OFFICIAL PAPER. CIRCULATION MAKES The Paper. Without it advertiser get nothing for their money. The Gazette, U'ith one exception, has the largeni, circula tion of any paper ' in Eastern Oregon. Therefore it ranks high as an advertising medium. TENTH YEAH HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 9. 1892. WEEKLY NO. 491.1 SEMI-WEKKLY KO. Some People Buy advertising space because rates are low generally the circulation is a sight loieer. Circulation determines the value of advertising ; there is no other standard. The Gazette is willing to abide by it. SliMl-WfcliKLY GAZETTE. PUBLISHED Tuesdays and Fridays BY THE PATTERSON PUBLISHING OOTAM ALVAH W. PATTERSON.. Bn.. Manager. OTIS PATTKltSON Editor- A' $8.00 per year, for bix months, $1.00 fur ttiree mutiLns; in aUvan.ce. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. The " E-A-O-Xji:, " of Long Creek, Grant County Oregon, Is published by the amc com pany everv Frldav morning. Subscription price, f'.'per year. For advertising rates, address CXailT Ij. Editor and Manager, Long Creek, Uregou, or "Uaietta," Heppner, Oregon, T"HI8 PAPER ib kept on tils at E. C. Duke b I Advertising Agency, IU and 65 Merchants KmIihiiks, San Francisco. California, where ex tracts for advertising can be made for it. THE GAZETTE'S AG CNTS. Wnj?ner, Arlington, Lour Creek, Echo, .. Camas Prairie, MiUi.esoii, Nye. dr., Hanliiian, Or., Hamilton, Grant Co., Or. lone, Prairie CItv, Or., Cumuli City, Or Pilot Itock, Dayville, Or John i-tay, Or., Athena, Or Pendleton. Or B. A. HunBaker Henry lleppner ... . The Kagle Bob Shaw Oscar He Vaul ....Allen MeKerrin II. C. Wright J. a. Woolery ...Mallle A. Kudlo T. J. Carl R. R. Mclialey H. L. Parrlsh G. P. skelton J. E. Snow F. I. McCalllim John Edington Win. U. SlcCroskey Mount Vernon, Grant Co., Or, Shelby, or . .. postmaster .Miss Stella Flett Fox, urani Co., or., Eight Mile, Or Mrs. Upper Khea Creek Douglas, Or Lone Kock, Or Gooseberry .-. Condon, Oregon Lexington J. r. Allen Andrew Ashbaugh . ... B. F. Hevland 8. White R. M. Johnson . P. Snyder .Herbert Halntead . . ..W. B. Mi Allster AN AOKNT WANTED IN EV ERY 1'BF.CINCT. Union Pacific Railway-Local card. No. 10, mixed leaves llnpnner MO a. in. ' 10, " ar. at Arlington 11-60 a.m. " fl, " leaves " 3:47 p. ra. " a, " ar. at Hoppuer 7:t)j p. in, daily except Bunday. East bound, main line ar. at Arlington 3:5(1 p. m. West " ' " leaves SU p. m. Night trains are running on same time as before. HEPPN ER-MON UMENT STAGE. ritage leaves for Monument daily, exeei t Sunday, at 6:30 a. m. Arrives daily, except Monday, at 5 :00 p. m. United States Officials. President Benjamin Harrison Vice-President Levi P Morton Hoc ela y of H'ate John W. font r 8-cretary of Treasury JharlS? "ft Secretary of Interior : W. NM Heerelary of A ar Stephen H.Klkins H-rotary ,4 Navy ... B. F. 1 racy PostinaBter-GenerHl Term Wanamiik'-r Attorney-General W. H. H. Miller Secretary of Agriculture Jeremiah Itask State of Ol 'igon. Governor -,. S- Pn"yer S-cr taryof State tt W.McBncle Treasurer.. Phil- I8n Supt. Public lnal ruction KB. M Senators J j' N. D ill I. I Binger Hermann uongresinwu 4 I W I, F.llin PilLter Frank (I. Baker ludges j W IK. A. Moore Supreme, I t W r. i.ord :. S. Bean Rovpnili Judicial District Clio it Judge W'-3rw?L?n Prosecut n Attorney w- H. Wila n Morrow Comity Official". Joint Senator... ....Henry Blackmail Uepresentative N'v CountyJndge Jnlios Keiihly Commissioners Poiei B.enuel J. M. Baker. . , Clerk J-,V-M1'!W Sheriff -Geo. Noble. Treasurer W. J. L ezer ' Assessor nBW " Surveyor - Isa Brown " School Bup't....: L-Saling ' Coroner T. W. Avers, Jr nEPPNEB TOWN OFFIOEB8. Maioi - yvT.J- M"tl,ik Coiincilinet O. E. rarnsworth. M Lichtenthal, Otis Patterson. S. P. Garrigues. TIu.b. ilorgan and Frank Gilliam. Recorder Ai1'!he freasurei E . Wocnm Marshal W. liaamus. Precinct Officers. Justice of the Peace F- J- al". Constable J. J.Kobertu t'liited Stated Land Officers. THE DALLES, OB. J. W. 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II, tl Wa frf pa'-o rrt. IT.tt, MiceffUftraDieed. KLI HUB, Ri K, taiear, lit. b.illi ltt lb.. 