c - i. 1,1 , ,,,, OFFICIAL s vi SEMI-WIIKLY GAZETTE PAPER, ) LESS THAN 5 CENTS ,2.50 A YEAH, ' A A k pay. for ELEVENTH YEAR IlEPl'NEH MOHR()V COUNTY, ()RE(i()NT, FRIDAY, ,1 UN E2, 78937 ' " i navM.aJ, E M 1 .EEKLV (.AZbl'Tk. PUBLISHED Tuesdays and Fridays BY HIE PATTERSON PUBLISHING CDHPAXV ALVAH V. PATTERSON Bus. ManHtfor. OTIS PAT11SU80N Editor At 5;l per rear, $1.25 for an months, 75 rjtB. for three muuiM. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. The of Long Creek, Grant County. Oregon, is published by the Bame company- every Friday morning. Subscription price, l'-2per year. ForadvertisiUKrates, address OSailT Ij. FATIEKSOIT, Editor and Manager, Long Creek, Oregon, or "Oazette," Heppner, oregorr. THIS PAPKK is kept on file at E. 0. Pake's Advertising Agency, IH and 65 Merchants cl:angs, (ten FranoiBOo, California, where oou rt.cu for advertising can be made for it. THE tiAZETTB'B AG iNTS. Wanner,. B. A. Hunsaker Aulington Hilll Heppner LMixtreek,, The tattle Lcao Postmast. r Camas Prairie Oscar lie Vaul tr 11. 0. wrtidit Harilmau. Or I'osm. seer Haiailtoil, Uraut Co., Or., Postmaster lone,,... T. J.Carl Prairie City, Or R. R. Mcllaley Uiuiyon City, Or . b- L. I'amsh Pilot Kock,. '. ". . P. Bkelton Dayville, Or., J- IS. a John Lay, Or,,.. F. I. McCallum Athena, Or '. John Kdington Pendleton, Or., Postmaster Mount Vernon, Grant Co., Or., Postmaster Shelby, Or Miss Stella r-lott Fox, Grant Co., Or J. Allen Kiglit ilile, Or., Mrs. Andrew Aslibaugh Upper Khea Creek B. F- Hevlaud Douglas, Or Postmaster Lone Hock, Or...-. R. M. Johnson Gooseberry J. k. K teb Condon, Oregon Herbert llalstead Lexington Jas. Leacli AH llltT WANTED Ui EVERY PBECISCT. Umon Pacfic Railway-Local card. No, 10, mixed leaveB Heppner 10:00 a. m. " 1U, " ar. at Arlington 1-loa.m. , " leaves " 8:52 p. m. y, " ar. at Heppner 7:10 p. m, dully except Bunday. Blast brand, main line ar. at Arlington 8:42 p. m. West leaves " M.' p. ni. Night trains are running on same time as before. LONE ROCK STAGi. LeaveB Heppner 7 a. ni. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, reaching Lone Luck at 5 p. ui. Leaves Lone Kock " a. m. Holidays, Wednes days and Fridays, reaching heppner at 5 p. in. Makes connection with the Lone Rock-Fossil tri-weekly route. Agents, slocuui-Johnstou Drug Co., Heppner, l- jDiuEirroK-jr. United (Hates Offlcials. l icsident Gruver Cleveland Vire-Preaideut Ad ai Biev-'Uoon bec-eiary ot State Waiter Q Urushum becri'tary ol Treasury Jonu U. I arrnilb Becietary of Interior lioke buulli becleiary of War Daniel B. Lamont bei-relaryof Navy Hilary A. Herbert PoJlumster-Uenural Wilson B. BibkcII Atlon ey-Uuerai llicimro B. Olnuy bevretary of Agriculture J. Sterling ilortou State of Oregon. Governor 8. Tennoyor Secretary of Btate G. W.McUride Treasurer Phil. Helschan Bupt. Publio luBtl uua K. B. Mcr.lruy , ( J. H. Mitchell Beuatore Jj N.Lolph Hinger Hermann Congressmen ( W. h. Kllis Printer.... Frank C. Baker ! F. A. Moore It. B. bean Seventh Judicial District. Circuit Judge W. L. Bradsha-w l'ros'iculing Attorney W. H. Wils n Morrow County Otncials. join Senator... ....Henry Blackmau Representative J. h. Hrown C-uuty Judge ..Julius Keithly ' Commissioners Pelei Bi euuor J. 41. Baker. Clerk.... :J. W. Morrow Sheriff Geo. Noble. Treasurer W. J. L eier Assessor K. L. haw " Surveyor la Brown School Bup't W. L. Baling Coroner T. V. Ayero, J r BKPPNEB TOWN OFFICERS. frKtvt J' R. Simons CouncilmeH.. O. E. Farnsworth, M, ijichlauUial. Otis Patterson, Julius Keitlily, W. A. Jobobton, J. L. Veagar. Kecoruei A. Roberts. rreasure fc. G. Blocum Jtarshal J. W.Kasmua. Precinct Offlserli. Justice of the Peace F. J. Hallock (.'unstable 0. W. ltychard United states Land Officers. THE DALLES, OB" . J. W. Lewia , K-gisu r T.B.Laug .Beceivr . . . LA O BANDS, OB. A Cleaver Register A.C. McClelland Receiver SECEEI SOCIETIES. Doric Lodge No. 20 K. of P. meets ev ery Tuesday evening at 7.80 o'clock in their Castle Hall, National Bank build ing. Sojourning brothers cordially i vitd to attend. W. L. HALING, C C. W. B PoTTEE, K. of It. 4 8. tf RAWLINS POST, NO. 81. G. A. B. ,Met at Lexington, Or., the laat Saturday of ach month. AU veterans are invited to