WE TA K E A N O TH E R SCALP. form, will have an important place on the program. LIVE WIRE CANINES. II Unique among the lecturers Manager Sibley's Bunch too will be Ng Poon Chew, manag­ Swift tor the Visitors. S t e r lin g Quesr Little Watchdogs on the Canal* boats In Holland. F o r uiAny g en eratio n * th e breed of &r 4 no w k u a w u a* th e sc h ip p e rk e w as nam e lea*, b u t a s th ey b ecam e fa m ilia r fe a tu re s a lo n g th e b an k s o f th e c a n a ls In th e ir n a tiv e co u n try . H o llan d , th ey won th e ir p re s e n t n am e, w hich m ean s “little skipper.** T o u ris ts o f th e p re s ­ en t day in H o lla n d will se e few ca n a l bouts th a t h a v e n o t th e ir tw o sk ip p e rs, m an a n d dog. H is p o p u la rity is m uch m ore th a n n a tio n a l In e x te n t. T ra v e l ers an d dog b re e d e rs, a ttr a c te d by th e Intelligence a n d n erv o u s en erg y o f th is tw elv e f»ouud m ite, h u v e c a rrie d him into o th e r co u n tries. T h e sc h ip p e rk e Is a n e x c e lle n t w a tc h ­ dog. F o r g e n e ra tio n s he h us been train ed to g u a rd b is m a s te r’s boat. H is b ark is p e c u lia rly rap id a n d piercing, and his oval ey es see e v e ry th in g . H e h as th e re p u ta tio n o f n e v e r sleeping except in “c a t n a i« " o f a few m in u tes' Max Crandall's Report. duratio n . T h e a c tiv ity , a le rtn e s s and The expert, Max Crandall, en d u ran ce o f th e sc h ip p e rk e a r e really employed by the county to audit astonishing. H e h a s been co m p ared to the accounts of the clerk, sher­ a bu n d le o f “ liv e w ire s.’* iff and treasurer, reported yes­ In a p p e a ra n c e th e sc h ip p e rk e is an Aid little fellow . As a ru le, his co a t is terday. He found a few cleri­ en tirely black, a b u n d a n t, th ick an d cal errors in the offices of no h arsh ex cep t on th e head, ere c t e a rs moment. Clerk Robinson’s ac­ , an d legs. It in c re a se s to a m a n e o r counts being $1.00 ahead for f rm ro u n d th e neck. T h e h ead is foxy the county, He found that ill ill type, th e m uzzle tine, b u t n o t w eak ; several instances the county th e neck s tro n g an d r a th e r sh o rt an d court had allowed bills twice j ihe ch est b road. M any o f th e schip* He advised against the truant perkes a r e lK>rn w ith o u t tails. T h o se ittii er being paid more Unit a re n o t so born h a v e th e ir ta ils w hen v ery y o u n g sin c e custom than the statutory per diem of docked in sists on a ta ille ss sc h ip p erk e.—Lou* c3.00: aiso suggested that the ! don S tan d ard . ing editor of the Chung Sai Yat Po, the Chinese daily published at San Francisco. He is a bril­ liant scholar, speaking the most perfect English, and his lecture simply bubbles with humor every minute. There are several others con­ cerning whom much should be written, but we will give our readers full details later. How­ ever, there are no weak spots on the program. It will be a big week of rare entertainment, and word from the main ottice of the Ellison-White System in Portland is that things are fair­ ly buzzing in the work of pre­ paring for the Chautauqua. Dallas added another scalp to her collection when Sibley’s ag­ gregation took the Portland Transportation Company team Into camp to the tune oi 7 to 3. The day was like all previous base ball days this season, only more so. Cold winds and rain did their best to queer the game DALLAS, OREGON but the spirits of the team and fans were too warm to freeze. ■ Our boys put up a good game and by the way the scores were scattered through the nine In­ nings they played all the time. The game developed into a con­ test based on the knowledge of this season’s rules and early In the game the Portland manager ■i most efficient kind and are priced at only— was put in to satisfy the visitort that “ump” Bethel was not handing them a lemon. Their trouble was their inability to get 14 quart dish p a n ....................................................................... 