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5 S ia i tWTAny perern receiving s vampi« cop y o his paper will please consider it a n ia v itati«-n ! o became s regular subscriber. She H eard If. MOW TO CARE FOR SHOES. I R a w a ra o f T o o M u c h P o lU .t a n d H r .» .l u g . Econom y l a N u m b e r .. Pimply Qirls Pimply Boys And Every Person Afflicted w ith Torturing Disfiguring Humiliating Humors Find Instant Relief And Speedy Cure By Using Cuticura Remedies Sold throughout the world. PoTTgm IhW * AMD I'H U .r o R r ., Bouton, Hole Prop.. 4Sr>“ A ll About the Blood, Skin, Sculp ood Hair,” free. t r P i m p l e , blAckheda. o il/.k in sod failing fealr prermtod a d eund by C w tlcnra S o a p . If you would have your shoes retain their pristine freshness longer than a week, do not treat them with polishes and dressings, each one of which claims to be tbs best and least Injurious. As loon as you come in from a walk dost them carefully with a soft flannel kept for that pnrpooe. Let them air, as you do your underclothes, and when they are dry stuff them with soft tissue paper. Button or lace them over this. In this way they will keep their shape for along time. When they are so worn that they most be brightened, rub them with a flannel cloth and a little vaseline. Apply the grease carefully, not merely smearing it over the surface of the leather, but rub bing it in. When It is completely ab sorbed, rub briskly with fresh flannel. Do not wear your walking boots in the honae and do not walk in your slip pers. Keep a pair of shoes suitable for each occasion In this way, though you may seem to have an extravagant sup ply, you will really be displaying on economical spirit. Shoes worn indoor» and out not only soon lose their bright ness and neatness, Irak lost only about one-third as long os if they were occa sionally relieved. Have a pair of patent leather shoes for your calling and ceremonious affairs, a pair of slippers for general morning wear and a pair of extremely dainty ones for evening wear. W ith this supply rightly treated you will find yourself properly prepared as to shoes for any ■ufnmer emergency, and you will not spend any more money than the woman who has only two pairs at a time, but who has to replace those every month or so. 11 do not Eat Pastry, i ' H ow often you hear this expression, and the ex planation that usually follows: “ I am troubled with dyspepsia." The explanation is not far to seek. In the past Lard has been used as the prin cipal shortening in all pastry, the result— dys pepsia. The dyspeptic need no longer be troubled, providing is substituted for lard in the preparation o f all food. It is composed strictly o f highly refined vegetable oil and beef s'let. When used as a shortening, it produces wholesome a n d healthful pastry. Physi- cians and expert cooks indorse it. Rerose substitutes. All the hotels in Caxenovia were clos ed against all comers a few days ago because their managers were refused licenses to sell liquors. They claim that thsy cannot make their housea pay expenses if they are deprived of the profits of the bars. The shortest line that can be drawn upon the earth's surface, one cne being at the mouth of the Mississippi river and the other at Pekin, China, will cross the Bering Straits. Baltimore, Md., Oct. 14, 1891. Mit. N o r m a n L i c h t y , Des Moines, Ia. D k a k R i h :— W ill you please be kfnd enough to let me know who is your agent in Baltimore, Md., for the sale of Krause’s Headache Capsules? I have tried to get them at a number of drug stores hut have always failed. I had several boxes of the capsules sent me from Washington, and found them to be the very l<est remedy I have ever had for severe headaches. Very truly yours, 1609 Patterson A ve. M r s . A. L . D a v i s . S outh C hicaoo , October 7, 1893-— Editor C alum et: I desire to let Un people of this section know the great benefit I have derived from the use of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. 