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L. N. WOODS, M. D. Physician and Surgeon. D h II hh , Oregou. r. V- B Ei\A3R££, M- D DALLAS, - O ilE G C N OiUr« over Wilmii.’* * »Irnj: »»tore. J K. riiak iv , K aiu *. S IB L K Y ¿k t ' A K I N , . V i I O I* ll« \ \ ’i“t - i l t - I .«I A'e I m v « th e only *et of ab«M i':l iu Hoik oUiity. UvIUlil-i * i »»tract* lu ru is lin l. and inouty Ui jan. No vniititii vtiuii churned ot* I oumh . l>oom» <f 'ui ;i WU mo I i '» J»lo. k Dnlltui T h e K i n d Y o u H a v e A lw a y s U n n ^ i t , h ik I w h ich h a s b e e n iu u se fu r o v e r !U> y e a r s , lia s b o r n e t h e s ig n a tu r e o f sf — a n d lia s b e e n m a d e titu lc r Ills p e r- KOiuil HUiiervision Hineo Its in fa n c y . ' A 'lo w lio o n e to d e c e iv e you in tills . A ll C o u n te rfe its , I m it a tio n s a n d S u b s titu te s a r e b i ll jE x- pcrliucntto t h a t tr ifle w ith a n d e n d a n g e r tlie lie n lth o f Iu fu u ts a n d C U Ild reu —E x p e r ie n c e a g a in s t E x p e r im e n t. I.. O U LLIfsfci. \ttorney and Counselor at Law, > » llrilo r I in H liiM e r r y . • l ot lidfiii in p ra ctice of Uid p rofessio n it* ¿nia place ui abo ut th irty y e a rs, am i w ill u ttem i to all ousli • s* iilriiHU»! to his a re. Office, co rn er Main ami C ou rt t - O kllai. Ho .. O o, *»r J . U. ToWNhMNI» J N. liiK l TOW SUES\> A If \KT. ATT ORNfc YS-AT-LAW. Oilier ipstairs in (AM Fellow»' new block. '+ D - - O Rm ON . W h a t is C A G T O R I A C o s to rla Is a s u b s titu te fo r C a s to r O il, P a r e g o r ic , D ro p s a n d S o o th in g S y ru p s. I t is H u rtn ie ss an d P le a s a n t . I t c o n ta in s n e it h e r O p iu m , M o rp h iu o n o r o th e r N a rc o tic s u b s ta n c e . I t s a g e Is Its g u a r a n te e , i f d e s tro y s W o rm s a n d alln y s F e v e r is h n e s s . I t c u re s D ia rrh o e a a n d W in d C o lic. I t re lie v e s T e e t h in g T ro u b le s , c u re s C o n stip a tio n an d F la tu le n c y . I t a s s im ila te s t h e F o o d , r e g u la te s t h e S to m a c h a n d B o w e ls , g iv in g h e a lth y a n d n a tu r a l sle e p . T h e C h lld re u ’s P a n a c e a —T h e M o th e r ’s F r ie n d . G EN U IN E CASTOR IA A LW A YS 1 Soars the Signature of 03 CA.R HAYffiA. A tto rn ey -at-i_iiiw . Office up stairs in Oiinipli IV h htiilil- i"K- DALLAS n . / • OKKGON. The Kind You Have Always Bought L. m; ri.Kit. In Use For Over 3 0 Years. Attorney-at-Law I ▼HC OKNTAMH C OM PANY, TT MUM NAY •▼ RCKT. N tW YO R K C ITY . DALLAS, OKEUON. Will priu'tive in nil cousin. .v . -I . M A H i l 'i N , ohuuiu O huoon MOTOR TIME TAB l E. Q:0u ni f> H ni Leave-« D illa* for M »mil'Hlih AH ’ Iu«l4 eii-l *n to - 1 ¡00 p in 8 30 p m . H r e s h ln it, I DALLAS OF CITY D A LLA S, >v.e.T D R . J O R D A N 'S KUSEUM OF qacat ( anatom y ; T h e la r g e s t Anatom ical M a w u w ia tha i W o rld . V Ve-kue. e . or at.) c -n ira c ie d I disease y s * s »* «l»w ly e a r . • t-jr the «*lda*t . S p e c tJ iitt ..I. th e l'o a s t h s . jA )« *r> . \ DR. JORDAN-DISEASESOF MEN« front » iih>>ui th«? T r a s . a . fttied by «tu Hipcrt. h osmi c a r a lor Ms>p*str.-. A qutck P radicai cur« fot •»il**. r iM « r « and f lattala*. I>y L»> Jordan » »^Ccul paia- l«S« ■»ct!i«-ds. I Consultati.-li «rre Msd »tri- «T prlvM« Tr«atm«n« p«r tonti « .W ti» letter A ZV**» •• Cmr» m «very ca.« K , L L A S , O R E G O N . “Please, sir,” said wicked Willie to Ibe kind old gent, “I can't pull the plug out of this cart.” Thurston Lumber Company THUWSTON B P 'S . , P P O P R E T O P S. DA-LAS. ORECON. — IiK A l.K ItS IN U . l , K IN IW - i t '— BANK LSI 1 IU IT NT., ID f* tlCl.