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Generous friends have given $25,000 in prizes for the successful puzzle ..i.n tch CK.NT8 sent to the "Press Club tiiinduw and Chrrlty Fund," Temple i,ouri, New York City, will get you the myBtery by return mail. jonTLose Heart.,., . this year, and mak up for tortlfi W errf'n wen i unum XT. '. " give you many vaiu.u.e 177 A . tuoui www w i m raise it. itcontaini iniormwj k tlon tone Dan rrom do uiuwy . tource. Free ia wii. . D, M Ferry C0i Detroit. Mich. ... ft it i; l-JLMi t- Ai Will w mr 1 uu-ui tii i nted on K'imi -w. n.tuslK. (Hilv lUif-rt .l v guaranteetiiK l'fi.,i cnsUHiiern; tram iv.l. lislier aint uisiuufiw turent you'll rw:n nrfthablv. Uitii8uiidf : fx valuabl tKjUn, ).uwi iutni.eK.liiiiKl)-,Hlo All frff and eiu'll pun t' with onp y p:1"' ffJKT'rK r; V 2 .'' rTT ' i.i anno rsrni' SivW-J Hall. Mr nrtlr.-es ynn KJi .V'- Wm J..i y. '" vh'i t. WORLD'S FAIR DIRECTORY CO., 5c147Frankford.nd Olrard Ave.. Phluwlel phi., Pl W pa"V r"r-w;i 'uiaya 4.20pm p.y:s." PRIZES ON PATENTS. How to Get Twentv-five Hundred Dollars for Nothing. The Winner hat a clear Gift of a Small Fortune, and the Loser Have Patents that may Bring them InStill More. Would you like to make twenty-five hundred dollars? If you would,, read carefully what follows and you may see a way to do It. The Press Claim. Company devotes much attention to patents. It has handled thousands of applications for Inventions, but it would like to handle thousands more. There Is plenty of inventive tallent at large In this country needing nothing but encouragement to produce practical results. That encouragement the Press Claims Company propose to give. NOT SO II AKU AS IT KKE.TIK. A patent strlkeB most people as an appalling ly formidable thing. The idea is that an in ventor must be a natural genius, like Edison or Bell; that he must devote years to delving in complicated mechanical problems and that he must spend a fortune ou delicate experiments before he can got a new device to a patentable degree of perfection. This delusion the com pany desires to dispel. It desires to get into the head of the public a ciear comprehension of the fact that it is not the great, complex, and expensive Inventions that bring the best returns to their authors, hut the little, simple, and cheap ones the things thut seein so absurdly trivial that the average cltlKt'n would feel somewhat ashamed of bringing them to the atleutioii of the Patent O 111 re. Kdison says that the profits he has received trom the patents on all his marvelous Inven tions ave not been Biithcienttu pay tne cost of his experiments. Hut the man who con ceived the idea of fustening a hit of rubber cord to a child's bull. .11 that it would come back to the band when thrown, made a fortune out of his scheme. The modem sewing-ma chine is a miracle of ingenuity the product a hundred and fifty years, but the whole bril liant result rests upon the simple device of putting the eye of the needle at the point In stead of at the other end. of the toil of hundreds of busy brains through THE LITTLE THINGS THE MOIST VALIIABLK. Comparatively few people regard themselves as inventors, but almost every body has been struck, at one time or another, with ideas that seem calculated to reduce some of the little frictions of life. Usually such ideas are dis missed without further thought. "Why don't the railroad company make its car windows so that they can be slid up and down without breaking the passengers' back?" ex claims the traveler. "If I were running the road I would make them iu such a way." "What was the man who made the saucepan thinking of?" grumbles the cook. "He never had to work over a stove, or he would have known how it onght to have been fixed." ; "Hang such a collar button!" growls a man who is late;for breakfast. "If I were in the business I'd make buttons that wouldn't Blip out, or break off, or gouge out t back "of my neck . ,' And the various sufferers foriL.t about their veuient opportunity, put their ideas about car windows, saueepanB and collar buttons into practical shape, and then apply for patents they might find themselves as independently wealthy as the man who invented the lrou umbrella ring, or the one who patented he fifteen puzzle. A TEMPTING OFFER. To induce the people to keen trackjof their bright ideas and see what there in them, the Press Claims Company has resolved to offer a rlze. To the person who submita to It he simplest and most promising invention, from a. coiniiicrclul point of view, the company will ve twentyfive hundred dollar in cai.li, in addition to refunding- he fees for securing a patent. It will a lo advertise the inven. tlon free of charge. This offer is subject to the following condi tions: Every competitor must obtain a patent for his Invention through the company. He must first apply for a preliminary Bearch, the cost of which will be five dollars. Should this seach show his Invention to be unpatentable. he can withdraw without further expense. Otherwise he will be expected to complete his application and take out a patent in the regu lar way. The total expense, Including the Government and Bureau fees, will be seveuty dollars. For this, whether he secures a prize or not, the inventor will have a patent thai