OFFICIAL sv! PAPER. SEMI-WEEKLY GAZETTE f LESS THAN 5 CENTS $2.50' A YEAR, IN ADNANCK Wbeo we own get it. A werk pay for The Semi-Weekly Gazelle OXE YEAR. ELEVENTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDAY, JUNE 9, 1893. WEEKLY NO. SXi.1 I SEMIWKEKLY K0.1U4.I bo"' 4 SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE. rOBLlBHED Tuesdays and Fridays BY .THE PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY. ALVAH W. PATTERSON. ...... .Bu. Manager. OTIS PATTMiaON Editor Al f 2.5) per year, $1.25 for ul months, IS Ota. for three moucfis. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. The "SA.9LZ,'' of Long Creek, Grant County, Oregon, Is published by the Baine com pany every Friday morning. Subscription price, Si per year. For advertising rates, address OXlXIfcT Xj. FATTEHSOIT, Editor and Manager, Long Creek, Oregon, or "Uazette," Heppuer, Oregon. THIS PAPER is kept on file at E. 0. Dake 8 Advertising Agency, 64 and 5 Merchants fSjol.angs.San FranciBoo. California, where oou raow for advertising oan be made for it. THE GAZETTE'S AGBNTS. Wiener B. A. Hunsaker LfinSon;:::. rmHewmer Louglireek, , . . 1 he Juwle eny ' Postmaster Camas Prairie,'.'. Orear De VaiU Nve Or , H.iy. Wright Hardnmn, Or l'ostinssler Hamilton, Grant Co., Or Postmaster ImiP " I J tHfl Prairie City, Or B. R. MeHaley Canyon City, Or., L. 1 arris Pilot Rock, U-,P,vkS i UuvvillB Or J. Hj. iMiovv Jolfn iay, Or'., F. I. M.-Call urn Athena, Or John tdington Pendleton, Or Postmaster Mount Vernon, Grant Co., Or Postmaster Shelby, Or Miss Stella Hett Fox, Grant Co., Or .J. . Allen Eight Mile, or Mrs. Andrew Ashbaugh Upper Rhea Creek B. f . Hcvlaud DiiimlaB Or Postmaster LnlRo'cor: r. m. John.".. Gooseberry ...... J- Condon, Oregon Herbert Ua stead Lexington Jas. UM'h AS AGENT WANTED IN EVKEY PRECINCT. Union Pacfic Railway-Local card. No, 10, mixed leaves Heppner 10:00 a. m. " 1U, " ar. at Arlington 116 a.m. ' u, " leaves " lp.. . ., 9, " ar. at Heppner 1:10 p. m. dailj except Hunday. East bonnd, main line ar. at Arlington 8:42 p. m. West " " " leavea " 2 p. m. Night trains are running on same time SB before. OSTICI-A-X. MKEOTOBT. United Btates Officials. PiMudent Groyer Cleveland V i oe-l'resident Ad. ai Stevenson becretary of State Walter Q O res ham Secretary of Treasury .lohn U. Carlisle Secretary of Interior Hoke Smith becretary of War Daniel S.Lamont u ........ ... Hi uv A. Herbert p.wiuaster.aenerai'.., , Wilson S. bisseUi Kcreljfcoi AgrioJture J. Sterling Mortou State of Oregon. Governor P"'?r Secretary of Stat tt,LW?lu'H!ae Treasurer Phil- Metsohan Bupt. Public instruction ..K. g. MoElroy Senators J J. N. bolph j Dinger Hermann Congressmen J W. B. Ellis Printer Ea.I tkiprnino Judges.. P. Lord k.i S. Beau Seventh Judicial District. Circuit Judge ifwdH Prosecuting Attorney . U. Wilaun Murruu County Officials. iuimSeaator...' Henry Blackmail Kepreeentative if- "v1",0, (lounty Judge JuhuB ' Keithly Commissioners Peter Brenner J. M. Baker. Clerk J-,W'MMrrKr Sheriff.... Noble; Treasurer W- J. Lfezer Assessor 11. L. shaw Surveyor Y.;1!a2r?WI1 School Bup't w 1". Baling " Coroner T.W.Ayers.Jr HEPPNER TOWN OFFICERS. Hayor J.R.Simons Councilman O. E. Farnsworth, M, Lichtenthal, Otis Patterson, Julius Keitlily, W. A. Johnston, J. L.Yeager. Kecorder l SbBrt rreaaurer E- - Slocnm &aT.'...... .... J. W. Kasmus. Precinct Otttserc J ustice of the Peace . . F.J . Hallock Couatable C. W. Kychard United States Land Officers. THE DALLES, OB. J. W. Lewis Register T. S.Lang Receiver t.a nnANnie. OR. A Cleaver Register A. J. flWKJieuana "Dl""" SZCBSI BOCIETIB6. Doric Lodge No. 20 K. of P. meete ev ery Tuesday evening at 1. SO o'clock in their Castle Hall, National Bank build ing. Bojonrning brothers oordially in vited to Bttend. W. L. Baling, C. C. W. B Potter, K. of It. & 8. tf KAWLINB POST, NO. 81. G. A. K. Sleets at Lexington, Or., the last Saturday of ach month. All veterans are invited to Join. C.C.Boon, UiK. W. Smith. Adjutant, tf Commander. FBOFEeSIOlTJLIi. A A. ROBERTS, Real Estate, Insnr- anee and Collections. Office in Counoil Chambers, Heppner, Or. wtf. Wheref At Abrabamsick's. In addition to