join. r.C. Boon, Geo. W. Smith. Adjutant, tf Commander. PEO?ESSIOUAli. A A. ROBERTS, Rl Estate, Insur- Btice and Collectiona. Office iu Conncil CbamberB, HeppnPr.Or. " tf. tt herer At Abrabamaick's. Id addition to his tailoring business, be has added a 6ne line of underwear of all kiuds, negligee birts, hosiery, etc. Also baa on band some elegant patterns for suits. A. AbrahAmsiok, May street, Heppner, Or. Coffin & MoFarland have jnst receired oar ioad ot Mitobell Wagons, Uacks, .etc., aua have also a large snpply of farm ine implementa of all kindp. a J. N. BROWN. JAS. D. HAMILTON Attorney at Law, Brown & Hamilton Prw-tjo in all eoorta of the atat. lnsuranoe, 4al MUts oolleetun and loan agents. Promiit attenuon givea to all business entrust red to them. Omcx Maix Stbeet. Hirrxra, Oaaoog. II f PP H V H l'Ul W ' J"LJ fa 1 '-V' I Il;S'iest of ail in leavening rov.cr. Latest U. S: Gov't Report. I TRIBUNAL OF FOOLS A Year's Subscription to a Pop ular 'Agricultural Paper GIVEN FREETO OUR READERS . By a special arrangement with tbe pttlilixhers we are prepnred to furnish FREE to' each of our readers a yearV subscription to tbe popular niouthly agricnltural journal, the American Farmer, published ui Springfield and Clevelmid, Ohio. Tbis offer is made -to any of our sub Boribers wbo will pay up all arrearages on subscription and one year in advanoe, and to any new subscribers who will pay one year in advance. The American Farmer enjoys a large national circula tion, and ranks among tbe leading agricultural papers. By tbis arrange ment it COSTS YOU NOTHING to re ceive the Amrmcan Farmer for one year, It will be to your advantage to oail promptly. Sample copies can be s 'en at our office. , BY Bl'KClAL AKhA.NuKxMJiM ttlln' UK publishers, we are abk it obtain a mtiubur of tb above book, and propose to furnish a copy to tacn ot our subscribers. The dhtioaary in a uevewiiiy in every home, school ai.ii businerts houne. ft til Lh a acaimy, and iurimh(B know lease which no one hun dred other volumes 01 ilie ehoieest books eoukl supply. Young and old, educated and ignorant, rich and poor, Hhuuki have 4 witliiu reach, and refer to itseontenla eery day In the year.. Ah some have abked 11 thin is really the Orig inal Webster's Inabndged Dictionary, we are able to slate we have Iturued direct from (he publibhers the iaet, that thin is th very-work coin nlete vin w hieh abcut iorly of the lien, ynii's 01 the auhor'a hie w'.re (i well employed: In writing. It coiitains the entire vocabulary 01 about luu.UUU words, iiKdnding the correct spell ing, derivation and deliiiition obsame, and id the regular siaudaid size, containing about LMJO.uun square inches ol printed surface, and is bound iu cloth hail morocco and sheeo. Until further notice we will furnish this valuable tficvonary First lo any new subscriber. Second To any renewal subscriber. Third To any subscriber now n arrears who pays up and one year in advance, at the following prices, viz: Full Cloth bound, gilt side and back stamps marbled edges $1-00. Half Mo occo', bound, gilt side and back stamps, marbled edges. $1.50. Full Sheep bound, leather label, marbled edges, $2.00 ..Fifty cents added in all cases for express age to Heppner. 4jpAB the publishers limit the time and number ol books they will furnish at the low prices, we advise all who desire to avail 'them selves of this great opportunity to attend to it at once. fSlLVKK'H tHiMPIUN :THEE THE DAILY-BY MAIL , .Subscriptiou price reduced as follows: One Year (by mail) : : $6 00 Six Months " : : 3 00 Tlirre Months " : : : 1 00 One Month " : : LO THE WEEKLY BY MAIL. One Year in Advance) : $1 00 The News is the only consistent c .airpion of silver iu the West, and should be in every home in the West, atid in the bands of every miner and business man in Colorado. Send iu your subscriptions at once. Address, , TIII3 RTEWB, Deliver, Colo. LUMBER! rt HAVE FOR HALE ALL KINDS OF L'N 11 dressed Lumber, ltl aiilea of Heppner, at what ia known as the SCOTT SA-VC-IVIXXjXj. rER 1,000 FEET, KOHUH, " " " CLEAR, - 10 00 17 60 F DELIVERED IS HEPPNER, WILL ADD L o.oo per l.ouu feet, additional. L HAMILTON, Prop. D. Am HHmiltofiiMangr WISCONSIN CtNTRAL LIN'tS ( Northern Pacific R. R. Co., Lessee ) LATEST TIME CARD Two Through Tra;ns Dai:y. 12 4'pm!6 'J.rpmlLv.Miimepoli8Arlr Ihamkl'iptn l.'J-')pnii7 l-rtpm Lv. ...St. l'Hiii.,.Ar'VO.'ami'MiJp'n 10.snain'4a'pii):i,v...Du1nth...Artll Id" ifi-'mpm 1 4.)pin i7.o.jpm Lt. . Afhland , . Arl b.'iml8 :)pm 7.1iamlld.oam,r...Chicgo. .Lv 5 0UainilU.4i" I I I I Tk-ketn sold and baeKaire rheikel through to all pint In the I'nlH-d .