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_ rT fa G ar DAI .LAS OREGON JULY 31. 1903 VOL. XXIX. NO. 31. F e e d i n g P r o a p e c t* . L. N. W O O D S , M. 1). Physician and Surgeon, D allas, O reg o n . O I . £. J . H O W A R D Physician and Surgeon D A L L A S . O K iC O N Office in U * low b u ild in g . J r. I HLRT, o. if. sU fc JL fc C Y A K ahiw . l i 'A I v l N , — We u v e th e only set of a b s tr i -t books in Polk i U ii ' v . R eliable u iistra c ts fu ru iih e d . And m oney to mu. N j uoinm isaion uburged on lo*.»s. Rooms 2 •id .1 W ilson's block, Dallas J . L. COLLINS, itorney and Counselor at Law, s o lic ito r in C k n n c e ry . i ii be-*ii u p ractice of h is pro fessio n in th is place ab-iut th ir ty y e a rs, a n d will a tte n d to all business i! rusted to bis 'a re . Ottlce, c o rn e r Main a n d C o u rt a Dallas, Polk Co, Or dium'* len g th an d not too thick, chest well ex ten d ed to th e fro n t, w ith good, % J C 7 I E ,E .^ < r î w ide crops, a n d sh o u ld e rs sq u a rely placed. W illi th ese p o in ts w ell d ev el f Ü J W A N F R Y 'S oped you m u st g e t u stro n g eoustitu- lion, the ribs m u st be w ell sprung, and T h e m ost im p o rta n t point to r th e th e loin m u st be w ide an d thick, w ith prospective b u y er o r b reed er in th e se the q u a r te rs full a n d round an d as lection of ew es su ita b le for b reed ers is n ear dow n to th e hock a s possible. thorough ly to post h im self on th e type W e m u st a iso see th a t we h ave u good of th e breed he ex p ects to p u rch ase , dense fleece of m edium wool an d free say s J. C. D uncan in W ool M a rk ets from all d a rk wool If possible. I m ig h t say tlw.t if you h ave a good.' an d Sheep. H a v e a n u n d e rsta n d in g of stro n g c o u stttu tio n e d ew e do not dis-1 th e tru e tyj e of th e brin'd y o u u re se card hey even if sh e lacks som e of th e : r lecting nini h a v e som e idea of w h a t m inor p o in ts n ecessary in a show ani j you w ant to produce. Dial, such as h a v in g a little d a rk w o o l1 In the seh ctiou of b reed in g ew es on th e legs or h av in g a little d a rk wool from a stra n g e hock it lias been my a ro u n d th e eyes. Som e of the m ost | i purpose a lw a y s to try to get a s m uch p ro iitab le an im a ls I h a v e ev e r ra ise d j for fa rm e rs ’ purp o ses h av e been those , co n stitu tio n a s possible, provided they h a d tlie req u ired am o u n t of breed type. w ith som e of th e m inor fa u lts pre viously described. I claim th a t con-1 By th a t I m ean the an im a l m u st be stitu tio n is th e fo u n d atio n of ail iui-1 p leasin g to th e eye, um l in th e S hrop provem ent. In b reed in g d isc ard as sh ire we like a good, long, low dow n soon a s possible all an im a ls lacking sheep, w ith sh o rt legs of Hat bone and ro b u st co n stitu tio n , no m a tte r how se t a s n ear th e o u tsid e of th e body as m any o th e r p o in ts they m ay have in possible. th e ir favor, a s you will n ev er succeed Tn tlio owp th e neck m u st be of me w ith o u t a vigorous constitution. Hair Splits “ I have used A y er’s H s irV ig o r for ihirly y e a rs. It is eleg an t tor a h a ir d ressin g an d for keeping the h s ir from sp littin g at the e n d s .” — J. A. G ru e n e n fe ld e r, G ran tfo rk , 111. H a ir-sp littin g splits friendships. If the hair splitting is done-nn your own head, it loses friends for you, for every hair of your head is a friend. Ayer’s Hair Vigor in advance will prevent the splitting. If the splitting has begun, it will stop it. $1.00 • bottle. All druffists. I f y o u r d r u g g i s t c a n n o t s u p p ly you, s e n d u s o n e d o lla r a n d w e w ill e x p re s s y o u a b o ttle . Ho s u r e a n d g i v e t h e n a m e e a r e s t e x p r e s s office. A d d r e s s , J . C. A Y K it C O ., L o w ell, M a ss. J . N. H A R T R o o m l , 0 « t i e l d b u ild in g . n, a .