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Or upon some festal night. With the Kreat logs burning bright. As with jest and merry sound Hath the wassail cup gone round. Flowing o'er wilh amber alo Till the starn in heaven irrew pale Long and long ago. Or mayhap a friend hath ?ahi. Let the wine be spiced and red. For in this drink I thy health. Long life, happiness and wealth," And the Norseman press'd a kiss On a cup perchance like thin i Long and long ago. Albert Hardy in Godey'a. JUAN AND YSABEL. In the rocky but pleasant little valley of the Rio Florido, in the state of Chi huahua, not far from the Btation of Cor ralitos on the Mexican Central railway, there may be seen the ruins of what 50 years ago was the magnificent manor house or hacienda of a large rancho. There, too, wore raised the strong, black bulls for the arenas of Chi huahua and the lower provinces of Mexico. The gateway to this once fa mous place, although dilapidated and thrown down, has not yet crumbled Into dust, but still shows the marks of its former Bplendor. On the left side of the entrance, about 800 feet distant from the broad road which led to the stately mansion, side by side, are two wooden crosses roughly fashioned out of oak logs, on both of which with care may still be traced a rudely carved inscrip tion. The words are in that crude Mexico-Castilian language common to the country. That on the right as you face the line of what was once the fence surrounding the grounds of the haci enda invites the passerby to offer: "One ave maria and a pntfir noster for the reposo 61 ' iiu soui 01 I sabel Mora, who fell by the hands of the Indians on the 11th day of October in the year 1845, in the flower of her youth and beauty," On the other: "Heft Rlff-ISR Maria fujttr.r, nnfjve. of , killed by the Indians on the 11th of October, 1845. Christian, for the sake of God, pray for hiin." The story of the young girl and young man who lie under these rudely hewn crosses is a sad one and absolutely true. The rancho de Cadena is about half way between the cities of Durango and Chi huahua. It flourished 50 years ago under the careful management of its owner, an aged Mexican known all over the region as "El Coxo" (the game leg). He was a widower, with a family of eight sons, each of whom was an expert in the ex citing games of the country ' 'Colea de toros," or the more cruel and barbarous pastime of "El gallo." "Colea de toros" in plain English is bull tailing that is, seizing the bull in the ring by the tail and securing it un der the right leg. The rider then, by wheeling his horse suddenly outward, upsets the bull in the midst of his mad career, the huge animal rolling Over and over in tho dust, bellowing with pain and fright. "El gallo," much more bru tal, consists of fastening a rooster by the leg to a tree or to a picket driven into the ground, with its head and neck well greased. The game is played on horse back, all, starting together, strive to reach the bird first, and seizing it by the neck try to break the strings tha't hold it and ride off with the prize. The well greased neck generally slips through the fingers of the first who grasps it, but as soon ns one finds himself in possession he rides off pursued by the rest, whose object is to rescue the fowl. Of ciaurse in the exciting contest which ensues "vthe bird is torn to pieces. Then the tarty nate possessor of the bleeding morseli 'selsSl presents thorn to his lady love as a gage d'amonr. The eight sons of "El Coxo" were con ceded to be the bravest, the handsomest and the best in handling the lasso of any young men in the state of Chihuphua. Their experience from boyhood qneros or herdsmen on their fathert vast pastures had made them as used to sit ting on a horse as iu a chair, and the character of the fierce bulls which were raised on the ranch expressly for the are nas of the City of Mexico inspired them with the brave nature of the famous ani mals themselves. Residing with the family was a young girl, a ward of "El Coxo," an orphan and the daughter of a friend and class mate at school. Ysabel Mora was in 1845 but 16 years olda very pretty, black eyed, black haired girl, tho "toast" of both the valley of Rio Florido and of the valley of Nassos. Her extreme love liness even had been the talk of the great fair held in Ban Bartolomo. Escamilla, the third son of "El Coxo," was just 20, stood 5 feet 10 in bis, shoes, was as straight as an arrow, and as lithe some as the reeds 'that grew on the mar gin of the lagoons on the ranch. He was' better educated than the rest of his brot ti ers, both in s practical sense and in the usages of the best society the republic afforded, as he had attended two or three terms at school in the City of Mexico, tho great capital of the great nation to wuieu ne ueiougeu, ami which lie ue lisved to be tho best on earth. Iu his first bull fight after his return from the metropolis, he made his appearance in the arena in a most elaborate suit, fash ioned from