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I »•' J** DALLAS OREGON JU L Y VOL. X X I X . L. N. WOOD*, at i t . # Mr. C a m p b e l l h a s r a i s e d 142 ' C O N Q U E R IN G T H E D E S E R T . bushels of potatoes an u c r e w h e r e t h e ( crops of his neighbors w e r e f a i l u r e s . S c i e n t i f i c M e th o il» S t e a d i l y r u s h l 'i s There a r e certain crops, m o r e o v e r , li a c k t h e A r id L in e . In tho nineties a wave or population such as alfalfa, s o r g h u m and Kaffir flow ed westward over the great plains corn, which do n o t require m u c h r a i n - I of the Missouri valley. It was com fail. By the use of these and t h e n e w j posed ol’ farmers who tried to raise *uetl ods of cultivation t h i s a r i d l in e | crops by natural rainfall in the old is •being steadily pushed back, a n d ! f;: ihioneil way. The attempt was a every mile it recedes m e a n s t h e addi failure west of the middle of Kansas. tion of (140.000 a c r e s t o t h e f e r t i l e la u d Xebr.t dui and the Dakotas, and the of the w i st. wave receded, leaving ruin lu Its track. L i t c m t u r e u u il M n tr in io n y . Xo*.r. ns Mi*. ( 'Litre i .Mwan fiercer It lias recen .y been proved that nl ! ’ 0\VH in the Bov i w of He view», there ia .i iiO’Kdui a ite!npt tv» push back the thou h feminine independence, author • . (1 ÜIK• by si lt ,i Hit; M'dliods. Of si ip and matrimony are each great in' routN- Ì!*rlgation will pcvnianeiilly coll their' way. yet the greatest of these is «invi• the do.< • . 1jut ev ■ii without irri- matrimony. The world haul no sooner j RII ¡iL has bi ; li sh<nvn that new recovered from its surprise at Miss | ... .t hods of cui ¡vaiioui will turn u Wilkins’ marriage than the news ar rived that Miss Alice Hagan of •■Cab •OOil.i;i rid into a prodil« li vo region. A ¡.'out h DaUot,;i funi: or, Mr. II. W. bage Patch” fame, who dedicated her U:tr. pbei 1. has introduci d tho plan of last book to one Mr. Kice, who had v.’ry■ dee][) plov/iii! . pack !ng the bottom helped her to “discover rose.« growing of the furrow wLli specially con- among cabbages.” had married this in at incit'd implements and thoroughly spirer, and now comes the intelligence cultivating the surface. In this way that Miss Josephine Dodge Dasknra. tin» moisture that falls is preserved author of a recent beck on “Middle iast where, the roots of the plan* cap Aged troves,” bud decided to take a LI. VI. get Physician and Surgeon, nulla», Oregon. T. i B Evn::::, fi 0 D A LLA S, - O i.l L 'J O L OHit «* over bank. O l . i . J . H J /VA” D P h y s c i a n and S U ' c ° D A L L A S . O .-itU O N Office in t ’. i o , builiHiiR. .1 K . S lB L K Y , ’■ • KAKIN S l B h l i V tvc H A K I N , A I l o n i o . v s - « i 1 - 1 .«i w • vV*- •»vo the o n ly set of ah**tr.t't books in Polk „in- , ireliable i ’u tra o ts fu rn ish ed , am i m oney to .iii, N .•ninMiis«i-»n ch ir/ed on loa.is. Kooins 2 id .< sv Unit'll b lo o k , U kllM J. » o iie ilo r in Dark A C licap “ I have used Ayer’s H a i r Vigor for a great many years, ar.d al though I am pest eighty year» of «■je, yet 1 l ave not a gray hair in n.y hesd.” Geo. Yellott, Towson, Md. We mean a!l that rich, dark color yotir hnir u :£d to have. It it’s gray now, no matter; for Ayer’s Hair Vigor always re stores color to gray hair. Sometimes it makes the hair grow very heavy and H long; and it stops falling of the hair, too. $1.00 c bottle. All rirugfists. I f you r d ru g g ist ca n n o t supply yon, sen d us one d o llar an d wo w ill exp ress you a b o ttle, lie s u re an il g iv e th e name o f your n e are st e x p ress o ffice. A ddress, J . ( . A V E R C O ., l>ow ell, M a ss. RfHim l.O sttfltl hmKling. o H Ü IO O ^ <X\l*o A . t t o m e v ‘fcit--Liii w . B U T L E R & COAL) DALLAS, OREGON. W ill practice iu all courts. Office, over bank BLA CK BOOT “ I was attacked last May by appendi citis. As I showed signs of recovery