1 am an engineer, and in filling my duties as such, often become overheated, while the strain on my baok from stooping over my engine it very great, and has caused me much suffering. These pains were of such freguent recurrence, that I feared kidney trouble. Physiciuns could do nothing for me, and often, af ter catching cold 1 would he laid up and lose a day or two’s work. About a year ago I caught a severe cold and hud to go to l>ed. The pain in my back was terrible and I could get no relief. I sent to a drug store for some kind of liniment and the druggist said Cham berlain's Pain Hahn was os good ns any thing. I hail the Pain Balm well rub bed in across the small of my hack, tin u wet a tiunnel cloth and bound it across the seat of pain. In a few hours relief came, the pain hod vanished, and the next day I wont to work and have not lost n day since. Yours Kesp , B. W . B hadmcv , Engineer. Pain Balm is for aa.o here hy druggists. Women outnumber men in the British Kingdom by about 733,000. Rhiloh’s Cure, the great c H igh and croup eure, is for sale hy all druggists. Pocket size contains twenty-five doses, only 26 cents. Children love it. Youths under 19 must not vators in Omaha. ----■ ------ #1----- run ele ■■ ■■ - Rhiloh’s Vitalizer is what you need for dysiiepsia, torpid liver, yellow skin or kidney trouble. It is guaranteed to give you satisfaction. Price, 75 cents. Instead of j.iws the butterfly has a curled proboocis like that of an ele phant. "T h e beat in the world.” This is what W . D. Woodring, of Bordly, Ky., says of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy. H e spoke from personal experience in the use of it, himself and family hav ing juat been cured of had coughs and colds by it. For sale by druggists. In parts of Ethiopia it is a mark of politeness to appear without clothes. —------------ --------------------- F o r O y e r F i l ly Y ea rs. An nM and well tried remedy.—Mr*. Winalow'a Soothing Syrup lnw been u*e<l for over fifty yearn by millions of mother« for theii children while teething, with perfect iwicoew. It «oothee the child, «often« the gum«, allays all pain, cures wind colic, and is the beet remedy for Diarrhoea. 1« pleasant to the taste. Hold by druggists hi every part of the world. Twen ty five cent« a bottle. Its value is incalculable. Be sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, and take no other kind. A New York cai wears a false set of teeth. — — P r m illn a I . H M Iw Than cure, and those who urc subject to rheumatism can prevent attacks hy keeping the hlood pure and free from the acid which causes the disesse. You can rely upon Hood's Harsap.irilla as a remedy for rheumatism ami catarrh, also for every form of scrofula, salt rheum, boils and other diseases caused by impure blood. It tones and vitalizes the whole system. Mood’s Pills are easy effect. and ! L. x? jri; if, Send three cent» in »tamp* to N K Kairbank A C o., Chicago, for handsome j '- j l f Cottolenc Cook Book, containing six v 3 | hundred recipe», prepared by nine cuti- } nent authorities on cooking. Cottolenc is »old by all grocers. 2SS2S& * r u d e o n ly by jN . K. FAI RBANKS CO., S T . LOUIS and CHICAGO. NEW YORK, BOSTON T H E MODISTE. T he bell sk irt «till m aintains Its vogue, alth ough a ia u y o f the m odels are widened excessively at the hem. H a lf long fu r capes are this year finished w ith cape collars or vandyked collarettes o f fu r o f a con trastin g kind. E paulets appear to be quite as m u ch a feature o f fashion as ever. Som e, lik e the m edici collar, are wired to keep them in po sition. A u tu m n costum es o f fancy m ix e d w ool fabrics are trim m ed w ith m irror o r change able velvets w hose toues repeat those in tne dr*?1« m aterial. PeacooF green and gold breast feathers, yellow ish green and blue green b ird s’ heads, q u ills and w ings are used on b lack , cream w h ite, ecru and gold en b row n hats. H andsom e cu t steel button s are seen upon som e o f the Im ported Y o rk w a lk in g coats and tailor basques o f dark green, deep m a genta or m arquise brow n ladies’ cloth. Crêpons for even ing wear are m ore deep ly fluted than ever and o f variou s w eights, from one as transparent as gauze to others a lm ost us heavy as henrietta clo th or Car m elite. W id e watered s ilk bow s w ith large bu ckles o f Irish diam onds in the centers o f the loops are used w ith good e ffect on au tum n hats in plaque, sailor, alpine and gainsborough shapes. N ew evening w raps