c fflFIHjnp TO SELL TOU ! Give your butinet to Heppner people mnd therefore auiit to build up Hepp ner. Patronize thoee who patronize fou. W. hold each and eyery correspondent re sponsible for his or her communication. No correspondence will be published unlesl the writer's real Dame la Blg-iied as an evidence of food faith. Did iou ever Bead about tba JEl Man who Hid hii Light under A bushel? JfcJ Yes? well That Is like Doing business Without advertising. JEt All the Snide schemes In the country Will not aaoomplish JE1 Half as) much As a good ad. In a Rood, live, Legitimate newepaper, Jl One that Is read Br the people, And that owns Its own Soul; that Uses ill space Like merchandise, JEl Worth dollar For dollar. Judob Lanoforo, of the State Washington, died on the l.'Stb inst. of H . Stanley, a rancher of Wasco county, shot himself through the heart with a rille May 12th. Tbb Inland Telephone Co. are build ing their line into Portland and will run branch into Canyon City, via Long Greek. Can Heppner afford to be shut out in this enterprise? We think not. The distrust of the people lu the ability of the administration to manage the affairs attendant upon it are being manifested in many ways. Broken banks, scarcity of money and a dear medium of exchange are a few of the leading features. Salem is fighting the location of nil state institutions outside of Halem. If he keeps up this lick the oapilol will be changed inside of five years. It is well not to kill the goose that lays the golden egg. or even rullle her tail-feathers, for that matter. The great voter of Oregon is always on the lookout for greed. The Tammany democrats do not relish the Markley-Murpby dish. E. O, BusseUi the newly appointed appraiser of the Fort of Portland, is a carpet bagger of the baggiest type, and this election is not relished. TonyNoltner, of the Disuatob, is particularly sore. Bro. Glevehnd ought to use a few more "feelers" out this way, else he will disrupt what is left of the organization in Oregon. A wobd to the parents of Heppner is not out of plaoe at this juncture. So long as they are governed in the main by their ohildren, just so long will there be difficulty in maintaining a good school here. Nine months, yearly, is not too long tor a child to spend in school. Of this, the student occupies actually only five days of six hours each in each week, at school work. This gives pupils ample time for reoreation. When Ueppuer's pater-familiae shall bring in vogue again few more clap boards to be ased most diligently and often where they will do the most good, just so soon will there be less insubordi nation among the children of aobool age. The parents will then dictate who shall teaob the schools, how long the terms shall be, and then, we believe, a better yearly attendance will be had. Wi are now reaping a few rewards from the little pieoe of legislation which made silver token money and a com modity and put gold on the throne. Many of the wrecked banks met their failure because their money was out and it was impossible for them to realise on their paper. The money is not in the country, and the nearer we approach to the single standard, as a world, the greater will be the scarcity of money. Fiuanoial wreoke will Btrew every con tinent. We have gradually gotten away from former conditions, and to return to that era may require time, but bi-uieta lism will win in the end. We are a silver producing nation, and the money of our country should be silver, paper and gold. with no limit aa to the amount of the gold or silver. As money grows dearer, in the face of possible free trade in raw materials, no wonder prices are low, be cause, as gold grows dearer, it taken Just that mnnh more to buy a dollar. The lame discount that silver bears is placed on everything but tba property of ths riflh their gold. CTTNX) 160 ACHES Timber Culture claim adjoining, of which deeded land there are 140 acrea good farming land, JL fence. Situated two miles west ef Hardman. . f Price for the whole, $1100 ; or without the timber culture claim, $800. Good, deeded ranch, 320 acres, best stock ranch EIGHT MILE CENTER. Somebody's hogs had better be finding home. Stacy Roberta puts in most of his time plowing. Mrs. M. J. Baling Is visiting friends in Heppner this weed. Horses are in demand on Eight Mile that can work without feed. E. B. Stanton has been following a plow this spring. Something's going to happen good crope, I guess. Hurrah for the Adventists. They are "in it" yet awhile at Eight Mile till we bear the debate anyhow. If yon want a land laid off straight, call on Kiley Jones ; call on Pearl to haul water and the old man to poison squirrels. Grant Worden is'epending his honey moon working for A. W. Saling, plow ing sod. He says it is pretty hard work to plow sod. If you want any wire fenoe out, just call on a man that drives a sorrel and a grBy. He will dear the way from toward Gooseberry. Our school dad was over about Beymer's todny. The old folks were