23c next to the problems in geome­ Brooms .............: ........................................................................... 19c try that Meyer was dealing out 10 quart stew pans.................................., ........................ • . . . . 15c At that Meyer wasn’t pitching 8 inch hinges, per pair................................................................. 10c up to his form. The big joke Leather tipped canvas gloves, per pair..........• ......................... 10c came when Meyer called a sub Colgate’s talcum powder, regul.tr 25c box............................... 15c to finish his tour. Tooze took the kind so widely advertised and universal­ 1 pint Peroxide...............................................................................• 25c his place at the third station and 8 bars laundry soap....................................................................... 25c ly used and liked. I’rice in keeping with the got away with a score. When 6 cans cleanser.......... 25c quality of the article. Meyer started for the mound to 5 lb. packages of washing powder, (you save li/2 lb s.)........ 25c pitch he was gently but firmly Three boxes oi! hand paste......................................................... 25c waved back to the bench. The Straw braid, enough to make a hat ..........................................10c rules are to the effect that sub­ Men’s large colored handkerchief .................................................5c sheriff isitie certificates of de­ stitution for the twirler puts him Peanuts, nearly one quart....................................• ...................... 5c linquency lor uncollected taxes on the bench for the game. $ OLD ENGLISH FORMALITY. Three 5c-ice cream cones for..................................................... 10c Manager Sibley and his war- and that the law be followed on A 20c shopping bag for............................................ • .................. 10c The financial When a Wifa Never Called Her Hus­ horses were strictly up against that subject. 4 boxes of m atches....................................................................... 15c band by H it Firat Name. it and looked the part. Prichard statement is not a longer one A 75c cake plate................................................... •...................... 25c than published this week by the T h ere is u cu rio u s p ic tu re o f th e fo r­ was put in and as he had the Star cut glass tumblers, each .................................................... 10c m ality o f a fo rm er g e u e ra tio n in Sir kind that suited the visitors, county clerk. 8-inch files, 10c, 3 tor..............................• ................................... 25c A lgernon W est’s “O ne C ity a n d M any they immediately took theirs 2 dandy lead pencils for................................................................. 5c Pup'L. Make Carden. Men,” w h erein h e s ta te s th a t in his cut the prices on these goods down to bed­ and proceeded to fill the bases. y outh It w as c o n sid ered h ig h ly im ­ Palm Olive soap.......................................................... •.................. 