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SC P1T .K M K N T
POLK COUNTY
ITEMIZER
D allas, ( Ircgon, F e b ru a ry 1:1, 11*07.
POLK COUNTY'S TAXPAYERS.
Those on the Assessment Roll for '06
who Pay on $1,000 or More.
Huge, Oh an, S a le m ..............
R u ssell, J J . M o n m o u th ................
R u th e rfo rd , T W, Indep
S acre, M, e t al, M onm outh .
S alzer, H e n ry .......
S am pson, A Fall» C ity
S am uels. II H , P o rtla n d ..............
S arg ean t, M rs. M E, P ortland
Savage, M rs M O, D a lla s..............
Savage, J a s , W illam ina
Sa very, J H , D a lla s.......................
S aw telle. I) W , W illam ina
S aw telle, L M , ..............................
Sayre, P W , R ickreall .
Scanlon, S ( j, P o rtla n d ............
S chafer, F ra n k , M cCoy..................
S ch in d ler, E, Salem
S chindler, Jo h n and E, Salem .
S chindler. W G, S a le m ................
S chneider, S E and I, Dallas
S chrunk, .1 F et al, Indep
S chuett, W M, Salem
Schulaon, II a n d C G , Dallas .
Schulaon, Jacob. Dallas
S chw artz, Mrs E M, A m ity
Scott, W A, Inden
Scrafford, M and I. E . Mon
Scroggin, C O, S h e rid a n ..........
Scroggin, S L, S heridan . .....
Scroggin, M rs. Lena, S h erid an .
Seroggs, A R, I n d ..........
Sear», J M, Dallas ....................
S ears, VTan B, B a lls to n ............
S ears, L ydia E , B a lls to n ............
S ears, J K, M cCoy.....................
S ears, P C, McCoy ...........................
S ears, D W , Ind ............................
S ears, D W , Ind
. .............
Sebring, J M, A ir lie .....................
Seeley, H G an d M, I n d ........
Seeley, G F, S a le m ................
Selby, G P, Dallas ..................
S ellers, E L, D allas........................
Sew ard, M a rth a, S heridan.
S haw , C E an d P, D a lla s..........
S heldon, C S, G ran d Rapi Is
S h ep ard , J R, S alem .......................
S h ep ard , I), Dallas
S h ep ard , .lam e», B u tle r................
S h ev th e, F rank, A irlie.
Shields, G A, M cCoy......................
S hreve, Asa, e s ta te ........................
S h u ltz, A am i E. Dallas
Sibley, J E, D allas ..................
Sickafoose, K II an d E E, M on..
S eifarth , G eo, D allas.......................
S eifarth , A I*, D a lla s......................
S eifarth , A udit w, D a lla s............
S im p k in s A lfred. Salem
S im p k in s, H B, esta te , Salem
S im on, J P. Independence
S im on, W F. in d ep en d en ce .......
S im on. N , M onm outh
S im onton & Scott, Dallas ............
Sim pson, M arth a, S u v e r ..........
Sim peon, I M, S u v e r................
Sim pson Bros, A i r l i e ....................
Sim (won, P h y , A i r l ie ....................
S im pson & C lodfelter . . .
S ioleth, E ric, ............................
Skaife, J X, Salem
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S kersies, S am uel, Dallas
S k in n er, Alice. I n d ........................
S loan, C C, M onm outh
Slojrer, A rch, In d
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S m ith , M a rth a , Mon ............
S m ith , A X ,
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S m ith , R obt, A m ity ...................
.'1,700 1 S m ith , C onrad, M o n ......................
1,4110 I S m ith , Jo h n M, M o n ....................
1.200 I S m ith , Cora an d Ora, M on ........
S m ith , B F, M onm outh
1,20 S m ith, W right, M o nm outh...........
2,111 -miith, F M, M onm outh ............
4.10
niith, K H, M onm outh.
5,0’
n ith , Rachel, M onm outh
0.0:
m itli, Marie. M o n m o u th .............
8,52« •¿mitli, E llen , Salem
4.100 S m ith, M, S a le m .............................
2,10> Sm ith, Mrs. M E, ftHeiit ............
1,1100 S m ith , E W . P a rk e r ....................
2,440 S m ith , George, Rickryall
2,700 m iith . I L, Independence ...........
1,710 S m ith, Mrs E J , M o n m o u th .........
2.400 Sm ith. Jo h n , C orvallis.
.......
0,730 S m ith, Ira S, M arshfield...............
1,830* S m ith, R M. M oiim out.h
|.iS4o S m ith, J B heirs, M o n m o u th .......
0.
200 S m ith, E M, D a l l a s .....
1.
H00 S m ith. F E et al, D allas ...
1,9110 ¿miti), N l i , D a l l a s ........................
2,88*1 S m ith, Mrs E J . Dallas
1.870 s,|,ith , S T. D allas.......
1,880
n ith , .1 I* an d L I*. D.illn>
4 , 4 M) s „ ,ith , O C , M o n m o u th ................
28,840 'in ith , Jacob, B u e ll........................
8,510 Snelling, Em ily, .............................
0.780 Sonthw ick, A K, S a le m ................
1 . 88(1 Sonthwick, Mrs J . R ickreall .......
1,00' Sowers, Gideon, Fall» C i t y ..........
14.910 s I „ui Idi fig, Chas, Xewlierg ...........
1.850 S perling, A I* and C L, Ind
0 ,9 8 1 S perlüig, A L am i G A, I n d ........
0,000 Sperling, A L, Im i , .......................
7.050 S taats, A C, S u v er .’........................
1,240 S t a a t s ,.I O, S uver
4,030 S taats, Mrs () M S u v e r.................
1.140 S taats, S E and C E, S uver.
4,730 s ta a ts , II D, M onm outh
2.110 S ta a ts, J M. A irlie ........................
1,150 S tafrin , C onrad, D a l l a s ................
4,550 S tafrin Drug Co, D a lla s................
1.050 S ta n sb e rry , M and A, Indep
0,800 S ta n t m, Sirs M M, S alem ............
5.850 S tap leto n , I. E, P a r k e r ................
2.500 St «rbiiek, E, S a le m ........................
8.070 S tark , Mrs G A, B aker C ity ........
1,180 Sl u r , II II, Falls C i t y ..................