« , - - o itB G O N OSCAR H A S T ÍU . A t t o r n e y e t'L a w . O ttico u p atu ira in (Jam pb, 11’ a b u ild in g DALLAS - E TASTELESS CHILL TONIC Has stood the test of25 years. An nual sale over 1;500,000 bottles. Does this record of mer it appeal to you? flo Force ORKGON. V. !.. B U T L E K Q R O V E ’S Jim D um ps e x a lte d , “ W e do n o t, O n S um m er d ay e eo c lo se a n d h o t, B uild up a fire an d ste w an d ste a m ! A d ish of * F orce,* a bow l of cream , I s j u s t th e food t o fit ou r w him , A n d k e e p s u s cool,** la u g h e d ** S u n n y J im .’* 3 A T T O R N E Y -A T -L A W . F . COAD B U T L E R & COAD A ttorneys-at-Law not O ttico, a « l|Y o P& 9 ...50 blood heater. Enclosed with every bottle is a 10 cent package of Grove’s B LA C K ROOT L I V E R P IL L S . J. H. T O W N SEN D R-I-PA-N-S Tubules Doctors find A good prescription For mankind. A tto rn e y -a t-L a w DALLAS - OREGON Idea.! S u m m e r F eed . MOTOR TIME TABLE. Leaves Independence fo r M onm outh and \ ir li e — . :30 a in 3:30 p in Leaves Independnee for M onm outh and Dallas— 11:10 a m 0:15 p m Leaves M onm outh for Airlie — .*»0 a m 3:50 p m Leaves M onm outh for Dallas— 11.¿0 a m 7:80 p m Leaves Airlie for M onm outh ami Independence— t):00a in W —1ft ftpm B. K. WILLIAMS. P r e s id e n t. A T C a s h ie r. SALEM’S BEST STORE OF LIT* DALLAS, -T ~ M t r O L D W H r re W . C. V A SSA L L , a s s i s t a n t C a s h i e r U ALL AS The 5 c e n t package is enough for usual occasions. The fam ily b o ttle , 00 c e n ts, contains a su p p ly for a y ear. All d ru g g is ts sell th em . CURES A COLD IN ONE DAY CURES GRIP IN TW O DAYS Leaves Dallas for Monmoul h an I Imie eu d en ce— 1:00 p ui 7 30 p m . R. C. CR A V E N y,- 11 ‘ F o r c e ’ Is a n i d e a l s u m m e r f o o d b e c a u s e i t c o n ta in s e le m e n ts fo r n o u r is h in g e v e r y o r g a n o f t h e b o d y , i s e a s ily d i g e s t e d , c re a te s w h a t w e k n o w is v ig o r, a n d a t th e s a m e t i m e d o e s n o t m a k e a r i v e r o f fir e o u t o f th e b lo o d . P ercy G. S tanton . ” R o o m 2 O.'lield b u ild in g . II I« k n o w n as th e pi ire win r * th e b est goods are so ld for th e Je a ^ t * m o n ey . U p to d a te sh o p k e e p in g j« o u r a im . S h ip d ad», h a p p y j go lu c k y , win o r lose nn tlm d s do n ot go h ere. T h e re i« too m u c h ' a t sta k e . W e are b u ild in g hn sim 8« o j t of m a te ria l th a t will la 8 t,( I T ra n s a c ts a g e n e ra l b a n k in g onsi ur88 in all iL h b r a n c h e s ; b u y s a n d sell* e x c h a n g e o n p r in c ip a l p o int« in th e U n ite d S ta te « ; m ake« collectio n « on a ll p o in t« in th e P acific N o r th w e s t; loan« m o n ey a n d d is c o u n ts p a p e r a t th e be«t rate« ; allo w in te r e s t o n tim e deposit«. HONEST GOODS HONEST PRICES HONEST SERVICE MUSEUM OF A N ATO M Y< INI I11KT ST., Ill FUICISCft, CIL T h e r - ju v e i t A n a t o m ic a l M u se u m in th e W o r ld . W e jk r je a e* v r a n y c o n tra c te d 4 iae «»e p e a l t l V e l r r a r e I l-y th e o ld a 'it S p e c ia liK t o n the C o a s t E s t 36 y e a rs. I J " . ( SATISFACTION. I Y P B I I . I S t h o ro u g h ly e ra d ic s te rt [ fro nt system w ith o u t th e u se o f A e r c e r y I T r e o o e o fitte d b y »n F s p e r t N a d i - 1 e e l « e r e fo r R e p t e r e . A q