DALLAS OREGON NOVEMBER 21 , 1902 v o l . x x v rn . Your Hair Tried Hard. COSTLY CIGARETTE. A t a trial at Auburn. Pa., one o f the witnesses was a green countryman Constantin Kardax, a young Pole, Physician and Surgeon, unused to the ways of the law, but quick, as it proved, to understand its was going m die Im perial bank in Dallas, Oregon. principles. Afl<*r a severe cross exam­ Warsaw recently with the intention “ Two years ago my hair was ination, says an exchange, the counsel o f depositing a roll o f rubles worth for the government paused, and then, about ijUii.OUO when suddenly he was falling out badly. I purchased a put ing on a look of severity, ex­ accosted bv an elegantly dressed bottle of Ayer’ s Hair Vigor, and claimed: toon my hair stopped coning out.” man, who politely asked him if he “ Mr. Wilkins, has not un effort been Miss Minnie Hoover, Paris, 111. could show him the way to the Oitiea over Lank. made to Induce you to tell a different bank. story?” Perhaps your mother “ 1 am going th e r e ,r e p lie d Con- “ A different story from what 1 told, il. C. K amh tinntiu, "and we may as well walk sir?” had thin hair, but that js “ That is what 1 mean.” S I B L Ü Y & h 'A K I N , together.” “ Yes. sir; several persons have tried T h e stranger thanked him and A t t o r n e y n - n t - I a U \ v . to get me to tell u-^rtliOrent story offered him a cigarette, which he from what I have told, but they Wa luvu th« only set of ;• bstr.u:t books in Polk took and began to smoke. A few ,u„f.v. ltelisbioabstracts furnished, and money to couldn’t.” an. No coiinnission charged on loans, Hooms 2 “ Now, sir, upon your oath. 1 wish minutes later he became very sick id S A ilson’s block, Dallas I to . . know .r_L I who ” .’ . ” those d ” _ '. persons '. I . 'a n d fainted in his companion’s are?” “ Well, I guess you’ ve tried ’bout as arms. When lie recovered conscious­ J. L. COLLINS, ness, he found him self in u drug- hard as any of them.” [ store and soon saw that his elegaut- lorney and Counselor at Law, Disilluseti Some Strength. I ly dressed companion and his roll ■Ta!” ■>i>llcUor in d m u c e r y . | o f rubles had disappeared. While $1.88 a bottle. All druggists. , O ill practice of bis profession in this place | “ Well, Willie.” j he was wondering what had become “ You wouldn't pick sis out for (• thirty years, and will attend to all busir.er* I f your druggist cannot supply you 1 t ’ > hiS — -* O *n av M U u ain i n Anil Ul send us one dollar and we w ill exprest 0 i A * . « m . , ,iA oorn.r and ilO Couri strollK womalli would you?” ? f i 1'1“!11 the druggist told him that express you a bottle. Be sure ai and g ive the name i Di,i:as. Pol ° 0’ or______________________ | “ Hardly. Your sister is u quiet, lie llud certainly been robbed. o — f your aearest Barest express office. A ddress, J. C. A V L it CO., Low ell, Mass. gentle girl.” ! “ Y ou r companion vanished as I if. T o w n h k n i i J N. H a u t , “ Well, Unit's nil you know about It. soon as he brought you in here,” he 81ie Just puts It on. Why. 1 beard said, “ and, o f course, he took the l’O W N U E N D à H A it I’ , that big man that’s bet»» calling here money with him. 1 suspected noth­ F O R T H E H O U S E W IF E tell his chum last night that she threw ing at the time, but I soon noticed ATTO R N E Y S-AT-LAW . A r t i s t i c L ig h t s . him over. I don’t know what it was, a peculiar odor from the half j office ipstairs in Odd Fellows’ new but if «lie threw him over anything Some of the most beautiful designs burned cigarette, which you held ' dock. I she’s a bird.” —Chicago Post. of old Sevres candelabra, fitted with between your lingers, and when I representations of wax tapers, on the O K B O O N . j C. ^X.T^-A.3, Prevention of «he F ligh t of Bird,, examined it l saw plainly enough top of which the electric light appears, To prevent birds from flying with- that you had been drugged.” have beeu reproduced for drawing OSCAR H A Ï T Lit. room use. For the light writing table out the barbarous and injurious sys­ n a t i o n F o r Ln> I : i k P u l l e t s . or wherever a soft light close at hand tem sometimes practiced of cutting A - t t o r n e v a t 'l - i a w . Mr. Twining’« ration for his laying is needed nothing could surpass the their wings it will be found sutbeieut ! to tie together with a thread three or pallets is certainly different from that lovely little statuettes of classical fig­ OlHce upstairs in Campii 11’ k build four of the largest feathers of one