8.850 S tarr. H ettie, D allas......................
2,480 Steele, George, P o r t l a n d ............
8.400 Steele, R obert, S u v e r ....................
2.140 Steele, X. S u v e r ........ ......................
1.870 St ?ele, E an I W J . S u v e r..............
1.500 Steele, \V .1, Buena V i s t a ............
1.100 Steffy, S D, Dallas ........................
1,470 S 'ein er, R E L, S a le m ...................
4.410 S infeldt, Jo h n , D a lla s.................
.4,500 Stengel. ( ’ VV and F , M o n ............
5.870 Stevenson. .1 O, McCoy ...........
7.870 S tew art, M W, I n d ..........................
8.100 S tew art, G race, M c C o y ................
1.400 S tew art. Chas, S u v er......................
10,2 0 Stiles. F A, D allas..........................
14,750 Stine, M ary, M m m o u th ..............
8,00) S tockton, (s and W, S h e rid a n .
8.980 Stone, T B, S h e rid a n ............
1.100 Stone, Sam uel, heirs, »Sheridan.
1.200 Stone, G II, M o n m o u th ..............
0,500 j S toner, A
D allas ......................
8.000 1 Stouffer, D P, D allas ....................
1.120 I S tra in , A nna and T , M o n ............
4.980 I S trickler, II P, S h e r id a n ..............
1,210 S trong, A B and F S, P e rry d a le ..
4,790 I S trong, W L, M cM innville..........
1,20) ' S trong, E W, C o r v a l l i s ................
1.000 S tum p, .1 B e t al, Mon
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W aid n : for v!»o lYJs to rise with perfect confidence became he
sliooU & ,.]7i "/¿,j J 5
y e repeating sL.it nun. This gun ha« all the
a-!var.t.<- * • . ! : .-tr .1. ) a.»J p . I tern [»oicited by a 1 2 -gauge without
tlie v.< ¿¿! I, j o it c.»n be ha.idkxl with quickuess and preemon in .u
n o r»» f-'Si-.fi f-rnv; of 1 -I shooting. It b the lightest (6V4 pound«) and
■maih.t rcj^v.ler n.ade, am! a miui*ty good gun to know.
Ail y. l a r / f / t gun* have the «oliJ top and ride ejector feature« which assure
•tien; t’l, keep OU w ter, twi etc., and prevent the ejected riieli» getting into the
line of
t or Eying into your Lee.
I f scrlration on rur-i I. ¡ 0 0 5 Catalogue and Experience Book o f
real hunlinj stories fo r 3 stamps postage. Write to-day.
fjfe Tf/ar/m firearm s Co.,
42 Widow Street
New Haven, Conn.
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Valuable Presents Given Away
by the Polk County Itemizer
W h a t w ill
be given:
S 3 0 0 P ia n o fro m E ile rs P ia n o
H o u s e , P o rtla n d .
S 7 5 S e w in g M a c h in e fro m N e w
H o m e C o ., B o s to n , M a s s .
$ 3 5 C h ic a g o T y p e w r ite r .
$ 2 0 M a r lin R ifle .
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I Years Subscription
44
6 Months
44
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100 Votes
800
25
Renewals count the same as new subscriptions.
tells the number of votes.
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INTERNATIONAL
HOMESICK!
lECTRICITYfOR LIGHTING IS 0N-
l Y EXPENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO
i RE WASTEfUl AND CARELESS.
0 YOU, WHO ARE NATURALLY
CAREFUL, IT DOESNOgOME HIGH.
T o b e g in J a n u a ry I, 1907
T o c lo s e A p ril I, 1907
g
S tu m p , Je sse , e s ta te , S tiv er..
j lion is gone o v er w ith th e co m p an y in
SALEM MEN TALK.
BIDS FOR BUSINESS.
S uver, M X, S uver
I liiis m an n er th a t a rra n g e m e n ts w 1»
Stiver, G B, S uver
I soon l*e m ade to ex te n d th e road.
N O V E L A D V E R T IS IN G .
S w artz, D B, S h erid an
When in the Capital City do not
S w enson, C a rl, D allas
What Our Merchants have to Offer
a n o t h e r S p e c ia l p r iz e
H ow
n K lr u i o f A r c h i t e c t * G o t It*
S ykes, J o h n , Salem
the
Buying
Public.
Fail to Cull on Them.
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Sykes, M rs Si R, Salem
S y lv ester, M rs A, A irlie
Close o b se rv atio n on th e p a r t o f a
A 56-Piece China Dinner Set Giver
S yron, W B, B.distort
n ew sp ap er m in in B oston sev eral
M r. C. K isser is p re p a re d to sell you
T h e B arn es C ash S to re peo p le are
S yron, Mrs M A, S h erid an
y e a rs ago rev ealed a s trik in g d ev ice a new u m b re lla o r r e p a ir vo u r old one.
closing o u t b ro k en lines of d ress goods
for First 20 New Subscrii/trs
y ro n , .1 M. S h erid an
lb-
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itio
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an
d
tire
arm
s
of
at very a ttra c tiv e figures, for in stan c e a
em ploye 1 by th e firm of M cK liu, M ead
Syron, M esta te , S h erid an
Secured After January 25th.
fifty ceijt a rtic le for 35 c e n ts an d $1 .25
; ¿c W hite, th e noted N ew Y ork a rc h i all k in d s for sale. If you get y o u r shells
T abor, J M, S h e rid a n .
hauled
th
e
re
,
you
can
be
c
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rta
in
of
g
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t
goods
a t 75 cen ts, Y our n eig h b o r w ill
tects, o f whk-li S ta n fo rd W hite, who
T alb o tt, J C, F alls City
tin g w hat von sh o o t a t.
th a n k you for te llin g thorn a b o u t it. All
| w as m u rd ered by H u rry K. T h a w In
T alltot *Sc T h o m p so n , B ru o k l'n , la
T h e second sj»eeial prize to be offered th ey have is good an d c h e a p e r th a n a t
For som e tim e it has been recognized
N ew York recen tly , w as a m em ber,
T a rte r B, A irli«
in o u r S u b scrip tio n co n test will be a m ost o th e r sto res.
