DALLAS, OREGON, JUNE 21, 1901.
VOL. XXVII.
!.. N. W O O D S, M. D.
G R O W IN G OLD.
P h y s ic ia n and S u rg e o n .
OM -we are grow iaf old.
Grans on through a l>iju\jfi>l road.
Finding earth a more bl.-ssed abode,
Nobler work hy our liandb to be wrought*
Freer pat hs for our hope and our thought.
Bet-ause of the beauty the years unfold
We are cheerfully growing oldl
Dallas, Oregon.
r. V- B EM38EE, M D
For Infants find Children.
Ollico over VVilnoi/« tlrug .store.
S IB L E Y
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
& E A K IN ,
t t o n ie y H -iit -IiH W «
A\ i.’ !7 etahk? IVf paro lion for As -
simiUftin>; theFoixJi.ntLtetftila-
ting the CV.uaiaihs turf Bowels of
W o have the only Hut of alwtriut h**oka In I'olk
omitv . lieliuhlc ahstraotH furnished, *i»«l money to
oan. No 'Minmlvsion chargutl «m Ioann. Room* V
*id A WU h o ii ' h I i luck. Dalian
Promotes Dige.-flionChcei ful
ness and Rest.Conlains neither
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral.
Attornoy and Counselor at Law,
S o l i c i t o r iu t'k a N e e ry *
M x S m im •
l i *k*U 4 i V » -
in
l imonami -
lUTart*uJ*Smt0 +
litna Send -
dm M .Q ifgr
A TTO R N E YS-AT-LAW .
h iM tty n tt n fla v o r .
Otlice iputairs in Odd F e llo w »' new
block.
O B E O O N .
tA L L A fl,
Apetfed Remedy forConstipa
bon. Sour Stomach. Diarrhoea
Worms,( -onvulsions, Fe veri sh-
ness and Loss OF S l e e k
OSCAR H AYTER.
Fac Smnle Signature oF
A . t t o r n e v 'O 't ’ L i a w .
C & S/W S ëü ü T
N E W
Otlice upstair« in Campbell’ » build
ing.
Y O R K .
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
OREGON.
E F. COAI)
N. L. BUTLKR
B U T LE R & COAD
A tto r n e y s-at- L a w
D A LLA S , OREGON.
W ill practice in all courts.
over bank.
A ..
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Office,
S T A T E NORMAL SCHG OL—MON MOUTH, OR.
A R T I N ,
D E M AN D FOR G R AD U A TE S:
T h e demand (or gradu ale« of llie nor-
n 1 ill ecliool durin g the post year bag
been much beyond the supply. Posi
tions worth from $-10 to $75 a month.
S P A T E C E R T I F I C A T E A N D D IP L O
M A S : Students are prepared for I lie
P A IN T E R ,
House, sign and ornamental, grain-
in g , kalaoming and paper banging.
D a m . a h .
-
-
State examinations and readily take state paper« on
graduation, strong academic mid professional course.
Well equipped training denartnient. Exjienses range
from $120 to 8175 a year. Faii term opens September
17th For catalogue containing full announcements
adilrcM
P. L. CAMPBELL, President
ui Jt 0. V. Butler secretary.
O regon
MOTOR TIME TABLE.
Laaves Independence for Monmouth and Airlie—
7:20 a in
3:30 p in
Leaves Independnce for
Monmouth and Dallas—
1:10 am
7:15 p m
Leaves Monmouth for Airlie —
SO a in
3:50 p m
Leaves Monmouth for Pallas—
1;I0 a iu
7:80 p m
Leaves Airlie for Monmouth and Independence—
moo a iu
6 P ni
Leaves Dallas for Monmouth an » In«ie tendance—
DOS p m
8.30 p m.
LUCAS & DODD, Proprietors.
L U C K IA M U T E M IL L C O M P A N Y 1
F A LLS C IT Y . O RE GO N.
Jjg£
M anufacturers of«#
R. O. C R A V E N
R. K. W ILLIA M S.
Lumber, Shingles, Lath, Pickets, Etc., g
« «s h ie r .
p r e a tr ie n t.
W . C. V A S S A L L , a s s is t a n t C a s h ie r
DALLAS
OK
CITY
DALLAS,
RANK
D ealers in j*
Dry Goods, Groceries, Boots, Shoes, Hardware, Fresh
and Salt Meats at Lowest Prices.
