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L . N . W O O D S , M. D.
Physician and Surgeon,
D allas, O re g o n .
Cloaks and
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D A L L A S , - OREGON
W E SHOW EV ER Y N EW STY LE.
V A LUES AUE UNM ATOHABLE.
T H E I 'l l I C E S K A N U E F R O M
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S T O C K IN G S
FO R BOYS
A N D G IR L S
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T R IP L E TO ES
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We have the only sot of iibotr.o t books it) Polk
e n tity . R elia b le ab stra c t* fu rn ish ed , a n d m oney to
o J j i . No uoniniiMion ch arg ed on loan*. Room s 2
i»i ¿t 'A lison's block, Dallas
They i*ro made of the
very finest <ju »1!»y of
la m b s k in and wear bet
ter l ha n any ui her $1
glov« on 1 h i m arket.
J. L. COLLINS,
\ttorney and Counselor at Law,
V u lle llu r l a
« 'h a a o r r y .
Uft, l .a .111 III pr.ctiti. lit 111, proft-v«i<>n In this place
ui all >ul thirty year«, amt will attaint tn ull III 'll c .
rtrr j »ti.il to h i, care. O ittc , b>orn«r M ain anti Court
t, 'tail,,. Polk Oo, Ur
J . H . T ow nsend
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A b U L L 1 I N E OK S H A D E S .
$J A PAIR.
J- N . H * kt
Hoi Versons
A T T O H N E Y S -A T -L A W .
Office ip nlaiitt ill O dd F o llo w s’ new
block.
E -A -X .I.-A -S ,
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THE BIG BARGAIN
HOUSE OF SALEH
O H E G tO N .
OSCAR HAYTER.
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O llice lip s ta ir s in C a m p b e ll’ e b u ild
in g .
DALLAS
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OREGON.
* LUTHER & CO.se
* REAL ESTATE
Timber and Ranch
Lands a Specialty»*
We are prepared to locate you upon some o , fc m
the finest timber claims in Oregon, or if you
want an improved ranch or fruit farn^ we can
show you just what you are looking for. Call T
and see us. All correspondence promptly at
tended to.
LUTHER & CO., Dallas, Or.
V. CO A It
N. L. Bl'TI.KIt
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B U T L E R & COAD
Atto r n ey s-at- Law
D A I.L A S , O R E G O N .
W ill p ra c tic e in a ll c o u ris .
o v er b a n k .
Office,
Robert A. Miller,
A T T O R N E Y -A T -L A W
Oregon City »* Oregon
Rotini 3, Wei nil aid building
Opposite Courthoune.
L a n d title » an d la n d office burine»»
a s p e c ia lty .
E x -R e g is te r O regon C ity la n d office.
À . .J . M A R T I N ,
PAINTER,
H o u s e , sig n a n d o r n a m e n t a l , g r a in
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I !îî BALFOUR,
GUTHRIE & CO. I
207 Commercial street, Salem
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re a d y to b u ÿ vom
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T iie fa rm e rs of P o lk dount.y s h o u ld see then» before s e llin g ,
T b « v h ave th e H u m p h r e y w are h o u se a t »Salem.
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J . C. GRAHAM
M A NAGER.
i n g , k a ls o m in g a n d p a p e r h a n g in g .
D * u .» s .
