Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, September 01, 1893, Image 1

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IHEPPNER GAZETTE.
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becrblary of Agriculture J. Uterling Murtou
State of Orngoii.
..Governor S. Pennoyer
Men.lary of State ii. W. Melliide
'J'reaBuror l'hil. Aleteeban
jujjt. fublio liiBtruction E. H. McElroy
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lotion (J. N.Dolph
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iPrinter Frank L). Baker
!F. A. Moore
VV. 1'. Lord
it. H. Hean
Seventh Judicial District.
Cwontt Judge W. L. Bradshaw
i',vB"ruting Attorney vv. a. Wilson
Morrow Comity Officials.
ii.iuiSeiiator.., Henry Blaekman
ht42rpgonta.tive, J. N. lirowu
Counti-Judtfe.,, Jnlius Keithly
' CfHnmujeiouerB Peter Brenner
.1 . H. iiMker.
(,'krk J. W.Morrow
Nhurirf (ieo. Noble.
Treasurer....,,.,,. W. J. L ezer
' AHHRHRfir K. ij. Shaw
" Surveyor.. lHa Brown
School Bup't W.L. baling
' Coroner T. W. AyerB, J r
HSPPNEU TOWN OFFICERS.
Mayot J. R. SimonB
Counetlinen 0. J. X arnsworth, JV1
liictitenthal, Otis Patterson, Julius Keithly,
W. A. Iithiihtnn. J. L. YMHirer.
Recorder A. A, Roberts.
TroaBarer E. ii. Slocum
UarBliai J. W. Rasmus.
Precinct Olltcerp.
Justice of the Peace F. J. Hallock
Constable C. W. Ryohard
United States band Officers.
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ARE YOU ANY GOOD AT PUZZLES
The genius who invented the "Fifteen" puz
zle, "Pigs in Clover," and many others, has in
vented a brand new one, which is going to be
the greatest on record. There is fun, instruc
tion and entertainment in it. The old and
learned will find ns much mystery in it as the
young and unsophisticated. Thisgreat puzzle
s the property of the New York Press Club, for
whom it was Invented by Samuel Loyd, the
great puzzlcist, to be sold for the benefit of the
movement to erect a great home for newspaper
workers in New York. Generous friends have
given $25,000 In prizes for the successful puzzle
solvers. TEN CENTS sent to the "Press Club
Building and Chrrity Fund," Temple Court,
New York City, will get you the mystery by
return mail.
Every It.ecloi- OK this
journal is invited to aid in the erection
of a great home for newspaper work
ers by sending one dime to "Press Club
Building and Charity Fund," Temple Court,
New York. You will aid a great work and re
ceive by return mail a wonderful puzzle-gatne
which amuses the young and old, bailies the
mathematicians and interests everybody. Public
spirited merchants have contributed 25,000
worth of premiums for such as can solve the
mystery. Everything from a "Knox" hat to a
"Hteinway" piano.
DID YOU TRY
"PIGS IN CLOVER"
or the "FIFTEEN PUZZLE."
Well, the man who invented them has just
completed another little playful mystery for
young and old, which is selling for TEN CENTS
for the benefit of the fund to erect a home for
newspaper workers in New York. This puzzle
li the property of the New York Press Club
and generous friends of the club have donated
over 125,000 to provide prizes for lucky people,
young or old, who solve the mj-Btery. There is
a lot of entertainment and instruction in it
Hend a dime and get the souvenir puzzle by
return mail. Address "Press Club Souvenir,"
temple Court.New York City.
COUNTY, OREGON,
Highest of all in Leavening Power.-
wd6f-
AR&QWTEDt PORE
HOLLAND WILL EXHIBIT
Influential Notherlanders Interest
ed In the World's Fair.
The Life and Surroundings of the Duter.
Peoplo to l!o Illustrated A Splendid
Representation Evpccted to
lie .Uadc.