u ic k a n d 1 ra d ic a l c u re fo r P i l e « . F i o n a r e an d F l o t M l e o . b y D r . J o r d a n 's s p e c ia l p a in le s s m eth o d s. n il tattoo fre e a n d s t r ic t ly p r iv a t e . T re a t m e n t p e r r o r b y le t t e r A ffoo/Mee O ur* in e v e ry case rtsJten . W r it e fo r B . ok r t i l l . O H O F H - R B I A G R , M A IL E D P K K H . (A v a lu a k ' r n . ) ( a l l o r o r it e TH IS SIGNATURA SWA V W V ▼▼▼▼ W W T f “ ^ 4 ( * I S p a u l d i n g ’s A t h le t ic C o o d s SOUTHERN PACIFIC L e e S m it h ’ s C y c le r y TIME TABLE COKVALLI8 M A IL -D A IL Y 7 30 a m L v ...................P o r tla n d .....................Ar 5;50 p m 10 40 a m L v .....................D e rry ....................... Lv 2:1« p m 11:45 p m A r .......... O n rv a fn Lv I lf O p m At Albany a nd C orvallis c o n n ect w ith tra in s of O regon C e n tra l and Eastern railroad. Get your old bicycle enameled a ul cleaned up— Enamel b ked on bike at factory. DALLAS PASSENGER— DAILY, EX. SUNDAY : 0 0 p m L v..................P o rtla n d ................... A r 10 20 a m : 2 0 p m A r................. D allas.................... Lv7n«0 YAM HILL DIVISION: P assen g er depot foot of J»ffer<on stre e t A IR L IE K R E IO H T -T K I W EEKLY Leave 7:40 a m ........ P o r tla n d ............A rrive 3:32 p m Le* c 3:50 p m .............D allas.......... A rrive 8:20 a m Arrive 5:05 p m .......... A irlie ............Leave 7:00 a m v v Y t t v T t .y .T ? . r r T y r y t T t t y IRON WORK TO ORDER- % *> R e p a ir in g P r o m p tly D o n e . A . J . - PRGP. M A R T IN , P A IN T E R , D A LLA S i n g , k a ls o m iu g a n d p a p e r h a n g in g . I - • O reg o n REAL ESTATE DEALERS FARMS AND CITY LOTS j¡ it Purchasing agent for W C. McClure, of Saginaw, J Michigan, and other eastern timber dealers. Room * 1, upstairs, Wilson building. H o u s e , sig n a n d o r n a m e n t i ti , g r a in D itu i, ^ t V a n O r s d e l, H a y e s & C o . , 2 ----ALL KINDS OF— - to I lr l* c h te n M c tn l* . T h e re is n o th in g e q u a l to finely sift ed coal ash es fo r b rig h te n in g m e ta ls ct all k in d s -b ra s s, tin , copper, nickel R u b o v er w ith a d am p cloth d ip p ed In th e ashes. H ow to F resh en P a lm * . £*2l:y Costs Too Much W B IC Y C L E S R E P A IR IN G AN D SU N D R IE S • f t IORDAN 4 CO.. 1081 Market f t . Hov7 to A c t In a S ic k R o o m . N ev er w h isp e r in nn In v alid 's room. T o m ost people It is in ten se ly I r r ita t ing. If you w a n t to say a n y th in g th a t It is b est not fo r th e p a tie n t to h ear, go Into k n o ttier room to say It. D on’t allow household a n n o y an ce s to be spo ken of In th e sick room . O nly ch eerfu l topics sh o u ld be d iscussed. R em em b er th a t w hen a p erso n Is lying on his hack he Is d ep riv ed of th e p ro tectio n of his eyelids fro m th e lig h t; th e re fo re blin d s and c u rta in s sh o u ld be a d ju s te d w ith th is fa c t in view. W ash th e leav es of y o u r p alm s w ith tepid w a te r c o n tain in g a few d ro p s of ON EVERY BOX OF THE GENUINE gly cerin am i a little soapsuds. T h is will open th e ir pores an d m ak e th em look fresh . W ash both sid es o f each leaf, th e u p p er side because you like C le a n I n n trn m e n tn . S u rg eo n s u re su p p o sed to be very | to see It shine, th e u n d ersid e th a t th e p a rtic u la r a b o u t c le a n sin g in stru m en ts p lan t m ay b reath e, w hich fu n ctio n is used fo r o peratloifs, in o rd er to avoid | p erfo rm ed by th e u n d ersid e o f the se p tic poisoning. H e rd e rs who carv e j leave». stock w ith a fifty cen t barlow abso- j