T. JACOi OI WSAKES A IL Perfect Curs of BURNS, BRUISES, SCALDS, CUTS AND WOUNDS. GYP'S NARROW ESCAPE. How .Mrs. Orrenf. l.o.in; r Sbo uif . Im; i : oflice with sulci i ii it's Ivt ('nine Kear ciiniH f .-.Ltence. ': into the doctor's il;' cai'i'liii v wrrnmed in a fleecy shawl, s;is the Chicago ller alil. "Doctor." she suiil hurriedly, "hp isn't at ail well, atvl 1 would rather you would proscrilie for him than any other physician in the city. 1 havi-n't for gotten h.iw you liroiihl the children of my neighbor. Mis. Wallup. throujfh tho measles safely, and I am afraid it is soniothiiiir of the same kind that is troubling the dear little fellow." "Who is sick, Mrs. (Jreenfront?" asked the physician, solicitously. "My little tiyp." sire answered, un rolling the bundle with the utmost care and exposing to view a measly little red-oyed poodle. "Hut, madam," began tho doctor. ,.. "I know you are busy, doctor, and the. servant said you musn'tbo interrupted but it's a serious case. 1 don't know what is the matter with him, you see.." "lint'' "I hope no surgical operation will be necessary. 1 could not. bear it, doctor, to see any tiling of the kind performed on the dear little fellow." "Will you allow me, madam, to" "Of course, doctor, I put him entirely in your hands. J)o whatever you think is best for hini. If an operation is necessary use your utmost skill." "Mrs. Ilreonfroiit, you must permit me to say that 1 am not in the habit of prescribing for dogs." "What! Don't you know any tiling aliotit their diseases'.'" "I do not." "Never had any practico whatever in attending upon them'.' ' "Xcvei1!"- exclaimed the disgusted doctor. "Then I couldn't think of letting you prescribe for him," she said, decidedly and emphatically, as she wrapped tho animal up in the shawl with the utmost care. "Hear little tiyp," she murmured, caressingly, "what a narrow escape you have had!" And taking the bundle up in her arms She bustled out of the ollice, leaving the fashionable doctor of the aristocratic avenue petrified with astonishment. PATENTS! NOTICK TO INVENTORS. A CASHIER'S REVENGE. of How a ., ,..,K Mlll ,;t A1(.,, Man-lily Ititnli I'lviident. The cashier of a South Water street fruit house and the president of one of the biggest banks in town hail a liuun clal disagreement Saturday afternoon and, according to the Chicago Tribune, the cashier came olf victorious. The bank is noted for itsnnbeniling business methods. A draft for SI,, '.oil on the notiiii wafer street lirni came to tho bank. The ollicers demanded payment with a certified chock before they would turn over the bill of lading accompany ing the draft. The cashier of the fruit house and the president of the bank had ll lively conversation through tho telephone "Our check is good at any bank in town," said the j g man. "We can't keep a slock of certilied checks on hand." "We won't, accept any thing but a certilied check," said the president. The young man returned to his desk and thought. Then he hired a horso and buggy anil drove over to another bank, where lie drew out ,l,,'i(ii) in big silver dollars, lie placed Ihein in a bag and drove back to ihe store, where two laborers carried the heavy load into the ollice. At four o'clock the noinrv of ih. bank appeared. ' There's your money," said the young man, tiiiiu phnuily pointing to the. bag. The iioiary iriod h, lift, the bug. but ho was not sin,,,,,. ;,,! .:,(( (,r tmS(. , ,.u.t. wheel dollars weigh over , pounds. The bag i, ever budged. Tl otary pleaded I,. I.c allowed to have the bag carried over lo the bank. The young man in.isied thai, bo must have his draft and Ins hill ,.f lading m ,.,, lul, tbal I In' in ccsi;,ry count ing must, be 'lone in the Mure. The notary was pro fane, but, proljuil y didn't do ally good, and he was diplomatic, and diplomacy failed to work. 1 ti,,, ,,,! H, H..w f'" '1 lo send lor three clerks to count the money and hire an cpross wagon to carry the hag to Ihe bank. 'riH'iTho turned over ihe paper and the young man locked the sate and went home to prepare for the neaceful Sabbath day. AicN ON FAITH. Men vin I line T.iiil lo Nluui- with v cllne Vuuiiitf VfilKi'iiiii'f. 'The faith of the newspaper render it sometimes great mid .-ibiding, but oc casioiKilly it lends him into errors. A few weeks ago, says t he On lignaui Mes senger, n Loudon weekly journal, pub lished exclusively fur Indies, contaiiiec a letter from a lady correspondent u serting that vaseline us a shaving cream was superior to any snap or cream that had ever been invented. 'This scarcely appears likely to be. a very interest iuji topic for the genller son, but, neverthe less, many letters were published or the subject, and finally it became an established truth among bearded women that vaseline was the very best article with which to supplant soap, which, it is said, "chaps" and irritates the skin. Had this theory remained con lined within the limits of the journal that gave it birth no harm might have been uone; nut unlortunately, several Amer ican journals of repute and standing, ever ready to grasp a progressive inno vation, boldly announced that vaseline was the only article w ith w hich a mini L'ould comfortably remove his hoard. 