I The Agent of the Tagblatt Property off football panta? N it! Forty-nine cent overalls la good enough for me. I ain’t no dude.” [Original.) Old Steiger, who had charge o f th* T tgM n tt bouse and grouuds. was flrob [ O r ig in a l. ) ably tlie worst landlord that has ever | There are many strange customs In been seen on the face o f the globe Russia. Am ong the straug<*st is one W hen Tagblatt died, Steiger was ap wherein a man o f noble birth for a con pointed custodian o f his property by | sideration w ill marry a woman an«? the court, and Steiger was tbeu a give her his name and her freedom at young runn. The conditions o f the the same time, leaving her at the mo ment they are pronouncetl man aud w ill had excited a great deal o f com meut at the time o f Tagblatt’s death, wife. but that had been so long ago that no , Oue winter s day in St. Petersburg one living seemed to know anything the beauty and fashion of the capital about It. Many persons had rented were skating on the Neva. Am ong the the proj>erty, but no one could be f ound throng were tw o ladies skating togeth who could get on with the landlord or er. A tall, handsome man o f aristocrat agent, or whatever he was. aud not a lc mien was regarding one o f them with admiring glances as they skated tenant had remained a year. The place was situated near the foot by him and asked a friend who ahe was. of the Hu^z mountains, on the out " I was told Just now,” replied the akirts o f a village. The village had grown to be a city, and. having envel friend, "that one o f them was Miss oped the property, old Tagblatt’« be Mikbailof, the daughter o f one o f the quest had grown very valuable—that new civil appointees, but 1 am not sure which oue she Is. I think she is the bru la, the land had. for the house was al uette. most uninhabitable from age. Later the man who was interested I f Steiger was the worst landlord in the world, Chris and Gretcben Rhein noticed the lady he had admired—the heart were the best tenants. The rent brunette—skating alone. She tripped al of the Tagblutt property had never and fell. Darting toward her, he raised been high, and when Chris and Gretch- her. She was not hurt, but he was eu were married they decided to take loath to leave her. “ Perm it me to introduce m yaelf," In- it. This they did with open eyes, for they knew all about old Steiger and said. " I am Count Aka«Jyeviteh.” "Count Akadyevltch. the emperor’s his ways. Hans was a carpenter aud could make repairs himself. So the aid-de-carap, n«»eds no Introduction.” " I have been sufficiently Interested in young couple decided to take the place at the low rental aud not trouble the you to inquire your name. Miss Mlk landlord to do anything for them. By hailof.” The lady turned her eyes upon the this means they hoped to be let alone count, but said nothing. and not have any trouble. Count Akadyevltch received permis Chris spent a good deal o f tim e when he first went Into the house endeavor sion to call on tiie lady that evening. ing to make It habitable. Steiger came She le ft tbo city next day. but not be along while he was at work and with fore iuvitlng him to visit her at her the usual abuse and oaths threatened home In Kostroma. The invitation was If he made any changes In the house accepted punctually on the day it was he would prosecut..* him under the la v given for. The count fouu«l that liis new acquaintance, with whom he had Chris desisted for the time being, bu when Steiger went aw ay he p receded fallen desperately In love—a case of love at first sight—lived a sort o f with his repairs. It was H owever, It was plain that there queen among her tenants. would be no pence In the house, and “ M I hn Mikhailof, will you have this?” the couple talked over the matter ot’ or “ Miss Mikhailof. will you have leaviug It. They finally d eeded to that?” every one being punctilious In stay. Chris for the reason that he was addressing her by name when speak too determined to be driven out ant! ing to her. From the first the count received Gretehen because she was of such a sw eet disposition that she was fitter I especial encouragement. A week pass to get ou with Satan himself. But ed. and when he proposed to return Steiger seemed determined to drive h1s Intention was gently