Then Subscribe lor the DO YOU WANT THE WORTH OF YOUR MONEY ? Immxi ,. A 'T7'T-,T,T7 Free Brand Column. HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1891. NO. 450. NINTH YEAR THE GAZETTE. PUBLISHED Every Thursday Afternoon BY THE PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY. ALVAH W. PATTERSON Bus. Manager. OTIS PATTERSON Editor After a few joyful days with the Grouse. Pheasants A' (2.00 per year, tl.2S for bii months, 0.75 for t tree muiiLiw; in advance. If paid for at the end of six months. 2.50 a year will be charged. Advertising Rates Made Known on Application. The E-A-O-XiE, " of Long Creek, Grant County Oregon, ia published by the same coin Daily every Friday morning. Subscription ; price, t-l per year. Foradvcrtlsliigrates.addreBS '' &Elr Ii. PATTEES02T , Editor and i Manager, Ixmg Creek, Oregon, or "Uazette, i Heppner, Oregon. ....vornor S. Pennoyer. Sm o? State W. McBride. I usurer Metai lian. SnS instrncuon:::: MoKlroj. j ndge Seventh District W . L. Bashaw District Attorney W. U. Wilson M011UOW COUNTY. ' JointSenatqr... ".ThSnS- Representative J-' ' . hl P. "" ounty J udge f J.ul;"8n'li''?- Commissioners J. A. lhompson, I I U V......I.T1 cierk.:::.....r. j-w-Ms,"," " Bhentt " Treasurer.... Assessor rtnrvfivor... . School Sup't ..Oeo. Noble. ' ....J.W. Matlock. " J. J. McUee. , . C. B. Crane. W. L. Baling. Coroner James jjauguenj. HEPPNER TOWN OFIT0BK8. ....., T.J. Matlock ,V,,m,'iimmi ... O. K. Farnsworth. C. M MMK: W. j: McAiie. S. P. Garngues, Thus. Morgan ana rranKo.n.au.. A A rreasurol Marshal W.J. Leezer J. W. Rasmus. SEOEBT SOCIETIES- Done Lodge No. 20 K. of P. meets ev ery Tuesday evening at 7.80 o clock in men- L,aBiie n., ,.-. 7 ing. Sojourning brothers cordially in vited to attend. J.J. KOBEHI8.C. C. w. Li. Baling. n.. oi n. a d. RAWLINS POST, HO. 81, a. A. B. Meeti at Lexington, Or., the last Saturday of eachmontb. All veterans are Invited to join, CC.Boon, J, P. Willis. Adjutant. tf Commander. PSOPESBIOITAL. A. A. HOHBKTS, Heal Estate, Insurance and Collection Office in CODNCIL CHAMBERS, tf . Oregon Speckled Trout Balsamic and Breezes among the Sparkling Springs Tall Tamaracks Dark-hued Firs and Sturdij Pines of my old friends, the BLUE MOUNTAINS (First vacation In three years), I have returned to the desk and pen with tanned akin, ex panded lungs, hardened muscles, Hppetite like a spotted cayuse, steady nerves and unlimited capacity lor business. With Boiling Ink SPRING FEVER! At this time of tbe year the blood changes, its cir culation is sluggish and the system is not properly nourished. The result is loss of appetite, weakness, an oppressive feeling of fullness, too hot, and Oh! so tired. To cure and prevent Spring Fever Take Simmons Liver Reg ulator. All nature is now waking and everybody should invigorate the liver, kidneys and bowels with Simmons Liver Reg ulator and they would not have so much bilious ness, headache, dyspepsia and malaria all the rest of the year. You would not expect a plant to work off a winter's decay and bloom as good as ever without attention in tbe Spring. Don't expect it of your system. Take Simmons Liver Regulator Willows. Cal.. Sent. 16. 1889. DK.n- ... 1C7J T n-ul Ulmnwina l.iv..l Uaiml.- tor while livingin Virginia, and have continued I itji nso ninee onminiz West. 1 consider it an ex cellent Spring medicine." W. A. Hehobn, iMiiior J oui nai. TBE BBZEnE'S Ml. Notes Gathered By Those Who Are Progressive. APPLICABLE TO OCR SECTION. and Red-Hot Pen I am again acting as intermediary between UNCLE SAM on one side and the SETTLERS wakini the ret on the other, ; up the former and unwinding i tape that is so troublesome to the latter. Heppner, J. H. FELL, M. D., NTRTK3, FINAL PROOFS, CONTENTS AND nil matters rpilntintr to Public Lands In Morrow Countvare now. as heretofore, receiving energetic and careful attention at my office in Lexington. .Frank H.Snow, U. S. Commissioner. -AND- HEPPNER, 32tf : OREGON. From Terminal or Interior Points the . N. BHOWN. Attorney at Law. J A3. D. HAMILTON. Brown & Hamilton, Practice in all courts of the state, Insurance, .aaI estate oollectijn and loan agents. Promirt attention