1'erhups the renders of these papers tried it on a very cold morning, or per haps their razors were blunt, or perhaps and very much more likely-the lady who asserted that she had removed her beard every morning for ninny years ivith the aid of vaseline was playing u ittlc trick on the journal with' which ihe corresponded. Doubtless she never suspected that xiwerful and influential dailies in America would proclaim her method tu rn infallible one. And now the result is dutt old men, middle-iiged men, mid yout us across the Atlantic are vow ing 'cngeaneo against those who ivconv neudeilsuch a painful experiment, laving a sound tooth draw n is a trillc loiiipiircd to shaving w ith vaseline ut east, so the gentlemen across the At uutic say. There was never n time in the history of our country when the demand for inventions and improvemputs in the arts and sciences generally was so (jreat as dow. The conveniences of mankind in the factory and workshop, the household and on the farm, as well as in official life, require continual necpssions to the appurtenance and implimeritn of each iD order to save labor, time anil expense. The polilioal cbitnue in the ndiiiiiiiatra- on government does not affect, the progress of the American inventor, who being on the alert, mid ready to pur- ceive the existing denoiencie. does not permit the affaire of government to tie. ter him from quickly oonoeiving the remedy to overuoiue. existing discropati cii'H. Too great care cuiiunt lie exer cised in choosing a competent ami skill ful attorney to prepare aud prosecute au application for pateut. Vuluable in tercsls have been lust aud destroyed in iiiDiimerable instances bv the employ ment of incompetent counsel, and es pecially is tLis advioe applicable to those who adopt the "No patent, nu pay" system. Inventors who entrust their business to this class of attorneys do so at, imminent risk, us the breadth i ami strength or the patent is never emi sidered in view of a quick endeavor to get mi allowance and obtain the fee THE 1'ISESS CLAIMS COMPANY, John Uedderburn, General Manager, 1118 F street, N. W., Washington, D. C, represeiiiing a large number of impor tant daily mid weekly papers, ami gen eral periodicals of the eountrv. was in- stitutcd to protect its patrons from the unsafe methods heretofore employed in Ibis line of business. The said Cuu pany is prepared to take charge of all patent business entrusted to it for rea sonable fees, ami nremire aud nrnuennte applications generally, including me chanical inventions, design patents, trade-marks, labels, copyrights, interfer ences, infringements, validity reports, and gives especial atte'nion to njiettd cases, it is also prepared to enter into competition wilb anv firm in iranriiio foreign patents. Wrile for i.iKIi itclinnn and advice John WKDomiiiriiN. lilH F Street, I5. O. Unit BS.j. Washington, V. C. l.n It, is i: -.t VIII., of i , than :.ov . thiov.'s an : v.: Quern il: v her reign. i'" of threi or : yearly. 7:: ' e.xaiupl -. v..' ,i. Some:- v I i.l c CUti'O. t 1 . il", .'-i and tb'.i - , '., il oi t - Uv 1 eiirj : . i l the '.'. i, le i-,.' , on hiuiiii' : ; to the , 1 t'mt in i..,'!y pc IV. : .e , aimed II sever, !y i t: . hit,. ed. GAMIN3 IN HOME. Their Tai-tlcs lo Kxtrnei in" Coin f rum Foreigner!. A correspondent of the New York Tribune says that the street boys of Rome have all the curiosity, shrewd ness and impudence of street hoys in renernl, together with some traits pe culiar to themselves. They have a Ll,UmU,-ni,. ( 1, !.. hand yc-loped no little skill in extracting i.'-.vel r ,'il. -rs, i ", lood p::rt of - ri.ter 'i .d::::ls I , ii for , .i.ty of A Gentleman Who formerly resided Id Connecticut, but who now resides in Honolulu, writes: -For 20 years past, my wife audi have used Ajer'g Hair Vigor, anil we attribute to jt the dark hair which she and I now have, while hun dreds of our acquaint ances, ten or a dozen years younger than we, areeilhcrgray-heiideil, white, or bald. When asked howour liairlias retained its color unit fullness, we rem v. 'Bv the use of Ayer's Hair Vigor nothinir else.'" "Jnisos.myafflaiimi was nearly bald, and . . - '43 the hair iif?': kept fall ing out very tv. I I n d u ced lini'tniica Ayer s If air Yicor. and very soon, it not oiuy checked any further loss of hair, but produced an entirely new growth, which lias remained luxuriant and glossy to this day. I can recommend this preparation to all in need of a genuine hair-restorer. It Is all that it is claimed to be." Antonio Alarrun, Bastrop, Tex. AYER'S HAIR VIOOH IF V01I WAtif IflfOdi'.WTION ABOUT " O-r 'll l,,M;i l';ip o l.o.l'.oi -(,.!. WAsiIl.N(iTOX,B.O. rrcvs.ovs CHiLDWSRI, .llllV siirvh-Nr-i t ii' r I A':,,! f. Unlit in: 'VHHli yor WIDOWS, P aRE NTS. '':1 '"l" S;iilr,t- ,;isnhl,,,l in Hit, ttneof i' ii'c.iil.