NOTICE TO AI'VKHTIEKH. pKOSK dcRiiing Hit- intiEi.tu of Ulnplay arid., I or I'tiauifu of sail!,), tuul got their cony lu -ot Inter than Monday ev.:iiin for Tuenlay'a M.Mmi.nr Ti'riwlHV ovcniue for Friday eili- Null. TlIK I'ATTKKSON i'U UI,IfH I Nt ('(. notwk. ! 1. The turn of tlve cents per line will be 1 charged for "ntrili 01 thHiifcrV'' ''ivsoluttonit of ; reue!t," liata of wedtliiii pnwfiita and 1oi:om, ancf obituary not ices, loiluir thai ttn the e-Jit-or shall hinmelf give n a matter of new -t.) and j uuticeaof Hptiuial mwjtiiiKS ff whatever piirpfMU!. i 2. Notices of church and Buciuty ana Kllotlitr i MiitvrtainmeuU from which ruveum- it- to lele- i rived, Hhall be chanced for at iho raiu of f.ve Cntn a line. Theu rules will bv strictly atil.jr (Hl to in every instance. AdvurtUliiK rates reasonable and made known upon application. We hold each and every cor renpo lit lent re ttpoiiHible for his or her communication. No correspondence will be published unletm the writer a real name in signed as an evidence of good taiili. "1 P. F1HHKK, NKWHPAI'KK ADVERT. I J. iiiR Agent, 21 Merchants Exchange, 8uu Francisco, is our authorized agent. This paper 1b kept on tile In hisodiee. TIME TABLE. Ktne (or lltmliniiu, Monument, Lone Crock, John Day and Canyon City, leaven au follows : Every day at ti a. nt., except Humlny. Arrives every day atti p. ui., except Monday. 'Hie cheapest, quickest and beat line to or from the interior country. ' J. a. DKLKVAN, Prop. W. A. Johnston, AKcnt. Give your buxine&t to Ueppner people, and therefore ansist to build up llepp ner. Patronize those who patronize you. Here and There. Hood's Pilla cure biliousness. Billy llouglass and wife, are in the oily. Teachers' examination begins tomor row. H Tash was in from Hardman Satur day. JoeLuckman waa Id from Lend yester day. Miss Lillian Rhea departed Saturday for Fossil . Felix Jobnaon was on our street; yesterday. Chas, Frey, Hardman's attorney, was in yesteiday. T. J. Allyn and wife were np from loue yesterday. Tbe travel on the Heppner branch is (low very light. A colored woman aged 105 years died in Portland last week. E. P. Voruz bus been commissioned as notory public for Oregon. We will take wheat on subscription nt 60 oeuts per bushel. J. W.Saliug and CIihs. Ingrabam were in yesiteday from Eight Mile. J.J. Stewart, an old-time travering rutin, was in our city last evening. Frank McFiirlund made a business trip to tight Mile seotiou last Saturday. All miseiable sufferers with dyspepsia can be cured by Simmons Liver Regu lator. The assignee, Geo. Oonser, now has charge of the C. 8. Van Duyii stock of goods. J. D. Hamilton returned fr m bis trip below Sunday, coming by private con veyance. Warren and Albert Carsuer were over from Wagner last Saturday for wiuter supplies. The eight o'clock, p. m., ordinance, re luting to miuors, will be absolutely en forced. Facts speak louder than words. Sim mons Liver Regulator doe cure bowel dmorder. Abe Spray is again a residatit of Heppner. He moved ovrr from Wagner last week. Mrs. Geo Couser went out Sunday to rem ii in a few days with her parents on illiea creek. L. D. Bnyed, who has been building county bridges for several weeks past, returned Saturday. C.S. Van Duyn and dauglier Edna, are s sending a few days with Mr. Van Duyn's parents atCoburg. The Keeley Institute, at Forest Grove cures liquor, opium, morphine, oocaiue and tobacco habit. See ad. Every man who takes any interest in fast stock should subscribe for Tbe Horseman. Gazette shop, agents. The Gazette will take oounty scrip at (ace oil subscription, and pay balance of same in cash at highest market prioe. 