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PATTEEEOiT, Kditor and Manager, Long Creek, Oregon, or "Uaiette," Hcppner, Oregon. THIS PAPKH is kept on tile at E. C. Dake'. 1 Advertising Agency, Hi and 65 Merchant tiichangs, Ban Francisco. California, where eu. racte for advertising can be made for it. Umon Pacfw Railway-Local cms No. 10. miied leaves Heppnei 9:4"i p. m du exoept Sunday .u, " ar. at Willows Jo. p.m. 9, " leaves " am. , ar. at Heppner 5:00 a. m. dai except Monday. liiiBt bound, main Une ar. at Arlington 1 . . n Vest " ' " leavee ttt'la. i- West bonnd lo-al fr-ixh leaY s Arlington 8 s a. m., amves -t The U.lles 1:1. p. in. pasBengr leaver Th Dalles at tM p. m. atnv at Portland at 70 p m. CPFIOIAL DIEECTCET. United States Officials. I'ti-eident Oroyer Cleveland Vice-1'reBKlent A.I ni B avenanL Bec-etary of State VV alter Q Uranium hecietary of Treasury John (J. ( arlisl. Kerretary of Interior ... .. Hoke Hmitl, (secretary of War Daniel S. Unioiil Se.-retary of Navy. Hilary A. Herbert l-ostiuaater-Genoral Wil.n S. 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C, wrtiw : Kr. u. it;;fjv" J any ' ct-nt addrew- In ynur I.tch'i, iij TELEGRAPHING EN ROUTE. A Fruitful Cause .of Railway Accidents May Now Be Removed. . . ' Telegraphing from a train in motion haa for sonic years been practiced in this country, but in this ns in many other electrical applications America is ahead of European practice. All Europe stood horror-stricken not long ago at the awfulness of a railway ac cident on the Kivicra. The station master dispa tched a train on the wrong line to its doom of rushing into anoth er train and crashing over the preci pice, liells were rung and people shouted, but there was no means of stopping the train wrongly started, and the stationmaster shot himself as he heard the crash. This and other accidents more or less similar, says the Pittsburgh Dispatch, have appealed so strongly to railway directors for the necessity of establish ing a means of communication from trains in motion that European engi neers avc now engaged in testing vari rious systems whereby this can be ef fected. Some recent trials at Algeria are said to have been most successful. The tests included the exchange of tel egrams between a train in motion and the station; between two trains in motion; the telegraphic stoppage of a train; started and out of sight, it was ordered to stop, start again, and re turn to the station; two trains started on the same track, and approaching each other at au express speed of near ly one and one-quarter miles a minute, avoided collision by mutually and automatically warning each other by an indication of their direction, and tha position, according to kilometer posts, which they had attained. The signaling arrangements arc carried out by M. Etienne, the well-known inven tor. The fact was established that every train can lie kept within call of the station at any point in its route, and thns one of the most fertile causes of frightful accidents may now be re moved. CAMEO CARVING A NEW WHIM. now Fashionable Women Cut the Deli cate Shells The latest whim is nothing more nor less than cameo carving, according to the New York Recorder. Many a dainty boudoir has a little table in one corner where 'gravers," 4scoopers," and various other mysterious instru ments of the craft are kept. "How do they manage it and do they make real cameos?" some one asks. O, yes, they are real and they are pretty. The shells used for the purpose are "black helmets" brought from the West Indies. There are also red and yellow helmets found on the coast of China. The shell is cut with little gravers and scoopers, and half a dozen of these, of various sizes and degrees of fine ness, are all that are needed. When the cameo is cut the process of polish ing bivins, and this requires patience and still more patience. First, the groundwork is polished by rubbing it with pumice stone and wa ter; this takes out the scratches made. The shell is then washed with warm water. The second polishing is done tvith pnmice dust and oil and with a small boxwood stick. It is again washed. The third and-last polishing is given with fine rotten stone and sulphuric acid. A very high degree of polish is thus obtained, and, after be ing once more washed, the work is done. The shells cost from two to five dollars each. From a good shell as many as three or four pieces eon be taken. Flying Lizards of Borneo. According to the testimony of our most reliable naturalists the only genus of "flying serpent" now known to in habit the earth is a family of reptiles which make their homes in the great forests of liorneo, mentioned by Meek, Williams, Kinne and others as "the flying lizardsof the South seas." The best known species of this flying sau rian is Draco Volens leekii, a striped, snnke-like lizard about fourteen or sixteen inches in length when full grown. The primary colors of Draco are red and yellow, in bands, dots, crescents and stripes, the red predomi nating to such an extent that the creature appears as a carmine rocket when sailing through the air. Some have declared thathis wings are "sails" like those of the American flying squir rel, but Meek says "they approach true wings and can be used by the little saurian to guide himself at will." A Borneo Superstition. The pearl