at Sunday school, but he just kept settio' her, just the same. Ed Hooker has been breaking sod for A. W. Saling this week with A. W.'s gang plow. He wants to trade for it beoause it is a CassiUy. No use for me to say that we are goiug to have good crops, for I don't know. I have done my part, and have let Uncle Billy do the rest. John Bellenbrook keeps the stage horHea now. He says he wouldn't oare a snap for the mail contract, for the mail carrier eats dinner with him and pays him 25 cents for it, and that is almost clear profit on the meal. Fisher Iugrum has about thirty-five different kinds of potatoes planted. tie says lie will make out to raise potatoes end watermelons. He has got his stakes set for the largest cabbage head that you ever saw. U. No says the fish are ooming up Rhea creek, but I think be or she is mlBtakeu. Fisher Iugrum says they huve been on Eight Mile for Borne time, but they happen to be suckers. He says they did bite good for a while, but they don t now. I heard that Harlan Stanton was workinir for O. E. Jones. He is doing more "monkeying" than anything else id in ing to get his plow to scour. Yes, 'Hiiiire Jones' business is quite pushing. He has attended to one case this spring that I know of. 8ome of the Distriot No. 31 people are kiokmg because A. W. Saling did not pay $5.00 for the use of the school house New Year's. I was informed that the directors did not charge him nnything for the use of the house. If they hud he would have been very apt to have paid it. The dance was gotten up for a New Ytura entertainment for the young people, and not altogether to make money. Kick; you cuu't hurt a Uurlstitto. For fear of that basket, Homkuodv, Eiiiht Mile Or., May 1.1H9:). BOStti -IIVKIK. Received hy a Certain Young Lady or This Place. "DiabGiiil: Perhaps you will think strange of this, but I regard you as a dear, good girl and a good friend of miue, and it is for that I write this, Perhaps you ara not aware of the fact of how people are looking at yon, but yon kuow the kind of oompany yon have beeu keeping and are keeping at present. This is my advioe to 'shun evil companions.' "Ab you know we are judged by the company we keep. "I would not have written this bad I not felt it my duty to, and I hope yon will not take offruse at this from one that considers your welfare." She also says in reply that she thanks the parties who wrote this, but does not regard them as her friends, or very dear to her, or they would not have been ashamed to sign their names. Let me advise you the next girl you write to, to please sign your name and she will know whom to call on for advice. t). A. R. NOTICE. We take this opportunity of informing our subscribers that the new commis sioner of pensions has been appointed. He is an old soldier, and we believe that soldiers and their heirs will re ceive justice at his hands. We do not anticipate that there will be any radios! changes in the administration of pension all'airs under the new regime. We would advise, however, that 0. R soldiers, sailors and their heirs, take steps to make application at nuce, if they have not already done so, in order to secure the benefit of the early tiling of their claims in case there should be any future pension legislation. Suoh legislation is seldom retroactive. There fore it is of crest' importance that so plioatioui be tiled in the department at the earliest poasinle date. If the U. o. soldiers, sailors, or their widows, ohiulreu or parents desire in formation iu regard to pension matters, they should write to the Press Claims (Jompany, at Washington, 1). (J., and they will prepare and send the necessary application, it they find them entitled uudec the numerous laws enacted for their benefit. Address PHKSS CLAIMS COMPANY. John KiiiiKKiu hn, Managing Attor ney, Washington, D. O., P. O. Box 385 tf. One of the Best Pieces of Land in Morrow County.; in Morrow county, cheap and on For How to Get Twenty-five Hun dred Dollars for Nothing: The Winner has a Clear Gift of a Small Koi tun;, and the Losers Have Pat ents that may firing them in HINI More. Would you like to make twenty-five hundred dollars? If you would, read carefully what follows and you may see a way to do it. The Press Claims Company devotes much attention to patents. It has handled thousands of applications for inyentors, but it would like to handle thousands more. There is plenty of inventive talent at large in this country needing nothing but enoouragement to produoe practical results. That en couragement the Press Claim Company proposes to give. NOT SO HAKD AS IT SEEMS. A patent strikes most people as an appallingly formidable thing. The idea is that an inventor must be a natural genius, like Edison or Bell j that he must devote years to delving in complicated mechanioal problems and that he must speud a fortune on delicate experiment before be can get a new device to a patentable degree of perfection. This delusiou the company desires to dispel. It desires to get into