- i* -» - i/^hj J'- '¿ U L i DALLAS OREGON JANUARY 17 /902. Y O L . X X V IíL L. N. WOODS, M. D. Physician and Surgeon, HUMOR O F TH E HOUR A S t u d y I n C a s te . Dal bis, Oregon. L V B EMBRtE, M O D A L L A S, - O R EG O N Office over bank. J K. S h u t , H. k»«is. S I B L E Y ¿k B A K I N , A t lo v i»«y n - i» t - L tt W . W« havw th« only set of uluttrict book« in Polk utility. IWliftbl* »listra«U lurnlsli««!, and mousy to ai’iii. No coiuuiiMioii clmrgod on loans. Hooins t tk 'I U Wilson's block, !>&!!»> J. L. COLLINS. \ttorney and Counselor at Law, Nolleltor in Chancery. Ila* bo«n In practise of hi* profession in this place cil about tuirty years, ami will attend to all business dated to hie care. Otflco, corner Main and C'ouri Oallae, Polk Co, Or r J. H. T ownhrnu • J N. H akt TOWNSEND * HAUT, A T T O R N E Y S -A T -L A W . OHice ipstaire in Odd Fellows’ new block. E . A .r.X ,_ A .B , - - O B B O O N . OSCAR HATTER. A t t o i ’n e v a t ' L a w . Olllce upstairs in Campbell’ « build- in*. DALLAS - OREUON. K . L. BUTI.KK E F . CO AD BUTLER & COAD Attorn eys-at-Law DAI,LAS, OKEGON. Will practice in nil courls. Office, over bank. Robert A. Miller, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Oregon City Oregon Room 3, Weinbard budding Opposite Courthouse. Land litica and land office business a specialty. Ex-Register Oregon City land office. .V . .J , M A R T I N , P A IN T E R , House, sign and ornamental, grain­ ing, kalsoming and paper hanging. O k kook D allas . MOTOR TIME TABLE. ^•avee Independence fer Monmouth and Airlie — j . |0 | m S:SO p in ‘ Leavee Independnee for Monmouth and Dallae- liiO a m . 7.16 pen laves Monmouth for Airlie — , 3:60 p m e Monmouth for Dallae— bam 7:10 p m savee 4lrlle for Monmoutii and Independence— uba m 6 I* >n . , L- stss Dallae for Monuiou' h an In«ie leuden is — m opio 8.10 pm. __ R . C . GRAVEN p r a a ld r n t. H . * • W IL L IA M S . w. C . V A 88A LL, a s s i s t a n t C-Hdliler. C a s h ie r HALLAS CITY BANK RB E D B R S Alxiut once In three months on the In a paper read before the Kansas overage every agricultural paper In the boKrd agriculture Mr. R. C. Johnston land publishes an article eit'var ns an said of of the .\;igorn goat. editorial or from the pen of a corre­ The Aiigotu grows to the same size spondent upon the subject of the time as a sheep, but does not m ature so to w ater horses, s a y s a correspondent rapidly. A six-month-old r any c-.n«ra«n*d ’ di«ev*c -mrr-A i.jr th* oldest i Spatial lit on th* Coast E»i j6 !' M. R T JORDAN-DI31AS1S0» »1« • P H II.m thoroughly eradicated , ) s LUTHER & CCU H aR tH IO M n. "R E A L ESTATE Timber and Ranch Lands a Specialty j * \Ve are prepared to locate you upon some o f* the finest timber claims in Oregon, or if you a want an improved ranch or fruit farm, we can <5 show you just what you are looking for. Call (S and see us. All correspondence promptly at-S tended to. LUTHER & CO., Dallas, Or. ff S BALFOUR, GUTHRIE & CO. I tf 207 Commercial street, Salem ^ Are doing i gsn.rsl warehouse mid storage buainoaa ami > r > ^ Z $ ready to buy your ^ f WHEAT*MOATSoeANDv*BARLEY * Tlic farmers of Polk dounty should see them before selling. They have the Humphrey warehouse at Salem. ^ rHBc. I« ' I ) o n *nt. . A CO . 1051 MlrAtl •».,«. F. J , • I 0* - . I0N0A» r , ^ -^ a m m m f F. H.MUSC0TT, TRU C K M A N . D a lla « : O r e g o n A fair .here of patromtge lolicited and all n-d«r* promptly fill«! — ALL KINDS o r— IRON WORK TO ORDER- Repairing Promptly Done. iD. BIDDLE, - PROP. And I t ’» O fte n D one. “Are we all out of debt at last?” she asked. “Thank heaven, we are!” he answer­ ed. “Then let’s give a swell dinner and dance,” she suggested. “But th at will put us In debt again,” he protested. “Of course it will.” she returned, “but w hat’s the good of making our credit so good If we don’t use it?”— Chicago Post. A SuKKestloii Con» I «Irretì. “ An actor must often leave his real self behind him when he goes on the stage, must he not?” said the inquisi­ tive young woman. “Well,” answered Mr. Stormlngton Barnes, “It would assuredly be a great convenience !f there were two of him so th at one could remain out and watch the box office.” — Washington Star. M ig h t lie W orse. “Oh. doctor,” exclaimed a rheum atic patient. “1 suffer dreadfully with my hands and feet.” “But. my dear sir,” rejoined the phy- slcian, “ju st try to think how much in­ convenience you would suffer without them .”