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THE POLK COUNTY ITEMIZER.
JURY LIST.
The following li«t of jurorN for Mfcv
A dm itted to the aetrond class o f m ail matter.
term of the Circuit CoUit have t>eeii
draw n :
It M Ewing, Dalian.
Fred VV Hughes, Dallas.
T I- H artm an. Independence.
A J Haley, Monmouth.
K It Hobat, Buena Viuta.
V . P. F I S K E .
(.» K Vick, Falls City.
I* O Powell? Monmouth.
It*miz«*r,one year in advance....................................... ............$1 50 C H Far met, Kickreall.
SUBSCRIPTION W ith Weekly Oregonian or Semi-weekly Jo u rn al.............. 2 00 J I* Sears, McCoy.
W ith Oregon W oodm an.............................................................. 1 75 Ezra H art, Dallas.
.las Goodman, Monmouth.
W L Barber, Buell.
W alter Domes, McCoy.
Office :
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J L Marvin. McCoy.
’PHONES ■
Residen ce,1401
No. 420>¿ Main St.
L E Olden, M onmouth.
W N Yeater, Monmouth.
(.’has. Brooks, Independence.
P alroniir One Another for the Uphutldino of Town and Count]/.
Win Addison, Independence.
Homer Link, Airlie
C L Bratcher, Perrvdale
Having been successful in its efforts to interest col­
K K Hewett,M onmouth.
K J Bennett, Dalian.
onists to come to the Northwest this spring, tne Ore­
K C Shepard, Salem.
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W Rogers, Independence.
gon Washington Railroad & Navigation Company has
W
H Crawford. Salem.
now turned its attention to increasing the tourist travel
Edward Rex, Independence.
Gleun Stewart, McCoy.
this way during the summer months. “The Land that
B B Riggs, Dallas.
P R Winslow, Salem.
Lures. Summer in the Pacific Northwest’’ is the title of
D S Bentley, Butler.
an attractive booklet just issued for that purpose. Forty-
THURSDAY, APRIL 27, 1911.
CMSC
Raises theDough
Chemists and Authori­
ties state that Crescent
is pure and whole­
some. Sold, by Grocers
KL'M.
P O IN D
C R E S C E N T M EG. C O M P A N Y . S E A T T L E
MADE MATTERS WORSE.
H e r E ffo rt to C orre ct H e r E r r o r A b o u t
C ha rle s and M ary Lam b.
Charles Lamb, tbe beloved Ella of
the essays, wrote both tra d d le s anti
comedies, but was not a nucceKsful
playwright. When his farce “Mr. 11 ”
was produced at the Drury I-ane the­
ater it fulled conspicuously, und the
genial author, who was lu the audi­
ence, himself Joined with companion­
able vigor In hissing It.
It Is. indeed, nn airy trifle, too slight
in texture for the professional stage,
eight pages and fifty pictures are devoted to setting
Alderman Better Shut Up.
but lt has proved a charm ing play for
forth the exceptional attractions of Oregon, Washing­
A movement to secure the Southern am ateurs. At a recent performance
Pacific
lands,
declare«!
forfeited
to
tlie
ton, British Columbia and Alaska, during the summer
by a college dram atic society a little
governm ent in the decision by Judge dialogue
took place between two ladies
months. The whole is bound in a fetching, four-color
Wolverton, in case the government w ins In tbe audience
which would certainly
out
in
the
United
States
supreme
court
cover. The booklet is bound to help the Northwest reap
for the benefit of tlie stale’s irreducible have delighted Lamb himself could he
school fund, has been launched by Sup­ have heard it.
some of the advantages in the warm months that Cali­
erintendent of Public Instruction Abler
“ Mr. H., a farce li) two acts by
fornia has long enjoyed during the winter.
man.
Charles Lamb.’ ” read one of them
from her program. **I)o you know. 1
Select
Site
Tuesday.
had quite forgotten that Lamb was a
CHRISTIAN CHURCH CONCERT, ference Report, by H. Gould, of Captain W. L. Tooze informs us this dram
atic author.”
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| Forest Grove.
morning that the military board will he “Ob. my dear.” exclaimed her neigh­
here next Tuesday, coining with full bor. with a superior smile, “of course
v
n i , c • » u/-ii d -
The over
evening
service
Young Peoples
Scciety Will Pre- sided
by Dr.
Moore, was
and pre-
Dr up
power to select the site for the new ar­ he was! Surely you must rem em ber
consult an architect, make pay­
he and his sister collaborated
sent Professional and Amateur Homan, President of Willamette mory,
m ent on ground, and do any other work that
with
Shakespeare.”
University,
gave
an
inspiring
ad­
connected
with
getting
the
building
Talent.