10c Encouraged by their success The game took on a very bilious rock and you will find something you want proper fo r a w ife to a d d re s s h er h u s­ Everything Price-marked in plain figures. look at this point and it was only of last year the pupils of the band by his C h ristia n n a m e o r fo r a at a Real Bargain. by some good fielding that the seventh and eighth grades of sou to a d d re ss his p a re n ts w ith o u t inning was closed without dis­ the Dallas schools are again say in g “ s ir” o r “ m a 'a m .” “ I n ev er h e a rd m y m o th er call m y aster. The feature was a long making garden. Last Thurs­ gallop and good catch by Coop­ day and Friday afternoons were fa th e r by his C h ristia n n a m e ,’* he er. A visitor was warmed up spent by them in preparing and w rites, “ a n d I recollect d is tin c tly th a t and put in to finish the game. planting a good sized area back th e fum e of u very fa sh io n a b le au d b rillian t w o m an w as serio u sly im p e r­ By good support the game was of the high school building. iled because a f t e r som e g r e a t m a u ’s held safe. After this Meyer will Early garden stuff has been d e a th a le tte r fro m h er to him w as ■BBBflBflBBBBBflBflBZBZ38!E3B2;S5BBBE i b i i i i i h i !■■■■■ very likely do his running lor planted and when ready for use discovered b eg in n in g w ith h is C h ris­ himself as we cannot chance the will be sold front house to tian nam e. .tame thing without some one to house by the young gardeners, “T h e fo rm al ‘s ir ’ w a s c u r re n t e v e ry ­ Cadidates Filed. IBBBBSBHII IBBBI pitch in his place. It would be who are doing all the work w here. At E to n we n e v e r recognized F o r C o u n ty T re a s u r e r — F re d J. H ol­ an y d e p a rtu re fro m th is p ractice, uud m an , re p u b lic a n ; H. C h as. D u n sm o re, a good thing for Cap. Tooze iO themselves. le tte rs b etw een boy frie n d s b egan. r e p u b lic a n ; Jo h n s o n E . R ic h te r, d e m ­ put in a little time on the rule *My d e a r s ir.’ o c ra t. Salt Creek School Meeting book, as there may be some “A frien d o f m in e d in in g w ith L ady F o r C o u n ty S u rv e y o r— E d w ard J. more of the same kind that are The Parents-Teachers’ club Je rse y h eard h er sa y sh e n e v e r recol­ H im o c ra t; F re d M. S tiver, good to know. of Upper and Lower Salt Creek lected h e r fa th e r. Lord W estm o relan d , d e m o es, c ra t; d e m C. R. C an field , re p u b lic a n ; All the fans are looking for­ met with a large attendance though sp ecially a tta c h e d to h er sis­ S a n d fo rd B. T a y lo r, d e m o c ra t; A. L. ward to the game with U. of O. last Friday evening for the last; ter. L ady L onsdale, callin g h e r any- R a in e s, re p u b lic a n . F o r S h e riff—J o h n W . O rr. re p u b li­ on Friday, May 1st. Let there meeting O.' (lie season. A nicej th in g b u t L ad y L onsdale. A nd Henry o c ra t W . J. be a good big crowd out to root program was rendered after G raville. w h o w as p resen t a t th e sa m e c W a n h ; ite J. , d H e e m n o ry c ra S t, a v J. ery F , . d M e m o rriso n , dem - for our boys. Baseball is like a which there was a lively discus­ d lu u cr. said th a t he rem em b ered his c ra t. m other. I^ad.v C h a rlo tte , u ud h e r b ro th ­ newspaper in some ways as sion on the Bubtect of Literature i er. F o r C o m m issio n e r— C W . B e ck ett, P o rtla n d . m eetin g in r e p u b lic a n ;Jo h n S im p k in s, d e m o c ra t; without job work and advertis­ for Children. The pleasures of th e th m e o rn D in u k g e a of t W ei beck ab b ey , w hen G. A. M cC ullock, re p u b lic a n ; G eorge ing patronage a paper loses Its the evening were brought to a tlie s a lu ta tio n s w ere: C lan field , d em o crat. I "kick” and degenerates into a close by a spelling match, in “ ’H ow 1 b y o u r lad y sh ip th is m o rn ­ F o r C le rk — A sa B. R obinson, J r., d e m o c ra t; E. M. S m ith , re p u b lic a n . mere “rag” and without a well which all took part. ing T E or C o ro n er— R o b t. L. C h ap m an , “ *1 am q u ite well. I am o bliged to j filled grand stand and loy&l 3U "- n re p u b lic a n . y o u r g ra c e .’ ” port a ball team cannot pay bills Disastrous Farm Fire F o r J u s tic e of th e P e a c e — D allas and win games, so let all of us d is tr ic t, H. H o lm an , r e p u b lic a n ; F ra n k n Al! the buildings, including m Railroad Fatalities. M. B e th e l, re p u b lic a n . E o la d is tric t, 1 get out and root. We have house, barn, sheds, and chicken A co n tem p o rary h as e stim a te d th a t F. L. W ood, re p u b lic a n . F a lls C ity H j i winning team, all we need is coop, on the farm of Ira Stub­ ■ sin c e tl»e a v e ra g e len g th of a railro ad d is tr ic t, H. G. S tra y e r, re p u b l.c a n . l Towds to see them win. blefield, a mile south of Dallas, Jo u rn ey in tills c o u n try is th irty -fo u r F o r C o n sta b le D allas d is tr ic t, Jeff. a on the slope of the hill, were m iles, a n d a p a sse n g e r m ay ta k e 2,275.- D. B e v en s, d e m o c ra t; .To«’n • . .' V H DALLAS C H A UTA U Q U A . g h , re p u b lic a n . L o -a d is tr ic t, Ja s. totally destroyed by fire early 122 such Jo u rn ey s w ith only ouc b Im au lah . re p u b lic a n . F a lls C ity d is tric t, Saturday evening, which start­ c h a n c e of being killed, it w ould ta k e G. M cM urpby, re p u b lic a n . yy him . a t tw o trip s a d ay , 3.792 y e a rs to ed in the barn. Mrs Stubble­ ru F o r C irc u it Ju d g e —W e b s te r H o lm es, n th e full g a m u t o f risk. T h a t is to d e m o c ra t: H a rry H. B elt, re p u b lic a n ; Heard Here This Season. field and daughters are sojourn­ say. if th e one fa ta l.a c c id e n t happened G. O. H o lm an , re p u b lic a n . a rt The arrangements for the big ing on the coast, and Mr. Stub­ to him in th e p re se n t y e a r it would Chautauqua to be held here ar<‘ blefield and the boys were in h a v e beeu n ecessa ry for him to s ta r t IBSSI ftemizer for artistic iob work ¡SSI well under way, and there is town at the time. By the time h is railro ad tra v e lin g , a t tw o trip s a d ay , iu th e y e a r 1879 B. C. It m u st the nearest neighbors arrived every reason to believe that the iu m ind, how ever, th a t be big week this year will be even the flames had gained such b m e ig h h o t m i>e e killed ou h is tirst trip . headway it was Impossible to I' more interesting than it was HOW LONG CAN HF. HANG ON? check them or save anything ! last season. A glance at some Schoolboy Blunders. of the features of the program frr*m fhPi bniMinS'«. Tho HvA- T h e se m ista k e s by B ritish school­ JM ?"-’ ' j to he given here this year will stock was in the pasture, thus boys a re rep o rte d by th e Loudon escaping cremation. The value | T im ex: please our people. IQI IBI Dr. Gunsaulus, undoubtedly!0. ,h.e •ü, c>£!r»rty destroyed was " W h e n th e lu st F r e in b a tta c k a t W a n d n i f orator R b O l l t $ 4 , 5 0 0 on which there terlix« proved n fa ilu re N apoleon t u r n ­ ill«* most famous pulpit was an insurance of $2,300. ed very pule u nd rode a t full g allo p to in the world, will be one of the TH# Human Machine. 1 W F N T Y -S IX YEARS AGO. St. H e le n a ." I h th e re one ef ns w ho i I o m n ot lecturers on our program. Then “A p ro b lem lx a figure w hich you do som etim e* tr e a t a |ieraoii like a inn there will be Dr. Thomas B. Card of Thanks. th in g s w ith w h ich a re a b su rd , and Taken From the Files of the chine*' Do w e alw a y s th in k of th e I notice bv the Oregonian of th e u you p ro v e It." Green, globe girdler and noted Iteniizer Saturday, April rnilro.id co n d u cto r a s m ore th an a ma- platform orator who has lec­ April 27th that the prohibition! "W h e u t ’h a u c e r ilexcribes th e prlor- 28. 