—Chicago New s. V V -li-n -f f s j j S S a jmHrnmZiaSSriUti a S S s a 4(t i ** TOP^PRICES^ FORoeGRAIN ,*% 4j*. J. C. GRAHAM MANAGER. lern without the use of M m r + m r f wages every day. but that he had grown old. work made him very tired, so he had concluded to beg his bread. “Couldn’t you find occupation of some kind som ewhere?*. asked the sympa­ thetic lady. **It would surely be less tiresome than walking as much as you do to beg.” “Oh, no. lady.” replied the old tramp. “An’ I hnln’t a low down begger; I hain't the lowest o’ tli’ low. lady. No, no: there’s a class ’tw ixt me an’ th’ gypsies.”—Detroit Free Press. *M m ****X **X M M m k!kìk)fi)kSkìk)klkì or DALLA8, OREUON, Transacts a general banking ousi- uess in all its brandies; buys and sells exchange on principal points in the United States; mskes collections on all points in the Pacific Northwest; loans ♦ e e e e e e e e e e e i $ < * # * # # # $ # * * * * ♦ money and discounts paper at the best raise; allow interest on time deposits. • visit D R . J O R D A N 'S Human nature Is so happily consti­ tuted that as long as the humble man has a humbler man to look down upon be can still maintain a degree of digni­ ty and self respect. To the buck door of a city residence the other day came an old man tramp. He was grimy and tattered, weary and wretched in appearance, but asked no money, merely something to eat. A cup of hot coffee was added to "the bread aud meat bestowed fon the poor old fellow, and as he munched and sipped contentedly, albeit raven­ ously. on the doorstep the lady of the house chatted with him. He said that he was from old England, that he was once a traveling tinker and made good C L Y C L 0 N E A T F A L L S CITY Since the Luckiamute Mill Company Have received their fall and winter stock of Dry Goods, Boots, Shoes, Etc. We defy competition. Wc buy everything. We[ sell everything. We keep nothing. Cumtux.j Bring on your produce, 50 dressed hogs wanted 1 Remember we have 500,000 feet of No. fencing! at 85 a M, also a full stock of all kinds of rough' and dressed lumber, shingles, etc. LUCKIAMUTE MILL COMPANY LUCAS & DODD, Proprietors. N O 5. Mother j The power that made the lily first disclose Her wealth of white; i The cornerstone from which Time’s temples rose, The source of Might. —Robert Mackay in Success. G o o d O v e r A ll. On the river of life as I float along I see with the spirit’s sight That many a nauseous weed of wrong Has root in a seed of right, For evil is good that has gone astray, And sorrow Is only blindness, And the world is always under the sway Of the changeless law of kindness. The commonest error that truth can make Is shouting its sweet voice hoarse, And sin is only the soul’s mistake In miedireeting its force, , f And love, the fairest of all fair things : That ever to man descended, Grows rank with nettles and pois’nous stings Unless it is watched and tended. There could not be anything better than this Old world in the way it begun, And, though some m atters have gone amiss From the great original plan. And however dark the skies may appear, And however souls may blunder, I tell you i4 aii will work out clear, For good lies over and under. —Ella Wheeler Wilcox in Cosmopolitan. “ My mother was troubled with consumption for many years. At last she was given up to die. Then she tried Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral, and was speedily cured. * D. P. JoUy, Avoea, N. T. No matter how hard your cough or how long you have had ft, Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral is the best tning you can take. It’s too risky to wait until you have consump­ tion. If you are coughing today, get a bottle of Cherry Pectoral at once. Three sizes: 25c., 5#c, $1. All tfragfists. Consult your doctor. If be says take it, then do aa ba says. If he tells you not to take it. then don’t taka it. He knows. Leave it with him. We are willing. J. C. AYER CO.. Lowell. M us. GEMS The W h e r e the R oa IN V E R S E . P lt llo n o p h e r . He wrote that man is at his best When poverty assails; In graceful words lie sang the praise Cf strength that never fails, lie penned the wondrous benefit Of latmr’s homy hand, And all who read asked other folk* “ Now, isn’t th at just grand?” He wrote about the pride of work And whet a noble thing It was to see a man boar up Beneath