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D ALLAS, - • OREGON. • Office at residence. Than P ills the hills” and never excell ed. “ Tried and proven ” is the verdict o f millions. Si mmons Liver Bega lator is the o n 1 y Liver and Kidney medicine t o •which y o u can pin your faith for a cure. A m i l d laxa tive, a n d purely veg etable, act ing directly on the Liver a n d Kid- neys. Try it. Sold ' by ail Druggists in Liquid, or in Powder to be taken dry or made into a tea. T h e K in g o f L i v e r M e d ic in e «. T. V. B. EMBREE, M D DALLAS, - OREGON.; O ffice over W ilson 's tlrng store. MI have used your Simmons L iver Regu lator aud can conscienoiously say it is the king o f all liver medicines. I consider it a medicine chest in itself.—G eo . W . J a c k * i o n , Tacoma, Washington. 99 *EVERT P A C K A G E *«» Has the Z Stamp in red on wrapper. mu Halter break y our colt* as soon aa they are able to get around nicely and teach j i them to lick salt and a little bran and i ! chop from your hand, and you w ill eoon lind they like to come r.p to you as quick | and witli as much confidence as they w ill to their dam. G et their confidence No. S IT .— A P a t r io t ic K n lgin a. early and thoroughly, and you w ill al B. 14. 22. 88. 10». «0. 100. 26, the kind of ways have it. •port« moHt enjoyed by WanbinKton in One o f the greatest horse races ever : youth. 57, 7, 87. 107, 48, Ml. 1. B0. 78. a branch of run in this country was that at Sheei«- head Bay between Domino and Dobbins, 1 mathematic« in which he was proficient. V, 88, 03, 13, the color of bis eye». money and politics. Domino belonged I U6, 10, 21. 72. 41. Id. 56. 54. 84. the name of to Jim Keene, the financier, in partner- | his father. slop with his brother Fuxhall. Dobbins j In 52, 95. 45, 32, 55 his per«on was spare. has for owner the head o f Tammany | As a 42. 101, 18, 15, 53, 95, 77, 105 be war Hall, Richard Croker. The excitenvnt bold a n d g ra c e fu l And followed the 35. 71. reached the frenzy point when money 80, 102, 52. 38 with spirit 106. 112, »1. 2. 54— 78, 17, 38, 88. 82, 27, 48. and politics made the finish in a dead 4-29. 94, 100. 114, 111. the extent of hla es heat, neither beating the other. tate, of which one-half was in 80, 6, 104,47 One breeder claims the Leghorn as the i 8. 59. 99. 31. 26. 12. 97. 7V. his attorney Ren best general purpose fow l going, another I eral. 83, 89, 90, 58, 74, 51, 108. 68. 78, 8. a city In declares the all purpose chicken is the Plym outh Rock, while a third would which he owued lots. 86, 81. 87. 11. 56. 110 -5, 43. 49. 21.39. where stake his reputation a# a hen philoso he pass«! a severe winter. pher that it is the Brahma. In his will, a 40, 83. 19. 87 113 was be A use has been discovered for the guinea fo w l A city man. rusticating in i N ew England, has found that one guinea is worth 10 boys with shotguns in keep ing hawks away from the chicken yard. The guinea scares the hawk with that hysterical scream it l« ; « ont o f it, find no i wonder. j A orew o f punch that w ill satisfy M S eys and gratify the taste of the most exact iug is made by adding a little maraschino and red curaros to an ice o f red raspberries l a . 33. F R A Z a B , Stock Inspector for Polk County, CAR LOAD OF B U G G IE S t U U U r . l t MeCOY. U K K O O tl. «o. J. D aly , J. K. B u lky , H. C. K akiw . DALY, SIBLEY & EAK1N, A t to i-n e y s -n t -L a w . W i have the only set of atotrset book« in Polk coanty. lUUtkl« abatraetd furnwhnd, and nionny to «an. No CMiumiMion char*t»d on loans. Room« l and 1 * 1 Ison's block. I k lh * J. L. COLLINS. Attorney and Counselor at Law, j __ » • H e it o r in t'h a a rrry . || m been in piaetio. »1 hli profw.lon in this pine. | thirty year., .nd will «te n d t.. .11 » « i r e « ! .ntruatr. t . hi. care. Offlo, corner M.ln and Court i la, 0.11««, Polk Co, Or J. H. N. L. B u tle r , T ow nhknd , — Also carts, wagons and a general assortment.of— B U TLE R A TO W N SEND , A T T O R M C Y S -A T -L A W . O ffice upstairs in Odd F e llo w s’ new OREG O N. PLASTERING! —OF ALL K IN D S .