opposed. T w o them o u t They made It difficult for more weeks he remained, and yet the him by denying him pretexts. The lady did not signify a wish that he rent they lnvar-ably paid before It was should go. Nevertheless the count was due. They never asked for anything to melancholy. A secret seemed to be be done to the property. Indeed, whai gnawing at his heart. The more he ever patching they «lid was for Its lm became interested In the ln«ly the more provement, ss any court would have depressed he became. Finally she ask decided. Notwithstanding all this care ed him the cause. Steiger made It so hot for them that " I dare not tell you,” be said. “ You Chris at lust gave out and told Urotch- will despise me.” an that he must either give up their “ Indeed!” replied the lady. " I Insist. lease or go Into a lunatic asylum Have l been unwise In trusting you on Gretchen’ s lovable disposition seemed so short an acquaintance?” not a whit shaken, and they decided The count was silent for a time, dur that thereafter Chris should keep out lng which It was evident his sufferings o f 8telg*r’ s way aud she would receive were great. A t last he said: the abuse. " I was forced some years ago to do Then came a tussle between good a thing I am greatly ashamed o f and and evil. \Vhen Steiger was seen com which now stands in the w ay o f a pos lng down the street Chris would es sible happiness. When 1 came into my cape by a bat door, and when the old title aud estate the latter was incum man stopped to abuse his tenants bered with debt. Tw enty thousand Gretehen would meekly submit to the rubles w ere necessary to clear It. I lashings o f his tongue. (Jretchen tool* wus about to lose it when 1 received It Into her lovely stupid head that IT through a medium au offer o f the Steiger had a little piety he would uol be so unreasonable, so one day when amount for my name by a woman the door opened and he stood glaring who wished to be noble. I consented ut her she took a crucifix off the man on condition that the marriage should tel, Intending to tell him the story o f take place by proxy. The condition the Saviour. W hat was her surprise was accepted, and I was married. I to see him the moment he suw It turn am wedded, but I have never met my w ife.” aw ay aud hurry on down the street The count bowed his head. sending back volleys o f execrations. "Y ou are no more to blame than the Just as retreating soldiers w 11 turn and woman who bought your name.” fire at un enemy. “ L eaving blaiue out o f the question. But Gretehen had found an expe dlent. A fte r that Steiger let them I am prevented from yielding to the alone for a long while. Indeed, he did dictates of my heart. 1 cannot even honorably tell you that I love you.” not cofl again till Just before the ex Notwithstanding the confession of plratlon of the lease, when lie made a fierce onslaught, accusing Gretehen of the sale, the confession o f love e vi having been trying to burn the bouse dently was a delight to the lady. A She cowered before him for n moment, rose color appeared at her throat and for be looked more terrible than ever spread rapidly over her face. Present she Imd seen him: then, taking up the ly she spoke again: crucifix, she was beginning to tell him "I, too, have a confession to make o f the example and sacrifice o f the l am not Miss Mikhailof.” figure on the cross when with a howl "Y ou not Miss M ikhailof?” he made off again. Just ns he had done “ No. You were mistaken iu my name before. when you first met me. and I permitted H aving found u way to protect them you ti> remain mistaken. Miss M ik selves, they decided to renew their hailof was a friend who skated with lease, but Stel; er «lid not appear, and me. B«»fore your arrival here l gave the tenants submitted the matter to instructions that every one should ad the court o f wills. irons me when you w ere present as One du.v the Judge sent for the ten Miss M ikhailof.” ants, and they went to him together. "A n d your real name Is?” "Y ou have aweptetf the Tagblatt ” 1 have more to confess. When I property for a year?” b<» asked. came into these estates every one told "One year. H ere Is the lease It me that I should marry a noble. A fte r expire«! a month« ago. T o whom shall w aiting a long while to meet one that we pay rent?” I could love, having failed, 1 resolved "S teiger has disappeared. A fte r dls to buy a title In the same mauner as covering this I looked up the will you sold yours.” which Is on record. It seems that T ag "Y ou you bought a title by mar blatt had n shrew for a wife, and they riage?” were always quarreling. Mrs. Tag “ I did. 1 heard o f a man who need blatt «Red first, ami when her husband ed money. I gave It for his name. followe«! her be left their bran© to the Strange to say. I was married, as you devil.