affliction’s sting, lie argued it the better part To starve ’most every day, And they who read vowed to themselves “ I t’s best to live that way.” It was an easy book to write; It also made a stir, lie was an easy thing to bo— A rich philosopher. —Baltimore American. n il B lo n a o m F o r - ev e r. We think of a world that is black with its wrong, We think of the gardens where red roses throng, Aud we dream that the right shall rise white over wrong. And the roses shall blossom forever! We think of s world that has splendors of space, A bright world of beauty, a glad world of grace; That, rolling near heaven, would angels embrace. Where the roses shall blossom forever! —F. L. Stanton in Atlanta Constitution. T O T E A C H AT W H IT E H O U S E S h e W i l l G iv e t h e P r e s i d e n t ’» C h i l­ d r e n M n a ic a l In s t r u c t io n . MlB8 Cornelia Dy in. u Cleveland (O.) pill and a prudunte of a New York seminary, lias been chosen ns music teacher for President Roosevelt's chil­ dren. Although still cjuite younp, Miss M o n u m e n t F o p th e S o ld ie r s . A monument for the soldiers! And what will ye build it of? Can ye build it of marble or brass or bronte, Outlasting the soldiers’ love? Cun ye glorify it with legends As grand as their bloodAgith writ From the inmost shrine u rth is land of thine To the outmost verge of it? And the answer came: We would build it Out of our hopes made sure And out of our purest prayers and tears And out of our faith secure. We would build it out of the great white truths Their death hath sanctified, And the sculptured forms of the men in arms And their faces ere they died. And what heroic figures Can the Bculptor carve in Btone? Can the marble breast be made to bleed And the marble lips to moan? Can the marble brow be fevered And the marble eyes bo graved To look their last as the flag floats past J On the country they have saved? And the answer came: The figures Shall be all brave and fair * .21 And as befitting, as pure and white As the stars above their gravel The marble Iips and breast and brow Whereon the laurel lies Bequeath us right to guard the flight Of the old flag in the skies! A monument for the soldiers I Built of a people’s love And blazoned and decked and panoplied With the hearts she built it of! And see that ye build it stately In pillar und niche and gate And liigh iu pose as the souls of those It would commemorate 1 —James Whitcomb Riley. Proprietor of P rivate Lunatic Asy­ lum—This is nn extrem ely painful case. It appears that he burned 3,000 feet of gns oue month and the company only charged him for two. He lias never recovered from the shock and, 1 fear, never will. L ove. Roam the wide universe over, • Seeking for wealth or for fame, And wrest from the earth her treusuret; Win from the old world a name; Ascend with the eager toilers To hills of achievement above. But come a-weary at evening To rest on the bosom of lov*. W r o n g A g a in . Wealth, when she lavishes favors. Will claim our affeetion, we know; Foot-In It—Who was th at impudent lit­ « Fane, when she deigns to smile on us. tle brat who came Into your room and Will lead where she chooses to go, acted In such an ill bred manner while But wealth is both fickle und fleeting I was calling on you this morning? And bides with her loves but u day. And tame soon finds a new charmer Mr. Meekton—E r—why. to tell the And fades like a phantom away. truth, th at 1« our youngest son.—Ohio Fame sits on her throne on the mountain Stute Journal. | And bids all her votaries to climb; Her favors are but to be captured A P o se r. By giving of lafxir and time. Elale — Mamma, wero you ever a Wealth flouts like a butterfly gaudy With glittering Wings just abovs. c h ild ? constant and ever unchanging Mamma—Certainly, dear. All bu- But Awaits in the valley sweet love. nmn being» were once children. —Buffalo Keu Elsie— Really? Well, who took care s e n t A lo n e 1» Y o n r a . of the babies then? — Philadelphia There’s T h but e P one r e word upon the face of Time; Press. That word is "Now.” ‘ Ileed It before you hear life’s evening chime. W illi e * . D lle n im n . Your head to bow. M other- Anofher time you must net . And, with s gemleas crown, at Failure's shrln^ Interrupt me when I am talking to Ask God to raifie visitors. Willie. , The curtain ’twixt the hope that fioems divine Willie—Hut. mother, by the time And misspent days. you'd finished 1 should have forgotten j "Now” is the rriids of man’s circumstance, w hat 1 wanted to say.