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DALLAS OREGON JANUARY 9, 1903
VOL. X X X.
rounuiftL. slightly poiuted. w ith a thick
Bloom o v ersp read lug Us p u rp le color
t o d do tted w ith green an d w h ite spots.
T h e q u ality (s chi lined to be ex cellen t
t o d th e tree it vigorous au d a good
bearer.
I.. N . W O O D S , M. 0 .
Physician and Surgeon.
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simlht ,
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Ton* o f Food
C L O T IL D E SCfUPERT.
Th«? H o s e F o r t h e M i l l i o n —A p p r e c l «
nt«*«l l»y t h e A m a t e u r « .
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vVo‘u v # tli# only not of :ib#lr.K t books in Polk
, ,i\v
ItoluM o #"Str:u'U t o r nisi i ed, »nil iiM-nty to
vii. Vo <:oiuiui*utioit chirifiid o:i loans. Rooms *
i j :j ‘.Vils-Mi's block. Dallas
C lotilde S oilpert Is usefu l w h erev er
I*»ses uuty be w o w n , c ith e r for pot c u l­
tu re or bedding purposes. It is a lm o st
hnrd.v in th e la titu d e of New York an d
ra n lie grow n f a rth e r n o rth if p ro te c t­
ed from h ard freezin g an d w in ter sun-
Pirht. It is covered w ith larg e bios*
J. L. COLLINS,
jniey and Counselor at Law,
s o lic ito r iu
C b a u c rry .
i ,;. i
In practice of his p ro fessio n in th is place
40 n l th ir ty years, a nd will a tte n d to all business
4-'c d to Ids a re . Oltice, c o rn e r M ain a n d C o u rt
s : i .¡las, i’olk Co, Or
I. H . T ow nhknd
J N. I I aut
T O W N S E N D & H A IIT ,
ATTO R N tY S -A T -L A W .
» ¡ice i p s ta ir i in O dd F ello w » ’ new
•luck.
-v \ L L A a ,
-
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O B E O O N .
OSCAR H A YTiSR .
O tiiee u p s ta ir s in C a iu p b 11’ s im ilil
in g .
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OREGON.
CL U STE R O F C L O T IL D E SO U PEK T ROSES.
Boms a t all tim es w hen In g ro w th and
h as h ealth y , glossy foliage, seldom a f ­
1 . L. HUTL.KII
E F . COAI>
fected by an y disease.
B U T L E R A COAD
A fte r tr ia ls ex ten d in g over ten y e a rs
w e value C lotilde S o u p ert so highly
Attorneys-at-Law
th a t w e would re ta in it to th e exclu­
DALLAS. OREGON.
sion of a ll o th e r v arieties If forced to
W ill p ra c tic e in a ll c o u r ts . Office, co n ten t ourselves w ith one rose, say s
over bank.
R u ral New Y orker in illu stra tin g a
clu ste r of bloom s. W hile invaluable
for th e border or w indow g ard en . It is
Robert A. Miller,
of no use to th e g ro w er of c u t blooms,
a
s only v arieties b earin g large Individ­
A T T O R N E Y -A T -L A W
ual ‘bloom s on long ste m s a re w an ted
for th a t purpose. I t is. how ever, the
Oregon City J* Oregor
rose for th e m illion an d is g re a tly a p ­
K uom 3, W e in h a rd b u d d in g
preciated by am a te u rs.
W hen th e gro u n d begins to freeze,
O p p o site C o u rth o u s e .
th e p la n t m ay be lig h tly covered w ith
coarse stra w or reeds an d la te r w ith
L a n d t i tle s a n d la n d ofliee b u sin e ss ev ergreen boughs, w here procurable,
• s p e c ia lty .
or it m ay be potted up f o r a su n n y w in ­
E x -R e g is te r O reg o n C ity la u d office. dow. W here th e clim a te is too severe
for sa fe ty o utdo ors th e rose m ay be
lifte d an d planned In a box of e a rth ,
w ith a few holes in th e bottom for
V. .J . M A R T I N ,
d rain ag e. T h e box m ay he kept in a
sp a re r o o m /V h e r e m oderate freezing
P A IN T E R ,
will do no harm if it is not w arm
H o u se , sig n a n d o r n a m e n t a l , g ra in - enough to s ta r t g ro w th d u rin g th e in­
terv als. T h e soil should be kept q u ite
u g . k a ls o m in g a n d p a p e r h a n g in g .
m oist an d th e endeavor m ade to have
th e p la n t d o rm an t d u rin g cold w e a th ­
D A LLA H ,
O H EO O N
er. T h e d elicate b lush an d w h ite Clo­
tild e S oupert will a lw a y s be m ost a d ­
m ired.