“Collaborated with Shakespeare!”
dress on “The Making of Men,” started at once.
exclaimed the first speaker, startled
Wednesday morning at 8:30
out of her politeness. “Ridiculous!
A grand concert is to be given the service was opened by W. C.
A BIT OF SLANG.
W hat could have put such an Idea —
at the Woodman hall in this city Reuter, of Newberg. The sub­
you must !>e thinking of the ’Tales
Thursday evening, May 4th, un­ jects presented were “The Ideal O rig in of “ M aking a N oise L ik e ” T h ia Oh.
From
Shakespeare.’ by Charles and
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der the direction of the Young Quarterly Conference,” Geo. F.
Mary
Lam!).”
People’s Society of Christian En­ Hopkins; “The Church and the Cnptuin Henry G. Lyon. C. S. A.,
was mirth in her voice, and
deavor, when the public will be Adolescent Life,” Dr. Avison; was the Innocent cause of the slung the There
superior person, flushing, perceived
invited to enjoy a program, liter­ “Our Benevolences,” A. C. expression about “making a noise like” th at overhristy “cramming” for the oc­
ary and musical, presented by Brackenbury. In the afternoon, this or that. A tJ ’eeksklll in ltJOU he casion had led her Into error. She
the Orgonia Concert Company, “Sermon Preparation,” Dr. Kim- gave Instruction to officers of the New tried to retrieve herself.
guard doing duty in that ” 1 did not mean collaborated with
assisted by Professor William ball; “The Message of the Pew,” York of national
camp. The first day he formed | him. of course.” she explained loftily.
Caldwell, of Dallas. The com-t a . A. Lee, of Salem; "The Mis- tour
officers into a class in the big mess “T hat was merely a slip of the tongue.
pany is composed of Mariette sions,” Dr. Hollingshead; “The the
bail, which was open at the sides, so I meant translated him.” — Youth’s
Crane Smith, lyric soprano, la te |jason Lee Memorial,” W. C. that
all that went on Inside was seeu Companion.
with the San Francisco Opeia Stewart.
heard by the eulisted men pass­
Company and Professor Joseph In the evening Dr. J. R Kim- and
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........ In ... teaching the
ing back
AN ESKIMO CHURCH.
rinley, of Boston, baritone ana ball gave an address on Oigan- 0uu-.-r» how and to give
th*- commands Cap-
reader. In addition there will be izing the Temperance Forces for, tain Lyon impressed upou the class T h e Sealskin Sw eatbox F in a lly W e nt
vocal and instrumental solos, du- Victory. ”
the necessity of d ea r enunciation and
to the Dogs
of making commands like uu officer, The missionary sent to the States for
ets and readings. The price of ' ' ¡
saying • arm s.” not “limps.” etc.
admission will be, reserved seats
a magic lantern aud the necessary
T he privates’ capacity for turning slides. Thirteen mouths later they
50 cents; unreserved. 35 cents;, NEW SUBSCRIBERS THIS WEEK. things
to iheir own am usem ent was reached him.
children, 25 cents. Seats on sale
a few minutes after that first Everything in Baffin Laud dates
R M Guthrie. Parrish, Calif. shown
at Stafrin’s ----- drug store.
was dismissed, for officers going from that ever memorable magic lan­
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W D Ray, Miles Center, Mont. class
their company streets beard tern exhibition. From 3U0 miles urouud
Quick Work from Foundry.
Mrs S Townsend, Kings Val­ through
privates in front of a group of men tbe expectant Eskimos came in behind
ley.
out. “Make a noise like an their dog team s to participate iu the
This morning a Falls City man
Plessinger, Riekreall. shouting
officer!” whereupon the entire “class” wonderful event. The sealskin church
brought down a broken casting Calvin
Portland.
would roar “ lim ps!” A reporter sent w as filled to overflowing. The specta­
to our foundry. The boys put on Ethel Howe, Portland.
an account to a New York paper, and tors were packed as closely as sardines
a heat, mended the break, and F V Brown,
from this grew expressions such as in a tin. Tbe scent of sperm oil and
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by 9 o’clock the man was on his
“Make a noise like a hoop and roll blubber aud sweat Beaked furs min­
way back home with the casting SPECIAL SCHOOL ELECTION. aw ay,” etc.
gled in tbe air. Although the th er­
However. It Is seldom one hears the mometer outside registered 40 degrees
nicely repaired. That is the way
you
can 1 -----
get things
e! tl r ror j ui
. w lt n)u,.h
Teachers
"ur,ns" ,,r ',liarch'' tbe rolc<; below zero, tbe perspirutiou poured lu
r ‘- ' | —
coara done
I' lec,s at new th icacners
flnd|ng
w)S|er to for slur word
the word
stream s down the faces of the enthusi­
Dallas
Iron lne
Works.