doctor and I began to cast around for a suitable diet and as a result we fell upon ‘ Force,’ which has been a wonderful boon to me. I have eaten almost three cases. H. H. M i l l e r .” Attorney-at-Law The fi cent package is enough f<>r usual occasions. The family bottle, (50 cents, contains a supply for a year. All druggists sell them. CURES A COLD M ONE DAY CURES GRIP IN TWO DAYS OREGON W—0 Room 2 Osticld building. L IV E R P IL L S . R-I-PA-N-S Tubules Doctors find A good prescription For mankind. B & i E & te n T h r e e C & ie » . J . H. TOW NSEND • Pay Enclosed with every bottle is a 10 cen t package of Grove’s for doctor and patient F . OOAD The lit ___ S A L E M ’S - w Leaved Independence for Monmouth and Airlie . :30 a m 3:30 p m Leave« independnee for Monmouth and Dallai 11:10am <3 15 p m Leavttt Monmouth for Alrlle - .*»0 a m 3:50 p m Leaves Monmouth for Dallas— l.2 0 a m 7:30 pm Leaves \irlle for Monmouth and Independence— 2:00 a m 5 p ni Leavjs Dallas for M nimoni h a n ' In.io ondence— 1:00 p in 7 30 p m. R. C. CR A VEN p r e s id e n t. R. K. WILLIAM». « 'a s h le r . W. C . V A S S A L L , a s s i s t a n t C a s h i e r HALLAS L i n ÜAA h OF D A L L A 8, O REG ON , Transacts a general banking onsi- ucss in all its branches; buys and sells exchange on principal points in the United States; makes collections on all points in the Pacific Northwest; loans money and discounts paper at the best rates; allow interest on time deposits. ' v is it M DR. J O R D A N ’S g » i » t I * J 0 * gSVloney Back! 5 No 0 I f y< r Mr*- n o t s a t i s f i e d . v o n c m g o t v O n r n i o n e v — p l e a s a n t l y t o o t T l i t is d i e w a y w e d o b u s i ; s s . A b s o l u t e p r i c e h o n e s t y g u .i r au te ed . 00 " w * 0 *,^*0 w 0 m « useum o f a n a to m y * l l i l 11M ET S T, i n FEllChCf, CAL T h e I . a r r e s t A n a to m ica l M useum In th e i H 'eakne->*es or an y c o n tra c te d \ se p a i i t i v e l ; r u r e c l iy th e o ld est . la llst ou th e C oaat. U»t. 36 year». Special! — DICYCLES REPAIRING AND SUNDRIES OR. JORDAN— DISEASES 01 M E N * I V P U I M N th o ro u g h ly e r a d lr a te tl { fto u i »jnttcin w ith ou t th e u -e o i B e r e v r y T r r H M fitted b y a n F x p e r t. R a d i « •ol r « r e to r ■ u , ( « r r . a qw cV am i 1 ta d .c a l cu re for P l l t - a . F l t t u r a and F i K t u l s w . \ y D r. J o r d a n ’s s p e c ia l p a in le s s m e th o d s C on su lta tio n ir e ? and aw fetly twHreto T r e a tm e n t per- iy le tte r A C oe-ftr« O .r * in ev ery ca>.e ___ W r ite f-.r T1-ok P O i L O ^ O P H V o f itR ia it. tiAi: hu f r e e . ( K valuah' book , forme n ) C a ll o r w iii« KV; aa loaoAJi a c o . lost M .rt.t*t... r. S p a u l d i n g ’s Athlstic Goods SOUTHERN PACIFIC T IM E T A B L E CORVALLI8 MAIL— DAILY 7 30 a m L v .................. Portland................... Ar 10 4-5 a m Lv................ Derry ................... Lv 11:45 p m A r.......... O 'r v jllu Lv At Albany and Corvallis connect with Oregon Central and Eaotern railroad. 4) xv - 5;30 p m 2;18 p rn 1:20 p m trains of DALLAS PASSENGER—DA ILY, EX. SUNDAY . Aria 20 am 1 „:00 p m Lv.................. Portland. . .Lv 7:00 •:20 p m Ar.................. Dallas YAMHILL DIVISION: Puzcnirer depot foot of Jtffc r*o r «»net A l k L l t FR EIG H T—TUI W EEKLY Leave 7:40 a m Portland Arriv e 3:32 p m Leave 3:iW) p m ............D a -' iw .............. Arrive fe.20 :• rv Arrive 5:05 p m Ai»lie Leave 7 0O a in ^ Van Orsdei, Hayes & Co., t ^ £ Dallas Foundry! — A LL MINI»« O F— IRON WORK TO ORDER Repairing Promptly Done. BD. BIDDLE, - PROP. fi fi T H IS S IQ N A T U R B SW A r REAL E S T A T E DEALERS FARMS AND C IT Y LO TS ON EVERY BOX OF TBO GENUINE. middle aged husband. Henry James once wrote a story, “The Lesson of the Master,” to prove that no man could be a perfect artist If he took to himself a wife. “Wom en,” said the master, “are themselves the sacrifice. They’re the idol and the l ’tar and the flame.” No one lias tried to prove that a woman may not marry and at the same time remain an artist. And one fact shines clear in tho midst of matrimonial and literary confusion, that men, even when nil other offices have been wrested from them, may still perform valuable service as in s p i r e r s of literature.