'i r !ni.. mmJ t nwdl fc'.t.r 111, I w-.uld (lit l.it .r.B Cr, b.'( W!F 1 W..?t VIM.' Uit.T-P I V: I :,'.'.'! fr-f,l .1..,.. I Will amWi.ii, sa. Ml h)i.fw. it tua.p i. icUtc I rly. PATIENTS TREATED BY MAIL. CONFIDENTIAL Htfmkvt. IteMkPac. Sd e In urr.p. fMtiratM U It 1 r. H1HL WUili t IIUIfLCIIUM. Fain 'USja Powder .The only Pni Cream of Tartar Powder. No Ammonia; No Alum. Used in Millions.- of Homes 40 Years the Standard, GIANTS OF THE CORDILLERAS Tliey Guard FalmlotlB Trenstirrs of Uoli and Silver 111 tttvlr MnuntitinB. In western Patagonia, among the Cor ! dilleras mountains, dwell the giants o: whom so many big stories have boot told. As a matter of fact these Aran canlnns, ns they arc called, arc rarely under sis feet in height and sometimes reach eight feet, seven foot men being not Infrequent, says the Fhilahelphia Press. Though mildly disposed, they admit no strangers to their territory, and by stubborn resistance they hnve compelled Chili to let them alone. Fabulous treasures of gold and silver are believed to bo stored away in their mountains, but prospec tors who have ventured thither have al ways been driven away. They eem monly adorn themselves with rich and heavy ornaments of these precious met als. The greater part of Patagonia be longs now to the Argentine Republic, Chili holding by treaty the strip along the Pacific coast, which continues- its shoe-string-like territory for nearly half the length of youth America. Most of the country is a desert waste, cold of climate and contrasting- strongly with the riehly produotivo pampas or pliiins of tho southern Argentine. Theso pampas are remarkable for the strange illusions which beset the eye of the traveler who journeys over them. On any bright day a distant thistle Held is as like as not to be transformed seemingly into a forest, while a few clumps of grass will take on tho ap pearance of a troop of horsemen. Mir ages are constantly in "ievv, frequently offering a delusive prospect of water, by which men are often deceived but Their horses never. WOMEN'S UOVE LETTERS. They Do Not Compurn with TIwkg of the Mem. j The first thing a von-an does when she falls in love is to brpiri to write love letters, regardless of ";rammar and spelling. She is in such haste, says the Chicago Herald, to taU him how she loves him that she hv.-i't time to con sult a dictionary-' ncc ' i.!-r heart "yearns," her soul - ,iripi!fTiiies,"" her whole being is "drow'nded" in a sweet sorrow, etc. The fact of the matter is, according to our expert, whether they spell their language correctly or not women cannot write siyh good love let ters as the men, anil vben I say love letters 1 mean love poems, too. True, a woman wrote "Corinne," hut no woman could have written "Werther." When the lover's hand does the writing be makes us believe that the music of his sweetheart's voice is the most de licious of melody, that her face is the most beautiful of pictures, her body tho fairest of statues, tho roof that shelters her the most glorious of castles and the ungraminatical scrawl which she sends him the most exquisite composition in the language. Yes, all tho world loves a lover, but it does not seem to care much for a woman who pours her soul out in platitudinous phrases, possibly passionate, but evidently painful. When nature gavo the male bird the power of song it was done for a pur pose, and I advise moyt women to let the boys write the love letters. AFRICAN RAIN POOLS. An Annoying Incident of Travel la That Country. It frequently happens, even when there is no absolute scarcity of water, that, the weather is sufliciently hot and the road dusty enough to iakc a glimpse, of a clear, fresh pool of coo rain water particularly welcome, liut while the thirsty traveler is anticipat ing a luxuriant draught the eager doge catch sight of it, and, rushing forward, plunge till together into the pool and lap the "waters as they bathe, while the native followers kneel among them and secure their share. The European, if he bo really thirsty, must then check his feelings of disappointment und drink the liquid in the foul condition