recommended by many of the writers. ures or Dresden shepherdesses holding wing. This destroys the balance, the He feeds all dry grain—in the morn­ the incandescent burner. Bronze or ing. ' wings do not act symmetrically in the ing whole wheat, thrown in the straw silver is often used for the copies of DALLAS - OREGON. air, and Might is rendered impossible. litter in the scratching pens, and in the famous sculptures. For larger lamps 1 Fowls, pigeons, etc., may be kept with­ afternoon, about 3:30 o’clock, whole oxidized silver wrought in artistic corn warmed until some of it begins to hammered designs is perhaps the new­ in bounds in this simple fuslilou. N. L. B U TLE Il K F. CO A ll scorch and is scorched: twice a week est idea, and Greek and Roman shapes B U T L E R & GOAD a feed of/cut fresh bone and three times lire freely followed in outline, says the M e r e ly M isp la ced . Atto r n ey s-at- La w “ Captain,” said the cabin boy, “ is a a week a feed of boiled potatoes, warm, j New York Commercial Advertiser. thing lost when you know wnere it but not mashed or mixed with meal— l Both covetable and charming are the 1 D A L L A S , OREGON. just warm boiled potatoes. is?” copies of handsome silver sticks for W ill practice in all couns. Obice, That is rather nn odd ration, and yet | one light or with branches that are “ No, you fool,” answered the cap­ over bank. tain, who, being a wise niau, abhorred he was getting u 40 to .r>0 per cent egg available for the dinner table. These frivolous questions. yield in February, when nearly every-1 require shades to provide the subdued “ Well, sir, your silver teapot is at body was getting no eggs at nil. While light desirable, and never have they the bottom of the sea.” talking of the poor laying experiences been so varied or so suggestive of e f­ Exit cabin boy.—New York Times. he told us of two farms there in town ! fective “ color schemes” in the decora­ A T T O R N E Y -A T -L A W on one of which there were 200 Barredj tive setting. It W o u ld n ’t W o r k . Hock pullets which had been laying an H r a d n c liP i. “ I found,” said the man who fre­ average of thirty dozen eggs a week 1 Room 3, Weinhard building Dr. S. Weir Mitchell formulates the quents the races, “ that 1 seemed to for two months or more, while on the win every second day, so I made up other were 100 tine Barred Hock pub I following conclusions: There are many Opposite Courthouse. my mind to take a fresh start and bet lets that hadn’t laid an egg, and, said headaches which are due directly to pnly every second day.” he: “ The 100 on the last farm are the disorders of the refractive or accom­ Land titles and land oflice business “ And how did you come out?” better looking lot of pullets, thrifty modative apparatus of the eyes. In a specialty. “ Well, I think I must have started looking, combs red. eyes bright, active some instances the brain symptom is hieago . and cheery. To see them you would often the most prominent and some­ Ex-Register Oregon City land office. the scheme the wrong day Post. say they were ail laying, and yet not times the sole prominent symptom of the eye troubles, so that while there an egg.” T h e K i n d o f J u d cre II»» W a n t e d . It would he interesting if some one may be no pain or sense of fatigue in V. J . M A R T I N , The story is told of nn irishwoman could tell the “ whv” of this.—A. F. the eye the strain with which it is who tried to console her husband with Hunter in Reliable Poultry Journal. used, may be interpreted solely by oc­ cipital or frontal headache. The long the remark that he would have a fair j House, sign and ornamental, graci­ trial ami an upright judge. “ Y rra . continuance o f eye troubles may be the O n e o f t h e R e a n t le n . woman,” replied her spouse, “ what’d I ' The Mandarin duck is one of the most unsuspected source of insomnia, verti­ ng, kalsommg and pajier hanging. want wid nn upright judge? What I beautiful birds among water fowls. It go, nausea and general failure of wants is a Judge that’ll lean a little.” is sometimes called the “ fan winged” health. In many cases the eye trouble D a i . i . a h . Omtoo: duck, from the peculiar shape of a por­ becomes suddenly mischievous owing O p p o r tu n ity . tion of its wings, which rises over the to some failure of the general health Opportunity lias all tier hair on her back In the shape of a lady’s fan. The or to increased sensitiveness of the forehead, but when she has passed you bead has a crest, falling