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My c h ic k s h av e been kept In c a t
p ro o f coops fo r th ree or fo u r w eek s
a n d th e n tu rn e d out, th e chicks to ru n ,
w h ile th e h eu s a re confined In s la tte d
coops. T h e re is still d an g e r fro m c a ts
a t th a t age, b u t I would ra th e r risk los
ing a few a n d give th em th e ben efit of
th e ra n g e th a n sav e all from c a ts an d
h a v e on ly su ch ch iek s a s a re g ro w n In
v ery close q u arter« . T h ere h av e been
sev eral c a ts abo d t, b u t th e ch ick s w ere
o u t fo r a lo n g tim e b efo re ie c a ts m o
lested th em a t all. T h en oue d ay 1
w e n t hom e a t noon an d . going o u t to
feed th e chicks, noticed first th a t a
lig h t B ra h m a chick w h ich I w as p a r
tic u la rly an x io u s to ra ise because w hen
h atc h e d he w as n early black, w a s not
th e re : I h u n ted high a n d low, b u t could
n o t find him . T hen I counted o th er
broods In th a t p a r t o f th e y ard am i
found th a t tw o m ore ch ick s w ere m iss
ing. T h a t aftern o o n 1 ch o red a b o u t the
place a n d k ep t on th e a le rt fo r a d is
tu rb a n c e am ong th e chicks. A bout th e
m iddle o f th e afte rn o o n ! heard u com
m otion a n d arriv ed on th e scene ju s t in
tim e to see a n eig h b o r's e a t d isa p p e a r
w ith a chick, B eing suit* of th e c a t, I
inform ed th e neighbor, an d th e c a t h as
n o t been seen since, n o r did an y m ore
ch ick en s d isa p p e a r u n til sev eral w eeks
later.
T h en la te one a fte rn o o n I sa w a h alf
g ro w n k itte n d ra g g in g aw ay a chick
th a t w ould w eigh a b o u t a pound. As
th e chick seem ed to lie very m uch alive
I w en t a f t e r th e cat. W hen I ap p ro ach
ed, it d ropped th e ch ick an d ran . T h a t
ev en in g a n d a g a in n e x t m o rn in g 1
w atch ed fo r Its re tu rn w ith a gun, b u t
It n e v e r cam e back. In q u iry discovered
th a t it w a s a c a t t h a t had been a b a n
doned by a fam ily recen tly m oved
aw ay . H u n g e r pro m p ted it to h u n t,
an d th e ch ick s cam e h an d y .
W e can h ard ly blam e th e c a t u n d er
such circu m stan ces, an d I th in k th a t
in p e rh a p s th e m a jo rity o f cases
w h ere c a ts kill ch ick s th e fa u lt is w ith
th e o w n e rs of th e cats. M any people
p u rp o sely keep th e ir c a ts sh o rt of food
to in d u ce th em to h u n t m ice an d ra ts.
T h e usu al re su lt is th a t th ey h u n t
w h a t com es m ost co n v en ien t. T h e b est
m o u sers am i r a tte rs w e h av e had have
been c a ts th a t killed Their prey, b u t
ra re ly a te It. T h e b e st c at w e ev er
had c a u g h t co m p arativ ely few mice
an d ra ts, b u t p a tro led th e place so
| th o ro u g h ly th a t s i c frig h ten ed them
aw ay .
In a g re a t m an y ra s e s p o u ltry keep
ers are to b lam e fo r c a ts killing chicks.
T h ey leav e an occasio n al d ead chick
w h ere a c a t finds it. T he c at c a ts It,
acq u ire s a ta s te fo r young chicken and
soon b eg in s to kill. T h is Is n o t' «a d e
fen se of th e chicken killing c a t; It Is
a n e x p la n a tio n . T h e cat th a t kills
ch ick en s o u g h t n o t to be allow ed to
live, b u t a s c a ts a s w ell a s ch ick en s—
th a t is, som e c a ts —a re usefu l it is cer
ta in ly th e b est policy to h av e c a ts
ta u g h t an d tra in e d to let ch ick en s
alone a n d to allow no o th ers a b o u t.—
Cor. F a rm P o u ltry .
Halverson’s Leader Overall. 50 c
a pair. Best value ever Offered
TOWNSEND <L li vin',
,
T h e y Maty W o i l W e l l T o g e th e r , bu t
S p e c ia l T r a l u l a « !■ X e o e a ia r j,
25 cents a pair.
H . C , ISAKIH.
S IB L E Y
CATS AND POULTRY.
T H E Y li A V E -
T R IP L E H E E L S
$5 to $30.
Oili e o v er b a n k .
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An
MOTOR TIME TABLE.
CLYCL0NE AT FALLS CITY
Since the Luckiamute Mill Company
Leavst Independence fer Monmouth and Airlia-
7’80 a m
3:30 P ,n
v«s Indapandnaa for Monmouth and Daltos-
a m
7:16 p m
£
Have received their fall and winter stock of
Dry Goods, Boots, Shoes, Etc.