The active participation of the linf
dom of Holland tit the worlds fair ii
now an itsstirtd fart. Hem. Walkei
Fearu, chief of the. department of for
eipn affairs, has received a letter froir
Hon. Kamnel Thayer en the subjocl
from the location of the Pnited States al
The HiiH-ue. in v.hi. li tile authorities oi
the Columbian exposition are. informed
that a royal order appeared in the of
tieial Gazette, of June 23. announcing
the appointment of the following com
mission as representative of the Nether
lands government at the Columbian ex
position: M. Jleos, J!. Ileldrinfr, (. JI
Boissevain, .Mr. Svan Citters, (. liirk
hoir, Jr. These are all men .of prom
inence and aetively interested in the
success of the exposition. An earlj
meeting of the commissioners will b
held at the L'niteJ States legation.
The Netherlands government has de
clined for years all invitations of the
character from other nations, ever
from such near neighbors as France and
lielgium, and only through the in
fluence of persistent pressure was Hol
land lmally brought to concede an ex
hibition to the
Columbian world's fair
yrhroutrh the cooperation of an or- man of Mannheim, in the grand duchy
gimizatiou composed of a number of in- ot lladen, my native place, and he
ilticntnil people in Amsterdam and showed me a number of inventions,
other parts of the kingdom a consider- among which was the bicycle,
able sum of money has been' raised to be I "The baron was a great person for in
used in the construction of a special ventions. lie spent all he had on his
building at the fair, to be built in projects, and was in very reduced cir
various styles of architecture, ancienl eumstanees. Still, he kept on with
and modern. The exhibit to be mad them,, living on but very little. His
at the Holland headquarters will be .midday meal consisted of a piece of
haractaa-istwaUy Dutch, and it is the" bread and a small bit of sausage, Pco
inteution to illustrate the life and sur- pie called him the crazy baron. Among
roundings of the Butch people. It is his inventions was a contrivance for
intended, if possible, to create a canal snufling out a candle when it burned
running through the center of the space
allotted, with ample scope for exhibit
on either side, and in connection there-
wiui a uuten dairy showing then
process of butter and cheesemaking,
together with rare specimens of Dutch
cattle, cte. The Holland commission
will make application for the necessart
space to make this exhibit, and it i;
quite inteiy mat the consul of tht ground, lie invited me to take a ride
Netherlands government at Chicagc with him. lie rode beside me on one
and one other commissioner may b and kept me from falling off the other
delegated to act for the royal commis i until I learned how to get along,
slon in this matter. While some mem "It was pretty awkward, and I re
bers of the commission are designatec ; member that I scraped the toes of my
as the committee and others commis shoes off in the course of the journey,
slons, they are all of royal appoint We rode about two English miles. The
ment and have practically the sami baron never made anything out of his
function, though the chief work of th inventions, but the government, I be
committee will be in the Netherlands Heve, gave him a little pension to keep
eany an tne leading industries an tht
kingdom of Holland have alreadj
pledged their active cooperation in th
development and maintenance of ai
adequate representation at Chicago.
EXHIBIT OF EAST INDIA.
It Promises to He it Large anil Attract It, they do, the Navajos cannot be pre
Dlsnluy. "I i.. i..,t.. ..:o ,
The East Indian exhibit is likely U bit. A writer in the Rocky Mountain
develop into a large and attractive dis News has known some very ludicrous
play. Lmted States Consul Genera things to happen when meanly mis
Ballantine at Bombay, in a recent com ehievous Americans deluded Navajos
mumeation to Director General Davis into eating either of those forbidden
shows that interest in the world's fail dishes, and sometimes there have been
is becoming very general in the larg. very serious retaliations for the ill
cities and at some of the native court! mannereil ioke. Rnbliili t, wnn,i.,.i.
of India. The native princes as weL
as opulent merchants and manufactur
ers are now fully awakened to the im
portance of a representation.
Consul General Balhmtine paid an of
ficial visit to the court of his hlo-bnou
ficial visit to the court of his highnesi
. - n
the gmcowar or maharajah of Baroda
The guicowar of llaroda is the most im
portant prince in western India. Aftei
4..1. 1.
