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ALL THE includes the great temperance drink I Hires BeerJ lt gives New Life to the Old Folks, Vk Pleasure to the Parents, h Health to the Children. W- aood for AU-Uood All the Time. Jf J lw A 2 5 cent package makes FiveJ U.iesureandgfJg Hijrhest of all in Leavening Power. Im Powder ABSOLUTES PURE IMMIGRANTS. The Various Employments In Which They Are Found. A New Yorker Makes Some yuer Dis coveries In Joiinieylnff Towards the faclUc Coast The Vicissi tude of Fortune. The men who are of interest in the west, and of whom most curious stories mitfht be told, are the eastern men and the Englishmen who have soupht it with capital, or who have been driven there to make their fortunes. Some one once started a somewhat unprofitable inquiry as to what became of all the lost pins. That is not nearly so curi ous, according to a writer iu Harper's Weekly, as what becomes of all the liv ing men who drop suddenly out of our acquaintanceship or our lives, and whe are not missed, but wrho are neverthe less lost. I know now what becomes of them; they all go west. I met some men here whom I was sure I had left in New York, and who told me, on the contrary, that they had been in the west for the last two years. They had once walked Fifth avenue, but they dropped out of the procession one day and no one missed them, and they are out here enjoying varying fortunes. The brakeman on a freight and passen ger train in southern Texas was a lower-class man whom I remembered at Lehigh university only as an expert fencer. The conductor on that train was from the same college town. The part owner of a ranch, whom I sup posed I had left looking over papers in the club, told me he had. not been in New York for a year, and that his partner was "Jerry" Black, who, as I trust no one has forgotten, was one of Princeton's half backs, and who should have said, had anyone asked me, was still in Pennsylvania. Another man whom I remembered as a "society" reporter on a New York paper, turned up in a white apron a waiter at a hotel m . 1 was some what embarrassed at first as to whether or not he would wish me to recognize him, but he settled my doubts by wink ing at me over his heavily-loaded tray, as much as to say it was a very good joke and that he hoped 1 was appreciat ing it to its full value. We met later in the street, and he asked me with the most faithful interest of those whose dances and dinners he had once ported, deprecated a notable scandal among the people of the four hundred, which was filling the papers at that time, and said I could hardly appreciate the pity of such a thing occurring among people of his set. Another man whom I had known very well in New York turned up in San Antonio with an entirely new name, wife and fortune, and verified the tradition which exists there that it is best before one grows to know a man too well to ask him what was his name before he came to Texas. San Antonio seemed particularly rich in histories of those who came there to change their fortunes and who had changed them most completely. The English gave the most conspicuous ex amples of these unfortunates conspic uous in the sense that their position at home had been so good and their habits of life so widely different. RELICS OF A BY-GONE AGE. The lied of u firertt Lake Found in a To ledo 1-JxciivnUou. The excavations for the foundation of tile National 1'nion building on Huron street near Adams, Toledo, bring to light the relics of a by-gone age, and furnish plenty of food for study and contemplation on the part of the geolo gist. To commence with, this is the deepest foundation ever put under a building in the city. The practice here tofore has been to level the earth off enough to make a good basement and then drive piling for the foundation stones to rest upon. In the case of the National t'nion building it was deter mined to have no pile foundation but tx: dig down into the bowels of the earth until terra firuia was found. William Spear received the contract for putting down the foundation and started a large force of men at work a few days ago on the excavation. When the Bhovelers got down :.b.mt eighteen feet below the level of the street, or about nine feet below the Kurfuee of the nat Uai earth, they slni'. k a vein of sand. 71 i?. f :und necessary to put cribbing in to keep the win-l from rushing in. After digging a few inches deeper it was found that if. was a genuine, lake of river sand and -ravel. As it was thrown out and carefully examined, it contained traces of en age of vegeta tion, anterior to the daysnf the landing of Columbus. I.:ii';.'e walnuts, butter, nuts, hickory r.-.its. :.hel!s and impres sions of water i peeiesof various kinds were found in the s.uud, also trees aud vegetable remains. Jlundrcdsof people :,uw the strange and mysterious things hidden for centu ries a few feet below the Kin-face. The opinion of all present, according to the Blade, was that old Lu':c Krie at one time rolled and tossed in all its gran deur and fury over the very :;pt whore an immense temple is about to lu erected as a mom-.ment of charity to the widows and orphans. The sand is purely lake wind and gravel and every one who has made any study of tin strata of the eartii claims that a large river or lake at one time existed over the very spot where the foundation is being nut down. The indications ar Latest U. S. Gov't Report. mat tue Ixxly of water was not a river, for the sand is too deep and compact, and resembles the bottom of the lake where sand is taken from for building purposes. Mr. Spear says that he lias put in many foundations, but never struck unythin;? like it before, it is claimed that a similar vein was struck several years ago while a sewer was being built in the rear of St. Patrick's institute, but the sewer diggers knew nothing about geology ami did not give the matter a moment's attention. Fol lowing this location it would show that all that portion of Toledo along Six teenth street, extending to the river in both directions, was at onetime the bed of Lake Erie or some other equally large body of water. TO BRING THE MOON NEARER, a Gigantic A French Savant Proposes Crystal Mirror. M. Francois Deloncle, a French savant, and deputy for the Basses Alpes, has