1888. | chine fo r ta k in g tic k e ts? Do w e not tured in almost every country artv of Polk county has en­ exx ax 'a m ia b le o f |x>rt' h e m ean s th a t oft eu tr e a t o u r fellow e m i t lire* like dorsed me as their candidate for ! xhe wax fond o f w ine." Mongolian pheasants were m asks on flat c a rs w ithout su b stan ce .n the world; Dr. Seasholes, beriff. i accept, with " T h e m in eral w e a lth ’ o f u c o u n try is very plentiful around Corvallis. an d i*ersonatlt.v? I h av e been striv in g known to the platform of every thank to the party for the g in g e r b eer a n d lem o n ad e.” state in the union; S. Platt for y e a rs to overcom e in m yself an d in The contract for building the my m edical fellow s th e professiouaI Jones, Frederick R. Wedge, respect shown me by being thus new court house at McMinn­ hr A Giant Redwood. favored. hit oi tr e a tin g a |»erson a s a “case" T h e la n c e t tret* in tb e U n ited S ta te s ville was awarded to (I W Bab r « w alk in g disease. But th e habit of once a prize-fighter, now a col­ J. F. MORRISON. cock, of Walla Walla, Wash., iiltersouallty |* r s is ts . like original lege graduate and settlement Democratic candidate for sheriff is «aid to b e th e m o th er of th e fo rest, worker: Peter MacQueen, who a R ian t redw ood in th e C a la v e ra s bljr for $45,000. i sin. In m y riad fo rm s an d unexpected tre e jerove in oa Jesse Applegate’s death oc- w avs Iu law co u rts we tr e a t a hu was Colonel Roosevelt’s com­ ed to c o n ta in 140.919 b oard fe e t of Advertised Letters. m ail being as u “p riso n er a t th e b ar.” panion in Cuba and who ex- «ured during the week. h o w ev er, inanv Letters remaining unclaimed c lu la m im lie a r n ts T fo h r e re th e are. A daughter was born to Mr. ¡is th e “ p la in tiff' or “d e fe n d a n t.” to i plored Africa before the ex- h ouor of b eing th e presldent did; and several others , liie exclusion o f th e fact th a t he is as st the Dallas postoffice April 28 and Mrs. A. V. R. Snyder at “ la rg e st tre e ' a n d th e “o ld est tre e .' ical a n d se n sitiv e as o u rse lv e s.—A tlan who are well known to the 1914; Rowell's mill, near Falls City. a n d th e s e H aim s, aceo rd lu g to fo rest platform. _ _ Chaney Mr. Milton. era. c a n n o t a lw a y s be veritled .—In d ian Ed. Crystel was visiting here There is something about a Collier. Miss Mae. sp o ils News. from Corvallis. Juvenile Logie. Fran. Mr. A son was bom to Mr. and M ario 1» n Very b rig h t k in d erg arten really great band that wins Rising Up a Tip . overwhelming favor with every­ Grant, Mrs. aJs. Mrs. M. D. Ellis. i pupil S he ru m p hom e to h r r put-ruts ■'I'm a fra id I g a v e th a t w a ite r too Jenner. Mr. Ben. Uncle Tommy Warriner, of t b r o th e r liny m id told them Hint th e body. This year the Ellison- big a tip ." said th e fru g a l d in e r OPsen Mr. Chris. Zena, was very ill and had been k in d e rg a rte n te a c h e r hud wild she will White System was fortunate " H e seeing q u ite a p p re c ia tiv e .” r>,,rt F>..(?ene $ Eastern Ry ( o ; enough to secure the Ciricillo grow up to lie a very Hire looking removed to the residence of W "That's It. 1 m erely w auted him to Band, and this wonderful Italian j young lady If sh e la n good girl, lint Ron Ison, Miss Laura. A. Pike. m y 'Thank you.' I didn't ex |iect him will grow up fo lie « very ugly w om an director will be here in persoi Uewit7er Mr. John. Two hundred people attended to bow anil say 'G imh I night, sir.