lutely d isre g a rd th is p recau tio n , an d if •the o p eratio n is c a s tra tio n and th e ani- m al d ies th ey say it w a s done a t th e w ro n g tim e of th e moon. L ast y ear W h en th e price paid is th e m o th er’s a frien d c a s tra te d a hunch of young h ealth and happiness. T h e father lam b s an d in tw o d a y s a f te r th e op doesn’t realize as h e rom ps w ith th e e ra tio n fo u rte e n o f th em w ere dead child w hat y eais of wifely suffering an d th e re m a in d e r w ere s tu n te d for m ust be set against th e b ab y ’s laughter. Chronic invalidism is a h ig h price to life. T h e k n ife used in tlie op eratio n ' h ad been in co n tact w ith a sm all but pay for th e painful jo y of m atern ity , yet v iru le n t so re on th e first lam b caught. it is at such a cost th at m any a woman a price is too Blood p o isoning killed th e lam b s. Be becom es a m other. Such m uch because fo re an y In stru m e n t Is used su rg ically it is m ore th an i t sho u ld be held In th e flam e of a n atu re ask 9 . m a tc h o r can d le.—D en v er F ield and By th e use of D octor H erce’s F a rm . F avorite P re T h e R ent W o o l. scription m a T h e wool of a sh eep beg in s to dote te rn ity is m ade rio ra to a f te r th e th ird y ear, sa y s F arm practically an d Itan ch . Wool is a t its b est tlie se c painless, and a ond an d th ln l yenr. for. h av in g been quick convales- sh eared , th e fibers are of m ore eq u al ence is assured len g th th a n in th e la m b ’s wool. Such in alm ost ev wool Is p re fe rre d fo r com bing an d fo r ery case. " I am p lea se d all purpose« w h e re p arallel fibers a re to giv e m y te s ti req u ired , such a s sp in n in g fo r clo th in g m o n y a n d w is h I c o u ln fin d w o rd s fab rics. La m b ’s wool is not so d e s ira s tr o n g e n o u g h to ble on acco u n t of uneven le n g th s an d in d u c e o t h e r suf fe re rs to u se I)r. uneven firm ness, b u t is m uch used fo r k n ittin g j'a r n s an d for th e m a n u fa c ______________ P r e s c r ip tio n ," tu re of in f a n ts ’ fab rics, such a s flan w r ite s M rs. W esley G uy. o f K e n ip tv ille , O nt., Bwx 6. ” F o r e ig h t year« a fte r m y lit tl e h o y « 11 nels, b ecau se It Is so fte r an d less I rri b o r n I suffered w ith fem a le w e a k n e s s , a ls o s o re ta tin g to a d elicate skin. A fter th e n e s s in o v a rie s, e s p e c ia lly o n m y r ig h t side, a n d in )>ack. W as so m is e ra b le s o m e tim e s did th ird y e a r th e wool begins to show th e p n a o in t k n o w w h a l I w as g o in g t o d o T r ie d se v e ra l effect o f ag e a n d becom es fro w sy and d o c to rs b u t d e riv e d n o b en efit u n til I b e g a n g Dr, P ie rc e 's F a v o rite P re s c rip tio n . H ad h a rsh a n d Is liable to frea x s. su eh as u o n s in ly used fo u r l»ottles. a lso so m e of Dr. P ie rc e ’s c o ttin g on th e sk in , am i even a f te r A n tiec jitic a n d H '-a lin g S u p p o sito rie s, w h e n I lt lik e a n o th e r per-^ n I re c o m m e n d Dr. sc o u rin g w o rk s badly. T h en If tlie fe P ie rc e 's m e d ic in e s to a ll m y frie n d s I f a n y o u e sheep lias ev e r been in bad co ndition w is h e s to w rite m e I w ill g la d ly a n s w e r ." Dr. P ierce’s F avorite Prescription con It w ill show u p In th e wool o f th e aged w e th e r o r ew e. Tlie wool o f ag ed tain s no alcohol and is en tirely free from opium , cocaine and all o th er narcotics. sh eep sh rin k m uch m ore th a n th a t of T he dealer who offers a su b stitu te for y o u n g er ones, o ften being a s m uch n s "F a v o rite P rescription ’’ does so to gain 75 p er cen t, w h ile lam b ’s wool rare ly th e little m ore profit paid on th e sale of s h rin k s m ore th a n 00 per cent. All less m eritorious m edicines. H is profit th ese th in g s sho u ld be considered by is your lo s s ; therefore, accept no sub th e w oolgrow er. so he m ay a rra n g e to stitu te. D r P ierce's Pleasant P ellets regulate h av e fo r sa le wool th a t will b rin g th e th e bowela. b e st p rices in th e m ark et. ! * * * * * • % % * * % % & *% % *€>% % « r F ▼ W V ▼ V ? W H o w to C a r e D is t e m p e r . S iru p of b u c k th o rn w ill cu re dogs of d iste m p e r if given in tim e. T h re e or fo u r doses sh o u ld b e given d aily , an d a b o u t a teasp o o n fu l a t a tim e. L et tlie an im al sleep n e a r th e fire an d feed It on hot m ilk u n til Its a p p e tite com es back. MI ST A P P E A R . Mail Orders Will Receive Prompt Attention , OR. JORDAN—DISEASES OF MEN I F ew housekeeper« u n d e rsta n d how to care fo r h a rd wood floors. Sim ple o r eleg an t, th e re is b u t one m ode of tre a tm e n t. N ever p u t a dro p o f oil of any kind upon th em . If soiled, ru b th em off th o ro u g h ly w ith a flannel cloth w e t w ith tu rp e n tin e . W hen dry, ap p ly a p re p a ra tio n o f w ax . W hen th is is finished an d dry, polish th em w ith a cloth or b ru sh m ade fo r th e p u rp o se u n til cle a r an d shining, a s th e q u a lity o f th e floor w ill ad m it. T h is carefu lly done w ill keep a w ooden floor In p e rfe c t condition. H on 1 Satisfaction in e v e ry in s ta n c e o r j n n i e y re fu n d e d . S a tisfa c tio n is i d l i n g ..h a t you w a n t. W e tell th e t r u t h a b o u t o u r goods o r will re fu n d y o u r m o n e y . If y o u r p u rc h a s e a t S a le m ’« best sto ic does n o t p*ove entir» ly sa tisf - to r y , a c h a n c e to m a k e it r ig h t in e a r n e s f h n ( |iie « 'e d N o th in g is an y b o ttler to us if i t resu lt« in • , ' visit D R . J O R D A N ' S a s » T | EO. B I D D L E . 5 II DAiNk OREfJON, A D ig W o o l C ro p . T h e e n tire wool crop of ten o r tw elv e wool co u n ties tr ib u ta r y to T rin id a d , | Colo., w hich p ro d u ce a b o u t 4.050,000 p o u u d s an n u ally , h as been b o u g h t up by e a s te rn d e a le rs a n d not a pound can be had. It is sta te d th a t th e p rices a t w h ich th e clip w a s secured is som e w h a t in ex cess of th a t w h ich ruled Inst season. A b out 3,500,000 n o u n d s o f th is w ill be sco u red In T rin id a d as a g a in s t 2,000.000 p o u n d s last y e a r. T he larg e sc o u rin g p la n t th e re is now being doub led in cap acity . H o w to C a re F o r H a rd W o o d F lo o r * . (u r e ^ o T h e R esdy-to-Serve Cereal DALLAS, OREGON. W ill p r a c tic e in nil c o m m . o ver b a n k . “ S o u th ern M ichigan will w a n t a n In cred ib le n u m b er o f ran g e sheep an d lam bs th is y e a r,” said Wood Robinson, w ho h as Ju st m ad e a to u r of th e sh eep feeding d istric ts of th e W olverene S tate. “T h is lias been a re m a rk a b ly p ro fitab le y e a r fo r feeders, and every m an o w n in g a farm Is p re p a rin g to feed. T h o se w ho fed th is seaso n h av e not been p u t to th e tro u b le of m ark etin g , fo r b u y ers have fa irly flooded th e co u n try m ak in g bid s for stu ff on th e farm s. T h e re su lt is th a t m o st of th e finished stock y e t back h a s been c o n tra c te d by sp e c u la to rs or k illers. O w ner* h av e n early all s h e a r ed th e ir ow n stuff. T h ey are g e ttin g 15 to 10 c e n ts a pound fo r th e wool. A ad th e sh e a rin g process lias m ade th em good m oney. T h o se w ho m a rk e t ed e a rlie r In tlie season w ith th e wool on b efo re th e ir stock w as fa t. e x p e c t ing a b reak in th e m a rk et, a re now full of reg ret. Such a p ro fitab le se a son Is in sp irin g ev ery one to feed, an d an u n p reced en ted d em an d fo r ran g e stock th is y e a r is ce rta in .