7-60 While sawing wood last week, . Rip Van Winkle broke his Bteam saw. How ever, has bad it repaired, and is again ready for orders. We remind you that an assignee's auction sale will ooonr at Hardman, on the afternoon of Saturday, Nov. 11 tb and 18th. 7tt Green Mathews' the barber, is now lo oated next door to tbe furniture store on Main street. Shaves, shampoos, hair cuts and the like aways on tup. Jas. Wyland wbb down from the Hard man seotiouSaturday. A pel i lion for his appointment as scb inspector, for tbe next term beginning Maroh 1894, is be ing circulated. Suuday last, Mrs. J. D. Hamilton, and Miss Ellen Oabtree, visited their parents ou Claik'e oanyou. Their sister, Miss Mabel returned with tbem ou Sun day evening. Waldron Rhea and Chas. Sheldon re turned home Saturday from Pendleton where tbey bad assisted T. A. Khea in tbe delivery of a large shipment of Gram Oounty oattle. Gid Halt has purchased Hiok Math ews' interest id the City Hotel barber bop. Shaves, shampoos, bair-oute, etc., dished up in the beet of style. Baths for tbe millions. Don't overlook J. B. Tedrowe at the Aroade when thirsty. Half and half and fresh beer always on tap. Also a fine stook of liquors and cigars always on hand. Give Ted a oall. It parents will drop around at the right time they might rind their sous en oanA in nlaviua uoker. The engine house and vacant barns, as well as other places, mike good rendezvous. The Eastern Oregon insane asylum will probably be looated today. A tele gram in support of Heppner as a point for tbe location of the same was forward ed yesterday by Henry Heppner snd others. MoAtee Bros., having reopened the Palace bar, kindly ask for a continu ance of their former patronage, This is by nil odds the finest bar in HeppDer. Tbe boys keep a good stock. Oall on tbem. Henry Blackwell got in from Long Creek lust evening. From Hjnry we learn that it is a mistake about Johnny flrisman being arrested as one of tbe parses who furnlsnea tools lo pnsouers in jail at Canyon City, to assist them to escape. Indictments wera found in Union oounty against H. 0. Ootner, John Green, Sr., Frauk Nessly. Chas. A. Fitch, W. H. Murray, Joe Troesdall, J. B. Brower. Chas, Staoey. L. Oldenberg, Cbas. Ladd, W. G MoLellan, "Alpha bet" Burob, and Edward Meith, ou ac count of Chinese troubles over at La Grande. If a certain veterinary surgeon, who is at present, or was a short time ago, lo cated at Athens, doaen't want a cartload of -'dor ioks" to full over his way be had better begin to Bqnare up with bis Hepp ner creditors. The Gazette is one of tbem. We pity an nntortunate but bate a bilk. Ed. Smith has returned from the main line to take obarge of the branch again. A crew of Chinamen are expected shortly. Looks as though the Union Pacific ought to afford white men altogether for I hut branch of work. The Heppner Flonring Mills are sell ing Hour to the retail or wholesale trade at tia cents sing e sack; $'2.50 per barrel, oash, any quantity. Guaranteed equal to the best. 74-tf Gid Hatt has disposed of the City barber shop, both room and fixtures to Hick Mathews. However, Gid will con tinue to preside over a chair in the shop. Sam Kinsman delivered 10 carloads of oattle to Hunk Putman today. They will he shipped the to Union Meat Co., at Troutdnle, tomorrow. It is reported that a mass meeting nt Lexington lust Saturday adopted simi lar resolutions to those of the Hardman meeting. Quite a large crowd was in attendance at the firemau's dunce last Saturday eve. It was indeed a pleasant and orderly affair. liilly Potter has moved his hardware and tin stook in tbe rear of The Mo Farland Mercantile Co.'s plaoe of bosi. ness. Mux M. Sbillock, of Portland, son in law of Mr. and Mrs H. 1). Godley, is convalescing from a three weeks' illness. H. C. Godley returned from Portland Saturday evening. Mr. Godley expect lo move to Portland in tbe near future. The Heppner mill is unable to make flour fast enought to meet demands. Its cheapness is what catches the people. John Ambrose came in from Long Creek Saturday. He report his teams on tbe way for supplies and frieght. Assignee's aucti n Bale at store of Cox Bros.. Hardman, on tbe afternoon of Saturday, Nov. 11th and 18th. 7tf As we go to press we learn of the death of Miss Nettie Starkey, Bister of Mrs. Ed. Gleason. The Heppner-Canyon stage Hue is the best, cheapest and quickest to the in Cocnoiii Mkktino. A. regular session of the counoil was held last evening, Mayor S uioub presiding, all oounoilmen present Minutes of last regular snd special meetings read and approved. Bills allowed: W. P. Sorivner, 50c; Mofarlaud Mercantile Co.; 87 25; J. W. Cowius, $7 50; F. J. Hallook, 834 60 -..Letters from A. G. Long to O. E. Farnsworth regarding purchases of tire apparatus, read and placed on tile; no action Action of counoil regarding extension of gut ters rescinded owing to want of lumber. Oidinauces Nes. 6,9, 10, 11 and 12 read third time by seotiou and regularly passed Letter regardiug conditions for new insurance rating read and deferred for the present by motico. . . Mutter of use of obscene and profane language by the boys and youths of tbe to wn, in the presence of small obildren of both sexes, ordered stopped by arreBt and c invictiou of offanders without re gard to age or sex. The ordinance in reference to this offense will be rigidly enforced. Recorder iustruoted to make a new ordinance on liquor licenses, an I present it at next meeting for adoption ....Council adjourn ed. Don't Want It The supreme court, in passing upou the soldiers' home case, has given a deoision that is entirely satisfactory to Snlemites, and of course it is satisfactory to our friends at Rose burg, who will get the home looated there, unless a new suit is instituted Betting forth facts that will bring the matter squarely before tbe court. Tbe people of Salem are not greatly inter ested as to where this particular state institution is looated, and there are quite a number who would rather not havd it here. Salem Democrat. It was this injunction suit that stopped the location of tbe branch asylum, for if tbe ome could not be looated at a point away from the capiiol, there was no use of selecting a location for the branch asylum. But now that tbe injunction suit has beeu set aside tbe board will consider the location at its meeting today. Every competitive point wonld be glad lo bear of its location, even though tbey should n it get it. Tbe Branch Asylum Since tbe re- oeut decision in tbe soldiers' borne oase by tbe supreme oourt wbereby the injunction graLted by Judge Geo. H. Burnett of tbe district oourt was an nulled, the question has been asked as to the status of the location of the branch insane asylum in Eastern Oregon. Members of the asylum board yesterday staled that tbe matter would oome np for consideration at tbe meetiug on Tues day (today) next. Tbe question of prooeeding with tbe location has been partially discussed by the board but no definite aotion haa been taken Or will be until tbe foregoing date. Salem Statesman. Political Talk. The politioal chariot wheels are begining to rumble a little in this county. Jay P. Lucas seems to be tbe chnioe for clerk if be will accept. Judge Ma iner is favorably spoken of for representative and Val Wheeler for assessor. A. A. Jayne is very favorably mentioned for prosecut ing attorney of this district. From our knowledge of him as a man and attorney, we consider him in every way qualified Arlington Record. AttorneT Moobb's Arrest. Attorney Moore, of Prioeville, has been arrested by Deputy, 0. 8. Marshal Geo. Humphrey. Of this the Prioeville News saya: "We have been unable to learn the real nature of the indictment found against Mr. Moore by the United States grand jury; but rumor has it that he baa charged more than hia lawful feea aa aoting at torney for pensioners, and that he baa nulawfullv retained moneys in his hands hat .honlrl have beeu paid over to bis olienis, eto. The srrest which follower? tue indictment was a very gret aurpnse to us, as it oertainly was to mmy others of his friends, if, indeed, it was not also ; to himself." Hood'sJDures Saved My Wife's Life Weakness, Nervousness, Rheum. Salt John W. Jones Kalama, Wash. 41 Of my own free will and accord, unbiased by anyone, and wishing only to do good to the a (11 ic ted, I wish to tell of the good qualities at Hood's Sarsaparilla and Hood's Fills. I think there are no nwdU'inM equal to them, and have f -roved their mrit by experience In my owu amily. My wife, lincliol, has been anltaled with weakness, nervousness, and salt rheum. 