in which he (i nda it. "I once saw,"' said a traveler, "after an almost waterless journey of nearly forty miles, a broad and placid rain pool, surrounded by grassy borders, in an opening in the forest. For one min ute it reflected the clear blue sky and the surrounding trees, but in another moment the loose cattle and the horses broke into a trot, the wagon oxen for got their weariness, and then the place of the rain pool was occupied by a erowd of men, of animals and vehicles, tramping the clear waters into a semi fluid of the color of mud." A rellno Tramp. The usually strict railroad rules were not enforced 0:1 the expre train that came into New J, -union, Conn., the other day. When the car inspectors got to work on the train, one of the men. discovered, lying on the trued:, a large cat of fieri:.' O'-meanor and so dusty that its natural color could not bo ascertained. Some friendly over tures were made, and rejected with hisses and yowls, so tho conductor con cluded to let the e:it tramp continue her ritle unmolested. He told the train men of its presence, and they kept watch at the stations at which the train stopped; but the cat never left its perch until the train rolled into the station at New York; then it fled, as if going te sec a near relation. It is believed that the. nuimal iot on the ear at ilo.stjn. The latest irnti'r , crown and bridge work, most successfully acoomulUhed by Dr. B. P. VmitfliaM a mtini' t-i, r . when desired. Thompson building Heppner, Or l a-w- PROGRESS IN CELERY CULTURE. No 3Iore Back Ache In Cultivating' a l'ntch of This Frofltuhle Plunt. We live and learn, but it seems as though we learn exceedingly slow. We get into ruts and follow them persist ently, and especially so the men who grow things from tho soil. The prairie states of the West lend the whole world in economical rough farming, and also in market gardening and the field cul ture of small fruits; while eastern New Jersey and Long Island, and, in fact, all the country directly tributary to the great marS'ts of Philadelphia, New York and Boston, lend all the world in the line of economical vegetable gr ileuing. It is truly wonderful the stride? that vegetable gardening has made in the last twenty years. Formerly they put as much labor i:i a couple of square rods of asparagus they now do on an acre, and the modern " grass " iB by far the best. The eld celery culture gave an im mense amount of labor and back ache for little profit. It, was the most tedious and laborious to grow of all vegetables. For success in any quantity a special soil and climate wasuecessarv, and rnosi expensive preparation of that soil. The new celery culture is mere play and great profit as compared with the old modes. All one needs is a deep, well drained sandy loam; if naturally rich, all the better. Yet it may be very poor, just simply sand, it' it have depth. Then the next necessity is plenty of good water for irrigation. With such a rank growing plant it will not do to depend on the natural wetness of the climate, even in the East. Good water in this ease does not imply pure water; in fact, the filthier it is the better, excepting water containing mineral salts. They might be too strong; yet sne of them would make the water, more acceptable to the celery. City sewage from resi dence districts is excellent. The next requisite is sufficient of a special cjlery fertilizer a chemical manure, we will say,, carrying all the elements requii I 1 for celery growth. This is sown bi'yAJ rat Mtfi ;5(.'itfite!y mixed with the 4tl Then we have no weeds and grass sWls in our fertilizer, and with the ground fresh and clean, put in good strong celery plants, seven by seven inches apart. Then give them air, warm water as needed and let them grow. And they do grow, and blench themselves as they grow. No earthing up or artificial blanching is needed. Growing in such a solid mass, they must have an abund ance of celery plant food and water. Then all the other labor required is to fork them out, strip, wash and send them to market. Figure out what an acre of such celery will bring ai $1 to fl a