—L ive Stock W orld. O REGO N 2 I 2Q 2 iT H E D F O R D à ÍB U a -B M U C K T i Non-Magnetic nickel S U nc C c m Tally Qakicntced THE ORIGINAL For (d e b , ALL JEWELERS [L IV E R M E D IC IN E ! a COLORED A -'allow complexion, dizziness,’ biliousness and a coated tongue are common indications of liver and kidney diseases. Stomach and bowel troubles, severe as they are, fivo immediate warning by pain, ait In or and kidney troubles, though l*ss painful at the start, are much harder to cure. 'Lhedford’s Black-Draught never fails to bene fit diseased liver and weakened kid neys. It stirs up the torpid liver to throw off the germs of fever and ague. It is a certain preventive of cholera and B right’s disease of the kidneys. W ith kidneys re inforced by Thedford’s Black Draught thousands of persons have dwelt immune in the midst of yel low fever. Many families live in perfect health and have no other doctor than Thedford’s Black- Draught. It is always on hand for use in an emergency and saves many expensive calls of a doctor. 0 f Mullins, S. C., March 10, 1901. I have used Thedford’s Black-Draught for three years and I have not had to tfo to a doctor since I have been taking Tt It is the best medicine for me that is on the market for liver and kidney troubles and dyspepsia and other complaints. Rev. A. G. LEWIS. { WASHINGTON LETTER FANCY DIALS Till Nil Elgin! Witch Co. CMcctc. be o b se rv e d in m e eig u i m en uuu im r- teen Inch g u n s an d th a t th e a b ility a l read y d isp lay ed w ill be used to co rre c t an y d e fe c ts in th e sig h ts of th e h eavy g u n s.’’ S ev eral g u n n e rs a r e com m ended by nam e. P r e s id e n t ’ * C le r k P ro m o te d . R udolph F o rs te r o f V irginia h a s been ap p o in ted a s a s s is ta n t se c re ta ry to th e p resid en t. H e w a s ed u cated In th is city an d is a g ra d u a te of th e C olum bian U n iv ersity law school. H e e n te r ed th e g o v ern m en t serv ice in 1894 a n d since 1900 h a s been ex ecu tiv e clerk to th e p r e s id e n t W arren 8. Y oung of Ouio h as been m ad e ex ecu tiv e clerk to th e p r e s id e n t Mr. Y oung w as ap p o in ted to a cle rk sh ip in th e W h ite H o u se by P re sid e n t C a r Held uml h a s been on th e ex ecu tiv e force ev e r since. A n o t h e r G o ld I n v i t a t i o n . P re sid e n t R oosevelt h a s received un In v ita tio n e n g ra v e d on a p la te of solid [S p ecial C o rre s p o n d e n c e .] J u s t w hy th e p re sid e n t selected Yel gold to be th e g u e s t of th e Union low stone p ark u« th e place In w h ich to L eag u e clu b o f S an F ra n cisco on th e spend six te e n d ay s in A pril Is n o t fully occasion o f his v isit to th a t city on his know n u n less it w a s th a t in th a t big w e ste rn trip . T h e In v ita tio n w a s p re g o v ern m en t re se rv a tio n h e w ou ld u n se n ted by Colonel G eorge II. P ip p y , d o u b ted ly escap e im p o rtu n itie s an d p re sid e n t o f th e Union L eag u e club, feel so m e th in g like th e in d iv id u al once an d w as accep ted by th e p re sid e n t ag ain . T h a t th e re w ill be little o r no w ith e x p ressio n s of cordial ap p re c ia p leasu re in th e p a rk th u s e arly in th e tion. l i e w ill be th e g u est o f th e clu b y e a r is d eclared n s c e rta in . O rd in a