1 spent nearly all It. at 1 luul of this world's goods for doctor's hills and medicine until we decided to try Hood's Snrsaparllla. It undoubtedly Saved My Wife From the Crave. The Bait rheum has entirely healed and she Is retored i good henhh. I have many fiicmls and roliUivcs hi the east who will be glad to know that Hood's Sarsaparilla Has cured my wife." John W. Jones, Kalama, Wash. Get HOOD'S HOOO'8 PlLLS are the best after-dinner Pills, utt digestion, cure headache. Try box. 8ftc Hair Death fm imtantly removes and forever deatroyti 06- W jeetionabte hair, whether upon hands, ace, m! fii arms or neck, without discoloration or iv- ys & jury to the moat delicate skin. It was f or 1? s titty yean the secret formula of Erasmus m M Wilson, acknowledged by physicians as m M the highest authority ai.d the most eml- m ffl uent dermatologist and hair specialist st that ever lived. During his practice of M m a life-time among the nobility and aris- ijs m tocraoy of Europe he precribed this rec- gj ml ipe. Price 91 by mail, securely packed, j Correspondence confidential. Bole Afc'e-hts ag jK for America. Address. M Ibe Mfookum 1UI Hair brower lo. jDept. R., 57 South' Filth Avenue, ji DisQBAOKFtJii PaooBBoiNas. It has been brought to the notioe of the city authorities that the boys of our town, or, at leaM, a considerable portion of them, indulge in the most obaoene and profane language possible right in tbe presence of little girls and others. Some of the lads are well up in years and know better. It is a faot that both boys and girls often, and in the beariug of older persons, use language that would put tbe deyil to shams. Our principal, Prof. Wier, is endeavor ing to stop this, and will do it so tar as his authority goes, but that is only six hours of the day. Parents should take this matter in band, for it is beoomiog absolutely disgraoetul. With their assistance together with what will oome from the town authorities and our school, a reformation ought to be ac complished. Large boys, and even some of tbe opposite Bex of oo isiderable years down, ought to have some respeot for themselves, if not for otbeis. It ought not be necessary to rule this olass of young people like little children. And we will say, too, that many children get out of evenings on the excuse that they go to tbe reading ro.im. Most of them fail to reaob there. Better draw the reins a little tighter now and save trouble in after years. Town Legislation A new liquor oruinance is being considered at tbe bands of the oounoil. It will probably provide for the issuing of licenses quarterly for 8100) payable in advance. This will do away with tba bund nui sance. Tbe ordinance making the owner of a bouse whiob is used for immoral purposes as liable as tbe in mates has been passed. Tbe one punish ing minors for frequenting saloons will become a law shortly. Heretofore the saloon-keepers were cinched while the minor went "Scjtt" tree; the new ordi nance holds both liable. The ordinanoe relating to tbe use of profane and ob scene lauguage on tlu streets has been legalized aud will be rigidly enforced. An Ixtrrestinci Sbrviob. Last Sun dav evening the W. C. T. U. held a gos pel t 'mperance meeting at the M. K ohurch, 8 iuth. The exercises were of a literary nature snd were very interesting. The declamations, songs and esays were all oomplimented as being very ap propriate and well rendered. Tbe fol lowing is the prograine: Song by choir; soripture reading, Rev, Atkins; prayer, Rev. Bramble! ; song by choir; address, Rev. Adkins; instrumental niusio, Mr. and Miss Hart; vocal duet, Mrs. H. Mc Farland and Miss Godley; recitations, Blauch MoNay and Elua Loouey; essay, Mrs. Godley; song by oholr; recitation, Ralph Thompson; select reading, Mrs Kelly; song by choir. Thb Best Plasters. Dampen a pieoe of flannel with Chairfberiain's Pain Balm and bind it over tbe seat of pain. It is better than any plaster Wbeu the lungs are aore such an appli cation on tbe chest and another on tbe back, between the shoulder blades, will often prevent pneumonia. There is nothing so good for a lame back or pain in tbe side. A Bore throat can nearly always be cured in one night applying a flannel bandage dampened witb Pain Balm. 50 oents