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The recent gigantic maneuvers of the Russian army on the western boundary have directed anew the attention of all Europe to the great Eastern colossus. The endurance, willingness and iron discipline of the one hundred and fifty thousand soldiers who met at Kowno, the capacity of the officers to handle (rreat bodies of troops easily, and espe cially the morale of both officers and men were so conspicuously displayed that all Austria and Germany have been doing a good deal of hard thinking and exhaustive writing concerning the Rus sian army ever since. The exact size of the Russian army in Europe on a war footing, says the Chi cago Times, is rather problematical. The active army is estimated by the best German authorities to contain one hundred and ninety-two infantry and fifty-eight cavalry regiments, fifty-one brigades of field artillery, and one hun dred and forty-five Cossack regiments: the reserve troops, one hundred and ' five infantry regiments; the mili tia, two hundred and one infantry regi- j ments. The garrisons include twenty four infantry regiments and fifty-ons ! and a half artillery battalions. AU , these, together with the batteries, , sharpshooters, sappers, miners, etc., ' swell the grand total to four million five hundred thousand men. The Eu ropean Russian army has five hun dred thousand horses and about four thousand guns. The cost of this establishment last year was, j reckoned in Russian paper currency, 8186,000,000. That meant a tax of about $2.60 on every man, woman and child in European Russia. Since 1874 Russia has had the universal obligation to service, lhe time of service in the standing army is five years; in the reserves, which are in camp twelve weeks every year, thirteen years; in the militia, tii'i the soldier's forty-third year. The buying of substitutes or exemption is not allowed. The infantry is armed with breech loaders, Derdan II. model '73, with a caliber of 10.07 centimeters, and a boll weighing about an ounce. The field artillery has guns of 10.07 centimeters caliber for heavy work and others of 8.7 centimeters caliber for light and mounted artillery. ' These latter throw grenades and shrapnels. The maxi mum range of the 10JS7 caliber is 5,300 mcters,and of the 8.7 caliber 0,300 meters for grenades. The range of the shrap nel is between 3,300 and 3,750 meters. What kind of men stand behind these arms? The opinions of all who have seen any of the more recent Russian maneuvers are uniform. The Russian soldier, they say, is the most willing, obedient and robust in the world. He can live contentedly from what a Frenchman or German would starve on. He can march tremendous distances without losing his pluck and under the most trying hardships needs only a word from his superior to make him forget all his troubles and rally to any effort. A German officer, who after his recent return from Russia published his observations in the Cologne Gazette, says: . "The maneuvers showed that the Russian army is made up of men and horses that are equal to all exertions and all demands of the modern battle field. Heavily built, thoroughly disci plined, content with little food, and loyal above all others, the Russian sol dier is ready and willing in every emergency." The strenuousness and the aim of Russia's exertions to bring her army to its present state of efficiency and avail ability at a moment's notice are best illustrated by her railway policy of late years. "The energy of the Russian Govern ment in the construction of military railways during the last decade has been truly wonderful," says Mux Liman in the Illustrirte Zcitung. "Still, the distances to be overcome were so tre mendous that the meshes of her iron ct are at least twice as great as those in Germany and France. The railway construction in Russia in the lust few years has been pushed most rapidly on the western boundary, so that a quick attack in Germany and Austria might be rendered possible. The Government was forced to do this by the I'anslavs. This party has its advocates in high military places, and through them has spread its ideas throughout the army. "It deserves mention, too, that the Russian forces are being steadily shifted to the western boundary. Sixty per eent. of all the troops and even three quarters of the whole cavalry are at present dn the military departments, Warsaw, Wilna, Kie.w and Odessa, and almost the entire army is garrisoned along the lines of the stategical rail ways. During the last year sixty-two battalions, fifty-eight squadrons, and sixteen batteries have been transferred to the western departments. Thereby the standing Russian army has been in jreased by fifteen thousand men on the Serman border and by thirty-five thou sand men on the Austro-Hungarian frontier " H'Hm i , i. i. 'tip rs mon. Prince llisnr.u-'-k i: : '. a .ivrun ' super tition coiicrn.ii. . ii.i- ii.L.lur (t ree, which ho cor'5 : s i ,,w ;.jv.nvs piavd an important ,an in ItL.iii'i. 