OREGON,
TrfttMitOll a general banking otiai-
■rNH in all its branches; buys and sells
exchange on principal points in the
United States; makes collections on all
points in the Pacific Northwest; loans
money and discounts paper at the best
rates ; allow interest on time deposits.
W e buy uverytliing the fnrn er has to sell at highest market price.
Mills located 3J miles from Fulls City on Rock creek road. Store at!
Falls City, Oregon. Telephone connection with mill. Get enr price«
before buying elsewhere.
>Ve will surprise vou. Yours for Fslls City
business.
L U C K I A M U T E M I L L CO.
Bring In your babies under one year old and we will give them free a fsne gold !
ring, warranted or five years.
I
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o h ia t I
1
fMUSEUM m u OF
m T O N r:
m .,M in u e t * «.
.
in i
ml
T h a L a r rra t Anatomical M m aum In rtt*
W orlS . we.tkt‘ c*>-e< c.r any r inractrd
disease « M l t l v e l y r a c e d tiy the oklsat
Special!«! on the Coast. Eat. 36 year».
OR. JORDAN-DISEASES OF M E N #
D V P K I M H thoroughly eradicated 1 |
1 from »ystosn » ithnut the u»e o f B e r e a r f "
T r f i t t o d b y ait Rxpart. R a J L
L «a t I r a , « for M a f i a m . A quick ami
radical c u r« for ■ • ll* » « . F l M u r o and
F l a l a l a r , l y Dr. Jord an '» special pain-
la « » method*.
•I rati .»a free and »trirtly private Treattnent par
aocahy ar b y la t'e r. A f'a rfttve Our» in « v e r y c a »«
uAdortaVoii. Wr.u: «nr Rook F U U I . O M O F U T o f
M A I l M l A f i B . m a i l e d F k HE. (A valuab’ I book
ac men ) Call u* « r u e
OR IORDAN * CO.. 1011 M.rV.I M.. II. F.
F. H. MUSCOTT,
TRUCKMAN.
Dadlas: Oregon
A fair «hare of patronage «olicited
,n<1 »11 n-dera promptly tilled.
Dallas Foundry!
— A L L KIND S OF—
IRON WORK TO ORDER
Repairing Promptly Done.
ED. BIDDLE.
,
PROP.
A Washington man eorapUrin«-d bit
terly to the District commissionerà o f
the pasting o f advertising labels on
loaves o f bread and wanted them to
•top the practice, but tbe commission
• r» assured HHn that the official chem
ist’s opini or. was timt the use o f these
toltela on bread is in no way detrimen
tal to health.
Upper Salt Creek Lumbering Co
M ARTIN BROS., PROPRIETORS.
All kinds of rough and dressed lumber on hands or cut
to order. We can till any order for lumber of any length
promptly.
a
Slab wood for cook stoves or harvest engines at 50 cents
load.
You C a n Save Money
ï ’
fe
By buying vour—
W A LL PAPER
OF US. SAMPLES SENT FREE
G ET OUR PRICES ON
BRUSSELLS
and
INGRAIN
CARPETS
We carry one of the largest
stocks in the state and are
here to sell goods. Our pri
ces make our enemies buy.
Buren & Hamilton
THE LOW PRICE
FURNITURE HOUSE, SALEM.
g r o w
■v
i s
.
W h at’s
th e r e a s o n ?
Hair
n e e d s help just as
anything else does at
times. The roots re
quire feeding. When
hair stops growing it
loses
its lus
ter. It
looks
dead.
Old—we are growing old.
Going in to the garden of rest
That glows through the gold of the west,
Where the rose and amaranth blend
And each path is the way to a friend.
t h e p e a c e t h a t t h e y e a r s u n fo ld
Old—are we growing old?
Life blooms as we travel on
L'p the hills into fresh, lovely dawn;
We are children, who do but begin
The sweptnesa of living to win.
Because heu\en is iu us, to bud and unfold.
We are younger for growing old!
--Lucy Larcom.
of
A n ia f Scot/ *
TOWNSEND A HAKT,
-
So many
p erso n s
have hair
stu bborn
and d u ll.
It w o n ’ t
We are thankfully growing olu!
/tope o f'M Vr.'MH ’¡ I I ’IK H B I
/twifjtm Setti •
J. N. H akt
Old—we are growl%<
; old.
