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The genius who Invented the "Fifteen" puz zle, "Pigs In Clover." and many others, has In vented a brand new one, which Is going to be the greateat on record. There Is fun, Instruc tion and entertainment In it. The old and learned will And as much mystery In It as the voung and unsophiitlcated. This great puzzle the property of the New York Press Club, for whom it was invented by Samuel Loyd, the great puzzlelst, to be sold for the benefit of the movement to erect a great home Mr newspaper workers in New York. Generous friends have given t'26,0011 in prizes for the successful puzzle solvers. TEN CENTS sent to the "Press Club Building and Chrrity Fund," Temple Court, New York City, will get you the mystery by return mail. PRIZES ON PATENTS. How to Get Twentv-five Hundred Dollars for Nothing. The Winner has a clear Gift of a Small Fortune, and the Losers Have Patents that may Bring them in Still More. Would you like to make twenty-five hundred dollars? If you would, read carefully what follows and you may see a way to do It. The Press Claims Company devotes much attention to patents. It has handled thousands of applications for inventions, but tt would like to handle thousands more. There Is plenty of inventive talleiit at large In this country needing nothiug but encouragement to produce practical results. That encouragement the Press Claims Company propose to give. NUT SO HAI1D AM IT KEE.V1M. A patent strikes most people as an appalling ly formidable thing. The idea is that an in ventor must be a natural geulus, like Edison or Bell ; that he must devote years to delving in complicated mechanical problems a 'id that he must spend a fortune on delicate experiments before he can get a new device to a patentable degree of perfection. This delusion the com pany desires to dispel. It desires to get Into the head of the public a ciear comprehension of the fact that it is not the great, complex, and expensive inventions that bring the best returns to their authors, but the little, simple, and cheap ones the things that seem so absurdly trivial that the average citizen would feel somewhat ashamed of bringing them to the attention of the Patent OfUce. Edison says that the profits he has received trom the patents on all his marvelous inven tions ave not been sufficient to pay tne cost of his experiments. But the man who con ceived the idea of fastening a bit of rubber cord to a child's ball, bo that it would come back to the hand when thrown, made a fortune out of his scheme. The modern sewing-machine is a miracle of ingenuity the product hundred and fifty years, but the whole bril liant result rests upon the simple device of putting the eye of the needle at the point In stead of at the other end, of the toil of hundreds of busy brains through THE LITTLE THINGS THE MOST VALVABI.F.. Comparatively few people regard themselves as inventors, but almost every body has been struck, atone time or another, with ideas that seem calculated to reduce some of the little frictious of life. Usually such ideas are dis missed without further thought. Why don't the railroad company make Its car windows so that they can be slid up and down without breaking the passengers' back?" ex claims the traveler. "If I were running the road I would make them in Buch a way." What was the man who made the saucepau thinking of?" grumbles the cook. "Ho never had to work over a stove, or he would have kuown how it ought to have been fixed." "Hang such a collar button!" growls aman who is late' for breakfast., "If I were In the buslue8s I'd make buttuiisUhat wouldn't slip out, or break off, or gouge out the back of my peck Vi - : . ' v " And tne vailous sutf'erers Wgot about their grievances and began to think of something else. If they would set down the next con venient opportunity, put their ideas about car windows, saucepans and collar buttons into Practical shape, and tben apply for patents they might find themselves as Independently wealthy as the man who invented the iron umbrella ring, or the one who patented he fifteen puzzle. A TEMPTING OFFLK. To induce the people to keep trackiof their bright ideas and see what there In them, the Press Claims Company has resolved to offer a rize. To Ihe person who submits to it lie ainipleMt and moat promiaiiisr iveiitiou. from a commercial point of view, the company will give twenty-five hundred dollar-, in chi.Ii, in addition lo refunding the fee for aecurins; a patent. t will also advertise the Inven tion free of charge. This offer la subject to the following condi tions: Every competitor must obtaiu a patent for his invention through the company. He must lirstapply for a preliminary search, the cost of which will be