till It mn.v mean anything, and ns the astic audience. And wheu the strag­
the Coming Year.
preparatory command Indicates what gling list of arctic explorers who have
m a r r ie i T t h is m o r n .
be doue tbe command following touched at Cumberland sound have
At the school board meeting Is is to merely
for the execution long since been forgotten tbe recol­
Two of Our Popular Young Peo­ last Tuesday evening for this of w bat has a signal
already heen specifled.— lection of that magic lantern show
district a petition was presented Army and Navy Journal.
ple Become One Flesh.
will linger iu the minds of tlie Eskimo
with the requisite number of sig­
from Meta incognita to Cock burn Laud.
At the Catholic church this natures, asking that a special el­
But a few nights later a sad fate
LEGAL ADVICE.
morning at 8:30 Father Sergius ection be called for the buying for
befell the sealskin church, lt was
said the words and performed $20,000 by the district, what is T h e L a w y e r's D u ty Ir G iv in g Counsel eaten up by a pack of hungry Eskimo
dogs. These savage creatures, starved
the ceremony that made one of known as the Dallas College hold­
C lient.
almost to death, made a raid on the
Miss Lucy A. Shinners and Mr. ings, now occupied by the col­ In tbe realm to of H is advice
n lawyer may edifice
during a blinding snowstorm.
Frank G. Wing. Many of their lege building, the campus and choose between counseling bis client Managing
on top of the roof,
friends were present to witness the site of the old woolen mill. how to uphold tbe rights secured to they soon to tore get holes
the sealsklu
the event and offer their con­ After filing the petition it be­ him by the justice of bis cause or bow covering, and. in spite of iu the
exertions*
gratulations on the auspicious came mandatory with the board to obtain benefits from tbe application of tbe missionary aud his entire
con­
union. The happy couple left for to call the election, and this of technicalities and tbe use of tbe gregation. they actually ran away with
Salem and Portland, where they morning Clerk H. G. Campbell weaknesses of tbe particular statute the greater portion of the frozen skin,
will spend the honeymoon.
set the date as Monday, May or precedents under consideration which, at a safe distance, they pro­
whereby he may uttnin advantages in­ ceeded to devour-E verybody’s Maga­
The handsome and accomplish­ 22nd.
ed bride is the well known teach­ The board also elected new consistent with fair play between man zine.
man.
er who has been directing the teachers, nine of them, for the and Every
L in g e rin g S u pe rstitions.
time a lawyer encourages such
shooting of the young idea at new school year as follows: an application
of tbe law ns. resulting “Will a lucky gentlewoman give nn
Polk station, and a host of friends Principal, W. I. Ford; teachers, In Injustice, casts
disrepute upon tbe unlucky one a tiny mascot to bring
in the county will with the Item- B. W. Teats, . Sadie
Lynn,
luck?” runs an advertisem ent in an
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luw
or
Its
adm
inistration
izer join in wishing her all the r. H. Morrison, M iss Edna Mor- promoting discord either I be d tbe Is plainly
present English paper. Here was a poor soul
joys and none of the cares of rison, Nola Coad, Maud Hart, or the future.
—for if there Is a creature on the face
whose fate calls for pity
married life.*
Mrs. Edith Plank, Alta Savage. Every time a lawyer counsels con­ of It is the n earth
who Is down —
The groom is the jovial and None have as yet been assigned troversy for the establishm ent of a keeping gentlewoman
in her poverty some of that
right as recognized by existing law
well known manager of the to the various departments.
or for the promulgation of new law superstition or faith, whatever It may
Grand theatre, and his many
beneficial to tbe m ajority of society he be called, which is the only thing that
friends congratulate him on the
Is exercising his true function, and keeps mfsforune from crushing the
All
the
San
assuming of the yoke hymeneal, Tutterson— Did Bronson leave a will? tbe
charge which he lays upou his in­ sufferer. If hnly she con’d get the
1 1 fully aware that he has drawn a Sm itbers- Yes—that is. lie left a dividual
and through him upon right charm she might Induce fate to
• prize in the matrimonial lottery. widow find she’d represented all the ( industry client
and progress lu the mass, if look kindly on her! People call this
will Bronson Idol for twenty-five years, j reasonable In am ount, is well earned a practical age. hut evidences of su
Will Render Program.
perstitlon continue to appear. A lav
and should lie cheerfully paid.
—H arper’s Weekly.
suit not long ago revealed the fact the
When,
however,
a
lawyer
gives
the
I The H. H. C. of the Methodist
other kind of advice the expeuse. per­ j an astrologer kept a m otorcar and hn*
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d
ly.