given to all business entrust- 'opposTte Gazette Office, Heppner. tf NATIONAL BANK of HEPPNER WM. PENLANO, ED. R BISHOP. President. Cashier. TRANSACTS A GENERAL BASKING BUSINESS COLLECTIONS Made on Favorable Terms. EXCHANGE BOUGHT & SOLD. htiwner. tf OKEGON. First National Bank OF HEPPNER, FRANK KELLOGG, Vice-President. C. A.BHEA. President. George W. Conser, Cashier, Transacts a General Banking Business On all part of the world Bought and Sold, Collections made at all points on Rea sonable Terms. Surplus and Undivided profits, $19,025.00 LIBEHTT Meat Market Keeps constantly on hand Fresh and Salt MeatB, risnanu rounry. I.,,". .- paid for all kinds of 1st Stock. 8FRAT BROS., mrppNER. - OREGON LUMBER! Tf TE HAVE FOR SALE ALL KINDS OF UN rv dressed Lumber, id miles oi ncyH'i what Is known as the BOOTT SAWMIIjIj PER 1,000 FEET, ROUGH, " CLEAR, $10 00 17 60 HEPPNER. WILL ADD 16.00 per 1,000 feet, additional. TF DELIVERED IN X L. HAMILTON, Prop. A.. HamlUon,Maner Northern Pacific RAILBOADI Is tbe line to take It is the DINING CAR ROUTE. It run Through VESTIBULED TRAINS EVERT DAT IN THE TEAR TO K. OH' P. NOTES. From Pythias. Old Yamhill should have several lodges. Hon. Heury Blackman has been a P. C. since June 30, 1867. Who is the oldest member in this state? Major Jack Strstman claims tbe honor of Washington. Hon. Jeff Myers, the youngest mem ber of tbe Oregon senate, left after the close of the grand lodge, for a business trip through the Atlantio states. Brother Jas. W. Hare, tbe Astoria Wannamaker, has a high appreciation of Yamhill county. A toast, "The Ladies of Tamhill," could be appropriately re sponded to by him. R. E. Frenoh, proprietor of the Park theater, is a member of the order, and Knights visiting the city will do well to remember this fact when contemplating attending a plaoe of amusement. j Tbe memorial services held during the session of tbe grand lodge, were very impressive, and the remarks by Past Grands Hochstedler, Curtis, Buohanan and Jett, went to the hearts of every listener. P. G. 0. Curtis acquitted him self admirably. There was a lively oontest over the plaoe of holding the next session of the grand lodge, but the friends of Eugene secured for that city tbe honor. Albany will make an effort to secure the prize in 93. Albany's delegates worked faithfully to seoure it for next year. Of the more important business trans acted at tbe recent session of the grand lodge was the granting of charters to fifteen new lodges, the raising of tbe salary of the G. K. R. & 9. to 8750 a year, defeating tbe resolution to decrease the representation, making a law that will hereafter exolnde saloon-keepers, and appropriating 8200 toward defraying the expenses of r. U. U. ON RECORD. And With a View to Benefiting the Stockman. Farmer, Horticulturist, Dairyman, Etc. COAST STOCK RANGES. The cenBoa bulletin on "range live stock" Bays: Outside the stock taken by regular enumerators as " on farms," this investigation shows upon the ranges in California, in the oensus year of 1890, 241,300 cattle, 22,542 horses, 1,409 mules, 897,896 sheep and 9,110 swine, with 1,782 men employed as herders, etc The fig ures for tbe range stock of Eastern Ore gon are: Cattle, 263,584, horses 94,469, sheep 1,170,116. Washington .wnnot muoh longer olaim to hi a range stook State. The wheat-growers Bre rapidly appropri ating the ranges, and only ten oountiee located in the eastern portion of the State have stock langes, and these in limited numbers. - The loss in 1889 by winter storms is estimated at fully 50 per oent of a all stook. The number of range cattle is given at 61,105, range horses at 24,299, and sheep at 208,218. In 1880 "Washington as a Territory was a flourishing grazing district. It is now a flourishing wheat field. The ranges of Arizona are not, as a rule, overcrowded, and wool-growers have not as yet occu pied extensive ranges, except in Apache and Yavapai counties. The range stock of Arizona is reported as follows: Cattle 659,758, horses 18.557, mules and burros 1.203. sheen 41.708. swine 3,013. On ac count of the very protracted dry spells of late years tbe industry of Nevada bsB been muoh