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Price only $1.00 a year, When desired we will send the Western Pedagogue and Ouzel te one year to one address for 83.00. Call and examine sample oopies. TeaoherB, directors and parents, now is tbe time to subscribe, tf INDIAN AND HEBREW. A Comparison of S:,,ii i'efiillar Customs i . of the Two HiK-eM. Early travelers nnnuer the Indians claim to have found rites and cere monies strikingly similar to those of he Jews, says the St. Louis Globe Democrat. George Catlin, the artist, i who spent a considerable portion of his life among the tribes, said he believed that they had Jewish blood in their veins, although he could not go so far as to identify them with tho lost tribes of Israel. The Indians worshiped a a great Spirit or a Jehovah. Idolaters were never found on the North Amer ican continent. Tho tribes had their council or medicine houses, which they held most sacred. They had their high priests and their prophets. They fol lowed the Hebrew custom in not allow ing the women to worship with the men. Fifty .years ago the Sioux exploited the I same belief that they arc dancing them selves crazy about now. They main tained that the Indians were the chosen people of the Great Spirit, and that in time they were to triumph over the rest of the world through a Messiah. In marriage the Indians had customs which savored of Palestine. They gave presents for their wives. In their bathing and in their family relations they followed with remarkable precis ion many of the requirements of the Mosaic law. They observed certain laws of purification which the Old Tes tament teaches. Fifty years ago trav elers found no difficulty in discovering the practice of these rites and cere monies by tho Indians. Hut as the line j of white settlement advanced the In dians gave up their old customs. Their , forms were laughed ut by white men and many of them were abandoned. lhe ghost dance, which tho bioux nave been scaring the frontier with, is the old sun dance under a new name. It used to be practiced frequently as an atonement ceremony. There was one.! an Indian f"nst which was very like the annu.d feast of the passover. Some of the tribes kept a feast with brunches of willow und pre liminary fasting, v.lii li Ixnv striking resemblance to the least if Taber nacle, 'i ll',: practice 1 ni.'eriii',' to the Great Spirit the litv.t iv,,.;i corn, and the lir .t'fn.it . . f 1 i-.!,. v.;", elmost universal nmon;.. Co liiui.ur. before they liccnine coiitamini.tect with whit, men. 1. r rai.H I lo . Pope Pius the Mint!) oin e fjiml.cd an audience to n I mi' li la V nf high sta tion who threw hcr:clfi:t his feet and devoutly thanked him for the restora tion of her health, "lint how have I done it?" inquired the pope. ' I pro cured a stocking that beloii'fed to your holiness," she replied. "One of my stockings?" "Yes; I put the talisman on my diseased foot and it has been com nletelv cured." "Madam." replied the pope, a little maliciously, "fortune has been very kind to you. Vou need only put on one of my stockings and yjur foot is healed, while I put on both my stockings every morning and I can hardlv walk." Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report. El ADSOLU NOBLE SIX nUNDEED. Personal Reminiscences o . John Shakespeare. A Sur-dvor dive. Some Mew Poutt. About tbe Famoa. Charge of the Light Bri gade How Brave Men Walked Into the Jaw. of Death. Colonel John Shakespeare, a retired officer of the British army, writes asfol lows to the London Standard: The oharge of "Tho Light Brigade," called "The Six Hundred," took place October 25, 1854, and is still a household memory with us, though many years have Blipped by, and I have been asked by many to place on reoord some occur rences other than mere galloping, out- ting, thrusting and strong language, all of which are very similar on like oc casions, and aro often told in prose and ?eree. Short and to the point is best suited to what is required of mo. So to begin my story: Maude s horse artillery, with me sec ond in command, opened flro at day light and kept in action until its ammu nition was exhausted, when it retired a few yards down hill and remained there for awhile, screened from the Russian shot and shell, with the hope of giving confidence to some wavering Turks. Maude was seriously woundei by a shell bursting in his horse, and there wore also several casualties among officers, Jmen, horses and gun-wheels. Some of our Bold batteries soon arrived and contin ued the cannonade. In the course of an hour or so our two brigades of cavalry and horse artillery formed columns near the heights of the plateau of Sobastopol, when suddenly a line of cavalry, with supports in ool umn, probably 5,000, poured down the grass slopes toward Iialaklava, and were gloriously defeated by our heavy brigade of cavalry under General Scar lett. In the pause that followed I deemed It desirable to learn what the Russians were doing, and as the horse I had rid den was wounded by a splinter of a shell, I mountod a baggago pony and rode up tho grass Blopo to near the crest of the now-famed valley, whore I teth ered him to a tent peg, and crept on through the long grass until my tel escope cautioned: Beware! Tho brush wood on the hills opposite was full of guns, and down tho valloy were troops by thousands. Captain Chartcris, one of Lord Lucan's aides-do-camp, now rode by, but as ho did not see mo I hailed him with the information, when he re plied: "The Light Brigade is ordered to attack," and while we wore speaking I hovo in sight, advancing and deploy ing at the trot and canter. There was not time for warning, so I ran to my pony, and getting back to tho guns as fast as he could oarry mo, brought them up at full speed and placed them over the ridge, whore best able to aid the re mains of the Six Hundred in their inev itable retreat. w At this time Lord Cardigan reined up and told me what had happened, at tho same time pointing to a long rent in hil cherry overalls mado by a Cossack Lan cer who had otherwise missed his aim. Others rodo or ran up to the guns. Among the last was Captain Oodfroy Morgan, Seventeenth Lancers, now Lord Tredogar, whoso horse had been killed and his helmet lost. However, ho came to mo, sword in hand, and, speaking as cool as he would on parade, said: "Is not this an awful business, Shakespoarel What