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DALLAS DREGON NON EMBER 7 1902
VOL. XXVIII.
ow n Home* se p a ra to rs a re n ot m e n d s
to th e b e s t .in te r e s ts o f th e fa rm e rs
a n d not w ise In th e ir ow n b e st in te r
ests, b ecau se th e hom e s e p a ra to r m e th
od is th e ra tio n a l m ethod u n d is bound
to displace th e old m ethod o f c re a m
ery se p a ra tio n , no m a tte r w ho opposes
it.—N o rth w e ste rn A g ricu ltu rist.
L. N. W OOD S, M. U.
Physician and Surgeon,
•S M B
A
Dalian, Oregon.
H TV B EMSREE, M D
DALLAS,
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O R EG O N
I t Is now a s se rt
t h a t th e new law
in reg r.rd to u rtitlc ia lly colored olco-
ip n r^ u tiu e Is likely to In cre ase th e sale
of It In stead of d e c reasin g It, a s w a s
4 Y.. SlBLKT,
II- c , E akim .
in tended. T h e m aim fa c t u re rs do not
Intend to v io late th e la w , o r sa y th ey
S I B I v t C Y <& fcT A a lC IN ,
do not. b a t th ey w ill d ec re a se th e
A t t o r i u ? y H - f t t - I a u .\v *
a m o u n t of oleo a n d o f n e u tra l la rd
used In It a n d In cre ase th e a m o u n t of
Wn Iwve th e only net of utm traot books In P*»lk
co tto n seed oil, w h ich lias a decided
o u n ty . R eliable a b s tra c ts fu rn ish ed , a n d m oney lo
■ m u .
No coinm iasion charged on I ouiih . Room s 2 yellow tinge, a n d th en , In stead o f using
•id 4 W ilson’s block, 1 »alias
a n y com m on m ilk or cre a m to c h u rn
w ith It, a s h a s been th e custom , th e y
J. L. COLLINS,
w ill m ak e a n a tte m p t to g e t enough
rs e y o r G u ern sey m ilk o r cream to
Utcrncy and Counselor at Law, Je
use ffir th a t purpose, w h ich w ill Im
p a rt n m ore yellow color. T h is could
M o lle lto r i n € h a u r r r j r .
n ot be class d ns artific ia l Coloring, a s
Mat buen In p ractice of his profession In th is place
»i ab >ut th ir ty y e a rs, a nd will a tte n d to all business th e a m o u n ts of th e s e tw o m a te ria ls—
u tru s te d to his care. Oitlce, c o rn e r M ain a n d C o u rt co tto n seed oil a n d cream o r m ilk m ixed
ts Dallas, Poik C o, Or
w ith th e oloo oil—a r e n ot definitely
s ta te d in th e ir p a te n ts a n d m ay be
J . I L ÏOWNSKN/J
J . N . H akt ch an g ed a t th e p le a s u re o f th e m a n u
fa c tu re rs . A nd th e re is also a re a c
T O W N S E N D * H A U T,
tion am o n g th e p o o rer c lasses of b u t
te r users, w ho a r e o b je c tin g to th e
A T T O R N E Y S -A T -L A W .
p re se n t high prices a n d w h o w ould be
O llice ip s ta ir s in O dd F ello w » ’ new w illing to buy unco lo red b u tte rlu e if
b lo ck .
I th e p rice w as enough low er th a n th a t
E . A .X .X .- A .S ,
-
-
O K E a O lt.
o f a rtific ia lly colored b u tte r to en co u r
ag e th e m to do so.—A m erican A gricul
tu ris t.
O ffice o v e r b a n k .
/
OSCAR HAYTJ2Ä.
O tiice u p g lair» in C a m p b e ll’ » b u ild
ing-
-
OREGON.
T--------------------
K P. COAI»
N. L. BUTLER
B U T L E R & COAL)
Attorneys-at-Law
DALLAS, OREGON.
W ill p r a c tic e in a ll c o u r ts .
Office,
o \e r b an k .
Robert A. Miller,
A T T O R N E Y -A T -L A W
Oregon City
Oregor
J *
R o o m 3, W einliarcl b u ild in g
O p p o site C o u rth o u s e .