MOTOR TIME TABLE.
T h e C a l l m y r n a F i x I ml ns try Aa na red .
Leaves Independence for M onm outh and Airlie -
7:30 a ra
3;30 p ni
Leaves Indejiendnce for
M onm outh and Dallas -
11:10 a m
(116 p m
l.cav< s M onm outh for Airlie —
.r0 a iu
3:60 p m
Leaves M onm outh for Dallas—
1 20 a in
’ :S0 p m
weaves Airlie for M onm out i and Independence—
U:00 a in
•
6 P >«
Leaves Dallas for M oum ouili an In.ie en J*n ie -
1:00 p m
7 30 p m .
K. C. CRAVEN
B. E. WILLIAMS
H i« .i.ts n l.
< » i.h ls r .
W . C. VA SSA LL, a s s i s t a n t C a s h ie r
If A L L A 8
OF
C lll
DALLAS,
LAAh
OH LOON,
T r a n s a c ts a g e n e ra l b a n k in g nuei-
jrriH in all its b r a n c h e s ; b u y s a n d sells
¿ ¿ c h a n g e o n p r in c ip a l p o in ts in th e
U n ite d S t a t e s ; m a k e s c o lle c tio n s o n all
p o in ts in th e P acific N o r th w e s t; lo an s
m o n ey a n d d is c o u n ts p a p e r a t th e best
r a t e s ; allow in te re s t o n tim e d eposits.
i ' v u it
OR. J O R D A N ’S « u t I 1
NUSEU» OF AMTOHYi
m i l i u t ? sT., i n F in n s« , cil .
T b # l.a m je a t A n a to m ic a l M u • u r n In tb #
W o ri.l
' v r . t i i . v f i » r a n y r . n tm c tn r t
d i t « . « p * a l « < v r l j r r a r a d !<y t h e oM « * t
f c p o o a u . i o n i J m ( M i l
E a t. j * y e a r s .
M . JORDAN -DISIASIS Of MEN #
■ Y I ’ H I I . M th o r o u g h ly e r a d ic a te d
f ro m \y - .te s ’ w ith o u t th e u se u i M e r e u r y
T r a o a a a f itte d h y a n H X p ert. R a J I -
w l r a r e fo r R e y l a r e . A ((tu ck a n d
m d ic a l c u r e f a r ■ • « l e e . ■ l u a r e a n d
■ r i a t a l w . h y D r. J o r d a n ’s s p e c ia l p a in
le a s m e t h .¡Is.
_______ J f r e e a n d stri< f ly p r le a ta . T r e a rm # « « p e r-
a o tm iiy o r b y le t t e r
A
> V i in e r e r v a m
l • f i u - k t k . W r i t e f o r R o o k »•»« i . O N O P R V o f
’ t U N h l A D C . M A IL E D K ttk F . f A r a l u e h ’ 'b o o k
f e r m e * . ) C a ll o r w ru e
A F re sn o county (Cal.) correspondent
w rite s to A m erican A g ric u ltu rist: T he
cnlim yrna fig crop on our place is
com ing up fully to ou r ex pectations.
T h e fru it Is o f the very best q u a lity
and. iu my oplnlon.^V ill be fa r supe­
rior to ou r p ack of last year. T here
will also be a very con sid erab le in ­
crease in th e to n n ag e over la s t season
provided th a t we do not have rains, in
w hich event th e crop w ould be som e­
w h a t cu rtailed . O rders for th e goods
a re a lre a d y com ing iu from C hicago,
N ew York. Des Moines. St. L ouis an d
m any o th er ea ste rn points. T h e indi­
catio n s a re th a t we will not have
enough tigs to fill ou r orders. T h ere is
no d oubt th a t th is in d u stry h as a
g re a t f u tu re not only in Uns sta te , b ut
in th e w arm er p a rts of A rizona. New
M exico, old Mexico pu d T exas. I be­
lieve th e figs can also be successfully
grow n in th e H a w a iia n Isla n d s an d
A u stra lia . T here h as been m ore or
less apprehension th a t we w ould not
be ab le to retain th e In se c t b u t th e
ex periences of th e la s t tw o y e a rs in
tliie sta te , th e w in te rs hav in g been th e
coldest for over fifteen y e a rs an d th e
Insects hav in g su rv iv ed th ro u g h them
w ith o u t receiving an y in ju ry . Is, I
th in k , proof enough th a t th e insect
q uestion in connection w ith th is su b ­
je c t is settled once a n d for all.