• church will hold its regular meet-
haps cheerfully borne by the client a fine house, etc., all of which cam« :
addest w hen I sin g !’’ sh e w alled
$ ing next Monday evening, and a " I H ’m e r S sin
who profits personally therefrom , must out of the proceeds of a zodiacal mag
g in g w as so bad
h e r frie n d s did e v e ry th in g th e y could be finally laid H|R>n society us a whole, i aziue.
; cordial invitation is extended to T h T a o i keep
h er from feeling sad.
which Is thereby paying for its own
« all to attend and enjoy the fol-
—P h ilad elp h ia B ulletin.
A Foolish N otion.
injury and naturally resents the
i lowing program, together with a
charge. —Douald It. Rich berg in At­ Most of the men who think th«
World Justice .
l social time.
world Is against them aro so Itislgnlti J
- Music
Mixed Quartet The fellow who lives on little is rev­ lantic.
cant that the world has never noticed
erently
called
“a
thrifty
economist.”
• Reading Mrs. F. H. Morrison. But the follow who lives on nothing is
them .—Chicago Record-Herald.
Seeking F or D anger.
5 Recitation
Ernest McCallor reviled ns “a loafer.”—Lipplncott’s “ I’m going
to
lick
Smith.”
Mr. Wasted
Happiness Is not perfected until It la
Vocal Solo
“W hy?"
Nettie Harder Magazine.
German Song
“ He said I was a horse thief and a shared.—Jane I’orter.
C. S. Craves
Reading
A Rolling Pin.
liar.”
A T u r n D ow n.
Jack Eakin To
A w on drous instrument Is this
Violin Solo
“ Did be prove It?”
Snntrgsv —Reg pardon, roister; Tra a
make
o
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m
a
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connubial
bliss—
Male Quartet A ccording a s it rolls good bread
“ N o”
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In dese iwrta. Farm er Hnr
“Then let well enough alone and stranger
Or po un ds the top of hubby's head.
—Well. 1 dnnno of anybody that
—Judge. don’t get him auy madder.”—Cleve­ row
MINISTERIAL MEETING.
wants to Kit acquainted with ye
land Leader.
(Tunis a w ar. I—Boston Transcript.
W ith o u t M edical A id .
Many Methodist Preachers A’.- “So lhoy'll
never know wliat caused
tending from Over Valley.
his death.”
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! “Not now. The doctor proved an
The annual meeting of the Sa- tilbi, though.” — D row uiug's M agazine
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WATCH FOR ITS ARRIVAL - - - VALUE. $400.00
OINCE we first announced
^ t h a t we should give away
this beautiful Upton Parlor
Grand Piano to some one of
our customers, our business
has shown a big increase in
every department. Of course
the Unusual Values which
we are offering have helped
to make this increase, and
we shall continue along these
lines. We are daily receiv­
ing New and attractive Of­
ferings from the Fashion
Centers and you will find
our stocks complete in all
lines, regardless of the heavy
daily demand.
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THE SPLENDID S400 PIANO WILL DE HERE SOON
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W atch for its Arrival
Uglow Clothing House
Men’s Fine Clothing, Gentlemen’s Furnishings, Etc.
T H E F L O R S H E IM S H O E
Dallas, Oregon
lem District Preachers of the M.
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E. church was held in Dallas this
Push It Aside.
w ith a w o rth y -zest.
week, James Moore, district su -1 T h P e re senior?,
p
a
re
s to sta te .
perintendent, presiding. Thei W e II h av e th to e ir let view
th e ta riff rest
U n til th e y g ra d u n te .
meeting opened Tuesday after­
—C leveland Plain Dealer.
noon with reports from the vari- j
oua pastors representing their | M yrtie- I'npa docsn t ta ro r your call*
charges. All showed a very sub- fnjt here at all. George. George—Why.
that can't he: Your father gave me a
stantial growth.
Dr. Avison, pastor of First cigar a moment since as I come In the
Myrtle—All right; Just w ait UU
church, Salem, gave a paper on door.
“The Church that Draws.” This yon smoke it!—I.lppineott'o.
was followed by “The Midweek Small axes fell great trees Germ an
Prayer Service" by D. L. Fields,
of Salem, and “The Annual Con- Proverb.
We Handle Hay and Oats— Our Groceries are the Best Ever
All new stock and first-class brands. Nothing stale
in our store, and we give you the value for your
money. We are located in the Riley block and re­
quest your patronage, whether you live in the town
or outside. Pay the highest price for produce and
will treat you white in every way.
rtaton
t A. GWINN. Dallas. Oregon,