-vCS. t 11. ( iRfEiuiH. t B IU N IA U A UAlLtoU . toi u.en ) Call ..r •«•«• Both rougli an«i drett-ed matt-rial on hand and orders of: <i,ny size promptly tilleti. All kinds of rough and dressed lumber on hands or cut | to order. F. H.MUSCOTT, A fuir »hart* of patronage solicited »n I all o-tlor» pmmpt.lv filled Dallas Foundry! — A 1 ,1. K IN D * O F— IRON WORK TO ORDER- R ep airin g P rom p tly Done. ED. BIDDLE. PROP. Plating R- y»l Tr pie Silver Silver K hire* p t «ei (K) «rood hswdl«« F >rt:B p«r * * t rt v »oH h »n*C -«« Kilive« y r «et « « my ' a I tau dto« F^rfc« p»»r ««t A met»! ».sudi*-- D l i i i p .- i w p e r s o t TV» i w «et «f........ ............ lAitter kniv« « «a< h Sny*r HHelR e a rh .......................... CwYiutf «et Napkin rin i per «et 4. . ............ Ca«tor» ........................ Call w*d « f t om priem *m goU W6 8 U U «troet. M m C. N'-tvI pinte F» . *»» 40 . '• K. 16 I not«» 1 » A. HOMERTS. ¡¡ a Slah wood for cook stoves or harvest engines at 50 cents a load. I OS JOSDAN * CO., to ll «»Hwt St. S. F. TRU3KM AN . v M A R T IN B R O S ., P R O P R I E T O R S . k V K k B . ( A P*2T2?T v«U*«l<r n a llti-* : O ro tro n “Well, me Ind.” said the kind old ijent, “let me have a try. PVaps I’m a bit stronger than you.” UPPER SALT CREEK SAW MILL 2 0 0 , 0 0 0 “Thief! Stop now"— Tbe next moment a white bslre<l old Centleutsn. wearing blue glasses was seen to fall upon the ground clinging determinedly to a young fellow of the eity clerk type. A crowd soon gathered around them. "Stay. sir. a moment.” said tbe old gentleman, recovering himself and panting from bis effort, a-blle he point ed to a well dressed spectator. “Ills band was in your pocket. I distinctly taw him abstract it.” "Really—er— t felt nothing myself,” he began. At that moment s police Inspector arrived upon tbe scene. “Seise that mao. Inspectorr cried the old gentleman quickly, “lie Is a pick pocket.” “It’s a lie!” exclaimed tbe clerk. The inspector placed himself near the latter's etbn%v. Meanwhile all eyes were turned upon the man who was feeling In hla pockets. * Presently he drew forth a small roll of bank notes. “There should be six of these.” he said before counting them. “One. two, three, four. five. There certainly la one short.” “(Jo through your pockets again, air.” a id the Inspector. "Perhi/pa you may find tlie missing note.” “No.” la- a id anxiously when he bad complete! the second examination. “Wbat was the valoe of H P “ I »]»•»»« l:oep a b o ttle o f Av<-r'i Cherry I ’ectorul on hand. Then every tim e I gut cold 1 tak e n little o f it and I am b etter a t o n e c.” J ames O. lirouon, Oct. 19,1898. El Paso, Texas. •v uunoriMl (Moulds.“ replied tin man “I hail six of them. I am Lord Mark hit in." "Evidently your lordship was not un known to our friend.” remarked tie- old gentleman. "I nm exceedingly obliged to yon sir.” said tils lordship "But even now I ncriise nnbo-lv of theft. Tlie note might have fallen from my pocket.” “Will you show wlrnt you have trot on you f‘ usked the lns|s*ctor of tlie clerk. “Certainly not.” replied the clerk. " I f you arc an honest man. you won’t refuse.” said the Inspector. “And I saw your hand In Lord Mark ham’s pocket” Interposed the old gen tleman. "I am Dr. Storford of Rich mond.” “You will charge him. my lord?" “I am afraid there Is no alternative,” replied Lord Markham. "Dr. 8torford Is so positive.” "Yon must come to tbe police sta tion.” said the Inspector to the clerk. "And you. too, gentlemen.” continued the Inspector to Lord Markham and the doetor. “Will you Join me in a hansom 7 ’ said the doctor to Markham. “Thanks, but I must send a telegram now to postpone an appointment,” re plied the latter. “Pray excuse me. I shall see you again at the police sta tion. Meanwhile, accept my best thanks for your trouble.” Some 20 minutes after tbe above eveata took place. Lord Markham him self arrived at the celebrated police stating “Well." Inquired hla lordship, “had the young fellow got the note?” “Yea, my lord.” reptl-d the Inspector. “At least, be had a note for f i t » nnnn ^ -.