—Chicago T r i b u n e . T h e “T ree | - Lea Smith's Cyclery Get your old bicycle enameled and cleaned up— Enamel b ked on bike at factory. Longer C o n s id e r a te . Mrs. Clubman—Will you be home early, Jack? Mr. Clubman—We-ll, yes; but don’t wait breakfast for me.—Brooklyn Life. l 'u lit lc n l % if Purchasing agent for W C. McClure, of Saginaw,^; 5 Michigan, and other eastern timber dealers. Room G F 1, up stairs, Wilson building. jj £ DALLAS - - ORECONJ Jo b . O u r o ffic e h o ld e rs o f te n s h ir k T h e ir w o rk fro m d a y to d ay . T h e y ’ll k ic k a n d how l a t o v e rw o r k . I i u t n o t a t o v e rp a y . —P h ila d e lp h ia L e d g e r. Not W o r t h W o rry in g A bou t. “Yes, gentlemen, . all I am in the world I owe to my wife.” “If that’s all you r*ve you’re mighty iucky.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. lie u R iin t a» - roR / k Constipation is nothing more i 3 than a clogging of tho rowels T ^ and nothing lesa tluui vital stag nation or death if not relieved. If every constipated sufferer could realize that he is allowing poisonous filth to remain in his system, he would soon get relief. Constipation invites all kind of contagion. Headaches, bilious ness, colds and manv other ail ments disappear when consti pated bowels are relieved. Thed- ford’s Black-Draught thoroughly cleans out the bowels in an easy and natural manner without the purging of calomel or other vio lent cathartics. Be sure that you get the origi nal Thedford’s Black-Draught, made by The Chattanooga Medi cine Co. Sold bv all druggists in 25 cent and $1.00 packages. M d it h ii , A r k ., Mav 2 5 , 11101. I cnmiGtrpp<miiiipiifl T h e a fo rd ’a E U r k - Dra iifhttoo highly. I keep it In my house all the time and have used It for the last ten year*. 1 never gave my tliildreu any other laxative. I think I eould .i-^er be able Ut work without It on areount of belli? troubled with k eonatlpatlon. Your medicine Is , I a ll t h a t keep * m e up. b . M c F a r l a n d . c. P a th *. T R Y I N G T O REFORM. T h is Is a b o u t th e s e a s o n o f t h « y e a r I ’m te m p e r a te , O r th e r e a b o u t. I ’ m n o t e x a c t , I f e a r . I t ' s f a ir to s t a te . I s t r u g g le v e r y f a it h f u lly to c lim b . B u t d ow n I fa ll. I m a y h a v e b e t t e r lu c k a n o t h e r tim e . I ’ll t r y ; t h a t ’s a ll. A n d y e t It w o u ld n o t v e r y m u c h s u r p r li« M e, 1 a m su re . I f to a lo f t y h e ig h t I s o o n s h o u ld r is e A n d fe e l s e c u r e , A t le a s t f o r m o n th s t o c o m e . T h e p r o s p ect sw eet C a n n o t b u t p le a se . I c a n n o t do it a t o n e le a p c o m p le te . B u t b y d e g re e s . I k n o w I a m n o t s t a b le , b u t a m p ro n e T o u p s a n d d ow ns. I ’m q u it e m e r c u r ia l, I h a v e to ow n , D e s p ite y o u r fro w n s . ’ T ls o n ly h u m a n , th o u g h I c a n n o t s a y I g r e a t ly err, B u t I ’ m n o t h u m a n ; I a m s im p ly a T h e r m o m e te r . —C h ic a g o News. W e l l K n o w n “ C om p K fltn tn » . Katatypy. the new method in photog raphy. is described ns follow’s; “Over the finished negative is poured a solu tion of hydro superoxide. Tills leaves, after evaporation, n uniform layer of peroxide of hydrogen. Soon the silver of the p late w orks U| k > ii this peroxide and produces a catalytic dissolution wherever there Is silver, while In the places free from silver the peroxide re mains. By this means an Invisible pic ture of hydro superoxide U nroduced W ay. “George, don’t forget to mall this letter. What can l do to prevent your carrying It around with you for a week or more?” “Mall It yourself, my dear.’’