Polk County itemizer. (Dallas, Or.) 1879-1927, March 27, 1903, Image 1

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m ay
W I in le ’M A p p e t it e .
o f sle e p an d I g re w v e ry thin
then tried A y e r ’ s C h e r r y Pectoral,
a n d w a s quickly c u r e d .’
R . N . M a n n , F a ll M ills , T e n n .
'x t trine, e v e r y sta te w ith its neigh-
A w b .iic ’s u p p ftite Is phenom enal.
. 1 a.>il th e re fo re w ith a !! the rest, Hid chi. f diet consists o f je lly fis h , l i e
’ ik e e x p lo re r's business is sim p ly to -hit# sim p ly to open his m outh and pad­
.'pet tu r n this n etw ork o f tracks, dle alo
It V i l ely in o rd e r to take in
a g en eral direction and hold on je!l,\ iisu by the w agon load. Such is
i.is w ay.
T h e y a re v e rita b le fo o t­ the luetl. I adopted by the w h aleb on e
paths. n e v e r o v e r a fo o t in breadth, whale. T h e ap T ill w hale, on the cOli-
l w i n ; hard and netted beneath the n w ry . captu res hu ge squids w eig h in g
i’ vel oi :Le fo re st bed o f centu ries o f .»lien s e ve ra l tons.
L ik e his brother
native- traffic.
the w hat »one w hale, he must be con­
L ik • the roads o f the o ld Rom ans, i st:»!! lly on the lookout fo r fo od ; oth er­
s.- fo a lp a iL •- run stra ig h t on through ; w ise he w ou ld sta rve.
A s m any as
u veryih iu g. ridge and m ountain and fourteen seals h a ve been taken from a
v a li.y . n e v e r sh yin g a t obstacles, nor, th irty fo o t • k ille r.”
O th er flslies o f
u yw i i re tu rn in g a side to breathe. I enorm ous ap p etites a re not uncommon.
’l i t w it:.in this g en eral s tra lg h tfo r- j T h e blueflsh. fo r ex am p le, th rives on
v. arduess a re a sin gu la r ec ce n tric ity j sardines and oth er sm all tish. Assum ­
m d an im liroetneas o f detail.
A n d | in g that one bluetish eats ten sm all fish
the reason is not fa r to seek. I f a stone a day. It has been figu red th at It re­
. . neea in practice of hie profeesion tn thb place
*h i-it :.!iirty veare, anil will attend to all Inuinesa
corner Main and Court
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A T T O R N E Y -A T -L A W
U r i c s o l
R o o m 1, O nfield b u ild in g .
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O H K Û O K .
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OSCAR H A T T E R .
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r e
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R h eu m atism
A -t t o r n e y * a t -L ja ,w .
Uricsol is a uric acid solvent
O ffic e u p s t a ir s in C a m p b e ll’ « build
iu g .
DALLAS
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— that is, Uricsol dissolves the
excess of uric acid in the system
and eliminates it, curing rheuma­
ORKGON.
tism.
Uricsol does this without in­
E F. COAL)
N. L. BUTLBK
B U T L E R 4 GOAD
juring any part of the body— In
A t t o r n e y s -a t -L a w
fact it aids the stomach, creates
D A LLA S , OREGON.
W i l l p r a c tic e
o v e r bunk.
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in a ll
an appetite, stimulates the Intes­
c o u i is.
O ffice
tinal glands— has a healthy action
on the liver. Uricsol Is very
effective in chronic rheumatism
for it can be taken without in­
juriously effecting any part of
the body.
For sale at $1.00 a bottle by
all druggists, or sent prepaid to
any address upon receipt of price.
Address all communications
west of Mississippi
to Los
Angeles, Cal. East of Missis­
sippi to P. O. Box 481, Atlanta.
Ga.
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A K T 1 N ,
M
P A IN T E R ,
H o u s e , sign a n d o r n a m e n t a l, g ra in
n g , k a ls o m in g an d p a p e r h a n g in g .
D a i . i . a h .
O kkoof
M OTOR TIM E T A B L E .
U ric s o l C h e m ic a l C o .