a t a b a n q u e t to be held on th e ev en in g rily th e p ark is p ra c tic a lly frozen up of T h u rsd a y . M ay 14. Nevr D e p a r t m e n t ’ * O ffice. in A pril a n d does n o t begin th a w in g T he p e rm a n e n t q u a r te rs of th e new u n til in M ay. T h e can y o n s an d m o u n ta in s in th e p a rk a re full of snow , an d d e p a rtm e n t o f lab o r an d com m erce, or. th e w e a th e r is fre q u e n tly b itte rly cold ra th e r, th e office to be occupied u u tll a In A pril. B ut th e p re sid e n t d o esn 't new b u ild in g for th e d e p a rtm e n t is m ind th e cold. H e w a n ts to g e t tw o au th o rized , w ill be in th e new W illard w eek s or m ore of g en u in e re st aw ay b u ild in g on F o u rte e n th s tre e t betw«**n from cro w d s an d im p o rtu n ity of one P en n sy lv a n ia av e n u e an d F s tre e t. kind o r a n o th e r. In th e p a rk h e will B ecretary C o rtelyou lias concluded a be aw a y from p ry in g o f all k inds. T h e lease o f th e new build in g , w h ich is not pn rk is p a tro lle d by fo u r tro o p s o f ca v y e t com plete, an d ex p ects to be ab le to a lry , an d it is w ell k n o w n th a t no one m ove his d e p a rtm e n t th e re som e tim e will be allo w ed to e n te r ex c e p t th o se In May. h a v in g p erm its. T h e th re e p re ss asso ciatio n re p re se n ta tiv e s w ho w ill a c co m p an y th e p a rty will n o t go in th e p ark a t all an d will re m a in w ith th e crain o u tside. A S o ld ie r * ’ R o s t e r . S h a m r o c k * F o r W h i t e llo n a e . Jo h n R edm ond, th e well kuow u Irish m em b er o f p a rlia m e n t from D ublin, • e n t to P re sid e n t R oosevelt a box of sh a m ro ck s a s a re m in d er of 8 t. P a t rick ’s d ay . Mr. R edm ond h as se n t a box o f sh a m ro ck s to th e W h ite H ouse each y e a r fo r se v era l y ears. C A R L S C H O F IE L D . A com plete ro ste r o f th e officers and en listed m en o f th e Union a n d C onfed e ra te arm ies, to lie com piled am i p u b lished by th e w a r d e p a rtm e n t, is a F o r B o d y nird S o u l. g re a t w ork w hich h a s been beg u n un H e re Is a cu rio u s a d v e rtise m e n t, re d e r th e d irectio n of S e c re ta ry Root. p u b lish ed in th e C ornhlll M uguzine T h is is th e s e c re ta ry ’s ow n p ro ject. In callin g th e m a tte r to th e a tte n tio n of | fro m a n e ig h te e n th c e n tu ry p a p e r: co n g ress he said th a t th e d e p a rtm e n t j “W a n te d —F o r a fam ily w ho h av e b ad w as c o n sta n tly in receip t o f ap p e a ls i h e a lth , a sober, ste a d y p erso n , in th e from s ta te officials, h isto rical so cieties cap ac ity o f a doctor, su rg eo n an d an d p a trio tic or m em orial asso ciatio n s ap o th ecary . l i e m u st occasionally a c t fo r tra n s c rip ts o f th e m ilita ry records in th e cap ac ity of b u tle r an d d re ss h a ir of s ta te troops, to a n s w e r w h ich would an d w tgs. H e w ill be m ju lre d to re a d cost m ore th a n a m illion d o llars, so p ra y e rs occasio n ally an d to p re a c h a th a t th e m ost econom ical w ay w ould serm on ev ery S u n d ay . T h e reaso n of I k * to p u b lish a co m p lete ro ster. Con th is a d v e rtise m e n t Is th a t th e fam ily g re ss adopt«*! tlie p lan. T h e p u b lica c a n n o t an y longer affo rd the* ex p en se tion w ill be en o rm o u s in size, inclu d in g of th e p h y sic al trib e an d w ish to be a t no less th a n th irty voluim 'S a s larg e as a c e rta in ex p en se fo r th e ir bodies an d th e reb ellio n records. T h e se c re ta ry souls. A good sa la ry will lie g iv en .’’ h a s w ritte n to th e g o v e rn o rs o f nil T e eth o f a Sh ark . s ta te s a s k in g th e ir co-operation In th e In resp ect to Its d e n titio n th e sh a rk w ork. T h e co m p ilatio n will be in th e is a v ery re m a rk a b le c re a tu re . T h e Im m ed iate ch a rg e o f B rig a d ie r G en eral w h ite sh a rk h a s seven ro w s o f teeth , F. C. A in sw o rth , ch ief of th e record w h ile o th e r species v a ry in th e n u m a n d p ension office of th e w a r d e p a r t b er o f ro w s th ey possess. It m u st be m en t. underst«x>d, how ever, th a t th e sh a rk W a l t U n til T h e y lll e . S o m eth in g th a t sm ucked of th e su tte e only u se s one row a t a tim e. T he o th e r ro w s lie d o w n Inside th e m outh w as discovered am ong th e m e a su re s In tro d u ced by R e p re s e n ta tiv e Brown- bcld n d th e edge o f th e ja w , e re c tin g tlv m s e lv e s w h e n It Is tim e fo r th em low o f T en n essee in th e lu te session of to ta k e su ccessiv ely th e place of th e co n g ress. It w as n bill “ to em p o w er first row . W hen one o b se rv es liow th e se c re ta ry o f w ar to allow b u rial o f keen edged th«*se Incisors are it seem* w iv es of d eceased en listed m en in n a no w o n d er th a t th ey can b ite off a tio n al cem eteries In th e sa m e g ra v e s a s big rope u s re a d ily us if It w ere puck d eceased so h liers.” S cru tin y o f th e th read . te x t of th e bill itse lf show ed th a t th e p erso n s w hom Mr. B row n low m e a n t to A n O c c a s io n . b u ry w ere th e “d ecea sed w iv es’’ of I n th e early h o usekeeping day* o f a soldiers. T h e vision co n ju red up by Indy now p ro m in e n t In social circles a th e title a s It reud w as enough to chill g u est of som e d istin ctio n arriv«*d, a n d th e blood of a m an o f im a g in a tiv e tem th e m odest d in n e r w as h a stily sup p e ra m e n t like S e c re ta ry Root, an d It Is plem en ted by a n eig h b o rin g c a te re r. d o u b tfu l w h e th e r th e p resid en t would T h re? *-y ear-old M ary sat q u ietly h av e co n sen ted to sig n su ch an act th ro u g h th e o p en in g acta, h u t w h en th e w ith o u t th e in terje ctio n o f an am en d clim ax of fancy cak es an d ice* w a s m ent. reach ed h e r ey es w iden ed w ith d elig h t rr«**l<len t l o m i n e n d # « 0 1111 « - « . a s sh e called o u t in a c le a r tone, C o m m en d atio n by th e p re sid e n t Is th e “ W hose b irth d a y is th is, m other?*'— r«»wnrd R e a r A dm iral K v an s an d th e Ju d g e. officers an d m en of th e A siatic sta tio n h av e received fo r recen t Im p ro v em en t S u r f to W in . “ You h av e h ad som e ex p erien ce w ith in th e ir m a rk sm a n sh ip . A le tte r has been se n t by A cting S ecretary D arlin g th e f a ir sex ,’’ said th e Inex p erien ced to R ear A d m iral E v an s, w hich sa y s In y o u th w h o h ad been Jilted. “ H ow 1* p u rt: “ By d irectio n o f th e p re sid e n t th e th e »xwt w ay to g et a ro u n d a girl?** “ W ith y o u r a n m , ” tersely replied d e p a rtm e n t d e sire s to ex p re ss Its ap p ro b atio n of th e vigorous an d In telli th e old tim e r.—C h icag o New*. g e n t effo rts m ad e by th e fleet u n d e r A n R x c e p t lo n . y o u r com m and to Im prove tlie ta r g e t practice. T h e d e p a rtm e n t coufhlcntly K now ing—I th o u n lit yon d id n 't obJ<*et expect* th a t th e sa m e good w ork to > m an w ho ta lk e d .Im p? w hich h as produced ex cellen t re su lts Q u lg g ler—B u t th a t fellow la a n un With th e sm a lle r c*lib<£ guii* w ill soon d e r ta k e r .—B ro o k ly n Life.