-tHtit and ( anada. rime eruinwtioii intule in Chicago with alt train doing Kaai mim) ituth. For full information apply to yonr neares; liekst agent or JA-. C. POND. Gen. Pau. and Tkt Aft. thiago. Jit Webster's Unabridged If affil nlOTinilflDY- i -r?ssy-f.nc'.TIrst-t,ucncJi"s- ; Caveats, Trade-marks, Dosign Patents, Copyrights, And all Patent business conducted for MODERATE FEES. Information and advise firm to Inventors wlth charge. Address PRESS CLAIMS CO., JOHN WEDDERBURN, Mi-miElns Attorney, P. O. Box ICS. Washington, D.Q yT!iia Company Is managed by a combination of llii! liir.'o?t :-n! most ititlucntijil newspapers in ths I'rJrnl St :te, for tljc exjiresH imrpofle of protrrt tl((j IE:tr siiltMrcCiorfi L-tiist Uliseruptilotis ':::d Irn oiiipett '.: P.e:it A;-en:d, and each paper 1Ml"ti!t';tliti a- ritli.'ivdt foitelies for tini responBi idlilyi.adhi;:lir.taii:UajilioPi'i5Clal1ili;uipaiij. y W 1 iitscif; "If l!ia it rriooti 1 conkl pot. j; whenever I'm dry ;-SfX. my in -.out i coma wet; TJAesnoonisa' I quarter withaquar . tcr I hear; you crn purciiasc five -gal lons ct A 25c. package makes 5 gaHons, Be sure and ; 6ui I1IKB!, . ON-POISONOUS V Qhu br pmonrHil at t tie dnit! HT.'rc i t !. .W. Ayfi'rs, h Next. door to Cily Hotel, HEPPNER, : ' : ORKtiO Kqnal to lime nntl Hiilpliur. nr.d betler fur t bfj wool, ns it tirntutes ! urnwtb rattier tbitn tlamtiKcs it. It Is worth the price to e'-ery person vlne rends a uevispupor lint litiKtou Jouriiul. THE JOURNAL RE FEUS TO Blue Pencil Rule -11 Y- A. a NKVINs; A Tocket Primer for the ukp of Kcnortcrh, d resnrnideniR ttnd Copy 1 hopinTM. i-liort, si i , and luacticai rul8 'or Hiiiking anil iii i newinpcr copy, hjhI ni'ccjihil value to nil w M to wri:e ennert K'lyiish, eut on receipt fit pric e. Price 10 conts copy. aI.LKn K"H MAN. 1 ' 1 1 .1 i i 1 1- 117 NasfeRU street. New York Il'.'i-.J AHE VOL' 1NV (iUUl) AT TIZZUS? The genius w ho invented the '"Firteon" pit zle, "1'igs in Clover," and niuuy others, ha 1 vented a brand new one, which in going to i the greatest on rccorci. 'Iliere is fun, iuafr tiou and entertainment in, it. The obi n leurned will find as much mystery in it hh t young and unopjinticaled. 'Ihisgrcut pu .. is the property of the New Yurk I'ress Club, n whom it was invented by ?-auiuel I-oyd, lii great puzzleist, to be sold lor the benelit of tl, movement to erect a great home for newnpiipi workers iu New York. . Uenerous friends hn-. given $rj,ouo in prizes for the succoFful piiz, I solvers. TKN ( KN scut lo tbe "i'rew ( In Building and Chrnty Fund," Temp'o t our .New York City, will yet you the nnsnery n, return mail. Ilvoiy HoncJor tb' 'I'-.i' journal is inited to aid in tiie erccrin of a great home tor newspaper won crs by sending one dime to "I'rvs CI . Building and Churiry Fund," Triple Co n New York. You will aid a great work ai.d r. ceie by return mail a wondi rful ptizde-gum-wtiichamusis the young and old, brtilie tin imitheinatichinsai.d i met cots every bo. ty. i'n In spirited nierehants have contributed 2.'.m worth of preiuiuniH for such as can solve th mystery. Everjihing from a "Knox" hat 'to . 'titeinway" piano. DUJ YOU TJiY "i'las is clove i: or the "FIFTFEN I'UZZLE." Well, the man w ho invented them luis jus completed another little playful mystery ft;i young and old, w hieh is Del ing for TLN CI-,N'!'. tor the benefit of the fund to erect a home Un newspaper workers in New York. This p i..W is the property of the New Yorkfrcws Clul( and generous trieiids of the club have douatcrj over $J."mjj to provide prizes for lucky people, young or old, who solve the mystery. There i a lot of entertainment and ii.ptructkm In it, Send a dime and get the souvenir puzzle by return mail. Address "Press Club Souvenir," Temple Court, New York City. HARNE-S-HfTOP. Mock hm) fixture. Urn. business: enlnblihed In the hml-t "i ffn larmiiijr rind htm k-mifijiir i-onntry. Alsi for sale a trood hoise mid i o lot vj;b or without the business property. 