—Detroit free His life, his ail; I’ress. The trial of Ills fortitude, his chance To rise or fall. A S t r n r i d le . waits, the old flag floats on high, W ynks— Are you a believer In pro­ The column But soon the sun tection or free trade? Wifi count a dsy lost and in sadness sigh, "No battle won.” Bynka— Both—protection from bill collectors and free trade with the | The potter's clay is in thy handa to mold butcher and the grocery men.—Somer­ An angers face. I Why leave It, idly, to turn crude and rold ville Journal. And lose its grace? The la o b s rrr a n t W Ilo w « . The mountain beckons from its wooded aides, F ather—Miranda, isn’t it about time "Come unto m e." for yon to think of getting married? The river whispers, "Ah. my struggling tides, 11188 C O R N E L IA D Y A 8. Dyas nas won for herself a high place in musical and social circles and at one time held the position of piano In­ structor at the W ashington Cathedral semi nary. H ost to P o lis h F n r n lt n r e . When a polished table is stained by a hot dish, one restoring process Is to use fl i*81 wood alcohol and then linseed or olive oil. This treatment is excel­ lent for keeping uny polished furniture In order and is one of the few things for which wood alcohol may be used. The latter Is cheaper than the pure and for certain domestic uses Is quite as good. H o w t o M a k e S o ft G i n g e r b r e a d . Cream one-half cup of butter and lard, mixed with one cup of sugar. Add a cup of molasses, a cup of sour milk, a tea spoonful of baking soda dis­ solved In a little boiling water, two tea- spoonfuls each of powdered cinnamon and ginger, a teaspoonful each of pow­ dered cloves and nutmeg and three cups of flour. Bake in a loaf. / Miranda—Mercy, pn. I have been thinking about It ever since I woe thirteen years old!—Somerville Jour­ nal. A n o th e r W ay . Blzzer— I am going to enter o monas- tery. to live t life of meekness and privation. | Buxser—Nonsense! Why don't you become a poet?—Ohio Stole Journal. Roll ueeleNRly.” The desert rails for water that a flower May raise it* head. And Science pleads her resurrection hour To leave the dead. Great Now, while yet we sing, you glide away In mystic air. Out from the sunshine of the glad today. On, on to where T morrow, youth’s bright harbinger, still thrives; ’Twill never be; If man should have a huodred thousand livta, . . Be d find If thee Love is unequally yok ed with sick ness, k xi« Lalior is lightened by w ^Hloye, but love cannot lighten pain or relieve it. Many a ninn looks on at his wife’s suffering willing to do anything to aid her and able to do nothing.- Sometimes, however, I the husband'* attention is directed to I I)r. Pierre’s Favorite Prescription and ^ its remarkable cures of womanly dis- | eases. He may not have much hope of ; a cure, but he is led to try the medicine, ' with the result that in almost every case | there is a perfect and permanent cure. Hr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription cures j irregularity. It dries t!ie drains which ! weaken women, heals inflammation and j ulceration, and cures female weakness. Aa a tonic for women who arc nervous, : sleepless, worn-out and run-down "Fa- ! vorite Prescription is uiffcqualed. " In answ er to your fetter 1 will *ny. m y wife n com m enced to com plain tw enty years ago,” ! write* Lewi* A Mllfer. c*-Chicf-of-Police, of i Pr**»|>«ct St . W eissport, I’» "W e have tried the * skill of tw elve different doctors. She took gal­ lon* of m edicine during tne tim e she was 111, I until I w rote to you end you told ns what to do. Bhe has tak en eight bottle* of Dr Pierce * Fa- vosite Prescription and »is of th e * Golden Med- • leal Discovery ' She can do h er own work now and can w alk around again and i* quite sm art.* Favorite I Rescript ion ” ha* the testi­ mony of thousand* of women to its com­ plete cure ol womanly diseases. I>o not , accept an unknown and unproved sub» ' stitute in its place. Dr. Pierce • Pleasant Pellets invigor­ ate stoma' h, liver aud bowel*. * R E L IG IO U S T H O U G H T . G em » G le a n e d F r o m t h e T e a e k l a g s o f A ll D e n o m in a tio n ». The core of the raueer of slu U In »elHehnei». — Rev. Dr. John Lindsay Withrow. Presbyterian, Boston. C t t l. e n a lU p n nt 1 D o t , . Remember thnt your eitizeushlp is In heaven and your duty here on the earth below.