ought to be a valuable property to him. The prize will be awarded by a Jury consisting 01 three reputable patent attorneys of Washing ton. Intended competitors Bhould fill out the following blank, and forward It with their application: I Submit ths within described invention in competition for the Twenty-five hundred Dollar Prize offered by the Press Claims Company." NO BLANKS IN THIS COMPETIOIM. This is a competition of rather an unusal na ture. It Is common to oner prizes lor tne oeBi story, or picture, or architectural plan, all the competitors risking the loss of their labor and the successful one merely selling his for the amoun of the prize. But the Press Claims Company's offer 1. somethlug entirely differ ent. Each person is asked merely to neip mm- self, audi he one who helps him self to the best advantage is to be rewarded by doing It. The prize is ouly a stimulus to do something that would be well worth doing without it. The architect whose competitive plan for a club house on a certain corner is not occept cd has spent his labor on something of very itlle use to him. Bui the person who patents a Bimple and useful device In the Pres. Claims Company's competition, need not worry if he fall to secure a prize. He has a substantial result to show lor nis work one that wll command us value in the marke at any time. The man who uses any article In his dally work oughtto know belter now to Improve it than the mechanical expert who studies ft only from the theoretical point of view, (let rid of the Idea that au improvement can be too .Itnple to be worth patenting. The simpler 1 he better. The person who best suecee ls l:i combining simplicity and popularity, will gel Awarded Highest UXJlPowd The only Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. No Ammonia; No Alum. Used in'Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard. Fill DAY. DECEMBER the Press Claims Company's Inenly llve hun dred dollar.. i ne responsibility of this companv may be Judged from the fact thai lis stock is' held bv about three-hundred of the leading newspapers of the Culled Slates. Address the Press Claim. Company, Jobs vt odderbiirn, managing alloruey. CIS F street ft . W ., ashiugtou, V. C. B. A. R. NOTICE. We take this opportunity of iuformiDg our iubeoribers that the new oommia- eioner of pensions baa been npoointed He is an old soldier, and we telitive that soldiers and their heirs will re oeive justice at bis hands. We do not anticipate that there will be any radioai changes in the administration of ponsios affairs under the new regime. We would advise, however, that D. 0, soldiers, sailors and their heirs, take steps to make application at onoe, if they have not already done so, in order to seoure the benefit of the early filing of their claims in case there should be any future pension legislation. Such legislation is seldom retroactive. Ihere fore it is of great importance that ap plications be filed in the department at the earliest possible date. If the U. 8. soldiers, sailors, or their widows, children or parents desire in formation iu regard to pension matters, they should write to the Press Claims Company, at Washington, 1). O., and they will prepare and send the necessary application, if they find them entitled uuder the numerous laws enacted for their benefit. Address PRESS CLAIMS COMPANY, John Weoderbubn, Managing Attor ney, Washington, D. O., P. O. Box 385 THE WESTERN PEDAO0U1IE. We are in reoeipt of the May number of our state sohool paper. It exoeed aDy of the former numbers in valuj. The paper this month ooutains manv new and valuable features. The illus trated series on the schools of the state is introduced by a paper on the Friends Polytechnic Institute at Salem, Oregon. These papers oaonot fail to be of great value both to the sohools an 1 to the public. Ibere are also several fine articles by our best writers and the departments "Current Events,""Saturday Thoughts," Eduoational News" "The Oracle Answers, Correspondents," etc, each oontain much valuable reading for teachers or pareutB. The manazine hHs about 50 pages ot matter, well Everyone of our readers should have the paper it tbey are at all interested in education. No teacher school direc tor or student can get along well with out it. We will receive subsoript.ons at this office. Price only $1.00 a year. When desired we will Bend the Western Pedagogue and Uazette one year to one address for $3.00. Call and examine Bauiple oopies. Teaohers, direotors and parents, now is the time lo subscribe, tf Bncklen'a Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world for cute bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped usnas, ounoioinp aornB and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perlect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 25 oents per box. For sale by Slooum-Jobnson Drug Company. Land Foe Sale. 480 acres over in Wilson prairio. A good stock ranch ju will be sold cheap. Call at G..'.e te office for particulars and terms. .'