* sh e Is n n a u g h ty girl, " la th a t true, with his famous organization. Stumn. Miss Katherine. W ashington Slav. the I. O. O. F. celebration at If m am m a 7“ naked M arie, uud sh e wus No less interesting, though of a Wolfe Mr. G. W. Sheridan. Inform ed Mini if th e te a c h e r wild so It Wells, Mr. R. L. Principles. An Author’s Carnival was w as tru e M arie th en sa t atlll fo.1 different character, will be the W e m ust he m refn l to have our prtn given In Dallas for the benefit of aw hile. iHMidcrlng seriously. "B ut music and entertainment pro­ V. P. Flske. rlples and be reml.v to die for them. La Creole Academy organ fund m am m a.” sh e su d d en ly b u rst fo rth vided by the Lyric Glee Club, a Postmater. Rut w e m ust l>e «•areful not to label lignin "w h y w as th e k in d erg arten male quartet that has been nir prejudices "principle«" and proceed twice honored by the govern­ te a c h e r so in tii-h fy w hen sh e w a s a Ut­ N otles. fo d ie for them. ile girl?*'—P h ilad elp h ia Record ment by being sent to Panama N otice Is hereby given th a t the WRITE THIS DOWN ON to spread good cheer among County Court of Polk County. Oregon, F riendship lx th e only thing la the YOUR those who. far from native land will rece iv e sealed proposals for fur world concerning the u sefu ln ess of Feathered Police. “Our aeri .1 |w».h c force*' Is the pic were working on one of the 'dshlug all m aterial, excep t the irons, which e ll inauklnd are agreed. tore- pie and at the som e tim e area [ greatest projects the world has vnd erectin g one H ow e T russ Bridge. rate phrase that the athie ornithologist ever known. Among the fent- «00 foot span, across L aC reole River n esr H ow ersvllle, said County Plans Child Accidentally Poisoned. of Mussn hnsott* lias applied to the i fnine musical organizations will owr >n he 18th day o f May A. D t»14 The Independence, swallowed some te rte d In th e perforutam e o f th eir to many of our readers Ami r’oun*y Court reserv es the right to of the poison and before medi­ beneficent w ork - Y outh's f'om isttiloa. Mann's Jubilee Singers will win -eje ct any and all bids. cal aid could be secured, the lit - 1 By order o f th e County Court 'heir western audiences. Just as tie boy died. —Independence H ir d w ork Is still the rond to TO A. B. ROBINSON. JR.. Monitor. Ferity. and there la mi other. Renje they have In the east. Mrs. Wil­ County Clerk. liam Calvin Chilton, a ntono- Bftn Franklin. draniist, well known to those Buy electric lamps at reduced Second-hand magazines •»J — S a n F ra n c is e s Peek 1 verted In the people of the plat- prices from Smith ft Ellison « this office, 5 cents each. s FURNITURE COMPANY Just in, a line of Combination Vacuum sweepers that can­ not be excelled. They are the $ 7.50 And also we have the 0-Cedar and Wizard Dustless Mops, You will miss “ T h e G reat O p p o rtu n ity ” if you don’t come in and see tne remnants of Carpets and Rugs. We STERLING FURNITURE COMPANY i B YOUR B A B Y ’S HEALTH depends upon the milk you give it---- protect it S always with GUTHRIE DAIRY MILK from Tuberculin Tested CALENDAR I CHAUTAUQUA SIX BIG DAYS JUNE 27 JULY 2 Cows I Sc, lOc a n d 2 5 c S to re Will open up in its new home, west of the Court House at 1 0 a . m . S a tu r d a y , M a y 2 , ’1 4 s Everyone is cordially invited to call and look us ever. This will be a bargain day at The Fidler 5, 10, 25c Store s * ■ uR M Give us a trial and be convinced that it will pay you to buy at THE 10c STORE. i John f M a n n in g ta y rn Democratic Candidate for it G overn or “ His Record is Clean m y S