"'"8 consul ueneral liallantini
every attention the prince confirmed hii
promise of assistance given in a pre
virtue i,il,.m. 1,., ,.,!,.:.. n .. : i
...-v.,., ,, y omo, any instructing secure the coveted prize. When Mr.
his prime minister to give every assur Tusa ventures from his bedroom deep
ance of assistance, and added that hi underground he sees a familiar image
would get an exhibit from his principal- mocking him at the front door; and
ity representing a value of certainlj when he hurries out to confront the im
not less than ten thousand rupees ant ptulent intruder, whizz! goes a chalce
probably much more. The guieowai dony tipped arrow through him, pin
added that he would possibly make thii ning him to the ground so that he can
much larger and more extensive. II ii not tumble back into his home, as h
action in this regard is most likely tc
induce other native princes to follow it
The guieowar's brother, his excellency
Sumgatra, lias already promised to vish
Chicago. With a large retinue of offl
cers and attendants he contemplate!
visiting England next year. The visil
of a native East Indian prince, sur
rounded by his oili.-ial staff and retinuf
of native assistants, would be a striking
and attractive incident of thcexpositior
period.
The official jeweler to his highness,
the maharajah of Cuteli, lias decided tc
send rare specimens of filigree gold and
silver work. The brahino samuj of In
dia in Calcutta has chosen Babu 1'. C.
Mozoomdar, and the arya sainaj of In
dia has selected Swanii lihaskaraiianc
as representatives of their Hindoo sects
to the world's religious congress to be
held at Chicago in connection with
the exposition. A Hindoo gentle
man is making arrangements for twe
hundred of his countrymen to visit tin
fair.
Reproducing; the (ii-eat Allmmbra.
Ground has been broken for the
Moorish palace to be erected in Midway
Plaisance. Considerable material is on
the ground, and the erection of the
building will proceed at once. It will
be two hundred feet mimrj, r:ti.'i al
F1UDAYL SEPTEMBER 1, 1893.
Latest U. S. Gov't Report,
The h,1n,w :' CVTd V"h Staft ging is here sliht- il hM sufficient en
Altata, ndlt Slt,, pnW dr.ven sQuth
mtL nlT K:Lr' r- , ,Iofr-:ds,and thus limit its excursions to
mn '.n , , r"il' A ,"ra'tur f the American shore. Setting out into
company holding the con,ossion, was the Atlantic from Davis strait there ,U
on he ground with . Mr Stepanny, who , however, a strong stream of Arctic
was ongimilly identified with the water, which, in part, slips under th,
scheme. Mr. Hoffmann savs that the o.,l...m . . ' ? . tM
million dollars in gold is to be the nrin.
cipul attraction in the palace. The
building will contain a restaurant
which will seat two thousand people,
and a Vienna cafe with a capacity for a
thousand guests. The Probst Construc
tion Company will erect the buildirxr.
of which Mr. August Fiedler, consult-
; , . , '
ing architect for the German emDirn. U
the rcl,ltof ' ' -
Kncklen s Arnica Salve.
The best sulve in the world for cnte
bruises, pores, nlcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, t. iter, chapped bands, chilblains
oorns nnd all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, nr no pay required. It
is nuarnnteed to give perlect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by Sloonm-Johnson Drug
Company.
BICYCLES SIXTY YEARS AGO.
they Were Invented by a Gorman Baron
Who Called Them "Tresinas."
Cyclers will be interested in this talk
from the Baltimore Sun: "It wa
about the year 1837," said William
Boucher, Jr., one of our oMlest and
best-known citizens, recently, "that I
visited Baron von Tresel. a noor noble-
down to the danger line.
! "This was for the benefit of folks
who read in bed. But the bicycle was
tne principal thing. The wheels were
of equal size, but had no pedals. The
seat rose up from the middle and could
be regulated like a piano stool. You
sat on that seat and propelled the ma-
chine' by striking the feet acainst the
nim irom want, lie called his bicycl
invention the 'tresina.'