D in e
In
th e
H ydm nxea.
A m erican G a rd en in g ex p resses th e
opinion th a t th e color of H y d ra n g e a
I b o rten sis a ro u n d New York a n d a few
i neighboring cities w as th is y e a r m ore
n jmdan a c o . io s i err*« s t . * r
generally blue th a n had been noticed
, fo r som e y e a rs previous. T h e norm al
color is a clear, light pink, not by an y
I m eans definitely fixed, but seem ingly
hav in g a c e rta in degree of in ten sity In
I individual plants. By m any g a rd e n e rs
TRUCKM AN.
find. Indeed, m ost a m a te u rs th e blue
J color Is regard«*! a s the acm e of per
D a lia n : O r e ? o n
feet ion. Blue in a flow er a lw a y s calls
! fo rth duii ra t Ion. It is the ra re s t of
A ( s ir s h a re of p a tr o n a g e solicited ell flora 1 colors an d besides its ¡esthetic
nri all « -ite rs p r o m p tly filled
v alue se rv es t purpose w hich re n d e rs
it p a rtic u la rly vnlt.:.l>U* in sm all g a r ­
dens. T h e effect o f bine, a s is Well
know n, is to in crease th e a p p a re n t dis­
ta n ce; th u s l?!ne In a lands« ..pe seem s
to ad d enorm ously to th e d e p th of th e
view ; therefor** in a g ard en blue gives
th e effect of b re a d th a n d d ep th w hich
— ALL E IJ fP N O F —
Is o th erw ise lacking.
J. W. MORRISON.
Dallas Foundry!
IRON WORK TO ORDER
Repairing Promptly Done.
CD. BIDDLE,
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PROP.,
O c to b e r
P n r p lr
P lu m .
T h e O ctofier P urple, a recen t a d d i­
tio n to th e fist, is a late Ja p a n e se kind
for th e ta b le a n d m arkM . It
!* m
Coughing
F o r th e A t la n tis .
C om m enting on th e tr ‘tneudous
am o u n t of food consum ed ou th e a v e r­
age A tla n tic liner riow adays, a w rite r
In th e S pringtield H epublicun sa y s: “ A t
8 com es tli m onu m en tal b re a k fa s t; a t
11 th e deck ste w a rd fills up th e com a-
tow* figures in th e m orgue w ith th eir
beef tea from those thick, obese E n g ­
lish cups; a t 1 th e m aglianiuious lunch
eon; u t 5 th e sleepers a ssa u lte d by the
deck s te w a rd a g a in ; a t 7 th e aw esom e
E n g lish d in n e r; a t 9:30 a trillin g lunch
to ballast you for bed. B esides th is b a r­
b aric m ounds of sa n d w ich es, olives,
cheese, crack ers, p erp etu ally sta re you
in tin* face in th e sm oking room . Food,
food, food; th e sight a n d sm ell of it
p u rsu e th e u n w illin g sto m ach In every
corner of th e place; food ta s te d , w a s t­
ed, th ro w n aw ay . T h e re is one port
hole on th e ste erag e deck, from the
galley a p p aren tly , w h ich belches it
fo rth In a co ntinuous s tre a m —h a lf
loves of bread, g re a t re m n a n ts of m eat:
w e have left a trull of It acro ss th e A t­
lantic. I f som e one w ould only e s t i - <
m a te th e tons of w a s te d food w hich I
a re a n n u a lly th ro w n into th e A tlan tic j
or could c a lc u la te how m uch c h eap e r j
th e s e ste a m sh ip com panies could give j
us ou r tra v e l if th ey su b s titu te d plain,
se lf resp ec tin g fa re fo r th is gilded glut- |
tony, it w ould c e rta in ly l»e in te re stin g
a n d w o rth w hile.
Tli«? G u i l l o t i n e
A tto rn e y a t-L iiw .
DALLAS
,__
n n tl
It*
In v e n to r.