—Cleve land Plain Dealer. An A id to M em ory. Slopny— And, doctor, If you will, I wish you would give me something to help my memory. I forget so easily. Doctor—Very well. I’ll send you a bill every month.—Baltimore Ameri can. C o n s id e r a te . Von Blumer—When you go abroad do you want me to go with you? Mrs. Von Blumer—Oh, dear no. Vou are so Jealous you wouldn't pass an easy moment.—Town Topics. !i .r r t C o n te n t. Blobb»—Silllcti» 1» very proud of hli lineage, Isn’t be? Slobb»—Tea. He would rnther have ancestor» than make a name for him self.— Philadelphia llecord. T h e F o o l '. W a v . The True S u b je c t. S t a t e o f A f f a ir s . —Philadelphia Ledger. H ope. T h r o u g h th e in s a n d o u t s o f t h e y e a r s y o u ’ll find O n e s im p le r u le s h o u ld b e b o r n e In m in d : B e s u r e t h a t you h a v e a r e lia b le s o a p B e f o r e y o u b lo w a n y b u b b le s o f hope. —A t l a n t a J o u r n a l . One on D ad. The fin m e I . h w n . A fis h in g tr ip I s o u g h t to try . T h e c o n s ta b le c a m e ro u n d t h a t w a y . A nd p r e s e n tly I fo u n d t h a t I W a e th e Im p o r ta n t c a t c h t h a t d ay . -’• / a s h ln a t o n S t a r . o f L ife ." The expression "tree of life” has more than a Biblical or a symbolic meaning, according to modern science All animal life upon this planet Is de pendent upon the green iron containing substance calleil “chlorophyll,” which gives their summer coloring» to tre«‘s. grass and shrub». Green, not blood red, is the life color. English scientists have figured out that such scheme» as Sir Oliver Lodge’s proposed reforesting of the English black country would help to eke out the 3.000.000 of years for which astronomers tell us the sun will continue to make animal life possible. Disastrous forest fires in the Adiron dack» are. upon tills view of the mat ter. a species of “race suicide,*' and the proposed new undertaking of the United States government to study the prevention of forest waste is the most direct work of self preservation. H on s*. She—Mr. Van Dabble Is wedded to his art, Is he? He—Oh, no! He’s wedded to his mod el and In love with bis art.—Philadel phia Ledger. T h e W h o le T h in a. Y o u r lo v e r b e s to w s on h is g ir l H is d a is y , h is d u ck a n d h is p e a c h . H e c a lls h e r h is la m b a n d h is p e a rl. E x t r a v a g a n t f ig u r e s o f s p e e c h . —N ew O r le a n s T im e s -D e m o c r a t . T o u g li An In h o s p ita b le Weary Haggles—You won’t git noth In’ decent In there. Them people Is vegetarians. Hungry Harry—Is that right? Weary Haggles—Yes, au’ they got a dog w’ot ain’t.—Chicago Journal. The Barber—The fools are not all dead yet. The Broker—No, but there are a lot who dye every day, aren't there?— Yonkers Statesman. Sp eed . “Is Jones still raising the devil?” “No; it’s my opinion the devil’s cm * his acquaintance.”—Atlanta Constitu tion. Ju flt n S u K S e a tlo n . Architect (doubtfully)—It seems as if there should be something on the top of your house when it Is fiuished, Mr. Millionaire. Mr. Millionaire (meekly)—Might I suggest a roof?—New York Herald. T h e O n ly I n f a l l i b l e B e n t. H e ’s b e n t o n m a r r ia g e now , but when H is m a r rie d lif e a d v a n c e s H e ’ll find h im s e lf, lik e o t h e r m en, I n s t r a it e n e d c ir c u m s t a n c e s . —P h ila d e lp h ia P r e s s . The PiaCK-88Ail5iSTl “What’s your hurry?” “I promised my husband I wouW meet him at 1 o’clock.” “But it’s only 2 now.”