are m ade o f change a b le velvet, short £ t the back in cape form , to a llow o f the easy catching up o f the train, and w ith lon g panellike Spanish fronts bordered w ith fur. lsarge invoices o f m agenta oloth , benga- line, velvet, silk , plush and brocade appear a m on g the host o f elegant w inter goods. T h is co lo r is to rival and in a degree dis place the purple o f last year. The serviceable and stylish ulster o f last a utum n has m ultip lied its one cape by three, losing thereby none o f its jau ntin ess, for each o f the sm all capes is gathered s lig h tly and lined w ith silk o f a brigh t con trastin g co lo r.—N ew Y o rk Post. “ I suppose yon have heard o f the mean way in which Mr. Snodgrass treats his wife and children, haven’t yon?” said Mrs. Keedick to a friend as the two were riding together in a street car. “ Sh! Don’ t speak quite so loud,” re plied the latter in a frightened sort o f a whisper. But the admonition was lost on Mrs. Keedick, who continued in u somevrhat louder tone: “ I believe it is all true too. They say he’s so stingy that he won’t give his wife a single dollar unless she just literally pleads for it, and then he throws it to her much as a miser would throw a bone to a dog.” “ Please don’t speak quite so loud,” replied Mrs. Keedick’s auditor. Mrs. Snodgrass hasn't had a new bonnet in tw o years,” the speaker went on, without lowering her tone, “ and it must be much longer than that since she had the pleasure of ordering a new gown. Before I’d put up with such nonsense I’d make my husband’s life a burden to him! It isn’t as though the skinflint couldn’t afford it. He’s far bet ter off than your husband or mine, and yet he treats that sweet woman wTho was fool enough to marry him in that cruel fashion.” “ A little lower tone, please,” nudged the listener, but Mrs. Keedick’s voice was just as loud as she kept ou: “ It’s the same way with the children. They can’t go to school because they haven’t clothes fit to wear. He's as cross as a bear to them too. Seems to resent their presence on the same earth with him. How I do pity the poor things, and especially at this time of the year! It’s a mighty sorrowful Christmas they will have unless the neighbors take up a collection for them.” There came another nudge from Mrs. Keedick’s friend, and just then a man who sat near signaled the conductor to stop, and he got out. The nudger heaved a sigh of relief. “ That was Mr. Snodgrass himself, and I’m so afraid he heard what you said.” “ Y es,” replied Mrs. Keedick calmly. “ I knew it was the miserable, mean man, and I intended that he should know just what people think of his meanness. I’m in hopes it will do him good and make life more bearable for his wife and children.” And Mrs. Keedick smiled sweetly as she bade h e/ friends good afternoon and left the car.—Brooklyn Life. T H E HISTORIAN. P ocahon tas d id n ot save the life o f .John S m ith. It has been ascertained that tiiis w orth y m an was the m ost ablebodied pre varicator o f his century. T he B ridge o f S igh s at V enice has no ro m ance w orth y th e nam e. M ost o f the un fortunates w h o cross it are p etty thieves w h o arc sent to the w orkhouse. L u cretia B o rgia was not the b ad w om an •he is represented. R ecent investigai ions have show n that she suffered in reputation on a ccou n t o f th e w ickedness o f her k in folks. “ M adcap H a rry” waa n ot sent t o prison by S ir W illia m Gascoigne, the stern judge, nor was the la tter reappointed by the prince w hen he becam e king, and the story Seven hundred and twenty tons of d id not appear fo r 150 years after that time. P itt d id n o t use the expression, “ The cardboard are utilized every year in the atrocious crim e o f being a you n g m an.” shape of postal cards. T he w ords w ere w ritten by Dr. Johnson, w h o was n ot present, b u t w rote a report o f C A T A R R H IN X I V (N O L A N D . th e speech from an abstract given him by Ely's Cream Balm gives satisfaction a hearer. to every one using it for catarrhal W orship ers are not crushed b y hu n troubles.