Ave dollars. Should this seach show his invention to be unpatentable, he can withdraw without further expeusc. Otherwise he will be expected to complete his application and take out a patent In the regu lar way. The total expense, including the Government and Bureau fees, will be seventy dollars. For this, whether he secures a prize or uot, the inventor will have a patent that ought to be a valuable property to him. The prize will be awarded by a Jury consisting of three reputable patent attorneys of Wasliihg ton. Intended competitors should fill out the following blank, and forward it with their application: " , , 1893. the PreHS Claims Company's twenty-fivo hun dred dollars. The responsibility of this company may ba judged from the fact that its stock Is held b4 about three hundred of the leading newspapers of the United States. Address the Press Claims Company, Johi Wodderburn, managing attorney, 618 F stree' M. W., Washington, D. C. ii. A. K. NOTICE. We take this opportunity of informing our subscribers tbat the new oommia eioner of pensions bag been apuointed Ue is an old soldier, and we beliive tbat soldiers and tbeir beirs will re eeive justice at bis bauds. We do not anticipate tbat there will be any radina cbauges in the administration of p,mnio affairs uuder tbe new regime. We would udvise, bowever, that TJ. fi soldiers, sailors and their heirs, takt step.4 to make application at ouoe, ii tbey have not already done so, in order to secure tbe beneSt of tbe early filing of tbeir claims in case there Bbould be any future pension legislation. Snob legislation is seldom retroactive. There tore it is of Kreat importance tbat ap pltoatious be filed in tbe department at the earliest possible date. It Ihe U. S. soldiers, sailors, or tbeir widows, obildren or parents desire in formation iu regard to pension matters, they should write to the Press Claims Company, at Washington, D. 0., and tbey will prepare and send tbe neoessary appliontion, if tbey find them entitled nudei the numerous laws enacted fot ibeir benefit. Address PKE3S CLAIMS COMPANY. John Weddbuburn, Managing Attor ney, Washington, D. U., P. O. Box 385 If. THE WESTERN PEDAGOGUE. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report ii cry .ABSOLUT 9 Baking 1 rowaer LY PURE CHANGE OF BUSINESS. to occupy as exalted a position as in modern society. Zobeida, the wife of ilorun, plays a conspicuous part in tbe history of the age, and, by her virtues. History of the V-aael Which Is Now a Brooklyn i:othel Miip. At the foot of Thirty-sixth street, as well as hy her accomplishments. Brooklyn, a dismantled bark is made leaves an honored name to posterity, fast to the strwpiceo by heavy chains, 1 Humieda, the wife of Frauk, a Medenite says the New York Recorder. Upon its ; citizen, left for many years the sola main deck forward has been constructed ! iruardian of her minor son. educates a chapel and within the six pillars that support the roof hanrrs a large bell which is used to call tofrether the con grefrntion of sailors from the surround ing shipping, who thrive times a week assemble there in worship. For twenty years the craft has been used us a bethel ship, with Rev. Timothy Lane as pastor, who has al! these years been saving tip money tc buy a plot of land at the intersection oi Thirty-sixth street and Erie avenue where he is to erect a stationary cditics for his con.-rrerration. When this is finished he purposes selling the presenl floating structure. Mr. Lane describes the hull us stanch, copper bottomed anc fastened, so it is not without the bounds of possibility that it may b rigged and s:til L'te seas a;rain. The bark has an exeiting history She was built and Capt. John Tam, remembered by old whalemen, who speak of him as one of the DID YOU TlvY "PiaS IN. CLOVER or the "FIFTEEN PUZZLE." Well, the man who Invented them has juit completed another little playful mystery for young and old, which Is selling for TUN CENTS for the benefit of the fund to erect a home for newspaper workers In New York. This puzzle Is the nroDerty of the New York Press Club and generous friends of the club have donated over 126,000 to provide prizes for lucky people, young or old, who solve the mystery. There is a lot of entertainment and Instruction in It. Send a dime and get the souvenir puzzle by return mall. Address "Press Club Souvenir," j,emple Court.New York City. I'l.nw.'IM f'L' 'TL I I 1YI-X V 1 . v-U ' 1 1' llh tirL i.ikw (Northern Pacific R, R. Co., Lessee.) LATEST TIME CARD Two Through Trains Daily. A pn!!:mMsnTffi'ii:;lizmi5-r;;om 1.15pm 7lKiii l.v Ashland.. Ar Mior,m l.lpm 7.15am m.5.imAr. .Chicago. .I.vsoop "l 1.43 "icketssol-l and hmiemre checked through to , ,,(,,., in Ihe fnitiil afaiid ""''" ... ,,,. ,., linn made in ' hlcago with all tii1ii llnliis East and South. H'r full liilnrmutioii a..lv to vonr liearesl tM Ten" P. and Tkt.. Chlca'io.'lil f 10 1-2EHT STAMPS (-.'liiilttl' priCtJ i'X. )'iHl Mil- 'fn;n it' wet veil within 3fl J'.: ,H'L ,iuv.