—Life. M UST A P P E A R 0 Mail Orders Will Receive Prompt Attention J É E n g la n d . A p p e a le d . U n n eceH M n ry ^ ^ O ld WMire coprii C E N T E R Jfr The New Season finds Salem ’s Best Store better Ilian ever b- ^^cause (be buying lias been bigger and 1 roader, and because flic busi ^ n e s s is gn*wii.g and wt are belter fortified to fit vour wants. It woul take a whole page and mu b of you:- valuable lim e, If w“ attempted aTL ^ d escrip tio n of tin* preparations made for you in this s -ason’s stock • jif In A b ro w n b e e s ip p ln ’ h o n e y F r o m a d a is y In th e d e w ; A m o cK ln ’ b ird , b r e a s t d eep In b lo o m S in g in ’ s w e e t to y o u ! —A t l a n t a C o n s titu tio n . S H O P P IN G a# ** S h n « l. “Can you give me a short name for my new automobile—something appeal ing?” ‘‘Yes. Call It an automob.”—Chicago Record-IIerald. In MDTOR TIME TABLE. a F o o tb a ll C ra z e It The Keehj-to-Serve Cereal A tto r n e y s -a t-L a w DALLAS D r . 'M f i n K Boneless slind Is the Intent luxury of , the well spread American iliimer table. ! i The high salaried and accomplished ! j cook now practices a sleight of hand j ! trick by which the fish is laid open and its entire bony structure is lifted out I by means of a single deft twist of the wrist, n ils is called drawing the shad, and a French chef who never saw one of these fish until a couple of years ago was the first to practice the boning | trick and to teach it in his restaurant kitchen. ...5 0 £*rvts... Otlice u|i stairs in Campbell’ s build ing. DALLAS - OREGON. E i f 4 o ^uret>o O SCA R HA 5 TTE R. N. I, B U T L E R j j ' E lectio n . Senator Pettus of Alabama recently •¿«proved the prevailing theory that all scats in the United States senate are expensive and that that l>ody Is altogether a millionaires’ club. lie sent to the secretary of state of Ala bama the sum of SI In a postal note to cover the entire expenses for his recent unanimous election. This sum represents the fee of the secretary of , state for Ids services. So far as known this is a record in the minimum price , for seats in the senate. It is said that 742,559 persons attend ed the games In this year’s competition for the Football Association cup. There were thirty-seven of these, making an Has stood the test of|25 years. An average attendance of 20,000. At the last game at Crystal palace 03,102 per nual sale over 1,500,000 bottles. sons paid admissions. Does this record of mer it appeal to you? Jim Dumps’ physician once fell ill. Said h e: “ I'll have no draught or pill.’* Said Jim: “ Ho, ho, you’re on the shelf, You who cure others, * cure yourself.” Then Jim sent uo somi *' Force ” to Kim, ••That’s what he needs,” quoth “ Sunny Jim .” j . n . u .v str ATTORNEV-A T-LAvV NO. 27 . upon the plate. This picture can be printed from the plate directly upon common paper, to which the Image is transferred.** QROVE’S TASTELESS CH ILL IONIC t 'l n n i c r r y . I v huflii n iuactice of his profession in this place i ih nit thirty years, anil will attend to all bllsii ess -itrunteJ t<> his care. Office, corner Main and Court ; * Dallas, Polk Co, Or "> 3, 1903 L. C O L L I N S , Uturney and Counselor at Law. i The distracting headaches from which so nrnry women suffer make life a daily purgatory. If men suffered with head ache as women do, business would be almost at a stanstill. Does not the fact chat men do.not suffer from these seven headaiim s u e " ‘»t that there must be a womanly cause for them? When the worn.* nlv organism is dis eased, headache, backache, .iervousm*s- and sleepless! ess are consequences whici are sure to follow. Dr I i. rce’s Favorite Prescription cure* headaches and other aches and pains by curing their cause. It establishes regu larity, dries unhealthy drains, heals in flammation and ulceration, and cures female weakness. It soothes pain and builds up the nerves. It transform» weak, sickly, nervous invalids into happy, healthy women. Thousands have testified to its marvelous merits. " I took tw o bottles o f your Favorite Pre*cri|> Hon 1 and t w o o f th e ‘ Golden Medical Dlarm and am feeling w ell.” w rite* Mr*. Dan rz K c n z ie . o f I,o rw a y M in ,» . C a p , B r e to n Co.. N o va S c o tia - I h a '! u t e r in e tr'rtib le , p .m in th e Hide a n d h e a d .c h e A fte r t a k i n * y n u r n ir .il- ein. S I g ot w ell Y ou m .iv p n M i.h t h i , o r u«e it in a n y w ay y o n t h in k heat, as 1 c a n n o t «p e e k too h ig h ly o f D r f ie r c e . n d h i . m e d ic io « » .’