We defy competition. We buy everything. We
sell everything. We keep nothing. Cumtux.
Bring on your produce, o() dressed hogs wanted.
Remember we have 500,000 feet of No. fencing
at $5 a M, also a full stock of all kinds of rough
and dressed lumber, shingles, etc.
LUCKIAMUTE MILL COMPANY
v<s Monmouth for Airlie -
60 a in
Leaves Monmouth for
U N im
* W P m
Dalliia—
7 :8 0 p m
p e a v as Airlie for M onm outo and Independence—
©: 0 o » m
'• P 10
L*»»rea D allaiforM G ninou.ii a n 1 Inu«-i«nd*n-:e-
1>00 p m
8.80 p m.
R . C . CRAVEN
» • »• W IIX IA M S.
|'rflii)< l«H it.
C a s h ie r.
W . C. V A S S A L L , assistant C a sh ie r
U ALLAS U1TÏ BANK
OF
DALLAS,
OREGON,
T ra n s a c ts » ft g e n e ra l b a n k in g ouai-
uwss in all its b r a n c h e s ; b u y s a n d aclis ¡
e x c h a n g e on p r in c ip a l p o in ts in th e
U n ite d S ta te s ; m a k e s c o lle c tio n s on all I
p o in t« in th e P acific N o r th w e s t; lo a n s ¡
m o n e y a n d d is c o u n ts p a p e r a t th e best
r a te s ; allow iu te r e s t o n tim e d eposits.
LUCAS & DODD, Proprietors.
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DALLAS OREGON, DECEMBER 20, 1901.
D R . J O R D A N ’ S «atari
1USEUS OF ANATOMY)
io n i i U E T s T . . « i m u c i s c » . c i L r
T h e 1-argest A natom ical Muaeuaa In th e
W o rld . w w fk n M -e t o r an y co n tra c te d
disease
r s s r n d Djr th e o ldest
Special)»: on th e C o a st Eat.
year*.
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I r r r , , nmo, Mitt, M k , Whips, Boots, Elc. |
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E s ta b lis h e d 1800-
a u u C o m m e rc ia l s tr e e t, S a le m -
i-:-+ -'r+ + + + + -M -+ rT * -> + + + * * + + + -:":-v v v -> + + .i"5 "l-+ -5 -+ + + + + + + + + + + + -> + v -.
OR. JORDAN—DISEASES OF MEN
« Y l ' f l l l . l « th oroughly eradlea-ed
from .y »t-m w ithout th e u>e o f M a r e a r y
T r a m s fitted h y an E xpert- R a i l *
M l r a r e for M a y t a r * . A f s c k and
rad ical cur* for F I I m . F l a a a r # and
r i n t w l a p . t>y LH Jo rd a n s tp a c .a l pAin
leas method*.
C u n ra lta tio n free and atrlrtlyprlw ara. T re a tm e n t p e r
sona l y o r b y le tte r A FWHw# C era In e v e ry case
■ o d e rts k -n . W rite for Book P H I L O i O P R I ' - f
T t R O U C F , MAH.KD PMER. fA va4ua»*T book
fo rn .-a ) C ello * » rite
OH IORDAN A CO., 1051 Market St. V F.
F. H. MUSCOTT,
TRUCKMAN.
D a lla s : O r e g o n
A fair ( h a r e o f p a tr o n a g e solicited
• n d all o -d e rs p r o m p tly filled.
Dallas Foundry!
— A L L KVlfDR OF—
IRON WORK TO ORDER-
Repairing Promptly Done.
BD. BIDDLE, - PROP.