1-tr iu'th'T in formation addrew oiz.'tte. iieppii-r, r. 4k:, tf Plso'f r.emrrjy for Catarrh ! the El Bat, KaM'c-t to T'. ar ti harK-s-t. Sold by DrajtBlsts or sent by mail. 60c E. T. UueUlne, Wsrren, fa. m ' oi i! 1 -if.. -, BSOilif mi PUR FUNERAL FASIILOXS. The Latest Ckyltt Cm and Kcbos for tli.; D. cC. An Estimate of fi-' "'- ; -1 Atttntl.int Vion n I'::.':: rv:'.'."1. : . rr:il Motl-TU T ; : V wis 'I do not know of tr: 1 in which swh mnr.: i-?-' ; talcon place in er"": r T' 1 as in that of itu '. 1 the leading m"n ii IV' ' -. porter for the Mi".;:'-'.11 "Ton or a (Ha y 'i " :, r made till their n-.v i e.'Ci'v usually praet-iet:! e-iT.'- in addition, to Mryi-tv' wooI-vorlr of uH Vs, l well as cofiiir;. X .;".. i" mannfacturinT coiii:1.;. 1V: luinds of a few .h-' yr. have a practi?al m-iTjn'; their faetories in the vVn and if necessary coul.i e: any man who would vin. ufaeture on a sm-'ll .'.c.J.;. buy from tliem at vh ) .i the arranenr'nt i . a - ' lwlh f.Ulc.i. Jlany'or t'-v: a stock of eoj'nns wort'i dollars. Thev are rer'.-H'' n- iinsmess e'- '-e- have e f'.nv year :;;ii l oite pf ' t o a re- . Ti'ibune. t vl-'ftakcrs '! iti-y were l l-ei-t, and luafaetured i' l.iiids, be, i-tesn of : ':. intj the j vhieh They have r tlistriets, iy undersell to man " tili't'takers raies, and ' one for .'. 'tas carry .' t'tou".and '1 hv drum- mers who, instead of earr i-i-; naraples, have books, elaborately illustrated with cuts of the different style:.;." "Il:is this now arrun ',vm 'ir't. reduced the cost of burial?" the rc;? vbtv asked. "No. On the other ha'vl a funeral costs tti'irc now t'lttn at a half ecmtnvy. at I-.':tr.t," "As lon.-r as po;lj i wooden eo i riov .' rattier t'tai ilri; it due t i t'13 i :. .';. t..i:it ' com ni sc'ii';1!' ry: y.?:;: pleooul Tbj i- '-.- t t itu within i i the reply. 1 ou u ,inr i:l i : -.'-'tise ,t. ULi IS I 'tub t bo- .:rth nt. t t,n, the to oarth' ca-jlct '. This ca';!rjt it i tlironi t!io oj.m air lias fi-cn ' -causing spaj'ly rcr f.u.t liii similiites v.'il't t1: ; t :n ..ins, it the ;".i i.Mtt to v.tl'.ir. j -f ,'i' ej-e- is tome :';'t of re- . -' in to f:-; "'hU to 'hi-rof "what : i" s t '.em ii' e ': h:-t. i ::.(.,- r.-,i- epii. ;.ly, mtilco tliis styl-'of c- i "A man v.'iiilo livi.i rnation after rt.'ut't, !r tiling oirn;i-,, in ducin tho r via.ii v-i :.f aslios, wliirjli car -i shrink from t'ii , tho dead. 1 i similar fen - - -.. '." ' from uv.in t't-: "-.;': This stylo f eoSin o lars uji. a:.' -Ji' l'n;f t used. V.'iiil.' ft di . after h"ri;f pnt -i n L-m-strong and iiusu'.a-:-. pose. "Enibalmm'r ii rJ1' the plaee of the old-' The modern proce--. i ment over the old :' keeping the de;:,h ;: little more. Mi:-.!1!'-, qnantit-r of eol-K-l--. :-, I :'.vs iMiied, it is ej.ti-ttl pur- idly tithinrr ,... ;,....i, )Xt i improve :ied way of It bet very 'i' de;t1!i a Stl j-.-ted i drio? into the nt't u-i ;: v.l : e corpse I .-.': n .' ' it improve:-, the in;r the it I and by. iilii-i r ottt 1 - of cmaeiai.'o.'i."' I . l'l)o yii'i Irivi ! i" ' Iccting Liiii.'' ' v. t t; query. I "Well, v,- h--. : CO, it i:i j'.r t ',:' ; posed to :i:iv t r more pi-opi-lv -. - --' '. providing bn:-i .1 i friend. Nojn - t i : goes to an .. ' . rations for pay tho bill : taker iii told t-i! 1 '' ' I style, and the '. - . surprised tit th1 btdieve t!t:tt t!: : swindle then, t :' 1 dispute tlie eh :i' ; . quently r.;.' t t i . thinfr, peo;.! : v.-h i p an uiid'r ;t;i'i li:i--. t svery t.'iin ; b.'ioi' ' -ranrem-''i( i. I.i .'. ?:.i taker is able t' c ill" 't tate, but iu iiiji; It: him. ' "The cheap-t f i" fant, will e i .1: :ii:t can e"petid :t! .t ) .'. e. one f .literal, f e : i ' : : cral I runt, e j X : ; sand dollai-i. o.i i sive fetttures of a f-i:; poor qnartette o tiu r drcd dollars. V. r, Is adiii'tl to by ;x " ' ' -If a m m p , I t without fricu 1 o.- r the p.ihlie a l-a'.ii l ftmer:tl iu n 1 1 i .' - j "Tho h ttf.: -,f .-. -do with its ) v i ' i i : are at hut-t hv-.' t' ' rit-Ues, the Lit., t ' with pl'i-dt or e'VJi j on tlie eush 't. fit i i of carri:!'