a form of pastoral which congregations, as a rule, do not disap prove. In connection with this severe epis copal utterance there is a story on the other side going the ecclesiastical round. A clergyman prepared to preach a few Sundays since, and gave out as his text: "The devil, like a roaring lion, gocth about seeking whom he may devour." In the same breath, before beginning his dis course, he continued: "My friends, vou will probably have heard that the bishop of Manchester lias announced his intention of visiting every church in his diocese, and consequently we may very shortly expect to see him among us." A (Jneer Legal Document. One of the most remarkable legal papers on file in the archives of the world is one now in the national mu seum of l'aris labeled "Sentence on a hog, executed by justice, iu the copy hold of Clarmont-Avin, and strangled upon a gibbet at that place." It is sealed with red wax, kept under a glass case, bears date June 14, 1491, and reads as follows: " We, the j ury , in detestation and horror of this crime, and in order to make an ex ample and so satisfy justice, have de clared, judged, senteneetl, pronounced and appointed that the said hog, now detained in the abbey as a prisoner, shall by the executioner be hung and strangled on a gibbet, near the gallows which stands within the jurisdiction of the monks whose names are hereto appended, being near the copyhold of Avin. In witness of which we have sealed this present with our seals." Following the above are the signatures of the jurors and the prefect of the de partment de l'Ainse. i.e Was Mtlu4ltlve. Courtesy at sea Is a scarce antl highly valued commodity. The mate of a w'haling vessel once announced to tliti captain that, he saw a whale breach ing and blowing, antl gave the loca tion. The captain looked, and said he could not see it. The mate again announced the fact, but the captain could not make it out, and finally said, impatiently: "If you think you see a whale, go and catch him." The mate promptly ordered out a boat, and, sure enough, found the whale and captured him. He returned triumphant with his prize, and of course, the captain was highly gratified. "Mate," he said, cordially, "you have done well. You shall have the thanks of the own ers and perhaps a reward." The mate replied: "t'tipting Jones. I don't want no mention: I don't want no thanks, ami I don't want no reward. All I wants is civility, and thatof the com inoneat civil kind," FOREST AND GARDEN. Vknbzuki.a has milk trees. Thehk are thirty species of tobacco. Plants placed under blue glass will atarve, because they cannot absorb car bonic acid from the atmosphere. I'hof. Doi.i.bv, of the University of Pennsylvania, has discovered that the thyrsus curried by Hacchus was the flower cluster of the date palm, not a tir or pine cone as usually translated. William It. Smith, for many years superintendent of the botanical gar dens in Washington, has. it is said, per sonally directed the planting of more than six million trees in different parts of tho United States. At Cologne there is a rose tree which is believed to be three hundred year i old and has a trunk of four feet in cir i eumference. California has one at : Ventura which is now three feet in i circumference at the ground. It was only plauted in l?rti and now covers I two thousand feet. ' The pulilkt libraries of all Europe contain :;),o'in.uui) volumes; those of Am.Tk'.'i, .Mi.'t.'tO.O'jtt volumes. o; r-.jjs Vi itiKiA, when young, had put u. u!fi.it;n, Under an asmmed ViSti' to ft U-tl'h'B publisher, V":?lt "IM.'- it M'UHH ! i-- 'U. Tt1 1 (M.i;.t;liltl; '.'I'.V.H hm;, V il!ltimiN Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report Pfii, Powder Absolutely pure DEATH BY LIGHTNING. A Theory That It 1 Caused by the Upward Llertrlr Current. The phenomenon of lightning is tho signal that announces the coming to gether of different electric currents iu the restoration of equilibrium. All life is electricity, the stomach is a re generator, the brain is a battery, says the Pitt .bei'Th Dispatch. When one is killed by lightning, death is due to absorption to a lor.: of this vital fluid, or whatever it may be termed, that im pels the physical engine. A thunder cloud is charged with positive elec tricity, the earth below is charged negatively. Any object below this cloud is similarly elmrged with this negative current. A dkcharge from above takes place, the currents meet, ignition cu-iiics. the exp:ui: ioti of the gases produces a vacuum, the uircomes together again with a report anil this is thur.de r. A late view is, when