T a rte r, K am i H, A irlie
j T h e device, s a y s th e P itts b u rg G azette- by all th a t th e S tafrin d r u g s to r e was forg
56-piece C h in a d in n e r set, now on d is
ing
far
ah
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in
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T a to m , W in, D allas
T im es, w as a n a c ro stic of n am es fu-
Once again we call th e a tte n tio n of
] an d p atro n ag e. In fact th is sto re has play in th e window of \V. !1. Roy & Co. those who need boys an d m en s clo th in g
T aylor, W (
I m ous in h isto ry , lite ra tu re an d a r t by
i long enjoyed th e m ajo r p o rtio n of th e D allas. T h e first person to sen d in 2« to th e fact th a t one of th e very be.-t se
Taylor, J o h n , A irlt
| w hich th e firm 's n a m e w as to he e n i tra d e tr ib u ta r y to th is city . T h e ir coiir-
T aylor, Mrs C A, A irlie
g rav ed on th e B oston P u b lic lib ra ry . I tesv to all, carefu lln ess in p re p a rin g per- new su b scrip tio n s, o b ta in e d a fte r J a n lections in th e city is ca rrie d by O scar
T ay lo r, C la ra , I n d e p ........
As m ay he o b serv ed , th e a rra n g e m e n t seriptioH s, ex eellen t goods an d fair pric- u ary 25th, w ill be aw ard ed th is h a n d Jo h n so n on S ta te stre e t. H is p atro n s
T aylor, D B, Indep.
are m ain ly th e g reat m id d le class, who
defied lite ra tu re , h isto ry an d philoso i es, have aid ed m a te ria lly in brin g in g som e set. ’ C oupons will n o t c o u n t in w ant s u b s ta n tia l th in g s a t m o d erate
T aylor, A sa, In d e p .
phy in a rra n g e m e n t, u ud th is w a s th e th is ab o u t.
Taylor, A C, P e rry d a le ........
th is co n test, b u t votes secured in g e ttin g p rices. No o th e r c lo th ie r in tow n can
T eal, A lb ert, D allas.
th in g th a t a ttr a c te d th e n e w s p a p e r
new su bscriber» can be ap p lied on th e com e n e a re r p leasin g y ou a n d yo u r
T eal, J o h n , Dallas
m a n ’s atte n tio n . T h e n a m e s w ere co n
a n o th er " ‘ r a il r o a d .
p ian o co n test, if so d esired . A nyone friends.
T eats, A and S, D allas
g lo m erated from all n a tio n s a n d ag es
can get o u t an d w o rk for th is chin u w n re
T edrow , M ary, C o rv a llis ..............
Into a seem in g ly n e a t o rn a m e n ta tio n
You can get th e R u ral S p irit a n d th e
Ted row, A Z, M o n m o u th ............
fo r the fine b uilding. B eg in n in g a j th e Talk of the Motor Line Being —you do not have to lie a c o n te sta n t in !tonii/,er a y ear for ; 2.
T em p lem an , ( ’ H , S alem .............
th
e
p
ian
o
co
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test.
S
am
ple
copies
se
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t
top of a sp a ce to be d ev o ted to n am es
T etherow , S 11, F alls C i t y ..........
R ev. J . R. X. Bell is now p asto r of
Extended to Blodgett.
to p rospective su b scrib ers. A few h ours th e first P re sb y te ria n c h u rc h a t C o rv al
fam o u s In thv w orld in v ario u s lin es
‘V therow . T B, M o n m o u th ..........
w e re th e follow ing:
e a rn e s t w ork o u g h t to lan d th is prize iif lis.
Tetherow , J P, M o n m o u th ..........
A p u blic m ass m eetin g was held lust a n y section of th e co u n tv . as th e re are
T eth ero w , M A, I n d e p ..............
M oses,
T h ro u g h tick ets to D allas are now on
Tuesday
aftern
o
o
n
at
K
in
g
s
V
alley,
to
Tharp. M C . B ellvite......................
Cic< ro ,
iiscuss p lan s w ith P re sid e n t Josep ii lots of new resid en ts in every v icin ity . sale from all p o in ts on th e W est Side
K a lid a s a ,
T h a rp , Jo sep h , B u tle r ..................
—
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«
n
»ad.
Iso c ra tes,
»lirseh b erg , of th e A irlie railro ad , for
T h a rp , C X, In d e p .......................
M ilto n .
v.x!ending th e line th ro u g h K ings V al Common Colds are the Cause of
T h a rp , B X, E sta te , S tiv e r..........
M rs. V irg in ia S m ith w ent to P o rt
ley
an d H oskins, to co n n ect a t B lokgett
T hill, Jo se p h , G erv ais ..............
T h ese n am es, th ro u g h th e ir initials,
land T h u rsd a y to ta k e a co u rse in a
Mary
Serious
Diseases.
v
ith
th
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C
orvallis
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E
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rn
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t
was
Phielson 11 am i J . S a le m ............
b
u
sin ess college.
fo rm ed the first p a r t o f th e acro stic,
ue p u rp o se of th is m eetin g to d eter-
T hesies, W in, D allas .................
P h y sician s who have gained a n atio n al
sp ellin g p lainly “ M cK lm .”
A slig h t
C
h a rley Boydston is w orking at th e
tine w h at su p p o rt in th e way of traffic re p u ta tio n as a n a lv sists of th e cau se of
!'hom as, A C ...................................
sp a ce a p p e a re d b efo re th e n e x t list of
ill he given th e line to m ake defin ite v ario u s diseases, claim t h a t if catch in g }»la- terin g triu 'e in P o rtla n d , and o rd eis
Thom pson, V, D a lla s ..................
nam es, which w a s :
p lans for th e ex ten sio n . T h e p rim e cold could he avoided a long list of th e Ite m iz e rto his a d d re ss, 750 M issouri
Thom pson, J B, D a lla s .................
l aiders in th e m o v em en t are II. Siefert d an g ero u s ailm e n ts would nev er be A vi nu e.
Mozart,
Thom pson. J B a n d M, D allas.
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clid
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I. I*. Logan, A. C. M iller an d (J. A. h e a rd of. E veryone know s th a t p n e u
Thom pson, M L, F alls C ity . . .
Geo. Jo h n so n h as opened a n office for
A e s c h y lu s,
. ra n tz , all p ro m in e n t citizen s an d l»usi- m onia a n d co n su m p tio n o rig in a te from his W estp o rt mill in th e L u m b erm an
T h u rsto n , E C , St J o h n s , O r. .
