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IIU rijht hand clinches upon the wand, tlte ra.in;r cli cord ceases, the wand arches to a. semi circle and quivers with porilou'tntrtta, while two keen eyes rivet upjn a shift ing, swirling commotion that ma 'Auto the water here, there, back, fori.i, un ceasingly. A baH of snowy spume vnon the surface, a spatter of j.-vvcl j l drops. a tinted shape curving in air n 1 in stant, an apprehensive "Ah!" fr ,vn .'.n: man's parte 1 lip, and a jain th 1 ; j? wand curves and strains. So i , i .: -'it the good fl.Tht, till skill to ,p .m. Within the fatal net gleam'; :t nh'.ninr belly and pearl-bordered fms noov-.i i; streak of olive gemmed v.'t.t in'o spangles. The man's face flows with pride as he carefully boars his cr.o Ot to the shore. Upon a fragrant l.i of freshest green within the croi.-l a ad king lies in state. All day the Lilwit man creeps hithar and thither nlonrf the stream casting, fjghtinT, v. c:ithi;f. noting many things, until ilar!:nv falls; then homeward throttfh t he scented shadows, with a whisper of fall ing song from darkened copses. The man's feet are tired with a healthy weariness; the creel strap cuts deep into his shoulder, but his heart is light and his soul at peace. Not one evil idea has entered his mind till day an 1 he has learned much. That is trout fishing and do you people with money and leisure bear in mind the fact that if you spare the rod you may spoil yourself. STARVtLING COUUEGES. Early Struggles for Existence of Our Schools and Universities. The American college of the middle of this century, like its English original, existed for the work of the church. If the college di3 the church dies was the basis of its appeal for money and influence. Its duty, says David Starr Jordan in the Popular Science Monthly, was to form a class of educated men in whose hands should lie the preservation of the creed. In the mouths of ignorant men the truths of the church would be clouded. Eauh wise church would see that its wisdom be not marred by human folly. The needs of one church indicated the needs of others. So it came about that each of the many organizations called churches in America established Its colleges here and there about the country, all based on the same general plan. And as the little towns on the rivers and prairies grew with the progress of the country into large cities, so it was thought, by some mysterious virtue of inward expansion, these little schools in time would grow to be great uni versities. And in this optimistic spirit the future was forestalled and the schools were called universities from the beginning. As time went on it appeared that a university could not be made without money, and the source of money must be outside the schools. And so has ensued a long ... , , . , , Btrnrrrrlfl hpt.wf.en the Amnrinan col - .."-o-- ... . . lege and the wolf at the door tedious, belittling conflict, which has done much to lower the name and dig nity of higher education. I To this eduootlonal plunting, without watering, repeated again and again, east and west, north and south, must be ascribed the unnaturally severe struggle for existence through which our colleges have been forced to pass, the poor work, low salaries and hu miliating economics of the American college professor, the natural end of whom, according to Dr. Holmes, "U starvation." I What Goes to Make Paper. I Paper can be made out of almost anything that can be pounded to pulp. Over fifty kinds of bark are employed, while old sacking or bagging makes a good article. Paper is made out of banana skins, from bean stalks, pea vines, cocoanut fiber, clover and timo thy hay, straw, fresh-water weeds, sea weeds and more than one hundred dif ferent kinds of grass. Taper has been made from hair, fur and wool, from as bestos, wllch furnishes an article in destructible by lire; from hop plants, from husks of any and every kind of grain. Leaves make a good, strong paper, while the husks and stems of Indian corn have also been tried, and almost every kind of moss can be made into paper. There are patents for making paper from sawdust and fihav ings, from thistles and thistle-down, from tobacco stalks and tan bark. It is said that there are over two thou sand patents in this country covering the manufacture of paper. No matter what the substance, the process is sub stantially the some; the material is ground to a pulp, then spread thinly over a frame and allowed to dry, the subsequent treatment