--J. :'L k Ven tlT atl nsf a n I n v a l i d * » R o o m . O llKUON, J'nitumctM u general bniiking oiie»i u«-*.* in nil it» lirHiio.licH; liiiyn nml »nil? OAciiiiime «in prin« i|»al point* in «lie tjiiiu*il Slate»; mu ken collections on all points in liie l*Hcitic Nortliwrst; loan» money him ! <li*-<*oun t* puper at I lie best rnte»; nllow inLoeet on time deposit«. < •sdfc' 11. K . M l l . U A M S 1'H B lllH r, M. M , K I .I . I S , which cures fresh colds and coughs in a single night and masters chronic coughs and bronchitis in a short time. Consump tion is surely and cer tainly pr e ve nt e d, and cured, too, if taken in time. A 25c. bottle for a fresh cold; 50c. size for older colds; $1 size for chronic coughsand consumption. Write the Doctor. If yon Iisve *ny com plaint whatever ana desire the best medical advice, write tlie Doctor freely. AddresH Dr. J C. A t k k , Lowell, Mass. ■i^oiaun. Buggies, wagons, binders, mowers, rakes, garden cultivators, disc and spring harrows. I D Lcive-t ItiJ«i|Mimlenc<} for M onm outh an i A irlie — H i ani sao p u i v , weaves Imlu|>eiidiice for M«»nm«»utn ami nana* 11:10 a in 7.15 p ill Leavi h Moiiutuulli f-»r A lftie - 7:'i0 a ui S M ip m Leave* M onmouth for Pall i*— 11; ¿0 a m 7:33 p m Leave* \ irlie for M-ni'nout t au.l lu J e pc* ide-ic? © S ie rra P e c to ra l VEHICLES AND AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS. i liK, . looming mi.1 |ia(iur liti, “I ’m wrrry grateful, sir,” grinned ivlcked Willie as the mud slooshed out. ‘Yer looks a fair treat!” F e n tln ln llg -s Id e a l. He—Isn’t that Daisy Putter at the aext table? Ruth Wlttlngton— Yea. She la look ing for an Ideal. -W hat kind of a man Is that?” “Oh, any millionaire!”—I.lf*. T h e R ad I m S l g k t .t Now. wv asked tbs musldan If A* ■aw any signs of tbs ultimate extinc tion of ragtime. “Oh. yes.” said be eheerfulty. “It lias broken Into tbe flrat ciana thea ters.”—Indianapolis Press. Im p e tu o u s B u d. “Miss Porcpacque,” said the aeaabore rails at at the hop, “will you be my partner for tbe next set?” “Ob. my.“ she exclaimed, “don’t you lance? I’d rather do that than aet.”— Philadelphia Preaa. A point to be observed In the In valid’s room is: Never put a patient In a direct line of draft—that Is, between the open window or door and the fire place. A sickroom must be thorough ly well ventilated without d raft A hospital nurse once gave the following excellent little wrinkle concerning ven tilation. The simplest plan, she said, is to have a lath ventilator. This lath, about six Inches wide and the length of the window, should be slipped just Inside the window sash at the bottom. First, open the window from the lower l>art. then fit in tlie lath und shut down the window on to It. In this way you pet ventilation by raising up the lower sash; the air comes in at the division and goes upward toward the celling. Phis lath ventilator Is only applicable with the sash windows. If you have no lath, open the windows at the top »ud cover the opening with a piece of muslin to which the dust will cling. Sweep to the Center. The houKcwlfe who 1« thrifty has all her sweeping converge to the center of the room. Sweeping toward doors or corners, an I n usually the case, means to unnecessary bringing iu contact the .