Leaves Independence for Monmouth and \irlle —
7:110 a m
3:30 p m
Leaves Independnc-e for
Monmouth and Dallas-
11:10am
6 15pm
Leavi-e Monmouth for Airlie -
/>0 a m
3:50 p m
Leaves Monmouth for Dallas—
1. :20 a m
7:30 pm
Leaves Airlie for Monmouth and Independence—
*00 a m
J ttla n ta , G a.
L a* M n g a la *. Cal.
R. C. GR AVEN
M istakes m ade on purpose a re some
tim es profita b le, and a N e w Y o rk m er­
chant illu stra tes it thus:
“ A concern o w e d me $30. and repeat
ed duns did no good. T h e debt w as
p e rfe c tly square, but I hod no docu­
m entary ev id en ce on w h ich to base a
suit, so 1 decided to be fo x y and secure
such proof.
“ I sent u b ill fo r $100, w ith a caustic
letter, fig u rin g th at the concern would
answ er, rep u d iatin g the cla im o f $100
and sa y in g th at the am ount w as $50.
Once* T g o t this adm ission I w ou ld be
in a position to sue.
‘‘Im a g in e m y surprise and pleasure
w hen I received a le tte r fro m the m an­
a ge r o f the concern a p o lo g iz in g fo r the
d elay and iticlosin g a check fo r $100.”
»A L L A S
C1TÌ
OF DALLAS, OREGON,
v is it
DR. J O R D A N ’S
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INI l i l K T IT . Blk FEUiCI«», CIL.
T k e I-Jutes* Anatomical Museum I * tb*
W orld. " «ak iiM -e s or a .y c. nirscrért
4 (*««-.e
r * r * i i hy the oldest
S p e c u lis i on the C o s ,:
Hat 36 yaars.
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0 0 . JORDAN—DISEASES OF WEN I
I f F I I L I I th oroughly eradicated
Dom f i l e r s without tha usa n f « « r e u r y
T r a m i fitted by an F a pert. W a d i *
a a l r a r e for R u p t u r « . A quick and
I#d cal cur* for P i l e s , W lo o t a r o |pri
r i s i a l o , by D f. Jordan's spoetai pain
Iota methods.
.
jlta tio a freo and s trirS y privata. Troatm en t per
•0Ral*y « r h y lattar
A roeif.rd C,tr* in eve r, case
Jurtakon. V rita for B uk P H l l . O V U P R Y m t
A t k h l A C C . M AILE D FE R E . ( A valuab' book
mea. ) Call or writo
l l * r H ilk t u K S tool.
l i e —T h en , i f you a re w illin g , w e
w ill be m arried at once, but w e w ill
not liv e in th e close, cro w d e d city. I
w ill purchase a little fa rm , and w e w ill
liv e on it and be as happy as tu rtle­
doves.
She— A n d I shall be a fa r m e r ’ s w ife .
‘ ‘ Yes, m y d a rlin g .”
“ A n d w h a t do you think, John? You
w on ’ t h a ve to buy a m ilk in g stool fo r
me, fo r I ’ ve g ot one a lre a d y .”
“ Y ou h a ve ? ”
“ Oh, yes, th e p re tties t you e v e r sa w
—decorated w ith handsom e plush an d
ch erry colored ribbons.”
JMo
BE. JORDAN ft CO.,
loot
Market S t. » F.
S O U T H ER N P A C IFIC
T IM E T A B L E
CORVALLI8 M A IL -D A IL Y
7 30am L v ............... Portland............. Ar
10.46 a ni L v ...................Derry............. Lv
11;45 pm A r .......
Corvallis..
At Albany and Corvallis connect with
Oregon Central and Eastern railroad.
Some of tlie new things for spring are here and
more are coming in every day, Our spring stock
will be the best and most fashionable we have ev­
er handled, as we only buy fiom tried and relia­
ble manufacturers. There are many reasons why *
Holverson’s is Salem’s Best Store. One fact alone
covers all and that is we have every kind of mer­
chandise you want at prices that are all right.
Each and every piece of goods in'tins stock is es­
pecially chosen to the requirements of the trade
we know so well, and the greatest care is used to
serve our customers with ail the attention ¡due them.
BLACK
DALLA8 PASSENGER—D AILY, EX SUNDAY
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4:00 p m L v ............... Portland............. AriO SO am !
7:20 p m A r................. Dallas
......... Lv ":oo
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YAM H ILL DIVISION:
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Passenjrer depot foot <•* d ff-r-on street
AIKI.IE FREIGHT—TtiI WEEKLY
Leave 7:40 a ni...... Portland
A r«Be 3:31 pm I
Lea--c 3:50 p m ........... Dallas
Arrive 8:20 ?• m
Arrive ft:t)5 p m ........ A ir iie .......... Leave 7 00» m
DALLAS
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r 4
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W .J . S T O W .
bicycles
TRUCKM AN.
ROOT
L IV E R
AND SUNDRIES
S p a u l d i n g ’s
Athletic Coods.
Dallas*: Oree'on
A fa ir s h a r e o f p a t r o n a g e solic ite d
,nH a ll o - d e r * p r o m p t l y tilled.
— A LI. KIND S O F —
IRON WORK TO ORDER
Repairing Prom ptly Done.
ED. BIDDLE,
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Lee Smith’s Cyclery -
(Jot your old
bicycle enameled
a-‘d cleaned up—
Enamel b ked on
bike at factory.
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Shoes:
W e have n ow in stock the m ost satisfactory line
of shoes that w as ever seen in Dallas.
Espec­
ially strong in children a~d misses lines.
F rom
Middlesex M anufacturing com pany, Boston.
is a 10
T IL L S .
R -I-P A -N -S Tabules
Doctors find
A good prescription
For mankind.
The 5 cent pa kage in enough f<>r usual occasions.
The family bottle, 60 cents, contains a supply for a
year. All druggists sell them.
CURES A COLD IN ONE DAY
CURES GRIP IN TWO DAYS
T H IS S IG N A T U R *
SAA
m e inrgent size m e a su re s a b o r t nine
cubits, o r thirteen a n d o n e -h a lf feet. In
heigh t a n d is w o rth a b o u t $4,500. F o r
h u g e C o y Ion e le p h a n ts $20,000 Is som e­
tim es paid.
BOX OF THE GENUINE
C a rly le
on
\ u v e ln .
A le tte r o f C a r ly le ’s g iv e s us the
opinion o f n ov els eu tertuiued by him
in th e y e a r lHfifi. T o a budding story
te lle r ho w ro te to su ggest th at she
should “ sh ove h er ow n novel w ell
aside fo r a good w h ile o r fo re v e r and
be shy even o f rea d in g novels. I f she
do rend, let it be good and w ise books,
w hich not one in 10,000 o f the kind now
ca lled ‘ n ovels’ is.”
A n d y e t C a rly le
w as h im se lf g u ilty o f a t least b eg in ­
ning to w rite a novel.
M o o n a In t h e S o l a r S y s t e m .
T h e r e a re a t least tw e n ty m oons in
th e so la r system .
Saturn alon e has
eigh t, the b ig g est o f them. T ita n , being
n e a rly tw ic e the size o f the moon, and
J u p iter possesses four, ra n gin g in d i­
m ensions u p w a rd from Europa. ju st
a b o u t a s la rg e as the orb o f terrestria l
night, to G an ym ede, g rea te st, o f ail
kn ow n moons, w ith a d ia m eter o f 3,480
miles, w h erea s the moon b e lon g in g to
this w orld i-» on ly 2,1 HU m iles through.
A
F ir e
E x tln ffo la h c r .
A man m ade a pplication fo r insur­
ance on a b u ild in g situated in a v illa g e
W here there w as no fire en gin e. H**
w as asked:
“ W h a t a re the fa c ilitie s In y o u r v il­
lage fo r ex tin g u ish in g fire?”
“ W e il, It rains som etim es,” he r e ­
plied. wi t h grea t sim p licity.
In v e n tio n .‘
B u yer—So tills suspender Is ca lled the
hydrophobic?
iMULiroor Y es. s ir; th«*sc suspenders
shrink when the w a re r approaches
water, and when he g ets near a puddle
th ey contract, lift him o ' e r It and hind
Dim. dry shod, on the other side.— N ew
Y ork T im es.
T e i»
T f«ra
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C hina is a land w ith o u t m attresses
or counterpanes.
A bed, o r koug, is
m erely a broad w a ll o f brick bu ilt
across the side o f the room . On first
acquaintance It seem s a b so lu tely im ­
possible fo r an A n glo-S a xon , but a m an
in the in terio r o f China m ust eith er
sleep on a kong or not sleep at ull. 1
determ in ed th at i f the bricks w ould
not y ie ld to me l m ust y ie ld to them ,
and. as a m eans o f y ie ld in g g r a c e fu lly ,
I studied the sleep in g m ethods o f m y
Chinese com panions.
1 found th at
th eir p ra ctice w a s to clim b inside o f
q u ilted sacks, cu lled pookas, w hich
they tied and fo ld ed around th em selves
until a ro w o f m en on a kong looked
not u nlike sealed envelopes, w h e n e v e r
they rolled or turned o v e r in th eir sleep
th eir pookas rolled w ith tlrnm.
In
w h a tev er position th ey happened to lie
on the brick p ile th ey could not escape
the a m e lio ra tin g e ffe c t o f th eir pookas.
O bviou sly I, too, must h a ve a pooka.
From a d e a le r in lea th er In a tow n
through w h ich w o passed I bought tw o
goatskins. I had them se w e d together,
w ith the h a ir side in. I devised a sy s­
tem o f strin gs by w h ich I could tie m y ­
s e lf In m y appliance, and in this w a y
I succeeded in sle ep in g in C hina.—O u t­
ing.
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R ep ly
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I have had occasion to use your I
Bltick-Draught Stock and Poultry Medi.'
cine and am pleased to say that I never
used anything for stock that gave half as
good satisfaction.
I heartily recom­
mend it to all owners of stock.
J. B. BELSHER, St. Louis. Mo
Sick stock or poultry should not
oat cheap stock food any more than
sick persons should expect to be
cured by food. W hen your stock
and poultry are sick g iv e them med-
;cine. D on’t stuff them w ith worth­
less stock foods. Unload the bowels
and stir up the torpid liver and the
animal w ill be cured, i f it be possi­
ble to cure it. Black-Draught Stock
and Poultry M edicine unToads the
bowels and stirs up the torpid liver.
I t cures every malady o f stock if
taken in tim e. Secure a 25-cent can
of Black-Draught Stock and Poultry
M edicine and it w ill pay fo r itself ten
times over. Horses worK better. Cows
g iv e more m ilk. Hojr* gain flesh.
And hens lay more eggs. It solves tlie
problem o f m aking as much blood,
flesh and energy as possible out of
the smallest amount of food con­
sumed. Buy a can from your dealer.
lt .
T o w n e — W h y . he told m e he w as get-
rltiK a loi.x »p lfiM liilly ; (ine m ln ry hd <I
o ll timt.
B r o w ne— I n<l<*«f 1
T o w n e — Yen, tie told m e Ue w a » g e t-
tJnx *10.(XXI
B r o w n e - S o he la. a t the rate o f $1,-
000 p e r / e a r — P h ila d e lp h ia Prosa.
• T h e d e a f and dum b, as e v e r y one
know s, “ speak” hy m eans o f th eir fin ­
gers. Mow' m any w ords, then, can a
good hand sp ea k er fo rm in a m inute?
T h e a v e ra g e num ber o f letters per
w ord in the E n glish la n gu a ge is five.
N ow , a ready hand sp eaker can m ake
the E n glish a lph abet ten tim es in a
m inute—th at is to say, 200 letters. It
“ I have no more
n e r v o u s headaohes
and rest very well at
night.”
W hen a w om an suffers from fem ale
weakness and irregularity or oth er form s
o f w om anly disease, the effect is cer­
tain to be m ark ed in h er nervous sys­
tem. Use g en eral effect be in g , as in Mrs.
W o o rlin ’s case, ” nervous headaches, rest-
lcssttcss at n ig h t ” and a ru n -d o w n condi­
tion.
It is sim ply com m on sense then
w h ic h says if you cure the fem ale w e a k ­
ness, irregu larity, etc., you w ill cure the
nervousness, sleeplessness and other con­
sequences o f w om an ly disease.
I)r. P ierce’a F avorite Prescription cures
tlie w om anly diseases w h ic h underm ine
tile general health. It establishes re g u ­
la rity, dries en feeb lin g drains, h eals in ­
flammation and ulceration, ami cures
fem ale weakness.
It cures headache,
nervousness, sleeplessness, etc., b y cur­
in g the w om anly diseases w h ich cause
these ailments.
Sick w om en are invited to consult Dr.
Pierce, by letter, fr e e . A l l correspon d­
ence strictly private. A d d ress D r. R . V .
Pierce, Buffalo, N . Y .
" I frel more thnn grateful to you for the
benefit I hnv** received from Dr. Pierce s P«*ur-
ite Prescription and Ciolden Medical Lrtacov-
erv.’* write« Mrs E nde E Woodin, o f Millerton,
Dtitche** Co.. N. Y . care of Bos No. i. " F o r a
number o f yeara I had been troubled with female
weaknena, ’nervous headache, irregularity, reet-
leiu:iess at ni*ht. and. iu fact was all run down,
but after taking three bottles o f Favorite Pre­
scription’ and one o f ’ Golden Medical Discov­
ery ' feel that I am entirely cured
I have no
more nervous headaches, and rest very well at
night ; in fact, feel like a different person,
thanks to your kind advice and wonderful m edi­
cine
I earn* atly advise all w h o suffer from any
similar trouble« to write to Dr. Pierce at oace.
They will not regret it."
" F avorite Prescription n has the testi­
m on y o f thousan ds o i w om en to its com ­
plete cure o f w om an ly diseases. D o not
accept an u n k n o w n a n d u nproved su b­
stitute in its place.
D r. P ie rce ’s P leasant Pellets should b t
used with m F avorite Prescription * w h en ­
ever a laxative is required.
of a
“ B e ard le«»
Boy.**
W h e n K e p p e l, a com m od ore a t tw en-
ty -fo u r, w a s sen t to d e m a n d a n a p olo­
g y fro m the d e y o f A lg ie r s fo r an in­
su lt to the B ritish flag, he took so h igh
a tone th a t the d e y e x c la im e d a g a in s t
the insolence o f the B ritish k in g fo r
c h a r g in g a “ b e a rd le s s b o y ” w ith such
a m e ssa g e to him.
R e p lie d the b e a rd ­
less b oy, " W e r e m y m a ste r w o n t to
tak e len gth o f b e a rd fo r a test o f w is ­
do m he’d h a v e sen t y o u r d e y s h ip a he
g o a t.” —-G e n tle m a n ’s M n g a sin e .
R a p id W o r k F o r F ln g f r a .
M UST A P P E A R
ON EVERY
A i.r fH t
R E P A IR IN G
D ALLAS
Sleeping? o n a K on g;.
t Van Orsdel, Hayes & Co«, %
REAL E S T A T E DEALERS
¥ ¥ t
FARMS AND C IT Y LOTS
Purchasing agent for W C. McClure, of Saginaw,
Michigan, and other eastern timber dealers. Room
1, upstairs, Wilson building.
& E L L IS
£ u re t> o
E n c lo s e d w ith e v e r y b o ttle
c e n t p a c k a g e o f G r o v e ’s
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BROW N
...50 £?r\ts...
Mail Orders Will deceive Prompt Attention *
’V w w v T t w w . t t w * .
5:50 p m
2:1« pin
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trains of '
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direet to our counters.
TiSTELESS CHILL TONIS
DANK
rruriHiicts a g e n e r a l b a n k in g d u b ì -
ucsh in a ll its b ra n c h e s ; bu ys an d sella
ex c h a n g e on p r in c ip a l p o in ts in (lie
U n ite d S ta te s ; m ak es c o lle c t io n s on a ll
po in ts in th e P a c ific N o r t h w e s t ; loan s
m on ey and d is c o u n ts p a p e r a t t lie b e s t
ra tes ; a llo w in terest on t im e deposits.
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T hese goods are all from the manufacturers’
Has stood the te-t. nfJ*2o years. A n­
nual sale over 1,500,000 k< trie .
Does this record of mer­
it appeal t< y *u?
sst S to re .
i ’HSliter.
M
that it will be your pleasure to see this year.
q n o v E ’s
I*n itl.
,j,
B. K. W IL L IA M S .
Pi oaideni.
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.11 i n t a k e T h a t
S H I’ S
W. G. V ASSALL, a s s i s t a n t C a s h ie r
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N o w the m ost complete line o f spring goods
Three »lies: 25v., enough .’ or a:i ordinary
cold: 5 l»c., just right for Drcnchitis, hoarse­
ness, hard colds, etc.; gl. most economical
for clixonic cases and to keep on hand.
J. C. AY felt CO., Lowell, Mass.
5pm
leaves Dallas forMonmoulh an* Independence—
l;00 p in
7.30 pin.
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Sixty ye a rs o f cures
and such testimony as the
above have taught us what
A yer’ s Cherry Pectoral
w ill do.
W e know it’ s the great­
est cough remedy ever
made. And you will say
so, too, after you try it.
There’s cure ineverydrop.
quires lO.Ohd.ooo.OOP sardines to feed
the l,0o0.000,000 bluetish on ou r coasts
e v e r y sum m er.
M ost curious o f all
enters is the h ydra —a stran ge creatu re
th at can be^Tuined inside out w ith ou t
im p a irin g Its a p p etite o r its p o w e r to
eat?—S cieu title A m erican.
N. H A K T
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We are Opening
The
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111 u: y\ to hia care. Office,
h Oallaa, I'oik Uo, Or
i f
BHi
P a th « In A fr ic a .
b e a su rp ris e to the unon-
lig L ten ed to le a r n that p r o b a b ly no e x -
p:o rer. in fo r c in g his p a s s a g e th ro u g h
A f n c a . has e v e r fo r m ore th an a f e w
d a y s at a tim e been o ff som e b e a te n
track. E v e r y v illa g e is connected w ith
• ;>uio oth er v illa g e , e v e ry trib e w ith the
It
Th e W ord “ tra h rella .”
T h e E n g lis h w o r d u m b re lla Is v e ry
like tlie L a tin , com in g th ro u g h the
It a lia n “ o m b b r e lla ,” o r “ little sh a d e .”
T h e F re n c h , G e rm a n , S p a n ish a n d oth­
ers g iv e lt a d istin c tiv e n am e, su ch a s
“ p a r a p lu le ,” “ re g e n sc h irm ” an d “ p a r a -
g u o s .”
“ U m b r e lla ” und “ p a r a s o l” a re
e ty m o lo g ic a lly p re c ise ly the sa m e thing,
b u t custom h as g iv e n them the distin c­
tions th at w c u n d e rsta n d today.
R anter W o r k .
“ W h y d o n ’t yo u try to c a r v e y o u r
nam e h igh on the ta b le ts o f fa m e ? ”
ask ed the poetic en th u siast.
" M y frie n d .” a n s w e re d S en a to r S o r­
g h u m , a little se v e re ly , "t h e r e is no use
in m y d o d g in g a ro u n d w ith a h a m m e r
an d ch isel w h e n I can d o such e ffe c tive
w o rk w'ith a fo u n ta in peu a n d a ch eck ­
book .” — W a s h in g t o n Star.
D o rr o tv in ir T r o u b le .
“ I h a v e lie a rd a good d e a l a b o u t peo­
ple w b u b o rro w trouble, bu t I think uiy
w i fe is 11 ebn niploii In tlm t line.”
" W b y , 1 (b o u g h t site w a x a lw a y s
c h e e rfu l a n d contented w ith h er lot.”
” 8 h e w a s u ntil o u r b a b y w a s born
six w e e k s a g o .
N o w sh e la w o r ry in g
b e c au se b e m ay M a r r y aom e g ir l that
w e Shull not lik e.”
is u sual f o t him to p a u se f o r m e sp ac e
o f one le tter a f t e r e a ch w o r d to s h o w
th at »h e w o r d is com plete.
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p a g e s, the total w ill be red uced to 215 ; W e llH v illc:
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" sch em e le on fo o t to cor­
letters.
n er the p o u ltry tra d e o f the cou ntry.
I.et this be d iv id e d b y five, the a v e r ­
I ’ro m ln e u t c a p ita lists to th e n u m b e r o f
a ge n u m b e r o f letters p e r w o rd , a n d
se v e u ty -flv e a re In terested In the plan,
w c sh a ll find th at a f a ir ly e x p e rt d e a f
ni.d d u m b p erson w ill sp eak fo rty -th re e a W e lls v llle m an b e in g the g e n e ra l
m a u a g e r o f the bu slu esa. C b a r le a M iles
w o r d s p e r m inute.
A person In pos­
o f lie s M o in es, la . ; U e u r y W a r d o f C h i­
session o f sp eech w ill p r o b a b ly sp ea k
cago. J a m e s W ils o n o f L o g a n , M a a s ,
150 w o r d s In th e sa m e sp ac e o f time.
an d W illia m
AndersoD o f S cran ton ,
P a ., a re the m ost pro m in en t a m o n g the
Substitu te* F o r T o b a cco .
stockh olders.
D rie d h olly le a ve s, the b a r k o f the
" T h e p la n o f the c o m p a n y , aa ou t­
w illo w a n d le a v e s o f the s l a g ’s horn
lined b y Bum uei M . L a m p k ln o f W e lls -
su m a c a re a m o n g the su b stitu te s fo r
Tllle. the prosnoter. le th is; T w o la rg e
| tobacco used b y the A m e ric a n In d ia n s,
fa rm s, one at L a tro b e . P a ., the o th e r a t
¡ a S w it z e r la n d a w e e d c a lle d m ou u ta lu
G re en O eld. P a ., w ill b e e sta b lis h e d at
tobacco Is sm ok ed In g re a t qu a n titie s.
once fo r the reteptlon o f the po u ltry
| It Is p o w d e re d b e fo re u sin g a n d causes
pu rebu se d b y t ra v e lin g re p re se n tativ es
the sm o k e r to becom e a m en tal an d
o f tb e c om p a n y, o f w h o m there w ill be
' p h y s ic a l w re c k . T h e n a tiv e s o f South
a la r g e num ber. T h e c o m p a n y w ill then
i A fr ic a a re p e c u lia rly a ffected hy sinok-
b u y 'ip the e n tire o u tp u t o f m inor con­
1 lu g the d ried le a v e s o f the c a m p h o r
cern s fo r a period o f s e v e ra l y e a r , b e ­
plant.
T h e siB ok er tre m b le s
w ith
fo re It Is put ou tbe m a rk e t SDd thu s
I frig h t a t nothin g, w e e p s b itte rly and
g a in u ltim a te control o f the m a rk e t.”
u ses ull sorts o f w o r d s w h ic h d o not in
It Is In ferred that fb la m igh ty com bi,
the least e x p re ss b is m e a n in g .
The
n ation Intends to c o rn e r tbe p o u ltry o f
w ild d a g g a . a n o th e r South A f r ic a n ,
tbe c ou n try a n d put It In coM storage.
Diant. poisons s lo w ly a n y on e u s iu g i t
T h is Is a b o u t tbe m ost rid ic u lou s story
that e v e r got Into print, sa y s C o m m e r­
S e llin g R lcp h n n t* by N f t a a r » .
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T h e M oors, w h o d r iv e s tra d e In ele-
A ) ' u . w ith a ll their m illion s, h a ven 't
ph un ts th rou gh the In d ie s, h a v e a fixed
attem pted to bu y tbe po u ltry la one
price fo r the o r d in a r y type a c c o rd in g
little c o m e r o f tbe U n ite d States. A
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billion d o lla r tru st r a n con trol the steel
i VHlue they m e a su re fro m the n ail o f
busin ess, hut II w o u ld tak e m ore th a n
1 tlie fo re foot to the top o f the ebou l-
th at a m o u n t to c o rn e r the p o u ltry b u si­
j (for, a n d fo r each cu bit h ig h they
ness. T lte re a r e lo o m a n y o f ua to the
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bu sin ess.
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