-u.-,!l ! fur 1 vear boldlv Vjj3L.',y printed on gummed ufg . L'WlH. uniy firwmr; 011rH!IWJllllf I jhi.vv (jUMioiiiers ; from pb- rVL tiirfr villi II receivi IICMe nrohahlv. thousand i .J.-.. . -T1- valuable noons, papery .ITt All fi'' d eacli pan ...in. . t..fv.,iiri,riiitwl ndrtrww iwwu L M print ami "Way "J vour urtdiww. 10 you; bleb itb-k on y.n.r T1MlV'S.'l nrM.f-iu thi-tr Mnft lo-t- J- A r RK Knitil. My aniln-tw you jcallerec re :, ri K-Iiik dally, " valuanie i ., Iri.in nil -uris ill i" "v. WORLD'S FAIB DIRECTORY CO, k: ii? Fnnkford and Olrard Ave. Philadel phia, Pa. (Mm .122 VXS him to become one of the most distin guished juris-consuls of the day. Sukinah or Sakina, the daughter of Hussian and the granddaughter of All, was the most brilliant, most accom plished, and most virtuous woman of her time "la dame des dames de son temps, la pins belle, la plus gracieuse, la plus brilliante de qualites," as Perron calls her. Herself no mean scholar, she prized the converse of learned and pions people. Buran, the wife of the Caliph Mamun; Ummul-Fazi, Mamun's sister, married to the eighth imam of the house of Ali; Umm-i-Ilabil, Mamun's daughter, were all famous for then: scholarship. In the fifth century of the Hegira, tbe Sheikha Shuhda, designated Fakhrun nissa ("the glory of women"), lectured publicly at the Musiid-i-Jama of Bag- commanded by dad to a large audience on literature, who is weli rhetoric and poetry, says a writer in the Nineteenth Century. She occupies In the annals of Islam a position of I submit the within described Invention In competition for the Twenty-five hundred Dollar Prize offered by the Press Claims Company." NO BLANKS IN THIS COMPKTIOI. This is a competition of rather an uuusal na- tu-e. It is common to otter prizes lor tne oesi story, or picture, or architectural plan, all the competitors risking the loss of their labor and the successful one merely selling his for the amoun of the prize. But the Press Claims Company's offer is something entirely differ ent. Each person is asked merely to help him self, andf he one who helps him self to the best advantage Is to be rewarded by doing It. The prize is only a stimulus to do something that would be well worth doing without it. The architect whose competitive plan for a club house on a certain corner is not occept ed has spent his labor on something of very ittleuse to him. But the person who patents a simple and useful device Insthe Press Claims Company's competition, need not worry if he fail to secure a prize. He has a substantial result to show mr ms worn one that wil command its value in the market at any time. , , . , . ., Th. man who imps anv art c e in his naiiv work ought to know better now to improve it than the mechanical expert who only from the theoretical point oi We are in receipt of tbe May number if our state sobool paper. It exceed any of the former numb rs ic vain The paper this month contains mam new and valuable features. Tbe illus trated eeries on tbe schools of tbe stati ia introduced by a paper on tbe Friendi Polytechnic Institute at Salem, Oregon These papers cannot fail to be of great value botb to the schools an to th. public. There are also several fine article' by our best writers and the department "Current Eveuis,""SKturday Thoughts.' "Eduoational News" 'Tbe Orscl Answers, Correspondents," etc., eno1 ooutain much valuable reading to teachers or parents. The magaziu' has about 60 pages of matter, wel priuted and arranged. We prnnounc the Western Pedagogue the best eduoa tional monthly on tbe ooast. Everyone of oar readers should huv tbe paper if tbey are at all interests in education. No teacher school direc tor or Btndent can get along well with nut it. We will receive subscript. on at this office. Price only $1.00 a yeai When desired we will send the Wester' Pedagogue and Uuzette one year to ou. address for 83.00. Call and examiui i-ample copies. Teaobers, directors am parents, now is the time tn subscribe, t Bnckleu'a Arnica Salve. Tbe best salve in tbe world for en I bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, ftrVt eores, tetter, chopped bands, chilblain oorns and all skin eruptions, and poa lively oures piles, or no pay required. 1 is guaranteed to give perlect satisfaotio or money refunded. Pnoe 25 cents pe box. For sale by Slooum-Jobnson Dru. Company. Kusslun Law. A case before a justice of the peacs In St. Petersburg showed the rigidity ol the Russian law. An ice-cream vender named TsyganoII was caught peddling Ins ware in a wagon, while it is the cus tom of such verniers to carry about their loads on ijo.