•lean parts of floor or carpet with dirt iccumulatod from the remoter portions of the room—UHehsiiN soil and useless loll. Locus toward the center, letting each section be kept free from the trend of dirt of all the others; also In sweeping stair Kteps one should brush always away from the corners rather tliAii toward them, where the dust natu rally collects and from which it Is most troublesome to l>e removed. T o C l o u s I h o C o ff e e M ill. Rice passed through the coffee mill to remove the flavor of coffee before spices are ground la said to be better than breud crumbs for the same pur- l> 08 <*. The rice mny serve, too, after the spices to restore tbe mill to Its pri mary service, and this latter handful of rice, impregnated as It Is with spices, will be found an excellent addi tion to soup. Many £ood cooks often throw in with tbe rice, barley or ver micelli added to soup a clove or two ami a couple of peppercorns. Q y a te r S a la d . (Mrrl'i ' A sood ¡(K ikîn* v h 'trr1 nnd poor '-«*©»c- v, In* h a r n c u H t h « w >r»t kiod of u couj - . t'.ruilW.n. \A 1 Enre!:a -s- 3 v.„ H a r o e s s O îl <1 rctnn’r irulf» I îjj hcracu ar* 1 f Ù 3 T ~0 itj i; betU-r. L' t I.*r*k«*N |r.t:li«*rcoltr.n»! ydtabk-. pnti itln ffltknt j i ic” » i m ît f Mln^rtly K«»ui*, Si U . "" Give Your Horse a Chance / Oyster salad demands for one quart Df oysters one cup of celery. Put tbe oysters Into s saucepan and let them come to the boil In their own liquor. Drain the liquor well otf. add three ta- llespoonfuls of vinegar, one table- tpoonful of oil. a dash of salt and pett ier and one tahlespoonfnl of lemon ulce. Let tbe oysters stand In this dressing on tbe Ice for two hours. When ready, mix the oysters with the ent np celery, mix the mayonnaise dressing In and aerve. F ltu e a a STANDARD ; ■ ori. co. THE HOUSEHOLD. T u r n o n Y 5 0 ft S a c k . ' n o w t o C m V e g e t a t o l o » —H o o d y I a P r e s e r v i n g T i m e —V e a t U a t l a g a a la v a lld -s R o o m . • T .V i C i k a u t t * S T rim m in g , F a m I n w a r . a u . V an W ill U rlft A ah u rc. A gucKt at my aunimer place a few miles from Pablo while bathing waa carried out to sea, ami when almost out of sight and all hope had fled, to our surprise, we suddenly saw hla body Impelled forcibly toward us. Then we saw It recede a few feet, and then again, as It were, shoot 20 feet toward the shore. This continued un- tU my sou and myself, at last able to rriw-h Mm, bore him insensible to the beach! After recovery his story was that after losing all hope, guided by some mysterious Impulse, he had turued upon his hack, when he felt himself carried rapidly forward. He had then turned over upon hla face to get bia hearings, when he was curried out far ther from the laud, and on again plac ing hintself upon his back the surface waves brought him rapidly to the shore, a rescued man. It Is an error that the drowning man Is attacked by cramp except lu very cold weather. He drowns from heart failure. Induced by the violent exertion and the upward pressure of the water upou the abdomen diminishing the space and Impeding the action of the heart. By turning over on the back this pressure Is removed, the back be ing almost entirely a strong wall of bone and muscle; also when on tbe back the entire body la nearer the sur face, and the surface waves tend to ward the shore, the undercurrent out to sen, even the legs when upon the back being less exposed to the current thnt tends toward the sea. By flontlng gently upon the back tlie heart, re lieved of Its pressure, becomes calm nnd quiet, and the swimmer can re- gnln his strength nnd float for hours. The hntlier whose heart Is weak should always present, when Btnndlng erect, the right Side of the body to the wnves and thus avoid the Sulllvanllke blows of the Incoming wnves upon a crippled heart. In every bathhouse should be posted the Injunction. “In case of ex haustion or accident turn upon the back.