L a n d title s a n d la n d
a s p e c ia lty .
office b u sin e ss
E x -R e g is te r O reg o n C ity la n d office.
^V.
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M A U T IN ,
FA IN T E R ,
H o u s e , sig n » nil o r n a m e n t a l , g r a i n
i n g , k a ls o m in g a n d p a p e r b a n g in g .
D allas .
-
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O hkook
MOTOR TIME TABLE.
Leave« Jndejxtndence for M onm outh a n d \ ir li e -
7:30 a m
3:30 1»111
Leave« In d «|«ndnoe for
M onm outh and Dallas -
1:10 a m
7:15 p in
Lt'iiv« » M onm outh for A irlle -
60 a in
3 60pm
Leaves M onm outh for P allas—
l:3U Aii»
7:30 p m
Leave« Airlle for .M onm outh and Independence—
*00 » m
» 1»Ui
Leave« Dallas for Mon inou u an* In«io e n l M i i e -
1:00 p in
8.30 p m .
R. C. C R A V E N
R. *. W I L L I A M S .
|» r * > N t< i« M it.
Í » « « lite r.
W. C. V A S S A L L , a s s is ta n t C a sh ie r
DALLAS
OP
U 1T Ì
DALLAS,
RAN h
OREGON,
T ra n s a c ts a g e n e ra l b a n k in g o#si-
u css in n il its b r a n c h e s ; b u y s a n d sells
e x c h a n g e o n p r in c ip a l p o in ts in 1 lie
U nited S t a t e s ; m a k e s c o lle c tio n s on all
points if th e P acific N o r th w e s t; loans
m oney a n d d is c o u n ts p a p e r a t t h e b est
rates ; allow in te r e s t o n tim e d ep o sits.
visit
In
R atio n
'MUSEUM OF ANATOMY«
N 3 ll& I K T t T . , I A m in U 0 l, M . I
T h e L o o « A n ar -m ical M u veun* In tlw
W o r ld . W e . k n « * « V r a n y c o n t r a c t e d
d is e a s e p s n i t l v r l y m r s J t>jr t h e o l d e s t
S p e c ia li s t o n th*5 C o a s t
F »t j6 y e a rs.
F o r the D a iry
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SI.M a bottle. All dr,n uu.
I f y o u r d r u g g i s t c a n n o t s u p p ly y o u ,
s e n d u s o n e d o l la r a n d w e w ill e x p re s s
yo u :i bottle. B e s u r e a n d g iv e the name
o f y o u r n e a r e s t e x p r e s s o iH re. A d d r e s s ,
J.
A Y E R C O ., I Atwell, M a ss.
IS These Red Letter Sales $$$$*
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SS Are Very Old and Stale
They Fool
Very Few People,
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The best piace in Salsm t
To buy Cloaks and J a c k e ts .!
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$5
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$ 7.50 -
$10
Oannot be matched anywhere in the city,
S E E T H E K EW S H O W ER P R O O F R A IN C O A T S
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RAK ES AND TED D ERS
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All hinds of harvesting machinery and vehicles and
a great variety of extras. Flows and cultivators.
b u g g ie s
CARRIAGES
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WAGNER - BROS., - DALLAS !
X
W. MORR’SON,
TRUCKMAN.
D a lla s : O r e t r o n
r s h a re of p a tr o n a g e s» »liciteti
f i l e r s p r o m p tly filled.
Dallas Foundry!
— A M . X Ht DR O F —
BALFOUR, GUTHRIE & CO.
B u y e r s an d S h ip p e rs o f
GRAIN
DERRY
IRON WORK TO ORDER-
Warehouse in Polk
Repairing Promptly Done.
County at j * j * «?*
PROP.
Sacks and storage oil usual terns
WHAT IS A GOOD MELON?
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thine: at a Bargain Every
^SiSS Day in the Year at
of
Brown& Ellis.
c ity I'm erald X fein is probably th e m ost
popular v ariety , w ith H ack e n sack a
close second.