the reigning style at the cap- patting Powder ital, creating a surprise among his own eix that bordered 11)1011 jealousy and a furore iimonf? those of the opposite. He distinguished himself further by throw ing three bulls successively. Escamilla's rival in good looks and ex pertness in the bull ring was his brother Juan Maria in fact, there were many of the people of the Rio Floriilo; both old vaqueros and young maidens, who thought Juan far surpassed Escnmilla in manliness at least if not in personal beauty. He certainly equaled him in horsemanship, simply lacking perhaps somo of that "brilliancy of execution" which Escamilla had acquired in the City of Moiico. Before tie return of Escamilla to Ca dena Juan Maria was always the first at "El gallo" and "Colea de toros," and had ever laid bis trophies of the sport at the feet of the bewitching Ysabel. At a "gallo" in December, four months before the arrival of Escamilla, Ysabel was wooed and in a measure won bv the presentation of the remains of a gallant rooster at the hands of Juan Maria, who, his offering being well received, from that moment looked upon the beautiful girl as his sweetheart. . When, however, Escamilla took up his abode at the hacienda again, he. too much of an exquisite to work with his brothers and father in the great pas tures, finding plenty of time on his hands for courting, supplanted Juan in the af fections of the young girl. As Juan's nature was superior in frankness and open heartedness, ho refrained from forcing his suit, and the affair was. con cluded by a day being set for the mar riage of Ysabel and Escamilla. In honor of the occasion it was deter mined to have a grand bull fight, at which all the neighbors within a radius of 100 miles were to be present. The morning before the ceremony was to bo performed "El Coxo," with all his sons, excepting Escamilla, who remained be hind to attend upon his affianced YsaViel, started out into r-iie'ww -rjqtiire th jn-rpes? dri. iii ,,'a'j lijmense black bulls required for the sport, while other neighboring rancheros busied them selves in building stout corrals in which to secure them until the time arrived to lead them into the arena. Tovard evening, while the mesquite grass lay culi ?"d gray under the shad ows of the mountain.:' Camilla and the happy Ysabel left their hanCT.ocks on the wide gallery of the house, where Xie,y had been resting during the sultry hours, to take a walk along the main trail lead ing toward the rocky hills. When they reached a point half a mile from the gate of the hacienda, where a thicket of chapparal bounded each side of tho road, suddenly there arose a cloud of dust in front of them. "Here come tho bull fighters," ex claimed Ysabel, as she withdrew her waist from tho encircling arm of her lover; "let us go back to the house." "Oh, no," replied Escamilla, "perhaps they are my father and brothers. Yes, there are eight; look!" But what the poor girl really saw, with her eyes almost starting from their sock ets and motionless with fear, as she rec ognized them now only a few hundred yards away, was a band of Comanches, caked to the waist, painted horribly and brandishing their lances. In a moment, heedless of the helpless maid at his side, the coward Escamilla turned and fled down the trail toward the rancho, shout ing as he ran: "Los barbaros! Los bar barosl" In a few rods a horseman met him. It was his brother Juan Maria. He had caught a young antelope with his lasso and was riding ahead of his party to pre sent it to Ysabel. The exclamation of the frightened Escamilla and one glance up the road showed him the danger the poor girl was in. He threw the animal wl, ZX he was carrying to the ground, and ,i..,.i....i .,.ji.. i. ..'.. horso dashed furiously to the rescue, Alas, the savages were ulready upon herl Ysabel, covering her face with her hands as if to thwart the impending blow and recognizing Juan, shrieked out to her old lover, "Salva me, Juan Maria, por Dios, salva mel" At that inBtant the lance of the nearest Indian pierced her heart, and in another her reeking scalp was swung exultantly aloft by the incarnate fiend. Short was his triumph. Almost bound ing through the air, with ever ready lasso swinging above him, Juan Maria threw the open coil from his expert hand, and it fell over tho Indian's head. As the skillful thrower pulled up his bridle reins, heavily tho savage tumbled to the earth. Then Juan had feurful odds to contend against. Received with a flight of arrows and unarmed except a 6hort, rusty sword, regardless of every thing but to avenge the murder of tlie girl he deeply loved, he attacked the nearest Indian, and bringing him within reach of his arm cleft his skull by a master Btroke. Tbe others, terrified at, the fierce look of the brave Mexican, keeping at a re- - ,!'' anectful distance irom him, assailed 1 with a shower of arrows, and in an fistant he was bleeding from a score of terrible wounds. Still the gallant Juan fought bravely, hoping