-ir Ari'tyr ivv Miitci'Oi,' v.iii ' ' Imliiiii u-ir-of IMU'j ti, is-l'i nnil 'v,., iioivi alllli'il. rldanil i-i'ii',-1, ,1 ,-Mmt y. I - . .;i:-::it,.ls nrn-H t.i M-hci i-,ti,. af''ui"Vi' Xo """S ,ur "!' Xli FRFE imi I 1 1 lata and loat vital A pnirkaga of our treat ment for weakness and fir-i'nv nnrvnusrlnhlllln vitality Hut free for 12 cents 3R. WARD INSTUTUTE, 120N.9th8t.8T.lOCIS4O. i enrert in otip painlebs tttatmrnt . without knife. Ni loss of lime t fnun bllsiness. Fistula. IMcem. Hmu curea. w yearw ex. ,, Qucition Blank and Hook free. Call or write. I!1. II, 15. BUTTS, . 822 Pine Street. Bt. Louis, Mo. SPILES AN EN' Tim t si'f'ui JRi'.TOUS IM'i I',i FORTUNE. Inch Vu coins from them. The Tribune's letter l-rit..r enrf T cm inl. -j .ll.nnta ,,-itl, u cabman because ho demanded a tip in addition to his rerfulur fare. While we were taikiiif!' a little fellow of si.-: or seven years stepped up and said, in a paternal, assuring tone: "Sixty centimes is enough, sir. The rascal is very impudent. Don't frive him any more." In the same breath ho asked me for a soldo for the service rendered. 1 handed him a coin, laii'-rhing: at bin grand airs, and he received it with a condescendinir gesture. Then, as the driver reached for his whip, the boy made off. Bavin"': ''I'll .see vim later." ! walked on, and presently another urchin was at my side. "Yes. signer, you are quite ritfht;'this is the road to the Vatican, tiive me a soldo." I drove him off. hut in a few minutes another came hounding up. -uy lord, my lord: you are losing your handkerchief." That was another soldo. Next a bootblack, hardly more than five years old, caught sight of the for ei, - -or. "'lour boots, sir! your hoots!" he i-hootii!. f t:-i, d to ignore him. lie appealed to inv n. i;-re:.poct. ".'Int., my lord, Mich boots!" he ex-el.-! !m;ei. as he trotted along at my side. "O Diomio! What nasty boots! O Manto -Maiire di Di.i! What, boots! I really pity you. sir. irdced! such boots! In lato! I am sorry lor you." -Ml th?s was uttered in a ton .' of pro found moral vonvielion. tin if he clier ii.ii'. il for me the most disinterested f'.i. ii;;-of l";;'rct and sympathy. Hut t.'b.. ,'i t.'ie appeul faih.-d, he dropped be hii... me a lew steps and changed his io.ro, ".in t loo!: at that American! One can uhv::;,'s tell an American by his dirty boo! ,!" '1 i'-at was too much for me. Rather than bring disgrace upon my native 'and 1 'ave the little imp the job he was after. WILL aV CLEARS M (LOMG skinJ M life EI A r MENTAL ENERGY STRONG NERVES A tCfl'fl Sarsaparilla T.I. Hanimerly. a well-known business mnn of Hillsboro, v'a., semis tliis testimony to (lift merits of Ayer'a S:ii snp;irilhi: "Severn 1 yeiU's ajro, I hurt my leg, the injury leaving a sore which led to erysipeliis. Mysunerings were extreme, inv leg, troni Ihe knee to the ankle, being a solid sore, which begun to ex tend toother parts of the body. After trying various remedies, I began lakinu Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and. before I had linished the first bottle, i experienced great relief: the aeeoiul bottle eflueted a complete cure." Ayer's SarsapariSHa Frcparcd by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Cures otherSyWiSG cure you m em h mmi wr-fm n mi ih c.Tra mi MadQ In fill ehvlon nnt aiwa T.i ffh font mosD accurnto, mosc conipnct, ana most modern. J? or salo liy all dealers in anna. Catalogues mailed free by Tho Marlin Firs Arms Co., New Haven, Conn.. P. S. A. it Papers for Bale at the Clazetto ollice ut two-bits a Unu lred. l:ll inn. 'J'he st.u-y of the enormous fortum aeeiiin,',l;:i . by .Mr. CunliJi'e Lister (0111 of the "hi:'tiiii;iv peers") is one of tlir romances of "I 'ori uiies .Made in iiusi ness. "(,,,m;,r one !,- into a London wai'i'liiius,', wiys (lie I'all Mall (bizette Hi' cnnie 11,1.111 u pile of rubbish. He in quireil what it :is ami was told that : was wast" silk. -What do you do witr il'.1' he u,!,l;i'il. 'Sell il, for rubbish,' he .vas tol, I." Mr. Lister bought it us rub bish at one-half pence n poiind mill turn! it into .j- ilil. He discovered, that is to say. how to use sill; waste for the msnul',i"tmv of plush and other such stull's, and this iliscovei-)' wus the fiininlaliiin of his si i'iiinl fortune. His lirst, fi.i'luiie was made by his invention of u wool-cotubiu machine. .Mr. Lister is an ex. 