dozen. A VALUABLE BOOK. The Annual Report of the .State Xlon! Of Horticulture. The annual report of the slate board of horticulture has been issued. It is ably edited by Secretary B. M. Le Long. It is sent free (send twelve cenfs lur postage) to anyone. Address Secretary Le Long, 20 Sutter street, San Fran cisco. Every fruit, grower should read this report. It contains a, vast amount of valuable information, it is the best re port so far published by the board. It is a volume ot DUO pages divided into five parts. The preface is devoted to the trans actions of the board and reports of dis trict commissioners. iJart one is a general review of the fruit season of W.H. Piirt Two History and importance of the prune industry of California. This is a most valuable treatise showing won derful strides in this industry in the last ten years. A complete hand book of the prune, finely illustrated, with out lines from ratine, showing exactly how prunes look when grown here, can bo hail separate in pamphlet. Part Three New varieties of fruit, methods of curing and adulteration. Part Four ln-eets, injurious and beneficial, tree diseases and their ene mies. This la anot her chapter of great information. It is marred only by the pernicious fruit pest laws and quaran tine regulations. The state board of horticulture is in dispensable and has greatly benefitted the state. Mistakes have been made, but none of ns ate infallible. Too much cannot 1 said in praise of Secretary Le Long. He is the right man in the right place. Alexander ('row, entomologist to the hoard, is an eli'u ient official. The report is inconsistent in some places. One iiariie say the pernicious San Jose scale bug lias been practically anihilated in wide f ciions where it whs extremely devastating. The next s -n-fence advises the enforcement of the spraying laws. This spraying is against the judgment of experienced orehard ists, as it could harm the scale but lit tle at the time and would destroy the trisect enemies of the rest. Taken all in all the report, is n valu able book and contains much practical information: , Give Htock Oord Care, Keep every animal or- the farm thriv ing. A month of starving will injure the growing pig more ' ban two months of feeding will do goot'. Sheep should never have scanty far-; it injures tie wool both in quantity Mid qnaliiy. The growing colt or calf once checked in growth by insufficient food never flls the original promise. PERSONAL REMARKS. Probably the oldest person in Arkan sas is Annie Aldrfch, a negrcss of Ilar risburg, who is supposed to be 115 years old. llAnnv Nugent, of Paris, Mo., is 11 years old, weighs 20S pounds, is six feet two inches high and wears a No. 10 boot. Mns. Hattie Day, of East Bucksport, Me., has sold 8110 worth of braids made from her own hair, and yet sho has abundant black tresses, three feet in length. Mr,a. Fn.AXCisCAR.TKR, an aged colored woman of Alton.Ill., will receive ?150,000 from the estate of tho late Dr. William Wet-son, of Pittsburgh. She was a nurno in his father's family in Louisi ana before the war. EtiNEC-T Russell, of Muncie, Ind., who ha3 long been mourned a9 dead, returned home tho other day. Ho was a soldier in tho civil war, afterward on tho Indian frontier and claims to be a survivor of tho Custer mas3aoro. TirEtra is a mad bridegroom in Chleo, Cal. Ilia name iu Avery, ; and his bride was a Miss Small. With a shot gun in hand, he is hunting for the local reporter who headed a half-column de scription of the ceremony with this line: "A Very Small Wedding." DAUGHTERS OF EUROPE. Ethel Mackenzir-McKenna, daugh ter of tho late Sir Morrcl Mackenzie, Is a newspaper correspondent of considera ble renutation. Mtss Mahoahkt Kkrh Johnston, a recent graduate of the Royal University of Ireland, has just been appointed as sistant and examiner in physics by the council of the university. She is still a iiite young woman. Piotcuss Clementine of Orleans, the mother of Ferdinand of Bulgaria, is laid to bo one of tho cleverest royal ladies in Europe. She is the nly sur viving daughter of Louis Philippe and inherits many of that