against hope, and was sex n encouraged by tho shouts of his father and t.ix brothers, whose horses were on the dead run to the rescue. Tho old man and his sons rode up in time to see Juan lull l.'oin bis Iioi-ki;, pierced by a f,..itVioril uln.ft nt;t i.linvfl IlK breast. "El Coxo" and lii boys fought with , desperate c-o,.rKe to ,yeg the murder , of YM and Ja. Half - dozen of the Comancnes were soon matle to ' bite the dust," but two of the Mexicans also lay dead upon the now reddened sod. The rancheros came up in a short time from the hacienda in force, compelling the Indians to retreat, but as night was now upon them th8 Mexicans were obliged to abandon pursuit. On the ground lay the still quivering body of the unfortunate Ysabel and near her the two Indians killed by the gallant Juan Maria. Juan was quite dead, 20 arrows having pierced him. Two of his brave brothers were seriously wounded, and six of the savages were killed, be sides those who fell by the avenging arm of Juan. Sadly the bodies of Ysabel and Juan Maria were borne in the darkness to the hacienda by the rancheros, whence both were buried next day, side by side, lit the very hour when the marriage ceremony was to have been performed. Escamilla, ashamed of his cowardice, disappeared. It was supposed he went to the City of Mexico, married there and purposely kept the knowledge of his whereabouts a secret. New York Re corder. Will Cultivate Hangs. Teacher How will yon ever get along hi the world if you never learn to spell? Little Daisy (firmly) I shall not need to know how to spell; I intend to be a typewriter. Vogue. Philosophy of Grumbling;. , "You may call us confirmed grum blers," said a regular John Bull sort of Britisher the other day, "but I tell you our grumbling pays. When things go wrong with you Americans, you make tun of it and laugh at it and endure it. 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Everyone of our readers should have the paper if they are at all interested in education. No teacher school direc tor or student can get along well with out il. V?a-'Till reoe've Btilworiptions nt this office. Price only $1.00 a year. When desired we will send the Western Pedagogue and 4nzetle one jesr to one address for $3.00. Call and fxamiuc sample oopies. Teachers, directors and parents, now is the lime to mbsenhe. tt PRIZES"0N PATENTS. How to Get Twenty.five Hundred Dollars for Nothing, The Winner has a clear Gift of a Small Fortune, and the Losers Have Patents that may Bring them in Still More. Would you like to make twenty-five hundred dollars? If yon would, read carefully what follows and you may see a way to do it. The Press Claims Company devotes much attention to patents. It hus handled thousands of appllcfUiutiB for Inventions, but it would like to handle, thousands more. There is plenty of inventive tallent at large in this count! y needing nothing but encouragement to produce practical results. ThHt encouragement the Press Claims Company propose to give MOT SO IIAHI) AS IT SLKiHN, A patent strikes most people as an appalling ly formidable thing. The idea is thai an in ventor must be a natural genius, like Edison or Bell; that he mtirtt devote years to delving in complicated mechanical problems and that he mum spend a fortune on delicate experiments before he can get a new device lo a patentable degree of perfection. This delusion the com pany desires to dispel. It desires to get Into the head of the public a ciear comprehension of the fact that It is not the great, complex, and expensive inventions that bring the best returns to their authors, but the little, simple, and cheap ones the things that seem so absurdly trivial that the average citizen would feel somewhat ashamed of "bringing them to the attention of the Patent Otliee. KdUon says that the profits he has received from the patents on all his marvelous Inven tions have not been sutlicient to pay the coht of his experiments. Hut the man who con ceived the idea of fastening a bit of rubber cord to a child's bull, so that it would come buck to the hand when thrown, made a fortune out of his scheme, The modern sewing-machine in a miracle of Ingenuity the product of the toil of hundreds of buhv brains through a hundred and tifty years, but the whole bril liant rem. n rests upon ine simple device of putting theeye of the needle at the point in stead of at the other end. The only Pure Creutn of Tartar Powder. No Ammonia; No Alum. Used in Millions of Homes 40 Years the Stat"1" THK 1.11 J it. 1 lllU 'I II U HUNT Vll.llUIl,. Comparatively few people regard themselves as Inventors, but almost every body has been struck, at one time or another, with ideas that seem calculated to reduce 6ome of the little frictions of life. Usually such ideas are dis missed without further thought. "Why don't the railroad company make itB car windows so that they can be slid up and down without breaking the passengers' back?" ex claims tho traveler. "If I were running the road I would make them