a bottle, for Bale by Slooum-JobDaon Drag Co. Reading) Kooil Supp eb. On last Friday evening the ladies of the W. C. T. V., for the benefit of the reading room, gave a supper at 10 cents a bead realizing tbe sum of $9 from same. From this it oan be seen it was well patronized, no less tban 90 eraoni I giving aid in a finaooial way. I -mi A.T IN- McFarland Mercantile Co. Heppner, Oregon. Now is tbe time to make your money oount. Our whole stock of I'rv () oils, Cloth ing, Boots, Shoes, Hats, fancy Qoods, Qloves, etc., etc., will lie sold at wholesale prices for cash. Having Quit the Credit System, We are ofl'aring goods lower than ever before known in Oregon. This is NO BAIT on a few lines. Our WHOLE STOOK goes at such reduced figures that tbe per son needing supplies for caah can be made bappy. If yon wish to save your money send in orders by mail or call in person. We are giving discounts ou per oent. off. Pry Goods, Clothiug, eto 26 to 33 Men's and Boys' Hats 30 Women's and Children's Shoes,25 to 30 Men's Sboes 20 to 30 Cotton Ginghams, Sheetings and Domestios 20 All grooeries at lowest wholesale rates. Country orders solicited, cash orders. Shipments of wool reoeived as cash. Very Respeotfully, MoFARLAND MERCANTILE CO H. A. Thompson A. B. THOMPSON & BINNS, PROPRIETORS The Heppner toy, Feed and Sa Below Coffin & McFarlaud's, Main Street. Good Conveyance for Traveling Men. Teams to bay per day, 75 ots. Hay and grain per day, $1.25. Meals 25 cts. at C. C. Sargeant's, next door to Feed Stable. Grain and baled hay always on band. FREE CAMP HOUSE FOR TEAMSTERS. Rip's Wood Yakb. The Heppner wood yard, under the management of Rip Van Winkle, is prepared to deliver wood at your residenoe, sawed or un- sawed. Wood sawed and delivered at $7.00 per oord. Wood sawed twice in two, 75 cts. per oord; tliree.timea, 81.00. Yard near tbe depot. Leave orders at Sloan & Howard's. 4-tf. Mditials. On last Sunday at tbe res idence of the bride's parents, Mr. and Mrs. R. J. Hill, of Lexington, occurred the marriage of Mr. Cbas. Johnson and Miss Belle Hill, Rev. Dennisoo officiat ing. A few friends of the commoting parties were present. All join in best wishes to tbe newly wedded pair. Shoemaker. Ed. Birbeok, a shoemak er and repairer of many years' experi ence, has just looated in the Abraham-siop- building, on May street, where be is prepared to do eveiy thing in his line. Mr. Birbeck is strictly a first-class work man and warrants all work. Give him a oall. 14wtf - Land Fob Sale. 480 acres over in Wilson prairie. A good stock ranoh and will be sold cheap. Call at Gazette office for particulars and terms. tf. 810 and $20, Genuine Confederate (Bills only five oents each; $50 and 8100 bills 10 cents eaoh; 25o and 50o sbinplasters 10 cents eaoh; 81 and $2 bills 25 oeuts each. Sent securely seal ed on reoeipt of prioe. Address, Cbas. D. Barker, 90 S. Forsyth St., Atlanta, Ga. CLEVELAND'S DAY. The president on tbe 3rd inst., Issued the following thanksgiving proclamation: "While t e American people should every day remember witb praise and thanksgiving tbe divine goodness and mercy whiob have followed them since theirbeginniug as a nation, it is fitted that one day in eaoh year should be es pecially devoted to a contemplation of the blessings we have received from the bands of God, and to a grate ful acknowledgement of hia loving kindness ; therefore, I, Grover Cleve land, president of the United States, do hereby dtsiguate and set apart Thursday tbe 30th day of the present month cf No vember, as a day of thanksgiving and praise, to be kept and observed by all people in our land. On that day let us forego our ordinary work and employ ments and assemble in oar usual lxoe of worship, where we may rtcalfnll that God has done for us, and where, from grat ful hearts onr united tribute of praise and song may reach the throne of grace. Let tbe union of kindred and the aocial meeting of friends lend cheer and enjoy ment to duty, and let generous gifts of charity for the relief of the poor and needy prove the sincerity of our thanksgiving." ADDITIONAL, LOCALS. "Hardware" did yon