— G. K. Mellor, druggist, W or dreds under the wheels o f the car o f J u g gernaut. The car has n ot been taken ou t cester, Mass. o f the tem p le fo r m auy years, and such I believe Ely’s Cream Balm ia the deaths as fo rm erly occurred were exception best article for catarrh ever offered the al o r accidental. public.— Bush A Co., druggists, Wor N ero was no m onster. H is m other, A g cester, Mass. rippina, was not. p u t to death by his order, nor d id he play upon hiM harp and sing An article of real merit.— C. P. Al- “ T h e B u rn in g o f T ro y ” w hile R om e was on den, druggist, Springfield, Mass. fire. O ur k n o w le d g e o f him is gained m ost Those who use it s|ieak highly of it ly from T a citu s, w h o hated him , and from — Geo. A . Hill, druggist, Hpeingfield, P etron iu s A rb iter, w h o was put to death fo r con sp irin g against him. Mass. H annibal d id n o t send three bushels o f Cream Balm lias given satisfactory results — W . P. Draper, druggist, g o ld rings, p lu cked from the hands o f R o m an k n ig h ts dead on the Held o f Connie, Springfield, Mass. b ack to C arthage as evidence o f his vic tory. T he m essenger w h o carried the news The seulence “ Jalin quickly extem b ack to th e C arthaginian senate, on co n porized five tow hags” contains all the clu d in g his report, “ opened his robe and letters of the alphabet. th rew o u t a nu m ber o f gold rings gathered ------------- --------------------— on the field.” —St. L ouis Globe-D em ocrat. For pity’s sake, don’t growl and grumble because you are troubled with indigestion. No gissl was ever effected by snarling and fretting. Be a man (unless you happen to lie a woman), it nil tnke Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, which will relieve you, whether man or woman. Cata cannot see iu the dark, hut they nosseas remarkable (lo w e rs of vision in gentle in a dim light. Mexico’# standing army numbers 44,1100 men. or about double that of the If in tad States. . A n E ngineer’ « E xperience. From South Chicago Daily Coin met. Thousands of lives are saved annual ly by the use of Ayer's Cherry Pector al. In the treatment of croup aqd whooping cough, the Pectoral has a most marvelous effect. It allays in flammation, frees tlie obstructed air passages, and c< ntrols the desire to cough. lin k *r In rH M Is one of the prime cauecs of headache iu the winter. Persons accustomed to the pure fresh air during the pleasant More women are em p loy«! in moil'll» are sohjec1 to this terrible an noyance at tlii# time of the year. A ernment |<oeitions in England boon ia offered in Krauae’s Headache anywhere else in the world. Capsules, which is guaranteed to cure A "B a lm in Gilead’’ for you hy any kind of a headache no matter what the cause Headache caused by over-: ing Rimnmn’s Liter Regulator for indulgence in fond or drii'k late all diseased liver. - Gov than tak your » ------- ■ night, can be prevented hy taking one I The Texas cow boys take Rim m en’s capsule before retiring amt one i Liver Regulator when bilious— J. E morning 25 eta. Iiox. For sale hy J . I Pierce, Hanchero Grande, Texas. D . Belt, Dallas. — 1 - ..........- For constipation, biliousness and Seven hundred live larks constitute i queer present lately oent_ by the kidni > affections take Simmon's Livei Regulator. I hate to see cold winter’ s snow bear the print o f shoeless feet. And the tteshleas hand o f hunger pinch faces young and sweet. A n d She D id n ’ t Care H ow L oud She T alked I lilter. A H fa r l d o f t h e I n f a n t Y e a r. Mount Schafberg, in the R«lzknnv Clip the last thirty years or more inorgut, Austria, which is celebrated f( r us magnificent view of ten lakes, from the century, and the segment can now tie ascended by a railway wifi represent the tern of the unbound- id popularity of Hostetler’s Stomach which has just been opened. Bitters. The opening of the year 1894 will be signalized hy the appearance «f C a ta rrh C a n n o t ha C u ra d with local applications, as they cannot a fresh Almanac of the Bitters, in which reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh the uses, derivation and action of this ia a blood or constitutional disease, world-famous medicine will be lucidly and in order to cure it you must take set forth. Everybody should read it. internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure The calendar and astronomical