One of th e m ost w idely d issem in ated
of p o p u lar e rro rs is th a t I)r. G uillotin
Invented th e grim m ach in e w hich still
b e a rs th e nam e. T h e re a l in v e n to r of
th is sin iste r co n triv a n c e w a s Dr.
Louis, a w ell know n m edical m an an d
p e rm a n e n t se c re ta ry of th e P a risia n
School of Medicine, or A cadem ie de
M edicine.
D r. G uillotin, w ho died in 1814, en er­
getically b u t vainly p ro tested a g a in s t
th e use of his nam e in connection w ith
th is d isa g reea b le su b je c t—an evidence,
if one w ere w an ted , of th e g r e a t diffi­
c u lty th e re is of co rre ctin g a po p u lar
error. N eedless to say th a t th e legend
th a t Dr. G uillotin w a s am o n g th e vic­
tim s of his frie n d ’s ingenious an d m er­
cifu l in stru m e n t of d e stru c tio n is
w holly ap o cry p h al. H e died a t a good
old ag e an d In his tied, su rro u n d e d by
his children, who, how ever, obtained
perm ission to ch an g e th e ir nam e.
.- given up to lie with
‘ « I w as
quick co n su m p tio n . 1 ‘h e n began
to u se A y er’s C herry P ecto ral. I
im proved a t o n c e , t n i am now in
perfect h ealtl ’— 1 ‘
T. H a rt­
m a n , G ib bsto * n , N v
It’s too ri<ky, Paying
with your cough.
The first thing you
know it w ill be down
deep in your lungs and
the play will be over. Be­
gin early wi t h Ayer’s
Cherry Pectoral and stop
the cough.
CLEARANCE SALE.
WE SHALL BEGIN ON
CHRISTMAS DAY >
Every item in our dry goods and
shoe departments at prices that
will be very satisfactory to our cus­
tomers. Do not miss this oppor­
tunity. Come at your earliest con­
venience. W e expect to be very
busy and will likely not have time
to invite you again.
Three « lie s : 25c., 59c., SI. All d ru n la ts.
C onsult y o u r doctor. I t he «ays ta k e it,
th a n do as h e says. I f he te lls you n o t
to ta k e It, th e n d o n ’t ta k e It. H e know s.
L eave i t w ith him . W e a re w illing.
J . 0 . A Y ER CO., L ow ell. M ast.
NEW
D E C O R A T IV E
BROWN & ELLIS.
FTRN.
t Handsome
L ik ely
S p o r t <»( t h e lloMton.
t o lie V e r y l ’ o p u l o r .
A new d eco rativ e fern a n d one of
m ost, h an d so m e a p p earan ce is now
being In tro d u ced to notice u n d er th e
n am e of N ephrolepls piersoni. Its h is­
tory a s g iv en In A m erican G ardening,
w h ich Illu stra te s it, show s i t to be a
v a rie ty of th e well know n Boston fern.
In d eco rativ e effect th e new sp o rt so
f a r o u td ista n c e s th e o riginal v ariety
t h a t th e re is positively no com parison
to be m ade, acco rd in g to th e a u th o rity
m entioned. T h e p ictu re gives a good
idea of th e c h a ra c te r of th e fronds.
T h e new fe rn h as all th e clio racteris-
tic s of th e Boston fern a s f a r a s ease
of g ro w th , g en eral h ard in ess, u se fu l­
ness, etc., a r e concerned, b u t is m uch
m ore g ra c e fu l and' is e n tirely different
from a n y otliei fei ^ In gencr; l c u lti­
v atio n , th * w t
*• iW *. '
,<? fr*iiM j
a s it grow g bei
• :ut-chtm ' '..e c « * 1
r
'-~á&í£T
ÌS T
FRUi
0 //V G .