Going up where the sunshine is clear,
Watching grander horizons appear
Out of clouds that enveloped our youth,
Standing firm on the mountains of truth.
Because of the glory the years unfold
We are joyfully growing old!
Because o f
N o t N a r c o t ic .
Han been In practice of Ida profession in thin place
or ab »lit thirty yearn, and wdl attend to all ouhu i - h »
utruated to Ida care. Office, corner Main and Court
ts Dalian, Polk Co, Or
DALLAS
Bears
Signature
J . L. C O L L I N S ,
J. H. T ownsknd
W W W
t h a t
DALLAS, - OREGON
A
HAIR
N O 27.
ready to turn her over to the islanders
for what they could get out of her. W e
up anchor and headed for tbe Pacific
coast at noon oue day, and within
three hours we rose a bark which was
heading straight for the spot we bad
left. It was the captain of the lost
Good Iutent, but he had come too late.
W e made port after an uneventful
voyage, the cargo was landed and dis
posed of with only a few days’ delay,
and one morning we were all paid off,
said good by to the widow, and I never
saw her again.
A NEW GREAT POWER
CONSIDER THE GIANT STEEL TRUST
FROM A NEW STANDPOINT.
I f t h e W o r k e r s In t h e I n d u s t r y W i l l
O n ly F o l l o w t h e C a p it a lis t s * E x
a m p le , T h e y W i l l B e t h e R e a l a n d
P e r m a n e n t M a s t e rs .
The steel trust has come.
A ll the steel work o f the country Is
In one company In the directing hands
O M W ItW ' WW,sr.FCt
ts,** 3> « * * < <
o f one set o f men.
The universal railroad trust is com
ing. E very day brings us nearer its
n
completion.
I
acts almost instantly
Legislation against trusts Is about as
Cy AV Q U AD .
effective as a broom against the ocean.
n
on s u c h hai r.
It
It Is settled definitely In Am erica
awakens new life in
that the stage o f competition Is past
Copyright, 1901, by C. B. Lewis.
jg
the hair bulbs. The
and that hereafter every great Industry
effect is astonishing.
and possibly all great industries are to
Your hair grows, be
bo managed under a single financial
As a Railorman, bolding a certificate
headship.
as chief mate, though at the time out
comes thicker, and all
o f n berth. 1 was Iu the M aritim e Ex-
W e ask you today to consider ear
dandruff is removed.
change. Snu Francisco, when the ship
nestly the giant trust from a new
And
the
o
r
i
g
i
n
a
l
Good Intent and cargo were put up at
standpoint. W e shall take the steel
auction for the benefit o f the under*
color of early fife is
trust—first born o f the billion dollar
writers. 1 had heard something about
restored to faded or
class—for Individual study.
the queer voyage o f the ship. She was
W ho Is the real head, the permanent
g
r a y h a i r . This is
from China and Japan, laden with
head, o f the steel trust?
teas, silks and fancy goods, and, being
always the case.
Do you say J. Plerpout Morgan?
blown to the south among the Islands
$1.00 a bottle. A ll druggieta.
by a typhoon, she had struck on a
Wrong.
“ I have used A y e r’s H air V igor,
reef oil one o f the Necker islands. The
and am really astonished at the
H e arranged the financial deal which
good it has done in keening my
shock dismasted her. and she was
sold k) the public various steel con
nair from com ing out. it is the
’breaklug up when her crew took to the
best tonic I have tried, and I
cerns for ten times what they cost,
shall continue to recommend it to
boats and were picked up after sev
lie was paid a commission o f $13,000,-
my friends.’’
eral days o f suffering. When tills had
M a t t ie H o l t ,
000 or $14,000,000 for his 40 days’ work
Sept. 24,1898.
Burlington, N. C.
been properly sworn to by master and
at organising, and that limits his head
crew, It was for the insurance compa
ship o f the steel trust.
I f yon do not obtain all the benefits
nies to come down, and when they had
you expected from the use of the Hair
Do you say John D. Rockefeller?
Vigor, write the Doctor about it.
handed over the casli the programme
D k . J. G. AYER , Lowell. Mass.