— TilE - Setting A ll work gu-.ranteed fir.trlafw J. A. B A R K E R , M ia Prompt. Progressive. I W mi S U H A W C .£ C O . 331 s a d O f f i c e : « * n;u.<iKMN trassr. p.mn.AND, o r . TV L c s i i i g Hume Omnpanj. ... . . . . » ä E C I A L ’T . . .. Ok.rh.a sa4 P.rioQH41* Dw.llisgi ftai fiotts.boli 0 î.b i 8«k»ol< »odothir P.M i. Buildup, '» r e 3 lild u j» «nd F.rm Pro/.rtj. —DIRRCROR8:— j . M c C R A K «!». F. R. ARNOLD. D. D. OLIPHANT H. L. PITTOCK, J. K OILL. J. LO*:WKNBKRO, r. ROOR.iT, r . » . WARREN, J » . COOPER, g. K. YOUNO, K. P. McCORNACK. ■ash, J. LOWENBKRO, Pr.ud.nt, UJCkM U A I I CURE YOURSELF ffCAft IflAll IN TWO WEEKS. W hy waste time, money and health with *’ doctors” wonderful " e alls.” specific*, etc., when I w i l l t e n d F R E E the prescription of s ■ a n d p M i U v e remedy f o r « h e p r o m p t . 1 m atin « r a r e o f I |.Sanho<M l, N ig h t ly L m ia e lo n e . N a r r o w s W e a k s e i a in old er Pyouoff m^n, T a r le o r e le , I m p o t e n e y , and to enlarge weak, atunted organ*. C'u rtm in T w o W e e k » . 1 »e n d th is p r e s c r ip t io n F r e e o f c h a r g e , and there is no hnmbug or advertising catch about it. Any good dmtgist or physician can put it up for you, as everything is plain end simple. A ll I ask in return is that yon will buy a small quantity of the remedy from me direct, or advise your friends to do so after yon receive the recipe and see that there is no humbug or deception. But you can do as you please about this. Correspondence strictly confidential, and all letters sent in plain sealed envelope.. Kn* close stamp If convenient. Address E . H . H U B m E R F O B D , M l , A lh le sa , M l * * . Popular. Jirtlnai in ¿ 1 ! M t OON flq T D C U L T U R /U . - M A C H IN E R Y ,H B. Plummer, Dallas, block. 23J^X.X*Jk_8. TS. From the Corvallis C a r r ia g e Factory. H. » . ORANT. Surret« > M id ‘Seeing Is Believing.” A n d a good lam p must be simple; when it is not simple it is not good. Simple, Beautiful, Good—these' words mean much, but to see “ The Rochester ’’ will impress the truth more forcibly. All metal, tough and seamless, and made in three pieces only, i t is absolutely safe and unbreakable. Like Aladdin’s of old, it is indeed a “ wonderful lamp,” for its mar velous light is purer and brighter than gas light, softer than electric light and more cheerful than either. Look for this stamp—T h » E ochsstb *. I f the lamp dealer hasn’t the ffo n v lM Rochester, and the style you want, send to us for our new illustrated catalogue, and we will send you n lamp safely by express—your choice of over 2.000 varieties from the Largest Lamp Store in the World. B O C H K S T h K L A H P CO.* 42 P a r k P la t s , IVsw Y s r k C ltf. “The Rochester.” M a o «» f hout iddi- W IL S O N & C O ., Druggists I Apothecaries. VMtier hi drugs, chemic Is %nd p*rfam*ry nt*ti«tnery, toilet article«, meerch»um pip**, Mars, tobacco, etc , etc. Pure liquors for medicinal purpose« only. Physicians Dr** nriptiona compounded day or night. Mein street, opposite court house, Dell*«, f?r. f all kets, icing X am e» ays. PEH RYDALE Patronize Our Home Milis. — IF Y O U W I L L B U Y Y O U R — D R U G - S T O R E . MENS. YOUTHS AND BOYS —THS FROFRISTORH— BiRTEL & YIGGERS, Dead i » drugs, peints, oils, glass doors, w í m