C u ttle fe e d e rs a r e co n fro n ted "with a
h a rd problem th is y ear. W ith a n a b u n ­
d a n t corn cro p w h ich th ey w ish a n d
|
o u g h t to co n v ert in to b eef a n d pork
j
th ey find fe ed in g c a ttle f a r h ig h er th a n
j
th e p ro b ab le f u tu re of th e m a rk e t w ill
!
ju s tify . Good b u t not fa n c y feeder*
!
a re co stin g $5 per h u n d re d w e ig h t or
m ore in th e feed lots now , a n d it Is
I
h ard to b u y th em fo r e a rly delivery,
Miss H a. M. Snyder,
th e o w n ers d e sirin g to m u k e all th e
T r e a s u r e r o f H ie
w eig h t th ey can on th e a b u n d a n t p a s­
B r o o k l y n L m f E n d A r t «T u b .
tu re. A t su ch p rices it Is e v id e n t th a t
“ II women would piv more attention to
f a t c a ttle will h a v e to sell a t p retty
their health we would have more happy
good figures to p ay fo r th e corn th ey
wives, mothers and daughters, and if they
would observe results they would find
eat, fo r th ey a re n o t g oing to e a t v ery
that the doctors* prescriptions do not
ch e a p corn. T he hog end o f th e p ro b ­
perform the many cures they are given
lem is Ju st a s p erp lex in g . C a ttle hogs
credit for.
a r e h ard to find a n d fu rth e rm o re th e y
“ h* consulting with my druggist he ad­
a r e h a rd to b uy so th a t th e y w ill p ay
vised McElree’s Wine of Lardui and Thed-
fo r th e ir g rain . F eed ers a r e h e sita tin g
ford's Black-Draught, and so I took it and
w ith th e ex ception o f a few w ho h av e
have every reason to thank him for a new
th e nerv e to pay th e b ig p rices for
life opened up to me with restored health,
and it only took three months to cure me.”
stock th a t will finish w ith a sh o rt feed.
M o q t il V i l l a g e C r i e r s .
And probably it Is a s w ell to h e s ita te
W ine of C ardui is a regulator of the
A m ong th e p ictu resq u e fe a tu re s o f j
now a s to ta k e th e long ch a n c e s w ith
T H E PIE R S O N FERN.
m enstrual functions and is a most as­
life in th e Moqul villages a re th e to w n
c
a
ttle
th
a
t
req
u
ire
a
long
feed.
T
h
e
e
x
­
to
n
ishing tonic for women. It cure«
criers, w ho ta k e th e place of th e d a ily ; cu rled p arsley . T h e fronds, on account te n t of feeding will be co n sid erab ly d e­
scanty, suppressed, too frequent, irreg­
n ew sp ap ers In ,c iv iliz e d com m unities, of th e ir su b d iv isio n s, a r e v ery full an d term in e d by th e f u tu re p rices of feed ­
ular and painful m enstruation, falling
j T h e re are tw o o f th ese fu n ctio n aries, broad, a n d o w in g to th e ir b re a d th an d in g steers, an d u n less th ey a r e ch eap e r
of the womb, whites and flooding
w eig h t th ey assu m e a m uch m ore j
is helpful when approaching woman­
one rep re sen tin g th e “ bostiles” an d th e
g racefu l a p p e a ra n c e th a n th e Boston a good m any lots w ill be w ith o u t th eir
hood, d u rin g pregnancy, after child­
| o th er th e “ frien d lies,” th e opposing po- j
fern , d ro o p in g low dow n on all sides in u su a l n u m b er.—N atio n al K teekiuan.
b irth am i in change of life. It fre-
Utica 1 p a rtie s in th e Tu&uyau villages.
P rofitab le F a t t e n l n x Feed.
a rc h in g cu rv es.
quently b rin g s a dear baby to homes
T w ice a d ay th e s e officials ascen d to
th a t have been barren for years. All
A bunch of 400 ste e rs fed n t C la re n ­
L ike th e Boston fern , it is su itab le
; th e housetops and, w ra p p e d in th eir
dru g g ists have $1.00 bottles of W ine
for house cu ltu re. It is a m agnificent j don, T ex,. Ujst w in te r n e tte d tlie feeti
sc a rle t b lankets, th e ir figures o u tlin ed
of Cardui
p la n t fo r g reen h o u se a n d co n serv a to ry
a g a in s t th e clear blue sky, call o u t in
d eco ratio n ; in fact, it is a p la n t th a t
I long d raw n , reso n a n t tones w h a te v e r ap p e a ls to ev ery one, a n d on th a t a c ­
! an n o u n cem en t or record o f to w n h ap ­ co u n t is likely to be eonsider<*d m ore
penings m ay be in order.
v alu ab le th a n tin* B oston fern, a p lan t
w hich h as hail th e m ost phenom enal
Tl»«* W o e * o f C m |»I<1.
sa le o f a n y one p lan t th a t lias ev er
<T $10* tier h e a d p ro fit T h e c a ttle w ere
•‘Men Is sho’ fickle,” sa id M iss M iam i been grow n.
fed on kaffir corn a n d sorghum , w ith a
B row n. “ D ey goes back on you on de
em ail p erc e n ta g e of cotto n seed cake.
slig h te s’ provocation.”