Grand Opening Day Sale
FO R 20 D A Y S A T O U R N E W S T O R E W IT H N E W
GOODS A N D LOW ER PR IC E S T H A N EV ER
F o r te n y e a rs we I n i'e Imcl 11»** title for c lo th in g e n d fu rn is h in g
goods tu r n e d tr> o u r sto re a t 299 C o m m e rc ia l s tr e e t, S a lem . N ow we
w a n t to tu r n th e ti*ie to o u r new ;tn«l «o n im o d io u s sto re « t 2 r»4 am i s
256 C o m m e rc ia l s tr e e t, a n d mr a ?pecial iid v e f tite m e n t we s h a ll in m -r.
g u r a tc a g ra n d o p e n in g s:de, b e g in n in g D ece r,.h er 11th ; n d r o ’.tin u - ■
in g to J a n u a r y 1, 1902. W e s h s ll m v k e low er pri* e* th a n e v e r a n d ?
th is » m an s on new fresh good*— n o t low er p r in ts on old c lie s n u t* , th e ‘
doxen o r so old s u its we m ig h t b a p j en to h av e left. Y ou c a n bu y a t^
25, 30 o r 50 p e r c e n t n is c o u n t, id fa c t, if a d e s e rv in g m an o r boy c o m
es a lo n g h a v in g n o m o n ey a n d w a n te d o n e , w e w ould give it to h im .!
T h e re a r s tw o p o m te in th is n o tic e t h a t we w ish to l>e esp e c ia lly sig n i-§
f ic a n t: F ir s t, o u r re m o v a l; e e c o n d . th e p ric e s we sh a ll m a k e will hep
irrifis tib le , as we d o n o t ca re for th e m a tte r of a few h u n d r e d d o llars*
to g e t th o ro u g h ly ad v e rtise d a t o u r new sto re . T h is is n o h o c u s p o c u s l
ta lk , for we m e a n w h a t we sa y . C o m e a n d «ee us in o u r # new »’o r e ,;
w h e th e r y o u w a n t to b u y o r n o t.
C . P . B IS H O P , p ro p rie to r o f »
Salem Woolen Mills Store
254 Commercial Straat.
I n te llig e n t
G oose.
A w rite r in O u r A nim al F rie n d s re
la te s se v era l a n ecd o tes th a t sh o w the
Intelligence o f a n im a ls an d b irds. T he
fo llow ing Is am o n g them :
“ At A rd g lass. C ounty Down. Irelan d ,
Is a long tr a c t of t u r f com ing to th e
edge o f th e rocks o v erh an g in g th e sea.
w h ere c a ttle an d geese feed. A t a
b a rn on th is tr a c t th e re w as a low in
closure, w ith a door fasten ed by a
hook an d sta p le to th e side p o st; w h en
th e hook w as out o f the stap le, the
door fell open by its own w eight. I
one d ay saw a goose w ith a larg e troop
of goslin g s corning ofT th e tu r f to tills
door, w hich w as secu red by th is hook
in th e stap le. T h e goose w aited for a
m o m en t or tw o, ns if for th e do o r to
be opened, an d th en tu rn e d aro u n d as
If to go aw a y , b u t w h a t she did w as to
m ake a ru sh at th e door an d . m ak in g
a d a r t w ith her b eak at th e point of
th e hook, n early th re w it out of the
staph*. She rep eated th is nm neuvei
an d . su cceed in g a t th e th ird atte m p t,
th e door fell open and th e goose led
h e r tro o p In w ith a sound o f triu m
p h a n t chuck lin g . H ow had th e goose
le a rn e d th a t th e fo rce of th e ru sh w as
n eed fu l to giv e th e hook a sufficient
to s e r
Long Hair
“ About a y ear ago m y h a ir wa»
com ing o u t very fast, so I bo u g h t
a bottle of A y ei’s H a ir V igor. I t
stopped th e falling an d m ade my
h a ir grow v ery rapidly, u n til now it
la 4 5 in c h e s in le n g th .” — M rs. A.
B o ydston, A tchison, K an s.
There’s another hanger
than that of the stomach.
Hair hunger, for instance.
Hungry hair needs food,
needs hair vigor— Ayer’s.
This is why we say that
Ayer’s Hair Vigor always
restores color, and makes
the hair grow long and
heavy.
S1.M • turn,. All dr»oi«u.