I uws , candy, nula, t o W c o a n i no- tsuua. PCRMRIFT1 M S CA « t FULLY FILLES. * * Y * T H U A Y SIA k CLOTHING —OF T H E — Salem Woolen Mills Store, You will help to build up Home Industry besides 1 keeping money in circulation in our midst. THE LIMEKILN CLUB. BROTHER GARDNER MAKES A FEW REMARKS ON ECONOMY. And Calls Up Waydown Bebee, Elder Toots, Sir I mum W alpole and Judge Ca hoots to Bear Witness Against a Crying EvIL [Copyright, 1KJ8, by Charles B. Lewis.] “ I hold yere in oiy hand,” said Brother Gardner at the regular meeting of the Lime Kiln olub the other night, “ a letter from Uiner&l De Soto Jones of Mississippi, who am a white man, axin me if I hev obsarved a tendency on de part of our people toward economy. In fact, he wants to know how many member* of dis club I kin pint to as practical economists. I shall be obliged to reply dat we heveu’t one single member. De tendency of our people am right in de opposite dlreckshun, and whar it am gwine to «top no man kin tell. It has bin a source of sorrow and disappointment to me fur a y’ar or two past, an I feel it my dooty to make a few remarks on de subjeck. Brud- der Be bee, stand up!” Brother Be bee bobbed up with a scared queathed to each nephew look in his eyea, and the president regarded 70. 112, 111—75. 61. 60. 6. 109. 44. 92. 61. 102. him for a moment over the top of his spec 28 was perfect. tacles and then said: 23, 86, 50, 34, 8, 24 should ever gratefully “ A few eaveuins ago I met yo’ in de gro preserve the name of Washington. cery. Y o ’ had bin buyin Spanish mackerel The whole is an extract from a letter and Bermuda onions, an when yo’ went out written to his brother after Braddock’s de grocer axed me how many m illion dol defeat. _________ lars yo’ was wiRh. Spanish mackerel an Bermuda onions on a salary of 19 a weekl No. 3 1 » .—T ra n sp o sitio n . Whar do yo’ expect to eand up, Brudder To one the two from olf a «hoe Be bee?” Is not a pleasant thing to do. "Ize quit, sah,” muttered the member as Tis then we need a cobbler's skill. he shifted around ou his feet. Or our condition la but 111 “ I hope yo’ has. Seems to me you’s got I f we’ve no money to buy new. sense ’nu£f to see dat barfutted chill’en, back rent, borrowed money and Spanish No. .310.—Cross w o rd E n igm a. mackerel doan’ mix well together. Elder In steal, not iu rdb; Toots, whar’ ar’ yo’ at?” . (u watch, not in fob; “ Heah, sah.” In false, not in true; In drab, not in blue; •‘So I see. What happened at j o’r cabin in snow, not in Ice; de odder night, elder?” In rat«, not In mice; “ We gin a leetle party, sah.” In taunt, not in pity; “ Y-e-sl Y o ’ had ice cream, angelsk food, Whole names a southern city. coffee an coco. Befo’ giviu de party yo’ had to buy some new furniture. One of de ar No. 330 .—C h arade. ticles yo’ bought was a chiny spitbox dat My first is a boy’s name. cost 75 cents. Y o ’r income am from 17 to My second is a metal. per week. Y o ’ owe two months’ back rent, My third is un open space. yo’ r i»ew rent am way behind an Brudder My whole is the title of a book by Charles Watkins am threatenin to sue yo’ fur bor _________ Dickens. rowed money. De president of de United States am satisfied to spit outer de kitchen N o . 331.— P ic tu re d W ord . winder, but yo’ must hev a chiny spitbox! De guv’nor of New York can’t afford any thin better dan gingerbread when he gins a leetle party, but yo’ must set out angels’ food, an pass it around twicel Sot down, Elder Toots! You’s got sich a goneness in de head jist at present dat yo’ can’t think of any excuse. .Sir Isaac Walpole, w ill yo’ riz up fur a minit? I want de people to see yo’ in all yo’r glory. How much diddatrtd necktie cost?” ‘ ‘Six bits, sah.” ‘ ‘An yo’ use b’ar’s ile on yo’r ha’r?” “ Ye*, sah.” “ An yo’ r suspenders cost 50 cents a pa’r?” “ Ye*, Bah.” ‘ ‘An I am told yo’ wa’r a reg’lar chlst purtector, bought at de store?” “ Y-yes, sah.” “ H ’m. De guv’nor o f N o’th Cariliny goes over to wisit de guv’ nor of South Cariliny N o . 