calcu ia taken internally, and acts directly lations to be found in thi» brochure on the blood and mucou* surfaces are always astonishingly accurate, and H all’s Catarr|i Cure ia not a quack the statistics, illustrations, humor and medicine. It was prescribed by one of other reading matter rich in * interest the bert physicians in this country for and full of profit. The Hostetler Com years, and is a regular prescription. It pany, of Pittsburgh, Pa., publish it is composed of the best tonics known, themselves. They employ more than combined with the bent blood purifiers, sixty hsnds in the mechanical work, aching directly upon the mucous sur and more than eleven months of the faces. The perfect combination of the year are consumed in its preparation. two ingredients is what produces such It cun be obtained, without cost, of all wonderful results is curing catarrh. druggists and country dealers, and is printed in English, Gorman. French, Send for testimonials free. K. J. riHKNEY <fe Co., Props., Toledo, 0 . W elsh, Norwegian, Swedish, Holland, Bohemian and Spanish. Sold by druggists, price 76c. K«-voit o f the Soul. I hate to live and suffer, to know hunger, grief and shame And see iu the throngs about me men mangled, blind and lame. ■- n SHE MEANT IT. COTTOLENE A t a dinner party before Renan had risen to fame he was about to speak on a current topic when Jules Simon sig nified his intention of talking, and the hostess asked Renan to wait. When the greater lion had done roar ing, the lady said; “ Now, M. Renan, it is your turn. You were going to say something.” “ I merely want to ask for some peas,” he replied, with gravity, and he was silent during the rest of the evening.— Youth’s Companion. Life. A Tested Remedy For All Diseases s 1 hate that which permits these wrongs, with a hate that cannot die. Be it the demous ’ neat!» the earth or a spirit that reigns on high. —Louise Iugersoll. S O —_ {J Song o f the Stars. W hen the daylight fades in the evening shades. And the blue melts in the gray. W o pitch our tents iu the firmaments To guard the milky way. And we gather the broken sunbeams up That the day has left in its path. T o kindle and build the glow and gild W hat our sparkling camp tires hath. S S Q U r u g g i t t s S e ll I t . f a S S S S S S S (Between 6th and 7th Sts.) , Go and learn how wonderfully you are made and how to avoid sickness kand disease. Museum enlarged w ith thousands of new objects. Admis sion 26 cts. P r iv a t e O ffic e -N a m e B u ild in g 1 0 6 1 I V la rk e t S t r e e t —Diseases of merv. stricture, loss of manhood, diseases of the 6kin and kidneys quickly cured without the use of mer- curv. Treatment personally or by letter. Send tor book. BKAT IN" T H E W ORLD. - To all Points in the Eastern States Canada and E u r o p e can be (Tbtained at L o w e s t S a t e s from I. N. Woods, agent Dallas. R KOEHI.ER, Manager. I 1 ¡E. P. 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St FINE W ORK A N D G O O D FTS .In all its Appointments^ S P E C IA L T Y . -¿V . X . ' W ^ . G I T E E I OïtZEO-Oirsr. 0/ P r o p r ie to r iV ti THE P E R F E C T S i We havt county ' and A V\ No m il KIMBALL PIANO. Attorn touch llM b«« Í entrusted oi about SCALE |T DESIGN ta. I N.L. THE B R IL L IA N T S BALLETT & DAVIS PIANO. BRILLIANT Office block. ITONE PM -j RECORD [ SUCCESS THE 0LDI3ELIABLE------- Till KIMBALL GROANS. All EASY TERMS, REASONABLE PRICES. HIGH GRADE INSTRUMENTS. Every Instrument Warranted for Five Years. FOR THIS TEAR. Ui D A I. THE WÌLLAMMETTE. PERFECT The sweetest drink I ever took I drank from out a gourd; The deepest water in the creek Is jest above the ford. L . “V . 