monarch's long sighted and astute qualities. The queen of Denmark has been honored with so many decorations and ir.lers that she cannot wear the em blems all at one time, and even when she has only a section of them on her dress looks like a cross between a jeweler's showcase and a pawnbroker's window POSTAL NOTES. Live fish have been sent safoly in the mail from India to the British museum. They are now prospering in the tanks of the museum. Tni! number of letters received by morabcrn of congress varic3 from five to two hundred und fifty per day, and one member's annual bill for stamps ib said to bo $300 . ' - Private postal cards, which are dis tributed free, are nlready In use in vnne Continental cities', and the subject OCEAN CURRENTS. The Wlliiln Control Jills ruch-DUcnail Phenomenon. The niudi-diseussed phenomenon of ocean circulation or ocean currents may best be considered, says an English writer on the subject, by regarding the currents ns merely one grand system of circulation, produced, not by the trade winds alone, but by the combined ac tion of all tho winds capable of produc ing this action, the effect upon the cur rents depending upon two circum stances, namely, the direction of the pre vailing winds and the conformation of the sen and land; und from this it re sults that the general system of winds may sometimes produce a current di rectly opposite to the prevailing wind Wowing over the current. Taking, therefore, into the account the result of the conformation of the sea and land, it h argued that all the principal Cur rents of the globe the flibnillar cur rent, not excepted are moving in the exact dirclion in which they ought to move, assuming the winds to be the sole, impelling course. This being the case, the influence of the rotation of the. the earth must bo considered as having been greatly overestimated, such rota tion exercising no influence in generat ing motion on the earth's surface, though if the body lie already in mo tion, the rotation will deflect it to the right, in the northern hemisphere, and to the left in the southern. Again, dif ference of specific gravity, as resulting from di fi'creuce of temperature, between the equatorial and polar regions, might, if suhkiently great, produce sonic in terchange of equatorial anil-polar wa ter, but not such currents as the equa torial and gulf stream exhibit. t Hcpnrntlitff Mnn and W'lfo. Several prominent leaders of society in London have Inaugurated a rather startling custom, which is being widely discussed in Moyfalr and Uclgravia. They have decided never to invite hus band and wife to the ramediunor party, rightly concluding that a married couple see finite enough of each other iu their own home without wanting to be chained together in public. The woman is undoubtedly more attractive to the male guests, displays more elan and verve vhen free from the restrain ing presence of her lord, and is, conse quently, a more useful guest as fares th" i n-cess of 1 he function in question is concerned. The man, on the other biiiid, never talks better, is never more ori,"inul or more entertaining than when his lieit.cr half is absent, and, eo:,' ,-q M'iit 'y, unable to take mental noic of liis remarks, on jvhich to base I ! !"!.. latere,, Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report. ABSOLUTELY PURE BLlifi MOUNTAIN BKtliZta. Health (rood, sheep fat, herders get ting loug-haired, bearded uud orauky, aud oampteuders unbearable. If auoue doubts that an excavation in a snow bank makes a very bci viceable refrigerator, come to my camp anuses. What has become of "T.'K. B ," "Crank" and "X. Y. Z ?" Have they run out of ammunition, or has Fat. beoom bored and shut the gate? I heard of a stabbing affray some days ago, below Hereford on Burnt river, but could not learn the particulars except lbat it was the result of an affaires d'amour. I will wauer a round of the oocktails that Diok Neville knows so well how to mix, that oue hundred head of the poor est sheep in my herd, would knock tho preposition out of Jones of Uinghatntou's 5 toil Bcales, lVtiiiitta la nhtnt n... 9r. ,t.