D a n te .
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of
th
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section.
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T hurston, J a liez. S u v e r ................
a cold, a n d ch ro n ic c a ta rrh , b r« rtch itis. bank b u ild in g Second a n d S tark s tre e ts
lie r efforts th a t th e railro ad a u th o r an d all th r o a t anil lung tro u b le are a g P o rtla n d . .
T h e In itials o f th e s e n am es b ro u g h t
T hurston, E A, S u v e r ....................
out the second n a m e of th e firm , i t i e s h av e becom e sufficiently in te r e s t g rav ated a n d ren d ered m ore serio u s by
T ire, G eo, F a lls C ity .....................
A rch itect F. II. M orrison re p o rts b u
Tillery, M, I n d e p .............................
“ M ead.” A n o th er slig h t sp ace, an d th e 'd to ask for a pub lic m eeting, am i it is each fresh a tta c k . Do n o t risk y o u r
o n fid en lly th o u g h t th a t th e m eetin g life o r ta k e ch an ce s w hen you h a v e n sin ess fairly good in his lin e, w ith a
Tillotson, W i n ..................................
follow ing n am es a p p e a re d :
vill re s u lt in an early e x ten sio n of th e cold. C h a m b e rla in 's Cough
’'¡iode, H arv ey , A ir lie ..................
R em edy n u m b er of new residences p ro jected foi
W ren,
>ud.
Tolford, M innie ...............................
will cu re it before th ese diseases d ev el th e sp rin g an d su m m er.
H e r r ic k ,
T he g ap from A irlie to B lo d g ett is o n o p . T h is rem ed y co n tain s no o p iu m ,
Tollar. D, F alls C ity ......................
I r v in g ,
W b iie in M cM innville T h u rsd ay we
ly a b o u t 14 m iles in len g th a n d th e line m o rp h in e o r o th e r h arm fu l d ru g am i m et M r J o h n G. T re n t, w ho is now
Tom, A d elin a, A lte a ....................
T itia n ,
.vould
open
u
p
one
of
th
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st
little
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s.
Toner, J G, E sta te , D a lla s ..........
has 80 y ears of re p u ta tio n back of it, ru n n in g a h op y ard n e a r D ayton. An
Toner W M, Y a q u in a C i t y ..........
H e re w as th e n a m e “ W h ite” also e n »alleys in th e sta te . At p re s e n t it is a g ain ed by its cu res u n d e r every co n d i in fan t c h ild of his b r o t h e r s h ad just
very difficult m a tte r to get freig h t in tio n . F o r sale by W ilson D rug Co.
Toner & Peaslee, S a le m ................
d ie d .
g rav ed , th e w hole d ev ice b rin g in g out and out of th e v alley, a n d on account of
Toomey, M ary, P o rtla n d ............
the firm n am e of “ M cKirn, M ead & lie ro u n d ab o u t ro u te of th e m ails it
M r. W . B. D aggett an d fam ily cam p
Towns, A llen. M o n m o u th ............
Pearl Wedding Anniversary.
W h ite” In connection w ith th e w o rld ’s lakes a b o u t th re e d ay s to get m ail from
hack to D allas M onday from dow n tin
Townsend, A n n a, S a le m ...............
fam ed m en. It w a s in 1890, j u s t b efo re P o rtlan d , 'ih e r e are now in th is valley
At th e hom e of M r. an d M rs. G. A. C olu m b ia, w h ere he h as b een keeping
Townsend, G X. A m ity ................
liree tie m ills, besides a large saw m ill S h ield s, a t B ethel, F e b ru a ry 4 th , th e ir bonks f o r a larg e lu m b e r co m p an y , ami
(he b u ild in g w a s com pleted, th a t the
Tragles, P a n d P, S a le m ................
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discovery w as m ad e an d published.
r ravis, C M, F alls C ity .................
flouring m ill ow ned by J . P. L ogan at room s w ere b ea u tifu lly d eco rated in red
T e a t, G D an d 1, M. D a lla s........
T he list of n am es w a s changed.
H on. D. la. K eyt is si* well satisfied
wings V alley, an d if th e y sh o u ld suc- an d g reen . A lter a m o st en jo y ab le e v w ith th e re su lts of his large sale, th ro u g h
T rullinger, J B S h e r id a n ..............
eed in g e ttin g a railro ad th e re would e n in g of g am es an d m usic, an ele g a n t | a d v e rtisin g in th e Item iz er, th a t be
tim e r, W m an d Mc D, A irlie .
o th e r tie m ills an d saw m ills put in, lu n ch was serv ed . A larg e ta b le was has conclude I to ru n it for tw o weeks
T H E R E A L L IN C O L N .
Turnidge. V J , S h e rid a n ..............
s th e re is lots of fine tim b e r on ly w ait- lad e n e d w ith very elalx m ite p re se n ts of longer, am i w ill m ake ev en g re a te r b a r
Tuttle, M a rg a re t, In d e p ...............
H e W n M .Not H o m e l y , a n d H e W a «
ig for an o u tle t to be saw ed u p an d p e a rl, c u t glass, silv er an d D av ila nd. gains th a n before. T h e Ite m iz e r has
Tuttle, E R, I n d e p ..........................
Not S l o v e n l y In Drew*.
lipped. M uch of th e p ro d u ct from th is N o tw ith sta n d in g th e sto rm v ev en in g th e d raw n him b u sin e ss from sectio n s of
1 Tglow, Abel, D a lla s......................
F o r m any y e a rs it h a s been th e fa s h ection would com e to C o rv allis an d be follow ing w ere p r e s e n t: M r. and Mrs. th e c o u n try tliu t h e n e v e r receiv ed b e
’'»htv. J C, D allas .......................
nipped
hence to o th e r p o in ts. A t th e G. A. »Shields, M r. a n d M rs. G. L. fore.
U llrey Id a M , D a lla s....................
ion to call Mr. L incoln hom ely. H e
* H i U uskirk, W ., E sta te A m ity 3 .1 0
w as v ery ta ll a n d v ery thin . H is ey es ueeting, a co m m ittee was a p p o in ted to S h ield s, M r. a n d M rs. C. L. H aw ley ,
ira ft a set of b lan k s lo r in fo rm a tio n to M r. an d Mrs. F. G rav es, M r. a n d M rs.