depending on the kind of paper to be made. Awarded Highebt The only Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. No Ammonia, Nc Alum Used in Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard R. NOTICE. pportuuity of informing onr aubscribera that the new commia sioner of pensions has been npooinled He is an old soldier, and wo l elidre that soldiers and I heir heirs will re ceive justice at his bauds. We da not anticipate that there will be any rtdi ia changes in tbe administr.itiou of ponsioi uffairs under tbe new regime. We would advise, however, tuul V. 8 I soldiers, sailors and their heirs, take steps to make application at ocoe, ll tbey have not already done so, in order to secure tbe benefit of tbe early filing of their claims in case there should b any future pension legislation. Sucl. legislation is seldom retroactive. Iherf fore it is of k.reat importhi oe that ap phouliuus be filed iu tbe department a the earliest possible dale. If the U. S. soldiers, sailors, or thei widows, childreu or parents desire iu foimaliou iu regard to pension matters they should write to tbe Press Cluinit Company, at Wushingtou, 1). 0., uuu the) will prepare aud send the necessary application, if they fiud them entitled uudei tbe numerous laws enacted fui their benefit. Address PBK8S CLAIMS COMPANY, Jou.v Wbdukkuubn, Managing Attor- uey, Washington, D. 0., P. O. Box 385 tf. THE WKMKRN PEDAGOGUE. We are iu receipt of the May nttmbei of our state school paper. It exceed any of tbe former numb ra it vain . The paper this minth ooutains mau new aud valuable features. Tbe illus trated series ou tbe schools of tbe el ah is introduced by a paper ou the Friend Polytechnic institute at Salem, Oregou Ibese papers cannot fail to be or great value both to tbe sohools nu to th public There are also several fine article by our bust writers and the department "Current Eveut8,""8aturday Thought".' "Educational News" "Tbe Oraol Answers, Correspondents," etc , eaol ooutain much valuable reading f" teachers or pnreuts. the magazim has about 50 pnges of matter, wel printed and arranged. We pronounoi tbe Western Pedagogue the best eiluoa tional monthly ou the cmst. Everyone of onr renders should huv the paper it tbey are at all interetder in education. No teacher school direo tor or student rau get along well with out it. We will receive eubsoript.on at this office. Price only 81. 00 a yes When desired we will send the Westeri Pedagogue and (inzette one year to om address for $3 00. Call and examiu sample oopiee. Teachers, directors an parents, now is the time tn (-ubporibe. tl FIRST AWARD A I' CHICAGO. Sheet men will be interested to know that there is no longer any question to the relative merits of tbe different sheep dips upon tbe market. Christy & Wise take pleasure in announcing that Rayward's Dips (paste and liquid) for whioh tlvy are sole P. ('. agents, have secured the firt awa'd at the World Fair, aud last year these dips received the silver mednl nt California H'at fair and gold medal at Mechnnio Pair, r"i3r.P:"n UlHl ever Urtf XI V I, I U O AVIltr,, IM." : .. .. - . ... . nonnceil them Itie verv nest (litis for itti tire of scab, the general henltb o sheep and conditio!'" nf wool. 181 188-sw, THE U0SS DOG-CATCHER His Name la Einstein and He Lives at Washington. How He Reduces the Canine Population of the Capital During the Summer Months Wholesale Executions tn the I'oundmaster's Yard. Special Washington Lettcr.l Samuel Einstein never takes a vaca tion in summer. He is always on duty during the dog days. He is one of the most Important citizens of the District of Columbia. He is the only man who is allowed to build a house and main tain an ollice in the middle of one of the city streets. For sixteen years Hamuel Einstein has done business i a frame building surrounded by shed and fences in the middle of Twenty third street near the old naval observa tory, on an eminence overlooking tli Potomac river. lie has, directly or in directly, been rcsponsibl for the taking of about 30,0 ) J lives. Mr. Einstein is the poundmastcr. Ucfore he assumed the ofllce there had been considerable difficulty ex perienccd in finding a man who could All the ofllce and perform the duties re quired Then there were all sorts of animals to be picked up. In all sec tions of the city residents kept cows anil horses, which were In many cases turned loose at night to cat the grass out of the gutters and on the commons and vacant lots. Their presence about the