mm iriu 1 1 ii hi ttuftin m 1 1 trrMiiiH i km i it i riiiM'i PAPER iltllMllllllllllllllllllf lllltllMIIMIIItillMftHiM i ..... - 9 KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE GAZETTE j : The paper of the people, j z I 5il'Mit'l! 1 1. 1 14 Ml I WM'M'1 1 1 liftl'liI'M IM 1 1 1 11 1 I tlMil2 OFFICIAL I IF YOU DON'T READ I THE GAZETTE j I Yuo don't get the news. E 5 SttiMiMlM liM I llil 1 1 il II II 1 1 1 1 11 l lll lit-l 1 1 m if TWELFTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1894. WEEKLY rIO. 60". I SEMI-WKKKLY NO. 273. 1 J5X SEMI-WEEKLY GAZETTE. Tuesdays and Fridays BY HE PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY. At $160 per year, $1.25 for six monthi, 75 ets. for turn mouuiB. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. THIB FAPKR is kept on file at K. C. Dake's AdTertising Agenoy, 64 and 65 Merchant Xxohangs, Ban FranoUoo, California, where cou raots for advertieinft oan be made for it. Union PACFto Railway-Local card. No, 10, mixed leaves Heppner 9:45 p. m. daily xoept Bonder 10, ar. at Willos Jc. p.m. 9. " leaves " a. m. " 9, " ar. at Heppner 50 a. m, daily except Monday. Kant bonnd, main line ar. at Arlington 1 :2H a. m. West M ' " leaves " 1:26 a. m. West bonnd looal freight leaves Arlington 8:35 .a. mM arrives at The Dalles 1:15 p. m. Local paeeenRer leaves The Dalies at 2:00 p. m. arrives -at Portland at 7:00 p. m. OTFiciiai xiaa:scxiv!r. United States Officials. I President G rover Cleveland Vice-President Adiai Stevenson Secretary of State Walter Q. Gresham Secretary of Treasury John G. Carlisle ' Secretary of Interior Hoke Smith Secretary of War Daniel S. Laiuont : Secretary of Navy Hilary A. Herbert PostuiastefsAGteneral Wilson 8. Bissell Attorney-General Kiohard S. Ulney .Secret? of Agriculture J. Sterling Morton State of Oregon. fkrtwnor 8. Pennoyer Secretary of State G. W. Me Bride Treasurer Phil. Metschan flupt. Publio Instruction E. B. 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KOEHLER, Manager, E. P. ROGERS, Asst. Gen, F. & P. Agt., Portland. Oregon. CUT THIS OUT NO. 2301. Send this COUPON and lifl Cents to TBE I1UYETT MUSIC CO, 2m Dearborn St., Chicago, 111. And receive (poBt paid) ONE PIECE OF MUSIC, of your own choice, named below, or THKEE fdeces for 60 cents, or K1X pieces or $1.00. Remit postal note or one and two cent stamps. This Coupon not good after December 31st, WH. 2P Q o The Latest Music VOCAL. Wedded Aftek the Ball. By Barney Pa gan 40 ctl Most popular Waltz Song of the day. Dedicated to Mr. 0. K. Hariri, author of "After the Ball." ADreah of Aboapia, Waltz song, Lanyon ,5C cts The song of all ioukb. Favorite of Adelina Pattl. Moonlig hi on the Laooon, by Geo. Schlelflarth 150 cts Latest popular success by this noted composer. THREK SOCTHKRN BONGS: "Unclk Dan," "Adnt cJis Tab," "Where My Honey Hleeps," complete 70 cts Three charming, plaintive and charac teristic Southern Bongs, written by Col. Wilt L. 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Leaves make a good, strong paper, while the husks ami stems of Indian corn have also been tried, and almost every kind of moss can be made Into paper. There are patents fur making paper from smvdust and bhav ina, fiocu ihitlc$ had U.jjiie down, from tobacco stalks &nd tan bark. It is said that there are over two thou sand patents in this country covering the manufacture of paper. Ko matter what the substance, the process is sub stantir.l!y the same; the material is ground to a pulp, then spread thinly over a frame and allowed to dry, the subwqucnt trr-atment depndinj on the kind of paper t be made. COIN FiSHlN. Keep steddy, boy, an haul away We've got a dandy school, When tLih is like they air today. We've got to take 'em cool. Suppose ye be some hungry, lad, Jea' now that ain't no sign; Vo wouldn't mention grub, 'f ye had A halibut on yer line. Waal, this 1b sump thin like, I vow. 1 hope we'll swamp the boatl Don't look so skeeredl 1 guess the scow Won't de no worse'n float. That's well! You really beat the Detch; That cod is extry flue! Kow pay her out ag'in, an ketch A halibut on yer line, I'll l'arn ye, if I kin, the way To gaff the largest ones; So git a lot o line to pay, No odds how far it runs. An when ye feel a mighty haul By jingo! There goes mine! The aatan grabbed my bait an all A hallbu off ? line! There, now, I'll shot right up, an you Must do the bee' ye kin; I'll bait another hook or two Aa cast 'era in ag'in. I Kiss it's bos' to throw yer bait An set an hump yer spine You've got to watch yer chance, an wait l er halibut on yer line. Yankee Blade. PLAYING WITH FIRE. It was 5 o'clock of a hot August after noon at Luc-sur-Mer. The bathere were roaming over the beach or ensconced in cozy, sheltered spots. Women, rosy