iu such a way." "What was the man who made the saucepan thinking of?" grumbles the cook. "He never bad to work over a stove, or he would have knowD how tt ought to have been fixed." "Hang such a collar button !' growls aman who is late for breakfast. "If I were in the business I'd make buttons that wouldn't slip out, or break off, or gouge out the back of my neck And the various sutt'erers forgot about their grievances and began to think of something else. If they would set down the next con venient opportunity, put their Ideas about car windows, saucepans and collar buttons into practical shape, aud then apply for pater-'n they might f.nd themselves as ic Jependeuuy wealthy as tbe man who invented the iron umbrella ring, or tho one who patented the fifteen puzzle. A TliltlPTI.XG Uli l.ll, To induce the people to keen track of their bright ideas and see what there ' iu them, the Press Claims Company has resolved to offer a irize. To tlie person who submit to it I lie simplest and most promising invention, from a commercial point of view, tlie company will give twenty. live hundred dollars in cash. In addition to refund inu tile fees for securing a patent. It will also advertise the inreu. tlou free of charge This offer is subject to the following condi tions: Every competitor must obtain a patent for his Invention through the company. He must flrstapply for a preliminary search, the cost of which will be flvo dollars. Should this seach show his invention to be unpatentable, he can withdraw without further expense Otherwise he will be expected to complete his application and take out a patent In the regu lar way. The total expense, Including the Government aud Bureau fees, will be seventy dollars. For this, whether he secures a prize or not. the inventor will have a patent that ought to be a valuable property to hiin. The prize will be awarded by a jury consistlnn of three reputable patent attorneys of Washibg tou. Inteuded competitors should fill out the following blank, nd forward It wilh their application: " , , 1B9S. "I submit the within described invention in competition for the Twenty-live hundred Dollar Prize offered by the Press Claims Company." kIS rOTIPTT'-TM. ); i;Mi,er ?n i.t.f-ai na M c. Ii. Ib coi.iirii.n ti iler prizes for the best y, or picture, or a itoc'v-iiil plan, all the jompetilors rl&kint? t.ie loss of their labor and the successful one merely selling his or the amount of the prize. .But the Press Claims Company's ofl'er la something entirely differ ent. Each person is asked merely to help him self, and the one who helps him self to the best advantage is to be rewarded by doing it. The prize is only a stimulus to do something thai would be well worth doing without it. The architect whose competitive plan for a club house on jfri glMin nunnr iwti fMflti'iu ertiii"i1.fs labor on something of very ittle use to him. Hut the person who patent a simple aud useful device in the Press Claims Company's competition, need not worry If he fail to secure a prize. lie has a substantial result to show for his work one that wIJ command its value lu the market at any time. The man who uses any article in his daily work ought to know better how to Improve It than the mechanical expert who studies it only from the theoretical point of view. Get rid of the idea that an improvement can be too simple to be worth patenting. The simplerthe better. The person who best succeeds in combining simplicity and popularity, will get the Press Claims Company's twcuty-flvo hun dred dollars. The responsibility of this company may be judged from the fact t hat Its stock is held by about three hundred of the leading newspapers of the United States. Address the Press Claims Company, John Wodderbum, managing attorney, (US F street w. W., Watihiugtou, U. C. G. A. R. NOTICE. We take this opportunity of informing our subscribers tbfit the new commis sioner of pensions baa been appointed He is an old soldier, and we believe that soldiers and their heirs will re ceive justice at his hands. We do not anticipate that there will be auy radical changes in the administration of pension ufl'iiirs under the new regime. We would advise, however, that U. H. soldiers, sailors and their heirs, take steps to make application at onoe, if they have not already doue so, in order to secure tbe benefit of the early filing of their claims in cose there should be any future pension h'KiHlation. Such legislation is seldom retroactive. There fore it ie of ftreat importance that ap plioatious be filed in the department ; the earliest possible date. If the U. S. soldiers, sailors, or 1 widows, children or parents dcr foniiHlimi in regard to peusinn , they should write t( the I'ress ; Company, at Washington, D. t they will prepare and send the u application, if they find them e l uudet the numerous laws euuett-, their benefit. Address v CLAIMS COMPANY, K John Weddkkhuiin, Managing Attor ney, Washiugton, D. U., V. O. Box 385 tt. owaer. -ii.". . t K , I f. if. -J i