833.— A F r a c tio n a l P a u ls . w ’arin a 2 bit necktie, cottonseed ile on bis One-fourth of dace, one-fourth of frog, one-fourth o f shad, one-fourth of chub, will give a shellfish having 10 leg*. the distance hod suddenly been We are an im[ When we strike a to increase our some mure. Our made us * little reflect that Engl recognize the potato was known to be a New England got up the man who subsUtuti old oaken bucket. In oujr mad to rush the twentieth century ini town over the dying remains of the| teenth we sent another order r4aet. goods arrived on Tuesday. They coni of a pair of eyeglasses, a pair of yellow kid gloves, a blue necktie and a white silk handkerchief. The whole town had turned out to see the jumping match ou Odchise place, and ve decided ,to astonish some body. While we were dressing ourself in the bachelor boudoir attached to our office the agricultural editor, the marine editor and the foreman came in by turns and la- m _ -r Sally. I _____ »oft Moap and bsToplayan about tree« and payln 17 .nger, I don’t allow fun of me without where »in to & are mistaken— tbe vent rii-, mortaining tb . pan- pie And , “ Git ■ h he U gethi the rawboned man ked his heels to \ tell you” — yalled the rawboned d^hia hands and waved hi* * salfl the ventriloquist as he turned toward the crowd,“ I appeal to you tf I have said anything at which thu person could take*’---- “ Fur Josh Hayseed ar* a-comin,’» whooped the raw boned man as he jumped afoot high and came down with a great jar. Then he grabbed that manikin and ounded his ttekri-dtf a f t t iy p llfc rm *md icked his lifeless body sky high, and then he seized the protesting ventriloquist and raised him on high and pitched him through an open window and knocked the telegraph operator off his stool. A dozen of us grabbed him and tried to calm him down, but it was 10 minutes before he grew quiet. Then some one said it was simply a coincidence, and he growlingly replied: “ Waal, mebbe you ar’ right, but you kin see fur yourselves that when a feller has got a coincidence he ought to be ’ tarnal keerful how he lets the blamed thing loose in a crowd to make fun o’ strangers.” f WK WERE AH8 IXOUC1 TO THINK WE LOOKED will absorb for tha • i rat at.i 1 « s godsend. are best for horses, Low •bout U m ventilation in Be the et&ble. Keep the air purs without drafts and i keeptt keep it scrupulously It does not seem possible that a with common sense would compel s horse to stand in • stable cleaned only once s week, bnt snob cases axs too fre quent. Colts are usually not V * * to months old, although so wean them at • months, be taught to eat oats and sweat hay or grass while quite young, and • combina tion of food is excellent. The formation of ringbone on tbs f'Kit of • young colt can o* stopped by «rin g or by blistering^ a tie animal be a trai nable one, he slidfiltl J o t be on without the preeenoe or a veterinarian. There is a great lose going on among unthinking and nnobserving fanners in trying to make horses fill places for which they are not suited by breeding or disposition. Every horse does not have the patient disposition to do the work of the farm. Some naturally move so qnickly that they fret under the re straint of tbe plow or a slow mate. It puts no money in the owner’s pockst to work snch a horse on the farm. Give him work according to his qualifications. Use or sell him for a roadster, and let the plodding, heavy fellow draw the plow.