his tailoring business, he has added a 6ne line of underwear of b11 kinds, negligee Bhirts, hosiery, etc. Also has on band some elegant patterns for suits. A. Abrahamsiok. May street, Heppner, Or. Coffin & MoFarland have just received a car load of Mitobell Wagons, Hacks, etc., and have also a largesupply of farm ing implements of all kinds. a 1. N. BKOWlT J AS. D. HAMILTON Attorney at taw. Brown & Hamilton, Praotioe in all oonrtt of th state, Insurance, teal estate, eolleotijn and loan agents. Prompt attention given to all business entrust ed to them. Omoa. Maim Bvmrr. HtrrNia. Oaiooit. Sorasrtlsilier TTTortaa. Kievo-wiaa.g'. That it is more easily to cure those nuller ing from Nervous Debility, Early Decay, Organic Weaknesses, Exhanstiag Loskcs. in man or vnman. than alrnnat anv otlHT chronic disease. 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As some have asked if this is really the Orig inal Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, we are able to state wo hav-,1 learned direct from the publishers the fact, that this is the very work oomnlete on which about forty of the best years ot the author's life wresowell employed in writing.' it fcouta,iu8 yne entire vocabulary ot about 100,000 words, including the correct spell ing, derivation and deiinitiun of same, and ib the regular standard size, containing about 300,000 square inches of printed surface, and is bound in cloth half morocco and sLeeo. Until further notice we will, furnish this valuable Dictionary First To any new subscriber. Second To any renewal subscriber. Thircf To any subscriber now in arrears who pays up and one year in advance, at the following prices, viz: Full Cloth bound, gilt side and bact stamps, marbled edges, $i-oo. Half Mo'occo, bound, gilt side and back stamps, marbled edges, $1.50. Full Sheep bound, leather label, marbled edges, $2.00 Fifty cents added in all cases for express age to Heppner. ff-AB the publishers limit the time and number of books they will furnish at the low prices, we advise all who desire to avail them selves of this great opportunity to attend to it at once. SILVER'S CHA.MPION ;the; Rocky-. - Mountain -News THE DAILY BY MAIL. Subscription price reduced as follows: One Year (by mail) : : $6 00 Six Months " : 3 00 Three Months " : : : 1 50 One Month " : : 50 THE WEEKLY BY MAIL, One Year (in Advance) : $1 00 The NewB in the only consistent c.iampion of silver in the West, and should be in every home in the West, and in the hands of every miner and business man in Colorado. Bend in your subscriptions at once. Address, THE NEWS, Denver, Colo. LUMBER! VI7E HAVE FOR SALE ALL KINDS OF UN VV dressed Lumber, 16 miles of Heppner, at what Is known as the SCOTT SAWMITjIj. PER 1,000 FEET, ROUGH, " " " CLEAR, 10 00 17 60 rf DELIVERED IN HEPPNER, WILL ADD L X5.0O per 1,000 feet, additional. L HAMILTON, Prop. D. A.m HamlltoniManiir WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINES (Northern Pacific R, R. Co., Lessee.) LATEST TIME CARD Two Through Trains Daily. I I I 12.4-')pm!6.2r.pm Lv.MinneapoUsAr S.40am!4.15pni l.i'.pm 7.1-'pm Lv. ..Ht. Paul. ..Ar.uoaiii :3.40prn L(j.taini4.'V(rn Lv . . . Duluth . . .Arlll.lO" 6.;'jupm 1.4"ipm M.O-ipni Lv. . ABhland . Ar Ojampi.iOpin 7. 1 jam lU miAr. .. Chicago. ..Lv ..tJOain; 10.46" i I 1 i Tickets sold aud baggage checked through to all points in the United states and Canada. Close cm.nf-tioii made in Chicago with all tini floing Easi and south. Tor full information apply to your nearest tieket agent or JAH. C. POND, Gen. Pass, and Tkt Agt. Chicago, 111. Wn linabrmged Any Time istheriehttime for everybody to drink 1 in Beer A temperance drink. A home-made drink. A health-giving drink. A thirst-quenching drink. A drink that is popular everywhere. Delicious, Sparkling;, Effervescent. A ?