If your druggist cannot supply yon,
send us one dollar and we will express
you a bottle. Be sure and give the name
of your nearest express office. Address,
J . C. AYER CO., Lowell, Mass.
p resid en ts h av e been selected from sev
o ral sta te s. T h e clu b ex p ects to offer
larg e c ash prem iu m s to be com peted
fo r a t th e C hicago show . Mr. Diet*
would like to h ear from all bantam
b reed ers ev ery w h ere.
A MORGAN INTERVIEW.
J. Pierpont Morgan makes his
boast that he never has been inter
viewed, and declares that in the last
seven years but one interviewer ever
has been able to approach him. This
was on a recent trip to Europe when
a representative of the London
Times would not take “No” for his
f.nsiver.
“Tell The Times man ray time is
worth £10 a minute,” at last said
Morgan.
“The Times man says he’ll take
two minutes at that,” came back the
reply.
The interviewer handed Mr. Mor
gan £20, talked just two minutes by
both their watches, did all the talk
ing himself and rose to go on the
ins tant.
“ Why did you w a n t t o see m e ? ”
Morgan asked in curiosity.
“Oh, I wagered £100 that I would
interview you personally; that’s
all,” was his reply.
Morgan congratulated him on his
enterprise, and dismissed him with
in the third minute of his call.
When asked the other day if he
kept the £20, Morgan said, “Yes,
and I haven’t earned money in a
long time that gave me the satisfac
tion that £20 did.”
N O I.
NEW SHORT STORIES
C h a r lt r
o l Dam
B in .
T h e circu s h a s n o t a lw a y s been con
■ldered a d esirab le a d ju n c t to th e
church, an d It m u st h av e been a des
p erate situ a tio n th a t tem p ted a g roup
In d ia n a w om en to seek a id hi sneb
a q u a rte r.
I t h ap p en ed a t a tim e w h en th e fa
m ous D an Klee w a s try in g to ste e r hla
tlrc u s th ro u g h fin an cial b r e a k e n . He
t a d g o t s s f a r a s V incennes, a n d th e re
cue d ay In a m elancholy w ood b e w a s
«lan d in g !u fro n t o f th e te n t flgnrlDg
on th e prospi-ct o f g e ttin g o u t of to w n
a t all an d gloom ily liste n in g to dis
p arag in g co m m en ts on his b an d b y th e
tow nsfolk w hen he wna ap p ro ach ed by
It p a rty of ladles, o n e o f whom said :
“ Colonel Klee, w e h av e a lw a y s beard
ot you a s a very c h a rita b le m an. Un-
lo rtu n a te ly o u r c h u rch has been dam -
l-.ged an d needs a n ew roof. W e
th o u g h t you m ig h t be w illing to su b
scribe to w a rd It.”
T h e h u m o r o f th e situ a tio n ap p ealed
to th e old sh o w m an . H e re he w as,
w ith o u t a d o llar he could cull his ow n,
nsln-d to c o n trib u te to ch a rity . H e
pulled a nickel o u t o f h is pocket an d
said w ith th e u tm o st g ra v ity :
“ L ad les, th is m ay npitenr to you a
sm all am o u n t, b u t It re p re se n ts nil th e
m oney I possess. H o w ev er, 1 believe
h e a rtily In th e ca u se you a re pleading,
a n d 1 sh all n o t u tte r ly re fu s e yo u r re
q u est. I pro m ise you th n t If th is show
dives an y b u sin e ss h ere I w ill n o t only
c o n trib u te
to w a rd
re p a irin g
your
c h u rch , b u t I will p u t a new roof on
It.”
F o r one reaso n o r a n o th e r—p e rh a p s
th o lad ies m ig h t ex p lain It—th e tw o
p erfo rm an ces th n t d a y n e tte d so larg e
a sum th n t th e old sh o w m a n w as e n
ab led to pay his w a y to th e n e x t tow n
a n d th e c h u rch to rejo ice In a new roof.
ct
M n ric
M r.
M r K I n l r , 1,
Speech.
T h« P re tld e n t’* Nam e.
Mr». C o ra w a l1 ls -W ra ,’a W it.