—Farm Journal. PUBTT. bored with us. They tried to convince us that it was 20 years too soon and that we would be swept, from the face of the earth as the l»eetle is carried by the hurricane, but, conceited critter that we were, we ar THE GREAT REVOLUTIONS. rayed ourself and went forth. W e stuck those eyeglasses on the bridge of our Ro 1815 — Braxil was raised from a colony man uose. Wi* got our editorial paws into those yellow kids. Around our poetic neck to the rank of a kingdom. The royal we tied that sky blue thingnumbob. In j fam ily of Portugal had fled thither in our breast pocket we stuck that soft, 1808 to escape from the French. soothing nasal wiper, and when we posed 1815—The Germanic confederation U n Stock In th . Fall. before the mirror we were ass enough to October is pre-eminently the month think we looked purty and would carry the formed after th» overthrow of French town by storm. We might as well go the domination. for forcing along all fattening stock. whole hog and own up that we patted our ISIS—Poland erected Into a kingdom, Tbe wastes of the farm are fit for feed self on the back and planned a little speech | the Czar Alexander ruling aa king. A ing out, and with good, sound grain they to get off while being carried around on the constitution was granted, and the Pole» should keep the animal with a good ap shoulders of the applauding multitude. petite and good digestion, and every When all was ready, we stepped forth. had great hopee of freedom. Not 20 feet from the door of THE KlCKER 1819—Revolution by the United State» thing should tend to keep np a rapid office we met old Bill Wheeler. He jumped o f Colombia against Spain. Independ gain. It ia estimated that it usually ' of growth eight feet into the gutter and uttered a ence secured. wild yell. We were idiot enough to U^k* it or fat in a odd December than it does to 1820— General revolt In Portugal as a ?omplinaent. A t the corner of Apache make two in October, and unless under avenue we encountered Colonel Fox. He against the court. A constitution de some exceptional circumstances this es was drunk, as usual, but not so far gone manded and granted. timate ia probably nearly correct. that he couldn’t realize that something had 1890—Spanish revolution begun by Push them along, therefore, as speedily busted. In his efforts to get away he fell Riego. The royal family Imprisoned. as possible. Get the cows and oslvsstn- down and broke his arm, and of course we to the stables aa soon as shall have his doctor bill to pay. Half a New constitution. , 1821—Greek war for liberty. Inde tf they have not been there i every block farther down we met Mrs. Major N o. 833.— C on n ected S qu are*. O’ Donnell, who uttbred one long, lingering pendence proclaimed. Assistance giver x x x x x yell and collapsed ii>her traeiks. W ith th“A- by England, F/ance and Russia, Inde p^gTani itt ^ IRnRIQ gad BBHV. X X X X X assiniue persistencj which some folks cull | pendence acknowledge'1 * j A n enjoyable tim e wax had, there being pluck we pursued our way to Cochise X X X X X 1821— Rebellion in YTsllachla and Mol place, fondly flattering ourself that we abvut th irty present. X X X X X were walking arm in arm with the God davia against the Turks. These prov x x x x x x x x x x x x s dess of Liberty. A dog fight aud a Jump luces consolidated, called Ronmanla an N o tice to C red ito rs. X X X X X X X X X X ing match were in progress, and it was a placed under the protection of Russia 20A11 persons ku X X X X X X X X X X themselves in- couple of minutes before the crowd got on 1829. r; , X X X X X X X X X X lo us by note or account