N early ev ery fa rm e r in th e co u n ty
.M a k in g S u r e .
“ W h a t's been hapiienln*?” a sk ed
could ra ise p len ty of K affir corn an d
T h is b u n tin g sto ry com es fro m Scot
Miss O lina Jefferson T om pkins.
so rg h u m to finish n few h ead o f c a t­
“ Mr. R n stu s P ln k ley com e a ro u n ’ la n d ; W hen tli. b e a te rs ca m e o u t of
tle, and cotto n seed ca k e can be se­
tr y in’ to k iss me, a n ’, so a s not to seem th e covert, one ol th e g u n s sa id t o tin
cu red from th e m ills w ith o u t g reu t ex ­
too w illin’ a n ’ audacious. I sm ashed k eeper, “ H a v e you got all yo u r b e a te rs
pense.
*im w lf a flatiron, a n ’ jes* fob d u t he o u t V”
“ A ye,” said th e m an. asto n ish ed .
Jilted me.”—W ash in g to n S tar.
“ A re you su re ? H av e you co u n ted
9a MV# Old Th I h r .
them r
%
T e n r h l hr l l l m m Lennoti.
W hen Sainlow poses and th e muscle»
l o m —D id ycd call on th a t p re tty t e l ­
ridge
his
l»
c
k
and
k
not
his
arm
s,
we
“C
oun
ted
th
e
m
?
”
said
th
e
k
eep
er
T ho m p so n —Did y o u r w ife scold you
ephone g irl;
th in k we have before u s th e very secret
w hen you w ent hom e so la te last “ Aye, tlie y ’re ifII rig h t.”
Dick Yes, b a t I g u ess th e re wan
“T h en ,” said th e shooter, w ith a sigh of stren g th in those m agnificent muscles. a n o th e r fel/ow th e re ab en d o f me, or
n ig h t?
But we h av en ’t.
Starve Sandow , or,
Jo h n so n —Yon don’t know w h a t It I t o f som e relief, *1 h av e sh o t a roe.”
w hat is p ractically th e same th in g , let m ay b e it w a s only fo rce o f hubit.
to h av e a w ife w ho w as «nice a school­
T o m - H o w d o you m ean ?
liim lie dyspeptic, and his m uscle would
teacher. She sim ply m ade me w rite n
T in* S p it (I h r S n a k «?.
Dick My c a rd cam e back w ith th e
soon fail. S tre n g th is m ade from food
h u n d red tim e s on a sla te . “ 1 m u st be
A sn a k e fo u n d in A frica is called th e properly digested^ and assim ilated, and m essag e: “ Busy. P le a s e call a g u lu .“ —
no
m
an
is
stro
n
g
er
th
an
h
is
stom
ach,
be­
borne by 10 o’clock.”
s p ittin g s n a k e by th e Boers* I t is be­
P h ilad elp h ia P ress
tw e e n tw o a n d th ree feet long an d is cause when th e stom ach is diseased d i­
gestion and assim ilation are im perfect.
especially bold an d activ e, read ily at-1
E i p e i i N i v r 11 e a «lx «* a r.
I)r. Pierce s G olden M edical Discovery
ta c k in g ev«-ry one w ho ap p ro a c h e s It. cu res diseases of th e stom ach a n d o th er
F e tb e r (ex am in in g liis s«>u‘s expense
She had bi-en shopping, an d h e w as |
In couiiuem«?ut it is very sav ag e, o p en ­ organs of digestion am i n u tritio n . It n a tu ra lly d istu rb ed .
acco u n t a t college)—Y oung m an. w h at
ing its m o u th an d erectin g its fangs, enables th e perfect digestion and assim ­
i do you m ean by c h a rg in g up h a lf u
“ I"hope you d id n ’t spend m uch mou- |
from w h ich th e poison m ay lie o ften ilation of food so th a t the body is nour­ ey w hile you w ere d o w n to w n to d ay ,”
dozen b o ttles of w h isk y to w e a riu g ap-
ished
in
to
perfect
h
ealth
and
stren
g
th
.
observed to dro p a n d even som etiim a
| p arel d u rin g last term ?
h e rem ark ed .