depressed. No figures are given for Nevada. :AND: In a recent interview between Senator Blackman and a Telegram reporter, the whole of which was published In this paner, the senator placed himselt on record as being in favor of an extra ses sion of the legislature, for the purpose of making an immediate appropriation to build a portage road above The Dalles. Under tbe present pressing demands it would seni highly proper not to wait till next session of tbe legislature for action in the matter. The portage at the Cascades is proving highly beneficial to tne section at, and adjacent to The Dulles. But tbe npper country has not the op- nnrtnnitv in mAke use of nature's hiati- TO U rist S I GGpi ng CarS waT " tDe 0elil obstructions are over Eastern Oregon is practioally under the will of the Union Pacifio, and as long as it remains so, no one can expect that corporation to do otherwise than take advantage of it. In the meantime our people should join with Blackman and the other solons of our seotion in the demand for a special session to make an (No Change of Cars) Composed of DINING CARS unsurpassed, PULLMAN DRAWING ROOM SLEEPERS Of Latest Equipment Best that oan be constructed and in which aooommodations are both FREE and furnished for holders of First or Second-Class Tickets, and SHEEP AND WOOL NOTES. Brule county, South Dakota, contains over 12,000 sheep. Uniform feeding of sheep during a given time preoeding winter is neoes sary tr prevent losing wool in tbe suc ceeding spring. Wool alone does not pay in the opinion of many discouraged sheep men. But wool and mutton together do pay; there is happily no doubt o.'V.hat. Ti e wool and mani; Jo" yay for the keep of a sheep, as many fcest, and the lambs are all profit. What ouher olass of stock will show as large apev oent of profit? Every farmer should keep ten sheep and most of tbem from fifty to one hundred. Sheep must go into winter quarters in good condition if they are expected to winter well. Look over your flook now, aud ii they are not all up to the mark do your beat to make tbem so as speed ily as possible. It will pay better to give extra feed and care now than to have an unthrifty flock on your hands through the winter. Field and Farm (Colo.) says: So long as mutton oommands its present figures in tbe Denver market, sheep-raising will be a good paying business. No matter what tbe price of wool is, it will in re ality pay to grow sheep for mutton alone, and the money obtained from tbe wool will be all clear gaiu. Much loss may be prevented in raising sheep by keeping them ooustantly under your care. An important point is that they will flourish on a short range and then they yield readily to will in the matter of breeding There is no good reason why 100 healthy Merino ewes should not bring 100 healtbv lambs every year. But no such rosult can be depended upon in oases where ewes are forced to suckle their lambs up to within a few days be fore the time of breeding tbem again Tbe flockmaster who has not yet learned that bis breeding ewes need several weeks rest from the exhaustive effects of nonrishing their lambs before being bred again has yet to learn a very important fact in the business of sheep husbandry for it. Now, who in the world demands poor butter? Create that which is want ed and you command a good market Don't waste your time with soap grease and expect to get prioes paid only for gilt edge artiole of batter. In marketing butter perhaps tbe most important thing is to have it put up in good and attractive form. If tubs are used they should Blways be well soaked in brine beforehand. The butter had best be put up in rolls of one or two pounds, each wrapped in butter paper nr butter cloth dipped in brine. Fanay butter, however, is usually put up in brick shape and shipped in butter boxes The dairyman who aspires to make a reputation of gilt-edge butter should have bis own stamp and put bis good character in bis butter. Put it up in at tractive packages of on3 half or one pound cakes, neatly wrapped in butter paper, and packed in clean boxes. He should never forget that it is polish that pays. REMARKABLE CURES