- -s af n . now. th.e iu . l ' , bii' 1 cofiiti au-1 t i h " ti' show t j la tt lv . it arc l-e tt.ti i ' raore i - the e-,'eni: '.f i ''r.'' p j btisiufr-.'-i r.ie.-t e :u "CT'w .v,:f; 1 c-t i pea,.r..I,y a Ih. i j blae!;-v:.ii; i! .- , ) lller l ii' t '. a '. '. .. kyt-.ar- i !.;:!.' you rr j.' t.: u . " Colored cloth, or wi'.i d - b,' vl ( oior iu eases : :'ou reoo,- in coi fs next . Yon tire op- or 'best V is Th.ey v t the b'!!. t ;, 1:1 -to e.- '.'.ill not i .''( -, f,-e-, . .., .l'd )' It !VO .': i'-t.tof ' i i ; t ie ar i lu.i uad 'r i in'ta's (ts- a Ijss to d "t of an in- i :r ,, while you y u want, . t i-it of (1 ;;i f I'V't m thou 'ti' nto ,t cxp .'n 1 i:i tiie tti'.i ,ie, a ' I'et ,t o.ie liun i uitly tiie cost ; ..ui-ii iter a foe. i pi- iu ,rty ill as i .' :.i iu this eity 'i' fri'.'r-i him a i 't' i rn ':i:n. , i i h is tnu th to ! lh'.e th"re d':!'erent, va- j ii 'iit' ;overed :. ' t ) th.it used j .'itit lore,' lines j a '. :'i in vo'rnc j ' i ' i 1:1 o;l the I I- ! it Will I i) i yf uti'T lis ! 1 tiie thne, ve-1, because : t now more i 1 r ..."wood or j i v.'. re h pop- .ee I'.VT' .d iras- ' ty, tho lol ': 1 .1. l li-rht- v:i I'iols didieat? shade.sofiilu -.li. ('' ., ; ireld'-vly per sons trre u .udlv lined with black satin. The must du-aiile woodiseodar. Metal lie eo'.Uns. wh'teh now cost less than for merly, are mo:;'!y used when the death has occurred from contusions disease! or in warm climates," U. A. It. NO I'ii & We take this opportnuity ot informing tir subscribers that the new oommia inner of pensions has been appointed !Io iu itu old soldier, ami we btdievi ln.t soldiers and their heirs will rt ei ive justice at his hands. We do no iiticii'tite that there will be any nulio i hnat'ea in the ndministnition of pensim lf its under the new regime. We ou UI advise, however, that U. S. oi.lit rs, sailors and Iheir heirs, hil; 'iep in make iipplitmtioii at once, i hey tuive not hlread) dime so, in on! o fi-eure the lienelit of li e curly filie f tlteir olniuii in e;iS3 there should h future ppiiDion ! cisltilinii. Sue enisl-itiou is Heldoiu rt-trotictive. Then fine it is of treat iuipnrtM'Oe that n olio itions lin filed iu the ilcpiirliuent ti he i tut 'est possible dido. If Hie U. S soldiers, sailors, or (lei widows, children or parents disiro in oiuintii.u in reiranl to iicuuMn nia'tiT iii-y sltotilil write to the Tress Olaiti. leilipniiv, lit Wnlilif!ten, 1). (!., i,n ii" will prepare mid send tlie uecess;r itupiiiintioii, if thev fltul thiin entttli -undei the tiiimeroiiH laws enaidutl lieir li' iielit. Aildress - , TliKSS CLAIMS COMPANY. Joh.v Ui'Diii'iiiiiitN, 5J.-ili:lj;i!i(j Attor ney. Wtishinmon, !.. V., P. O: ih x i'Wi tf. COMFORT-HOTAND COLD. , It Is to Ho Found l.i tho. ItellfCtlim That Tlterit Are Worse CilinutuN Which is tlie very hottest region l)f the fflobe is disputed warmly somitiines by travelers. The thermometer will not decide in the sense we refer to, says tho London Standard, because local condi tions have such preat inlluenec on our fooling of misery. Those, who have been quartered at Aden would 1not al low that any spot on this upper earth can be more awful than that, lint' un fortunates who have dwelt in Hcindc mock the terrors of Aden. Visitors to Hushire, in the Persian gulf, talk light ly of Seindc; and Russians assert that there arc districts in central Asia more terrible than all three. One would in cline to believo them also, if only it were proved possible to live through a summer in heat more cruel than that of Keinde, for instance. Americans also put in a claim for their great desert. One thing is assured that the famous Sahara does not approach any of those mentioned, in some parts of Seindc necessity taught the inhabitants ages ago to invent an apparatus for cooling their rooms, which we were glad to adopt under the name "windsail." As for the actual heat in the severest climates, persons otherwise trustworthy will give astounding reports. We have heard responsible ollieers of the old Inr dian ilotlla avouch that they have seen the glass register 21)0 degrees in the sun at liushire. It was a long time ago, however, and