“—Jacksonville Metropolis. A housekeeper who is famous for her enuued vegetables, which she puts up herself and which far excel In flavor those sold In the grocery stores, gives the folluwlug directions: I-’or corn cut the kernels from the cobs aDd paek them In a glass Jar that has been thor oughly cleansed and scalded. Tut on tlie rubber, lay the cover of the J I I twwd W O L IV’ lj w n itlw H lM k M iif I l anP B L I A W w I In# U f It In a kettle of cold water that two-thirds of the way to the top. Cov er the kettle and boil steadily for four hours. Komove from the boiling water nnd screw the cover on at once with out removing It. Peas cannot be pack ed tightly without breaking them, and consequently after o’ I the peas possi ble have been put into r. Jar cold water should he added until it bubbles at the top. String beans can be packed In whole, or they can he cut In thin strips the length of the pods or In short sec tions. They need only two hours of cooking. In other resiioots the rule for eoru applies to all. The vegetables will shrink, liut ns the hot air which Is confined In the Jars Is sterilized that will muke no difference. r — D K A L K lt IN — ut 1, g n ii.- 1) 0 . 1 ,i s . T he w arning cou"h is the faith ful sentinel. It tells the approach of consum ption, which has killed m ore p ecp le than war and pestilence com bined. It teUa of painful c h e s t s , sore ’ | l u n g s , weak th roats, bron chitis, and pneu monia. Do not su ffer an oth er V clay. It’s useless, s; l ’ f o r th e r e ’s prompt and safe cure. It is J. PERRY CALDWELL 1* A 1 N T K K , l-ju s e , nil»ii »'»• oil cun nun. uur —wiui a chuckle—“be say» that belo.tga to his employers, Messrs. Samson & Co. of Draper’s Cardens, t mu off now to ascertain If this la cor rect. Do you know the number of your note?” “No." »aid Markham. "But I got them from my hankers, and they are sure to he In uuuic. icul order.“ Then the notes were compared. Those remaining begun nt the number 0VI731 and continued to 060735. Obvl iusly the missing note was either <>$ T *) or 050736. When they looked a' tiie uote i >'iutl on the clerk. Its number was ikV 'JO, "That practically Betties ' ’ -ase against him,” said the ms .'•tor. "There Is only one oumlir. l>et .ecu. and, of course, such a thing U'tgh eas ily happen.” "Better telephone to the bank uuu make certain,” said Lord Markham. The Inspector did sc. Question, “H are you got uote No. 05C730?” Answer, "No; paid It to Lord Mark ham this morning.” "That practically settles the jcaae In his favor,” said Markham. Then the two men sat down and waited for the arrival of their only witness. Dr. Storford of Richmond. Presently the telephone bell began to ring. “Who are you?” called the Inspector. “Bank of England." “Yes?” “Did you say Just now atop No. 000730?" “Quite right.” “Well. It was cashed here about half an hour ago—before you rang up.” “By whom?" “An old gentleman with white hair and wearing blue”— The Inspector waited to hear no more, lie briefly explained the matter to Lord Murkhnm. Lord Markham left the police station, nnd Messrs. Samson & Co.'s clerk was Immediately released, with u)noy apol ogies. Inquiry nt Hlehmond elicited the fact that there was no person In thetown of the name of Ur. Storford.