gracefully brain from moral or mental causes. cannot call her back. She inis not tuft back on the neck. The color of the P i l l o w F U lIn g H F r o m A rca d ia . Leave« Independence for Monmouth and kirlie — whereby you can lay hold on her. for body plumage Is very fine and uniform f:80 a m 3:30 p m she is bald on the back part of her In this curious variety, considered tn Among the treasures brought home Leaven Independnce for Monmouth and Dallas bead and never returns. —Rabelais. at the end of the summer vacation will I:10ain 7:15 p m China the prettiest of the duck class. Leaves Monmouth for Airlie — bo pine needles, fir balsam needles, 60 a m 3 50 p m clover blossoms and various other Leaves Monmouth for Dallas— products of Arcadia which will find 1:20 a m 7:30 pm Leave« \lrlje fqr ftfoninaqtn qnd Independence— their way into some of the innumer­ 0:00 « in » pm able sofa pillows for tile winter living Leaves Dallas for M mmou. ii an Iu«ie en i mi :e - l:0o p in 8.30 pm . rooms. When you make your cushions remember that these fillings must be R. C. GRAVEN R- WILLIAMS. thoroughly dried, lay the needles or P T «m tt«iH . « iiflliler. blooms upon large sheets of brown w . C. VASSAL!-, assista n t C ashier paper and expose to tht* strong, hot 19 A L L A S UAT1 L A Ah sunlight. I>o not pqf them where the M s t re wily wind will catch them or you may O r DALLAS, OREGON, not have any needles for your cushion. Transacts a general banking ousi- When making up pillows, an inner eov erlng of cotton batting will do much jesfl in all its brandies; buys ami sells | to disguise the prickliness of the pine exchange on principal points in the j - $ - United States; makes collections on all needles. points in the Pacific Northwest; loans An E n tlly M ad e ro tivcn lp n cc. money and discounts paper at the best SEE THE HEW SHOWER PROOF RAINCOATS The illustration • le ws q rack which rates; allow interest on time deposits. will lie found very convenient for dry ing and airing baby’s d -.thes. It can easily be made from lalning. with l 1/» L. N. WOODS, M. ü. Î. V- B- £M3ilc£, M 1) © ALLAS, - O REÜO I Robert A. Miller, Orcgor P A IN T E R , M OTOR TIM E T A B L E . • - The best place in Salem t To buy Cloaks and Jackets. J CUR JACKETS A T $5 7.50 $10 Oannot be matched anywhere in the city. ' visit D R . J O R D A N ' S ure » t I 1 BUSEl ' 3 OF ANATOMY | ♦ M O W E R S <* A D 18«I ltUtET.HT.,11) PllJChCO, C1L- < T h e I ^ > e s t Anatom ical Museum In the j | W< m '«L toeakacjteea - r any c n tra ctld ' ¿ ¡s ta te p e i i l i v J l y r a r e I hjr the oldest Specialist on the Coast Eat jA years. DR. JORDAN — DISEASES OF M IN fcresen ) 1 1 C all o BR JORDAN A CO , 10SI Market St. tf F. RAKES AND TEDDERS ♦ • V F H t l . l « thoroughly eradicated from systenr without th e u-e ni M e r c e r y T r e a e c t lifted bf an F s^ ert. R a J I - • • I e a r s lor A e y t e r r . a quick and radical cure for « ■ l i o n . F i s s u r e and i F l e t u t w . i>f D r Jordan 's special pain I ’ — ‘0 aw less methods. Con su lt*tio* free snd s tn c flf p fiv e te Treatm ent per p »*a • or o r le tte r A /W it.»-* Curr in e ve ry case w r it e for n »k il tiN O P H f e f W A G O N S, b u g g ie s C A R R IA G E S All kinds of harvesting machinery an . « * ! 1 T RUCKM AN. D a lla s : O re g o n A fair share of patronage solicited and *11 o-ders promptly filled. Dallas Foundry! — A L L KIND S O F— IRON WORK TO ORDER Repairing Promptly Done. ED. BIDDLE, BALFOUR, GUTHRIE & CO. Buyers and Shippers of GRAIN • Warehouse in Polk DERRY County at ^ j * • p r o p . Sacks and storage on usual terms DMTTHO BATK. luoh itnff for the supports. Mine, naya the lady who «upplies the Idea, is 4U, feet high and « feet long when opened out. It la fastened together with «mall bratut hinge« and can be folded up and «et aside when not In use. It can be painted white and a curtain sheered on one side fora screen /FAIR PRICES 1 ¡GOOD GOODSJ f GOOD GOODS I [FAIR PRICES/ no reason why you must go through life with half- starved hair. If you want long, thick hair, feed it with Ayer’s Hair Vigor, and make it rich, dark, and heavy. Oregon City No 48. V W h ich means as low as such quality can be sold for. But if you buy of us, you must expect to pay us a fair profit. W e think a great deal of the dear peo­ ple, but we hope they will forgive us if we claim a share of the good things of this world for ourselves. W e thank our friends for their kindness, evidenced in such a material w ay during the fall