$ cent package makes gallons ftf this delicious beverage. Don't be deceived if a dealer, for the sake ol'iarger profit, tells you some other kind is ''just as good" 'lis false. No imitation is as good as the genuine HIRES Can be procured at the drug gture of I. If. lyers, Jr. Next door to City Hotel, HEPPNER, : : OREGON Equal to lime and sulphur, nnd much better for the wool, as it promotes the growth rather than damages it. fit. FENLANI). ED. K BISHOP. President. Cashier. TRANSACTS A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS COLLECTIONS Made on Favorable Terms. EXCHANGE BOUGHT & SOLD HEPPNER. OREGON TO iSfin Pranoisoo And all points in California, via the Ut. Shasta route of the Southern Pacific Co. L'he great hishway through California to all points East and South. Grand Weenie Route of the Pacific Coast. Pullman Buffet Hleepera. Second-class Sleepers Attachedto express trains, affording superior accommodations for second-class passengers. For rates, tickets, sleeping car reservations, etc.. call upon or address R. KOEHLER, Manager, E. P. ROGERS, Asst. Gen. F. A P. Agt.. Portland, Oregon. ARE YOU ANY GOOD AT PUZZLES ? The genius who invented the "Fifteen" puz zle, "Pigs in Clover," and many others, has in vented a brand new one, which is going to be the greatest on record. There is fun, instruc tion and entertainment in it. The old and learned will find as much mystery in it as the young and unsophisticated. This great puzzle Ib the property of the New York Press Club, for whom it was invented by Samuel Loyd, the great puzzleist, to be sold for the benefit of the movement to erect a great home for newspaper workers in New York. Generous friends have given $25,000 in prizes for the successful puzzle solvers. TEN CENTS Bent to the "Press Club Building and Chrrity Fund," Temple Court, New York City, will get you the mystery by return mail. Every Header OF THIB journal is invited to aid in the erection of & great home for newspaper work ers by sending one dime to "Press Club Building and Charity Fund," Temple Court, New York. You will aid a great work and re ceive by return mail a wonderful puzzle-game which amuses the young and old, baffles the mathematicians and interests everybody. Public spirited merchants have contributed 92.3,000 worth of premiums for such as can solve the mystery. Everything from a "Knox" hat to "Steinway" piano. DID YOU TRY "PIGS IN CLOVER" or the "FIFTEEN PUZZLE." Well, the man who inyented them has just completed another little playful mystery for young and old, which is selling for ThN CENTS for the benefit of the fund to erect a home for newspaper workers In New York. This puzzle is the property of the New York Press Club, and generous friends of the club have donated over 125,000 to provide prizes for lucky people, young or old, who solve the mystery. There is a lot of entertainment and instruction in it, Bend a dime and get the souvenir puzzle by return mail. Address "Press Club Souvenir, Temple Court, New York City. FOR AL,K T TARNES8-8HOP, stock and fixtures. Good r1 business; established in the midst of a eood farming and stock-raising country, Also for sale a good house and two lots with or without the business property. For further in formation address Gazette, Heppner, Or. 483 tf Shoemaker, Ed. Birbeoic, a shoemak er and repairer of many years' experi enoe. hag just located in the Abraham aict' building, on May street, where be ia prepared to do e vet y thing-in hit line. Birbeck is strictly a first-class work man and warrants all work. Give him a oalK Uwtf Plto'i Remedy for Catarrh Is tlw Bent, Kulrti to ru, sod CtieapMt. Bold by Dmjrriiu or sent by mall, KM. S, T. BaaMUM. Warn, Pa. V&Z.. V J 5Cno n - PQis p nous jet Highest of all in Laavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report. II w ABSOLUTELY PURE HEDGED IN BY KTJLES.' ., ! Borne of the Tribulations of Sleep tog-Oaf Porters. Queer Mandates and Regulations Issued by the Pallman and Wagner Com. panlea Questions Asked or Mea Seeking Employment. ' 1 . The life of a porter on a sleeping-car la usually pictured aa one full of trials and tribulations, and his work aa lack ing sufficient remuneration. All this is in a great measure true. Most men who enter into the duties of a "car-service man," as the portors are called, recognne that they are work ing for a vast corporation, and there muat exist a strict system of discipline. It has been said tbjst among the orders issued to the porters are those