Still wrong.
was to put the wreck up at auction
R ockefeller’ s genius for monopoly un
w T 1
«
T T w
T ~ T
and hope to get a bid large enough to
«f » A. ^
A* A . A.
doubtedly conceived the grout trust.
cover the cost o f mtlitug out the pa
Otaly Ills financial strength could have
pers.
carried out the great undertaking. Mor
There was just one bidder, and. to the figure was pretty steep In spite or
gan acted as Rockefeller’s agent, and
everybody’s surprise, it was a woman. all I could do, but when I called again
Rockefeller’s pocket controls the trust’s
I soon beard It said that she was a she said:
" I have got that amount o f money future In so far as mere finance can
w idow and kept a boarding house for
control It.
people o f the better class. She bid and a little over. I am going to suit-
But not Morgan or R ockefeller or all
$100 for the wreck as It stood, whether lease this house fo r six months and go
the power o f all the banks and o f all
stiff hanging on the coral reef or at with you on tills voyage. I see you
the great fortunes controls the steel
the bottom of the sea. and there was a h ave figured on a cook. Strike him* off trust now that It Is born.
tbe list. 1 shall be cook inyself. I f I
The ruler o f the steel trust is the tnan
c :iu cook and work here, I can do the
same aboard o f a brig, and we want no who can control the tens o f thousands
Idlers. I have fu lly made up my mind and hundreds o f thousands o f human
to carry out my Ideas, ami you w ill go beings etiguged *ln the production o f
steel.
ahead as fast ns possible.”
The great financiers have congratu
I was pushing things along to get
aw ay at the earliest hour, when I lated themselves on putting all their
heard that the captain o f the late Good eggs In one basket. They view with
Intent wns secretly seeking a craft for delight a situation which puts at their
charter. This satisfied me as to the mercy all Industries dependent on steel.
But they deceive themselves, and an
value o f the wreck If It was still Intact
and also made me hustle the harder. awakening is ahead o f them.
They have staked $1,100,000,000 on
When we finally got away, there was
no talk about It. and I was the only one single set o f workingmen.
T o pay Interest on their vast capital
man aboard who knew our real destina
tion. That w e should be follow ed w ith they must earn more than $70.000,000
a
year.
in a week or ten days was certain, and
Their trust ean only exist, they can
we were no sooner clear o f the “ heads”
than orders were given to crack on only pay those dividends, so long as
find keep the little hooker traveling for their army o f workmen consent to
all she was worth. W e were In ballast make steel.
They have put all the steel plants
only, having cleared for Japan, and I
had picked up a good sailer In charter Into one organization.
TTTF. WRECK LAY THERE ON THE REEF,
They have also put all the steel work
general laugh as her bid was accept ing the Duchess.
There is a wide stretch o f salt water men Into one organization.
ed. She had recognised me as a sailor
The capable leader o f that vast army
while w aitin g to bid and bad asked me and weeks o f sailing between the Cali
o f men may not be visible today. But
the distance to the islands and If 1 fornia coast and the Necker Islands,
he Is bound to anrtesr
had ever been there. When she had which lie In a southwest direction and
bid Iu the wreck and was ready to go. number 12. great and small. Only the
she gave me her address and asked me ¡largest two are inhabited, but I know
to call. Just what she was up to i flint residents o f them roved among the
An exploding lam p ; the clothing in
fonliln’ t figure out. but the fact of a | whole group and that shell gatherers a blaze; a paragraph iji the paper tell
woman bidding In a wreck was suffi nnd traders would be frequently met ing of horrible suffering from burns.
cleijt to satisfy a sailor that she was with. Am ong our outfit was a 0 pound Tragedy in this form moves a man to
tears.
B u t for
teting upon some information not pos [cannot) and 10 muskets, bought o f a
women who are
sessed by the underwriters. I was on I junk dealer in San Francisco. I f we daily being con
bond at the hour named, and I soon found the wreck, we might have to s u m e d b y t h e
discovered that site was o woman of i hold It by force and do some sharp smouldering fire
business
When she bad made many lighting. From the first day o f sailing of disease the-e is
inquiries about me and was evidently until tiie morniug we sighted Nigger l i t t l e sympathy.