trading season, a-d we promise them nice things for the holidays. Brown 8 Ellis Dallas, Oreg. ] I Brown 8 Ellis [Dallas, Oreg. T o F ix th e D a n c in g F lo o r . This Is the time when preparing rough lloors for impromptu dancing is frequently needed. Nothing is better for the purpose than pa ratlin. It should not be cut off In small bits, as is often done, but grated from a coarse grater evenly over the entire floor, afterward rubbed In by having the floor shuffled over by two or three pars »ns. A dance or, two will complete the operation, and, given any sort of decent boards to work upon, the result will be entire- ly satisfactory. R o il L a m p BUCK-DRAUGHT] ^ n s t iw t io H, C h ln in p y a . You will find that*your lamp chim­ neys are less liable to be affected by the changes in the temperature and break if they are boiled bcfv-*e being nsed. Roll a little hay or straw around the chimney, put it in a pan containing cold water and place It over the tire. Let the water boil ten minutes, then put tlie pan to one side and let the glass remain in the water until It la again perfectly cold. F o p ' f H E 'M R D V P ic tu r e «. To obtain the Japanese gray that Is much In vogue for picture frames a plain oak frame may he satisfactorily treated. Brush the oak with ammo­ nia; then mix black and white stain bv the right shade of plain gray, tc i lowing with a halftone polish and fin­ ishing with a thin white shellac. The average amount of water that should be taken daily Is from two to four pints, or from four to eight glasses. More water should I k ? drunk In hot weather than in cold. Constipation is nothing more | | than a clogging uf the bowels \ und nothing less» than vital stag­ nation or death if not relieved. If every constipated sufferer could realize that he is allowing poisonous filth to remain in his system, he would soon get relief. Constipation invites all kpid of contagion. Headaches, bilious­ ness, colds and many other ail­ ments disappear when consti­ pate« i bowels are relieved. Thed- iord’s Black-Draught thoroughly cleans out the bowels in an easy and natural manner without the purging of calomel or other vio­ lent cathartics. Be sure that you get the origi­ nal Thedford’s Black-Draught, made by The Chattanooga Medi­ cine Co. Sold by all druggists in 25 cent and $1.00 packages. Monrnn, Ark., War 25, 1001. I rannot iMl Thetlford’ lilark* not rcrommi rt-rommciHl Theilford’ ii * BUck Drft'tvlit too highly. 1 keep It ju In mr . :i_ ::;_ riL houHe __ all U ip l!a e and bar* onpd It for the lnnt ten yeara. 1 never gar* mjr children any other laxative. I think I could never he able to work without It on account of being troubled with ronatlpatlon. Your medicine la t •11 that keep« me up. c. b . M c F a r l a n d . Sunday In EngUnd. Few people are aware how strict • hi him tli la atlll legally ordained In Euclund. The Lord's day observance art forbids not only Sunday trading, hut ulao every poaalble occupation— walking, riding, rowing or any game— and strictly enjoins upon all aubjects over nine yeurAof age attendance at church. A t the’ opening of every aa- sl/.e the royal proclamation for the preservation of morality la read. Peo­ ple who are then present for the first time are uatoniahed to hear that the monurch forbids and calls upon the magistrates to punish absence from di­ vine service on Sundays, any playing o f cards or other games of chance or haunting of public houses on the same flay. Everybody found lu an Inn dur­ ing service hours la liable to a fine of SO cents, the landlord to a penalty of £¿.40, and for a successful prosecution church wardens are entitled to a re­ ward of $10. As recently us 1804 Isuac Walton, a maiiHervunt, was fined $¿.30 tor refusing to attend church on Sun­ day when ordered there by hla mis­ tress. About the same time a mother wnB prosecuted by her son and actual­ ly Imprisoned for not attending church. Don't Do It “Jn«t For Haw.” Many young people form habits which cripple and handicap them for life by doing things “ Just for now.” They let things drop wherever they happen to be “ Just for now,” thinking that they will put the book, the tool, the letter or the article of clothing lat­ er where It belongs. When these young people grow up to manhood and wom­ anhood, they find that the habit of putting things down anywhere “ Just for now” has become a tyrant that fills their lives with confusion and disor­ der. It takes no more time or effort to put a thing where It belongs in the first place than It does later, perhaps less, and the chances are that If you do not do so at the proiwr time you never will. Even If It costs you a lit­ tle inconvenience at the moment to put everything in its proper place, to do everything at the proper time, the orderly and methodical habits which you cultivate In this way will Increase your power and usefulness a hundred­ fold and may save you much trouble and mortification In the future.