. Better subscribe for the Guzet and get ready for the long winter c ve.uings. PEOPLE THE WORLD OVER. Sib Richard Owes, the naturalist, left an estate valued nt nhout 1175,000, which i3 a little. unuKiinl fur a scientist. Gov. Florks, of the Mexican state of TJui'ttntfo, believes thut he has discov ered the famous mountain of gold, the legend of which Is a household story in Mexico. Pl-sniTA Eamabai, the Hindoo wom an who is doing so much for the ad vancement, of her sex, has recently started a club of King's Daughters among her pupils in India. Pkrr Charmatant, founder of the order of the White Fathers, who was born In France in 1N44, has heen ap pointed to succeed the late Cardinal Lavigerie as primate of Africa. Prof. Poole, for forty years con nected with the Britixh museum, lat terly being in charge of ancient coins, Is about to leave that institution to become a lecturer In University college, Cambridge. The present pope comes of a long- lived family. With the exception of his brother, the cardinal, who died a few years ago at the age of eighty-two, his immediate relatives have reached the age of ninety years or over. TtJE man who never told a lie, hadn't better spoil his record by saying so. Honors, World's Fair. aking 6T. 15, 1893. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report ABSOLUTELY PURE BEN BUTLER'S BLUFF. How the General Circumvented an Adventuress. A Narvy Osma That Was Boldly Plsyod, But It Fallad to Win Against tta UrufiT Lawyer's Superior Shrewdness. "There is an unwritten chanter in the history of the Baltimore convention of 1800," said Uen. Coggswell to a Wash ington Star man, "whhsh I think it is the proper time to relate, and which shows Butler's wonderful nerve. After the Charleston convention had seceded and the convention was moved to Balti more Caleb Cushing was designated as its presiding officer. A femule adven turess thought here was a good chance to make something out of the occasion. and she came up, claiming to have cer tain letters written by Cushinir. which she threatened to make public and give to the republicans unless she was paid a large amount for them. Cushing was greatly worried at thought of the charge and sent for Butler to see If he could suggest any way of getting rid of the woman. "Butler agreed to take charge of the matter and went over to Bamum's ho tel; where he found in a magnificent suite of apartments a very handsomely dressed and beautiful woman of the world and possessed of abundant nerve. Butler informed her who he was, and that he wanted the letters. The woman was very haughty and declined to have anything to do with Mr. Butler or any one else except Mr. Cushing himself. She said if Mr. Cushing wanted the letters he could come over and get them, but he could not have them by proxy, and then she want on to say that in view of the importance of the letters and the exigencies of the case she had no doubt the republicans would pay her a large sum for the letters, as they would be most effective campaign documents. 1 1 ' . 1 1 H ...MH JOtt V.1W.1U to have in your possession written by Mr. Cushing are so important, and just because they would prove such ef fective campaign literature, is the reason why these letters must be sur rendered to me, and why you will not see Mr. Cushing, and neither henorany of his frimuls will pay a single dollar for them.' She grew extremely Indig nant at such remarks from Butler, and told him that the conversation might as well cease there, and he could leave the room. "Butler, however, was not to be bluffed off. lie refused to leave, and told her that she must surrender the documents. She absolutely refused to consider it a moment unless she was paid a tremendous sum, and finally said that if Mr. Butler did not leave her apartments she would have him re moved by the people in the hotel. But ler then saw that time for p'urleying had gone by and that he must resort to extreme measures. "Drawing himself up to his full height and looking her squarely in the eyes, he said: 'Madame, do you know where you are?' 'She replied: i es; I am in Barnum's hotel in Baltimore.' 'Exactly,' said Butler, 'in Baltimore, and do you know that there are ten thousand men who for a five dollar bill would bo only too glad to put your body in a sue'.: and throw it into the Patapsco?' The woman wilted. She saw at once that she had a man worthy of her nerve to deal with and that if she was not very careful she might find herself ill great peril, and she consented to surrender the lettara to Butler for the payment of one hundred dollars and her ticket to New York. Next morn ing Butler handed her one hundred dol lars, a ticket to New York, and saw her off on the train. The woman has never been heard of from that day to this." A Voice from the (lea. A message from the sea with a world of pathos was brought in by tho tide on the Yorkshire coast the other day. It was written in pencil on a deal batten and whs in these words: "Whoever picks thin up shall know that Caller Ou was run down by unknown stenmer. No more time. Sinking. May the Lord comfort my mother." The handwriting was Identified as that of a led who had sailed in the Caller Ou as an apprentice to the trade of the sea. Further inves tigal.i'in brought to light the facts that fourteen months ago the bark set sail londed with coal. She was driven hack by rough weather, and after a few days resumed her voyage, hut never reached port. A bucket bearing her name was picked up on the coast of Holland near ly . year ago: but until this rude