Mrs. Michael Curtain, Plainfield, 111., makes tbe statement that she caught cold, whioh settled on her lungs; she was treated for a moutn by ner family physician, but grew worse. He told her she was a hopeless victim of consump tion Bud that no medicine conld ouie her. Her druggist suggested Dr. Kiug's New Disoovery for Consumption j she bought a bottle and to her delignt round herself benefitted from the first dose. due continued its use and after taking ten bottles, found herself sound and well, now does her own housework aud is as well as she ever was. Free trial bottles this Great Discovery at T. W. Ayera Drug Store; lurge bottles 50o. and A QUEER PLACE. There are some queer wells on Gray's harbor near OcoBta. Tbe queerness it) in the fact that the water in the wells rises and falls with the tide. In order to strike water it is neoessary to bore 125 feet. It rises in tbe pipe at high tide about three feet above tbe leyel of the ground; at low tide it falls to about two feet below the surface of the ground. In tbe harbor the rise and fall of the tide is ten feet. There are other queer, features about Ooosts, particularly in the summer sea son. In order to pass along the princi pal boulevard, even in tbe daytime, it is necessary to fight mosquitoes with Doth hands or suffer torture indescribable, exoept by those who have been there to see for themselves. At high tide tbe town site down near tbe harbor is flooded to a depth vprying from two to four i inohes. When the writer first visitr d Ooosta, there was not a horse in the town, nor was there any chance to take one in ex- :ept by boat. All lumber had to be oarted around by band. Ocosta has picked up some sinoe that time, and though the youngest town on Gray s Harbor, is the most promissing of tbem all. But this is not saying muoh, for we will vonttire the assertion that there is more business done in Heppner than in all the towns of Gray's Harbor, com bined. Stay in Eastern Oregon. EDITOEIAL. AN HONEST ADMISSION. No harm ever done by tbe use of Sim mons Liver Regulator. There ia an old adie : "What every body says must be true." Henry Cook, of New Knoxvi lie. Olno. in a recent let ter savs: Chamberlains Uougu Kem- edy has taken well here. Everybody likes it on account of the immediate re lief it gives." There is nothing like it to loosen and relieve a severe cold. For sale by Slocum Johnston Drug Co. MOliltOW COUNTY BEATS THEM ALL. F PffanDaV GnatlhS. appropriation for tbe Celilo portage. & ; Wn.h Frank H. Snow, Commissioner U- S. Circuit Court at Lexington, Or., is authorized to receive fees for publication f final proofs. 414-tf. A Continuous Line connecting with all Lines, affording Direct and Uninter rupted Service. Pullman Sleeper Reservations canbe Secured in advance through any agent of the road. THROUGH TICKETS To and from all points in America, Eng land and Europe can be purchased at any Ticket Office of this Company. Fall information concerning rates, time of trains, routes and other details furnished on application to any agent, or A. D. CHARLTOH, Assistsnt General Passeneer Agent. Kit. 121 First St.. Cor. Washington, tf. PORTLAND OREGON Let us have an open river. Pleasant to take and readily taken is Simmons Liver Regulator. Settlers who filed timber-culture or pre-emption claims on railroad land in 1883 or 1887 can reouver their fees by applying to Frank H. Snow, U. S. Com missioner, at Lexington. Bring yonr filing receipt. 435-tf. DAIRY NOTES. The profits of winter dairying are double those of summer dairying. If tbe men do the milking it is a good thing to impress upon tbem the fact that water is better than milk to wash their bands in. Cleanliness is next to God liness. The dairyman needs to bear constantly in mind the faot that nature must be first sustained, and that only after that baa been accomplished does tbe food go to tbe milk, the last handful of feed con tains tbe largest per oent of profit. The food must be so abundant and nutritious as to have surplus above the Deeis of nature before the profit can begin. Tbe value of a thing lies in the demand Why He Feels Twenty Years Younger ! HEPPNER, July 13, 1891, mr. RTAKK