Not so long ag o .lusepb C h am b erlain
refused, w ith th a t firm ness, n o t to say
o bstinacy, th a t Is so Irrita tin g to th e
Inquiring m ind, to d isc u ss tb e w a r w ith
Mrs. G eorge C o rn w a llis-W e st “ 1 see.”
she said sw eetly, “yon p refe r to d iscuss
y o u r Indlscretluiia In public.“ Not long
a f te r th e colonial se c re ta ry m ad e som e
r a th e r sa rc a stic re m a rk a b o u t tb s po
litical ac tiv ity o f c e rta in w om en, add
in g th a t be could not u n d e rsta n d w hy
A m erican women, w ho k ep t o u t o f pol
itics a t home, overw helm ed us In E ng
land. “ A h," said Mrs. C ornw allis-W est
Innocently. "A m erican men a re too In
tellig en t to need o u r e d u c a tm g Influ
ence.”
L s t In t o a S c e n t .
D u rin g G eneral K horm an’s fam o u s
“m arch to tb e se a ” both n o rth a n d
so u th w ere com pletely m ystified s s to
w b u t point th e g en eral w a s strik in g
for, an d one d a y tin old G eorgia p lan t
e r w ho had called a t bis h e a d q u a rte rs
an d en joyed his good ch eer ask ed him
boldly If he had an y o b jectio n to te ll
ing w h ere ills a rm y w as bound. “ Not
th e least,” said S h erm an . T h en , lean
ing over, h e w h isp ered In h is g u est’s
ear. b u t so loudly t h a t every b o d y else
In th e te n t o v erh eard It. “ W e a r e going
p re tty m uch w h e re w e ----- please!”
S ib e r ia n
S e a ls .
S ealsk in s a r e o b tain ed on th re e Is
lan d s of Rllterla, on B erin g a n d Cop
per Islands, th e C om m odore group, to
th e e a s t of K am c h a tk a , a n d on Itob-
ben Island, a few m iles so u th , ott
Cupe P atien ce, on th e e a s te rn co ast of
R akalln Island.
H e w t o M a k e F o a m y Snn ee.
T o m ak e foam y sa u c e ru b tw o cu p
fu ls of su g a r to a v ery lig h t cream
w ith th re e -fo u rth s of a c u p fu l of b u t
ter. T h en add by th e teasp o o n fu l, bo at
ing co u stan tly , one cu p fu l o f f ru it
ju ice. J u s t before uslDg float tb e bowl
co n tain in g th e m ix tu re lu boiling w a te r
, until It Is dissolved, b u t do n o t s tir aft-
- e r th is begins.
A well kn o w n g e n e ra l of th e civil
w ar. w ho h as sin ce becom e p ro m in en t
In U n ited S ta te s p o lities an d Is now a
se n a to r front one of th e w estern sta te s,
w a s g o in g to sp eak n t a political m eet
ing a t M nrlhoro, O., a n d so also w as
Mr. M cK inley, th e n a co n g ressm an .
T hey drove dow n from C nnton to g e th
H o w to C a r e D o w e l T r o a b le o .
er. As th e y w e re d riv in g alo n g th e
O ne o f th e b est rem ed ies In case of
g en eral ask ed h is com panion fo r som e
su g g estio n s, and th e la tte r k in d ly e x bowel tro u b le s is a p a rtly b e a te n ra w
plained th e situ a tio n m id ad v an ce d a r egg ta k e n a t one sw allo w . I t la h eal
g u m en ts In su p p o rt o f th e position of ing to tb e Inflam ed sto m ach a n d In tes
th e R ep u b lican p a rty . Mr. M cK inley, tin e s an d w ill reliev e th e feelin g o f dis
tress. F o u r eggs ta k e n In t b i t m an n er
ns u su al, h ad 4tla su b je c t well In h an d ,
in 24 h o u rs w ill fo rm tb e b ear k in d o f
b u t. In ad d itio n , w a s fortified w ith
n o u rish m en t a s w ell a s m ed icin e fo r
n otes g iving c e rta in s ta tis tic s I 11 cor
tb e p a tien t.
ro b o ratio n o f h is a r g u m e n t H e told
H o w to M a k o Q u ee n l a b
P o w it r .