one animate ob ject is si ruck dead by lightning, that the upwind and not the downward current is tiie agent. The fact that no bird on the wing has been known to be kille 1 by lightning is not con clusive hi sustaining this latter view of the method of lightning in produc ing death. When a tree is thus struck, the sod is frequently lifted away from the roots in such a manner us to indicate the downward passage of the stroke. PENOBSCOT THEOLOGY. Indians Itelleve That t.od lliid an Adviser av the emit Ion. Iu the beginning lotl made Adam out of the earth, but he did not make (llus-kiibe (the Indian (Jodt. says Abbe L. Alger in the Regular Science Monthly, lllus-kube made himself out of the dirt that was kicked up in the creation of Adam. He rose ami walked about, blithe could not speak until tho Lord opened his lips. Ood made the earth and the sea, and then He took counsel with tllus-kube concerning them. He a.sked him if it would be belter to have the rivers run up on one side of the earth and down on the other, but Olus-kabe said: "No, they must all run down one way." Then the Lord asked him about the ocean, whether it would not do to have it always lie still, (ilusdcabe told Him: "No! It must rise and fall, or else it would grow thick and stagnant." 'Mow about fire?" itsked the Lord; "can it, burn all the time and nobody put it out?" (llus-kube said: " I hat would not do, for if anybody got burned and tire could not be put out, they would die; but if it could be put out, then the burn would get well." So he answered all the Lord's ques tions. TEXAN HOSPITALITY. The l'asslns; Htraneer Alwavs Invited In and Taken Care OF. "The latch string hangs out" ex pressed the hospitality of the southern frontier in the days "before the war." If a traveler rode up before the fence that separated the log cabin from the road he was greeted by " 'Light, stranger, 'light!" Without this salu tation no one dismounted, but it wus rarely withheld. Mr. Williams, in his recent book, "Sam Houston," thus de scribes the impulse of hospitality, which made every traveler a guest during the early settlement of Texas: The traveler who rode up to the front fence was instantly invited to alight. His horse was staked out or hobbled to feed on the prairie grass and the visitor sat down to exchange the news with his host. The coflce mill was set going, if there were any of the precious grains in the house, and the hopper in the hollow log to grind ing the corn. The venison or bear meat was put on the coals and the asheakc baked. After the meal and the evening pipe tho visitor stretched himself on a buf falo robe on the floor with the mem bers of the family antl slept the sleep of health and fatigue. In the morning the response to any inquiry as to the charge was: "You can pay mo by com ing again." The story that a certain hospitable settler used to waylay travelers on the road and compel them to visit him at the mu..le of a double-barreled shot gun was only a humorous exaggeration of the instinct for hospitulity which characterized the community. The visitor was a living newspaper, who brought the only news obtain able, and was a welcome relief to the monotony and lonelinessof the wilder ness. HORRORS OF SHAVING. Whether Yon Do It Yourself or Oo to a Barber, There Are Dangers. There is a story told of a French no bleman who, when he had been shaved in the morning, always heard the man mutter: "Thank heaven!" on leaving the room. Ho inquired thecause. "It is the money, my lord, you always leave on your table over night (for ho was a gambler). Every morning I say to myself: 'I must cut his throat,' and am truly thankful to have escaped the temptation." After which confession tho nobleman shaved himself. It Is quite extraordinary how many people and even poor people employ barbers to shave them, partly from conscious ness of their own clumsiness ("What do you give the man who shaves you?" Inquired some one of Macaulay "Sev eral cuts on tho face," was his reply), but chiefly from tiielr '.nubility to strop fho rM,S. itt,tt U ; irebiMc rVinitr. ltd U m11 HhmC ; i V'' shall be happy to supply them at whole sale prices, says a writer in the Lon don Illustrated News. That there is no machine for stropping razors speaks volumes for the power and intelligence of the Harbors' company. Nevertheless, for a man who has al ways shaved himself the employment of another person to do it for liiln seems for the tirst time, apart from the humiliation of being taken by the nose, rather a serious business. One wishes to make great friends with hiin to start with, but the usual meth