to wear clean, white linen, "stand-up" collars and bright and clean uniforms. Ihey are furthermore forbidden to speak to the lady passengers, unless first spoken to. In other words, as one of them put it: "We are expected to dress like dudes, but not to adt like them." A Chicago News reporter spent some time the other day talking to a few Pull man and Wagner porters. The men were not at all disposed to enumerate their little grievances. A railroad official remarked that it was because they did not have confidence in the in terrogator's identity. "They may think you arc a special agent,'.' he said. "Yes, wo find lota of things that we are ordered to do unnecessary and not very pleasant," said one porter on a vesti buled St. Paul train, "but it would not do for me to complain. The officials would find me out and tell me if I did not like the work to get out and make room for a willing man." Superintendent Lincoln, of the oper ating department of the Wagner Sleep- ing-Car Company, was interviewed. He showed the reporter the printed instruc tions issued to porters and conductors. They are almosi Idenvwsal, section after section, with thoae (, - Pullman com pany. "A porter or (conductor travels a rough road to seournliis position," said Mr. Lincoln. "The number and nature of the questions asked the applicant very often stanle the man. xle must be able to read and write, to state his antecedents, education, physical condi tion, names, addresses and businesses ot each of his employers within five years at least, stating his position with each employer, and when and why he left the employ of each man. The applicant is also asked: 'Are you willing to go wherever sent?' 'Are you in debt?' 'Do you use intoxicating liquors?1 'Do you ever play games of chance for money or gamble in any way?' These are sample questions. A porter, when he is ac cepted, is told his duties and supplied with badges, buttons and white jack ets. The uniforms, summer and winter weights, ho must purchase. The porter is not asked to wear a white yest That is a portion of the conductor's summer uniform. The vest in cold weather is oovered up by the coat, which is but toned clear to the top. A white standing-collar and flat scarf are demanded of the porters for the sake of having uni formity and preventing gaudy or 'sporty' neckwear. The shoes or boota must be kept polished, and our company prohibits the use of slippers at any time while on duty. The Pullman company allows its porters' to wear slippers, after all passengers have re tired, or when lying at a waiting point. The summer or light-weight uniforms are worn from June 1 until October 1. Porters are requested to remove their capB when making up or putt g away berths or attending to other sii .ilar du ties. They are provided with wh duck jackets by the company to be worn over the uniform while doing this work only, and the porters must see that they secure enough to have a clean one for each night. At no time while on duty is a porter allowed to play cards or gamble. This seems like a startling array of rules, but if the men are will ing to do the work they are employed to perform they can not consistently com plain." "Have Jffli any system of rewarding old and effloient men?" "Yes; they get the best 'runs,' like those to New York on the limited. We have porters who commenced working for us fifteen years ago. They like the work, and, as I said, they get the pref erence of the best runs. These portors earn much more than the conductors." There is one thing which very often disgusts a Pullman porter. His berth is supposed to be that in tbo smoking room, but should the smoking-room be "sold," he must take "upper 1." If that also is occupied, the porter must either remain awake or crawl up on the roof and sleep. Between the hours of ten p. m. and three a. m. the porter is monarch of the car. He can lie with one eye open and watch any number of passengers enter the car at a main station, but, though they call loudly for their berths, he never moves. It is his sleeping time, and the conductor must then make up berths. THE WESTERN PKDA(iO;PK. We are in receipt of