hunters of Borneo and ad jacent islands have a peculiar super stition. When they open shells in search of pearls, they take every ninth find, whether it be large or small, and put it into a bottle with a dead man's finger. Thoy are kept and are known as "seed pearls," or "breeding pearls," and the natives of the islands men tioned firmly believe that they have the powers of reproducing their kind. For every pearl put into the phial, two grains of rice are thrown in for the pearls to "feed" upon. Some of the white gem hunters of Borneo believe in the superstition as firmly as the na tives do. It is said that nearly every hut along the coast has its "dead fin ger" bottle with from nine to ten times that number of "seed pearls," th de caying digit and the rice carefully stowed away among them. What Makes Ci Thirsty. Thirst is simply a sensation by which lack of fluids in the system is made Known, and in a state of health it is a generally faithful indication of the wants of the body. Natural thirst is first indicated by a peculiar dryness of the mouth and fauces, caused by a fail ure of the pharyngeal membrane to secrete a due amount of liquids, but if fluids were to be introduced directly into the stomach through a tube, and not by wav of the fauces as has been done in some unusual cases the im mediate absorption tereoI instantly allayB the sense of thirst, from which It has been supposed that the sensa tion of thirst is in the nerves of the stomach and that the throaVsensatloa i a kind of relies action. , A FAMOUS NAVAL DUEL. Reoalled by the Recent Disaster to tha Kearaarge. Tha Memorable Fnronnter That Freed Northern Merehantmen from m Foe That Wrooeht Ilaroe j Among Them. The Alabama put into the harbor of Cherbourg, France, in June, 1864, to ef fect some necessary repairs. The Kear- i sarge, then in command of Capt. John A. Winslow, appeared off the harbor j on June 14. The Kearsarge, says the New York Times, cruised off the en trance to the harbor, but did not make i the mistake of anchoring in the port, I as that act would have given the con federate vessel a start of twenty-four hours whenever she might choose to leave, it being an international law that beligerent vessels anchoring in a neutral port must not leave within twenty-four hours of each other. The Tuscarora had made that error a short time before, and when she started in pursuit of the Sumpter from Southamp ton harbor she was promptly ordered back to her berth by the British au thorities, and a naval force sufficient to enforce the mandate was in readi ness. Capt. Winslow made demonstrations which were equivalent to a challenge, and, knowing t'-e character of Scmmes, he had little doubt that it would be ac cepted, and set about preparing his ship for action. The heavy anchor chains were gotten up out of the chain locker and suspended along the Bides of the vessel so as to protect the vital parts of the ship. This chain armor was concealed by deal boards, which were nailed over it. The word was passed through the ship on Sunday morning, June 19, that the Alabama was coming out. The decks of the Kearsarge were cleared for action and the drum beat to quar ters. The two ships were almost even ly matched as to size, the Kearsarge measuring 1,031 tons and the Ala bama l.Olfi. In weight of metal thrown in a broadside, the Kearsarge, though mounting one gun less than the confederate vessel, had a distinct advantage, the Kearsarge throwing 430 pounds to the Alabama's 300. The battery of the latter vessel consisted of six thirty-two pounders, 100-pounder Blakely rifle, and one eight-inch shell gun. The Alabama was the first to open fire. The Kearsarge reserved hers un til the enemy was 1,000 yards distant, then gave a broadside from her star board battery. The big eleven-inch guns Of the Kearsarge did terrible execu tion on the decks of the Alabama, and finally one of them planted a shell in the Alabama which reduced that ves sel to a sinking condition and made surrender necessary. Capt. Winslow then gave his atten tion to the rescue of the Alabama's crew. The confederate admiral was picked up by the English yacht Deer hound, which conveyed him to Eng land. Semmes claimed thit the powder of the Alabama had become "caky" and had lost its strength, and that the fuses of his shells were defective. One of the Alabama's shells buried itself in the sternpott of the Kearsarge, but failed to explode. Had the fuse acted, it is said that the Kearsarge would cer tainly have baen disabled by the loss of her rudder. The shell is now in the navy museum in Washington. Since that memorable encounter the Kearsarge had been almost constantly in service. She had had few occasions to visit navy yards, and had displayed her pennant in nearly every important harbor of the world. She had the rep utation of being always ready for duty, and lately had been busily employed in protecting American interests in the West Indies and searching for dere licts on the North Atlantic. As a fighter she had outlived her use fulness. Her two eleven-inch guns had been replaced by eight-inch rifles of the muzzle-loading type. Iler speed in later years was much less than it was when the vessel fought the Ala bama. Then she was credited with fourteen knots an hour. Her original boilers were taken out several years ago, and a set which