MF.nWINF. COMPANY. Portland. Or. Gentlemen Mr. A. A. Wren of our town requests us to send the enclosed letter to you. He has been using O. K. T. with such satisfactory results that he wished to inform you. Respectfully, SLOCUM-JOIINSI Civ VK UU LU TUV CT1U17 UVIlieiVS CnMPIVV Pnrtl.nri Cir Gentlemen In behalf of suffering humanity I wish to give a testimonial of the wonderful relief I have received from using OKEGON KIDNEY TEA. For over twenty years I have been suf fering from kidney trouble, much of the time I was not able to be around, my mind was dull and inactive and I wss in pain all over. I received a sample parkage ol o. K. i. auu aiter using felt so much better I concluded to continue using It. I purchased a box of the lea and have used uitv years vounger. Jiy nniio ii wi,b and I have no pain. In fact I am entirely cured. I have tried all other remedies but received no about hall of it. I can truly say that 1 feei twenty- relief until I began using O. K. T tf '.hi. ,..,..1.1 I. r.l aor ,,ao tt. van. Ill It SI VOU like. Varv aratelullv. A. A. WKEN. The Oregonian comes to the front with a boom for the Palouse seotion by citing its readers to the fact that a man up there raised 72 bushels of oats to the acre. Morrow oounty beats that. It is already on record this year with having produced a field of oats averaging 73 bush els and 7 lbs. per acre. This is a straight average, and does not consist of two lit tie patches, one a specially-manured acre on f lotbackoft.be harn, raising znuuusn els and another patch not better than ordi nary oats, all put together to make big showing, as tins i'auiuse man did. PREPONDERANCE OF EVIDENCE. If. as the saving goes, "straws show wbiob way the wind blows," the testi mnnv mven in black and white regard ing the merits of an article, and by those, too. bose daily experience is onl oulated to make them familiar with such subjects, tben tbe following note carries more tban oruinary weigut: A Chance For Hnd Smith. From the Oregonian. Paddy Lee, recently of New Orleans, and theohampion wrestler of tho United States navy, is in the city for tbe purpose of arranging a wrestling match with Bud Smith, of Vancouver. He says be will wrestle Smith either catch-as-oatoh.can or GriKCo-Roman style for a purse ofl from $100 to 500. If a forfeit is neBsary, ! he is willing to desposit it anywhere Smith may designate. Lee is yet a young man and he has bad but few con tests with professionals. He has had several bouts with Christol, andalthongh be did not defeat him, Christol found him no easy game. While in tbe United States navy in the South, Lee was con sidered tne champion wrestler among tbe marines. Tbe Gazette thinks this is the Paddy Lee who was here recently. H. Blackman Co. have an exoliie've General Merchandise store Stockmen cannot do better than pa'rnnize H. blackman & Co., of Hoppner's Pioneer Bnok. a. In speaking of the relations of the old parties with tbe Farmers' Alliance, the Idaho Democrat says: "The allianoe has eight members of congress that will oonvene at Wash ington on the first Monday in Novem ber next, and considerable ouriosity ex ists as to how they wiil be treated by tbe democratic speaker in the apportion ment of plaoes on committees. Leading demooratio papers all over the country think they will be awarded important positions. As they are all low tariff men, they are safe members of the ways and means. It would do no hurt to give them the chairmanship of the commit tee on agriculture, also P representation on that of territories and several others. It is likely that in Michignn, tbe Du- kotas, Nebraska and some other stutes an electoral ticket will be made up of a combination. The democrats can well afford to give them tbe lion's share of electors in eaoh state, because if there is no choice by the people a demoorat will surely be eleoted by the preseut congress voting as states, for the republicans have not a third of them. Honey catches more flies than vinegar, and the democrats have aoted wisely ia treating the alliimce kindly while the republicans have beeu pursuing an exactly opposite oourse. The allianoe advnoates the