-ir Inutds. Tho city councillor is.-d punr Tsyganoff ol acting cunt fury ti tlie city ordinance. The ju!l:;c, however, took a different view of the matter. "Sinco the vender, Tsygatiiilt, wui lii-.'nsed to sell ice creuin, and fitui- hi-, lt.ti-nc paper doei not presenile in wli.it m. inner he tthoulc carry about his kj:?, I i-amiot imposx a piiiiii-hinctit on i-'n foreaiTying about his heavy barrel bi a wagon. The pris oner is ili:v.:'.K.rr,i,'' h,. .1 tbe judge. y councillor declarer; earn verniers had ap ion to cart their bar frying them on then mi In irlties could not :!: .in.Mon because tht i'. i' conic before tht iipoti. Tsyganoff wai Idle his ice cream in t oldest and most successful of whalers, equality with the most distinguished For years he commanded a five hun- ulemas. What would have bcfallcD dred-ton brkr, but she was sunk by s this lady had she flourished among the whale, and then lie had a bark built ol fellow-religionists of St. Cyril can be live oak and balimetaek in Belfast, Me. judged by the fate of ilypatia. Possi He and b''s crew made, fortunes in this bly she would have been torn to pieces vessel, and in tie retired. In 1866 by enthusiastic Christians, but she t'.ie bark, chnn.red into a propellor, would to a certainty have been burned made hi r appearance in these waters as a witch. Dzat-ul-Hemma, corrupted as an Kast l.i.Ua trader. Like moM Into Dzemma, "the lion heart," the whaling ship:., her hull was saturated heroine of many battles, fought side by with whale i il, which is a great preser- side with tho bravest knights, vative of wood. She was purchased by It Is a calumny, therefore, to say tbat a Norwegian benevolent society to be the Islamic system has lowered the used as a bethel ship, and was mnde status of women. The teacher who, in fast to pier 11, North river, where an age when no country, no system, no she lay for sevonti-eti years as a float- community gave any right to, women, ing church for Norwegian, Danish, anil maiden or married, mother or wife Swedish sailors. There she remained who, in a country where the birth of a until ISS'I, wben she was towed tc daughter was considered a calamity, Brooklyn and u-ude fast lo the pier al secured to the sex rights which are only unwillingly and under pressure being conceded to them by the civilized na-' the foot of Thirty-sixth street. THE EXTRA SHILLING. A Trick Tlutt 1.4 i'l lyed on Guile.. Aiiicric.'tni Whilo Abroad. Here is a trick that isf.layed every day during the seai ou on Americans in Lon don, says nn exchange. It nearly al ways works, simple as it is. A gentle man from Uorhe.-.t 'i N. Y., who is well known in that city, bought a pair oi gloves on Oxford atreet the other day, gave the man a soveivi;'.i and took as Americans very generally do hit change without counting it, shoveled it oft the counter into his pockets, lie was walking down Oxford street when a breathless person overtook him and tapped him on the i.houbler. T beg your pardon, sir, but I'm very tions of the nineteenth century de serve the gratitude of humanity. If Mohammed had done nothing more his claim to be a benefactor of mankind would have been indisputable. Even under the laws as they stand at present in the pages of the legists the legal po sition of Moslem females may be said to compare favorably with that of Euro pean women. Th UNTHINKING Mental YOUTH, of Sweat Girl Grasp Graduates. "I was mother confessor at the queer est confessional the other day," writes the Autocrat of the Tea Table in the Minneapolis Times. "One of the sweet, studies It view, (iet rid of the idea that an nnninvement can be ton simple to be worth patenting. The simplerlhs belter. The person who best succce is combining simplicity and popularity Hereupon th'.1 i V. that many ic -'. plied for :!, rels instead oi ea heads, but grunt them th. t ; question bad 1 senate to doi ide warned not to pe wagon again. will get Tho Itlght Kind of Woman. A Massachusetts woman suggests, at a way to make one kind of cruelty tc horses unpopular, that t.ll women in the United States who are interested in the cause should sign a pledge not to ride behind a horse whose tail has been docked. .But how many women are sufficiently interested to undergo tht humiliation of being out of fashion ir so conspicuous a matter? OWGE'S m Baking Powder. sorry we gave you a shilling too much ukuvsiiiiiiiwj"o imcr,,. change." sa'd to me with real concern in her "I)?d your said the American, pull- voice: 'Do yu know- 1 never think.' ing out a handful of change from his I tried not to smile at her seriousness, pocket and looking at it hopelessly. nd replied, consolingly: 'Well, my "Yes, sir, 1 am very sorry, sir, but iear- yu coula not expect, to grapple you see, sir, it will be taken out of ay with abstract problems at your age.' wages and I don't get any too much. But she was not ti be consoled. 