the May number of onr state school paper. It exceeds any of the former numbers it Tains. Tba paper this month contains many new and raliiable features. Tbe illus trated series on the schools of tbe state it introdneed by a paper on tbe Friends . Polytechnic Institute at Salem, Oregon. These paper cannot fail to be of great Baking Powder value both to the schools aud to the public , There are also severnl fine articles by onr best writers and tbe departmeuts. Current EventB,""Saturday Thoughts." "Educational NewB" -'The Oracle Answers, Correspondents," etc , enou coutiiin much valuable reading for teachers or purents. The inagnziue lu.s about 50 pages nf matter, well' printed and arranged. We pronounce' the Western Pedagogue the best educa tional monthly on the cunsl. Everyone of our readers should have the paper it they are at all interested ii education. No teacher school direo ir or student can get iilmig well witli n t. it. We will rece'vo subscriptions l this offioe. Price only SI .00 a ear. A'heu desired we will send the Western I Vd.igogue aud Ouzel I e nun year to one address for $3 00. ('.ill ami i xamine pain pie oopies. Teuchers, direulors aud 1 urentB, now is the time to mbsenbe. tf INDIAM AND HCBREW. a cmpnriso:i i ,'o -iU'.-ir Customs Early ti-i.vi-U-ni nra r; Hie Indians claim to Ikivo found rite?; mid cere monies strikingly similar to those of fhe Jews, says the St. Louis (flobe Democrat. (leorge Catlin. the artist, who spent a considerable portion of his life among tho tribes, said he believed that they had Jewish blood in their veins, although he could not go so far as to identify thorn with the lost tribes of Israel. Tbe Indians worshiped a a great Spirit or a Jehovah. Idolaters were never found on the North Amer ican continent. The tribes had their council or medicine houses, which they held most sacred. They had their high priests and their prophets. They fol lowed the Hebrew custom in not allow ing the women to worship with the men. Fifty years ago the Sioux exploited the same belief thut they are dancing them selves crazy about now. They main tained that the Indians were the chosen people of the Great Spirit, and that in time they were to triumph over the rest of the world through a Messiah. In marriage the Indians had customs which savored of Palestine. They gave presents for their wives. In their bathing and in their family relations they followed with remarkable precis ion many of the requirements of the Mosaic law. They observed certain laws of purification which the Old Tes tament teaches. Fifty years ago trav elers found no difficulty in discovering the practice of these rites and cere monies by the Indians. But as the line of white settlement advanced the In dians gave up their old customs. Their forms were laughed at by white men and many of them were abandoned. The ghost dance, which the Sioux have been scaring the frontier with, is the old sun dance under a new name. It used to be practiced frequently as an atonement ceremony. There was once an Indian feast which was very like the aiiini;:! feast of the passover. Some, of the tribes kept a feast with branches of willow and pre liminary fastiii;.7. which Ijorc striking rescmbhmee to the i'eisst of Taber nacles. The practice , i ujiVriug to the (it-eat Spirit t;e lin t j iv.-n corn, anil the first fruit ; i f i.'l l.i.i ls. was almost universal emci, ; 1'ic li:i:i,ins before they became foataiiiin.ile.l with whits men. Buckltu's Arnica Hnlve. The beet siilve in the world for outs bruises, sores, uloers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, obilblains corns and all skin eruptions, and posi tively ouree piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price '25 cents per box. For eale by Slooum-Jobnson Drug Company. (i. A. It. NOTII-K. We take this opportunity of iutotmiug our subscribers that the new commis sioner of peneions has been appointed He is an old soldier, and we believe that soldiers and their heirs will re ceive justice at bis bauds. We do not anticipate that there will be any rudicnl changes in the nilminiHtration of pension ntluirs under the new regime. We would