there lies their excuse. Perhaps ISO degrees has been recorded, for a brief space, under peculiar cir cumstances. Hut when 1110 degrees is passed every fraction becomes horribly perceptible. Ten degrees above this is not uncommon. The,eoolest place to bo found at Shikarpur sometimes has been 140 degrees. Hut 1 'JO degrees in tho shade may be regarded as the tempera ture of the very hottest climates in the world when no wind blows. Fancy that as a minimum, for forty-eight hours at a stretch. At Sakkur the year round, mark residents endure a minimum of !)7 degrees; happily there are very few whites among them. Put this is iti a time when no wind blows; and winds are the rule from .March to July. There is the Suk. whi'-h rises, as s::ientiil.: persons allege, in the Kaehi desert; but ordinary mortals will not be persuaded that it litis its origin in the upper world. All life with'Ts be fore it. lint there is worse. The bad-i-biinoon kills outright everything it en counters; not only that it, burns up tis tne and cartilage, so Hint the limbs etin be pu'le l asunder when the storm has passed by. Of course it is rare and brief and very narrow in its track. Front 1 lie ro'if of his house in Jacoba pnd, tin nlncer watched it sweep by, de stroying i!"t.ttn!ly everything it met; but li.', fifty yards from the edge, fell only a wanner irlow Minn usual. I.lqii'ir LlriMiM's Id Mpxlfin, In the City d '.1 ooi'o the Ineimie from th taxiition of tiquorrt and the. liceiMi) on saloons is very large indeed. Kvory liquor and piiiua utiop pa)' a monthly license, in ii'iiii'mn lo the license fees on saioons, an octroi, or entry tax, is collected on all p'nqiie coming within tho city limits. Fur tho fhcidycar just ended this gate tax auiountoi lo tho sum of SMn.OhO, or more than I1..7J0 a day. The pulque shops open at six o'clock in tliu inoniiug and close at five o'clock in tho iflcruoon, and notjone of them - a buck door. IJucKl.-ii Ai'ioca .-iilis. i'he in it si.lve in the world for ciio i. tiiHi's, hoick, ulcers, salt rheum, h v.--i n, l.-lli-r, ' hhr,t d bund", clulliiini, ti'i.rtiitid nil skin enuiliouH, Hint pom I -.-Iy cures piled, or no p.iy required, 1 i rt L.orii'tiiti-1-d to Kive perfect sal IwfMjtioi or -noee h-fnml'!, Pnei 2ii ci-uts pi b"X. For side hy Sioeuiu-.Johnson JJi iii. Cotiiiany. Prevent at"! cur' Constipation UlliJ S!t UcatiaL-iii', ,Sfiiill liije IK-ana. fhs Queer and Time- Honored Institution of a Badenese Town. The little town of Stuckach, in Baden, which has barely 2,000 inhabitants, en joys the peculiar title of "Deutschland'i Narrcn Kcsidcnz" that is, the German court (or capital) of fools, saysCassell'a Sa' irday Journal. Tho namo originated in tho privilege accorded to tho town by letters patent, and exercised for cent uries, of holding annually at carnival time a publio fool's assizo, at which all the follies committed by the people of the town and vicinity wero made known and held up to public ridicule. Accord ing to local tradition Stoekach was tho birthplaceof Hans Kuoni, jester to Leo pold, tho brother of Albert the Wise, Archduke of Austria. Just before ths battle of Morgarten, in 1S15, the man in motley was asked to express his opinion of the plans of tho campaign, which had been adopted in his presence. Hans shook his cap and bells and answered: "Your speeches please me- littlo, ray masters, for you only think and debate hcv you shall enter the eaemy'i terri tory, but take no thought how you shall leavoit."ThehaHiotook place. Leopold' forces wcro defeated ami escaped death almost by a miracle. Then the Arch duke Albert, "be a use -tho fool had been wiser than his all brother coun selors," gave, him tho riuhb "to sit in judgment upon tho w'so" annually ia his native town, tie.! granted many priv- iloges and imai court." This p met even in the composed of (hi president a'' 1 :t "fool - eouiii , ,o. s members of I h e select the en -es y. s to this k'foola' tribunal, which at cetittiry, was her of fools', as -t;i 'ti r."1; iy d number of s ' (i,-isi ic.ui tes. , The eo-.it :. t ot, in ,J itiuary to to be j,i'irt,ed to the tn,,-e t'to programme fioi feM.nal of fovils. These court arid to a. tho subseqiu-u preliminary ims tines to. k place in a tavern called too i '..'