T he sm a lle r types, a s N etted Gem
an d r n u l Rose, a re fav o rites a t hotels,
re sta u ra n ts an d on d ining cars, b e
cause w hen c u t into halves th e Seeds
a re easily rem oved, nnd each h alf may
ho p resented to th e d in er In an a t
tractiv e fo rm .—Jo h n C raig, New York.
IIi» w
to
H a n d le
H omo
C n tt ln s 'H .
O utdoor ro sfs are m ainly p ro p ag ated
Ly budding, th o u g h in a few in stan ces
n ick ers, lay ers an d root c u ttin g s are
uuccissful. sa y s R ural New Yorker.
Most roses a r e g ro w n in th is co u n try
from c u ttin g s o f bloom ing shoots
grow n u n d er g lass d u rin g th e cool
mo :ihs of th e y e a r an d routed In moist
wind on a p ro p a g a tin g bench In a close
greenhouse, h e a te d to 55 or 00 degrees.
Some h ard y roses, how ever, will root
from c u ttin g s of new g ro w th cu t w ith
a slight “h eel'’ of th e old wood. The
cu ttin g s should be ab o u t e ig h t Inches
long and th e foliage trim m ed off the
lower six inches. A h a lf dozen or more
m ay be firm ly set in sandy soil in a
m oderately sh ad y place an d covered
with a tw o q u a r t g lass fru it Ja r Urinly
pressed In th e soil to keep In m oisture.
The e a rth a b o u t th e Ja r sho u ld be
sprinkled ev ery day an d th e sun not
allow ed to s trik e the g lass on a hot
day or th e foliage inside will soon be
cooked. If successful, som e of th e
cutting* should be rooted In six or
seven w eeks. T h e c u ttin g s m ay be
fjtJidc an y tim e In Ju ly or A ugust.
“ WILFUL
W ASTE
4
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HIS POSTHUMOUS JOKE.
fUEDFORD’S
glACltDRAUGIlTj
THE GREAT
F a m i l y m e d i c i n e
Thedford’s Black-Draught has
saved doctors’ bills for more than
sixty years. For the common fam
ily ailments, such as constipation,
indigestion, hard colds, bowel com
plaints, chills and fever, bilious
ness, headaches and other like
complaints no other medicine is
necessary. It invigorates and reg
ulates the liver, assists digestion,
stimulates action of the kidneys,
purifies the blood, and purges the
bowels of foul accumulations. It
cures liver complaint, indigestion, «
sour stomach, dizziness, chills,
rheumatic pains, sideeche, back
ache, kidnev troubles, constipation,
diarrhoea, biliousness, piles, hard
colds and headache. Everv drug
gist has Thedford’s Black-lh-augnt
in 25 cent packages and in mam
moth size for $1.00. Never accept
a substitute. Insist on having the
original made by the Cluittanooga
Medicine Company.
I believe Thedford's Black-Draught
Is tha best medicine on earth. It Is
good for any and everything. I hcvt
a family of twelve children, and for J
four years I have kept them on foot J
and he.iithy with no doctor but BIsck.
Draught A. J. GRtEN, llicwara, La. .
t>
(¿ro w er.
N eeded D ad's H elp.
Com>nmer,
W lm t Is n good mtisfirir.i'Ion? Not
n ecessa rily th e la rg e st, th e te n d e re st In
flesh, th e firm est In rin d i o r y et th e
sm oothest. Y it size, te x tu r e of flesh
an d of rin d n nd e x te rn a l a p p earan ce
nro nil im p o rta n t ch a ra c te ristic s . Uni
fo rm ity In size o f p ro d u ct; a rind sufii-
t
A
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Cow.
a TP HtLIN thoroughly eradicated i
•
We mean all that rich,
dark, color your hair used
to have. If it’s gray now,
no matter; for Ayer’s
Hair Vigor always re
stores Color to gray hair.
Sometimes it makes the
hair grow very heavy and
long; and it stops falling
of the hair, too.
i
T h e fo llo w in g ra tio n s a r e su g g e sted
HARDY GARDEN FLOWERS.