'a n d e w e rs t, II. H ., S a le m ........ 2 ,3 7
w ere d eep su n k e n , h is sk in of a sallow
he S o u th ern Pacific a u th o ritie s , said R o b t. Duffield, M r. and M rs. S tew art.
ranN ortw ick, F. B., B a lls to n ... 1 ,<’4f
pallor, his h a ir co arse, black a n d u n pap er to be circu lated am o n g th e var- M r. and M rs. G o rslin e, M r. an d M rs.
CHURCH d i r e c t o r y .
Va i O rsdall, J . G ., D a lla s............ 8,191
ruly.
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*us resid en ts of th e valley , who are to G eorge K eltv , M r. and M rs. Jeffries,
Van O rsdel, H a n n a h ...................... 2,
(MK
ill in b lan k s, giving th e p resen t d ista n c e M r. an d M rs, Boyer, M r. a n d M rs. M il
Vass.ill, W . G ., D a lla s.................. 2,04 M. n o r a w k w a rd n o r ugly. H is larg e fea
P re a c h in g h o u rs a t 11 a n d 8.
ttires fitted his la rg e fram e, an d his roni th e railw ay an d th e d ista n c e sh o u ld ler, M r. an d Mrs. S. F le tc h e r, M r. and
''a n d in , J F ., R ickreall ............ 1 ,0 0
lie new road ta k e e ith e r of tw o propos- M rs. R hode, M rs. S ears, M rs. P ost.
larg e h an d s an d feet w’e re b u t rig h t on
V aughn <Sc W eaver, D allas............. 1 , 2 "«
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Veazie. H. L., D allas .................. 7.04<
a body th a t m easu red six feet fo u r
P re a c h in g S u n d ay m o rn in g an d ev en
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S hields, M essrs J . K . an d J a k e S ears, ing. S u n d ay school a t 9:45. E p w o rtli
V eness, J . A., W in lock, W ash . . 1,50
inches. H is w as a sad an d th o u g h tfu l
.nd o th e r p ro d u cts raised by each. In P. F. A. Roche and Harley Shields.
’ercler. A. J ., S a le m ..................... 2.381
league a* 6:30. P ra y e r m eetin g T h u rs
face, a n d from boyhood he had ca rrie d
»iis w ay, it is th e ir in te n tio n to show to
T h e p a rty d isp e rsed a t m id n ig h t,
,re rn o n , A. M ., A m ity ................ 2 02
a load of care. I t is sm all w o n d er th a t
ie railro ad people ju s t how m uch w ishing th e ho st an d h ostess th a t all day ev en in g .— A. C . B lae k e n b u ry , p a s t
'e rn o n , M rs. »S. J ., I n d e p .......... 11 ,5 4 (
w hen alone or ab so rb ed In th o u g h t th e
reight an d p assen g er traffic can be e x th e ir re m a in in g years of u nion m ig h t be or.
Vick, Geo, F . F alls C ity .............. 1 ,31V
face should ta k e ou d eep lines, th e ey es a c te d if th e line is e x te n d e d . I t is al- as h ap p y an d p ro sp ero u s as th e p a s t
Vick, C has. H ., F alls C ity ............ 5,931
aost a c e rta in ty th a t w hen th e situa- th irty .
a p p e a r a s If se ein g so m e th in g beyond
BAPT IST C H URC H .
11,00
W ade, R. M. & Co, In d ep ..
V agner, W. J . & F. .1., D a lla s .. . 2 .5 0 0 (he vision of o th e r m en an d th e sh o u l
P re ach in g S u n d ay m o rn in g am i e v e n
d ers stoop a s th o u g h th ey , too, w ere
Vagner, V., F alls C ity ................ 1,22'
A Habit to be Encouraged.
ing. S u n d ay school a t 10. B. V. P. V .
V agner, M M ,B lack D ucky,M inn 1,00
h ea rin g a w eight. B ut In a m om ent
T h e m o th e r w ho lias acq u ired th e at 0 :.'>(). P ra y e r m eetin g W ednesday
W agoner, H a r ry , S t J o h n s .......... 1 , 8 0
ill would be ch an g ed . T he d eep ey es
h a b it of keeping on h an d a b o ttle of ev en in g .—C. H . Davis, p asto r.
W E B S T E R ’S
W agoner, II II, St J o h n s , O r . . . . 1,201 .•ould flush o r tw iu k le m errily w ith h u
C h a m b e rla in ’s cough rem ed y ,
saves
Vaifc, Geo F , S alem
................ e,oo« m or o r look o u t fro m u n d e r o v e rh a n g
h erself a g reat am o u n t of u n easin ess an d
PR K SB Y T B R IA N C H U R C H .
W alker, M rs H .1, M cC oy............ 3,101
a n x ie ty . C oughs, colds and cro u p , to
;ig b ro w s ns th ey did upon th e F iv e
W alker, H a rv e y , M cCoy............... 3 , «IH
P re ach in g S u n d ay m o rn in g and ev
w hich ch ild ren a re su scep tib le are
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W alker D ora, S a l e m ....................... 3 .1 0 t
piickly cu red by its use. It c o u n ter- en in g . S u n d ay school a t 10. C h ristian
V alker, C C, E sta te , S a le m ........ 4 ,2 5 ! So, too, in p u b lic sp eak in g , w hen his
lets a n y ten d en cy of a cold to re su lt in E n d eav o r a t 6:30. P ra y e r m eetin g
all bony rose to its full h eig h t, w ith
W alker, M rs J A, I n d e p .............. 1 ,8 5 t
p n eu m o n ia, a n d if given as soon as th e T h u rsd ay ev en in g .—D .J . B ecker, p asto r
V alker, E tta , In d ep ............. . . . 2 ,3 0 0 h ead th ro w n back an d his fa c e tran s-
IT IS
first sy m p to n s of cro u p ap p ear, it will
4
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igured w ith tlie fire an d e a rn e s tn e ss
»revent th e a tta c k . T h is rem ed y co n
U P TO DATE,
C H R IST IA N CH URC H
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W allace, J VV, I n d e p ......................