—|*einy Pic torial. lu D e p u r a tio n . In decorating a room If tbe furniture that gœs In It Is already In possession that should be cgrefully considered be fore tbe tonee of color are decided up on. A room filled with fine old mahog any furniture was spoiled because of a sage green coloring In walls and dra peries. Yellow and white, tbe walls yellow and woodwork white, would have made tbe apartment beautiful. I H n n i ly I n rre ifn in x T im e . ! Poach tiuie Is here, and a device that «’III prove a convenience to preservers , of the tasty fruit hns been put on the 1 ! market It \s a Btoner, which. It Is as- ] ! oerted, will atone freestone peaches ■ PICACH STOKER IN USX. rapidly without disfiguring the fruit or robbing It of Juice. The atoner can be C H IN E S E M E C H A N IC A L SKILL held In the hand, as shown In the Illus tration, hut when a number of peaches A W o n d e rfu l E x a m p le o f Im ita tiv e ire to la- stoned It can be screwed to a E x c e lle n c e . hoard, with a hole In It. Tbe board Is Whatever may he his lack of moral then placed across a tub Intended tor perception and orlglnullt.v of Idea, the tbe reception of the fruit. heathen t’hluce certulnl.w excels In Imitative power, and Is often very F in d in g a L on g L e a t P e n n y . tuneh nllve to the excellence of Jahex Alford of Wlnsted, Conn., mechanical devices that he never snw bunted for a penny for 03 years. Ho before. Iu Tlie American Machinist found it recently Just where he hid It. Oberlln Smith affords an Illustration of It Is of the mintage of 1818. this fact It Is tlie first penny Jahex ever earn- Some years ago Mr. Smith sent ed. He was 10 years old. The copper, Henry A. Janvier to Chinn to assist In the foundation of the fortune he the erection and operation of coining dreamed of, looked very big Indeed to plants for brass and sliver currency. him. He hid It In a crack In the floor One of the tools which Mr. Jnnvler near the hearthstone of the bouse of took with him was a micrometer cali Ills father, Deacon Jnbcz Alford. Weeks per. made by a well known firm In the passed, und the thrifty young Jahex United ¡States, and capable of detecting went to get his hidden treasure. He differences of a thousandth of an Inch could not find It. Ills father, mother, in the thickness of a piece of metal. Rlstcrs and brothers all truly declared Tbe superintendent of one of the shops they had not sccu the penny. which Mr. Jnnvler established was ‘TT1 find It If It takes me the rest of named Wul. and lie proved a very In my life!" cried the eurticst Jabez. telligent fellow. During an Interval of The old Alford homestead Is being about six weeks he borrowed the cali demolished. Jahex. now aged, but still per almost dally, and was rather tardy thrifty, has been on hand looking for lu returning It. his peuny. When the floor was remov Finally he exhibited to the American ed from around the hearthstone, there. a reproduction of the Instrument which Imbedded lu dust, was the penny. was perfect except In one respect. Certain tubles of figures stamped Into A a R r . F o r t h . B e a a tlfa U the steel hy the Yankee maker of the In many parts of the great west—In original were omitted from the copy, Wyoming, Montaua, the Dakotas, etc. and In their place were several Chinese —there are eolonlca of unts which col characters. The Imitation had been lect from a considerable distance many made with the rudest of tools, but was little stones of about a uniform size a marvel of accuracy. Mr. Wal pro- and put these on the outside of their |Kiscd an cxchunge to Mr. Janvier, and ant hills. 8ouie of these little pebble the latter agreed to the proposition.