HUNTING THE PRAIRIE DOG.
(favujo Indians I.uro Thorn from Thel
ISurrows with Mirrors.
living almost wholly on game
ly numerous in the Navajo country, be
ing molested only by feathered and
four-footed enemies; but the Indian
who would light to death sooner than
tOtlell a llelieioilS Villtldf utir iu ,rr.t.A-
ilv fond of the f.-it. ami n,,.,!,,,.' rai,i
i .... ... . 'I
.'j mv; mi ttnu iU
dog. That whole regio
"dog towns," and they t
besieged by their swar
ion abounds in
are frequently
Navajo will stick a bit of mirror in the
entrance of a burrow and lie behind
the little mound all day if need be to
. .
has a wonderful faculty for doing even
in death, or n rl.-irlr bund ,lriB frnm Ko.
hind like lightning, seizes his chunky
neck safely beyond the reach of his
chisel-shaped teet, and breaks his spine
with, one swift snap. .
. .i.-iti
A Scythe as Old as Moses.
" An Egyptian scythe, dug up on thf
banks of the Nile in 18110, is exhibited
among the antiquities in the private
museum of Flanders l'etrie, London.
The shaft of the instrument is of wood
set with a row of tine flint saws, which
are securely cemented in a groove.
This discovery answers the oft-asked
question: How did the stone age man
harvest his crops?
Sleeping on Stones.
The Russian likes no sleeping plaot
so well as the top of a big soapstoni
stove in his domicile. Crawling out oi
this blistering bed in the morning h
likes to take a plunge in a cold stream,
even if he has to break the ice to get
into it.
The general merchandise establish
ment formerly owned by Collin & McFar
land, bus lately chnnged hands, now be
in under the control and management
(if Tbe MoFnrland Meroanlile Companv,
which continues biisioess at the old stand
with a larger "took than ever. s
THE GREAT OCEAN CURRENTS
" Singular Facts About These Llttla
h. Understood StrnRma.
f All the superficial parts of the west
ern Atlantic, except the portion of it
area next the coast of America, are per
vaded by a slow movement which setf
the water toward the poles, says Prof.
N. S. Shaler in Scribner's. This current
is due to the Gulf stream, which, emerg
ing from the tropics as a deep, narrow,
swift moving tide, skirts the southern
coast of the United Statos, grad uallj
widens like an opened fan, dimini shin'f
in depth and losing its velocity a s i
comes toward the Arctic circle. Al
though the speed of its
the surface of the sea next the Lnhra.
dor coast. In the southward-setting
current the floe-ice drifts with a speed
of about a mile an hour down the Amer
ican shore until it attains the mouth of
the St. Lawrence. The Labrador cur
rent, as this southward-moving water is
called, would, but for certain accidents
vuulu, Huum, uui ior certain accidents
f x... i u,'uu,:u"1
, s"-6'i"'i "u uus uoe-ice mucft
farther to the southward than it now
does. If Newfoundland and Nova
Scotia should disappear, so that there
could be a nearly straight shore from
Greenland to Massachusetts bay, it is
likely that these floes would in large
quantities attain to the coast of New
England, and give to the shore lands of
that part of the continent the subarctic
and inhospitable climate of the islands
of the eastern St. Lawrence. This
shore-current bears few true icebergs
with the floe-ice, for the reason that
these greater ice-islands are formed to
gether on the Greenland shores, and.
pressed to the eastward by the prevail
ing winds, do not come into that super
ficial, shore-skirting. Labrador current.
THE WESTERN PKDAOOUUE.
We are in receipt of the May number
of our stBle Bchool paper. It exceed
any of the former numbers it value.
Tbe paper this month contains many
new and valuable features. The illus
trated series on the schools of the state
is introduced by a paper on tbe Friends
Polyteohnic Institute at Salem, Oregon.