—Rev. James Heaney, Preabyte- rlan, Philadelphia. U o .v to J o d i,« . A man’s life la to he Judged by Ida Ideals, by what he alms at, not by what he has achieved.—Rev. Hugh Black, Free Church. Kdlnburgh. O n ly t h . R o o d M . r K . o i v . Re sure that the language of divine things can never lie understood by the wicked.—Rev. Herbert Yeuell, Chris­ tian Cburch, Pittsburg. A G ood C o re. I»t me give you one more prescrip­ tion. If you want to be cured of grumbling, go to work.—Ilev. Dr. 1*. S. Henson, Baptist, Chicago. t ‘. . o f S t r e n g t h , God does not make a man strong simply that be may be strong, but that he may help others to get strong.— Itev. It. G. Hobbs, Methodist, Spring- field, III- C r im e o f S e lfl.h n e e e , Selfishness Is the most wretched form of spiritual poverty. Life loses In the proportion in which It withholds Itself and gains by ail It gives.—Ilev. C. J. Hall, People's Tabernacle, Denver. h s s a r r h s . s b le P e n «.. There Is peace In unselfishness. In checrfu,lncHy, ill resignation, and It is a pence which no mere power of gold cun acquire.—Rev. Dr. George II. Ilep- wortb, Congregatlonallst, New York. A S h ln ln ir I.lig h t. The Bible then, we see, towers high above all other books. As the sun's light eclipses the light of the candle, •even so the Bible outshines all the works of men.—Uev. H. P. Aston, Bap­ tist, Atlanta. W a t c h Y o u r C h ild r e n . In the name of God watch your chil­ dren. Better be seemingly harsh that their souls may truly live here and hereafter than be weak and foolish.— Itev. F. P. Dougherty, Catholic, Phila­ delphia. T h e B e tte r P r e y c r . It Is easy to pray for rain. It Is more difficult to pray that God will keep this great riel» nation humble be­ fore him nnd obedient to all his laws. —Rev. Jeremiah Cromer, Congregatlon­ allst, St Louis. Im m o r ta lity . Man may he cramped and narrowed down and confitied to doubt or dark­ ness, to poverty or Infidelity, but whisperings within his soul speak of an endless life.—Rev. Dr. W. D. Wil­ liams, Little Rock, Ark. T r u s t In R o d 's C a r e . God never sends a man on a mission without haring first prepared the way. Follow his directions, do your part, and he will take care of the rest.—Rev. E. D. W. Jones, African ¿lethodist Episcopal, Allegheny City, Pa. C l r l e V i r t u e .N e e d e d . There has to he a higher type of civic virtue In ull this country than Is now generally exhibited or the power and leisure that nppllcd science bus given us will prove a curse and Dot a bless­ ing.—Uev. David Utter, Uulturlan, Den­ ver. Faith. All the great problems of life and du­ ty are ultimately solved by faith aud not by reason. The human mind Is helpless In the presence of all questions that tonsil Infinity, and yet Infinity hedges us round about on every side.— Uev. Bruce Brown, Christian Cburch, ’Denver. D e a th b u t a n In c id e n t. Death is merely nn Ipcldeut In man’s life. After the soul tins departed nnd all thnt Is mortal of us lias been con­ signed to the dust from which we were created, man still continues to live, for then It Is that Wo receive a spiritual body. — Itev. H. Branson Richards, Lutheran, Philadelphia. G o d In N a t u r e . I think the church has done wrong, though unwittingly, when It bus taught that God's presence Is more real within the four walls of n cbupel. or at the altar, than It Is at the foot of a grand old tree, or on the shore of a !>enutlful lake.—Rev. Dr. Charles II. Eaton, l.'ulversallst. New York. R e g e n e r a tio n N eed ed . Except a man—except you—be born ngaili you cannot see tbe kingdom of God. and may God write it indelibly on the heart of every one that there 1« no true Christianity without a renewal of heart, of affections, of motive»—a complete regeneration,, a new birth by the spirit of God!—Rev. Robert R. Llt- tel. Union Presbyterian Seminary. A r e Y o n F o r v l n g Y o u r C h a in t Watch the man who Is spending his Inheritance for the paltry joys of a passing hour. Watch him, 1 say, and there will come a time when he will “come to himself’— nye, come to him­ self, disgusted with himself ami the world, a disappointed man; for alu la not the finding of one’s lil»erty, but rather the forging of one’s chain.—Rev. Dr. G. Campbell Morgan, Evangelist.