T ak e one ou n ce o f tb e b e st rice pow
der, th re e ounces o f tb e .b est pow dered
oxide o f zinc, b a lf a n o an ce o f carbo
n a te d m agnesia, 20 g ra in s o f pow dered
boraclc acid an d tw o d ro p s o f oil of
roses. Mix by p assin g th ro u g h a sieve
ag ain a n d ag ain . C olor a f a in t pluk
w ith carm in e.
flo w
to M a k e C la m
F lo .
F o r a clam pie tb e cla m s a r e m ixed
w ith po rk chopped fine, sliced p o tato
and a b it o f onion an d cooked to a boll,
th en b ak ed w ith bo th a n u p p er an d
low er c ru s t f o r 30 m in u te s.
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U n d au n ted by M ajesty .
The “gillies” thnt were a feature
of Queen Victoria’s household have
been retailed bv the king. These
servants have always been noted for
their faithfulness of service and
frankness of speech. Recently the
king, exhausted by a long day’s
work, ordered some light refresh
ment, which was brought by a “gil
lie”—one Macdonald.
“I think I’d like to chango places
with you, Macdonald,” said the
king, with a smile.
“A n n daurin’ tac theenk, your
mawjusty,” replied the honest Scot,
“that it takes an unco guid mon tae
he aye a gullic.”
“Do you mean that I’m not ‘guid’
enough ?”
“Aw’ll no snv that,” answered the
undaunted Mac, “but awm makin’
hold tae tell your mawjusty that
you’d hauv a hitter lot tae learn.”
“You’re right, Macdonald,” was
the smiling response. “Some kings
are made, hut clever gillies are horn,
not made.’'—London Mail.
K lh ley 's n o te * W hen th e g en eral h ad
finished, th e re w as little le ft fo r th o
m ajo r to sa y .—C hicago N ev a.
S u gar.
T h e a m o u n t of S ugar consum ed In
th e civilized w orld la s t y e a r w a s o v er
6,000,000 tons.
JINGLES AND JESTS,
"M A JO K . JU S T I 1 AXD MX TH OSE DOCU M EETS."
th e g en eral a b o u t w h n t line of th o u g h t
lie ln ten led to p u rsu e In m ak in g his
sp eech a t M arlboro, an d » th e latter,
w ho w a s to sp eak first, ag reed th a t he
w ould say v ery lltG e an d w ould leave
th e bulk o f a rg u m e n t to Mr. M cK in
ley. T be g e n e ra l d u ly m ade h is bow
to th e au d ien ce an d beg an his speech.
As he Itecum e w arm ed up th e reco l
lection o f w h u t Mr. M cK inley b ad been
ta lk in g a b o u t on th e w ay to th e m eet
ing heennie stro n g er, an d he beg an
p u rau ln g th e line o f a rg u m e n t th a t bis
com panion h ad p rejin red fo r him self.
T h e g en eral laid d o w n h i | proposition
Ju st n s th e m ajo r hod done In th e c a r
ria g e and finally .«aid: "A n d I enn
p ro v e nil this. M ajor, Ju st h an d roe
th y se d o cu m en ts.” And th en he pro
ceeded to reail nt !e*»-.-*h from '*»• M e
A R ie a t lo t o f E m p h u la .
Frenchm en «hruf th e ir ahouldert w hen they wnnt
to em phaaiae;
The B rito n give« hia head a little tw tat;
The dago sim ply Jabber« and geatlculatea with-
▼in»;
The Am erican hita th e tab le w ith h la flat.
But when it com«« to «mphaaia and m aking mat*
ters plain
And te l' 'ng Just exactly how he faela
The m ule is m ore em phatic th a n all th e men com
bined,
And he alwaya makaa h ia gaaturas w ith hia
heel«.
—New Or lean« Time«-Democrat.
I ’a n a l ly
the
W ay.
“ B ut how ,” th ey ask ed , “d id you hap*
pen to p erm it th e m ao to b u n k o you?”