was intended for the Nantasket, a much smaller vessel, was substituted. They were not near ly so good as the old ones. Capt Elmer says that in the period he com manded the Kearsarge he was unable to get much more than eight knots out of her. The vessel measured two hundred and ten feet four inches in length and had a beam of thirty-three feet ten inches. She was bark rigged, having been converted from a ship, which was her rig when bhe fought the Alabama. She was built in the navy yard at Portsmouth, N. U., at a cost of t'iTi, 514.99. The MouJIk tzar. Alexander III. seems determined to live up to his sobriquet of "the moujik czar." He has just affixed his signa ture to a project of law now being elaborated by the council of the em pire, which is destined to render in alienable the landed allotments of the peasants. The object of this measure is, of course, to prevent the seizure of the land for debt by the money lenders, whom he regards as the principal cause of the presentdistressand agricultural depression in his dominions. For the peasants, when once deprived of their lands, lose every interest in the wel fare of their "mir,"or community, and drift away to the towns and cities in search of work, where they help to well the ranks of the unemployed, who constitute a permanent source of embarrassment to the authorities. flhe Took Iler I'en In Foot. A curious marriage took place at Ver viers, in Helgiuma few days ago. when Mile. Elizabeth Kunneich, without arms, was married to her impressario, an Austrian. The woman signed the register with a steady foot and the wedding ring was placed by the priest OD her foujrfh.tfi . . ANTS IN FLORIDA. More of Theni There Than In Any Other I'art of the World. There are more ants to the square mile in Florida than in any other coun try in the world, says a writer in the Savannah News. Thereareants-.vlm-h will measure more than half an inch in length, and then there are ants so small that they can scarcely be seen to move with the unaided eye. There are red ants and black ants, and trouble some ants. Hut as bad as they are. I have never heard of them eating out the seat of a man's trousers, as a mis sionary, Hev. Mr. Wilson. once told the writer he saw the army ants doin India while the man was sitting on the earth for a few minutes beside him. Hut the Florida ants will take out the lettuce and other minute seeds from the soil in which they are planted and actually destroy the bed. They will suck the life out of acres of young cucumbers and melon plants, uproot strawberry plant9 or cover the buds with earth to such an extent as to kill them. They will get into pie, pickle, sauce, sirup, sugar, on meat, in hash, will riddle a cake or fill a loaf of baiter's bread till it is worthless. All remedies failing, I took to baiting them near their nests with slices of meat, bones, apple and pear parings, and when I had from fifty to one hundred thousand out turned a kettle of boiling water on them. I have killed in one week over one million in the space of a quarter acre lot, and I have almost wiped them out. I hnd to do this to secure any lettuce plants, and many unobservant farmers com plain of seedsmen when they should at tribute their troubles to Insects. It is very curious and instructive to see how promptly the ants which es cape the scalding will go to work taking out the dead, and, after piling them outside first, then go to excavat ing again nnd rebuilding their cells and runways. This being done very quickly the next work on hand is the laying in of a supply of food, by haul ing the dead bodies of the hot-water victims into their storehouses. You may sec a small black ant hauling and tugging at the carcass of a red ant twenty times its own weight, and he always succeeds, in the end, in land ing it in the warehouse of the colony. Next you may see a sort of ambulance corps searching for the disabled. These are taken carefully to the underground house, where the surgeons and nurses are in waiting. Then, too, you may sec the timekeepers and bosses direct ing this one, or turning another back on some errand or to some other duty. There is not a moment's delay, no halt ing feet, mi idle hands, but all move as if it was their last (lay on earth,, and this was the only hour left in which to redeem a misspent life. For lessons in industry and perfect government go to the ants. EUROPEAN MONASTICISM. Bald to Have Begun on the Little Island of fct, llonoravt- To the student of ecclesiastical his tory the little island of St. Honorat is one of the most impressive spots in Enrope, says the Thinker. Almost In visible on the map, it at one time oc cupied a most conspicuous position in the eyes of the world as one of its great historical sights. As a center of intellectual nnd moral influence it had, as Montalembert truly says, a greater effect upon the progress of humanity than any famous isle of the Orecian archipelago. It may well be called the iona of the south. It is a remark able circumstance that two little in significant islands, one in the far north, amid the dark clouds and mists of the wild Atlantic, and the other in the far south, under the brilliant blue sky, and laved by the bluer waters of the Mediterranean, should huve formed the centers which drew to them, and from whence were dispersed, all the spiritual and