. -,' Inn and die, tinguished l.y a , -.o il s neld or tablet on thooiiC'V v.-r,o. .hi the (Sunday b ore ShroVw.thiti-.U;. the foots' olvrks, in fantastic garb, ilrnvo through .the town in a earring e drown by fuui" horses f tended byt negro footmen and outriders, and loudly lioliltad tho attentive, and in many cases anxious, inhabitants, that such and such cast s would bo presented to the court to be hold on the approach ing Shrovo Tuesday. , i Shrovo Stintlay and Monday wore given over to the "young fools," or the children, who marched through - the streets in fantastic drons, asthoydid, and still do, in many oilier, places. Jleanwhilo a nuinbej' of the boys main tained a sort of v. a ten at the fools' troo, and, with oao-splitting noises and blows of whips! dr'ovo away allcomers who wero not fantastically attired. In roward'for this sor-viee each urchin re coivod an linnionatf" Tools' cake. On the eagerly-awaited Shrovo Tuesday, at ton o'clock in tho morning, the members of tho oourt assembled on a great platform in the open air, and tho judicial pro ceedings woro begun. Tho fools' prose cutors niado their satirical accusations, and tho persons convicted of folly, when their orimos had boon described, were punished by having thoir names en tered in the hook of fools. No one was spared. Tho guilty ones, without distinction of person, wero public ly ridiculed and enrolled among the fools. Protestations were of no avail, and whoovnr ventured to oritl Jise tho sentenco of tho court or to speak in favor of tho convicted fools was declared to be a fool himsolf and his name was put on the roll. When all the cases had been disposed ot a procession, headed by tho council of fools, marched through tho streets, pausing fre quently, ospocially before tho houses of tho convicted persons, to read aloud the sentenco of tho court to tho great do light of tho populace. The sontonoe was also affixed to the doors of tho crim inals' houses. Tbon beiran the festival of fools, tho programme of which in cluded a lively theatrical representation for tho populace, a banquotat tho Fools' Inn; and another banquet and dance in tho evening. On tho next day, Ash Wednesday, at four o'clock in the after noon, tho council again assembled be fore tho Fools' Inn to bury their folly. At tho head of tho procession cumo two young folk bearing lnrnenso keys the keys to tho realm of folly. Next came tho fools' guard, carrying a parti-colored and decorated stuff, oft tho top of which was tho bust of Hans Kuoni. lie was followed by two fools' treasurers, wbo boro an ancient carved chost containing the books of fool and tho records of the court. Then canto tho father of fools, usually the oldest male inhabitant of tho town. The rest of the fools fol- I lowed, wulking two and two, with bowed I heads and ih siionco, like attendants at a fune. al. When tho procession had roaohod tho fools' troo it marched around it three times and then dispersed, and the reign of folly was over for that year. TUB WKslKIlN I'UIIAIilllillli. We nre in receipt of the May number of onr state school paper. It exneeds 'nv of tho former liumb-rs ir value The paper this mouth contains msnv fw mid vnliiiible features. The illus ruled series on the schools of the stab introduced by a pnper on the Friend' '"lyteehnic Institute at Hiilein, Oregon hese pnpers cannot fail to be of grcm hie both to tbe sobools and to tin Win. There are also several fine articles The only Pure Crsam of Tartar Powder.-No Ammonia; IVo Alum. Used in Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard. by our best writers and tbe departments, "Current Event8.""8tarday Thoughts," "Educational News" "The Oracle Auswers, Correspondents," etc., eaoh oontnin much valuable reading for teachers or parents. The magatiue hns about 60 pages of matter, well printed and arranged. We pronounce the Western Pedagogue the best educa tional monthly on tbe coast. Everyoue of onr readers should have the paper if they are at all interested in eduaatioo. No teacher school direc tor or student can get along well with out it. We will receive subscription at this office. Price only $1.00 a year. When desired we will send the Western Pedagogue and Gazette one vear to one addreps for $3.00., Call and examine ample copies. Teachers, directors and parents, now is the time to subscribe, tf "A LITTLE NONSENSE." Voice from tho Cage "The saloon." he solemnly drawlod, "is the house that Jagg built." Buffalo Courier., . "Have you really signed as pitcher on the nine?" sho asked, breathlessly. 