city in that way was deemed nuisance and the pound was conse ! qucntly established. Large numbers of dogs were kept in those parts of the Honors, Wotld'n Fuir. Baking Powder ti. A. We take this i Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report. ABSOLUTELY PURE ity inhabited principally by colored persons, while in "Swampoodle ' the troublesome animal was "the buck illv coat." In fact all of the rood people who were apparently too poor to properly feed and clothe their ckil- dren and Bend them to school were the owners of dogs and goats. They paid no tax and received no license for maintaining these pet nuisances, and when Samuel Einstein dawned upon their horizon he was regarded as a gi gantic and unnecessary evil. The peo ple in those days often fought stone battles with Mr. Einstein and his men when they made their raids and cap tured the contraband Lares and Penates. The howling of dogs, squawking of geese and squealing of pigs consti tuted but the groundwork of orches tration upon which the shrill cries of men and women builded a chorus of vituperation. But the good work went lght along. Not long ago a well-known newspa per man lost a pet dog and his family was in mourning. While they were at breakfast the household pet wandered out into the street. He had been bathed and carefully combed; but the collar had not been restored to Its place around his neck. Just before noon a colored boy rang the door-bell and stated that he had seen the dog catchers throw their net over the little fellow, and dump him into the wagon with a lot of less aristocratic canines. This was terrible news, indeed. So the newspaper man called a passing cab and was driven out to interview Mr. Einstein. That genial autocrat was in his office, and greeted the scribe with the remark: "I was looking for you. I knew that somebody would call to-day. I have a little beauty here in a cage by himself. Well-bred dogs are not killed here. We keep them several days, and if no owners appear we sell them." There he was in a big pen all by him self, very dirty, very sorry and utterly dejected. The scribe proauced the col lar, bearing the license tag, and was permitted to take his terrior-poodle away. Mr. Einstein said: "Very few people in this city know anything about this business. This street is un improved, it iB public property, it is no', jv needed as a highway, and thiB location is just the place for a profes sional dog-catcher." Uo then led the way into the big back yard. There in the large pens, called cages, were near ly two hundred dogs. Beyond these CATCHING) A CUR. pens was a sort of hitching post, to which the dogs are tied and then shot down with a revolver "I now have four assistants," says Mr. Einstein, "and they catch all the stray dogs in town. When I com menced this business I had twelve as sistants and they were not sufficient. This city was then a dog paradise, but it is not now. The trips made by my wagons are made at different hours, according to the time of year. In hot weather and especially during dog days an early morning start is made, for then it is that dogs, and especially the tramp dogs, go out in search of something to eat. Then, again, the troublesome small boys are not out in such large numbers to chase away the dogs and annoy the men so as to seri ously inteffere with their business. It is during these early morning trips that the largest number of dogs is generally captured. It is a singular fact, however, that, no matter how early the wagon appears on the streets, crowds of boys assemble and follow just for the fun of seeing dogs captured. In cooler weather the dogs do not appear on the streets so early in the morning and trips n- 'iter in the day, When the school year begins iu the full ,he trips of the wagon are mado ftr nine a. in., in order to escape the urchins, and the success is often very marked as compared with the catches made during the school vacation." One of Mr. Einstein's assistants tays: "I wouldn't try to catch a dog near a schoolhouse at recess time. I've tried it and it Is a failure every time. As soon aB the wagon approaches, the boys start the cry: 'The dog-catcher's a-comin,' and all the little fellows go rushing up and down the streets and contiguous alleys, driving every dog In sight 'out of sight.' They yell like a lot of C'omanches, throwing stones and sticks at the dogs, so that they go howling away at the top of thcirspeed. ()h, no! I won't try to catch dogswhen schoolboys are about." I In