a marvelous project in hand which he hopes to see completed in time to astonish mankind at the Paris exhibition of 1900. Though the moon is 240,000 miles distant from the earth, says the London Daily Chronicle, M. Dtiloncle thinks he can construct an ap paratus which will enable us to ex amine that luminary at very close quarters. The idea has been expounded by the author before a French scientific society, and M. Deloncle says, in sub stance, that the only obstacle to a close observation of celestial bodies is the relative imperfection of instruments, and that all that is required is an en largement and improvement of present instruments. Astronomers, says M. Deloncle, have reckoned that the image of the moon can be brought quite close to the earth by means of a crystal mirror eight meters in diameter, but which, owing to the thickness required, would weigh about eight tons. He has consulted various opticians in Paris amdthcy are prepared to execute the work before the year 1000. There remains, however, the ques tion of the structure which would be required to hold this gigantic mirror, and upon this point M. W auriee Loewy, a distinguished French astronomer, says that while in principle M. Del oncle's scheme is possible, there are enormous difficulties in the way of its realization, the chief of which, far as the exhibition is concerned, is that the apparatus must be erected on a mountain about two miles in height m order to secure the proper atmos pheric conditions. If this and other difficulties were surmounted, says M. Loewj', there would be some very re markable results, for it would be pos sible to clearly distinguish in the moon objects about the size of a four-story house. MURDEROUS INSANITY. Illusions . of Tounj and Smell Which l'rompt the Sifeerer to T.iko Life. The incipient paranoiac may hear voices about him and for a time be able to convince himself of their unreality. But sooneror laterthesc sounds become so tangible that they have the full force and import of actual voices. At first he hears them only when people are actu ally speaking, his mind merely misin terpreting what he hears. This perver sion is technically termed an illusion. But at last he hears words and sentences when no real sound comes to his ears, Ihe North American Ueview says. These are true hallucinations. Perver sions of other senses usually precede or follow this one. Illusions of touch and smell arc common. The former lead to a belief in invisible spirits that touch the body, and the latter convince the patient that attempts arc being made to poison him with noxious gases. When to this cluster of perverted sensations hallucinations of sight arc added, the galaxy is complete, and the victim moves and has his being in an ideal world peopled with odors, tastes, sounds, and sights that are shut out from the common herd. A patient who had reached this stageoutlines his own feel ings as follows: "I have gradually come to a positive assurance that the thoughts of my mind are shared by others, and that they act from that knowledge with a view of influencing me and directing my actions; that the appearances of an imate nature also correspond to my thoughts in such a way as to check and direct them; that ordinary speech and language are so perverted as to have a double meaning, the secondary sense relating to my actions or thoughts. All is so constituted as to form a distinct and new and strange world in which, however, most objects remain familiar." The general merchandise establish. meut formerly owned by Ootliu & McFar- iauu, lias lately changed bauds, now be nig nuder ttio control and management of Tho McFarland Mercantile C'ompanv, which continues business at theold stand with a larger stock than ever. a CALIFORNIA'S QUEER CAVERN- A Wonder of the Pacific (:.at Which Hal Never llevA Explored. On the north side of Table mountain and near its top is an opening in the lava that has since its early days been known as "the lion's den." It was sc named from the fact that for years it was the lair of a band of ferocious Cal ifornia lions that, when the country was largely devoted to sheep raising, j made mighty depredations upon the ttocks and caused the owners much an- noyauce and loss. VV hen pursued the animals would seek refuge in this den and no hunter would dare to enter it. The ground about the entrance was covered with the bones and remnants of sheep and other animals. With the increase of population the lions have gradually disappeared, although as late as last spring two of the animals were seen to enter the cave. Oroville Mer cury says no known niau has ever pen etrated this cave to its fullest depth. The mouth is about four or five fee high and three feet wide and the open ing descends with a sharp decline foi about two hundred feet. Further than this it has never been i-xplored. Now however, a party of young men haw made arrangements to explore it, and, if possible, penetrate to its bottom. That it is of great depth is certain, for one can stand at the opening and heav great stones down the declivity and the sound will gradually die away in the distance. T he 3'oung men have pro cured several hundred feet of ropes, torches and ladders and will thoroughly explore the cavern. What adds a peculiar interest to the expedition and gives zest to the explor. ers is the well-known fact that in the heydey of his career as a bandit Joaquin Murietta and his band of faithful fol lowers made the recesses of Table mountain the base of their operations in this section. From there they would swoop down on the miners, and then, laden with gold dust, retreat to the mountains. Search as they might, the officers could not locate the m. It has been supposed by many this same cave was where the famous outla w secreted himself. 