'l have," ho answered. "Then I am ewers," she replied. Puck. Mrs. Bloodgood "What! not an open fire-place nor a stove in the whole house? How does your father warm his slippers, Willie?" . Willie (ruefully) "Warms 'em on me, ma'am." Burling ton Froe Press. r Coming from the Theater. Wife (to husband) "I enjoyed the play ever so much. It is an excellent piece ol dramatic wirk a ripe production, 1 think." "Yes; ft mellow drama." Ar kansaw Traveler. j Miss I uphrotta Cumberland (seat ing herself ac tho melodoon) "Jennie, come heah, please." Jenuie "Whatfo' to tu'n the leaves?" , "No; I want ye to lif up do keys when dey stick down." Harper's Bazar. MustOoby Rule. Chief "Have you gotany clews?" Subordinate "No, bul I've caught tho criminal." Chief "Wei 1. you must go out and get a few clews. It will never do to break established rules, jou know." Torro Haute Express. , She Knew What She Wanted. Old Lady "I'd like to buy some plasters, young feller." Drug Clork "Yes, ma'am; porous?" Old Lady "Do you s'poae I want to ketch my doath o' cold? Let's see your winter stylos." Judge. -7-Curicus "You've Beon thenewre Torsible coat?" tjuerlcus "No, what is .tlike?" Curious "A combination over joat and house coat." Querious "Ah, 1 loe. After you have worn it out you wear it in!" Clothier and Furnisher. ''Susie," satd'WUllo to his sister, "what are Blackfoet Indians?" "What ire what?" "itlackfeet Indians." "I don't know, I'm sure," said Susie, "what the expression can moan, unless thoso wicked traders have been selling tho poor Indians some oi the hosiery that is warranted not tc fade" Merchant Traveler. Old Mrs. Smiley "Next time I gel took down sick, my dear, I wish ye wouldn't have that there young sprig ol a doctor come to attend mo. I don't go much on young doctors, no how." Mr Smiley "Well, Maria, who would you like to have me call?" Mrs. 8. "I've kinder took a notion to the doctoi around the cornor. I dunno much aboui him, but I see he's got a sign out 'Votorinary Surgeon,' and I think he must bo a man of experience." Amur ioa. DEBORAH'S BROWN HAIR. A Iturious Story from Maine of a Love Lock anil a Ntlrk or Wood. Thirty-seven years ago, says the Boston Traveler, a Yankee fishing skipper of Vinal Haven, .Mo., named Solomon Marshall, was courting Debo rah Sholes, of Upper Port La Tour, N. S. While at her home he bad. begged a lock of her beautiful golden brown hair. During the succeeding winter, which he sjicnt at his home, he received the news that the youn;f lady of his heart had turned tickle mid was allow ing another the honor of her company to village, merry-making. In his despair he and a friend named Colby, who was afterwiirds killed in the war, bored a three-quarter inch holo into a white birch tree then about five inches through, put tlie hair in nutl drove home after It a pine plug. The next summer ho went buck to Nova Hcotin and married the fair Deborah, In triumph over his rival, anil brought her to the states, where he afterwards died, lie never thought it necessary to re claim tlie hair, and there it remained for year after yeur, the tree waxing urge and strong, and covering over with its white wood and puper bark tho preciouB token hid in its bosom. Last winter Mr. Edwin Smith, who now owns the old Marshall farm, cut the tree for firewood. In splitting the wood the ax happened to lay the tree oien exactly on a pine plug, with a lock of beautiful hair behind it. The outside end pf tin plug. wu covered by three inches of solid wood, which consisted of thirty-seven annual rings. The bail mil plug aro now in possession of Mrs, Margaret Turner, of Isle au Ilntite, Me., the hister of the heroine of this little rou...L:rt woo is now Mrs. Saunders, of Lockport, N. . liipan Taliulos ; for torpid live r. r