W illiam D. C ollyer, w ho n u s been a p by P ro fesso r II. J . W a te rs o f th e Mis
P lu n t in t f T h a t M a y lie D o n e In L u t e
po in ted to th e n ew fe d e ra l office In souri A g ric u ltu ra l college: Corn an d
A u gu st en d E a r ly Septem ber.
C hicago, in sp e cto r o f d a iry e x p o rts an d cob m eal, six p ounds; w h eat m eal, five
It se em s stra n g e tlm t m ore h e rb a
ren o v ated b u tte r fa c to rie s a n d m ar- pounds; g lu te n or cottonseed m eal, tw o
an d a h a lf p o u n d s; cow pen. a lf a lfa or ceous p la n ts a r e not p la n te d (h irin g th e
la tte r h a lf o f A u g u st a n d th e first h a lf
clover h ay . six pounds. A n o th er ra tio n
o f S eptem ber. All th e sp rin g a n d early
is eight to tw e lv e pounds o f corn an d
cob m eal, w ith a ll th e a lf a lfa or cow- su m m e r flow ering sp ecies n n d v a rie
ties, w ith v ery few ex cep tio n s, p la n t
pea hay th e cow s w ill eat. T h e th ird
w ell a t th is tim e of y e a r a n d m ak e a
ra tio n is e ig h t pounds of corn an d cob
fine show o f bloom th e n e x t flow ering
m eal or seven po u n d s of cornm eal, fo u r
season. I f th e p la n tin g is p u t off un til
pounds of co tto n seed o r g lu ten m eal
sp rin g a n d it h a p p e n s to be dry, th e
T o all th e above ra tio n s ad d a s m uch
show Is nuxt to n o th in g in com parison.
stra w , corn fo d d er o r sorghum h ay as
If th e place fo r.p la n tin g h ap p en s to
th e cow s w ill e a t. I t m u st be rem em
be w h e re w a te r c a n n o t b e g iv en freely^,
bered th a t th e s e am o u n ts a re sim ply
it is b e tte r to w a it u n til th e first so a k
suggestive. Som e cow s w ill req u ire
ing ra in a f t e r Aug. 15. If, how ever,
m uch la rg e r q u a n titie s, w hile o th e rs
w ill not utilize th e s e am o u n ts pro fita w a te r can be g iv en free ly , a n y tim e
a f t e r A ug. 1 is good.
bly. T h e period of lactatio n w ill h av e
'¿ A
I t is not. how ever, a d v is a b le to p la n t
m uch to doTwlth it. T o w ard th e en d of
a n y th in g w ith ev erg reen foliage m uch
th e m ilking period th e tlow beg in s to
decrease, an d it m ay be a d v is a b le to ! a f te r S ept. 15, a s su ch p la n ts do n o t
b ear covering un til th e g ro u n d is
reduce th e allo w a n c e som ew hat.
frozen solid an d w o uld not m ak e
enough
ro o t to p re v e n t h e a v in g if a
M ort T im id of K ings.
few h a rd fro s ts sh o u ld com e e a rly an d
King Albert of Saxony, who died be follow ed by m ild w e a th e r.
recently, was a very timid man. He
I t is s a fe to co v er e v e ry th in g a b o u t
. W IL L IA M D . COLLYEK.
disliked to walk through a room full th e end of D ecem ber or b efo re if th e
kots. Is o n e o f th e b est b u tte r e x p e rts of people, and he blushed like a g ro u n d Is frozen solid. W e g e n e ra lly
p la n t th e m ost d o rm a n t p la n ts first,
In th e c o u n try m.tl bus f .r y o u rs been j girl if any one spoke to him.
Id en tities w ith th e produce business,
Twilight, indeed, was the only such a s th e p h loxes a n d peonies, an d
p a rtic u la rly w ith th e d evelopm ent of time (hiring the day when he leave th o se w ith e v e rg re e n foliage,
b u tte r m aking. T h e C hicago D ally | seemed to have any courage. Thus su ch a s P hlox sn b u la ta , Ib eria correie-
P ro d u ce in n recen t e d ito ria l said:
an d L y ch n is flos cu cu li, till last.