305 W A S H IN G T O N S T R E E T , M O O R E , - - PORTLAND, OREGON ---- WITH----- Ja A Í Prompt. Itrll I D THE SAN FRANCISCO W eekly C a ll! One at a time the shimmering sunbeams wan der Adown toeArth from yonder cloudless clime. Till lowliest mountain tops are smit with splen dor. F R IC K S I .85 P E R YE A R , THE SAN FRANCISCO ° One at a time up rears the master builder Stone upon stone, with horny hands agrime. Till shoot aloft the ttirrets that bewilder. Morning Call! One at a time the shuttle swiftly flying Flings thread on thread like throes of throb bing rhyme, TUI glows the tapestry with hues undying. » ! PI r to n e ; P R IC E « 0 .0 0 T E R T E A R . ------- ------------- ' ! E S A N F R A N C IS C O W EE K LY CALL Is a handsome sight* p »*e paper. It la issued erery Thursday, and contains all of the im pirtaut news of the weak, gleaned from erery quar ter of the globe, eomph te up to date of publication. It fur- n lih e t tbe latest and most reliable financial news and market quotations, ai d gives special attention to horticul tural aud agricultural news, and lg In every respect a first- class fam ily paper, appealing to the interest o f every mem ber o f the household. - ------- m -------- HE M O U S IN G C A L L ^ (S«V«3. la a r a s a W a s » ) t b Is a live metropolitan dally. It Is the M O S T R E L I A B L E , and Is recognized ss being ths L E A D I N G N E W S P A P E R o f tb s Pacific Coast. Either of the above papers wa w ill tend postpaid aa a pre mium on receipt o f tha follow ing subscription p r lo e s fo r th c advance P A R K ! The new addition to Dallas, lies four blocks southwest of the court house, commanding a view of the whole town and surrounding country. Shade trees are set out along all the streets, which are graded and 80 feet wide. Size of lots— 80x144, with allleys through the blocKs. PRICE $65 AND $95 PER LOT. These lots are sold on the installment plan— $10 cash, balance on three, six, nine and twelve months’ time without interest. This is by long odds the prettiest and best addi tion to Dallas. »Z Wl Th V . —» I Ohsrfa.t D v.ll «i , J ».CHA J H L. PITTOC » F. EOOKKT » * Wm. P. WRIGHT, Agent. DALLAS LUMBER YARD. J* B . N u n n , B ro D rie to r. Full stock of best quality seasoned lumber and all kinds of dimension timbers. Doors, windows, hr a cels, mouldings, laths, shingles, cedar posts, ornamental fencing and stair material. Prices of doors, 2£x(j^xlL $1.75; 2«x- 6fxlJ, $3; 2Jx6$xl|, $2: 2lx6l{xlJ. $2.25; shingles, $2.50; common windows, $1.25 to $2.50. Door and window frames carried in stoex. Terms cash, or bankable note in 30 davs. Therefore, when we assure advertisers that this paper en- i ters at least nine-tenths o f the hom es in This Paper, Par Tear, nr ADTA-VOL Polk county, and that its contends aie carefully read hy all the inm ates, what . WEEKLY CALL $225 I R “ A Word to the Wise is Sufficient,” $ H -U 0 or F * AID THIS PAPER, PER TEAR, ^ ED. BIDDLE, eff ected by he*«. JA E T T H E GLN U f ’.. _ FOR 8ALE BY DEALERS GENERALLY. J V » DAILY CALL s*c„ W o, T Repairing Promptly Done. A combination: Laxaîtv» and NFRY R TONIC. » 1 0 6 1 M ark et St., San Francisco The scrubbiest nag upon the track May win the longest heat. W hile the one that has the b&ckin May be the easiest beat. Manager of Stand— W ell, oli what can I do for yon? Dear Old Lady (who hoe been goring abont for eome time)— Nothing, air Bnt I heerd one of them yonng lathes any a# how ahe was going to make date# now, right along. And as I all ns thought they grew before, I thought Td sheer round a hit and tea her make 'em:— Truth.. Passenger depot, foot of Jefferson street. 1 Dallas Foundry! The largest sheep o f all the flock May grow the coarsest wool; The finest horse upon the farm May balk before he’ll pulL T H E MERMAID. U GREAT MUSEUM OF ANATOMY I t s w e a i inf* q u a lities are u n su rp a ssed , a c t u a l); ox-’ iastinfcr t w o b o :"* s o f a n y o th er b ra n d . N REMEDY. Oregonian Railway Division, Portland and Yamhill Railway. AIL LIE MAIL—TK1-WEEKLY. r.eave !):<o a. Poithtud Arrive 3:05 p. m D.’.IU« Leave 4;Sg p. Arrive 8:27 a. m Arrive 0:06 p. m. Ait lis Leave 7:00 a. m west; IRON WORK TO ORDER- W hile the crooked, orn’ry seedlin« Standin outside by the road. Comes up stnilin every season W ith a he&pln wagon load. LOH’sXjCATARRH !<oM h r i> n n r r » t , ,>r sent hy m ail. OF DALLAS, OREGON, — ALL KINDS OK— J DR. JO RDAN & CO.’S SAI Express Daily. ’Exceut Sunday. 4:40 PM Lv. Portland Ar. i:‘2l A M 7 :Vb P M Ar. McMinnville Lv. 6:5b A M BANK, b cn AXLE “oaREast G eorge II. T h a tch er o f A lb a n y is the in- j ven tor o f a new com pressed air car fo r street . B a r e /< » il atarrhf T h i»rmn.Nl/I s p u m n . railw ay service. The car w eighs abou t W,- treit t o o u re y o u . P rice, M eta, h -je o to r tr e a . 