must to us. The first man to yell was Steve | 1821— M ex ic e* revolution. Independ ¡ . f i l e before the first day o f January x x x x x x x x x x x x x Henderson, who has discovered more pre- ! X X X X X historic remains than any other man in ence proclaimed and u federal republic „ i n i F o kbm ab A G ib s o n . Arizona. He thought he had struck a relic established. X X X X X althor^li dhrlflfi ■ of the drift period, as he has since informed X X X X X 1821—R evolt o f Peru again* Spain. mayhave done Well us. In about 30 movements of a mule’s X X X X X Independence proclaimed and aMSUied fore beginning this ass tail in fly time we had that crowd of 800 I—Upper Square: l. One of the United in 1828. min in there are eminent citizens piling onto us, and what States. 2. To languish. 8. A large artery subsequently took place is like a dream to 1 1821—The Central American States of fumigation or by a 4. A house for entertaining traveler». I. us. We think we were slammed against Guatemala, 8 »n Salvador,. Honduras, oseue. In fact, give a Precious atones. “ D I OROCKH AXEI) MR HOW MANY M IL L T O if walls and t ill boards until limp and hum Nicaragua and Costa*Rica declared ing np before the young 1 n - L e f t Hand Square: 1. A masculine DOLLARS TO’ WAR w m i ” name. 9. A l>ody of water. 8. Spring« h’ar an his trousers held up by a piece of j oied. We judge that we were tossed iu a themselves independent. Hejarated from Peed those that are j blanket uutil we felt at home half a mile clear of the ground. A A failing in duty rope. You’s got to be a4 great man, Sir above ground. We have a shadowy recol the Mexican eonfederati. n In 1823.—St. Thanksgiving or ( 5. The assault of an army. «rally with warm i Isaac—a worry great man I How do yo* lection of being carried around on a pole , Louis Globe-Democrat II I — Right Haud Square: l. Relating to manage to do all dis on an income of $6 or beef scraps in the morning and ' without any saddle blanket, and of hearing the sun. 2. A tribe of American Indiaun 17 a week?” corn at night. I hundreds of faraway voices crying out, | TURF TOPICS. 3. Freighted. 4. On* intrusted with th* Sir Isaac’s legs began to wobble about, “ Durn the critter, but let’s bury him in his I f the pullets can fan I bust ness of another. 5. Team. and he sat down. J udge Cahoots j ust then Lucky Baldwin strongly contemplates or barley might be substituted i IV — Lower Square: I. Conical 2. A cape made a sneak for tbe door, but tbe presi j own private graveyafd!” When we came to, the shadows of night retiring from the turf. corn with them, and a part 1 with a hood, formerly worn by the clergy dent stopped him with: I harl fallen, and we were lying on our own 8. Little ball« of medicine. 4. Striking ef August Belmont has been elected a mixed with the “ Excuse me, Jedge, dat I didn’t see yo’ j cot. After the crowd had played with us they cannot he kept apart there feet. 5. Desists from labor or exertion. befo’. I wish to congratulate yo’ on gettin for a couple of hours they permitted our member o f the board of control. little danger in giving 1 ahead in de world. Fur a man who has ! agricultural and marine editors to carry W ill Kerr, 2:071, »u<l May Marshall, N o. 834.— D iam on d s. feed as tbe othsn. A bln outer work half de time fur de last j our mortal remains home iu a blanket, 209. are tw o very promising paetd-s. L A consonant. 