the head of the publio a dear comprehension of the fact that it is not the great, complex, and expensive inventions that bring the best returns to their authors, but the little, simple, and oheap ones the things that seems so absurdly tiivial that, the average oitixen would feel somewhat aBhumed of bringing them to the at tention of the Patent Office. Edison says that the profits he has received from the patents on all his marvelous inventions have not been sufficient to pay the cost of bis ex peri mentB. But the man who conceived the idea of fastening a bit of rubber oord to a ohild's bull, so that it would come back to the band when thrown, made a fortune out of bis scheme. The modern sewing-machine is a miracle of ingenuity the product of the toil of hundreds of busy brains through a hundred and fifty years, but the whole brilliant reBUlt rests upon the simple device of putting the eye of the needle at the point instead of at the other end. THE LITTLE THINGS TUB MOST VALUABLE. Comparatively few people regard themselves as inventors, but almost everybody has been Btruok, at one time or anotlrer, with ideas that seem calculated to reduoe some of the little friotious of life. Usually buoIi ideas are dismissed without further thought. "Why dou't the railroad oompany make its cur windows so that they oan he slid op aud down without breaking the passengers' back?" exclaims the traveler. "If I were running the road I would make them iu such a way." "What wb8 the muu that made this saucepan thiuking of?" grumbles the cook. "He never hud to work over a stove, or he would huve known how it ought to huve been fixed." "Hang such a collar button !" growls the man who ia late for breakfast. "It I were in business I'd make buttons that wouldn't slip out, or break off, or gouge out the buok of my neck." Aud then the various sufferers forget about their grievuncea and begin to think of something else. If they would sit down at the next convenient op portunity, put their ideas about car windows, saucepans, aud oollur buttons into praoticul shape, aud then apply tor patents, they might find themselves in .lepeudeutly wealthy as the man who in vented the iron umbrella ring, or the one who patented the fifteen puzzle. A TKiarrriNa okfeb. To induce people t keep track of their bright ideas and see what there is iu them, the Press Claim Company has resolved to offer a prize. To the persons who submit to it the simplest aud most promising inveution. from a commercial point of view, the company will give twenty live buudred dollars in cash, iu addition to refuudiug the fees for securiug the patent. It will also advertise the invention free of oharge. This offer is subject to the following condition: Every competitor must obtaiu a patent for his inventions through the company. He must first apply for a preliminary searoh, the cost of which will be five dollars. Should this search show his inveution to be unpatentable, he can withdraw without further expeuse. Otherw se he will be expeoted to com plete his appliostioD aud take out I putcut iu the regular way. The total expruse, including Government aud Bureau fees, will be seventy dollars. For this whether he secures ths prize or easy terms- further information call at our office. not, the inventor will have a patent that ought to be a valuable property to him. The prize will be awarded by a jury con- sisting of throe reputable patent attorneys of Washington. Intending competitor) should fill the following blank and forward it with their application : ' , , 1893. "I submit the within described in vention in competition for the Twenty five Hundred Dollar Prize offered by the Press Claims Company. NO BLANKS IN THE COMPETITION. This is a competition of rather an un usual natnre. It is common to offer prizes for the best story, or picture, or architectural plan all the competitors risking the lose of their labor and the successful one merely selling his tor the amount of the prize. But the Press Claims Company's offer is something entirely different. Each person is ask ed merely to help himself, and the one who helps himself to the best advantage s to be rewarded for doing so. The prize is only a stimulus to do some thing that would be well worth doing without it. The architect whose com petitive plan for a club bouse on a cer tain corner is not accepted has spent bis labor on something of very little use to him. But the person who patents a simple and useful device in the Press Claims Company's competition, need not worry if he fail to secure a prize. He has a substantial result to show for his work one that will command its value in the market at any time. The plain man wbo uses any article In bis daily work ought to know better how to improve it than the mechanioal expert who studied it only from the theoretioal point of view. Get rid of the idea that an improvement oan be too simple to be worth patenting. The simpler the better. The person who best succeeds in combinhiRitnpHoity and