These papers oannot fail to be of great
value both to the schools sod to the
public
lucre are also several fine articles
by our best writers and the departments
"Current Events,""Saturday Thoughts,"
"Educational News" "Tbe Oracle
Answers, Correspondents," etc., each
contain much valuable reading for
teacners or parents. The magazine
urn, uuu uu pages oi matter, well
. ...
pimieu ami arranged, we pronounce
the Western Pedagogue the best educa
tional monthly on the coast.
Everyone of our readers should have
the paper if they are at all interested
iu education. No teacher school direo
tor or student can get along well with
out it. We will receive subscriptions
at this office. Price only $1.00 a year.
When desired we will send the Western
Pedagogue and (lazette one year to one
address for $3.00. Call and examine
sample oopies, Teaohers, direotors and
parents, now is the time to subscribe, tf
PRIZES ON PATENTS.
How to Get Twenty-five Hundred
Dollars for Nothing.
The Winner has a clear Cift of a Smal
Fortune, and the Losers Have Patents
that may Bring them in Still More.
Would you like to make twenty-five hundred
dollars? If you would, read carefullv what
follows and you may see a way to do it.
Ihe Press Claims Company devotes much
attention to patents. It has handled thousands
of applications for inventions, but it would
like to handle thousands more. There Is plenty
of Inventive tallent at large In this country
needing nothing but encouragement to produce
practical results. That encouragement the Press
Claims Company propose to give.
NOT SO IIAIIU AS I rsi:i:viN.
A patent strikes most people as an appalling
ly formidable thing. The idea Is that an In
ventor must be a natural genius, like Edison or
Bell; that he must devote years to delving In
complicated mechanical problems and that he
must spend a fortune on delicate experiments
before lie cun get a new device to a patentable
degree of perfection. This delusion the com
pany desires to dispel. It desires to get into
the head of the public a clear comprehension
of the fact that if Is not the great, complex, and
expensive In venliuus that bring the best returns
to their authors, but the little, simple, and
cheap ones the things that seem so absurdly
trivial that the average citizen would feci
somewhat ashamed of bringing them to the
atli-nllon of the Patent Otlicc.
Edison says that the profits he has received
li-oni the patents on all his marvelous Inven
tions have not been nillicient lo pay the cost
of his experiments, lint the mull who con
ceived the idea of fastening a bit of rubber
cord to a child's bull, so that It would come
back to the band when thrown, made a fortune
out of his scheme. The modem sewing-machine
is a miracle of ingenuity the product
of the toll ot hundreds of busv brains through
a handled anil lifty years, but the whole bril
liant result rests upon Hie simple device of
putting the eye of the needle at tlm uilm i.
stead of at the oilier end.
DPRICE'S
i.e omy rure t.ream of Tartar Powder-No Ammonia; No Alum.
Used in Million of Homes 40 Years the Standard.
An advertisement, iayi Printers' Ink, to
bear fruit in one night You can't eat
enough in a week to lait you a year, and
you can't advertise on that plan either.
Those who advertise once in three months
forget that moat folks cannot remember any
thing longer than seven days.
. ,- ' WEEKLY KO.MS. I
I SEMI WEiKLY NO. 158.
THE LITTLE THI.WS THE
MONT
VAMAHLE.
Comparatively few people regard themselves
as inventors, but almost every body has been
struck, at one time or another, with ideas that
seem calculated to reduce some of the little
frictions of life. Usually such ideal are di.
missed without further thought.
"Why don't the railroad company make its ca r
windows so that they can be slid up and down
without breaking the passengers' back?" ex
claims the traveler. "If I were running the
road I would make them In such a way."
"What was the man who made the saucepan
thinking of?" grumbles the cook. "Ha never
had to work over a stove, or he would have
known how Bought to have been fixed."
"Bang such a collar button!" growls a man
who is late;for .breakfast. "If I were in the
business I'd make buttons that wouldn't slip
out, or break oil', or gouge out the back of my
neck
And the various sufferers forgot about their
grievances and began to think of something
else. If they would set down the nn r.,.
venlent opportunity, put their ideas about car
windows, saucepans and collar buttons Into
practical shape, and then apply for patents,
they might find themselves as iodependently
wealthy as the man who invented the iron
umbrella ring, or the one who nuient.H
the fifteen puzzle.