“ W hy, to tell th e tr u th ,” an sw ere d
th e tr u th f u l inan. “ I w e n t Into th e
pum e because 1 th o u g h t th e re w as a
chnnce to b u nko him .” —C h icag o Post.
Back
A c t io «.
The natne of the president is
A young football player nam ed B unting,
W ho late ly for tro u b le waa hun tin g ,
“Rosyvelt,” not “Roosefelt.” The
Ran afoul of a m ule.
D n c k lln r c a D y in g .
indiscriminate pronunciation of the
Who dism ayed th e young fool
W e a r e req u ested to give th e cau se of
I
president’s
name
by
the
hundreds
W ith a strong exhibition of punting.
d u ck lin g s dying, th e follow ing le tte r
- P hiladelphia Prea
I of callers who throng the White
com ing from O rlean s, C a n ad a:
House
these
days
has
resulted
in
an
“ W ill you kindly tell us th e cau se
o f so m any o f o u r you n g d u ck lin g s ! official and authorized statement of
d y in g ? We h av e Ju st com m enced the correct way in which the name
duck ra isin g a n d o u r present loss Is of the chief executive should he pro-
not enco u rag in g . W e feed Miem the 1 nounced.
This statement an
first w eek on m ash ed p o tato es and nounces: “The accent is on the
skim m ilk,
m ixed
w ith
g rit, and first of three syllables, and this first
la te r on as m uch ground o atm eal as
I syllable is pronounced with the long
th e y can eat. T h ey a re d u ste d every
second week w ith Insect pow der. T hey sound of the letter ‘o ’ as iri tho
seem to droop th e ir h ead s in th e m orn ! word ‘rose,’ and not as in the word
ing a n d th e follow ing m orning they are ‘goose.’ The first letter ‘c’ is also
sounded, and the entire name is
d ead .”
All Inquiries sh o u ld give d etails. O ur spoken as though it were written
co rresp o n d en t does not s ta te bow often ‘Kosyvelt.’ ”
The statement con
he feeds, nor th e kind of g rit. T he cludes that all other ways of pro T H E G R E A T A N D G RO W IN G G R E A T tR S T O R E S j«
only g rit th ey sh o u ld have is finely nouncing the president’s name, of L A R G E IM P O R T A T IO N S O F H O L ID A Y GOODS j *
’ '
c ra sh e d o y ste r shells.
T h e rap id
which
there
is
a
great
variety,
are
g ro w th of d u ck lin g s n ecessitates som e
A d e x te n s iv e d e p a r tm e n t o n o u r seeo m l floor
th in g m ore th a n p o tato es an d m ilk incorrect.
(n early all w a te ry food), and th e m ess
sho u ld be th ick en ed w ith b ra n and
corn m eal, g iv in g one p a rt an im a l m eal
w ith ev ery tw o p a r ts o f th e g rain food.
H atin g filth In th e y a rd will also cause
loss.—P o u ltry K eep er.
A R n n d im
« la l».
d ev o te d e x c lu siv e ly to
A
R a rd 'ii C o n d a a l o a .
1 poem y e a n a*o;
Ita m eaning ia obacure.
I t i m ’t «ntereetlng, «o
I g'jeaa i t ’s lite ra tu re .
— W ashington S tir.
1 w rote
As T h in ««
A re F i f l a l a r d .
T b e In ln rn m lo n al 1(11119111 lirw lp r » 1
"Ye*. I am going to w rite a p lay .”
clu b b a s (own o rg a n ic o l. w ith Mr». F
"A h. Indeed? H a v e yon picked o u t
I,.
M nr i n n P ark . III., n* pro* th e novel y e t? ” —C hicago P o st.
b len t. B. J W. Hint*. N u p rrrille, III..
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TOYS
G L A S S A R T N O V E L T IE S
BASKETS
DRUM S
VASES
W AGONS
8TA TU K S
BURNT L EA TH ER
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S alem p ao p lc call t b s big «turo T o y -L a n d ,
a n d it is w o rth g o in g a lo n g way to see.
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