" I h u d w h a t m v p h y s ic ia n ra ile d in d ig e « tio n .
to be fo rcib ly ejected ; w hence th e
Son—Ob. th a t ’s all rig h t; I used th a t
“ Not a ce n t ex cep t c a r fare , G eorge,”
H e g a v e m e m e d ic in e fo r th e tro u b le b u t it d id
stu ff for n ig h tc a p s.—T ow n an d Coun- nam e given it by tb«* B< mtm .
m e n o gfjod,’’ w rite s M r W H . W ells, o f W il­ sh e an sw ere d reassu rin g ly . “ I h ad e v ­
la rd , N. C. « i w ro te to Dr. Pierc* a n d s ta te d
• try.
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m y caue. H e »ent m e a d e s c rip tiv e lis t a n d h y ­ e ry th in g c h a rg e d .” —C h icag o Post.
O at w n r« ! S h o w
In
Italy.
All over Ita ly social life is character*
ized by a g re a t love of o u tw a rd show ,
H ere Is a n anecd o te w hich Mr. Luigi
V illarl re la te s in “ Ita lia n L ife In T ow n
an d C o u n try ” to Illu s tra te th is n a tio n a l
feeling:
A n A m erican g en tlem an w ho w as
spending th e w in te r in N aples had
ta k e n a flat in a palazzo, th e first floor
of w h ich w a s occupied by a noble fa m ­
ily in so m e w h at reduced circu m ­
stances. H e noticed to his su rp rise th a t
every d ay he m et a s e rv a n t going up
or dow n th e s ta ir s c a rry in g a p a ir of
c a rria g e doors. A t last th e m y stery
w as explained. T h e said noble fam ily
sh a re d a c a rria g e w ith som e o th e r peo­
ple. b ut each had its ow n doors w ith
th e fam ily co at of arm s, to uiuke th e ir
frie n d s believe th a t they both had
carriag es.
W IN E orC A K D U i?
H o a rcc* mt A lc o h o l.
H er
ñ
j *
F p «tr.
T h e B o r e - I ’m not feeling a t nil w ell
th is evening.
T h e Belle—I hope It’s not a lin g erin g
Illness.—K a n sa s C ity Indep en d en t.
I t is not enough to !>e In d u strio u s;
so a re th e a n ts . W hat a r e yon indus­
trio u s a b o u t /—T ho reau .
Som e te r rib ly p o ten t liquors, it is said ,
can be d isfilled from tin* Innocent look
ing b a n a n a a n d a lso from (b e m ilk of
th e cocoa n u t. T h e J a p a n e se m ak e a
le v e ra g e from p lu m s an d from th e
flow ers of th e m o th erw o rt a n d th e
peach. T h e C h in ese p ro d u ce sev eral
q u a litie s of sp irit from rice a n d peas,
a ll of th em in to x icatin g , b esides w h ich
U a y can m a k e a n alcoholic d rin k from
B ittO O .
g ie n ic ru le s. I c a rr ie d o u t th e s e a s >*e»t I could,
n o u g h t six b o ttle s o f hi* ’ G o ld e n M edical D is­
c o v e r y ’ a n d c o m m e n c e d t a k i n g it. A few d a y s
la t e r 1 no tic e d a g r e a t c h a n g e
F e lt lik e a n ew
m an
Before I b e g a n th e u se of th e ’ G o ld en
M edical lA k c o .e ry ’ I su ffe red t r e a tly w ith p a in
in s to m a c h t r y n erve* seem ed a ll ’ m u-dow n.*
I V7as v e ry t h i > in flesh, b u t n o w c a n e a t h e a rtly
• n d s le e p good a t n ig h t."
Dr. P ierce’s Com m on Sense Medical
Adviser is sent fr e e on receipt of stamp«
to pay expense of m ailing only. Send
tw enty-one one-cent stamp« for th« p«-
per-covered book, o r th irty-one stamp«
for th e cl#th-hound volume. Addr«««
Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
f* a H * le * .
"A* for pniisitu, ev ery one you pick
•b a ll h av e n d ifferen t c h a ra c te r. 8oiue
ace perverse, like b u sU fji bubies, an d
w ill not look yon In th e face. Some
a r e conHtliiiK. u nd som e a re eveu bold.