he was unable to refuse any request folia
W hen w e can, w e co v er th e la s t m en
“ Mr. C ollyer Is w ell kn o w n in th e j
tr a d e a s a until of honor a n d Integrity. during the day, but he often refused tio n ed fam ilies w ith b o a rd s n ailed to
E v e rg re e n b o u g h s an d long
In w hom all h a v e confidence, a n d his them during the evening, and for geth er.
long ex p erien ce lias given him the this reasor^ those who wanted him s tr a w a re also good. T h e co v erin g of
know ledge th a t y e a rs ng > placed him to grant them favors tried if possi su c h h a rd y p la n ts a s th e p h lo x es an d
a m o n g th e E rst of th e Jstdg« s of b u tte r ble to obtain interviews with him peonies is only a b so lu te ly n p cessary
In th is co u n try . T h e office o f Inspect during the day.
w ith fresh p lan ted sto ck , b u t w e find
or could not be b e tte r tilled th a n It
This constitutional timidity gave Iberia corretefolia an d L y ch n is flos
w ill be w h ile Mr. C ollyer h a s It.” Mr.
rise to u rumor that he was lacking cuculi a re b e tte r covered.
C ollyer is a C hicago m an. born uud
a rly S ep tem b er
in physical courage, hut that is not p la T n or tin g A u w g e u st can an d reco e m
bred. H e lives a t R aveusw ood.
m en d th e fol
true,
as
on
various
instances
he
low ing: A chllleas, a ly ssu m s, a n c h u sa s,
T h e H o m e S e p a r a t o r M e th o d .
C ream ery co m p an ies w hich re fu se gave striking proofs of his willing anem ones, n utliem ises, aq u ileg ias, ar-
m erias, ca m p a n u la s, cent.*iureas, ceras-
to ['c re p t cream front fa rm e rs w ho ness to face perils.
tiu m s, coreopsises, d elp h in iu m s, dlan-
th u se s, d ic e n tra s, g y p ao p h ilas, Ilelenl-
um boulnnderil. h em ero callises, lbe-
rlaes, lupim ises, ly ch n ises. M erten sia
virginica. in e n a rd a s, m yosotisea, ol ' i i o -
tlierns. p ap a vers, p en tste m o n s. phloxes,
p rim u las, py ret b ru m s. S p in ra filipen
d u la an d Viola co rm ita. T h e re ore
m any o th ers. !>ut th o se m en tio n ed a r e
' o l d
w » r r e cosm os
>
jJ
tlfe m ost in d em an d a n d will m ak e a
U '
^
J# good show from spiiii?? u n til th e end of
J u n e o r m iddle of Ju ly , sa y s a M assa
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CUR JACKETS A T
f*
c h u s e tts co rre sp o n d en t In G ard en in g .
OR. JORDAN—C :3 I A S l! OF MEN 4
f ro m . p i c u l w ith o u t t h e u s e o f M e r r u r y
T r u s s « » f itte d b y a n F t p e r t . R a i l *
W » l t a r « lo r R a p t a r « . A q u ic k a n d
r a d ic a l c u r e f o r l - l l * » . F l u n r e a n d
r i s l n l w . b y D r. J o r d a n 's s p e c ia l p a in -
le a s m e th o d s .
C o n s u l ta t io n f r e e a n d s e r k d y p r l r s 't . T r e a t m e n t p e r -
tre n a il* o r b y l e t t e r . A r o * t r « <
in « v e ry c a , e
, tm d e r i a k e n . V n t e f o r H -u.k F M ' I O M I P B T
of
( 1 N A R R U C K ,
M A i m o r s t s . ( A v a lu n h * > b o o k
, foe m e n ) C a ll o » s m i e
ED. BIDDLE,
“ I h*ve used A y er’s H s ir V igor
fo r a g reat m an y y e a ra , an d al
though I am p ast eig h ty y e a rs of
age, yet I have n o t a gray h a ir in
m y h e a d .”
G eo . Y ellott, T o w so n , Md.
lle ltr ln iu .
D R . J O R D A N ’ S onz*T<
Oft JORDAN
D ark H a ir
I im p e c to r C o lly e r.
A tto rn ev a t’Law .