>f his th o ught, he w ould a n s w e r D oug
ta in s n o th in g in ju rio u s an d m o th ers
W allace, R S, esta te , S a le m ........ 1 5 ,0 0 0
P re a c h in g S u n d ay m o rn in g and ( v eil
AND
is in th e high, cle a r te n o r th a t cam e
rive it to little ones w ith a feeling of
W allace, L u th e r, D allas................ 1 ,« 7 (
school a t
10. Senior
•»erfect se cu rity . Sold by th e W ilson ing. Bible
0 him in th e h e a t of d e b a te , c a rry in g
R E L IA B L E ,
W allace, L M, W illa in ia ............... 5,44«
C h ristia n E n d eav o r a t 6:30. B ible class
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W alling, J & C, S a l e m .................. 3,231
an d p ra y e r m eetin g T h u rs d a y evening.
•rowds. And la te r, d u rin g th e y e a rs of
RECENTLY CNIARGEO WITH
W alling.J D ik C orn, S a le m .......... 1 ,4 8
M itch B u tle r is clerk in g for H a rry A. C. C o rb in , p asto r.
.var, w hen he p ro nounced w ith noble
W alter, .1 M. I>allas........................ 1,031
25,000 New Words and Phrases
W agner.
W ankey, Jo se p h , F alls C i t y ........ 2,14« g rav ity th e w o rd s of his fam o u s ad-
ALSO AOOEO
E V A NG ELIC AL C H URC H .
W ark en tin , C II D a lla s................ 1 ,1 5 0 1 re s sea, not one in th e th ro n g s th a t
I/>t 1). B row n, of D allas, is sp e n d in g
N e w G a z e t t e e r o f t h e W o r ld
W ash, W A, D allas ...................... 4 ,
(MV him could tru ly say th a t lie w as
P re a c h in g S u n d ay m o rn in g and even
h eard
! S a tu rd a y an d S u n d ay a t hom e. H e is
N e w B io g r a p h ic a l D ic t io n a r y
I,
481
W aters, J o h n , A irlie ......................
»re of th e se n a te ste n o g ra h e rs.—S alem ing. S u n d ay school a t 10. C h ristian
Editor In Chief, W. T. Harri«, Fh.D., I.L.D.,
>thor
th a n a h an d so m e m an.
W aters, F W . S alem ....................
1 ,M I
E n d eav o r a t « :30. P ra y e r m eeting
United States Commissioner of Education.
j S tatesm an .
It h a s been th e fash io n , too, to say
W atson, J T, T ru stees. I n d e p . . . 9.501
T h u rsd a y ev en in g .— X. W . Sager, past-
2 3 8 0 O u»rto Pages. 5 0 0 0 Illu stra tio n s.
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W a tt, Jo s VV, S a le m ...................... 2 , 4 0
M r. C. A. Sykes, of P opcorn, was
IT IS A PACKED STOREHOUSE OF ACCURATE INFORMATION
'iis d 13«
ress. T h is also is a m istak e. I lls
am ng o u r callers M onthly. T h is is th e
W ebster, O liver, I n d e p .................. II.
G r a n d PRi2t(Iligh.‘st A w a r )W o r l o - o FAin S T .L O U IS
•lothes could n o t tit sm oothly ou his
VVeleli tk A ldrich, In d e p ................ 4.« 0
g en tlem an who last y ear an d th e y ear
A lso W ebster’s C ollegiate D ictionary
W ellington, Jo s , In d e p .................. 2 . 17( g a u n t an d bony fram e. l i e w as no
heiore secured th e O . A. C .e x p e rim e n ta l ,
111) Pages,
1)00 Illustration«.
W ells, ( ì A, P a rk e r
.................... 1 2 ,0 7 0 tailo r's figure o f a m an , b u t from the
prize of $300. It w as secured each tim e |
R e g u la r E d itio n 7 X 10 *
inches. 3 bindings.
W ells, G A. H eirs, P a r k e r ............ 3 , 3 0
on a ro ta tio n cro p of potato es, sq u a sh es j
first he clothed h im self as w ell a s his
D e L u x e E d itio n f.v4 * « ' , * 1' j in. Printed from
same plates, on hi hie paper. 2 beautiful binding*.
am i cabbages. T h is is to show by in tel- j
W ells. C P, P a rk e r. ...................... • >. I in m ean s allow ed an d in th e fash io n of
W ells, M J , C o rv a llis.................... 4 ,0 0 0 the tim e an d place.
ARE YOU G O IN G E A S T ?
ligent work how th e sa m e lan d m ay even '
TREE,••Dictionary Wrinkles." Illustrated pamphlets.
, W e can save you money on
W ern er, A M S r, P e r ry d a le ........ 12.901
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W erner, A M J r , S alem .............. «,03«
crop. M r. Sykes is now at work on a j
Publishers, Springfield, M ass., U. S . A.
W rite us for rates and other particulars.
W erner, F A, Los A n g eles.......... 1,200 his boyhood, of the ta ll strip lin g w hose
prop o sitio n to relieve bee hives of th e
O regon A u to -D espatch C o .
GET T H S B E ST
W essinger it W agner, P o rtlan d
2 , 7 0 ) tro u se rs le ft ex p o sed a len g th of shin,
pestifero u s little red a n t w h ich proves
17 FIRST STREET PMTIARR . 0 RE 00 H
It m u st bo rem em b ere d not only how
W est Jo se p h , A sto ria...................... 2 ,O '
so d e trim e n ta l.
W eyer H a u s e r T im b e r Co.
» , or
poor he w as. b u t th a t he lived on th e
W heeler, Jo sie, S u v er. ................ 5 ,2 5 0 fro n tier, w h ere o th e r boys, loss poor,
W heeler, N P. E ndeavo r Penn
9 2 .2 7 0 w ere scarcely b e tte r clad. In V audallu
w T ite, j s . 1 le i re, S a le m .............. 3 .3 2 0
th e blue je a n s he w o re w e re th e d ress
W hite, W W R ickreall
2 130
W hite, J C, R ic k re a ll.
............
370 of his co m p an io n s a s w ell, a n d later,
from Springfield d a y s on, cle a r th ro u g h
W hite, S eth an d M ella, R ickreall
his p resid en cy , his co stu m e w as the
W hite, M F a n d M A, R ickreall
W h ite it W ise, M cC oy..................
u su al su it of b lack b ro ad clo th , carefu l
W h ite a k e r, J D, In d e p ...................
ly m ade an d sc h lp u lo u sly n eat. H e
VVhiteaker, B F. M onm o u th .
c a re d nothing for style. It did not
W h iteak er, G W , Indep
m a tte r to him w h eth er th e m an w ith
W h iteak er. D J , E sta te , In d ep
whom he ta lk e d w ore n co at of the
W h itm an College, W alla W alla
la te s t c u t or o w n ed no co at a t all. It
W h itm an , C laren ce, S h erid an . ..
w as th e m an in sid e th e co at th a t in
W h itm an , Il D. M onm outh
te re ste d him .—H elen X lcolay In St.