loaning of mouey to farmers by the government upon mortgages at a low rate of interest. To this the republicans are utterly op posed. The Demoorat is not called upon to express an opinion in the premises, but the republicans have been very uu fortunate in furnishing a precedent in loaning mon y to national buuks with whioh to do business without any interest at all. This was done under the name of United States depositories. This mouey the banks use to(loan farmers and all others and become tbe benefici aries. It is not at all strange that the simple-minded farmer bhould be unable to see why the baulis were entitled to accommodations while he was not, aud that, too, upon more favorable terms tban he asked. The fact that the nioney loaners are tbe espnoial pets of the re publicans and that they, together ith the monopolists, furnish a corruption fund to be used each presidential elec tion year possibly never entered his mind. It would never do to permit the government to oompete with such power ful auxiliaries in the money market. The Democrat is now "ringing ill" on its readers some stuff about national baukB which, though it Simula well, is all bosb. No United States depositor) receives a cent of our country's money without paying interest for the same, and it ia liable to be withdrawn at any time. It is funds that oiinnot be safel) treate I as ordinary deposits, the fate nf the Spokane bank being a shining ex ample of the results of loaniug money on U. S. funds. The Democrat uncon sciously explains its reasons for publish ing such stuff in the above clipping. It believes in treatiug the alliance kindly order to catoh their influence and voteB tboBe of the republicans and dem ocrats, principally the former. By its own admission, it is countenancing aud publishing matter for the purpose of kindly taking in tho alliance. This is the "sugar" with whioh the Democrat proposes to catoh the new party, while honest oonvictions, founded on well- tried Drinciules. is the "vinegar." This admission is something novel, and ex plains why the columns of our worthy Idaho exchange is weekly filled with in. consistencies, aud which the editor cer tainly does not believe. "nothing in if is well acquainted with the little Times, oomposed principally of six-to-pica leads and nonpareil slugs, and also wants it understood that our editorial yardstick baa not lain idle and dust-covered so long that it cannot measure the Times as it would fain measure its peers. POWER OF THE PRESS. The real good to be obtained by hav ing a newspaper in your midst is to al low it to be untrammeled and unfet tered, so fur as factions are ooncerned, and to give it lioense to express those opinions which are usually allowed indi viduals, provided they have a tendency toward the upbuilding and improvement of a community. A convict in fetters may labor for hia prison-keepers; may even do that work fairly well, as regards quality and quantity, but how muoh bet ter is that accomplished by a free man. So it is with a newspaper. Put it in the narrow oonfiues of a clique's selfish ness, it then loses its freedom, its indi viduality and therefore the greater part of its usefulness. Au organ is not a newspaper. It merely reflects the selfishness of a few bigots, who, in their desire to rule with an iron baud the honest oonviotions of others, proenre a newspaper plant, or back others in doing so. The creature Unit aota us their apostle is in a pitiful condition. He dure not say that bis life is his own, and therefore the pBper as an element of what might otherwise be use ful, beoomes to its clique what the tail is tu the dog. It may seek to assist in the upbuilding of its oommnnity, but is retarded by the extreme selfishness of its dictators. No progressive community will at tempt to tio up the opinions of a reason ably sensible editor, nor should tbe lat ter allow himself to be thus bound. A man with an ounoe of stamina will sneak the truth as he sees it, should tbe good of the public demand it, regardless of the fact that indirectly it pinches someone whom ordinarily it would be his desire to shield. But those who fall m witli "Iray" stiould expect notning else. A newspaper man, a genuine vender of the news and a royal hard-hitter gener ally, will have euemies hard enemies, too. But u few enemies and a little op position are the making of anyone, and so it is with tho editor. In all the vicissitudes of journalism in which any paper must undergo, there is always a bright side. There are good lessons daily learned iu .any business, ami tin; newt-paper is no exccTtiou. Ii triiinn a few points aluti its rou;;h and nidged pi.th, Hi.il while not always right nor always wrong, if honest and pro gressive, is u grand actor iu the perma nent growth of any community. A genuine newspaper Should be on the outlook for those dissensions and strifes whieh disrupt and never do any good. I should not knowingly beoome the organ of one set or the other, but ought to use its influence to heal wounds rather than reopen them. Hut iu all, if work up for the common good, will be on the alert for the shackles of a olique and avoid them as poison to the good and power of the press. WHO SENT A HACK F(M YOU? The Hepper Gazette evidently believes in quantity rather than quality. The Guzeste is a big paper with nothing iu it, ususlly, and sometimes even not that much. Waitaburg Times. Of all the poorly printed, typograph ically rotten, long-primer double-leaded and idiotically edited newspapers of the PBOiflo Northwest, Wheeler, of the Times, has years ago captured the bakery, raked down from the topmost limb the yellow persimmon, and so uni versally is it known iu that class that all others have long ago oeased to contest for the various prizes. The above para graph is printed just as clipped from our criticising brother of the press. Wheeler never bad a printer on his paper that commanded or dared ask more than $10 a week; and if we were not so well ac quainted with the famous "phut man's" pomposity "big I Bud little you" we would sum it up that some snotty-nosed "blaoksmith" had inserted this cute little out on his own accord and without hav ing it undergo the scrutinizing obser vation of the proof-reader. But this is about the best pieoe of typographical work we have seen on the Times since Vawter Crawford left its employ. Mr. Wheeler never got up anything original except the far-famed expression, "phat man of the Times," and a four pound boulder labeled "This is the rook with whioh Fudge hit Mr. Wheeler in the bead. It was discovered down on bedrock, several feet below the surface but it is a big rock and fell hard. The jury found blood somewhat resembling red mineral paint on said rock. Many people in Waitsburg wonder Hint Fudgo did not fudge a little herder on the occa sion mentioned. The big Gazette with WORTH LOOKING AT. "Turn to the press its teeming sheets survey, big with tho wonders of eaoh passing day." Among these the eye will pause to look at au old familiar family ne.'d in new dress. It will charm the iliht, oomfort the weary, aud bring cheer rind hope to the pain-stricken. The columns of this paper are graoed by its reappearance. It is welcome, for what it promises to do, it does with alacrity, and proyes its promise by an ample show of performance. The right thing, in the right place, at the right time, experience has proved it to be Upon this it has won public confidence arid esteem, for while St. Jacobs Oil, the great remedy for pain, thus makes its annual rounds and renews its pledges of prompt and permanent cure, its oontin uul success is the guaranty that what it says is true and what it does is sure, lis best recommendation is its true rep utation, upon which nil may depend for euro and com'ort. "We know from experience in the use of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy that it will prevent oroup," says Messrs. Gad berry & Wii'lcy, l'eroy, Iowa. They al so add that the Remedy tuia given satis faction iu that vicinity, and that they believe it to be the best iu the market for throat and lung trouble. For sale by Sloeum-JoliRston Drug. Co. The great Anaconda smelting works will start up immediately. 178 W. Van Bnren St Han Fhancihoo, June 3, 1888. 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