'option in one re spect to tile eviicral rule of industrial millionaires. lie di, not be;;in life with only a sixpence to bless himself with, nor was his early ti-aiuin that of nn errand buy. (In the eonlrarv, he be longs to an old e nmty family, and was icsijfned (beiiii'tiie fmir.H son) for the elini'i'h. Lis! h.iwevcr. of n.vept int,' this role of "fool ,,f the family," he insisted on develnpiiii; his niitural talent, fur nnvhnnU'al invention, mid persuaded his rather t (five him u mill instead of a imiver lity ediu'ation. As soon as Hie mill was built he became, as we have described, the architect of his own forlunes. Mr. Lister, besides beiiifT the proprietor of the largest in dustrial establishment in the world owned by one man. is now one of the laiyest lauded proprietors in the north of Kuidaiul. In lSs.'l he purchased tho Swinlon Hall elate of twenty-two thousand acres, and in tssr the Kiv aulx Abbey estate of ten thousand acres. The conibiiu'il v;iln, .,f n...... two estates is said to be seven hundred anil oiyuty thousand pounds sterling. CURIOUS ENGLISH. Speciineiiri nf Ouecr l:.vpri'KiilouH 1'hoiI 1j I'lirelirncri. r.A notice displavi'd in a Xorwuv hotel is a curium specimen of "Knlish ns she is , spohe." It reads as follow. "Hath! iirst-elass liath. t'an anybody (,'ot. T'ushbath. Warm and (.'old. Tub bath and Shower-but h. At nuy time. Kxcept Saturday. Ily two hours for liore." This brings to mind, saysi'ham liers' dournal, another siieeiuien of for- eiirnors' llnii-lish. disolnved on a notic i posted up in an art exhibition in Japan j to liieli foreigners w ere welcomed, j Here are a few examples of the rules: I "Visitors is requested at the entrance ' to show tieUets for inspection. Tick- ! ctsare churned 10 sens an 2 sens, for ! the special and common respectively. No visitor who is mud or intoxicated is j illowi-d to enter in, if any person found ' n shall he claimed to retire. No visi- .' ,or is allowed to carry in w ith himself : my parcel, umbrella, stick, and the like ; find, except his purse, and is strietlv oi'bithlcn to takt Ore aoix. tKe cause (Xvnencan. Are you willing to work for the cause of Protection in placing reliable in for mation in the hands of your acquair . lances ? If you are, you should be identified with THE AMERICAN PROTECTIVE TARIFF LEACL '", 135 W. 23d St., New Your,. Cul lliiu milieu out and send It in the Lc;;,!;, taint; y.iui- pusiiion, and Kir. a lilpinK hand. COULDN'T STAND IT. I'lio llliscritlilc Knil uf Two Unfortunate lliuviiiiuu I.aitien. The delicate llowers of true woinaii iness may he overgrown and hidden by the briars of itrnorauec- and dc;;i'a latiiui. yet, they will, upon occasion, ippear in ;,ure and undiiiiined beauty. U was in the far-awav I runic isle ut' Hawaii and- the sun was shining brightly. 'I'lio scene was one. of native cfrundcur. (ireat trees towered aloft to the sky. L' ia constrictors ana ostriches fain holed over the landscape, uddinff an element of animation. it was amid ,'ieli surronndin.T'i that two savage la .lie.". wanilered aimlessly, .-ays the Cin cinnati Commercial (iuzette.' "I'rottv warm ilav." nleii rverl tlm nn who wore a brass rinjj in her nose "Awfully hot," acquieseed her com pa lion, whose arms were. il:ioll deli cute olive ('recti. Thus beguilinif the time in conversa tion, they loitered until a lion, with big, bristling side whiskers, came in sight. "We." the feuuilii with tl,.. gasped, feebly, "are lost." "No! nn!" exclaimed she of the green arms. "If we say nothing we are safe." It was a desperate alternative. It was a test of endurance from which even the tried hearts of the forest daughters shrank in fear. Two min utes elapsed. The lion sauntered with u deliberation that froze their blood. Three minutes of silence and anguish had slipped into the past. The sus pense was dreadful. Tho lion stopped and wagged his tail meditatively. The strain was too great. "I must" -the woman w ith a ring in her nose ecstat ically seized the green arm of her sis ter of the juugle-"tell you about that paint sale!" "Oh, do!- (If course, they were both eaten. Hut that is neither here nor there. The contention is that the delicate flowers of true womanliness may be over grown and hidden by the briars of ig norance and degradation, yet they will, upon occasion, appear in un diinnied beauty. ' jMjr cnnviiire the 5- Dii-CULli; UUU IWlUL LUC way which if followed leads to Prof. HARRIS' SOLUBLE MEDICATED Pastille TToo Knar, nntnn Ir. n nninrlulHrir turin uliua ioio, nnu una ui't'ti um'u t.T. l ..l- i .1 in piivtiLo piuLiiue. in ib iiu uniriea numniiL, oi duubtiul reputation, but a jrenuine epecltic fur a very prevaiout disease. Thousands of men, (if all ayes, have at some time In life brought on uervous debility and exhaustion, with oikiiiiIo W(.:iknes8, by over bruin work, excesses, too fre quent liMlulKenee or Indiscretion anil vicious bitlilts.und it is to tbeie tlmt we offer u remedy' thut will, by Its direct action upon the soat of the diseaso, stop the drain and restore the patient to vigorous li!aith and strontfth. Our method of Introdiicing Prof. TIarrfB'Pnstille treatment Is one which commendB itself to all sensible persona for the reason that we supply it upon their Judgment of its value. We ask of our patrons nothing in the way of expense beyond a postal curd and a two cent postage stamp. The postal card to be used In sending un their full ad dress and the postage stamp for the letter return ing the statement of their case for which we supply them with a question blank, to be tilled out, and an envelope addressed to ourselves for UNA in rornrninff it. urhnn Hllnrl . df wnen we receive the state I M ment on blank we prepare mmw t-ipjiiiuuyB- Lreatmencana ror- I i t fi a 1 1 1 '1 con q ii n , ftrji nRiia rr. 1 rtailll fiollilitV. rl'rr"v. iiTiMiB ri' urm- ..'1J1...1, . n.ii.MMl. diiouih ncr. unnl Titnitl giiarit nVMloftrJT nt.th.id 1. Curei positively ,.. n, m.it and Uookfrt'o. Cllorwriw, DR. WARD INSTITUTE. ISO N. Nlnei St., ST. LOUIS. MO. 1 1 -- .tsfflurrti oi.se sn Kos.t'j. m$f IkJi i'rn,:.tN-.ir- s:;,.'