A TEMPTING Ot'FEK.
To induce the people to keep track of their
bright ideas and see what there in them, the
Press Claims Company has resolved to offer a
irlze.
To Ihe person who submits to it
the simplest and most promising;
invention, from a commercial
point of view, the company will
g-ive (went) -live hundred dollars
iu cash, in addition lo refunding;
the fees for securing; a patent.
It will also advertise Ihe inveu.
tion free of charg-e.
This offer Is subject to the following condi
tions: Every competitor must obtain a patent '.for
his Invention through.the company. He must
flrstapply for a preliminary search, the cost of
which will be fivo dollars. Should this
seach show his invention to be unpatentable,
he can withdraw without further expense.
Otherwise he will be expected to complete his
application and take out a patent In the regu
lar way. The total expense, including the
Government and Bureau fees, will be seventy
dollars. For this, whether he secures a prize
or not, the inventor will have a patent that
ought to be a valuable property to him. The
prize will be awarded by a jury consisting of
three reputable patent attorneys of Washihg
ton. Intended competitors should fill out the
following blank, and forward It with their
applicatien:
"I submit the within described Invention In
competition for the Twenty-five hundred Dollar
Prize offered by the Press CI? ' 'pany."
NO BLANKS IN THIS COMPETIOM.
This is a competition of rather an unusal na
ture. It is common to offer prizes for the best
story, or picture, or architectural plan, all the
competitors risking the loss of their labor and
the successful one merely selling bis for the
amoun of the prize. But the Press Claims
Company's offer is something- entirely differ
ent. Each person is asked merely to help him
self, and the one who helps him self to the
best advantage Is to be rewarded by doing it.
The prize Is only a stimulus to do something
that would be well worth doing without it.
The architect whose competitive plan for a
club houso on a certain comer is not occept
cd has spent his labor on something of very
ittle use to him. But the person who patents a
simple and useful device in the Press Claims
Company's competition, need not worry If be
fall to secure a prize. He has a substantial
result to show for his work one that wil
command Its value In the market at any
time.
The man who uses any article in his daily
work ought to know bettor how to improve it
than the mechanical expert who studies it
only from the theoretical point of view. Get
rid of the idea that an improvement can be too
simple to be worth patenting. The slmplerlhe
better. The person who best succeeds la
combining simplicity and popularity, will gat
the Press Claims Company's twenty-five hun
dred dollars.
The responsibility of this company may be
Judged from the fact that Its stock Is held by
about three hundred of the leading newspaperi
of the United States.
Address the Press CIhIiti. iinmn.nv
Wodderhuru, managing attorney, 618 f' street
ii. asiungiou, u. o.
. A. K. NOTICE.
We take this opportunity of informieg
our subscribers that the new commis
sioner of pensions has been appointed
He is an old soldier, and we belinv
that soldiers and their heirs will re
ceive justice at his hands. We do not
anticipate that there will be any radinal
changes in the administration of pousioa
affairs under the new regime.
We would advise, however, that D. S.
soldiers, sailors and their heirs, take
steps to make application at onee, if
they have not already done so, in order
to secure the benefit of the early filing
of their claims in case there should be
any future pension legislation. Suoh
legislation is seldom retroactive. Ihere'
fore it is of great importance that ap
plications be filed in the department at
the earliest possible dale.
If the U. B. soldiers, sailors, or their
widows, ohildren or parents desire in
formation in regard to pension matters,
they should write to the Press Claims
Company, at Washington, D. C, and
they will prepare and send the necessary
application, if they find them entitled
under the numerous laws enacted for
their benefit. Address
P11K8S CLAIMS COMPANY.
John Weddkuburn, Managing Attor
ney, Washington, D. C, P. O. Box 885
tf.