- -ft wi nun Beun, O luff to lank nf wut.. Rnn.nn e. on Burnt river, olosed a few days since, imv l ime nun neara irom Mem since thpv olouued an. nnH rin n,,t trn, .1. - . .up re sult of their sainmer s run. Mr. d. N. Giiffith sod family, Mr. and Mrs. Tvlnr Tlmmna,,,, T..i. tergueson, Eva Griltilb and Kllle Fields menu .jreetiuorn liuolileberryiug. They ciuii. a uiee mu)h ano pieuly ot berries, having uaihered 4'2 galluns to date. Newt Qrttillh is t,,,l, ... . ft u.auJp uuw, out former oampteuder bavins gone to inuiuK in a ease newer 8 plaoe. Jeasu gut ""owlish" about something Hnj atart ed for Heppner via "hoot express," leav )12 Vtiuderiiiiol with im.wl r .1,.... trs bauds. Lhsi week I went op an exploring ex pedition across the divide iuto the Mid .eur couutry, aud I was well paid for my trouble: finer Rtiniitmp . , . ...uKu uuvoi nun seen, than the mountains at the souroe of iviaiuour ana Jtmrut rivers. I ran across limy Lowe, an orstwhilo '"hunured stri ker" til Heiirmor. hm. for n, ,,., ...,.1.1 yeura has been winking for Billv Jones. Ha is 'tending flvo oamps this year uud baa an easier timo ihu ,.,., - u owuio ,11 WU1 enmptenders, who only have two to look after. iinren Austin, Or., Atig. 30, 1892. Like a Ureat Railway With its branches rnuning in ever direc tion, are arteries and veins which oonvey the blood to every part of the human sys tern, A cold, sudden change or exposure, may cause poisonous acids to clog tho circulation, and theu oomes Kheuraa- iem. .Beware If you value life re move this obstruction with Dr Drum mend's LiKhtuiuir Remedy. You oan get a large bottle at the druggist lor $5, or it will be sent to yon by prepaid express if you send to the Drummond Medicine Co., 48 50 Maiden Laue, New York. Agents wanted. TASTE THS IN YOUB BAT. We ounaume 20 per cent, of the ootton of the world (and we are just 2 per cent, of the population); 22 per oeut. of the wool of the world; 25 per cent, of the sugar of the world; 30 per cent of the iron and steel of the world, and 60 ner oeut of the tin plate of the world. This is your home market match it if you can. The American Morkingmnu is twenty times a better ouatomer of the American larmer than tho foreign workiugman. They say this proleolive tariff law is a Chinese Wall around this country. We have done more foreign business under it than we ever did before; thus von can see it was made for the people Hud for jobody else. And if I didn't like it for any other reason Iu the world, I wuuld like it for the enemies it has. There is not a man who hates our couulry's flag but hales that law. livery line iu this law is patriotic: every luarn. graph is protective; every phrase is ded icated to the American boy, the Amer oau girl, aud ihe higher aud better pos sibilities of Amerioan citizenship and Anurican oiviliz itiou. Gov. MeKinley Near Gaston, Washington Oo.,Oregou, Aug. 14, 1892, to tho wile of Charles IJ. Vanderpool.ason. Motherand baby do ing well, while Papa Charles and Orand pa I'ugb step tiucummouly high. It is hard to toll whioh is the younger, and the two old grandmothers have almost got back to sweet sixteen, besides quite a number of uncles aud aunts welcome the little stranger. Ij'uolo Henry Vauder puol, of Uei.pner, is oue tu add bis voice in repeating these words. "Thnu urt welcome, little utmiicr, Sweet liiesBeiiKcruf love, Thrice well onie to our bosom, Thou pure and hpotk'feS dove; t We Imve lots of love to rIvo thee. For our hearts ure tilled with joy O'er the late arrival OI our invent baby hoy. Oiundma. Wkst Cheiulhm, Or., Aug. 31, LIST W UiTTEKN 4 DVI'.llTISKI) AT IIKI'F.NKK I'DSTfiFFlcE iV sent. 5, 1W: Clt KerwiiNim Mm John Ori't'ii ---I'tlleV ll. i.kle II ur limmui I' muk l.u, in .1 W IllMllT M Sliljtll 1.1 Wit SVniiii-e.,it N (; I'll'lise Sir J' "AllVcrtl, letter. Ilraii'li-eiii! fieo K lliilniHii K jMllui'ii He. Icn W T Ji'itkiUH '"nnik 1','tlTH J A Hlnirik Al i-SB is Wardon 'I Imintiwoii j r Zcliitr iisu ij i ' ' when CHllitii.' for tllCHO A. M A1.1.0HY, I'. M. "Hardware" did you say ? Why, yes ai P, 0. Thompson k Co.'s stand, and the plsee for bargains. a rowcier aking