G o a n d atu d y them if you a re an un
believer, an d you sh all b u d th a t m any
i thin»'« t h a t w e call b a n ia n Ira lta be
1 lolly In a lm o st eq u al proportion# to
fU*nta *nri an im al* .“
LATE PLA N TED LILIES.
D « ? o e m l» e r P o t t ln a r H a * G l v a a F i n e
B lo o m * o f L o n g lflo r a m F o r E a it e r ,
L ily Brow ers of larg e ex p erien ce
h av e com e to th e concluatou g en erally
th a t lonnlflorum bulba received from
u b ro u d n i l p lan ted late—th a t la, up to
th e m ld n .e o f N ovem ber—a t leaat give
Ju st a s no is l re su lts a s do those p lan ted
In S ep tem b er or e arly 111 O ctober. E veu
a s lute aa th e first p a rt of D ecem ber
lias proved a p ra c tic a b le tim e for p la n t­
ing fo r E a ste r crop, b u t th is Is not a d ­
vised. One of tb e la rg e st g ro w ers of
lilies for tb e New York m a rk e t sta te s
th a t d u rin g th e la s t few y e a rs be baa
found th a t th e second sh ip m en t of
Ja p a n b ulbs cam e Into bloom a t tb e
sa m e tim e a n d Ju s t a s full a s those
of tb e first sh ip m e n t
W illiam II. S leh recb t sa y s: "L ilies
need a c e rtain am o u n t o f rest, aa d o
o th er bulbs, und If not given sufficient
restin g tim e b efo re b eing p u t into fo rc­
ing te m p e ra tu re th ey will m ake a w eak
stem am i will ta k e a c tu a lly longer to
com e Into flower th a n w hen p la n te d
Inter an d given u m ore n a tu ra l s t a r t
F rom a c e rtain lot of b ulba potted In
S ep tem b er p o rt w ere tu k en Into th e
bouse In N ovem ber an d p a r t In D ecem ­
ber. T b e la tte r cam e Into bloom ea rlie r
an d Is'tte r th a n tb e first. Also, b u lb s
p o tted In tb e end of D ecem ber au d
p u t Into th e g reen h o u se Im m ed iately
bloom ed for E a ste r a n d w ith a leas
n u m lier of w eak (low ers th a n cam e on
tb e atrnve m entioned N ovem ber lot.
T b e b u lb s w ere all of tb e sam e slae. It
does not a lw a y s follow th a t tb e m an
w h o p la n ts first w ill g e t th e first flow-
era. a lth o u g h th e re a re g ro w ers w bo
seem to th in k so.” —G ard en in g .
T h e B a b b le g ,M ta tl« a .
T h e G o v ern o r—Colonel, d o n 't you
k now J u d g e lllan k V S h a k e b a u d s w ltb
him .
T b e Colonel—Ah, you a r e Ju d g e
B lan k o f B lankvIlleT
T b e Ju d g e —Yes; B lau k v llle la m y
hom e.
T h e C olonel—O f co u rse 1 know you
b y re p u ta tio n then.
T h e G o v ern o r—Colonel, d o n 't you
know It a lw a y s m ak es m e feel m ig h ty
u n co m fo rtab le w hen a m an sa y s tb a t
a b o u t me—th a t be kn o w s m e by re p u ­
ta tio n ?
T h e Colonel—H o w la th a t, governor?
W b y sh o u ld It n iak a you feel uncom
fo rta b le ?
T b e G ov ern o r- B ecause, by Jingo. I
a lw a y s w onder w h ich re p u ta tio n he
m eans.
A s im p le
t r a in s .
T e a c h « —In w h a t y e a r w aa th e b a t­
t le o f W aterlo o fo u g h t?
P u p il—( d o n ’t kuow.
T e a c h e r—I t 's sim ple eu o u g b If yon
only w ould learn how to c u ltiv a te a r t i ­
ficial m em ory. K em einber tb e tw elve
apostle*. A dd h a lf tb a t u a m b e r to
th em . T h a t’s eighteen. M ultiply tb a t
by 1U0. T h a t's l.MNi. T a k e tb e tw aiv a
a p o stle s ag ain . Add a q u a r te r of tb e lr
n u m b er to tbem . T h a t's fifteen. Add
w h a t y o u 'v e got. T b a t'» 1.815. T h a t's
tb e d a te . IJu ite sim ple, you see. to re­
m em b er d a le s If you w ill only a d o p t
m y sy stem .
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