shall I do?" My roply was: "Quick; jump on a gun limber, and go to tho rear will, us, or to tho front if we go into action, when you may help fight a gun." Wo must not forget tho volley from tho Ninety-third Highlanders, which emptied many Russians saddles near tho entrance to the village of Iialaklava; nor the attack on the Russian artillery in tho brushwood by tho Fronch cavalry on white horses. I can seo them now, so conspicuous were they on the hill. So keen is memory formed on the battlo fleld that even now I fancy I soe Nolan and his horse lying dead, like many others whose names I did not know. Of my friend Chartoris I have a re markable foreshadowing of fato to re late. On tho previous evening be and I, while taking a quiet ride, saw signs of a tight on tho morrow, when he spoko very gloomily of it bolng his last. My saying: "Well, we have beon under fire together pretty often, and yt here we are again," did not cheer him. "Mo, it would bo his last." A round shot killed him directly wo parted on tho ridge be fore named. As the spot was debatable ground my gunners buried him then and there. Ti ke Simmons Liver liegulator after your dinner. It prevents dyspepsia and inJigestion. Awarded Highest fV IB 1 W W U DPR The ouly Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. No Ammonia; No Alum. Used in Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard aking bwder TED PURE DR. TODD'S MISTAKE. A I.ong-Wimlecl Dissertation End. la the Lecturer's Hasty Ketreat. If old Or. Todd, of the R Medical College, wuero he Is one of tho most learned and valuable lecturers, ha9 a pet hobby, it is "emphysema." The doctor, says the Chicago Herald, has a theory that directly conflicts with tho beliefs of nearly all of tho other emi nent practitioners of the world. He holds that all players upon wind instru ments have diseased lungs Theaffec tion so contracted he calls "emphy sema." Twice a year ho lectures learn edly on emphysoma. Ho has even been heard to remark that through this mala dy, discovered by himself, his name will be handed down to tho future agos. As we now spoak of "Bright's disoase," so will future generations refer to "Todd's disease." One day a tall, cadavorous looking individual entered Dr. Todd'a clinic. A glance sufficed to show that the patient was in the laststages of con; sumption. "What is your occupation?" inquired the doctor. "I play in a band," hoarsely wheezed tho poor sufforor. "Aha!" exclaimed Dr. Todd, turning to the class, "what have I so often told you, trontlemcn? Iloro wo have a fine case o( emphysema " Then followed a long dissertation on the effects produced upon the lungs by oontinually blowing a wind Instrument. The class listenotl with great attention. They were not exactly convinced, but they could not help admitting that the doctor for once was making a strong argument. When the latter had finished he turned tri umphantly to the consumptive musician and asked, patronizingly: "What wind instrument do you play, sir?" "Tho bass drum," wheezed tho gentle man. VOORHEES' ELOQUENCE. Emotional Oratory That Cittne tu an Ig nominious Knu. Senator Voorhees Is an eloquent law yer and is lastly noted for his influence over a jury. Sometimes, however, lie moves their sympathies and that of the court to no purpose, as one or two stories told In the New York Tribune will show. lie was once engaged In a suit before a justice ot tho peace to defend a young lady in an action against a hank. The case was a weak one, but Mr. Voorhees endeavored to work on tho feelings of the court. Ho depicted tho sufferings of his client until tho sympathy of the "squire" was so aroused that tears trickled down the old gentleman's cheeks. But the decision was a disap pointment. "The plaintiff," said tho squire, "is a woman, and hnr counsel has for the last hour touchod the sympathy of the court in her behalf, lain glad of it; but 1 think, under the law, that justice is on tho side of the bank. 1 therefore will find in favor of tho bank, and lot the record show that Mrs. has the full sympathy of the court." Mr. Voorhees tells another story of emotional eloquence which eainn to an ignominious end. Ho had succeeded in delivering an appeal which had brought tears to ttio eyes of several Jurymen. Then arose tho prosecuting attorney, a gruff old man, with piping voice and nasal twang. "Gentlemen," said he, deliberately helping himself to a pinch of snulT, "you might as well understand from the be ginn ing that I am not boring tor water." This proved so effectual a wet blanket to tho emotion excited by Mr. Voorhees that ho realized the futility of his own 'boring." llil:l :i i-.' i'i-m. I A Baltimi"' fi-vi't i a tswr of poos size and a t. , . I ; .: i:t , r. but ar parently not diff ".vit fs'o'.i any ot.ltei frog. The freakisliness developed wher his I'ro.rsliip was w irri.vl, when insteat of hopping olf or giving utterance t the deep, sonorous iut" usually heart from frogs, lie simjjlv opened his moutf and cried. The frog is not!ii;i;r if not human, and Bti-rfrests, bot'.i in tone and volume, a bad, peevish child. The cry is not a single note, but iv.'ver.il. and U ;ontinucd even after the auuoyance :eascs. Clmul rhotojrriphy. A great deal of remarkable data which is of immen' v; luo in the prep aration of weather fore ;i .t;, has Intel been compiled from tin investigation o: cloud photographs. The n'.n ro of ob servations extended from clouds float ing less than one and a half miles high in air moving at seven miles an hour, to nine miles above the ground in gales blowing sixty-five miles an hour, while the surace wind was only a gentlt oreeze of five miles an hour. .,Honorsl4World's Fair. Baking Powder. CE S