2. A deep hole. 8. A y’ar yo’ am pushin to de front powerful i Those remains are now just able to sit up seldom gets fat «ooagh common eatable for break font. 4. An or fast. Dey tell me yo’r wife ha« dun bought and draw a long breath at wide intervals. P ixley holds the record for the fastest from laying, though old ones oftn n&ment for the wall. 5. A girl’ s name six plates on which to «arve raw oysters. | They are not saying anything, but at the sixth heat ever trotted in a rack. Time, Six weeks Is non« too long a time i 8. The oppOHite of wet. 7. A vowel. As I passed yo’ r cabin de odder day I no same time doing a heap of thinking. We 2:09!. tening them for market.—i L A consonant. 2. A wager. 8. Ablu ticed a doahplate on de doah. It ha« also expect them to ultimately recover, and we _________ Nancy Hanks trotted for a percentage tivator. tions A The name o f a city. 6. A brier cum to my ears dat yo’ has got a regular have hopes that the sad experience will 6. Wrongdoing. 7. A consonant. fire screen in de parlor an an eight day ' prove a moral lesson never to be forgotten o f the gate at Washington pork, and her u re s s re k r «sre.i clock. Can’t you giv de rest of us a pinter while life shall last. We are now perfectly shore was over $8,000. An estaemad contemporary gives this No. 33A.—Anagram. on how to git rich on nuffin? De guv’nor satisfied that we tried to jump this town T. Loatee leads the English jockeys advice to iu renders: ” I f yon hare a 1 TO A d u x c b will bring much | of Texas am glad ’ naff to git a one day , 100 yearn too soon, and that the babe of to- with 143 successes. M. Cannon has jumper on the farm, dispose of him be H erein the nation*« safety Lie*; clock, bat yo* feel obleeged to go him seben ! day won’t live long enough to see our peo placed 122 wins to his credit. fore the other horses learn tbs habit." I a m not*far the rich alone. better. De king of Portugal eats his oysters ple take kindly to yellow kids and a blue But may be gained by each who trie*. A llx captured $8,000 at the Washing Yes. bnt don't do it without telling ths off a pie tin, but dat bain’t style ’iiuff fur necktie. _________ ton park trotting meet, the largest sum man you sell him to about his bad yo’ l Sot down, Jedge Cahoots. W e can’t No. 338.— H id d e n A u th o rs. habit. Shall agricultural and lire a offer yo’ no silk upholstered cha’r, but taken into camp by one horse. THE COINCIDENCE GOT LOOSE. Th* cage in which those bird* beloog mebbe yo’ kin stand it fur a few minutes. The N ew York World will give a val journals preach dishonesty? fell, owing to th* nail being too small. A n In n o c e n t V e n t r ilo q u is t W h o M a d e the Dar am a score of others heah who could be Mares have worn the laurels aa a uable cup to the winner o f a 20 mils race Th* “ Winter Palace” is in Mo*cow per called down iu de same fashion, but It M lstw k e o f H U L ife . haps. instead of Bt. Petersburg. Among those on the platform of the de between a thoroughbred and a bicycliat. pion trotters ever since the days of would be time frown away. De fact am, Now, Janie*, writ* “ bow,’ ’ “ hit,” *‘ti•,,’ we ta follerin in de futstep* of de white pot waiting for the train was a ventrilo Kingston has been running seven years, Temple. Are these now to b s w “ run” and “ bop,” on the blackboard race. If we hain’t got no sense, we ain’t to quist with his machine. Some one asked has Started 111 times, and In all that from them by a stallion? tt Ye*, the man »old fish. him to exhibit his powers, and sitting down blame fur it. Be ben outer ebery ten wbit* time has never been unplaced in bnt two The mils of tbs 4-yew-old stellion Di men in dis ker.try am dodgin creditor*. Seb- on a trank, with his dummy on his knee, he rectum at ths Fleetwood moss in *«7 , racee. K e y to the Pu ssier. enteen outer ebery twenty am libin beyand under not particularly favorable con Tbe largest American stock farm de No. 810.