advise, however, that U. ft eoldiere. sailors and their heire, take leH to make applioatioo at once, if they have not already none so, in oruei to secure the benefit of the early filing of their claims in esse there should be anv future pension legislation. Much legislation is seldom retroactive. There, fore it is of ureal importance that ap plioatioue be filed in the department at iIm mrlient DoBxihle date. If the U. H soldiers, BUilors, or meir widows, children or parents desire in formation iu regard to pension matters they shonld write to the Press Claims Company, at wasnmgion, u. vj., ami thev will nreoare and send the neoesearj anuliaation.it they find them entitled nuder the numerous laws enacted fur their benefit. Address PKEHS CLAIMS COMPANY, .Iohv W'EiiLKUiHH.N. Managing Attnn ney, Washington, 1. C, P. O. Hex 3S5 If. How Murh Is II WorthT Of all current questions, this is the one most frequently asked. It is, in fact, the great question of the day. No body to speak of inquries: "Is ho hon est?" "Is ho patriotic?" F.very body puts tbe query: "What is he worth?" Money Is not merely tho commercial standard of value, bat too often the cri terion of social position and tbe touch Itone of character. MEN WHO NEVER SLEEP. Thrilling- Incidents in the Tilfa of an American Detoctlva. Row French, Rtiglish and American Thipf Takers Bunt Their Game Shadowing Dishonest Clerks A Few Cases Illustrating the Methods. One of the best-known detectives in the United Btates, after repeated solicitations by a reporter for the Denver (CoL) Times, consented to talk about the business. "There is all the difference in the world,1 he said, "between the methods used by the secret sen-ice ngeuts of different countries. Poople who read French novels havoan idea that thodisguises spoken of in them as be ing worn by the Lecoqs of the different stories as something utterly' untrue. Strange as it may seem, however, it iB true. A French doteotive who can not so dis guise himself that his superior can not recognize him could not find employment in any detective bureau. The disguises are wonderful, too, and even the strong light of day shows no imperfection in them. "Ihei-e are two sorts of detectives in France State detectives and the municipal or city force. Among the former no one knows who his fellow detectives are, and as they never work in pairs, the necessity for knowing each other is not so great. The workings of the French bureau is very thorough and more like the American method than the English. "The latter never think of disguising themselves, and go to work openly. If a bank is robbed in France a nfcw assistant teller or clerk appears in the bank a day or so afterward. He is a detective, of course, and where in England the doteotive would be called in m front of all the employes and ask them all manner of questions, the French would say nothing, and nothing more woi probably be heard of the robbery until the thief was caught "The English have a great system of stool-pigeons. Among the vicious of all classes, male and female, are always those to be fouud who, for the sake ot being pro tected in a certain way, carry all the news of M orooked work done among the swell mobsmen, as high class thieves are called. to Scotland Yard, where is situated the Criminal Investigation Bureau. If 'Hurry, the Swell,' is flashing a great doal of money about the fact is at once reported to the police, and if any large forgery or robbery has recently occurred, 'Harry, the swell,' is liable to pr.ive an alibi. Inside tbe great portico of Scotland Yard is a large case containing the photographs of all the detect ives employed by the bureau, and the crooks or thieves can have free access at any time to study the faces of those who are liable to be after them at some f utura time. This stool-pigeon system is not used much in America, as the police do not put much faith in it. "In France or England, If the employe ot abigbanlTing house is suspected of irregu larities his habits are watched and the facts ascertained, while in America a man will be set on the track of the supposed thief, make his acquaintance and I.