Inflammation,
satisfied that I was all right, she told | island, one o f the Necker group and the
me that she had discovered through i ode where the Good Intent bad left her w i t h i t s fierce
burning; u lc e ra
one o f her boarders that tbe cargo of bones, she appeared to be certain that
tion, eating into
the ship was far more valuable than [our adventure would turn out all right. the tis s u e s; the
The wreck lay there on the reef as nervous system al
appeared by the manifest. It seemed
that some one had a private specula I she had l»eeu abandoned, and a yell most shattered by
¡came
from every throat. W e had sim
suffering, these
tion Iu opium, the captain and mate
standing In. and It was this knowl ply to feel our way down to her as near are only part of
the daily agonies
!us
possible
and
then
take
the
yaw
l
and
edge that bad caused the W idow Jack-
l)orne by many a
son to bid for the wreck. T be secret board her. She looked a sad wreck, but
woman.
Lad been let out hy tbe male while ill we found her in fairly good shape
Dr. Herce’s Fa
1 whet) we got aboard, having the widow
of fever and out o f his head.
vorite Prescription
W bat tbe widow wanted o f me was. , with us. The reef was half a mile puts out the fire
first, to ask If there was a possible I from the beach, and the ship had d riv o f inflammation,
chance that the wreck was still on the en on to it stem first, run about half heals ulceration,
reef and if any part o? her cargo could her length and then made a cradle for • and cures female
be got at: second, the cost o f fitting out herself. At high tide there were two weakness. It tran
quil i/es the nerves, restores the appetite,
a craft to visit the scene, and. third. If feet o f water In her lower hold; at low
and gives refreshing sleep. n Favorite
I would take command on a percentage ¡tide she was drained o f every drop.
Prescription ” is the most reliable put-up
o f what might be recovered and could I Now, see bow queer are the ways o f medicine offered as a cure for diseases
fortune.
W
e
had
not
been
on
the
wreck
M*nre up a crew to do the same. The
peculiar to women.
I t always helps.
I t alm ost always cures.
W idow Jackson was a brisk spoken, |nn hour before two native catamarans,
each
carrying
1
."»
Islanders,
hove
In
"W
h
m
I
fimt
roniuneticefi
using Dr. Pierce’s
decisive woman. She bad been left
medicines,” write* Mr*. CVeorge A. Strong, o f
money. The adventure would be a big sight and came down to us. The fel G«n«*evoort. Saratoga Co.. N. Y.. " I was ■«iffer-
ing front female weakiicw*, « (iiM « ft «» b lt drain,
rlik. Imt if the wreck was found the lows at once demanded a share o f the
bearing-down pain», weak and tired feeling ait
profit would lie enormous. All I had to loot, nnd we had to resort to the big
the time. I dragged around in that way for two
year*, and I Legan taking your medicine. After
risk in It was my time, and 1 soon de gun to drive them away. They return
taking first bottle I Iiegan to feel better. I took
ed
under
a
white
flag
before
night
and
cide«! to do that. Acting under her In
four bottle* o ' Dr. Pierce'* Favorite Prescrip
structions. I looked about for a craft offered their services for pay. and 20 tion. two o f ‘ Golden Medical Diocoeery,’ one
vial o f the ' ” lea*ant Pellet»,’ alao used one
A
then)
were
engaged
to
assist
us.
to charter and after a little lighted up
’bottle o f Dr Sage'* Catarrh Remedy. Now I
It would have Iweti a great find with feel like a new pernon I can’t tnank you
on a brig which filled the bill. I also
enough for your kind advice and the good your
routed out among the sailor crowd a out the opium, but the stuff was atioard
piedirine ha* «lone me."
mate, cook and six men who would all righ t The talue of the tin cases
Dr. Pierce’s Common Sense Medical
packed
In
one
of
the
staterooms
was
Adviser, paper bound, is sent fre e on
take all oilier chances If paid a month’s
not
far
from
$20.000.
and
of
general
receipt
of it one-cent stamp« to pay
wages in advance. I got figures on tb «
necessary r.tores. and th e widow took cargo we took in a load which sank the expense of mailing only. Address L)r.
R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
• day to look them over. I expected brig to her pllmsoll mark. In a week
tbe .sum tot h I would frighten her. at nt-o were fhrnneh with the wreck and
A WIDOW’S BID. |
I
—*
|
ON FIRE.