DALLAS
T r o u b le
A m a n u fa c tu re r o f a rtific ia l b u tte r
resem b lin g th e n a tu r a l p ro d u c t w a s re
cen tly p ro secu ted in B ru ssels for sell-
lug It u n d er a n o th e r nam e th a n m a rg a
rine. T h e co u rt decided th a t th e p ro d
u c t could not be a s sim ila te d w ith m ar-
g a rin e a n d a c q u itte d th e m a n u fa c tu r-
er. A h d e a le rs In n a tu ra l b u tte r co n sid
e r th a t th e ir tr a d e will th e re b y suffer
th ey h a v e p etitio n ed th e m in iste r of
a g ric u ltu re th a t th e law o f M ay 4.
1900, be am en d ed to read a s follow s:
“ A rticle 2. All n a tu r a l f a t o th e r th a n
b u tte r o f w h a te v e r origin, a n im a l or
v egetable, h av in g u n d erg o n e for th e
p u rp o se o f sa le a m ix tu re in a n y w ay
w h a te v e r w ith an y o th er fa t, n a tu ra l
o r artificial, an d p re se n tin g one or
m ore e x te rio r c h a ra c te ris tic s of b u tte r,
su c h a s ap p e a ra n c e , consistency, color,
sm ell, ta s te o r d e g ree o f firm ness. Is
d e sig n a te d u n d e r th e nam e o f m urga-
rln e.”
T h e p etitio n a lso re q u e sts th a t sev
e ral m odifications be m ade In packing.
In th e lab els o r sig n s of m a rg a rin e
d e a le rs a n d In th e p lacing o f m nrgn-
rln e n e a r n a tu ra l b u tte r d u rin g t r a n s
p o rtatio n .
No 46
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Summer Girl— Pupa, I wUlt you’d
lock up your money and pretend to
fail. There’s a good old dear. It
needn’t lust more than a week or
two, and there are so many failures
now no one will find fault.
Father—Of all things! What—
Summer Girl—Oh, it’s nil ri)<ht.
You see, I’m engaged to nine young
men, nnd I’ve got to get rid of at
lenst eight of them somehow.—
New York Weekly.
T h at old copybook m axim finds its
most forceful application in th e waste of
vitality, which is called "b u rn in g the
! caudle at both ends.” A woman is
Jo e b u rg .
! often tem p ted beyond h er stren g th by
Johannesburg is culled for sake
j dom estic or social dem ands. Som e day
! she aw akens from th is waste o f stren g tn ! of brevity by those who reside t! ore-
to th e woeful w ant of it. She hits be I iu Jo’Lurg, but, adds a South Afri-
com e weak, nervous and m iserable.
can correspondent, “not Joe-burg,
F or weak, nervous, run-down women,
as they are citrefai to tell you.”
there is no b e tte r tonic and nervine than
Nevertheless we predict Joeburg
Dr. P ierce’s Favorite Prescription.
It
restores th e ap petite, quiets th e nerves it will he called and written in a
and gives re n ’eshing sleep.
It cures very brief period of time. There is
local diseases peculiarly w om anly which
HACKLNaac-K, A PO PU LA R RIBUED AND
K E m L D VABIXTY.
underm ine th e general h ealth. It m akes no gelling away from its singular
though fortuitous appropriateness
cl^ n tly to u g h to allo w th e f ru it to be weak women strong, sick women well.
— London Express.
" N o d o u h t y o u h a v e fo rg o tte n m e, h u t a fte r
shipped long d ista n c e s; flesh tender,
yon re a d m y le tte r y o u n r ll re m e m b e r m e,"
Juicy, pw eet an d d e lic a te ly flavored; an , w rite« Mr*. A n n ie g . M oH ng, o f ayt 7th Avenue,
C onvict H u m o r.
a ttr a c tiv e e x te rio r—th e s e n re th e prim e H. W., R o a n o k e . Va. " I n th e y e a r 1897 . I w rote
you for advice, w h ic h you g a v e m e free o f
e s s e n tia ls from th e melon d ealer’s to
The oonvicts in Sing Sing prison
c h a rg e . When I w ro te to you I wa* a w reck • I
; co u ld not w a lk s tr a ig h t for pAin*» In m y ab d o
sta n d p o in t.