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There are also several fine articles by our best writers and the departments "Current Events,""Saturday Thoughts," "Eduoational Newa" "The Oracle Answers, Correspondents," etc., eaob contain much valuable reading for teachers or parents. The magazine has about 60 pages of matter, well printed and arranged. We pronounoe the Western Pedagogue the best eduoa tional monthly on the coaet. Everyone of our readers should have the paper if they are at all interested in education. No teacher school direc tor or student can get aloDg well with out it. We will receive subscriptions at this office. Price only $1.00 a year. When desired we will send the Western Pedagogue and Gazette one year to one address for 83.00. Call and examine sample copies. Teaohors, direotora and parents, now is the time tn subscribe, tf PRIZES ON PATENTS. How to Get Twenty-five Hundred Dollars for Nothing, The Winner has a clear Gift of a Small Fortune, and the Losers Have Patents that may Bring them in Still More. 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The only Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. No Ammonia; No Alum. Used in Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard., THE I.ITTI.K TIIICiS THE IHOKT VALUABLE. Comparatively few people regard themselves aa Inventors, but almost every body has been struck, atone time or another, with ideas that seem calculated to reduce some of the little frictions of life. Usually such ideas are dis missed without further thought. "Why don't the railroad company make Us car windows so that they can be slid up and down without breaking the passengers' back?" ex claims the traveler. "If I were running the road I would make them in such a way." "What was the man who made the saucepan thinking of?" grumbles the cook. "He never had to work over a stove, or he would have known how it ought to have been fixed." "Hang such a collar button!" growls a man who is latelfor breakfast. "If I were in the business I'd make buttons that wouldn't slip out, or break off, or gouge out the back of my neck And the various sufferers forgot about their grievances and began to think of something else. If they would set down the next con venient opportunity, put their ideas about car windows, saucepans and collar buttons Into practical shape, and then apply for patents they might find themselves as independently wealthy as the man who invented the iron umbrella ring, or the one who patented the fifteen puzzle. A TEOIPTIBIGOI'FER. To induce the people to keep track of their bright ideas and see what there in them, the Press Claims Company has resolved to offer a prize. To tbe person who submits to It the simplest and most promising invention, from a commercial point of view, the company will Kive twenty-five hundred dollars in cash, in addition to refunding the fees for securing; a patent. It will also advertise the inven tion free of charge. This offer is subject to the following condi tions: Every competitor must obtain a patent Uor his invention through the company. He must first apply for a preliminary search, the cost of which will be live dollars. Should this seach show his invention to he unpatentable, he can withdraw without further expense. Otherwise he will be expected to complete his application and take out a patent In the regu lar way. The total expense, including the Government and Bureau fees, will be seventy dollars. For this, whether he secures a prize or not, the inventor will have a patent that ought to be a valuable property to htm. The prizo will be awarded by a jury consisting of three reputable patent attorneys of Washing ton. Intended competitors should fill out the following blank, aud forward it with their applicatisn: " , , 1893. "I submit the within described Invention la competition for the Twenty-five hundred Dollar Prize offered by the Press Claims Company." NO BLANKS IN THIS CO.tlPliTlOJM. This is a competition of rather an uausal na ture. It is common to; offer prizes for the best story, or picture, or architectural plan, all the competitors risking the loss of their labor and the successful one merely selling his for tho amouu of the prize. But the PresB ClaimB Company's offer is something entirely differ ent. Each person Is asked merely to help him self, and the one who helps him self to the best advantage is to be rewarded by doing (it. The prize is only a stimulus to do something that would be well worth doing without it. The architect whose competitive plan for a club house on a certain corner is not occept ed has spent his labor on something of very ittle use to him. But the person who patents a simple aud useful device in the Press Claims Company's competition, need not worry if he fail to secure a prizo. He has a substantial result to show for his work one that wll command its value iu the market at any time. The man who uses any article In his dally work ought to know better how to improve it than the mechanical expert who studies it ouly from the theoretical point of view. Get rid of the idea that au improvement can be too simple to be worth patenting. The simpler the better. The person who best succeeds is. combining simplicity aud popularity, will get tho Press Claims Compauy'B twenty-five hua dred dollars. The responsibility of this company may ! Judged from the fact that Its Btock Is held by about three hundred of the leading newspapers of the United States. Address the Press Claims Company. Joia Wodderburu, managing attorney, 01H F street w. w., wasuiugiou, d. c. G. A. R. NOT1CK. We take this opportunity of informiig our subscribers that the new commis sioner of pensions haa been appointed lie is an old soldier, and we belifiT that Holdiers and their heirs will re ceive justice at his bauds. We do not anticipate that there will be any raditial changes in the administration of psnsioa affairs under the new regime. We would advise, however, that V. B, soldiers, Bailors and their heirs, take steps to make application at onee, if they have not already done so, in order to secure the benefit of the early filing; of their claims in case there should bo any future pension legislation. Snob legislation is seldom retroactive. There' fore it is of great importance that ap plications be tiled in the department at the earliest possible date. If the U. S. soldiers, Bailors, or their widows, ohildren or parents desire in formation in regard to pension matters, they should write to the Press Claims Company, at Washington, D. C, ami they will prepare and send the necessary application, if they find them entitled! tinder the numerous laws enacted foir their benefit. Address PIJEHS CLAIMS COMPANY, John WuuDmmuHN, Manaj'rng Attur ney, Washington, 1), C, P. O. liox 3hC tf. Baking Powder.