.l linp Wi 'i-uv it liai.'l. It mil i-aiv ll'- I'l'- 'I' (U i-V v.l,'.l;l' ai.l l',.,',.'!...,,'.' .;- NSJ-5 tH.il h i'1-ei " M""-. Our An. Wl' V , .'iil.l.k.' i' i. ojiiMr.ii l.llila It sJ? -1 V u'i'ii! 3 -SW ' "!' . Trio Old Reliable :v 'SAi-7- t;(.j.'- EstahllBlieil.'.sjrenrs. Tn otimnloor female, married or slnule, In discs ot exiiosuro, abuses, excepseu or Improprieties. MvlI.I. UAKNTHK1). Jionnl ami apartments furnished wlion desired. Question, Uluelr. aud Boot free. Call or write. SYPHILIS tfr iiiid'Til.ful iimclii-i-. Tri-nltiii Tho worttfonm pml, livl-ly 1'iri'tl IIS year l,.,nt .-,,,,11.1. tlu I I'nrn hy iu.ll oral (illli'u. Term. Inw. Ohi-nIIimi lllimk uui Booklree. Cllumrlle. PR. WARD INSTITUTE. 120 N. 9th St..St.Loui.Mo A NT! OTITKD W lJifram-N Ct KKl) wilhotit tlifl U ol Om.i.llnr, lUimk mw! Hunk fr.-t-. LV1S write J14. H. It. KUTTH. serine St. Be Louis, Mo, WANTED. C iWCZV ANY LADY, employed or umsmptoyorf , ll J A If Lt.ni can make t Inn fr r u lew htiuri Murk "cath day . rmirtry v rnminHsion. Hinnpii'a iro Afiari'Hi H. BttiiAMIN & CO., 822 Plnebt.,St. Louis, Mo kg"ANYLADY can et n vnl unblo Hccrct tlir.t If-nt. in .7ilii ni. n.riiM,prRlii.lii t.tr.,i)C'!'.t'L ivirs. v. m. AFP. DO. W-Jfl VISP, STBjKFT. STJLOIHHt MO. Dp. Hash's Eslts & Appliances f ? i'n(uK-.'i-'i -ill ill bu.iunl ii'tu li.cil.calL'tl, li:itti'ry cm iial jlpiilianri'M, Aliilmii Usui SiiDitnrterH. Vests. Cnres Rliennintism, J.iver'nnd Kidnoy wjiiiIMiniHH, iP.VNiitMiii, JM-rnrH or iniiin, liiiKt AI:iii1imm1, Nt'rvousttosH, ScC I ml Vtiik- im'.sh, mid nUTroiiMii in Mhh ot' I tniu1. IJiit'Htluu lliuuk and llook irou. Cull uv Votta-Madica Appliance Co., J33 Pino ytroet, - UT. LOUIS, MO. 1 Caveats, Trado-marks, Gesig;i Pa'.snts, Copjrights, Ami nil l'uii'iit l.uslii.'i cfuliuitoU ftr MODERATE FEES. Inform:.. lim and advic ;ii'n tt) lavi.-ntors7itLout lrp'. Atlitnws PRESS ClASMS CO,, JOHN WELDERBt RN, M.-.ii'it;iu;: Attorney, (.C'-Tii!:) ronii utiy ; llir l:it" t i.r.d iini-'t I i)l..-u;'it.i, I'.. fi- :; I i . ..,; ;'.' - . .miTOti lia coiii"',.".t.t!on of .; r.i.i.l n;-u-p : -rs in the T"?s p M'li'iso i;" proirct. t'S .. -i.iiL I U'.lSi l UpillOUl :it , u;4cl) papcl ut .'tiii;'iirsi;iii'tl.i' ri'sponai. i' tt.e Hi .:sn C'uiins Conipunv. GOOD ADVICE. Every patriotic citizen should give his personal effort and influence to increase tlie circulation of his home paper which tenches tho American policy of Protec tion. It is his duty to aid in this respect in everjr way possible. After the home paper is taltcn care of, why not sub. scribe for the American Economist, published by the American Protective TarilVLcague ? Olio of its correspon dents says : "No true American can gel along without it. I consider it the greatest and truest political teacher in the United States." Soiul postal card request for free sample copy. Address Wilbur F.Wake, man, General Secretary, 135 West 23d St., Now York. in with himself .1. r the same kind of beasts. Visitor is 1 Mi"n HutT-rititr from tl.r mt or luiii equested to take jfooil care of himself "onhlei, take only sncli medicine a , roni thievelv." h beeu proved worthy ef c-ontideuoe An Kntflishmiin in lloulovne saw dis- h'"'h " '''T"''iy Ayer'sCherry Pectoral; laved in n shop window' this notice ".T1 f',T ,sn,i,itJ" C"llU B"1 iuva1"-IC'!t:-vr,;II)rinkl','r Sold Here." ? 'J? ,' !i" , V""" of Pultnanary com- plaints. Sold by druggists. prioe i, A Ileuf Mute Club. Paris lias a number of verv n . mii.. j 1 ......... cuius ill me present time, more per haps than any other city. Its deaf unite club lias been frequently spoken ot by tourists. It is exactly what it professes to be. an association of deaf and dumb men, all of them compara tively wealthy. It is usual for a man thus atllioted and who is in a position to retain a start' of domestics, to retain these as interpreters, but in this club there is no pandering to modern ideas, and no servant is enquired unless ha or 'she has lust the power to either speak or hear. As a result the establishment is as silent as the tomb and is an ex ceedingly unpleasant place for an or dinary human beiiiff to wander into. To (jet over the apparent dirtioulty of communication between different parts of the house, a series of electric ap paratus is used to call domestics, but instead of the usual bell there is an ar rangement whereby the party called tfets a slight shock. Money on call is not to be had; that is, not on one call. It takes many and then you don't always get it Martha's Vineyard Herald." COMICAL GLEANINGS. Thk largest expense of married life is frequently caused by the little ones Lowell Courier. A max doesn't like a compromise, hough he is willing to -treat" with Ins fellows. Plain Dealer. It is noticeable that the man who thinks he is a whole show bv himself seldom draws a erowd.