say? Why, yes at P. O. Thompson & Cn.'s stand, and the plaoe for bargains. a Tbe Palaoe is the leading hotel in the oity. Well furnished rooms witb plenty of light are provided for everyone, a Borg, the jeweler, is tbe man to fix up your watch or clock, ue keeps a run stock of everything pertaining to his business f M. Lichtenthal & Co.'s new stook of splendid, summer botton and tie special ties in the shoe line are attracting mark ed attention. a It yon want to buy groceries, and bread stuff cheap, go to the Enterpiiae Groceiy. Kirk & Ruhl, proprietors, a MOVING PLANTS. interesting Farts Ahout the MysUrtona Oricaulmnn Culled Bacteria. Bacteria are not insects or "bugs," lays the Popular Science News, but plants. They have, however, the power of spontaneous motion. Like other living things they take in matter and potential energy and give off matter and manifest energy. In common with all vegetables not possessing chlorophyll they require organic food for the maintenance of life, but they can subsist upon food that contains no proteid, being able to take nitrogen and sulphur from inorganic sources and carbon from orgnnic sources, and with water they build up proteid material. They share resplra- per cent. off. Hosiery 30 Men's Overshirts sod Furnish ing Goods 30 Hardware 20 to 23 Saddle, Harness, Stoves and Tinware 20 to 30 with e we. tion in common vitli an living tmngs, taking in oxygon and giving oft carbon dioxide. Certain bacteria, however, do not require free oxygen, being able to unlock it from tho substances in which they exist; and certain chemical pro cesses attributable to them evidently depend upon this power of unlocking oxygen from stable compounds, llac teria ere very widely distributed, being present in the atmosphere in vast num bers, and also existing in earth and water. Tbey cover the surface of our bodies and line our entire alimentary canals; fortunately, however, they are chiefly of tho benign variety, which will not thrive in living tissues hence called non-pathogenic. These micro-organisms are among the smallest objects which the microscope reveals. A very common form of bac teria is that known as the bacterium fermo, which is an elongated, rod-like cell about 1-25,000 of an inch in breadth and less than twice its breadth in length. It is non-pathogenic, easily killed by antiseptics, and is always found in putrefying- or septic fluids; hence it Is sometimes called the carrion or septic fungus. Cold (32 degrees Fahrenheit) suspends the animation of oacteria, but does not kill them; ninny withstand a much lower temperature. 1 toiling water kills many bacteria, but those that are in the condition of spores can with stand a much higher temperature or can withstand the temperature of 212 degrees Fahrenheit for a much longer time than can the mature bacterium. In general terms extremes of heat have a more destructive action to bacteria than extremes of cold. Heat without moisture does not necessarily destroy the lives of all ba"cteria, but renders tome simply inactive. A SHARP "REASONER. How Cucle Silas Renka Slung: " Lav AU Over an Attorney. C Silas Henks called on a lawyer. In stat ing the object of his visit no 'said: "Some time ergo, shortly alter I come ter dis town, I tuck up bo'd wid Mi7 Hempsy, erwidder lady. I wa'n't doin no work at dat time, an' I didn' pay ur reg'lar, an' attor while do fack como te my knowledge dat I owed de lady fifty dollars. She come tor mo an' said dat of I didn' git her de monoy at once suthin' would happen, an' thinkin' da' it would be better ef suthin' did happen, I drappod on my knees, so ter speak, an' tole de lady dat I lubed her, an' then axed her ter be my wife, fche 'greed ter de propereition, an' we vraz married, an I 'gratulated myse'f dat one debt wuz settled, anyhow. Wall, whut do you reckon has come tor pass now?" 