'No, We don't in t.iis count it, sir. Won't but. literally, I cannot think, abstract you come bad:, sir, and l:ll explain how '.V or concretely, or any other way. I it happeu 'd." never reason anything out like other "Oh, it's all right,". said tbe Rochester people.' man, and he banded t ho fellow a shU- ''Vet she is a girl of unusual intelli- gence and a high school graduate. It " Would von like to go back and see If xems 10 mo thcre is something radical It's till right, ' i ai I th i salesman. wrong with a system of education "Oh n I -,i . i li " I that can produce, such results. Train- "l'm very run h obliged to you, sir," ing is too much a matter of knowledge, cnii the ..h-i i.- i.ein -imr hi f i,r,.fl nirei- and too littlo a matter of growth. A up to his bare l.ea 1. That shilling and ninny others like it went into the clerk's pocket. THE ART Or For Idling May I'c t illed This W.iler. IDLING. Art, Bays for all the facts that can be learned! A few good books of reference would answer the purpose of education, if knowledge were all it gave. It should give rather mental grasp and balance, and a perfect understanding and con trol of every faculty. "Mental grasp? Fancy accusing our sweet girl graduates, or our boy grad uates either, of possessing it. They know little more of using their brains nnd thcre is a true "aa wncn w,u "' sa" v , " -""""" vvnati two young people were over heard to talk sense for more than five "Women seldom idle well," says the philosophic worn m, "though they frit ter awny much time. For thcro is a busy idleness that achieves a vast amount of nothin art and craft of idling. "V.,.,. i ,.,,,.1-..,, .,, ..!. a connoisseur in this .mutter, for if there minute, together? What young person is one thing I am familiar with In all 'as the least conception, unless he has its branches, and with which I am on happened to stumble upon it by natural terms of perfect understanding, it is tendencies, of the , pleasure of mdepend- this art of idling. A line art, look you. ent thinkmg? There are few delights that must be studied with the same as- satisfactory as that of observing, siduity and sympathy one gives to reasoning, drawing deductions rind then :r painting, to im, or lyinif. Yo.ir made, but iu evasion of w orb she proves her .. Rations falliti' jar upon oi i r ought to b- :r 1 they huvi' i.-i i'o your Idler em.---she lie: ii-. '' ! artist i. adorn it as e. ' !i " anyone who eulfi'."! ant of ph'l l'1'e n: castle of phii-'i.i :e workaday world, v.- i -. .ctrv, b i 'l r is In r happy and its ri st tit, L ' ;!ly ously live nt cas mur of the toilers of A ready, .in. I v, . that eaeh ii mr imi profit of .i r'.:." making born, not and easy in.ibilities her obli- a-.d without i ) . !. -i-.-s that perhaps . ir some penance '-".vd. At least 1 ' : if so, if indeed i -n. Thus to idle ' . '.!'.! e 1 imp, but to a; ; Hands. And 'e i t his most pleas ,iy build herself a In the midst, of thi bi-ivin she m iy iov- n,l 1 .ho i -ten to the; mur never dreamed r lit",! ;ht bt' produce its fuiJ ISLAM'S GREAT WOMEN. Moslem Women Who Compare Favorably with Europeans. finding in a flash of recognition that you have discovered for yourself some truth you have heard all yout life and never fully comprehended. If only the fevered, hurrying world would slop to think. If only the youth of tlte day were trained in the lost art of reason- icgl" How People Hie. A French medical journal, quoted In the London News, has arrived at the conclusion that the annual mortality of the entire human race amounts, rough ly speaking, to 3,000,000 persons. This, It is observed, implies that the average deaths per day are over 1)1,000, being at the rate of 3,730 an hour. The notion of 02 people dying every minute of the day and night all the year round pre sents our death statistics perhaps in the most lugubrious aspect that is possible. Pursuing his cheerful researches this authority finds that a fourth of the race die before completing their Sth year and one-half before the end of the 17th year; but tho average duration of life Is nevertheless about 38 years. Further Tbe only Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. No Ammonia; No Alum. Used ia Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard. In the early centuries of Islam, he has ascertained that centenarians almost until tbe extinction of the Sara- are so rare that not more than one per aenic empire in the east, says the ton in a hundred thousand attain this Nineteenth Century, women continued patriarchal age. . ,