W ild, J o h n A, J e ffe rso n ................
W ilcox, F a n n ie , E state, Did
N icholas.
W ilcox, Cecile und (te n e v a , Im i
M anners.
W ih's, VV'T. C orvallis.
a
W ilkenson, G D
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M an n ers a re of m ore Im p o rtan ce
W illiam s, E, A lbany ....................
th a n law s. U pon them , in a g re a t
It is economical because it can be quickly turned off when not needed. With
W illiam s Thos, M o n m o u th ..........
m easu re, th e la w s depend. T lie law |
gas or kerosene there is the temptation to let light burn when not needed, to
W illiam s, J L, M o n m o u th .........
to u ch es them h u t h e re a n d th ere, uow
W illiam », VV' E A irlie ....................
save bother of lighting »nd adjusting, In some homes the electric light hill
an d then. M a n n ers a re w h a t vex or
W illiam s, T B A irlie.......................
amounts to only about #2 per month. You canprobablv get some kind of artifi
soothe, c o rru p t o r p u rify , e x a lt o r d e
W illiam s, R E, Dallas
base, b a rb a riz e or refin e us, by a con
W illiam s it M eC allop, D allas.......
cial light for less money than electric light, but does it save} ou anything when it
stu n t, stead y , u n ifo rm , In seu slb le op
W illiam s A M attison. Dallas
limits opportunities fur work and recreation, ruins your eyesight, sm kes your
W illiam s. () F. an d VI E, Dallas
e ra tio u like th a t of th e a ir w e b re a th e
W illiam s. W a lte r, DaPa*
in. T hey giv e th e ir w hole form an d
walls,
mars decora ions and increases household work. You can probably
W illiam s VV an d R hodes II.D allas
color to o u r lives. A ccording to th e ir
save
a
dollar
to-morrow by going without your meals, but it wouldn’t !>e econ
W illiam s, J A. E state, D allas
q u ality , th ey aid m orals, th ey supply
W illiam s. R J . R ic k re a ll.......
omy.
It
is
not
so much what you save,, hut, how you save, that counts. We
th**m or they to tally d estro y th e m .—
W ilson, A m v C, In d e p .....................
Burke.
are always ready to explain the “ins and outs’’ of tlie lighting proposition to
W ilson, A J , In d ep
..................
W ilson, F »S, In d e p
................
you, ( all on us or phone to us. We are never too busy t > talk business.
Pn»*t o f t h e H a t t i e .
W ilson. J E. In d e p
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W ilson, S. A m ity .......
w ay s," said U ncle Kbeu. “ I sympa*
W ilson, T A. S heridan
W IL L A M E T T E V A L L E Y C O M P A N Y R A T E S :
thlzes w lf d e In d ian , b u t I d o n 't believe
W ilson, J M. Dallas
.................
h e'd h av e had n e a r as m uch h a rd luck
W ilson, A K E sta te , S alem
RruML'iices on im tcra h k illow att, l.V : residence», Hut, s m onth, ltiep, Site.
W ilson, F ra n k S aloni....................
i f h e'd e r beeu good n a tu rv d a n ' learn
Rate?* for bnaim-HH liouae»:
W ilson, Rol*ert, S uver ..............
e d to play d e b an jo ." W ash in g to n S ta r
2Se u drop ami .V a k illow att up to lOdropa. Over 10 dro|w. 20e a drop and .V a killow att np to 40
W indover. II, Dallas
dmi»»; over 40 drops, 17l, c a drop and .V a killow att. A drop titrure!* ltiep or lean. Kor power rates
W indsor, Ben, Salem
apply at the office.
T h e re I» no d u ty w e so m uch u n d e r
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S tevenson.
I W inslow . M rs A V Salem
W in te rste in , R K, A irlie
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A M an of L e a rn in g .
1 W ise. A J . E sta te , IV rrvdalc
To colleges he gave much r«*f:
i W ise, M rs X. Boise Idaho
His fa m e no e n v io u s to n g u e can balk:
He tildn t lectu re m u ch h im self,
> W itcm an . .I J , D allas
.............
B u t w ise ly let hta m o n ey talk .
! W isner, VV. Salem
•—W a s h in g to n Star.
: vv ( t h r o n . v R . M om noeth
I W ith ro w , S R. M onm outh
E . W . K E A R N E S , Manager, Dallas, Oregon.
T n l e off V a l o r .
j W ith ro w . J A, .Silver
G u n n e r -1 umtemtand that the ma?w
W oelk, F J , Salem
Office on Mill -tree*. j M north of the eonrt lioure. P hon e*: Bell. 421, M utual, 12V7.
• a y s ten horse* were killed under h lm l
H arry Wagner, a former editor of the
G a y er Yea, tlie m ajor used to have
Independence Went Side, nunc np S u n • flat over a sau sage factory.—New
day night to visit w ith his wife's par York World.
en ts, Hon. N. L. Butler and wife.
44
The reciept
T he person getting the greatest number of votes by April I st
gets the Piano; the second the Sewing Machine; the third the
Typew rit ex; the fourth the Rifle.
f u w u y u u u y u u y u u u in n n n A A g
Willamette Valley Company
- 11
Household News.
TTF. re n d in g la m p w a s re a d in g .
A nd th e s a v in g s b a n ., w a s H aving.
W h ile th e k n e u d in ; b o a rd
vtua
k n e a d in g .
A nd th e ».h av in g m u g w ax « h a v in g ,
D m tin* lo o k in g glut»« w a s lo o k in g
In a ll d iffe re n t d ire c tio n s
(W h ile th e cu c k o o clo ck w u s c o o k in g )
A nd w hs rrm k ln g s o m e re fle c tio n s.
T
T h e n th e In k in g p a d c e a s e d In k in g ,
F o r th e lo o k in g g la s s w u s g ib in g
T h a t th e d r in k in g g la s s w a s d r in k i n g
M o re t h a n it s h o u ld b e Im b ib in g .