Tribune
Bicycles«^
“T H E F A 8 Y R U N N IN G
N O IS E L E S S W H E E L
Roadsters, $35 and $40. Light
roadsters and racers $50. Chain-
less $60 »m l $76. T ribun » cu*h>
ion frame« $60 » d < 1 upward. T ri
bune roHPter brake model* $6 ex
tra. I am having the beet T ri
bune trade I have ever known,
due to the fact that tha wheel«
have proven theiuaelve« to be all
that whs claimed for them. Come
aud see the line.
F. A . W IG G IN S ,
257 Liberty street, Salem
urea, opportunity always Unde toe
great man.
When the man «ball appear capable
of acting aa leader of tbe ateelmakera.
you will see the head of tbe ateel trust
and not before.
When 100 concerns made ateel, a
strike In one concern meant little.
Ninety-nine concerns were at work.
But Itockefeller’i genius has forced
every able steelmaker Into one great
organization.
How will Rockefeller's genius reply
when he shall find himself confronted
by a leader able to «ay:
“Mr. Rockefeller, I represent all the
men In America capable of making
ateeL I am therefore, aa yon will easi
ly underrland. tbe bead of tbe ateel
trust, and hereafter, unless you want
your » 1 , 100 , 000,000 to melt, unless yon
want your dividends to stop, unless
you want auch a panic aa this coun
try lias never seen, you will please
take my Instructions as to tbe steel
trust management
My orders are
those of the real steel trust, of the men
who make tbe steel.”
The manufacturers of trusts have
manufactured without knowing It a
giant that may pursue them aa Frank-
enst,'In s giant pursued him.
A vast power Is this power of labor
monopoly and one that may be as dan
gerous. more dangerous, than all the
mouopolles of finance.
It Is to be hoped that wise leaders
will be found by the great armies
brought together by trust formation.
It la to be hoped that stock specula
tors may not succeed In manipulating
these forces and that private ambition
or conceit may not misuse them.
Great new problems confront tbe peo
ple In tbls trust age.
Tbe greatest of these Is not tbe prob
lem of financial control.
It ts tbe problem presented by tbe
possibilities of a labor trust more dan
gerous aud aggressive than any other.
—New York Journal.
FOR THE LITTLE ONES.
How T w o Chicago Boys H ava Started
a Mushroom Farm.
T w o Chicago boys, brothers, liv
ing on the South Side, at 6618 E llis
avwiue, have become farmers. T h eir
farm is in tha basement o f the four
story flat building in which they
live, and the only crop they raise is
mushrooms.
T h e names o f these
boys are A lb ert and W ilbur Sm ith,
and they are 16 and 14 years old re
spectively. T h ey began th eir farm
operations last fall. T here was a
deal o f sawing and hammering in
that basement fo r many daya before
/»nd a fter school, fo r th eir farm is
built upon stilts and m ight be said
to be a m iniature o f the hanging
gardens o f Babylon that you read
about in history. T o give my read
ers a bettey idea, the farm is arrang
ed in four sections, each one foo t
wide, one fo o t deep and four feet
long, placed one above the other.
W hen the boys had “ b u ilt" their
farm, they filled each section w ith
very rich soil and, having secured
the mushroom seed, put a small part
o f it into each section. Then they
waited fo r th eir crop to grow.
Months went by— all winter, in
fact — and the young farmers be
came almost discouraged. H owever,
they continued to water the earth
regularly and to examine each sec
tion carefully every day. T w o weeks
ago there was excited talking in that
i basement. Th e first mushroom had
poked its umbrella through the sur
face.
Then others appeared, and
j A lb ert and W ilbur Smith have now
i concluded that their farm is going
to be a success after all.— Clucago
llecord-IIerald.
A certain father la poaseaaed o f a
pair o f exceedingly bright girl chil
dren. The other day hit eldest daugh
ter, Alice, was putting her younger
sister, surname Uretcben, through
some arithmetical paces, and the
father
was
an
amused
listener.
“ Gretchen, how ninch do 12 and 10
m ake?" was the form o f o n » query,
anil, being correctly answered, other
and sim ilar questions follow ed each
other In quick auccesslon.
T h e father believing tbe younger
daughter w a i doing too much o f tbe
work thought be would put his flrst-
• born up a tree, and ao he broke In with
a problem o f hla own Inventlou.
"A lic e ,” be queried solemnly, "h ow
much do you and Gretchen m a k e r’
W ithout an Instant'a hesitation came
the reply:
"Gretchen and I, pop, make you a
proud and happy father.-—exchange.