-Milwaukce THLflr, Dos ta ere thprnon nnil nlomr Pispimrr wttli the eight days treatment XilLfUUit wo send full rllronf Inim fur until, juu treiiunL'iiiim ikj way mierieres witn ,. u Hnvuuou iu uunuroa, HUU UilUEOB uu pain or inconvenience in nny way. We are bo positive that ttwlll ptve perfect satis faction that we leave the matter of seudinn orders entirely with thone uslnRtbe free trial treatment. Having siitiwlled those sending for trial packages of our ability to benefit their noma! condition wo feel that they ore more largely interested thnn ourselves In continuing the use of the Pastilles. Even then we do not attempt to rob them by d e mandtng high prices. On the contrary, we make the prices as low as possible, and the same to all. They are as follows: 13 for one month; $6 for two months; $7 for three months. These prices secure the dclivory of the Pastilles by mail. If dOBlred by express we leave the patient to pay the charges. For over ten years we l . . , j nave operated our business upon this plan with satisfactory results. nutwnn )i-Btnia neemng treatment lor any Of the secret ills which eome to mankind through a violation of nature's laws to send us their ad' dren8 on postal card or by letter and allow us to convince them that PROF. HA It KIN' SOI t'BI.E Mi:iH A'l KI PASTILLES have merit and are what they need. All communications confidential and should be addressed to The HARRIS REMEDY CO., Mfg. Chemists " 69Beel!man8t,', NEW YORK CITY, N Y, Wih.:i;H.I,IJ.II,t-tlIJfm71FrT. . i'oot-l'rinls mi the Path to lirallli. Everyone ncedinj,' a doctor's advice Bhould read one of Dr. Foolc's ?imc pamphlets on "Old Eyes," 'Crcni," .'Hupture," "Phiniosifl," "Viiricocele," Disease of men, Disease of Women, i.nd learn the best means of seli-ciue. M Hill Pub. Co., P.!9 East ffilh St.. New York. imp. . .in oi . .numCMWim C f ft00,S"lrlh o! i"vey Music tor Forty - IS.. VIU ;. wiiwwinK or too pnRra latpst. brightest, liveliest and most popular 5 selections, bth vocal anj Instrumental, 3 Z cludinn four larue size Portraits. S ZZ CM!!?LTA' "e Spanish Dancer; 3 PADEHEWSKI, the Great Pianist, - XZ ADELINA PATTI and 2 MWNIC SELIQMAN CUTTING. n3 KDDRCB. ALL ORDERS TO THE NEW YORK MUSICAL ECHO C0. Broadway Theatre Bldjr., New YorkClty. 13 SSlll ,,.,N,ySSERS WANTED. 2 CTHB OLD DOCTOR'S LADIES' FAVORITE. .n!iY3 TtELIABLE and porteotly SAFE. Tr. vZitrS blT 'iiou lands or womin all over lli DrnotiiJ ? ?S" th0 "L? EOOTOI1S prlvato mill win' . year", and not a .Ina-li bad result. SZ5S?& KaS5- M. VAZD IHSTIUIE, 120 . Hlath Bt.,' St, Louis, Ha 9X Tnnl IT I A . positive cure. Question Blann and Bool iree. tian or write. TtLTA-MEDICO APPUAJfCR CO., C2 Pine Street, . . ST. LOUIS, MO j A Sugar Hoarder. A man living in Burke, Vt., has saved , all the maple sugar he has made in the last fifty years, having now on hand a considerable quantity of the boiling of 1S4D and his entire crop of every year since, the whole aggregating 10,000 pounds. It is all stirred sugar and has kept perfectly. Xobody knows why he li.mr.1 Hi .i,n. n.l 1... ... . . I ..x........ ... e.u&u. nun no uuera no ex pi ana t ion. j Produce $2 50 and net the Gnzett for i oneyenr. Nioe family paper, and bul ly to pnper eabim. 1 UH. 11. B. UUTTS, &a I'm, blreel, m. llo";, ko. C-"0 A YEAR FOR LIFE - l.-tuial Rewards for Those Whose Answers are Correct "i.'re.l a priBnn where n eonfinee i - I'liniiiil Oil inaking a miiient to tn ''"' fri'm-ni-e nf the doomed man, thr - . ... i ! i . . , -i 1 Him I,,,,,,. iJUt iiativ were -rmjt, - " " pii,r,ier u, visiti.r taid : "Ilri.ihen i i"e I iiHii,',l)ut thataian'a (the priaoueraj r niken in the pri.oner. Now, what re- STUCK BRANDS, While you keop yunr Biilificrii.tioii pniil up yi'i. oan keop your bran J iu fl-oo of oiiKi'Ke. Allyri. T. J.. lone, Or. Ilorsin (!(( Jf Blmulilnr; cattle hhiiih on left hip, mnlr hit on rnrht ear, and upper bit on the left; riiiitro, Mor row county. Armstroriir J. C, AlpiiiO.Or.-Twitli bar un der i I on left uhoDldor of hurei-B; cuttle Biiuie on lefl hip. All,',,.,,, n I,':.... n.i :i ... I, i ','. " nine, irr.-t nttlo brniirl, U L) on left hip mid horoee sinun hraml on nlit mx.uiuui. .miifc-j, H.IKI1L 1I11IO. Ailkina, J. J Hcppnor, Or. iim-Mia, JA oori neoted on lett bank: cattle, mmioon left liip. llnrlliolimiew, A. (i Alpmo, Or.- Horses M.n.iueu , ii oi. eiuiei-Bnoinuer. ItaiiKoin M(r row county oieaKman, ooo., Jlnnlinnn, Or.-JInrees, a finK ...... . ,.,.,u., iniiin "nine on riKht Ktiinililor. .j u . iVr " -pr. ldltle biand- cd H on left Jiip and tlntrli: split in raicli ear. v. ' . i ' V. i ' 1 ;:" B,'rry oreiton-llnraos riKht Btoe? l "luo s"mo "" llnrL-,. M Ml O I , MA Y ..,; ';.l i f. Ki WBelt' l;r--"i cuttle, tier half crop oil riKht. it ore ,m ,e bS letft shoulder. Kuaue in Graat "L jiorn,w conuty. Ilrnamon Tni.