issue a weekly pa per. A recent is
n o t ait d o w n , lie d o w n , o r g e t a n y
T h e g ro w e r looks fo r a m elon th a t Is c m a e se n a ; t could
all. I h a d w h a t w as c a lle d th e b est doc
sue contained the following bit oi
h e a lth y , produ ctiv e, en rly , unifo rm iu to r h e re b u t d id n o t g e t a n y b e tte r u n til I w ent
r o u g h a co<vse o f y o u r m ed ic in e I to o k eig h t ' news and quaint comment: “Mr.
size, of p leasin g q u a lity an d attractive th
b o ttle s e a c h o f ‘ F a v o rite P re sc rip tio n
and
form . T h is m ay h a v e yellow or green ‘ G o ld e n Me<lica! D isco v ery .’ a n d te n b o ttle s of i Meredith, the novelist, is no longer
e P le a s a n t P e lle t» .' I tell you th e m ed ic in e
able to take long walks in the «onn-
flesh. A h a rule, th e yello w flesh v a rie th
m a d e a c u re a f m e."
try, writes a corresjtondent. Mr.
tie s a re firm est, w hlld th e green are
W eak and nick women are invited to
We
th e m ost d e lic a te in flavor. 'C hoose th e consult Dr. Pierce, h r letter, / r r r . All Meredith has onr sympathy.
v a rie ty w hich g ro w s su ccessfu lly an d correspondence is held aa atrirtlv ptTvate.
have been thus afflicted for stveral
fo r w hich th e re is n steady demand.
Address Dr. R. V Pierce, BulTslo, N. Y
, 7«” ”
On L ong Islan d a n d a b o u t New York
Dr. P ierce's P ellets cure biliousness.
When the will of M. Philippon o i
Ilomillv, France, was opened the
other (lay, it was found that he had
set aside n certain sum of money
for n funeral banquet. According
to the will, this sum had been de
posited in a local savings bank and
after the funeral it woultF be paid
to the town ollieiuls, who alone were
invited to uttend the banquet
When they heard this good news,
the officials instructed a notel pro
prietor to have an excellent feast!
ready on the evening of the day oil
which the funeral was to be held,
and as soon os the funeral was over
they went to the savings bank in ■
body with the intention of drawing
out the money.
Oreut, however, was their sur
prise . when tlie cashier informed
them, with u smile, that M. Philip
pon had not deposited any mosey Uf
the hunk, and they did not ventnr»
to disagree with him when he h o
arded the conjecture that the de
ceased had simply been playing »
practical joke on them.
All thnt remained for them to do
was to notify the hotel proprietor
that there was no money for tho
banquet, and this they promptly
did.
A Russian Heart Breaker.
Russian feminine society is all
broken up over the untimely end of
Prince Lordkipinidae, the gayest
dancer und most reckless heart
breaker of St. Petersburg’s winter
season for many years. His high
ness died in Tiflie at the hands of
the czar’s executioner, who deftly
strangled him with the aid of a silk
| en cord between the head and shoul
ders, for when not making love in
I the capital the prince followed the
| trade of highwayman. He was sen
tenced to death for holding up thir
ty-seven coaches In the Oaucnsue
nnd shooting a dozen or more of hia
victims, all men. “To the ladies ho
was lovely,” say the reports of his
trial. Many women testified that
he treated them to candy, tea and
fruit after taking their valuables.
“Ami he was as gallantly dressed as
Era Iiiavolo in tne opera,” said an
enthusiastic witness, “and shot dead
| in my presence one of his hand who
j had frightened iny children for
fun.”
C an sn d W ill.
“Chicago’s motto is, ‘I w ill/ " re
marked Skidmore.
“So I have heard,” added Poin
dexter.
“And Maryland leads all the oth
er states in the canning industry,"
Skidmore went on.
“ Well, what’s the connection?”
“Maryland’s motto should be, 1
can.’ ”—Detroit Free Press.
F eed in g In S o ciety .
Quests decline a lot of good
things at fashionable dinners be
cause they do not know the polite
way of eating them and w ill not ex
pose their ignorance.—New York
Press.
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