intellectual forces of Chris tendom during its darkest ages. Meeting one day one of those wretched lepers, who were as common in Europe in the early Christian cen turies as they are now in Asia, Hon orat took him home to his own room and began to anoint his terrible sores. Suddenly the dreadful mask of deform ity fell off, and the scarred face burst out into, overpowering radiance; and in the transfigured leper he beheld with inexpressible awe no other th an the Lord Jesus Himself. When St. Honorat 1. ft his northern home lie was accompanied by his sister, who was devotedly attached to him. The strict rules of UKinuntic life would not allow the presence of a woman within the precincts. The gentle and beautiful girl, who at her baptism as a Christian received the name of Margaret, was consequently sent to reside in the neighboring isle of Lero, where she was completely separated from her brother, lly her entreaties she at last prevailed upon him to promise to come and see her once a year. "Iet me know," said she, "at what time I may look for your com ing, for that season will be to me the only season of the year." The saint replied that he would come when the almond trees were in blossom. Where upon the legend says the forsaken Margaret assailed all the saints with her prayers and tears until she got her wish, tlmt the almond trees in her island should miraculously blossom once a month; and sending each month a branch with tho significant flowers on it to her brother's retreat, he duti fully came to her at once, and her heart was thus made glad by the sight of her brother no less than twelve times every year. "Doks your friend, the star actor, raw well?" "The only time I ever knew him draw a full house was when he was playing poker." N. Y. Press. Watts "How did you come out in your little wrestle with the Chicago wheat market?" Potts "I went after wool ami got worsted." Indianapolis Journal. . Borg, the Jeweler, is th man to fix ut our watch or clock. Ce keeps a full .lock of everything pertainiag to bis bnaineaa. I Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report Mm Absolutely pure A CLEAR CASE OF BUNCO. Artlflee Adopted 8ucresafnlly by a Negro Beggar of Panama. 1 had just started from the hotel toward the market, place, when I noticed an elderly darky, standing on the opposite side of the street, looking from one to another of the people go ing in and out of the various entrances to the hotel. The moment his eyes caught mine his face lighted up, and with outstretched hand and a smile he came hurrying across the way, cays a correspondent of the New York Sun. I "Fo' de Lawd, boss, I'se glad to see you. I'se been lookin' for you all this mawnin'." There was no refusing such a cor-' dial greeting. 1 shook hands and said: "Looking for me? I don't know you. now did you happen to be looking for me?" "flow cone I look for you? I'se gwine tell you. 'Corse you don't know me. I'se gwine tell you 'bout dat, too. I'se been waitin' fo' you be cause I ain't had cr mouthful o' coffee dis blessed muwnin'. I'se on de beach an' I'd jess like ter borry a dime." It was a clear case of Panama bunco, but there was such a happy expression on his face he so thoroughly enjoyed his little game and ha worked it bo well that there was no refusing him. Besides he is the most artistic mem ber of a great gang of peculiar negro beggars to bo found on the streets of Panama. They are, without excep tion, from the islands ruled by the British in the West Indies, and they beg only of English speaking stran gers. On every corner and on several blocks between corners, while walking to the market, I met negro men. With out exception they bowed and touched their hats and said: "Uood mawnin', boss. I'se on de beach, sah. A dime, sah, if yo' please." "On the beach" is equivalent to the American "on his uppers," or "dead broke." RcHHUUwwU AT A i.r.. .u) RTii. rrodlgtoua Feenudlty of an Insect Which Fee.la on the Vlant Kingdom. . The aphis, whicn Is known by the common name of "plant louse,!' is qn entomological enigma as well as an agricultural pest. The scientists do not pretent to know just exactly how many varieties of aphis browse on the green things of nature, but some authorities estimate them them at 1,000, a largo proportion of that number having been nnmed and classified. A single insect of any of these species of aphis may be come tho progenitor of billions of young, even during its own lifetime. Latrielle, who is regarded by the St. Louis Republic as an acknowledged authority on this branch of entomol ogy, makes some curious antl interest ing calculations: A female will pro duce young at tho rate of about twenty-five a day during the summer months, and as each immediately be comes ths progenitor of others, one aphis may possibly be the mother, grandmother, great-grandmother, etc., ft al. of the enormous number of 5,004. ."iOO.OOO individuals by the end of the season. Yongard and Morren, who are equally as good authorities as Lat rielle, extend this number into qttin tillions as being within the capabili ties of a Biugle mother's efforts. The late Prof. Huxley once made a calcula tion which affords some Idea of what a liiintillion of aphides might mean: K mining that an aphis will not weigh iuore than the one-thousandth part oi i grain, and that a man must bo very icavy in