—Numerical Enigma: “ Riche* der income*. De man who owe* de meet dition», comes perilously near Nancy have «rings, and grandeur is a dream.” ginerally dresses de best. De wife of a man voted to the breeding o f trottin g horses Hanks' 28)4. and suggest» that with a No. 811. — Illustrated Metamorphoelai airnin $12 a week has mo’ diamonds dan de is that at Palo Alto, Cal., and the next kite track and in his hast form Directum Goat, coat, coat, cast, cart. one airnin $50. W -flfth s o f de people givin in size is the Jewett farm in Kansas. might make the difference still lass. No. 312.—Charade: Conjugally. ■well parties am under mortgage. H alf of Tom King, the horse thief. Is a woman I No. 318.—MDining Letter Puttie: de furniture which goes out o’ de stores The contest among b reed «» and train o f 20 or more years and was the w ife o f a am brought back unpaid fur. W liile dese W icked the word and bootless th* boast. ers of trotters for the next U n tjk e n liveryman an«l horse dealer o f Guthrie, A s cruel King C r o c « 1 ile found to hi* cost. thing« grieve me, as I «aid befo*, I hev no will be ^produce an animqkihat can t o And proper reward o f tyrannical m igh t O. T. She is the daughter o f s Cherokee fanlt to find wid yo’ . We has bin brung a mile in two minntea. tt w ill be done IU showed his teeth, hut he up to believe de white man knows it all. Indian. before 1900 dawns. No. 81A — T r ip le A eroetic: W e bar felt It a privilege to imitate him. The sheriffs of London since 12S4 have W e’s got in de habit an can’ t stop, and he II T A D I 0 M Complaint has - b* annually paid into the British exchequer must not turn on un an bold ns responsible T R K A C L K Britain that some s f • cattle shipped six horseshoes, with tbe proper number dst we reflect hin vices as well as his var- •o old that they A B U T T E D of nails, os rent for s piece of ground in over from Canada chews.” were, no, good. P w ’t send any of Urei D r e p i n e the parish of St. Cl- meats, >eef from the United States, kind of beef THE ARIZONA KICKER. L T R I V I A ■«res H a f ) . Vow Cows he B oni ! A correspondent o f _____ ft T R K P L B A M a d B a th o e ta e a i T h a t H a d t o B o n. ei nd y usi tt the Georgia Yorker write#: 'Sept. 90 and M , 1$$1, » «■ * H I CkMiMd. No. 815.—Half Squar* and Diamond: j »Hide It cesM-luafcre A x E x c m v o E p is o d e —Four week* ago C L O A K U ids'. mui 1 v »I* indirates.eot- 31. 180», I sold 1# T hk K k kkk Indulge** In half a column of - mrrne are not saUuSmt to L O A M A N T “row JOSH ItATSHD AB’ A-cOMI».* enthusiasm over oursucom in introducing a in I M i of milk Analy- O A K U N C A 8 l a pair of $2 russet shoe* to the population t u mon entertaining tbe crowd Almost ii.it ih*r are aboat equal to of this town In tbe aam* article It wan In front of him and about 10 fw t sway war A M T A N a roughage, having, tarar- also announced that oae of our leading sa a tall, rawboned chap, who woe serious'/ in- K » terented from tbe etart The ventrlloquie» No. 81 A —Historical Character*: W. W. loons had suocs—fqliy introduced the straw perhaps did not oae this man at all wbru lia ever, a considerable advantage in (hair as a medium of ooovoying th* mint Julep finely divided eoodition, which main».' Hamden. General l>af*yrtte. Dr W. T G. asked: • f* m ' n’ UonTinAi ui waSaw 'o , Morton. Elder William Brewster, Georg* from a swelling tumbler to the spot where ••Now. then, little man, ear, you W I ms It would do th* moot good. W * fait to ro> loose' . •-'Ig’ttf fine gron l^ W lw ’ -t, , L Chart«* »umaor. Uly***o K where Josh Hsymsd tof” as I r i ruaa-'tl add o 0 »«qB»rnd ! -B e is right hare,” replied die msalkln. m I B V-' V' 1 * >; I 1 I ' f vj * ■ S q > * fa n 4 ag m it I