popularity, will get tV Press Claims Company's twenty.flvfjinndred dollars. The 1 responsibility of this company may be juflged from the fact that its stock is held by about three hundred of the leading newspapers of the United States. Address the Press Claims Company, John Wedderburn, managing attorney, 618 F street, N. W., Washington, 1). C. THE WESTERN PEDAGOGUE. We are in receipt of the May number of our state school paper. It exoeeds any of the former numbers it value. The paper this month contains many new and valuable features. The illus trated series on the schools of the state is introduced by a paper on the Friends Polytechnic Institute at Salem, Oregon. These papers oannot fail to be of great value both to the schools and to the publio. There are also several fine articles by our best writers and the departments, "Current Events,""Saturday Thoughts," "Educational News" "The Oracle Answers, Correspondents," etc, eaoh oontain much valuable reading for teachers or parents. The magazine has about 50 pages of matter, well printed and arranged. We pronounce the Western Pedagogue the beat educa tional monthly on the coast. Everyone of oar readers should have the paper if tbey are at all interested in education. No teacher school direc tor or student oan get along well with out it. We will receive subscriptions at this offioe. Fnoe only $1.00 a year. When desired we will Bend the Western Pedagogue aud Gazette one year to one address for $3.00. Call and examine sample copies. Teachers, direotora and parents, now is the time to subscribe, tf To Quick One of James J. Corbett's elements of sucoess is his extreme quick ness, and it was demonstrated Friday night when he and his company went throogh a performance with the rapidity of a greased thunderbolt cleaving the atmosphere in order to catch the west bound train which, contrary to reports, was not held for their accommodation; hut the feat proved financially dieast eroua. The oompany managed to board the traiu, but it went off without their baggage car. The report is that it afterward cost them $250 to haul their oar out with a speoial engine. The I company, it is said, got gito by their t'eudleton performance, so they are losers just $15 by tueir "iwitt ap- pearanoe in this city. E. O. Jost Sa Newspaper editing is I very funny amusement. If you give man puff be never sees it ; but let one line against bim appear, and he sees it before the paper is off ths press ; and while be would not have time to stop on the street to say "thank yon," hs has time to run all over town to denounce the editor who seeks to print all the news. Ex. A Good Crew. The Dennis orew of shearers are a flue lot of boys, socially peaking, aud are not slow in their line of business. Nearly everyone in this section knows John Dennis and though and the balance A 1 pasture. The iVIVI STIII Deeded ranch, 160 acres, boss wheat land. Will sell on easy terms. A good for it with first crop raised on it. Reason for selling, owner lives in the East and some of the boys are of the California pursuasion, it is looked upon as a Morrow oounty crew. This orew of nine got ready for shearing ' Sunday morning and then fell in on iVloCarty & Kilkenny's band, getting away with boat 1,000 by sundown. Yesterday tbey sheared for Taylor Thompson, re lieving 1,244 of their wooly coats. The Gazette would have no hesitancy in recommending this orew as competent shearers in any country. When the Market's Settled. Hon. T. B. Fell writes:. "As soon as the market gets settled, I Will be over for some wool. What wool, and consequently, woolen goods, will be worth after the next session of Mr. Cleveland's congress, o one knows, and buying wool and making woolen goods is guess-work, to a oertain extent. The large buyers will operate light for some time, and only on a lower basis. Small ones will have to do so. We shall not buy muob before Sept. except to run the mill." This is the general feeling all over the country, and indicates about what wool will be worth this year. Death op a Foemeb Heppnebitb Beub. Grant recently received word from Hioo, Arkansas, that his sister, Mrs. O. Slagle, died at 10:30 p. m., on May 4th. Mr. and Mrs. Slagle formerly lived in this county, where Mr. Slagle suooess fully conducted a cattle venture. About seven years ago they emigrated to Ar kansas and have resided there ever since. Her sudden demise was a sad blow to ber relatives in this vicinity. Arbested for Insaniti, Olaf John son was arrested at Arlington last Sat urday on a oharge of insanity. He bad been herding sheep for 0. A. Rhea for some time, and was just returning from Portland where he had been for treatment. While be aots strangely, many do not think him insane. He complains much of bis . head hurting bim. - Wool Matters. So far, considerable wool has come into Heppner, about BOOjOOO pounds having reaobed the Wool Growers, Warehouse, and several clips at Heppner's warehouse. But two oars have been shipped from the former warehouse, though