— stones they get from the Inside of their New York Tribune. houses as they burrow, but most of them they collect from the surface of the land near hy. Teeth also of field mice and gophers or other small ani mals they bring to the outside of these ant hills, und If Indians camp near them the ants pick tip for the same purpose all the little lieada dropped by The stomach Is the vital center of the the squaws. After the Indlun camp body. It is the organ from which all has broken up and moved away many other organs are fen. A weak stomach Indian beads can usually he found ou means a weak »nan. There never was a »trong man with a weak stomach. What tbe outside or the ant hills. Wide is called n weak ftoinach ” is in general a awake naturalists never fall carefully diseased con<li» o»i of ihe stomach and to examine these bills for various other organs of digestion ami nutrition, specimens that the ants hare found which prevents the proper digestion of and used to decorate their homes.— the food whfteh is taken into the stom Yoatli'a Companion. ach, ami ko reduce* the nutrition of th** lx)dy. When all food i* taken away the Ttooaebt T h e , S e e d e d Pereaaeloa. holy starves. When the fool eaten is Small Willie was spending a few only digested and assimilated in part it only nourishes the body in part, and so days In the country, and one morning, the body is partly starved. And this after Intcutly regarding a pun of foam rtarvati'»il is felt in every organ of the ing milk for some time, he asked, body dependent on the blood which is "Grandma, where do the cows get nadc trotr. foot!. their milk?" The great variety of the cure* per ’’Where you get your tears, I sup formed by Or. Herce’s Golden Medical pose,” she replied. Discovery ii due to it* retnarkable Willie looked puzzled for a moment, powvr to h'.-al disease* of the stomach and allied organs. It cures through the then said, "Do you hnve to use your slipper on the cows, grandma?” stomach diseases seemingly remote, but. which have their origin in a diseased condition of the stomach ami the other A Lullaby. organs of digestion and nutrition. A majrpi« n t on th* fro«ty th*d • \v -ak ” h.»art, lungs, kidneys and weak Shriekir.ir in «pltrful sle*. ♦ **If baby’s not Rood today,’* It said, ness of other organs is cured with the "She «hall tame of the birchen tr**.'* cure of the weak stomach. NO tim IS STRONGER TRAN HIS STOMACH. Mr Thomr.» A. Swart». Box kfj , Sub station C-. Cotambu*. Ohio, w rites: " I wr»« taken very tick with M*ver* headache, then ersm p* in the stom ach, and food would not digest, then kidney and liver trouble, and m y h^ck grot w rak ao I could «carc- ly £ e t »round. T h e more I doctor» d th e w rr%e I if jt u a t il »is y a n immcd I had be come «o p.x>r1y I could only w alk in the hotiae by the aid o f <% chair, and I *o t ao thin I had g-tvfm mfi i f l i t th in k in g thet ! could not be cured Then one o f mv neitrhliora wild. ’ T ak e Dr. Fierce'* <wol«leu Medical Dia'rwery and m ake a n%w * nan out o f VMtr«eir' The fi»*t t*MUe heliK’d me *o I thought I w*wild get another, s a d after 1 had taken ciicht »w*t!e« I wa» weighed and found I ha l gained twer»ty-*even Iba. iu about ri a week*. I hare d«me mure hard work in th ? t»a«t eleven month« than I in tw o your* before, tn«l I am »* »tout and healthy to-day I t h ia - , a* I f Y .r waa * did Dr. Pierce's constipation Ptauaiit Pellets cure **Oh, naughty n u r p lfl” b*by replied. "f*r»y, ling not wo of me. For I have been good iml have not cried. So need not the bifehen tr*«.’* Baby ihall have a wagon of gold. And In it th* oft ihall rid*. A little whip in her hand «hall hold And crack it on every «id*. Of cowt and calve* «he baa quit* a atom. And of fowl* and duck* and pig*; Of **fring men and maitla fh*’* a «core. With cat* and dog*, all merry aa grig« Mother'* own little crow Oat for i ride would go. But found no on* tv driv* her. Thia way. that way. th* carriage would! pitch. Backward, forward end down Is th* dMdh