missive came to hand nothing was known as to her fate. The sea brought it to tho very coast from which she sailed. All hands must have perished, with the lit tle apprentice boy. What a picture! The boy scribbling hiB message, the ship going down and the unknown steamer disappearing. If the master of the destroying craft knows what was done he must feel the torments of the murderer. A New Month American Revolution. The comparative steadiness and pros perity of the Argentine Republic has hitherto distinguished it from tho other squabbling communities, culled, for w ant of .a better name, South American republics. But now the spirit of unrest has begun to manifest ltaelf here also, Trouble has brolien out in tho province WEEKLY WO. 602. ( 8EMI-WEKK l.V Kll IHU I Baking Powder of Corrientes, and the insurrection la spreading. The soldiers have become unmanageable, and it is probable that the trouble will involve the whole army. Every indication points to the deposition of the president in the course of a few months. Meanwhile the gov ernment party, it is likely, will try to defend themselves, so we have once more the picture of a republic a South American republic, of course in a tur moil. It is the old story: President and officials elected with wild enthusiasm; a breathing time follows, then revolu tion, murderof the elected government, and so on, endlessly. South American presidents seem to be like ninepins, put up only to be knocked down. Queer Thing About Children. Husband That next door neighbor's children are very stupid. Wife Don't be too sure about that. I never saw children so stupid that they couldn't understand everything you didn't want them to. N. Y. Weekly. Ou the Banks of the Mississippi, Stranger What do you have the wires on that barbed wire fence so close together for? Mississippi Farmer So that when the river rises we can use it for a fish net. Judge. Her Tenth Seaeau. Grace Miss Passe will catch cold if she site on the piazza much longer. Rosalie No she won't. She's been trying for years to catch something. Judge. AI Long; Braneh. Irate Father You have been paying marked attention to my daughter. I want to inform you she is engaged. Mr. Fascinating Youngman That's nothing1. I'm married. Texas Sif tings. Heme, Sweet Home. She bought some gowns, expecting that Id Europe she would roam: But when her husband paid for them They had te stay at home. Detroit Free Prjis., ... M uv. iv uuv up a mru iu a ntue cage Like that? Little Girl Oh, I don't know. I bav apretty good time and I live in a flat. N. Y. Weekly. Comparatively Tender Mow. Exasperated Patron Walter, this steak's tough. Waiter Oh, but you ought to have seen it three months ago. Chicago Newa A Fly Time. Now doth the giddy little fly Begin to learn to skate, And finds his choicest rink upon A glassy, glabrous pale. Puck. Chenee to Beg-la. Sub-Editor Here is an article favor ing a simplified spelling of the English language. Editor Who wrote it? Sub-Editor A man named Smythe. Puck. The Philosopher. Stone. Wiggins Old Ooodfello seems to take the world very philosophically. Hardup Well, you see, he can afford to wear diamonds. Truth. Thkrk is no investment that pays any better dividends than doing good. INDIANS AT THE FAIR. Gathering of lted -Hen from Which Im portant KobuIU Are Kxpected The Sioux Indians of the Pine Bidge reservation have just adjourned a coun cil at which steps were taken to ar range for an immense Indium encamp ment at tho world's fair. The plan will no doubt be successful and the en campment will continue from the be ginning till the end of the fair. The council was one of the most im portant ever held among the Indians of North America The movement had its origin among the Metis, or French- Indians of the far north, and has for its ultimate purpose a union of action and labor among not only the Sioux and their related tribes, but of all the Indians of the continent It will be proper to say in the beginning that the hostile Indians of the coun try have a far more wide-reaching means of communication in America than is generally suspected by the whites. To the Indian the whites are natural enemies, and every day is mak ing the enmity not only more bitter, but more daugerous. In a crude and unformed way these Indians have de cided on a general, concerted move ment of their race, which shall have for its purpose the restoration of the Indian to his first estate of freedom and independence. That council will be held. It will be held within the present year. If held on the plains it cannot but mean a general uprising of Indians so wide that no military force now at tho disposal of the government could for a moment stand before it. If held as the leaders of the movement now desire, it will be in or near Chi cago, and will be a powerful agent in establishing a lasting peace with the red men. Queer Currency. In Dlkoa, in Adcmouah, in Logone and elsewhere small cotton strips are the regular currency. In Baglrarl these Btrlpn arc so small that from seventy to one hundred and fifty of them would have to be pieced together to make a shirt. In Darfoor the gray, coarse Bhlrt ing circulates as money, and in Tlout, in upper Egypt, this material is dyed dark or blue and then cut into pieces of three yards' length. 11 1 1 ..,