much of it will be oonsigned this year, wool men hoping for better prices later on. A Healthful Drink. Kleckuer and Sheldon now have on tup fine porter and are prdpared to furnish ."half and half." . , tf THE OPEN SWITCH. J.N ESTABLISHED SAFEGUARD. Anybodv who ti avels by cars knows what is meant by "an open snitch." It 'is the terror of railroad men, and the dread of the traveler. Its victims killed, horribly man gled or maimed for life are numbered by the score each year. Yet even the dreaded " open switch " is not so widely fatal as'is a certain disease, which, without ceasing its activity for an instant, is daily tilling hundreds of graves. What is that terrible ailment? you ask. It is Heart Disease " But," you reply, con fidently, "J haven't any heart disease my heart is all right." Are you SORE? Dr. Ftanklm Miles, of Elkhart, Ind., the distinguished specialist in diseases of the heart and nervous system, states that disor ders of the heart are as common as those of the lungs, liver, stomach, bowels or kidneys, though often unsuspected. The reason peo ple are not aware of this important fact is because symptoms of heart disease are not usually recognized as proceeding from this organ, but are attributed to some other source, it' you have shortness of breath, fluttering or palpitation, pain or tenderness in left breast, shoulder or side, oppressed or choking sensation, fainting or smothering spells, your heart it affected. "I had been troubled with heart disease for years. M v left pulse was very weak, could at times scarcely feel it, excitement would weaken my nerves and heart, and fear of impending death stared me in the face for hours. Dr. Miles' Nervine and New Heart Cure are the only medicines that have proved of any benefit and cured me." L. M. DYER, Cloverdale, Md. " My wife has been taking Dr. iTdei Kew Cure for the Heart. She thinks ltwonderful. She has not been troubled with pain or smothering spells since using it, We have also used Dr. Milei? Pills, and we find them all thev are claimed to be." GEO. L. FINK, Philadelphia, Pa. ' These and hundreds of similar ' testimo nials are convincing proofs of the wonderful rowers ot Dr.. Miles' Ifew Cure far tke Heart t is effective, aareeablt, and above all, SAFE. Sold fir druggists on a positive guarantee, or JJr. Miles Medical C'o juknart, ind. For sale by T. W. Avers jr., HAT TEES OYY.R MF1& CS PORTLAN0.ORE. For sals by Slocnm-Johnston Drug Co, deeded land has a good spring of water on it, all under ANOTHER. Will liiMlfoiiliTf Are you all run down? Scott s Emul-. sion of Pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda will build you up and put flesh on you and give you a good appetite. Scott's Emulsion cures Coughs, Colds, Consumption, Scrofula and all Anaemic and Wasting Diseases. Prevents wasting in children. Al most as palatable as milk, tjietonly tbe genuine. Prepared by Bcott A Bowne, Chemists, New York. Bold by ail Druggists. Elm -:- (;iilM) -:- iLU Thursday Evening, May 25th. : : : : GIVEN BY : : : : TIGER HOSE CO. NO. 1. : : : : MUSIC FURNISHED BY : : : : HEPPNER ORCHESTRA, The best in Eastern Oregon. ook OUt fOK Street Parade in Evening GRAND MARCH AT 8 P. M., Sharp. TICKETS, $1.00. . On Sale at the Usual Places. Floor Managers H. E.' Warren, SPRINGRACES! THJh HTNER PAI -Have ooncluded SPRING MAY 25, 26 and 27 See Program below : FinST DAY. One-half mile for 2-year-olds, Make race, 125 to enter, 10 pavable April lit, $15 payable May 26th First horae all money, except (25 for second horse; 1100 added by the association One-fourth mile dash for saddle horses ; purse, JoO. None but strictly saddle horses allowed to enter. SECOND XXA.-ST. One-half mile dash, free for all; purse, $125. Three eighths dash, free for all; purse, $100. TIIIHTJ DAY. One-half mile and repeat, free for all ; purse, $200. One-fourth mile dash, free for all ; purse, $150. Every effort will be made to make the meeting - Complete -:- Success. A. All thoso who have horses and those interested in racing are requested to oorres- pond with the Secretary. The rules of the Pacific Blood Horse Association will jrovern these races and h. .trti adhered to in every case. It will take live to enter and three to start I five Instance nnl. hi consent of the Association. The purses, with the exception of the stake racl will be dH-ld.d L follows : Seventy per cent, to the winner; 20 per cent to the second hTrsej T fper cent tott. Sir" Entrance fee teu per cent, of puree. p l w A.. D. McATEE, PATTERSON. President. Secretary. OTIS DIRECTORS : A. D. 31? A TEE, OTIS PATTERSON J N BROWV E. O. SPERRYASD T. W. AYERS. WX0m?n ' KIRK & BUHL, The Enterprise Bakery and Grocery Store. On May Street.oppositePalaoe Hotel. They will keepon band a fnll line of STAPLE .AjSD FANCY -f Groceries and Provisions. A full lino nt nhnem Pto T , ... - jJJrtapt in . urst-clas; baiery rustler can pay has no use for it. Scott's Eftnnlsion 8. 8. Horner, G. F. Matthews. 126-9 to hold their MEETING Th.y" w5? .Xh EZAZ