—Suc­ cess. A Languid Jn|»nne«e Lady. In a recent uddre«« in Tokyo u prom The healthy lnont Japanese educator said: “ The in woman need not f e a r t h e change dolence o f Japam«»* ladles 1« some­ thing amazing. 1 know a daughter ol which comes as the beginning of life’s a certain peer, but a brand new one,, autumn. It is the and this young lady’s Indolence Is real­ woman who is worn | ly beyond the idea of ordinary mor­ out, run down and j tals. She will not even open h r mouib a s u f f e r e r from , of herself. As soou a« the time to re­ womanly diseases tire to her bed arrives she issues h r who n a t u r a l l y ! dreads the change order, ’Now l will retire,’ and at onefj Celery For the Market. of life. This is the three or four maids spread the under critical period of quilts, help her. or. rather, make her,i For market purposes It Is best to woman’s life, and for she simply stands like n doll, to grow but two or three varieties of the prevalence of change her clothes, and at last the girl, celery and build up a trade for a uni­ womanly diseases swaddled in her night garment. Is put form product. The northern grower*, makes it the duty , to bed Just like a person suffering from for the most part, plant White Plume of every w o ma n who would avoid | a serious Illness, and so the poor thing and Golden Self Blanching for summer unnecessary suffer­ goes to sleep and releases her maids and fall marketing, and those who ing to take especial , from their trouble till the morning, make a practice of storing also plant when the dally routine is resumed. tome such variety as Giant Solid. care of herself at this time. The ills which vex so many women st First of nil she Issues to the maidc| the change of life are entirely «voided waiting in her anteroom tills extraor­ K . w . and N o «..- or cured by the use of Dr. Pierce’s Fa­ dinary order, T shall get up now,’ and Tho com in l*alon«*r of Internal rerenue vorite Prescription. It makes weak then the process exactly the reverse has decided against the use of palm Oil women strong, and enables the weakest to pass through this trying change with ; of that of the night before Is forth­ In the manufacture of oleomargarine. with commenced by the girls. Day Make “ corn hay" la now the cry of the tranquility of perfect health. " I have Lcen a very healthy woman, and this after day this routine Is gone through, the agricultural pres«. time ha* l*een very nard with me." write* Mr*. \ and the spoiled child of the proud up-! The general Introduction of the Maggie Morris, o f Muumn Station. Clearfield Co,. P»., Box i*> " I am come to the time o f start peer forces herself from her mis­ “centnl” system In weighing grain, change o f Hie. and I have been rick a great deal off rind on When Mr*. H em m ii moved heaide i taken notion as to digidty to lead the wherein 100 pounds replace the bush­ me I wr * rick in bed. and when she came to aee life of an Invalid and to cripple the el, la being agitated. me and we were talking over our aicknesa. Mr*. normal development of her body.” — | The "summer” silo la coming to the Hem mis told me to try Dr Pierce's Favorite Prescription and ' Golden Medical Discovery.' Chicago News. fore. Many dairymen find ensilage as also Pellets.* I got her to bring me a bottle of vatnable In summer ns In winter. each from the drug store and I used them T k r f r «•»«■ »e * » t it e r . They did me a great deal o f good, and I got two Ronemeal f « l to hogs Is said to ante more bottles o r Favorite Prescription ’ I never "The glasses that I use hurt my eye* 2* per «tent of corn and to make health­ saw such s wonderful cure. Before I com­ and cause me trouble.” menced your remedies I was good for n oth in g; ier and stronger animals. was in such misery 1 hardly knew what to do “The glasses that I use affect my with myself, now I can do all my work myaelf There has been more than tbe usual eyes t i l l I see d o u b l e . ” — Beverage*. and feef well.* complaint of bird depredations Milo Dr Pierce's Pleasant P e lle ts arc aaajr season. and pieaaant to take. if /