A n d th e te le p h o n e w a s te llin g
W h a t w u s m e n tio n e d by th e m irro r.
A n d th e s p e llin g book vs a s s p e llin g
A ll th e w o rd s to m a k e th e m c le a r e r .
Y es. th e w r itin g d e s k w a s w r itin g
A ll th e lo o k in g g lu s« ' g o s sip —
AM th e In n u e n d o e s b itin g
O n th e d r in k in g g la s s It s ^ w sip —
A m i th e p r a y e r r u g w u s p r a y i n g
T h a t th e y s h o u ld a v o id u q u a r r e l
A n d fro m a ll t h a t th e y w e re s a y in g
S tr u g g le d h a r d to fe tc h a m o ra l.
T h e n th e w h is k b ro o m s ta r t e d w h is k in g
B a c k a n d f o r th to te ll th e o th e r s
O f h ow m u c h th e y all w ero r is k in g
W h e n th e y s h o u ld a g r e e a s b r o th e r s .
S u d d e n ly in c a m e th e m is tre s s .
A nd s h e h a lte d u t th e b o rd e r
O f th e ro o m a n d s a id In d is tr e s s
“ W h y , th e p la c e Is in d is o r d e r ! "
- W i l b u r D. N e s b lt In J u d g e .
G e tti‘ g T ired.
S w eatIn g to u S w ain —O f course. An-
gellu a, I’d Ju st love te r d ra w you
a ro u n d fere v er. B ut d o n ’t you th in k
y o u ’re liab le to c a tc h th e “a u to fa c e ” If
y ou don’t g o hom e rig h t aw a y ? —N ew
Y ork W orld.
A nother B
onn
O u t.
T h a t th e re Is a s ta rtlin g differen ce
b etw een th e te m p e r of th e risin g g e n
e ra tio n an d th a t o f th e y o u th who»«
voting ideas sh o t up acco rd in g to th e
teach in g s of Mrs. H a n n a h M ore an d
S an fo rd a n d M erton lias recen tly been
proved by a little sev en -y ear-o ld girl
w ho w a s labo rio u sly sp ellin g h e r w ay
th rough n re a d in g lesson.
“ A lw ay s sp e ak th e tru th ,” sh e sa id ,
“an d obey y o u r p a re n ts.
“ Be g en tle an d quiet. N ev-er sla m
th e d o o r an d sh o u t a n d sc rea m a -b o u t
th e house.
“ At th e ta-l>le e a t slow ly, n o t In a
greed y m an n e r like a pig.”
S u d d en ly th e little g irl sh u t th e book
w ith a p o rte n to u s h an g u u d an n o u n ced
w ith firm ness a n d decision:
‘T in uot g oiug to let an y old T h ird
R ead er boss m e 4ike th a t.” —R o c h ester
H erald.
T iie In v e s tig a to r « .
T h ey w ere iu th e U auuted house. A
so litary c a u d le b u rn ed fitfully ou th e
ta b le b etw een th em . I ts fiam e c a s t
w eird sh a d o w s ou th e m oldy ceiling.
A ru t g m tw cd l>eUlud th e wuiuscoiinK .
" H a rk !” ho arsely w h isp e red oue o f
th e w a tc h e rs n s he clu tch ed his com
p an io n 's arm .
" W h a t is it? ”
“ D id n 't you h e a r t h a t p e cu liar tic k ? ”
T h e o th e r m uu p eered a b o u t him lu
ev id eu t te rro r.
" W h a t tick ?” he trem b lin g ly asked.
T h e first m a n 's voice g re w solem n.
“T h e cau d le's-tic k , of co u rse.”
A nd th e fam ily spook w as still
lau g h in g w hen th e bell to lled 12.—
C lev elan d I'la ln Denier.
W an ted
W ild
Nur«».
L ittle D oro th y , nged th re e y e a rs, s a t
qu ietly listen in g to th e d in n e r ta b le
co n v ersa tio n , ou th is occasion aliout
tra in e d n u rse s (a little sis te r h a d Ju s t
a rriv e d in th e borne).
W hen th e eld e rs h ad e x h a u ste d th e
s u b je c t an d th e re w as n lull In th e
co n v ersa tio n sh e broke In w ith :
“ M am m a. If M ltb Jo n e s is a tra in e d
n u rse, w h a t Is a w ild n u rse?” —N ew
Y ork Globe.
An a
E*nbll<*
K n te rin E n .r.
V isito r (a t an im u l circus»—T h a t mon
key e x h ib its alm o st hum nn Intelli
gence.
•
A tte n d a n t—H e e x h ib its more than
hum nn In telligence, sir. H e does his
a c t w ith o u t m ix in g a m onologue with
It a n d w ith o u t looking a t yon a n d w a it
ing for a p p la u se .—C hicago Tribune.
H . K irn
H e r.
“W hat se a ts have you?” asked the
Uinn at the box office.
" n o w many?" nskwl the attendant.
“T w o; my w ife and m yself."
"I.nst row. All I’ve got."
"W on't do. There's no man living
could make my w ife take a hack aeat.”
—Yonkers Statesm an.
A n E i w r t (» p i n i o n .
“W hat w e w ant to d a " said the mor
alist. "is to strive for the up liftin g bf
our fellow man."
“T hat is easy.” said the flying mtc
chine Inventor. "The difficulty 1» to
keep him from dropping back to earth
with a rude Jar.”—W ashington Star.
Its a r l , C o rre c t .
"I w ant to com plain aliout the way
you printed the notice of iny daugh
ter's wedding." said the fussy old man.
"Now. tlie bride’s nam e w as Gratia,
•n d " —
“H ow dkl w e have It?” interrupted
the editor.
“You had it ‘G ratis.- sir!”
"W eil, that’s uot so bad. You gave
|e r aw ay, didn't you?" Catholic Stand-
Srd and Time».
A S n l l a f n r t o r r S n t* «tltnte.
M asculine Voice (thickly, over tlie
telephonei—Hello! Hello! Is Colonel
H ighball there?
O bliging Stenographer (sw eetly)—No,
■tr, hut he's around the office so m e
where H is hat’s here.
M asculine Voice—All right, them
Leninie talk to the hat.—rortlau d Ore
gonian.