-,. I ,T on riKh shoulder; o-attle It ,,B 1,. si o Left ear half crop snd riKl,t ear upper lpa. ' r-il", o"' i m':Htlt"'m, Or. -Horses, J R right thiKb; cattle, same on rinbt hip: 8plit hi eaeli ear. k 11 111 riKl.tstine; cullle same on riKhthip; n,, row county. ' Hrnwii .T O. l-ln.,r.n it "yorit,o,,,ti,eleaBl,uilier:'',t;,it""r,e,,i, Z Uoyer, W. G lleppner, Or.-llorees 1.,., brand on risht hiu cattle, samu ulil. ... I:. each ear. ' 1 inr,' P O ttn.. n ,r - . ..Bi.pnui, v.r. norsea, f jj on left ebiralilur: cattle, oiimo on loft hip. o i wiub, vv . J ., toi.Or-Cattle, Jit connected mi,hniB"it,.i':",P",! lBft- e"r ""d two split", in, ed'rrSeYtLtafc'i D w Vth' nZeX VZC J) "'I .hor8fi? "mo" stifle and ,TS ,Z - tshoulder left Bhoi, n, " " "".Wl?"?. " Van; "n rnnKein OranUouiry TOr. All Cliirlr Wm II I T rted.;0 m-uZ:' ffl hui. UaiiKe i nrmw m,i n Ii. . " 'W ctn i'l,,.u o ;7 "11.1-iihi uimntieB. h i : ; i.v ,f" 111 "t or. uom HanKe Marrow andTiaUlla cXit.eT r,ght i. :;lm or.-Ubi, oroS9 (,imk A .1 lfi j . leftBUHe'."- " "'liB,'Or. .Hon,mm (,ox Ed. 8., Hnrdman, Or. (Vitle ('0,10, l ll, center; borsoB. t!K on left 'lip ' C with ,.., ... munsment, Urant Co Or under slope bolh ears and dwp mttrk - , nBH "iV-' il"r,im,Bn.' Or'-HorBes branded ..on riKbt hip. i:attlebra...de,lthesn1 0 h; ? f I''l?br 2"W hranded with three tineil fork on left 8t tie. fettle sa'ne nn hTfi i 1 . DouBlasB, W M .. (ialloWsVbr.- Vujt 11 fit' unBetrhip?WU'1UW-f0rk i0 eBdl "ok'S Bouglaa, O. T., Boar-las, ()r-JIrFna TT1 n the K ,tBt,He; cattle eanie on righVh p T U Klliort VV .,.,1. 11 riKlit Bhouldel " arMmt Ur' Ui"d on Hale. Mlllim, api. Or.- II, in.es i,,...,,. -O- (circle will, painliel I,-, lis) ,.f, sli,, , fnttli'Biuue mi lefl hip nlmi lnrKe eircle i, 1 T; side. ' ' n-.lt l.'.l 1.. T..I... T.... I.- ,. .. nflt- , nun. I'niwiii.a-'ini i'i.j..ir, , umio li, lnr. , and hip; biirBCB aiuue on nulit Blinliliii r. I ., ,! ...1. i I.IKIlt L'.llllllV. "Kill. Ilowanl, J 1., ' alloway. Or.-Hon.eB, (,.. wllh bar above it) im ripht hiiuiderT cittu mime on loll side. Huiiko 111 Morrow aud II,, lilli, e.tiii.fii'w. lt,M- I I HiiKbea, Mat, lleppner, Or. Horna ,, i.i bi art uti tho letl Bliuulder. ItaUKe Morrow f llunsaker, H A. WaKlinr, dr. tlurwa, V m, L Bhi.iililerioa.lle. Hon left hip. ' "" llnnliiily, Albert, Nye, Oreiion- llors.'s A H ciinneclwi. on lefl Bhmilder! faille on the'le?. hlli.oiiip oil lefl eer, Iliiuipbre.vH, J Al. Jiarduiau, Or. HoraeB II lef. Hank ' 0,1 HnyoB. J. M Uoiipnor. Or. IlorBea, wineahu. on h'ft shouldor oaltle. same on riKht hip. liuHton, Lulber. J'aKht Aide, Or. Jur8tt ii theteft BliotildiTimd heart ou the left stitle fat lie name on left hip. Itauire in- IVIiirriiw ooin.i Ivy, Alfrml. Lour Creek, Orf8tle 1 !' rit lil hip, crop oft left ear aud bil in riKht, Hui ,, mime brand on left Bhoulder UaiiKe n tirani coiiiitv d.inis, Harry, lleppner, Or-Horsea hriuidwl H ,1 on the left shoulder: oattle banuded J ,,11 riulit hip, also iiudei bit in left ear. iiaime 11 Morrow ceuiily. " lu J tin kin. tt. HI., lleppner, Or ItoiBen, horse, shoe J on left shouldor. Cuttle, the aiima banire on KiKht Mile. llns' Johnaon. 1'elii, Lena, Or. Horses, ciroleToii left Btitle; catlle, B.iine on ribt hip, under half orep in rnrht and split in left, ear Jenkins, I) W.,Mt. Venion.Or, J on horse. left Bh.ml.ler; .. cattle, J on left hip and, Binooth cropB on both earn. Itangoin Foi Za Hearvalti.iH aim Kenny, Mike, Heppner, Or. Ilornea hr,l j KNV on left hip. cattle same ad "rZ ,Tth ear; miller slutiennthe rltflit rt hirk, J.T., lleppner. Or.-Horse 8 nn Bf, Bln.nliler; cattle, till on left hip. Kirk, J (), Heppner. Or. llorsos. 17 ,)n io,. tlKiiki.'nltle 17 on riht Bide. Kirk. Jesae lleppner, Or ; burse 11 ... sliculder; catlle Biune on light Bide, uuderbit ,, riK'it oar. 11 a Kuinberland.W.G.. Itluttnt Vernon Or -I 1 , entile on nnhl and lefl . eideB, swallow fm'kin I.S ear and under ciop in riKlit ear. HorBosl,,., brand on left shoulder. HanKe in Ore! Lofton, Htephen, Fox, Or. H L im u 1 v' on cattle, crop uiiil split on riKht ear. 1 Jiant, " lBft "h"UWor' Uau S liii't'iillen, John W., I.ei rr--. Or -11... hip, wm tie over nnht .,, throe .lit. jiV il.!,','!',?'' 'iii"rK,!- ,1""l"(,r' "r.-Ilorses bramM -o'r.l,;:;;s;:o,d(erraBtl'"oa " Jliiikhnn. A. M., lleppner. Or Paulo l. J;-;!' o'si'B M on left hill. liBllltUi Jiinor, Oscar, rteppner nr. Cattle M ti riKht hip; li.iiwt M on left shoulder. ' " ivinirain M. N., lleppnor, Or. l,ww ,, -., p. -i,,... cauie BHlneon lefl hip. bar over 0,1 i ia, shiMiii' r. ' Mm-,.,,,, 'i'i,.. 11 ;,. .. i&tiiti -,srcK.Tt Jh'Claren, ) (i., Ilrownsville, Or,-ll,.BB I ir..r,,,ue,',,'l, ,,l,,,,,l,lor: cattle. M'don "n ' Mc( any. David 11. Koho Or. Horses branded Al.-dii r, l- rnnk, F.. Valley, Or.-Miiln s1(,e iv 1 l,.,.-ei'k on cattle on ribs and under in eacli ear; horses Hame brand on left etitle. wi'!'!,'!!''''!' ' ;''"":i;..n.Or.-Un jliir'ae-. wi.li i.ilf . ..vie under on lefl alioul,ler;or, , , IVi al.Androw. Lone ilock.Or.-Hoi-Bi'B A N ,.,, Oliver, Jeeph, Canyon City, Or. -A Son ealtu Olll.IV l..rr 1 ...I ... , slii.u. ii'i. '.iKioii. ur.