-M'i ii'.iat hhnself Into the suspected man's confidence. He will spend as much or more money thai, the suspect, and will go into auydisslpntion Withbim. In the event of irregularities in any large concern, the American detective becomes an employe of the corporation whether as a porter or a director of a bank. Theolew and the working up of ltlsmudc much more of by an American than by any ono else. Ho will jump at conclusions rrom a faint something, and frequently hit the mark; where the stolid Britisher would hpi Rf.iiTnhlinir In t.hn riurk. "To be a good detective a man must b possessed of courage, bruins and cooluesa There is no mystery, howevur impenetrable .t may appear, but what can bo solved if the right methods are employed. There was a case 1 remember in Chicago. "A well-known business man was found murdered one morning in bis office. The orime had evidontly been committed tho Bight before, for the body bad beon cold a ,ong time, and the man's family hud watted for bim to come to his home the evening previous. His. valuables had been taken, tho safe had been rifled, aud beyond the ghastly bullet-hole in tho man's head, there was nothing to Indicate with what the crime had been committed. No pistol was found. "I was put on the case and masoned that as the robbery was evidently committed for gain tho murderer must be in poor circum stances. I visited all the pawn shops in tbo city, and found that five revolvers had been pawned between Bix o'clock the previous evening and the morning.a Throowcro45 caliber, the size evidently 'used to kill the man. Two of the men were well-dressed and the other wasn't. Tho latter was described to me, and I took the pawnbroker down to the different rail way dopots where trains were leaving. Wo went through three trains, and linaily located the man in a smoking-car. I ar rested him, and much of the dead man's property was found in his possession. It's not much of a story if the man hadn't pawned the pistol be would certainly have got off, but it shows bow much little things amount to, and will give you an idea of how a detective will go to work. "The life of a detective is startling enough, but It gets tiresome and monoto nous, and I expect soon to rutire. I remem ber one case that happened in New York. A very swell reception was given by one of the leaders of society. Oue of the guests had laid a valuable solitaire in the ludlus' dressing-room on the wash-stund, aud for getting It, had left it. On her return tc find It, it had, of course, disappeared. N body knew wbere It was. Tho trunks of all the servants were searched, but no tract could be found of tho jewel, winch was worth H,0U0. I finally found it where had been pawned for &VI0 iu a pawnshop a French woman. 1 took the visiting list the hostoss, and finally, after a week's search, found that one of the guestB, a rich woman, had a French maid, and that she bad gone to Europe shortly after the re ception. "I had to wait for her return, nude tho acquaintance of the maid und took her to too puwnoi'oker's, where lie identified her. She cone!-HOd ami her inisirens r'-ilcemou" Itiodiiiumint Htui paid all the exiiensea. J never toht m: lice. "Voa -e u.to itiat niiwnhrnliM-s are Irn QFR The only Pure Cram of Tartar Powder. No Ammonia; No Alum. Used in Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard. portuat tac-.ors in our Dustiness, ana thai they are frequently of service in delecting crime. Still, pawnbrokers encourage rob hers, for if there were no shops the tempta tion to steal would not be so great. "It's a singular business in every way," concluded tbe thief-taker. "Fascinatim in many ways, but like every thing else, out gets tired ot it." GYP'S NARROW ESCAPE. How Mrs. Greenrront's Pet Came Near Losing Ills I'reclons Existence. She came bustling into the doctor's office with something carefully wrapped in a fleecy shawl, says tho Chicago Her ald. "Doctor," she said hurriedly, "he isn't at all well, and I would rather you would prescribe for him than any other physician in tho city. I haven't for gotten how you brought the children of my neighbor. Mrs. Wallup, through the