pink with the heat, were leisurely crocheting and gossiping, emphasizing their remarks with the movement of the white ivory needles. Bright eyed men, their smiling listeners, idly traced hieroglyphics on the sand. Happy children, watched over by white capped nurses, made mud pies to their hearts' content. Over one small group of loungers pre sided a young woman, whose pensively graceful, delicate featured face was one of rare sweetness. Her hair was blond, lr mouth fresh as a child's, while in her black eyes quivered lights and shadows as on a placid lake. A crowd of young men were gathered about her, each one anxious to claim part of her attention by some trivial little speech. Now and then she would quietly drop a word, and every one stopped talking to hear nnd ap plaud her. Marguerite Helm was a Norwegian. She had married for love a countryman of hers, a painter, but he had died soon after. Gifted with a marvelous voice, she had resolved to make it her means of support. Going to Paris, she had shut herself up for a year with her grief and her musical studies. Her stay at Luc-sur-Mer was the first dissipation of her widowhood. Just now the conversation had turned on a foreigner's difficulty in using French idioms. All her admirers seized the op portunity to compliment her on her pro ficience in the language. "Gentlemen," she said suddenly, "you shall each tell me which word in all your language you prefer." After a moment's hesitation the con test began. To the men it was a pretext for new gallantries. "Marguerite," sighed one. "Norway," murmured another. "Love!" suddenly exclaimed a boy's undeveloped voice a voice just under going a change. The word was so impulsively uttered that everybody Btarted. Marguerite her self bent forward to see the speaker. It was Jacques Lespar, a mere boy of al most girlish beauty. His white fore head, his straight nose, with its sensitive nostrils, his slender, refined hands all betokened good blood. His penetrating eyes fixed themselves upon those of Mme. Helm. Hers were filled with a sweet, indulgent curiosity. "Well, there really are no more chil dren. Make way for the young!" were the remarks heard from the men. Happily the dinner hour was near, and the group dispersed. Jacques and Mme. Helm remained togother. They both felt a little embarrassed at being alone, and neither knew what to say. Finally they began to talk of the weather, of the snperb days and warm evenings, Then the boy escorted Marguerite to her hotel and went home. Ever since the beginning of the season he had silently admired Mine. Holm. A subtle fascination irresistibly attracted him to her. When she took her morning jtroll, he instinctively walked behind her, like a dog following his master. When she sat down on the beach amid her admirers, he furtively slipped in among them, envying, with all the strength of his ingenious youth, the yonng men who could lungh with hr or the old gentleman who called her "Dear child." How of Km he had tried to apeak to her! But the great sadness rising in his heart at his utter insignificance would choke the words in his throat. An orphan from his cradle, he was en tirely alone in the world. A distant rel ative had become his guardian and di rected his education. He grudgingly managed Jacques' finances and bestowed only a scant affection upon his ward. The boy's generous natnie was starved in this atmosphere of indifference, and he at once loved Marguerite with all the energy of long suppressed feeling. It was his first passion, and like a rich spendthrift he laid at her feet all the treasures of his heart. As to lwing paid in return, he never dared think of that. He would have been satisfied if, like a priest at God's altar, he might be al lowed to worship Marguerite all his life. After that August afternoon Jacques and Mme. Helm weie frequently to gether. They talked over their plans, and being mutually attracted learned to know eaoh other well. Every day after breakfast they walked on the quay, and th boy wad Ui y oontf woman bis cwii fldiiit. M&rfuente hetd hit giuv speech with a smiis and reciprocated by giving good advloe with almost motc wny umarrnrsB. Time passed on, and often when re turning from their walk the day died with the setting sun. The women com ing home would greet them with some half audible, jesting remark; the raga muffins would giggle at them on the rad, and the men bow, with a s"rt of pleased, booriih DolitennM. It was the first time since her depar ture from Norway that Mme. Helm for got her sorrow. She liked her role of tender mamma and put an unconscious coquetry into her conduct. She would often prelude her remarks with, "I, M. Jacques, who am mi old woman" and ahe smiled to think of her three and twenty years. She did not dream how this child , adored her. Only once did a slight doubt I enter her mind, but Jacques' conduct j quickly dispelled it. He treated her j like an e&er sister and did not mind ! appearing ridiculous in her eyes. To her this was sufficient proof that he was not I in love. Anxious to warn him against j life's snares, she continued to show him ! a calm, motherly affection, and the thought of having for Jacques any other sentiment would have shocked her. After spending the greater part of an exceedingly hot day indoors, they went one evening for their accustomed after dinner stroll in the fields. The setting iun ponred its purple rays over the country, tingeing sky and meadows, houses and trees with fire. The ocean was mottled with red spots, forming bloody streaks. Hardby a haystack's irregular com stood out in melancholy profile against the sky. "Let's climb it 1" said Jacques. Marguerite gleefully clapped her hands. Jacques went on to reconnoiter. The road was deserted. No one was to be seen in the neighborhood. She began the ascent with great diffi culty. Her feet would slip, her fingers lose their hold, while the bits of dry hay scratched her face. Her more sturdy companion followedand helped her along. Beaching the top, they sat down and looked at each other, then burst out laughing like schoolboys stealing fruit or serious persons caught in a foolish act. The descent was more easily accom plished. The gayety had passed, and both opened books they had brought. Jacques lay flat on the ground, resting npon his elbow. Marguerite was stretch ed on a pile of hay which formed a sort of chaise longue. Her tiny feet just peeped from under the hem of her gown. The thin cloth shoes perfectly outlined her arohed instep and delicate ankles. It was too hot to read. They were both silent. Jacques' eyes were riveted on Marguerite. Her red lips trembled like a flower under the breeze. Her soft, white throat was smooth as the surface of a lake. At every breath her bosom heaved, and the thin material of her dress swelled like a sail. Her whole personality exhaled the Bubtle perfume of elegance. It was the first time Jacques had noticed these charming de tails, and unconsciously he became al sorbed in their contemplation. "Tjittle by little his thoughts became confused; his soul rose to his eyes. He breathed with difficulty, and a lunguor crept over hiin. The heat of the day mounted to his head and intoxicated him. The country around was resting after the day's heat. In the faroff fields wom en wero gathering potatoes, and near them little boys threw clods of earth at each other. From time to time the cows lying on the grass would low and turn their heads toward the setting sun as to ward a departing friend. Suddenly through the silent fiolds rang the cries of an angry voice. "The field guard!" exclaimed Mar guerite. In the distance was a man gesticulating threateningly at thiB couple, who had pulled down his carefully stacked hay. Like two guilty children, their first thought was to fly from the ruined hay stack. The boy was up with one bonnd, But in her haste Murguerito lost her bal ance and fell. Ho caught her in his arms and righted her. They ran across the field. For an in stant they hid behind a large mound of earth, then made straight for the beach. Here they sought shelter in a hut used only by the customs officers and kept very still, fearing to give their pursuer the alarm. Seated on the narrow bench Mme. Helm leaned against Jacques. She had never seemed so beautiful. Out of breath from the run her cheeks were red. her nostrils quivered. With bended neck and wide open eyes Bhe listened in laugh ing anxiety for the steps outside. His ecstasy was complete. Putting his arm around her waist he drew closer to her. Turning to him in childish glee she said. "Jacques, we are saved! It was the first time she had called him simply Jacques, and the boy lost his head; with a brusque movement ho seized Marguerite's hand and imprinted on her wrist a passionate kiss. Very pale, she rose, not knowing what to say or think. A great remorse stmck her like a knife. Had she shown too much affection for Jacques? Had she been guilty of coquetry toward him? The days of their intercourse flashed through her memory, and she found her self guilty. Instantly she resolved by some cruelty which Jacques could not forgive to kill the love she had inspired. She cast upon the bov one last look of infinite tender ness; then, gathering all her strength for the deathblow, she said in her cold, beau tiful voice: "You little fool!" Translated For Ar gonaut From the French of Albert Gui non by Alice Ziska. Th. U. of tli. Telephone. A caution emanates from a French medical school respecting the nse of tbe telephone. For ears that are not posi tively sound and healthy the telephone is regarded as being positively injurious, and even in a comparatively robust or gan Its continuous use may be followed by a formidable list of physical disturb ances, any una of which may become chrome. A (pru)g u ot the instru ment is therefore advised by those whose ears are sound, and an absolute absten tion from it in those whose organs are weak or imperfect. Cincinnati Enqnirer. It is usual to run tnree geese witn a gander; it is not considered too many. Einbden geese are average breeders, but tome breeders claim that they are npt so prolific as the Toulouse, tay The Poultry World. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report Absolutely pure A KENTUCKY MIRACLE. JUDGE JOHN M. RICE TELLS HOW HE WAB CU1IED OF KHKOMATIHM. Crippled fur Sis Years With Sciatica la Its Worst Form. He Expected to die lint was Saved in a Marvelous Manner. (From the Covington, Ky., l'oat.) Tbe Hon. John nl. Kioe, ot Louisa, Lawrence oounty, Kentuoky, has for the past two years retired from Botive life as Criminal and Circuit Judge of tbe sixteenth Judicial District of Ken tucky. He has for many years served his Dative oounty and state in the legisla ture at Frankfort and at Washington, and, until his retirement was a noted figure in politics and Judicial circles. The Judge is well known throughout the state sod possesses the best qualities whioh go to make a Kentucky gentle man honored wherever he is known. About six years ago the bodi'y troubles which finally caused bis re tirement at a time when his mental faculties were iu the zenith of their strength, began their encroachment upon his naturally strong constitution. A few days ago a Kentuoky Post re porter (tailed upon Judge Kice, who in tbe following words related the history of tbe causes that led to bis retirement. "It is just about six years sinoe I hnj an attack of rheumatism, slight at first, but soon developing into Soiatio rheu- matism, whioh began first with acute shooting paius in the hips, gradually extending downward to my feet. "My condition became so bad that I eventually lost all power of my legs, and ben tbe liver, kidneys and bladder and in tact, my whole system, became de ranged. I tried the treatment of many physicians, Jiut receiving , i)rt lasting beneut from them, i bad recourse to patent remedies, trying one kind aft' r another until I believe there were none I had not sampled. "In 1M88, attended by my sou John, I went to Hot Springs, Ark. I was not muoh benefited by some months stay there when I returned home. My liver was aolually dead, and a dull persistent pain in its region kept me on tbe raok all tbe time. In 1890 I was reappointed Circuit Judge, but it was linposiiible for me to give attention to my duties. In 18!1 1 went to Silurian Springs, Wake- sliaw, Wis. I stayed there some time but without improvement. "Agaiu I returned home, this time feeliug no hopes of reoovery. The muscles of my limbs were now reduced atrophy to mere Btrings. Sciatic pains tortured me terribly, but it was tbe disordered condition of my liver that was I felt gradually wearing my life away. Dootors gave me up, all kinds o' remedies had been tried without avail, and there was nothing more for me to do but resign myself to fate. "I lingered on in this oondition sus tnined almost entirely by stimulants until April, IHlCi. Oan day John saw an aooountof Dr. Williams' Pink Pilla for pale people in tbe Kentuoky Post. This was something new, aud as one more drug after so many others could not do o muoh harm, John prevailed upon me to try tbe Pink Pills. It was, I think, the tirHt week iu May the pills rrrived. I remember I was not expected to live tor more than three or four days At the time. The effect of tbe Pills, however, was marvelous aud I could soon eat heartily, a thing I had not done for years. The liver began almost instant aneously to perform its functions, anil has done so ever since. Without doubt ibe pills saved my lite and while I do Dot crave notrioty I cannot mfiife to testify to their wortb. Tbe reporter oalled upon Mr. Hughes the Louisa druggist, who informed him that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, have been very popular, sinoe Judge Kioe used them with suoli benefit. He mentioned several who bas found relief in their use. Au analysis of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for pale people shows that they oontain, iu condensed form, all tbe elements necessary tu give new life and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves. Tbey nre au unfailiug speoitlo lor euoh rtmenneg as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St Vitus' danoe. sciatioa, Awarded Highest The ouly Pure Cream of Tartar Towder No Ammonia, Ko Alum. Used in Millions of Homes 40 .Years the Standard neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous head ache, tbe after effect ot la grippe, palpi tation ot tbe heart, pale and sallow complexions, all forms of weakness either in male or female, and all disease! resulting from vitiated humors in the blood. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold by all dealers, or will be sent post paid on receipt ot price, 50 cents a box, or G boxes for $2.50 they are never sold in balk or by the 100) by addressing Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Schenectady, n. y. COST OF BRITISH DEFENSE. 'the lnimenHe Kxiwuso Incurred by Kng land's Military Operations. The llritish empire spends as a rule upon defense from $V!."U.IIOO,000 to $'.280, 000,000 a year, of which the military ex penditure of India, with the indirect expenditure for the sake of India on the mobile land forces at home, forms the largest item, says Sir C. W. Dilke, in North American Review. Almost the whole of this vast sum is expended out of Uritish loans or taxes under the control of the parliament of the United Kingdom, and out of India taxes under the indirect control of the house of commons through the secretary of state, who is a member of the govern ment of the day. This expenditure, although vast, although open to the re proach that it does not do more than maintain a fleet slightly superior to that of France, and an army of very small numbers, is a tlcahite as com pared (iu its ill effect upon the wealth of the nation) with the military ex penditure of Italy, or, in a less degree, with that of other continental powers. The evidences of the overpressure of taxation in India itself, many as they are, are slight in comparison with those which are present in the case of Italy; and it may be assumed therefore that, while the taxpayers of the United Kingdom and of India may make their ' voices heard in insisting upon better value for their money, the expenditure will not in itself be brought to an end by bankruptcy. "imitated A DOG TOO WELL. fnwtn of a I.aiif-tMlilr Vontrlloqulet (! Illm Into Troutjla. An English professional ventrilo quist in Lancashire lately received what is perhaps ns high a compliment to his professional powers as ever was paid to one of his tribe, and yet, as Mr. Toole used to say, "he is not happy." It appears from proceedings at the Wallussey petty sessions that this ven triloquist prilled himself greatly on his skill In imitating the cries of a dog, anil that one day, at Seacombe Ferry, he agreed to give an exhibition of this sort of mimicry, and proceedttl to do so by beating a hand-bug, from which the most agonizing cries, as of a dog, appeared to come. The first result was that an old lady rushed at the ventriloquist and tried to hit him with an umbrella. Sho desisted when told it was a joke; but a man named Scott, a meat contractor, then rushed across Mie road, took the ventriloquist by the throat, and struck him on the face and head several times, inflicting injuries which led to erysipelas in the ear, for which the sufferer claimed damages. In tbe witness box he repeated the sham dog-beating performance. For the defense it was contended that the defendant was genuinely deceived by '.he simulated agonies of the supposed .log, and had simply seized the bag in order to prevent further cruelty; and It was urged that any person playing such tricks in public must take the consequences. Finally the. magistrate dismissed the case, but made no order as to costs. Age nr Trsee. Information gathered by the German forestry commission assigns to the pine tree a life of 500 to 700 years as a maxi mum, 4J5 years to the silver fir, 27S years to tbo lurch, 245 years to the roil beech, U10 years to the aspen, 200 years to the birch, 170 years to the ash, 14fl years to the alder and UtO years to the elm. The heart of the oak begins to rot at about the age of S00 years. The holm oak alone escapes this law. But in England there are several famous old oaks of gigantic proportions, and with ages variously estimated at from 700 to 1,800 years. The latter ago, however, seems incredible. TboBe owing us must do a little ot what tbe Gazette baa a great deal to oc cupy its time just now. Every little helps, and money we must have. Green Mathews, east side ot Main street, has a neat barber shop and does work at popular prices, 25 cents shavo or hair cat. These have been bis charg es tor months. Don't forget him. Binge leaves for Echo Mondays, Wednesdays, and Friduys, returning on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. H. Wade, Prop. T. W.AyersJr., agent. Honors, World's Fair. Bakin Pode