the cages awaiting execution there was a motley assemblage. They were nearly all tramps, and apparently as homeless and friendless as they looked. None of them are ever quar- .aking bwder relsome In the cage. They seem to renuze mm u i ujai were cQmrnenceo they would all be in for it; so they stay there silently, reflectively and deiect- dly awaiting the end "We are b,umane with the pool fel- lows," said Mr. Einstein. "We drop a curtain over the cage, and the dogs are SnoOTING THE CN1.ICEN8ED COB. relieved from the misery of witnessing the execution of their companions. Their deaths are painless, too. Our system is better than electrocution. They are taken from the cage one at a time, and, while one of the men holds each dog by a rope, another places a revolver between the eyes of the canine and pullB the trigger. They never know how it happened. There are no tedious delays in dog law. No pardon and no reprieve comes from the presi dent. No writs of habeas corpus are ever issued. There is no stay of pro ceedings. Every dog in that cage is sentenced to death and inside of forty eight hours will be killed. If any one of them has a master who will come forward with two dollars and pay for a license, the dog may live another year. This is the only way to save the life of any culprit. They very seldom have any friends to call for them." It is a singular fact that mad dogs are very rarely developed in the coun try, upon farms or in villages. In the cities they abound during August and are the more dangerous because of the numbers of people who are liable to be bitten by them. The celebrated French specialist, Pasteur, asserts that the celibate lives of city dogs account for their liability to hydrophobia. It seems a pity, however, that so many of these unfortunate creatures are obliged to be destroyed to prevent them from developing the dread disease and en dangering life in the community. Not counting Dagos, Chinese and In dians not taxed, there are upwards of 40,000 dogs in this city, including all varieties from the household poodle and dangerous Spitz to the shaggy and usually good-natured St. Bernard. Our highways, byways, thoroughfares and alleys teem with a canine popula tion. They frighten the timid by day and often render the night hideous with their howlings at each other and their baying of the moon. When Abram S. Hewitt, late mayor of New York, was a member of congress he was so annoyed by the howling of a dog at night, and the crowing of a rooster early in the morning, that he caused the arrest of two reputable citi zens, had them brought before our po lice court and compelled them to abate the nuisances in order that an all around statesman might have oppor tunity for sleep and reflection un dogged and unroostered. The suit was successful, and Samuel Einstein was sent to the rescue. The poundmaster and his assistants have been waging war this summer against cats as well as dogs, while on Capitol hill, near the Lincoln statue, they have been interfering seriously with the life, liberty and pursuit of happiness of numberless goats. By the way, several of these Capitol hill goats belong to newspaper correspon dents, who keep them for their chil dren to play with. Everyone of them is licensed and wears a tag; but there are tramp goats galore in the same section. In one alley there are so many of these fellows with Thomas II. Carter whiskers that the place has I been officially designated as "Goat I alley." One old colored man there I keeps a goat boarding house during I the summer, when the youthful own I ers are absent from the city with their : parents at the seaside or in the moun i tains. It is a great industry. Mr. iMnstetn takes possession of every stray horse and cow within the city limits, and many of them are never called for. Ultimately they are sold and the proceeds go to pay a portion of the expenses of the poundmaster. Smith D. Frt. At the Picnic. auut Alary Well, Ethel, have you had all you want? Ethel (heaving a sigh) I've had all I can eat, but I haven't had all I want. Harper's Young People. Ho Help for Him. "So the poor fellow is doomed to an early death." "How do you make that out?" "Didn't you say he lived by his wLts?" t-vyvn The expression: "Vox populi vox Dei" the voice of the people is the voice of Ood was used in the writings of William of Malmesbury, who was born A. 1. 1075 or 1005 and died about 114-J. He quoted the expression as a proverb even in his time sufficiently well known. l I! . . . r