measles safely, and I am afraid it is something of the aame kind that is troubling the dear little fellow." "Who ia stck, Mrs. Oreenfront?" asked tho physician, solicitously. "My little Uyp," she answered, un rolling tho bundle with tho utmost care and exposing to viow a measly little red-eyed poodle. "But, madam," began the doctor, "I know you are busy, doctor, and tho servant said you in usn't be interrupted but it's a serious caso. I don't know what is the matter with him, you see." "But-" "I hope no surgical oporation will be necessary. I could not bear it, doctor, to see any thing of tbe kind performed jn tho dear little fellow." "Will you allow mo, madam, to" "Of course, doctor, I put him entirely in your hands. Do whatever you think is best for bim. It an operation is nooessary use your utmost skill." "Mrs. Oreenfront, you must permit me to Bay that I am not in the habit of prescribing for dogs." "What! Don't you know any thing bout their diseases?" "I do not." "Never had any practice whatever in attending upon them?" "Never!" exclaimed the disgusted doctor. "Then I couldn't think of lotting you prescribe for him," she said, decidedly and emphatically, as she wrapped the animal up in the shawl with the utmost care. "Dear little Uyp," she murmured, caressingly, "what a narrow escape you have had!" And taking the bundle up in her arms she bustled out of tbo office, leaving the fashionable doctor of the aristocratic avenue petrified with astonishment. A ,MIEBlS REVENGE. . Haw a i?li!cugo Man Got Ahead of a : Haughty Hank President. The cashier ot a South Water street fruit house and the president of one of r.lie biggest bunks in town had a finan cial disagreement Saturday afternoon and, according to the Chicago Tribune, tho cashier came off victorious. The bank is noted for Its unbending business methods. A draft for 91,500 on tho South Water street firm came to the bank. The officers demanded payment with a certified chock before they would turn over the bill of lading accompany ing tbo draft. Tho cashier of tho fruit house and tho president of tho bank bad a lively conversation through tho telophono. "Our check is good at any bank In town," said the young man. "We can't keep a stock of certified checks on hand." "Wo won't accopt any thing but a certified check," said tho president. Tho young man returned to his desk, and thought. Then he hired a horse and buggy and drove over to another bank, w here be drow out $1,500 in big silver dollars. lie placed them in a bag and drove back to the storo, whore two laborers carried the heavy load Into the olllco. At four o'clock tho notary of the bank appeared. "There's your money," said the young man, triumphantly pointing to the bag. Tho notary tried to lift the bag, but ho was not strong, and l,r00 of those cart wheel dollars weigh over Hft pounds. The bag never budged, The notary pleaded to be allowed to have the bag carried over to the bank. The young man Insisted that ho must havo bis draft ami his bill of lading at onco and that the necessary counting must bo done In the store. The notary was pro fane, but profunity didn't do any good, and hn was diplomatic, and diplomacy failed to work. In the end he was forced to send fur three clerks to count the money uud hire an express wagon to curry the bag to the hank. Then be tinned over the paper and the young man locked the wife and went home to pie. an- for the peaceful Sabbath day. Found In the Smoker. "The most troublesome of travelers," suld me of the oldest and best conductors on the r'orl Wayne the other day, "arealwaysto be found in tho smoker. It generally u.kc oie twice as long to got through the smokci as the other cart. That's where the tieku: sre hardest to find. I'm sneaking of t'to train before it gets noar town. Mont of inn countrymen who tit in the smoker seem to always manage to conceal then- ticlic in some out-of-the-way pocket or lose ii u.icir the papers of a big pocket-book. I ways assurt they have a ticktM. soiu - ami ItconsumoH time tofiiid it or in u i pay up. I'm afraid most of the routes v . attempt to beat tlioir way are in 1 lie mo ' too " Baking Powder: