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OUTIGURA PILLS U iioolii IJ Clsisii tie Blood and Sian In Cases of Itching, Burning, Scaly Humours, And for Renovating and En riching the Blood. The Best and Most Economical Yet Compounded. C uticura R esolvent P ills (chocolate ooated) a ie th e p ro d u ct o f tw enty-five years* p ra c tic a l lab o rato ry experience \n th e p rep aratio n o t rem edies for the treatm en t o f hum ours of th e skin, scalp and blood, w ith loss o f h air, an d are confidently believed to be su p erio r to a ll o th er alteratives ns w ell jis liquid blood purifiers, how ever expensive, w hile enabling all to enjoy th e cu rativ e properties o f precious m edicinal agents w ith o u t consum ing needless expenses and often Injurious p o rtio n s o f alcohol in w hich such m edicines h av e h ereto fo re been preserved. C uticura P ills are alterativ e, a n t l ^ p - tlc , tonic and digestive, and beyond question th e p u rest, sw eetest, m ost suc cessful an d econom ical Mood an d akin purifiers, hum our cures a n l tonic-diges tives y e t com pounded. M edium adult dose, one pill. C om plete ex tern al and Internal tre a t m en t fo r ev ery hum our m ay now be h ad fo r one d o llar, consisting of Cuti c u ra Soap, to cleanse th e skin, C uticura O intm ent, to h eal th e skin, and Cuti cu ra R esolvent P ills, to cool and cleanse th e blood. A single set, co stin g b ut one dollar, is often sufficient to cu re th e m ost to rtu rin g , disfiguring skin, scalp and blood hum o u rs, eczem as, rashes, itch in g s and irrita tio n s, w ith lo ss of h air, from infancy to age, w hen phy sicians an d a ll o th e r rem edies fall. C H U R C H D I R E C T O R /. P re a c ltin g h o u rs a t 11 a n d 7 : 3 B. M 'K . CHURCH. P re a c h in g S u n d ry m o r n in g a n d ev e n in g . S u n d a y school at 9 :4 5 . Kp w orth le a g u e a t f i n * P ra y e r m eet in g T h u rs d a y e v e n in g .— II. N. H ounds, p ist«*r, BAPTIHt CM PRO It. P re a c h in g S u n d a y m o rn in g a n d ev e n in g . S u n d a y school at. 19. h ^ p U. a t 6 :3 0 P ra y e r m e e tin g W ed u esd ay e v e i.in g .— J It. G. R ussell, pasto r. I*R KSBYTBHI VN CHUltCII P rc ttc n in g S u n d a y m o rn in g an d e v e n in g . S u n d a y sell«». .1 Ml 10. C l.H r lirt.i KmlrHVur nt 0 :H 0 . I»m yer nm.-i- iiiK T ll ,ir»«l’iy e v e n in g .— VV. T . W ar tile, ,h lltn r. CHIIIHTIAN CHIIKCH. P ie .irliin g S iin liiy n in in m g anil rv- e n in g Bit.lt* .p h o 1 at 10 S rn im C h r i- tU n E ll leaviw at fi :80. liihl. l iar.» anil p ra y e r m e e tin g 1 'lm railay e v e n in g — 1 -. ( ire e n , piU lnr. KVANIIKl.ll’AI. IIIKIRCH. P io a c liiu g S u m lav m o rn in g am i ev e n in g a t (lie D ella, eollege eh ap . 1 huiiH ay .e l ool at 10. O liii.iin ii E n di' vor al 0:3»'. P ra y e r m e e lin g T hur» d ay I V eiling.— A. A. W in te r, p a rlo r, , W ir e d i l l e . T he Itii'uae com m issioner* of O louceater. Ma»»., b ave umile It a rub th a t w hen a d ru n k a rd h a s been bro u g h t before th e « iu r ta anil con vietisi Of th e folly tlie saloon keeper* a re notified not to sell him liquor lor «lx month*. F o r Over Sixty Y ears . A n old a n d well tr ie d rem ed y . M rs W in s lo w ’s S o o th in g S y ru p lias been ttsod lo r o v er six ty v eara by m illio n s ot m o th e rs for th e ir c h ild r e n w hile t e e th in g , w ith p e rfe c t su c cess. I t so o th es th e c h ild , so fte n s th e g u m s, a lla y s all p a in , e u ro s w ind co lic a n d is th e best re m e d y for d ia rrh o e a . Is p le a s a n t to th e ta s te . Sold by d ru g g ist» in every 2 !> e e n ls a b o ttle . p a r t of th e w orld I ts v a lu e is in c a lc u la b le . He s u r e an d ask for M rs. W in slo w ’s S o o th in g Sy- r u t an d ta k e n o o th e r k in d . C o n c e rn ltiu Kl«l < tirfe r. How qiiit'Ll} ii glove tiiu wipe off th e bright varnish th a t blazons the front of ti lighter Kid G arter had u seat, cen ter, row in the pugilist!« aren a n little w hile ago T om m y Ryuu and Ja ck Root wing him a lullaby th at Rounded very inueh like “Oo W ay Hack anti Sit D aw n." And poor C a rte r lias found him self out of the ru n n in g And tin re jo t • re. or. ra th e r ho >u T h* a e r a v h of a pin m ay ea»»se lit« I«»-** of a lim b <»r even ririiih wliei blood poix n n in g ntxiilts fr »in th e in jm y . Ail d a n g e r of tin* m ay b« av»»i led. how ev r. b\ p r o tu p 'ly apply in g r i i i m l w r l a i o ’* P in B m I ii i . 1 i an aitMsepti«- ,iud tpiiek h e a lin g lin- im**nl ft r > »itf. h r m e* an ti b o rn « . For side l»v W i;Moti D ru g Do. w ith o th er affections, th e m ost com m on ones being o rd in a ry colds tiud Infec 'I h e I . a n a urne** u « i c u e . tio u s c a ta rrh . In an y d ise a se o f th is F. 1 A Him co m iu .s. ioncr o p aten ts, Ait Iu u lc o fH t t* UllM'ttNklun o f tl*e S i i n a tu r e w hich h as lasted th re e or fo u r hvx I ssium I th e follow ug g in ra l o rd er J e t t l>- a u A u t h . i r l t y . d a y s und in w h ich th e fo rm atio n of i'èiUlillg lo .he p u .-.icau o n 01 th e i ’at- Roup or a v ia n dipii heivi m ay a tta c k yellow p atch es upon th e tongue, roof e n t Ottici* (in se tto : fill V arieti.S of th'* «itXlK :.fir;:led fow'.K o r h ack p a r of th e m onth h a s o ccu rred “ B eginning w ith volum e 102. Ja n . 1, n l.o ca ^ e tn.il w ild birds, rtt.ee Dr. tr e a t for roup. If th e fow l is not. w o rth 1005. tlie Official (Ja z e tte of Ib is ottico C u re s tre a tm e n t, d estro y it an d b u rn th« car- w ill be p tib iialu d in b im o n th ly iustoad C h a rle s F. i).iw >,:i, \o te rh ia ria n of the o f quart» rly volum es. F lorid« ftgrtcultr.m l st;\ti< T h char- . cuss. D Y SPE PSIA , IN D IG E S T IO N , T h e lu d icatio o « for tre a tiu e u t arc “'Flu* y early sul se rip tio u price. $5 to a f t eristic a;L .p to tu is th e a p p earan ce isolation 01 * th e nfl'ecLod ones, a com upon th e luring n»» in '.n in e s of th e p le te ren o v atio n of th e hen h o u se bj A N D S T O M A C H T R O U B L E S . «¿uintwUv m ibscribera a n d $10 to foreign *:it>Hcrib»*rK. will rem ain u n c h a rg e d , m outh an d no.se of p ecu liar y< llov. ish sc ra p in g tlie floors, b u rn in g old nests, a o a t th e su b sc rip tio n p rice for a sin g le The tortures and evils ot dyspepsia anc la tc h e s w hich r t s 'i n b l e those pTvi lit liberal co at of w h itew ash to nil wood volum e will be $1 to d o m estic su b indigestion are experienced by thousands a’ i.i th e thro: s of c lriu re n suffering w ork an d c o a tin g th e floors w ith a la y this time. The dyspeptic’s train of eviL* sc rib ers an d $2 to fere tg u .” from d iphtlieriu. T h e re p atch es are e r o f I! 111 «*. T h is is to -h e follow ed by may be enumerated as follows: feelings o: T e d , tin- l lu h > L e o p a r d . a d h e re n t to Ute p a rts upon w hich they m edicinal -treatm ent of tlie affected dizziness, languor, nervousness, sleeplessness, j T h ere is a baby leo p ard o u t a t th e H e 1 h a n a tiv e r e s t an d w hen strip p e d off cau se a ones. T h is should in p a rt co n sist o f headache, distension of the stomach, loss o: W ash in g to n zoo. raw , bleeding au rfa ce. In it few d ay s th e use of a n tise p tic w ash es for th e flesh, difficult breathing, and the action of the Mexico w h en he is a t hom e, b u t now nostrils, m outh an d th ro a t. Any of tlie heart is seriously affected. his a d d re ss h as been ch au g ed , a n d 'as th ey becom e yellow , m uch thickened, All forms of dysj*psia are quickly banished follow ing w ash es m ay be used: A 2 per a n d in te rfe re w ith tin* br<utkiug an d | cen t so b 'ti 11 of creolin ap p lied to th e by the use of Paine * Celery Compound. h a s becom e th e d e lig h t o f m any Ington y o u n g ste rs In iris n a tiv e w ild s prehension of food. In som e ca se s the p a rts will» a b ru sh , equal p a rts of k ero The use of this marvelous medicine allays the he is k n o w n by th e n am e o f M exican eye Is alloc oil. T h e eyelids becom e sene and olive oii or co tto n seed oil; | inflammation of the nerves centred about the stomach; it opens up the sewers of the lx>dy tiger, b u t his real n am e is leopard. H e glued together, an d th e m a te ria l col boric acid, fifteen g ra in s to th e ou n ce o f and removes all waste matter; it cleanses the is a m em b er of th e cu t fam ily an d a lects upon llie fro n t of th e eye! all, w ater, in a p p ly in g any one of th ese blood; it makes new nerve fibre; it restores tint* specim en of tin* trib e , alth o u g h c a u sin g g reat b u lg in g an d final de so lu tio n s first rem ove th o se p o rtio n s of digestive power, and promotes bodily strength only seven w eek s old stru c tio n of the eye. A p ecu liar nause th e p atch es w hich can la* d etach ed and activity. Mr. Fred. Ross, Clarendon, H e h a s been n ick n am ed Ted, In a tin g odor acco m p an ies the disease, w ith o u t cau sin g blood to flow. It is Iowa, briefly writes about his happy experi honor of P re sid e n t R oosevelt T ed ence with Paine’s Celery Compound as considered ; ood p ractice to also d u st d u e to th e decom position of th e p en t Is Just ab le to h av e a nam e, fo r he Is follows:—' th e cleansed su rfa c e s w ith flow ers of up secretions. E m aciation Is rap id “ It gives me great pleasure to testify to the no larg er th a n a n early g ro w n k itten. from th e absorption of poisons form ed su lp h u r. merits of Paine’s Celery Compound. I can Som e d ay . th o u g h . In* will w eigh n e a r 'Flie follow ing w ash is reco m m en d ed by the disease process anti from the candidly and honestly say it is the best medi ly 125 po u n d s Tin* little M exican Inability#*) eat. In som e o u tb re a k s the by 811 I 11 ) n: D issolve th irty -fiv e g ra in s cine in the world. Two years ago I was suf tig er or leopard or Ja g u a r or m o u n tain of c h lo ra te o f potassiu m an d tw o fering from indigestion and nervousness, and d ise ase a tta c k s th e Intestines, re su lt cat. call it w h at you will, belonged to ing in bloody d isc h arg es a n d g reat g ra in s of sa lic y lic acid in one ou n ce of was so run down that 1 could hardly walk u Now York m in in g m an. w ho p re se n t without help. 1 used two bottles of Paine’s w a te r an d ad d one oun ce of glycerin. loss, i t lasts from a few d a y s to a few Celery Compound and got better almost from ed it to tlie zt;o. w eeks, uecordlng to Its being a c u te or Apply th is liquid to th e sp o ts tw o or the first dose, and have had no use for medi I t o n t e « ! i 'l ln r c l t t» M W i l l It** T a \ « * d . th re e tim es a d ay . an d give a teaspooin chronic in c h a ra c te r. Some claim th a t cine since. I was completely cured.” C h u rch p«*op;i!y in th e D istrict of ful o f th e m ix tu re in te rn a lly to each ro u p is tlie .same a s d ip h th e ria in m an. C olum bia is by law ex. nipt from ta \.i- I f they a r e th e sa m e disease, w hy can fowl, (¡le n t relief is afforded th e fow ls W hen a hat, a goo»l dress, or other itou. but tli • assesso r u.»s ren d ered a w e not find th e germ of d ip h th e ria in by fu m ig a tio n . P lace th e fow ls in a decision th a t will la* of in terest to roupy chickens a s c e rta in ly a s we can tig h t b u ild in g an d ) ou r oii o f ta r on n garm ent is a little faded and old in ch u rch people e v ery w h ere I poll com in a case of tr u e d ip h th e ria in m ail? hot brick, piece of iron or a shovel. I)o fashion it need not be throw n aw ay. p la in t of o ip erin tem h m s of public C olor it w ith M oreover, w hy ca n we not apply the th is tw ice daily. halls th a t ;a e ir iw e m ie w as being cut d ip h th e ria a n tito x in tre a tm e n t to fow ls ! T h e tu m o rs w h ich form on th e head We have a special department of advice, and will d ow n by th e re n ta l of clim vht'S for should be opened w ith a s h a rp k n ife answer free any questions about dyeing. Send w ith he sam e exp.e:-tutloii of favora public* e n b i iaim m iifs th e collector de- »ample of goods when poeeible. ;>!e re su lt a s is now o btained by its use a n d th e ir content« w ashed o u t. T he Direction book and 4ft dyed samples f ee. cURd th a t ch u rch prop* rty ren ted for bleeding w hich freq u e n tly o ccu rs can in h u m an t:i| lulu ria 7 DIAMOND DYES, Burlington, V t.______ pu rp o ses of rev en u e sh a ll be list oil on 1 am un: .vare t hat m y oí e has yet be checked by tilling th e c a v ity w ith th e bo.Jcs a ta x a b le p ro p erty T h e re s a tis fa ctmri y dei Kill :-1 rule»! th a t th e ra w cotton s a tu ra te d w ith ch lo rid e of fore ch u rch es th a t a re re'Uted for en- initial !«• :« ns «,r roiq j. re d u e t » a iron. Z u rn recom m ends in te rn a lly an d tc rta iiin u a m ust not only pay tlie germ . F:*(’nulltet ly t !i- pu trefile JVC e x te rn a lly a m ix tu re o f 150 g ra m s re g u la r licen se fee. but th e pro p erty g erm s whit ii a re fon ul in he s ires of a decoction o f w a ln u t leav es (fifteen will be ta x e d a t th e p rev ailin g rules. [S p ecia l C orresp on dence. J h ave m uch tO Lo w ith th e P •ogrra 4 Of g ra m s to n q u a r t of w ater) w ith tw e n ty S u b s t i t u t e l-’« r t h e C.'u nte en. P ro b a b ly th e re is no g o v ern m en t of* i : O ' !» «" feu: dee g ra m s of glycerin, five g ra m s of chlo tlx* discus« S ecretary Root lias ap p ro v ed a p re r a te of p o tassiu m a n d o n e-h alf g ram of flee in W u rh in g t'd i w ith a s m an y in te r sa lic y lic acid in fifteen g ra m s of re c ti estin g civil w a r e h a ra e te rs on its m es lim in ary plan for th e e x p e n d itu re of th e a p p ro p ria tio n of $500.090 Intended fied sp irit. O f th is give once o r tw ice sen g er Hiatt a s a r e to be fo u n d in th e daily a tab lesp o o u fu l to larg e fowls. sta te , w a r a n d n av y building. M any of to provide s u b s titu te s a t m ilita ry p osts for th e can teen , w h ich h a s been ab o l The Le>din" Pa er oí* H e also p a in ts th e p a r ts w ith th e so lu th e h ig h ra n k in g officers in th e w ar ished by leg islatio n M ajor F re n ch of tion tw ice a day. the Pacific Coast, In ad d itio n to u sin g an y o f th e above an d n av y d e p a rtm e n ts h a v e a s th eir th e q u a r te rm a s te r ’s b u reau will be th e m essengers m en w h o w ere w ith th em h ead of tlie b o ard to com plete th e tr e a tm e n ts tlie b ird s sho u ld be given The San Francisco so ft food, nm l in cases w h ere th ey c a n in a n en listed c a p a c ity in th e try in g plans, and tw o o th e r officers y et to he d esig n ated will assist him. T lie in te n not e a t tlie food should be given by d a y s o f th e civil w ar. hand. T hey should also be given a U enerul Corbin, w ho com m an d ed a tion is to provide re a d in g room s, g y m stim u la tin g tonic, th e fo llow ing being negro reg im en t in th e w ar, h as th ree n a siu m s a n d o th e r am u se m e n ts for th e 1 recom m ended: C ayenn e pepper, su l «•id colored m en a s his perso n al a tte n d soldiers. I ’ll»* a p p ro p ria tio n w as m ade in th e last arm y su p p ly Dill p h a te of quinine, su lp h a te of iron, of The Weekly Chronicle a n ts a n d m essen g ers w ho serv ed in h is CA U L S C H O F IE L D . each one d ram . Mix an d ad d a little The very best weekly News reg im en t. No one w ho v isits th e m am honey o r siru p a s a n ex cip ien t an d d i paper published in the entire vide tlie m ass Into six ty pills, (live m oth b u ild in g d a ily can fail to know W ed. S u c c c m h o r P u t lu r e . B arney. E v ery d ay , rain or shine, hot each fow l one pill th re e tim es a day. T h e u n f o rtu n a te fa c t th a t > o m any go C onvalescent fow ls should not be re or cold, th is once m a s te r a t arm s in tins tu rn e d to th e h ealth y flock fo r a t least old n av y of th e U n ited S ta te s is on into b u sin e ss w ith o u t c o u n tin g th e cost Including postage to any part of tb» is tlx* ca u se of m an y fa ilu re s in th e Unlit d States, Cunaila aud Mexico. n m onth a f te r recovery. d u ty . p o u ltry b u sin ess, sa y s a n ex ch an g e. H e reig n s su p rem e in th e n o rth ern E n tire ly too m an y do not c a lc u la te th e It is best because, besides A (iul<l<* ! u T n r n l n j * . co u rt of th e build in g . A lthough B urney co n tin u a l v ig ilan ce th a t m u st be given printing all the news of the II. S. T hom pson in F arm P o u ltry world each week in an inter is g e ttin g along in y ears, he still m ain to su c cessfu l p o u ltry cu ltu re . T h is is gives th is pointer: C ut tw o n arro w ta in s his ere c t m ilita ry ap p e a ra n c e a n d esting way anc! fully illu-trat th e cost th a t m u st be c a lc u la te d in th is ing many articles, it has sp e c a rd b o a rd s trip s for each of yo u r egg is one o f th e b est rem in d ers of 1801 to b u sin e ss ab o v e all o th ers, fo r fa ilu re is cial d ep artm en ts devoted t o — tra y s. Writ»* or print “ N ight” on one l>e found in an y of th e d e p a rtm e n ts, a s su re d iu a d v a n c e w ith o u t it. No Agriculture — a n d “ M orning” on the o th er T ack l i e h a s all th e p ro v erb ial w it of th e m a tte r w h a t else y ou m ay h a v e or how H o r tic u ltu r e — each one to th e sides of th e tr a y th a t Irish m a n and is know n, resp ected a n d m uch of it, w h e th e r m oney or lands, P o u ltry — show th ro u g h th e glass »loot-. W hen liked by every n a v a l officer on d u ty a t fa ilu re is su r^ to follow u n less th e Live S t o c k - tu rn in g y o u r eggs, see th a t tlie tra y s clo sest a tte n tio n o f som e one w ho is th e n av y d ep artm en t. Mining— a re sh ifte d a ro u n d so th a t tlie sign co m p eten t lx* given to th e w ork. L iteratu re- C a p i t o l D o m e In M lr p g e . “ N ight” show s a t night a n d “ M orning” Fashions— T h o se w h o im ag in e th a t a p o u ltry A w o n d erfu l m irag e w h ich a p p e a re d in th e m orning. T h is will in su re th e and Sports. in th e sk y to the south of th e city , p la n t, w h e th e r la rg e or sm all, w ill ru n even app licatio n of heat w h ich is These are presided over by ^ sh o w in g th e dom e of th e c a p ito l b u ild itse lf a r e very poorly in fo rm ed , for Im p o rtan t. editors having a th o ro u g h ing. su rm o u n ted by th e G oddess of n o th in g can be m uch fu rth e r from th e knowledge of their specialties. L ib erty , is creatin g g re a t in te re st in fact. R e g u la r a tte n tio n an d w ell d i S a v e O n ly tli«- The pages devoted to Agri W hen so rtin g th e young co ck erels scientific circles. By ra re good fo rtu n e rected a tte n tio n m u st be g iven or th e culture, H o rticu ltu re, Poultry th a t a re to he kept as b reed ers, do not th e atte n tio n of th e w e a th e r b u re a u v e n tu re w ill fail o f good re su lts. N o th and Live Stock arc well illus trated and filled with m atter ta k e th o se w ith crooked b reasts, w ry officials w as called to th e e x tra o rd i in g b u t d isa p p o in tm e n t ev er follow s of the greatest interest fo tails, long, sle n d er sh a n k s o r a n y othf* n ary phenom enon, an d th e d a ta tak en n eg lect of fow ls. T h is is p ro v ed be No su c cess all en gaged in these indus bodily d e fe c t in d icatin g a lack of vigor by th e b u reau as to tlie a tm o sp h e ric yond all p eir.d v en tu re. tries. every line being written L ike beget)? like S ave only tbe^bebi cond itio n s w hich prevailed a t th e tim e c a rrie s u n less th e b est a tte n tio n be by tiiose who are in close tlie m ira g e w as seen, w ith th e d ed u c g iven tlx* fow ls, th e ir feed in g an d th e ir fo r stock birds. touch with conditions prevail tions a s to ’he ex a c t n a tu re a n d cause, care. B ear th is in m ind a ll th e tim e, ing on this Coast. nre an x io u sly looked for by th o u sa n d s a n d w hen you a r e d isa p p o in ted w ith re of re sid e n ts w ho saw’ th e w o n d erfu l su lts o b tain ed see w h o is to blam e. SEND FOR A SAMPLE lYeu Y o r k ’* K r k P r o d u c t i o n . C O P Y . It will be sent free. T h e last cen su s report sa y s th a t In m an ifestatio n . Hen K illin g D orr . T h e m irag e w as a s clear an d d istin c t 1.09 th e production of p o u ltry in New Du you w.int the W e lost a good m any liens a few su m York s ta te am o u n ted to $14.791.491, of n s if p ain ted w ith a g ig an tic b ru sh on w h ich 59 per cent w as fo r eg g s and 41 th e sk y , b u t m uch en larg ed , co v erin g m ers ag o from dogs. O ccasio n ally a Chronicle per cen t for poultry. T h e re w ere more an im m en se area of th e h eav en s. T h e you n g dog will d ev elo p a m an ia for tlia n KUNNHN mi m ore eggs in 1809 th a n w h ite dom< of th e capitol w as th ro w n k illin g hens, a s th ey do fo r killing in s h a rp relief a g a in s t th e deep blu e of sheep. S uch d o g s a r e a p t to tra in in in 1889. a g ain of nearly 3fi p er c e n t th e u p p er atm o sp h ere. It laste d only p airs. T h ey will c a tc h a hen. L ite it seven m inutes and th en d id n o t fad e th ro u g h tlie b ack , c ru sh in g th e ribs, We a w a y g rad u ally , b u t v an ish ed a s s u d an d th e n c h a s e d ow n a n o th e r. Sh wing the United States. T o S le e p . found tw o s tra n g e do g s a t w ork one d en ly a s it had appeared. Dominion of Canada and A flock o f sh e e p lh a t le isu r e ly p a ss by N o rth ern Mexico O ne a fte r one. th e soun d o f rain and d ay in th is m an n er, blit not until th ey G e n e r a l B n le it' I i I k C ia n r . b ees ON O N E SID E, P ay n fiister G eneral B ates is th e p ro u d had k illed o ver tw e n ty . A fte r a few M u rm u ring, th e fall o f riv ers, w in ds p o ssesso r of w h a t is p ro b ab ly th e d a y s th e y re a p p e a re d an d killed a b o u t and seas. Min of the World S m o o th field s, w h ite s h e e ts o f w a ter and la rg e st cig a r in th e w orld. I t is a th e sa m e n u m b er before th e hired m an O N T H E O T H E R S ID E . pure sky. p ro d u ct o f the P h ilip p in es a n d w as tlie a p p e a re d on th e sc en e w ith a gun. 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In ag es in a case o f th is k in d .—M apes l: K ven thui 1 lu st n ig h t and tw o n ig h ts m ore « n o te acco m p an y in g th e g ift M ajor R u ra l N ew Y orker. Only £7.80 a Year. I Lay And ¿out»] n o t w in thee. Sleep, b y a n y C om egys sc vs: “ 1 se n d you th e la rg e s t i F i x i n g If . A ddress cig a r you have ev er seen —a t least th e ste a lth ; “ My p rice,” sa id th e m e rc h a n t w ho S o do not let m e w ea r to n ig h t a w a y ; M H dc YOUNC1, la rg e st I h av e ev er seen. It is m ade of had beeu «*ked to fix one fo r his b u ti- Proprietor. W ith o u t th ee w h a t is all th e m o rn in g 's n n u m b er o f th e finest b ra n d s o f to n«»ss aird w h o w a s q u ite w illin g to sell •*S«n KianeUcn Ohmnlele.” w ea lth ? It w as tint, ‘ is $150.000; not a ce n t Irsn.” C om e, b lessed barrier b etw een d a y and bacco g row n in tlie islan d s. 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T o th e rocks 1 ca llin g . sing and all the tree s In th e w oods: To th e p la in s o f th e p o em s o f heroes. In th e p ra iries sp rea d in g w ide. To th e faroff sea and th e u n seen w .n d s and the sa m e Im palpab le air, Aud rospoudUig they answ er all - W a lt W h ltS M | CATARRH The treatm ent of C atarrh w i t h antiseptic and astringent washes, lotions, salves, medicated tobacco a n d c ig a r e tte s o r a n y e x te r n a l o r lo c a l a p p lic a tio n , is j u s t a s se n s e le s s a s w o u ld b e k i n d l i n g a fire o n t«>p of th e p o t to m a k e i t b o il. T ru e , th e s e g iv e te m p o r a ry relief, b u t t h e c a v itie s a n d p a s s a g e s of th e h e a d a n d th e b ro n c h ia l tu b e s so o n fill u p a g a in w ith m u c u s . Taking c o ld is the f ir s t step towards C a ta r r h , for it c h e c k s perspiration, ami the poisonous a c id s and v a p o rs w h ic h should pass off through the s k in , are ^ th ro w n h a c k upon the mucous membrane or inner s k in , ¿ j producing inflammation ami excessive flow of mucus, much o f which is absorbed into the blood, and through the circulation re a c h e s every part of the system, involving the Stomach, Kidneys and other p a r ts of the body. When the disease assumes the dry form, the breath b eco m es exceedingly foul, blinding headaches arc frequent, the eyes red, h e a r in g affected nml a constant ringing in the ears. No remedy that does not reach the polluted blood can cure Catarrh. S. S. S. expels from tlie circulation nil offensive matter, and when rich, pure blood is again coursing through the body the mucous membranes become healthy and the skin active, all the disagreeable, painful symptoms disap pear, and a permanent, thorough cure is effected. S. S. S. being a strictly vegetable blood purifier does n«*t derange the Stomach and d ig e s tio n , but the appetite and general health rapidly improve under its tonic effects. Write us al»out your case and get the best medical advice free. B o o k on b lo o d and skin diseases sent on applicati >n. t h c i w i r r s p c c i r i c c o . . a « u of i(T«*nl?i|? H o r n e » * L e a » . B e cretsry H itch co ck re p o rts tb a l th e r e a re now fifty -fo u r fo rest reserves, e m b racin g liO.tHlb.OUO acres. T h is Is a good s ta rt, b u t w e need m ore.—F ro rl- delict* J o u r n a l T iie th r e a t m ad e lu th e G erm an reiebs- ta g th a t tin* em p ire w ill show hei te e th to th e U nited S ta b ’s w as iujudi- d o n s . U ncle Sam is n very sk illfu l d e n tist. B oston A dv ertiser. ( h a m b e rla lp ’s w o rd s co n cern in g hi« A m erican w ife, “ I h a v e found her my b est frien d an d tr u e s t comrade,** coim a s a ra y of lig h t th ro u g h clo u d s in this era o f T h e ra p id tire d iv o rce su it.—New York W orld. T h e re is one ra ilro a d com bin atio n w h ich th e pub lic will u n h esita tin g ly ap p ro v e, no m a tte r to w h a t len g th it m ay go—th e co m b in atio n of railro ad co m p an ies to s ta m p o u t tra in robbery. —O m ah a Bee. In tim e in te rn a tio n a l n rh .(ra tio n m ay d e m o n s tra te th e w isdom o f th e creatio n of th e c o u rt of a rb itra tio n a t T he H a g u e by th e g ra d u a l e sta b lish m e n t of p reced en ts su p p le m e n ta ry to and e v e n tu a lly fo rm in g a comi>ou»*nt p a rt of re»*ognized in te rn a tio n a l la w .—M in n eap o lis Tim es. C U R T A IN CALLS. . L o uis M ann is su fferin g from a se ri o u s th r o a t trouble. Signora D use h a s decid ed to ab an d o n h er p ro jected A u s tra lia n tour. “ Mr. B lue B e ard ” o p en s a t th e K nick erb o ck er th e a te r, New York, in J a n u ary . It is sta te d th a t “ A lt H eid elb erg ” m ay be adapt«*«! au d pr«xluced by the S h u b e rt b ro th ers. C h a rle s B rad ley h a s w ritte n a new com edy for Hie B o sto n ian s called “T he Q ueen of th e A d ria tic .” J a m e s \V. M orrissey h as becom e the b u sin e ss m a n a g e r fo r Miss Nance O’Neil fo r u sp a ce o f th re e y ears. “ L o v ers' L an e” will be p lay ed lu A u stra lia n ex t su m m e r by th e sa m e, co m p an y to he seen th e re iu “ W ay D o w n E a s t.” L ouis Ja m e s a n d Fre«lerick W ard« a rc sa id to be m a k in g a g re a t success w ith th e ir new p ro d u ctio n of S h a k e s p e a re ’s “T em p est.” A n ew sp ap er in ixorvVay recen tly co n tain ed th e fo llow ing a d v e rtise m e n t: “ I, th e u n d ersig n ed , d e c la re th a t, th ro u g h a iv g re tta b le m istak e, I cir eu lu ted th e ru m o r th a t th e coffee house keeper, J o rg e n H o n rik sen . h ad d ru n k a g la ss of beer. 1 h u m b ly ap ologize to Mr. H o n rik sen for th is u n fo u n d ed Im p u ta tio n . O laf F. Lien.” A ch ild d isco v ered w a n d erin g in th e s tre e ts o f P a ris r«*contly w as found to h a v e had h er finger n ails to rn out. LAW P O IN T S . U pon b ein g q u estio n e d he said th a t th is w a s done by his p a re n ts. T he A bona lìti«* purchas«»»* a t sh eriff’s sale p a re n ts w ere found a n d a rre ste d . T hey w ho h ad p aid th e p u rc h a se m oney w ere h a b itu a l d ru n k a rd s , bo th o f them , w ith o u t notice* o f a n <*quity is held in a n d a d m itte d th a t th ey h ad “ p u n ish e d ” Jo h n so u v e rsu s Bq ui ta b le S ecu rities th e lad b ecau se he would not go out co m p an y (Ga.). 5(» L. R. A. Ud3. to bo a n d beg fo r them . en titled to p ro tectio n a g a in s t th e sam e. T h e o ctu p lex sy stem o f ty p o g rap h ic A w o m an ’s su b s e q u e n t m a rria g e is to W rn p liy Invented by tlie la te P ro held in K elly versus. S tevenson (M inn.), fesso r R o w lan d o f J o h n s H o p k in s uni | 50 L. A. R. 754, not to revoke a w ill v e rsity w ill e n a b le 18.000 w o rd s p«*r m ad e by her, tlx* ru le o f th e com m on h o u r to be se n t o v er a sin g le w ire by la w to th e c o n tra ry h av in g beeu a b ro tw e n ty o p erato rs. T h is sy stem Is now gate«! by a s ta tu te c o n fe rrin g on m a r b ain g te s te d by th e g e n e ra l teleg rap h ic ried w om en te s tu m e n ta ry cap ac ity . d e p a rtm e n t o f G erm an y . T h e H u ghes T h e s ta tu te of lim ita tio n s a g a in s t a n sy stem , w h ich h as tlie widest, use, chd actio n on a ju d g m e n t is held in C iti h an d le b u t 2,200 w o rd s p e r hour. zen s’ N atio n al b an k v ersu s L u c a s (W ash.», 5<J L. A. R. 812, to begin to ru n from tlx* tim e rif its ren d itio n aixl T h e O l y m p i a n Git m e » . n o t from th e e x p ira tio n of th e tim e C h ic a g o ¡ iu v f u p t h e O l y m p ia n gnruea d u rin g w hich ex ecu tio n can be issued t o the- L o u is ia n a P u r c h a s e e x p o s it io n , on it. Chronicle L iijh If you w a n t to stiffen a h o rse’s legs so a s to m ak e him a n o b je c t o f sy m p a th y to human«* people an d of d isg u st to “ h o rsy ” people, keep him sta n d in g on a laird floor a n d o ccasio n ally d riv e him ra p id ly o ver a co b b lesto n e p av e m en t. A cco rd in g to F arm a n d R an ch , th is h as been o ften trieil a n d is a lw a y s WASHINGTON L E TTE R R e v e rs b e M ap ? X**w Y orL Anjro* « o w n f i t u e i . i M u u . A t a recen t co m b in atio n sal«» of An- g u s c a ttle iu C h icag o th e b u lls w ere w ith d ra w n lx a u se of th e luck o f d e m und. Howe v« r. cow s w e re w an ted , a n d th e t«'t:;l of six ty five h ead aver- ag ed $431. Th. fo u rteen b u lls a v e ra g e d a b o u t $180. Tin* co n sig n o rs w ere am o n g th e le; d in g A ngus m en In th e co u n try . DIAMOND DYES. Branch Oltloe, tQ6 F Ht^ Washington. 1>. C’. T he r n u r r . Paine’s Celery Compound 7VND T V r T ~ _/-. i on t_. xi T t o b e h e ld in ! 1HH, a s t h e r e s u lt o f n c o n fe r e n c e o f th e e x e c u tiv e c o m m it t e e . T h e p t iu ie s ¡ir e t o l.e c a r r ie d o u t a c c o r d in g t o t h e o r ig in a l C h i c a g o p la n B r ' g h t ’s D i s e a s e . T h e 1-irgi .a - u n i e v e r p a id fo r a p re •a ri- i o n , c h a n g e d h a n d s il l S a n K r a n - ,. (.(, V u g iM 3 0 ! h . 1901 T ill- t - a m - f ii v o lv e d i n c o i n a n d s t o c k $ 1 1 2 ,5 0 0 m d W as p a III b y a p a i i y u l b u s i n e s s Ml ■ n fur ¡1 -p* ri'lic fo r B r i g h t ' s d is e a s e and d i a b e t e s , h i t h e r t o i n c u r e U e d is- ,.a .-e s. T h e y ....... in i n e e d i n e . - e i i u u s o iv e s ! ¡¿ a ! io n o f t h e s p e r ii u N i a ' u n h er I 5 l h , I lM I T h e y in t i -v ie w e d c o n s ¡ 4 t h e c u r e d a n d t r ie d it o u t. o n i'- in e n iH b y p u l l i n g o v e r t h r o e d o z e n e - e s i n t h e tr i a l m e i i t n m l w .it e h t n t t In n i. T h e y a ls o g o t p l i y - i i iMi,« l e I m e c h r o n ic , in c u r a b le c a .e s . an d o T l i i n i tt-red i t w it h t h e p h y s i c i a n s or ju d g e » . U p t o A u g is t. 2 5 t h , e i g h t y . ii p e r r e n t o f Mi le s i e a s e s w e i e e i h e r w e d o r p i o g r e s s i o g f a v o r a b ly . IT iere b e i n g h u i I h it t e e n p e r c e n t o l hi i i it r e s , t in p a r l i e s w e n s n t i .t i e * 1 a n d • • l o . e d t h e li n n s . I C ! i o n . T h e p o , e - e d ju g s o f th e in v e s t ig a t in g c o m m itt e e a n il t h e c l i n i c a l r e p o r t s o f t h e tes' e a s e , w e r e p u b l i s h e d a n d w ill lie m iiil- -I fri-e tin a p p i i e a t i o n . A d d ress J o h n .1 I ' e l t o n C o u i p a u y , 4 2 0 M o n t g o m e r y s tr e e t. S u n F r a n c is c o , C a lifo r n ia . SO U TH ER N P A C IF IC TIM E TA BLE CORVALLIS MAIL—DAILY 7 -SO a in Lv................ Portlaml..................Ar 10 40 u m Lv.................. Dsanr..................... ^ 11:4ft p m Ar......... Corvallis......... Lv At AUnui v iiml Corvallis connect with OrcRon Central ami Kastern railroad. 5;ft0 p in 29« I* ni 1:20 pm trains ol DALLAS PAS 8 EKGKK—DAILY, EX. SUNDAY YAMHILL DIVISION: Partsenjfcr depot foot of Jcffcr-on xtrret AJKI.IL FREIGHT—TKI WEEKLY Leave 7:40 a m ....... Portland.........Arrive 3:32pm |.ea> c 3:ft0 p m .............. D dias........ Arrive 8:20 a ni Arrive ft.05 p m ......... Airlie...........Leave 7 00 a m Ccrvallis & Eastern Railroad. T IM E C A R D k O ' No 2 fo r Y iiq u iiia : Lexvt;« A lL jiny ................. 1*2 :4 6 T e a ve» Corvi»Bis .............. . 2 : 0 0 A » rive« Y x q x ìn tt .............. . (> .2 5 j N o 1 r* * trrn in g : . (» :4 5 I. 1 HV «»8 Y « 1*1 ili \ ■ i e x v rs (V rv a liri 11 30 N _:x_____ It 1 oo !: h a s if th e ro ar of C an n o n w ould be h eard d aily iu th e n e x t con g re ss.—B oston (Rohe. M r. F ric k is now ex p ected to give Mr. C arn eg ie a f«»w lessons in how to avoid d y in g poor. - W ash in g to n S tar. T h ey say C itizen G eorge F ra n c is T ra in d ic ta te d his a u to b io g rap h y , ju s t p u b lish ed , in th irty -fiv e hours. H e is u so rt of lig h tn in g expr«*ss T ra in , u s it w ere.—E x ch an g e. Jo h n I). R ockefeller. J r * is still p re a c h in g on th e u selessn ess o f g re a t rich es. P re tty soon he will lay h im self liab le to being su sp ected of being a h u m o rist.—B oston H erald . RECENT IN V E N T IO N S . An E n g lish m a n h as in v en ted a b rick lay in g m ach in e w h ich lays an d m or ta r s th e bricks. T orch o n lace of an y p a tte rn can now be m ade by one m achine, o w in g to a re c e n t in v en tio n iu Vienna. An In d ian a in v e n to r h as p a te n te d a d ev ice by w h ich h o rses h itched in th e ir sta lls will be reliev ed a u to m a tic a lly if tlie s ta b le c a tc h e s Are. A D an ish in v e n to r h as succeeded iu p ro d u cin g ch em ically a new m a te ria l for p la s tic a r t. “ te r ra lit.” it can be m ad e to look like copper, m arb le, bronze, p o rcelain o r ceram ic w are. P U B L IC IT Y . 4:C0 p ui Lv................ 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F o r fu rilo i in fo * m a iio n appi)* to E I » v\ IN 8 FON E . m a n a g e r. J . T U K N E R , « g e n i, A lb x n y . 11. H . C K o N l f t E , H geut, C u rv a tila In th e m a tte r o f p ress v ersu s p u lp it th e re ’s only one th in g left fo r th e la tte r —a d v e rtise in th e fo rm er.—N ew spaper- dora. T h e re a re few ads. th a t will b rin g enough d irect r e tu rn s to p ay a profit o v e r a n d above tlie co st of th e ad. It is in th e su b se q u e n t a n d re p e a t o rd e rs th a t th e p rofit is m ade.—W estern M onthly. E v e ry m an m u st blow bis ow n horn n o w ad ay s, an d ju d ic io u s a d v e rtisin g is th e g re a t h o rn th a t en ab les m an y to m ak e th em se lv e s h e a rd In din of com p etitio n .—Je w e le rs’ C ircu lar-W eek ly . C O L L E G E AND S C H O O L . T h e s u p e rin te n d e n t o f th e P h ila d e l ph ia p u b lic sch«x>ls sa y s good sp ellers a r e born an d not m ade. K nox college, T oronto, h a s offered th e c h a ir of ap o lo g etics an d homiletics« l«*ft v a c a n t by tlx* d entil o f P ro fesso r H o llid ay D ouglass, to th e Rev. Jo h n K eltnan of E d in b u rg h . P re sid e n t C apen of T u fts college con sid e rs tlie p ro position w hich is being discu ssed in college circles fo r a tw o y e a rs’ co u rse fo r a n A. B. d eg ree a s a m en ace to th e sm a lle r colleges. T O W N T O P IC S . T h e tro u b le w ith th a t tw e n ty m ile tro lley Car rid e fo r 5 c. n ts In C h icag o is th e sa m e n s w ith th e tw e lv e m ile rid e Iu G re a te r Boston. T h e m u te is one over w h ich h a rd ly an y laxly w a n ts to go.—B oston A d v ert is« r. T h ere o u g h t to he one s tre e t by w h ich a stra n g e r In St. Louis could g et to th e Union stn tio u a t n ig h t w ith o u t d a n g er of b eing held up. T h is isn ’t a s k in g m uch for “th e new St. L ouis.” —St. L ouis G lobe-D em ocrat.