'You want a divorce now, I suppose," the lawyer answered. "Oh, no, sah; ain't been thinkin erbout no divo'ce. Do case now Stan's dis way now, sah. Ez I tolls you, when I married do lady I didn't hab nuthin'. Wall, I got a sort o' er start attor I wuz married, an' It wa'n't er groat w'lle till I wuz wuth a putty av'age sort er cow, er chunk o' er boss, er dray an' er fow dollars In money, but, sab, whut has come tor pass? My wife looks wld or jealous eye on my property." "Poea what?" "Looks wid er jealous eye, sah; wants me tor pay dat blamed boa'd bill." "Well, why don't you pay her?" "I doan' feel like pay in' hor, an' I ban come tor ax of you will sort o' gin mo some advice." "If you owe her, pay hor. That's the only way I see out of It." "Ah, hah, but hoi' on er minit. 1 owed Mlz Hempsy, an' now Miz Henks wants de money. 1 doan owe Mlz Henks. J neber boa'ded wid hor; I libs wid her. Now, ef Miz lfompsy wants do money, all right, but dar ain't no Miz Hempsy. Haw, hawl" he laughed. "Didn't know I wuz sich er lawyer ez dis yore. White pusson, git citcn de way. I ken fling law all ober you." Arkansaw Traveler. Nfw BuHlneitH for the l'iHtii'i.li-r. The people who want soiiKthiui,' for nothing are v. ry ( lively related to the people who are a I ways trying to send strangers on r tran-re errands for them. There is a woman liviii;,' in Chicago, says the Hnlfalo Kx press, who has a husband enniged in some sort of busi ness in Unfrrilo, and, of course, the pool wife wants to know how he Is behaving himself. She probably has no friendf here, or, if she had, It wouldn't be safe to ask them. So-wbat does she do but write, in a neat sftid ladylike hand, s letter to the postmaster, mid ask If he won't take a stroll down to where the other half is supposed lo be, and see how und whore he spends bis evenings. Not reei iyiii'.' a reply very promptly, ihr writes ;t',in. From all indications, lowever, hli U not likely to get kali faction from tbt source. P. g. ponro go, Llaving put their business upon a tern porary cash basis, Call Attention to the fact that Money has now a Greater Pur chasing Power than ever before known iu Heppner. We mast get our stook into money, aud profits are no object when the money come in sight. Shake your oash at us and Bee ua tumble. Ilaw THE PEOPLE OUR Not only onoe, but again and again. Tbey know that from us they always get full weight and good measure tor the least money. Why we Bell the best is ex plained. Tbe "best" brings people back, holds custom, makes us friends, and so establishes our trade. We want you to have some ot our friendly bargains in Dry Goods, Groceries, Clotbiog, Boots, Sboes, Hats, Caps, and everything kept in a well-regulated, general merchandise store. Come ' in and see us, everybody. Change of WE HAVE TAKEN CHARGE whloh we propose to conduct, in on bands at all times the choicest Meats, Sausage, Bologna, Corn ed Beef, Etc., Etc. SHAW & McCAKTY, 85-tl Proorietors. The Keeley Institute -OP- KIEK & The Mspe Bakery and Groom Store. On May Street, opposite Palaoe Hotel. STAPLE AND FANCY A full line of oboioe Pies, Cakes usually kept in a first-class bakery Btore. try them. BORG, : Out for THE C Bargains ASH in Jewelry, Cash Talks. SEE BORti, MAY HTilEET, HEPPNER, OR. ASSIGNEE'S AUCTION SASE! Tn stock of Cox Bros., Hardman, will occur Mn afternoon of Saturday, Nov. 11, and 18. Goods will be sold in quantity to suitpurchss er, for cash only. W. P. FELL, Assignee. urn I Ml HI BIH AU. Gazette Office isf atterson THE THIRSTY t. y Will Drink the Best AND NO OTHER WILL SUFFICE! No "Jim Crow" Liquor and Cigars down at Bob Kriok's Arcade saloon. Note it. The best is desirable every time. Charley Jones, day mixologist. Call. ARE COMING WAY! IltsiJIinor, Oregoiii Ownership OF THE LIBERTY MB' AT MARKET, the most satisfactory manner. Will keen For the Cure Oi Liquor, Opium and Tobacco Habits It Is located at Forest Grove, Or., 3F7ie Most Beautiful Town on the Coant, Call at the Qazkttb office for particulars, strictly confidential. Treatment private aud sur cure. RUHL, Tbey will' keepon band a full line ot Groceries and Provisions, and Bread ; in fact everything that Is They will sell obeap foi cash. Call anp sw JEWELER! Watches, Clocks, SILVERWARE, MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, Etc., Eto. Trust Busts 1'C Plenty of them at the NOTARY PUBLIC '-CONVEYANCER 0,c Robert Krick, Prop