*’ "T o the d evil!” ex«*lalmed Chris and were, by proxy.** “ The barriers that keep us apart are Gretehen. the woman «Tossing herself. "Yes. to the devil, with the provision double.” moaned the count. “ What Is marriage? A ceremony. that If any couple could be fotuul to live In It one year they were to be Its Did not you and «li«l not I go through ttiis ceremony for a consideration? owners.” Why shoiill such a ceremony be neces "O o tt In hlmvuelP* exclaimed Gretch •ary to our union?” •n. TTie count was silent for a moment "W h ere this agent named Steiger and then said, with n voice full of came from and where he got his au thorlty no one scorn* to know. H e got grief: “ No, 1 love you too well to degrade hold o f tlie property before 1 catne on you.*’ the bench But that Is now o f no im A uew evldeuoe o f happiness ap porta nee l will have the property pea red In her fnt'e. especially on her made over to you Jointly.** "Jean Marin! W e have been paying lips, on which was n happy smile. "Y ou have not asked me my real lent to the devil.** name,’* she said. r A M ITC H B L . “ 1 ask It now.” " I am the Connteea Akadyevltch ** Not Hie Style. E L IN O R T BOYD. **I Jest won’t wear them, and that** all there Is to It.” said Farmer Dog weed, blazing furiously. Y o n Y e v o r « un T e l l . "N ow . paw !” brok«* In his wife. "W e ll.” remarked the amateur etu '•You needn't paw me I ain’ t a-go dent o f human nature, “ you can be ing to wear them.” I pretty sure that the woman who «toesn’t ” Itut they would be so nice and gush over a pretty baby Is a confirmed warm .” old maid." “ Y es and they’d scare the horsea." ••But they’ re the Intent style.” “ Style nothing’ Do you think I am "N o t at all,” replied the wise man. going to be the laughingstock o f the "She may be a mother who haa a baby hail towoehip o va .m g U e o r j'a coat * she thinks It prettier.**— Lip p in cotft | Magazuw* I NEWSPAPER LAWS. 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Well, mother.” continued the old man to his wife. “ I will give you one o f the chick«»ns to eat, and I ’ll take the other, and John can have the third. Ilo w is that, John?” —Judge’s Library. Economy. A Chicago modi«’«» tolls o f tw o phy sicians in a Wisconsin town, the one elderly, with a long record o f cures, the other young, wiih his record still to make. The older doctor, it appears, was inclined to • in v ¡der some o f his light work to the younger man. One bitter eight in winter the vet eran was aroused by t *vo fanners from a hamlet eight miles away, the w ife of oue o f whom was seriously ill. The doctor at once referred them to his young colleague, hut they refused the ! latter's services. ! “ V ery well,” replied the doctor, f thinking to put a convincing argument before them. “ In that case my Fee l is .$10. payable now.” I Whereupon there ensued a remon strance on the part o f the farmers, hut the doctor was obdurate. 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You ctiu probably get some kind of artifi cial light for i nss money than elec delight, but does it save yon anything when it limits opportunities for work an : recreation, ruins your “ \ -ight, smokes your walls, m irs decora ions and increases household work Y ou can proartifi- save a dollar to-morrow bv going without vour meals, but it wouldn’ t be econ omy. It is not so much what you -ave. but, how you save, that counts. We are always ready to explain t h e ‘‘ ins and outs” o f the lighting proposition to you, Call on us or phone to us. YVe are never too busy to talk business. Will WHO 1 E . W . K E A R N Z S , Manager, Dallas, Oregon. Otfi.-e on M ill street, just north ot the court house. Phones: * Agent for Folk County. Bell. 421, Mntnal, 1297. •