HOME AND FARM MAGAZINE SECTION 12 HOME AND FARM MAGAZINE SECTION SERIAL. By George Barr McCutcheon In the opening chapter o f ‘ ‘ A Fool and Hia Money,” George Barr McCutcheon’a charming novel, aerial righta for which have been specially obtained for the Home and Farm Magazine Section, we learn o f the young man who ia telling the story. He has just written his first novel, and at the same time has fallen heir to an immense fortune left him by hia uncle. He is 35 years of age. The story continues: (Continued From Last Week.) OR the past year I have done little or no work. My books are few and far between, so few in fact, that more than once I have felt the sting o f dilettantism inflicting my labors with more or less increasing sharpness. It is not for me to say that I despise a fortune, but I am con strained to remark that I believe pov erty would have been a fairer friend to me. A t any rate I now pamper myself to an unreasonable extent. For one thing, I feel that I cannot work— much less think—when opposed by dis tracting conditions such as women, tea, disputes over luggage, and things of that sort. They subdue all the romantic tendencies I am so parsimonious about wasting. My best work is done when the madding crowd is far from me. Hence I seek out remoke, obscure places when I feel the plot boiling, and grind away for dear life with nothing to distract me save no unconquerable habit acquired very early in life which urges me to eat three meals a day and to sleep nine hours out o f twenty-four. A month ago, in Vienna, I felt the plot breaking out on me, very much as the measles do, at a most inopportune time for everybody concerned, and my secre tary, more wide-awake than y ou ’d im agine by looking at him, urged me to coddle the muse while she was willing and not to put her o ff till an evil day, as frequently I am in the habit of doing. It was especially annoying, coming as it did, just as I was about to set o ff for a fortnight’s motor-boat trip up the Danube with Elsie Hazzard and her stupid husband, the doctor. I com promised with myself by deciding to give them a week o f my dreamy com pany, and then dash o f f to England where I could work o ff the story in a sequestered village I had had in mind for some time past. The fourth day o f our delectable ex cursion brought us to an ancient town whose name you would reeall in an instant if I were fool enough to men tion it, and where we were to put up for the night. On the crest o f a stu pendous crag overhanging the river, al most opposite the town, which isn’t far from Krems, stood the venerable but unvenerated castle o f that high-hand ed old robber baron, the first o f the Rothhoefens. He has been in his sar eophagus these six centuries, I am ad vised, but you wouldn’t think so to look at the stronghold. At a glance you can almost convince yourself that he is still there, with battle-axe and broad sword, and an inflamed eye at every window in the grim facade. We picked up a little o f its history while in the town, and the next morn ing crossed over to visit the place. Its antiquity was considerably enhanced by the presence o f a caretaker who would never see eighty again, and whose wife was even older. Their two sons lived with them in the capacity o f loafers and. as things go in these rapid times o f ours, appeared to be even older and more sere than their parents F It is a winding and tortuous road that leads up -to the portals o f this huge old pile, and I couldn’t help think - >nk how stupid I have always been in execrating the spirit o f progress that conceives the funicular and rack and- pionion railroads which serve to eoa mercialise grandeur instead o f protect ing it. H alf way up tho hill, we paused to rest, and I quite clearly remember growling that if the confounded thing belonged to me I 'd build a funicular or install an elevator without delay. Poor Elsie was too fatigued to aay what she - H » Copyright, 1913, By Geo. Barr McCutcheon. A Fool and His Money My first night had been spent in a Fourth Avenue than was to be found in Schloss Rothhoefen. huge old bed, carefully prepared for Our second and more critical survey occupancy by Herr Schmiok’s frau; o f the lower floors o f the castle re and the hours, which never were so vealed rather urgent necessity for ex dark, in trying to fathom the infinite tensive repairs and /refurbishing, but I was not dismayed. With a blithesome space that reached above me to the disregard for expenses, I despatched vaulted ceiling. I knew there was a Rudolph, the elder o f the two sons, to ceiling, for I had seen its beams during Linz with instructions to procure arti the daylight hours, but to save my sans who could be depended upon to soul I couldn’ t imagine anything so undo the ravages o f time to a certain far away as it seemed to be after the extent and who might even suggest a candles had been taken away by the remedy for leaks. caretaker’s wife, who had tucked me My friends, abhorring rheumatism away in the bed with ample propriety and like complaints, refused to sleep and thoroughness combined. over night in the drafty, almost pane Twice during that interminable night less structure. They came over to see I thought I heard a baby crying. 