* - Favorite Prescription ” h*s the te*ti- tnony of thou an nd. of women to it« com* plete cure of womanly disease». Do not accept an unknown anti unproved sub- ■tltute in its place. F rbk . I>r. Pierce'» Common Sense Medical Adviser is sent /rre on receint of stamp» to pay expense of mailing only for the K e e p in g T ab. The father of the small boy was to “You should sleep on your right side, make a speech at a public dinner. As It was Ids first nttenipt, there had been madam.” “I really can’t do It, doctor. My hus a great deal of talk and flippancy about It In the family. When the im band talks In his sleep, and I can’t hear portant night arrived and the child a thing with my left ear."—Town Top and Ills mother were left alone the ics. latter remarked: H is F i n a n c i a l P a r a d o x . "I think father must he making his A t h in g I c a n n o t u n d e r s ta n d — speech just about this time. I hope P e r h a p s It s p r in g s fr o m th o u g h t r e they’ll spplftud him.” fra c te d — I s how a f e llo w ’s d e b ts e x p a n d “Why?” «skisl the son. T h e m o re t h e y a r e c o n t r a c t e d . "Well, to encourage him.” —W a s h in g t o n P o s t "Oh! Do they know he can’t speak too?”—New York Times. S e t t i n g H im R l i h t . Ton Seet- Oh, I could marry most No E x c u s e . any girl I wish. “Stop?” said the rattlesnake. “Why Newltt—You’ve got that rather twist should you seek to kill me? I am not ed. You mean yon wish you could mar to blame for being a venomous reptile. ry ’most any girl.- Philadelphia Ledg It is my nature. I was born that er. way.” “The mere fact that you exist,” re In c r e d ib le . piled the man with the club, "Is suffi T h e r e Is a y o u n g w o m an tn O a c o w cient Justification for smashiug you’” W h o h a s a p e c u lia r k n a c k —o h I w ish t h a t I k n ew And be smasli«*d him. T h e B a r aln later. “Wordlcy tells me that he has been working on his family tree of late.” "Yes, It keeps him pretty bun}-.” "Bather complicated work, ell?” “Weil, I believe h e found a DOOM on one of the branches, and he's having some trouble sawing It off.”—Denver News. O ne o r th e O th e r. T h e t r ic k o f It. too. O f s m o k in g th e r e a l t o b a c c o ! —N e w O r le a n s T im e s -D e m o c r a t . AM E x c e p t i o n . Mrs. Nuwed—The proof of the pud ding Is In the eating. Mr. Nuwed—Not that pudding you made yesterday. The proof of that was In the dream.—Indianapolis Bun. K n l l a h t e n l n * H im . N o, R e g in a ld , r e g r e t f u lly (A lth o u g h y o u r q u e s t io n ’ s tim e ly ), I “Yon sny he was very eloquent when A m fo rc e d to s t a t e ’ ’p y s o g r a p h y ’ ’ he proposed to you?” said Miss Cay D o e s n o t t e a c h g ir ls to m a k e good pla. enne. —C in c in n a t i C o m m e r c ia l T r ib u n a “Very.” said the confiding young wo man. “Don’t you think that Indicate* G o s s ip . sincerity?” “Gossip,” said Uncle Eben, “ ’minds “Sincerity or experience.”—Washing 1 me it good deal of a »hootin’ match In de street. I>e Innocent bystander Is Jes’ ton Htar. as ll’ble to glt hit as anybody else.”— T h e C a n t e o f I l i a F e r v o r . Washington Star. “The deacon seems to be uiukin’ an awful long prayer.” whispered Aunt A ccessib ility . Martha. T h e h o lly h o c k s b lo o m b y t h e fe n c e . In e v e r y b o d y ’s r e a c h . “Yes.” muttered Uncle Hilas. “I »’pose I f th e y w e r e s c a r c e , t h e y would oost he’s got another bet up on some bins A t least a dollar each. race.”—Indianapolis 8un% .. —Washington Mar.