ods are elosed to us; genial conversa tion is out of the question all the soap is on his side and we daren't offer him liquor. It is the greatest confi dence trick known to man. The per. former may be an expert or he may not; but it is certain that at one time or another these gentlemen must have been new to their trade With whom diti they begin? With whom, indeed! Dead men tell uo tale's. I ventured to ask the question the other day of a professional. He replied, with some confusion: "We begin wdth one an other:" and it was only the day before that he had observed, with an air of pretended indifference: "We are rather short-handed at the shop just now." COST OF A BILLIARD BALL. About Ten Dollars la Cash mid Usually a Large Amount of Unman Blood. The globe of Ivory which is knocked about a table in a game of billiards costs, if of good quality, at least ten dollars, says the Million. This reprc seiits its cost in money. There is, however, a far more important anti formidable element in the price which has been paid for it. The billiard ball of pure ivory represents, as it lies white and glistening upon the cloth, an expenditure of human life blood as well as of money. Elephants' tusks are brought down to tho African coast by caravans, generally in charge of Arabs, which have been trading in the interior. Very often they have picked up slaves as well as ivory, liut this phase of the matter may bo left out of the account. It is estimated that every large caravan bringing ivory to the coast has cosi more tliun one hun dred und sixty human lives through fights and murders in the course of the expeditions. Thirty more men are likely to have succumbed to fevers or other diseases and the fatigues of tho march. The hunting of the elephants and the capture of the ivory are very likely to have caused the death of ten men altogether. Such casualties are the rule in elephant hunting rather than the exception. An average tusk does not furnish more than enough ma terial for two good billiard balls. Of course tint remainder of the ivory in each tusk is made use of in other ways; a perfect cut billiard ball requires spe cial quality, or so-called "nerve," which is found only in one part of t he tusk. The chances are, that a billiard ball of the first quality hn cost at least one human life; and there is not one such ball which may not be truly said to be stained with men's blood. They can hardly be considered, there fore, a cheerful accompaniment to a sensitive person's diversion. PROMPT REPLY. The Check tilveii to Farmer Jones and Ills Matrimonial intents. Some business is best done quickly anil with few words. Other business, of a more delicate nature, is commouly entered upon iu a more leisurely man ner. Now and then, however, a man is found who makes no such distinc tion. Farmer Jones sought an interview with Widow Itrown. Ho had long prided himself upon his shorthorn cat tle; she was in her way as proud of her poultry and pigs. "Witlow llrown," said he, "I am a man of few words, but much feeling. I possess, as you know, between three antl four hundred head of cattle. 1 have saved up eight hundred dollars or so, and I've a tidy nnil comfortable home. I want you to become my wife. Now, quick's the wortl with me; I give you five minutes to decide!" "Farmer Jones," said Widow Drown, "I am a woman of few words I'll say nothing of my feelings. I possess, as you know, between three and four hundred head of poultry, and about ten score of pigs. I have nigh twelve hundred dollars well invested my late husband's savings and my own earn ings. I tell you I wouldn't marry you if it were a choice between that and going to the scaffold. Sharp's my word, and I give you three minutes toclearoff my premises!" In the llronz Valley. French suburbans in tho Uronx val ley delight in holding old world fash ions, and the peasant blue is still seen among them, whilo doubtless there arc sabots in every house, called Into use on wash day and at other low barometer seasons. It is a pretty habit of these simple aliens to keep F.nglish rabbits, and a family of French people at Woodluwn travel over all tho country round digging greens for these creatures. Tho rab bits, by the way, are kept not as pets, but for food. Mmk. .Mmui.sh.l s last mel ting with Lord Tetiuysou was most pathetic. Shu accompanied linn from London to his country house. After dinner ho read a portion of "In Mcmorinm" to her, and sho was so overcome with ti,ivtt!on tliAt ohe knelt at Mb fet (lf,a klan-ij uis, t(,'t'l J.f',4 i :,f ttia tVu'sald lie l.irv! f.hvf. rtiei'I'f.l (ilfCS a1u.t6 pi'iilsii