80 me on the ensuing day and begged me it is not unreasonable to suppose that to return to Vienna with them. But, full I was more than glad to see Poopendyke of the project in hand, I would not be clambering up the path witlf his type moved. With the bouse full o f car writer in one hand and his green baise penters, blacksmiths, masons, lock bag in the other, followed close behind smiths, tinsmiths, plumbers, plasterers, by Britton and the Gargantuan broth glaziers, joiners, scrub-women and ers bearing trunks, bags, boxes and my chimney-sweeps, I felt that I couldn’ t golf clubs. go away and leave it without a con 1 ‘ Whew 1 ” said Poopendyke, drop trolling influence. ping wearily upon my doorstep— which, They promised to come and make me by the way, happens to be a rough a nice short visit, however, after I ’d hewn slab some ten feet square sur got the castle primped up a b it; the mounted by a portcullis that has every mould o f f the walls o f the bedrooms intention of falling down unexpected and the great fireplaces thoroughly ly one of these days and creating an cleared o f obstructive swallows’ nests, earthquake. “ W hewI” he repeated. the beds aired and the larder stocked. My secretary is a youngish man with Just as they were leaving, my secre tary and my valet put in an appear thin, stooping shoulders and a habit of ance, having been summoned from perpetually rubbing his knees together Vienna the day before. I confess I when he walks. I shudder to think o f was glad to see them. The thought of what would happen to them If he un spending a second night in that limit dertook to run. I could not resist a less bed-chamber, with all manner of glance at them now. “ It is something o f a elimb, isn’t night-birds trying to get in at the win dows, was rather disturbing, and I wel it * ” said I, beamingly. (To Be Continued Next Week.) I had no difficulty whatever in strik comed my retainers with open arms. ing a bargain with the abandoned wretch who owned the Schloss. He seemed very eager to submit to my de mand that he knock o ff a thousand pounds sterling, and we hunted up a notary and all the other officials necessary to the transfer o f property. A t the end o f three days, I was the sole owner and proprietor o f a feudal stronghold on the Danube, and the jo y ous Austrian was a little father on his way to the dogs, a journey he had been negotiating with great ardour ever since coming into possession of an estate once valued at several mil lions. I am quite sure I have never seen a spendthrift with more energy than this fellow seems to have dis played in going through with his patri Under new management—entire change in mony. He was on his uppers, so to speak, when I came to his rescue, sole all department*—all rooms redecorated and ly because he eouldn’t find a purchaser or a tenant for the castle, try as he refurnished. Particular attention is now being wonld. Afterwards I heard that he paid to prompt efficient and courteous service. had offered the place to a syndicate o f Jews for one-third the priee I paid, bnt luckily for me the Hebraic instinct was not so keen as mine. They let a very good bargain get away from them. I have not told my most intimate friends what I paid for the castle, bnt they are all generous enough to admit that I could afford it, no matter what it cost me. Their generosity stops there, however. I have never had so many un kind things said to me in all my life as have been said about this purely personal matter. ought to have said to me for suggesting and even insisting on the visit. The next day, instead o f continuing our delightful trip down the river, we three were scurrying to Saalsburg, urged by a sudden and stupendous whim on my part, and filled with a new interest in life. I had made up my mind to buy the castlel The Hazzards sat up with me nearly the whole o f the night, trying to talk me out o f the mad design, but all to no purpose. I was determined to be the sort o f fool that Uncle Rilas referred to when he so frequently quoted the old adage. My only argument in reply to their entreaties was that I had to have a quiet, inspirational place in which to work and besides I was quite sure we could beat the impoverished owner down considerably in the price, what ever it might turn out to be. While the ancient caretaker admitted that it was for sale, he couldn’t give me the faint est notion what it was expected to bring, except that it ought to bring more from an American than from any one else, and that he would be proud and happy to remain in my service, he and his w ife and his prodigiously capable sons, either o f whom if put to the test could break all the bones in a bullock without half trying. More over, for such strong men, they ate very little and seldom slept, they were so eager to slave in the interests o f the master. We all agreed that they looked strong enough, but as they were sleep ing with some intensity all the time we were there, and making dreadful noises in the courtyard, we could only infer that they were making up for at least a week o f insomnia. Hotel Butler Seattle, Wash. DAILY RATES $2.00 Up With Private Bath $1.00 Up Without Private Bath Well, to make the story short, the Hazzards and I returned to Schloss Rothhoefen in some haste, primarily for the purpose o f inspeeting it from dun geon to battlement I forgot to men tion that, being very tired after the elimb up the steep, we got no further on our First visit than the great baronial hall, the dining-room and certain other impressive apartments customarily kept open for the inspection o f visitors. An interesting concession on tho part o f the late owner (the gentleman hurry ing to eateh up with the dogs that had got a bit o f a start on him)—may here be mentioned. 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