-r o on lefl O n. .,,, ll...!.:.. .. Ll' ,A;,i"o; I, " ,Jj '"""a oattle, 0 and wnrtleonnose: Itun ' ZiZ.S."1"19 1 .'arson, o nvo, JSiKht Mile. ( Ir.-Homes ii'uar Z W'Si'Sili '-ul'lerndo,n"i:;fi h it shoulder. ' """""""' -Uo.BoBll'oo 1 il'i-r. l ino t, Lexi.iKi,,,,. Ov.- Hc-i-b brand- Hi (L h, cotmeiilei I in ,.,'1 ..I ,.1 ... . a nie mi i-i.-lii 1,1, . u ...... "" "T" l"J J'n, or. .1 .' I ... I ......... .''"' ' ei.uniy. riKht ""' U,!t "'"'"m' Hi:'' i" E I'nwell. John T.. nayvillo.Or-llnrnes .H' e,m en hi ; iwo if;;"1'1,"'',, t;,"ile 51 ... w "l,ll,r half ri-opB, one n each our "l i'd'AnT;'"""!! 1;'''K. rrit'S,umy.e'lr' lel'li'SL'.""8' JJulJ'r' -- i' h on riKh, shoulder. lU7ri(JS5. D AN "" left Hiiouin;;; " r on " er. nane ia M Rush Bros., tip M ) ,m,Z r&i'm''' '-"'. brauderj X OtI crop oil left eaCToiE: i'7",W w' , .".''i'.i.'iMK couutiea. g " left si , I ",r.-l oi-.es 11 riKht ear.umlerbu'.n; eft ',,1 "till?, WC lAI'U I.lllt.fl it - , ..11 tillaandMowc;!;'' UmU b,3::y'A ,..''fiW. r.-Horse. niicle over i,r .1 B ... "l"UIler. vuut jnartel Jil;");3.1!!""' conneete, and or. ,i, ,,f: ,' .i.i ... , p oattle oil riclit hip v.....ii,iu uii win coum.ee. lef 'shooider'' ,1,l,"p'"",r' "r.-Horsies. JO ol leu shoulder, tattle, nun riKhthip. K,,ii.t-,.UU r ii, 4-. branded 31 ' on ief ' si,. . "HIT??- Or.-Hor-e. County. , lanye lu morrow o.lilfeonhl''',;?,e,' Of-HoMes branded 3 A Swiikk an u ' k"tU. BH""' "n luft "V with it I, :,. L J -.'...te"". Or.-Horsee SKT on. bind le. ftauKe iu Moirow Odhamand Imatilla counties. iorow. im left ,,,,,'id;,': .. , na- "r Horses brande.' a JS on left Bhoulderrcattle the 'L0r"0S,br''nded waddle Haiuro in tlie same, also nose H ephens V A h "T ""d Uam counties. riKhtPstX;'catUe'hor& L0"n i'"?8, s-! Stevenson, WrB A I Hn n H'e ngllt 81de lett h,uycnm n-VVner',0r--t;'ll VV C on BhoulderT ' u",rpnB8'Ur--'Uor. Con left le.t r,ruLrVlH3.Mcrattir--SmaI1 1 with BplitiJ'bmh ears Bam0 on left hi' HfeM Of-Hor branctod Vandei',,,,,,1 ii '"""titlo; Bheep same brand. nected oh riKhtl,'.mi7a' Ul';rtlHr8" Hv c. on riKht shoulder joatUe. same on riKht V. L. Dr. ltauge ii a - ii tlesame -nta hiinMSSi Heek, Jackson, Heppner. ()r.HUU JZ"..': cattle S on oFleft. " "'8 m n'" crop rih a hn,. lST r-ttle, LF n I Bhoulder. u"r uuaur "Kht . Florence, 8. P. Heppner, Or Horses riKht Bl.oulde, ; cat,e.V on riKht h p ,,r thiKh WF if,1,' t"e"rK''' Vew. Or.-Callle branded i, b,ir otOT t. on eft side; croo oft left ear, Horses, same brand on left hi?, P left .houHl.,rHe"rJ'' How'' Or.-UAi on left Irilrisl I'nliliahim: Conin.inv will !.,. ..-.n - ...!' I'r"'m, "'"''"is the lirst currert an 3"' 250: 4,' : 5,h, i ..ver p ,011 other rrwanln, cnnnsiinn of ni&nus l'-'-;i Hi'i.iling the lu eorrrpt mm, will b '"' l"nn. to Uie nut to the la.ii a bi-auti -.ai.i, '.. wiuatte," (iilm.n.l,- .- . . . :'':r. "'.u".?:r.".' V".''"hi ."'"l-'.'tiea, m .l r marks, crop oft ril r ,M , nnV?a k !-",";! 'hs. i omi"' ad"Mor;; ue.iii,, r imer, r.cno, Or.-Hores bri-niled H B. with a uuarter ciri'le over it, on left slide Kangeui Morrow and Umatillacounties. Hnye.(ieo.,lJena,Or, Ilran.tJH connected with quarter circ - over it, on left !,ider If ialt A. H HidKe, Or.-CatUe. ruund- op with quarter circle under it on the nit I ,, hanie in Morrow and Umatilla counties n "'"' n iViii . ",;'. ur Cattle, two !, - i. i- " im,,-., imim of the day. 13 ', 1 'Vi''1;:",'1 "' " in iMi'i'l - 1,1 , 'I'' '"""""'' .'.".. r,,m,, 'Ik ti l.i. ,1, .1, ....-,, , nni ' , "' "'. .'" ,nari-r Ui '- .'n. mil wm. ilie 1.1,, ,IIW. I 1 i H". Re nn " iii-t is ill 1,1,1 eMl,li,h, ,1 trnctrri a'"".." ti'ireil I,, i, ',,"" ..-'..il Im mined list ol l,n. I.,,. r.AI Wra,- HePpor. 0r. H.. cr.ipottiefrearand ri-h1-.8 hiP Wllsim .l..l,n n A ,'-"eeu. " " .'u.il.. o- . " arreu. w li, Caleb, Or Cattle W '.v. circle over it, on ln atUe.W with quarter Horses 8,,rne brand o" left shSnlrt1" 'if1" ""' Grant comity. ' shualaer, Kaune in 8 W'&eKniSS0'- C8,tle b-"led and split in left P' qUa oroD riBht ear ace':sp1adne',ePeP,r si ZT11 Cattle branded Batne on bifi 2 "I6 ielt hi Wells, A. tt., Heppner Or "u" a'"1 lBfl hll'-ehoukier- cat! "E ' 0r'ilor6ea, a-0 on eft th'pehtL' feKoYl0'' h bit n bolh u"" JM.1 BtHiDlder; 7 on sheen Simmies. " 1,1 Unut 'id ilalhuei DP WlHulwurt .Tl t, . n;r r:;"u.' "qppner, or.-Ho. iv,t , 11 8"o,Uder. ' " UKcut 1 . 1. 1 Jnflte P'aad. Or.-Cattl. w . cle over three bars f ' r'-Qnarter oir- ! horse,. llaSirZX,luuh,P' l""h 0tt,Uo V ilh.inia, J 0. Lone Creek- ri. li ter circle over il,;rv.5 Lreo,k- 'r-Horsea. nutr ol slit in ear. KSS V.en, A A., Heppner. Or.-H.,. , . . .......... ..Kuiiiiuu. ur i attle.twiilit.:. vu isnouiuer: Cattle . .. " 0 , .loiiiinBa a me ii irn-Ti pint,,, n,.M r "'J-"t v ', i r-,r ""u -P'u in left. . walker KliMlwk .1. ...... .. " ' " HiKer s cuttle. nrr .... r il' C v' . uel " W . . -' ".aCo same and Wit The M! ill f- ,,t Hi.-.,,. . n . , .''Hl'lit-lc-l ,.; ' .j, ""purr, rr t- .. in- 11 n,.ri .(niin. I'..... on riHnt inn Riirt in of Or- 011 left HayBtack j Koiuik, J. GTor Cm""-