order to weigh more than 1,000,000 grains, the tenth brood of ap hides alone, without adding the prod uct of all the intermediate generation! if all the members of this immense 'amily should survive the many dan rers to which they arc exposed), would iontain more ponderable substance than 500,000,000 men. In other words, they would outweigh the entire popu lation of China. HORSEPLAY IN ENGLISH SOCIETY Conrae Jokes and Itlsky rianelng Being In dulged In hv smart (Jlrls. Skirt dancing, high nlay and the per petration of practical jokes seem to be the leading amusements of country house parties in England, according to a recent chronicler quoted by the San Francisco Argonaut. lie says: "No vember is preeminently the month for big shoots, and the country houses are full to overflowing at that time of the year. In quiet houses mod erate hours are kept, gambling for heavy stakes is at a discount and a certain sobriety prevails from sunrise to sundown. In other houses, however, the fun waxes fast and fu rious. No dancing is considered 'sport' unless It be of a nature imported from the Gaiety, such as the unforgettable pas de quatre. A few smart girls go so far an to take unto themselves the voluminous skirts of the serpentine frock and try to imitate Miss Lettie Li nil's dexterities." After explaining that the serpentine skirts are made of Awarded liiliett The only Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. No Ammonia; No Alum. Used in Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard, Baking Powder "no less than a hundred yards of the very finest Chinese silk or crepe cut in triangular pieces to give the appear ance of an infinity of yards," our au thority resumes: "It is regrettable to add that under some roofs pretty heavy gambling is indulged in, and baccarat and nap with high stakes have as many women as men votaries, to say nothing of practical joking of a sus piciously rowdy sort, such as apple-pie bed-making booby-trapping. A certain most distinguished lady amused her self one whole evening by standing in a gallery and throwing pillows on the men's heads as they passed io and out of the smoking-room." STRIKE FOR THE STOMACH. Xlovr to Attack Your Opponent Whea. Forced Into m Quarrel. "If you get into a quarrel with a man and see that you can't get out of it without a fight right then nnd there, forget that he has a head, pick out tho second button of his vest, and smash him on it as hard as you can. In ninety cases out of a hundred you'll win the battle without another lick." Ned Donnelly shifted a bag of boxing gloves under his arm as he de livered the injunction to a writer for the Washington Post. "There is no foul about a stomach blow; it's only when jou get below the belt that you are open to criticism. Of course, you are liable to hurt a man by hitting him in tho stomach, but that is what you are thero for. Most people who get into a sudden row I am speakin?, of course, of those who have never been taught how to take care of them selves go at each other hand over band like a sailor climbing up the rig ging, and they invariably try for each other's heads. As I said before, forget your antagonist has a head if you are forced into a fight. Just take aim at the place where you think his chest protector stops and let drive at it. There is not one man in ten thousand can stand a crack there. It takes rohn of tmln'pn- to ma'te a man's stomach hard enough to receive even a medium blow there.. Then if you want to spoil his beauty and leave your,, vis it ing card with him In the shape of a black eye. yon can do it at your leisure, for the fellow who is hit in the bread basket forgets all about his body above that, for the time being, anyhow." FLEEING FROM FOREST FIRE. The Experience of a Vistto to a Lumber Cunip la Northern Michigan. "Tho most exciting experience lever had," said T. E. Spencer to a writer for the St. Louis Olobe-Deinocrat,"was in a forest fire near Manistee, Mich. I had visited a small lumber camp and retired to rest in one of the blinks pro vided for the choppers. I was awak end by a strong light from the north, and, going outside of the woollen shanty, it seemed to me that the entire world was on fire. It cracked and snapped, danced and jumped as if the demon of fire was holding a high car nival and celebrating the end of the world. From every side could be heard sounds like the firing of cannon and the shrieks of human beings. It was the falling of the boughs and the sigh ing of the wind, but I never heard so horrible a sound, nor witnessed bo weird and terrible a sight. Hastily awakening the other men in the camp, I mounted a horse and Ued from tho flames. Put tho horse could not keep pace with the progress of the lire. The lurid heavens looked as though they were at molten heat; the air was stilling; the smoke almost suffocated mu, while falling leaves and boughs burned my horse, and the sickening odor of burning flesh added to the hor ror. Within two or three hours I was in an opening, where I was no longer In danger; but my horse was badly in jured, while my clothing was full of holes where embers hud struck mo. I will take my chunces with cyclones or earthquakes, but not with a burning forest agaiu." huRSc A good name for a choice baby colt "Prize Package." 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