000 pounds aud w ill cost $8,000 to $10,000. CITY gjiisiriialicn And a PREVENTIVE tor ie m a l i ; ------ IMUEtìLLililUkS. Are Safa and Reliable, fefe-'“ Perfetftly Harnl« ■ Purely Vege- I tablet Never The likeliest apple tree that grows In my neighbor’s orchard lot Is full o f blossoms every spring. But the fruit is sure to rot. W hat She W anted. C. O COAU, Ciishler. President. Da built« mero MAIL TRAIN DAILY. EIU LPT BE2 DAY« 7:30 AM Lv. Portland Ar. o:H5 P 11:03 A M Lv. Deny Lv. M R:1 PM Ar, C rvallls Lv. i:f(p M At Albany and Corvalia connect with trains of Ove gon Pacific railroad. O k kg o n I !, o » q money and discount» paper at the ueua ' rates; . Allow interest on time deposits.. PAINFUL For sale hy J. D. Bolt, sole agent. The tallest stalk o f corn that grows In my twenty acre field A in ’ t got a nubbin on it Nor any sign o f yield. Decide not rashly. The decision made Can never be recalled. The gods implore not. Plead not, solicit not, which, once being passed. Return no more. —Longfellow. i W ESTfSIllE m V ISIO N .3 Between Portland and Corvallis. Mnutruaiion Suppressed Des ¿Moines, l-»\va. It ain’ t the richest, rankest grass The cattle likes the best; *Tain’t likely all the eggs we find Are the lieu’s that made the nest. D e c is io n . — AND— SE C O N D CLASS S L E E P IN G C A R S A t t a c h e d t o a ll T h r o u g h T r a in s . I Transacts a general banking business in all branches; Buys and sells exchange on principal point United States; I Makes collections on all points in the Pacino North “ r- Yin de Cinchona Co., Sometimes the shaller plowin W ill raise the biggest crap. And it ain’ t the tallest maple Alius runs the sweetest sap. D o e s n ’ t L ook th e .Same. If life were as I dreamed it waa some twenty years ago. There’«! be no need of paradise: we’d rather stay below. But youth in brilliant colors paints to watch the pictures fade. And life's as far from what I dreamed as it could well be made. Now sometimes, when I study it by later lights in milder hues, I’ m half inclined to label it, “ A Symphony In Blues.” —Detroit Tribune. * I M . M . E L L IS , i Sent postpaid on receipt of price. Mon-y refunded if not as v A p pearan ces D on ’ t Govern# 1 have jest about concluded. After figgerin quite a spell. That appearances don’ t govern. And that blood don’t alius tell. Kosebnrg Mull Itali)'. LKAVK AKUIVE: Portl»n.t 8:30 A M I Kmwhur*.............6:W P solicited I Roseburg ...... 7:00 A M | Portland............. t:S0 P M A ltT lN , * p rn c E $ i.o o . One at a T im e. at a time the murmuring raindrops patter “ Bumpus,” said the realistic novelist One On drowsy pools with an incessant chime. to his intimate friend, “ you once said Till, lol an ocean, ere the cloudlets scatter. 00.1 l i .i u r e r p ie i« * * . .Sample» frre, .J . DALLAS f m D I N I N G C A K S ON O G D E N R O U T E D allas , Tha Ladies W e sometimes pause in our journey because W e see ourselves in the glass O f the silent lakes or the sea that takes Our picture as we pass. But when the daylight quivers and breaks. And the gray melts into the blue. The tears we shed o ’er our fallen dead Are found in the morning dew. __________—A lfred Ellison. ... .atHlest llequeat. tar. S • f yti rggtzi Exprew Trains leave Portland Dally' LEAVE: ARRIVE: Portland ♦: . 15 1' M j San Francisco 10:16 A San Francisco. .7:00 P M | Portland...... 8:*> A Thu above traina «top ut all «tationa from Portland to Albany uncluaive, ul»*> Tangent, Shedd, Malaey Ha-irishurg, Junction City, Irvine ami Kugeue and all «tationa from Roaehurg to Ashland encluaiva. ing, kalsoming and paper hanging. Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga. Red Cross Tansy Pills The sun is our master, and no disaster Can come to his night o f rest, For with constant eyes on the dim horizon W e guard the east and the west. W e sometimes find where the comet hides. And we frighten him out of his lair. Till he speeds through the night, like a fox in his flight, • To his home in the great nowhere. One at a time each patient, mute endeavor Is forging character august, sublime In souls whose influence shall be felt forever. —W . C. Richardson. SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO. D A I N T E R , House, sign and ornamental, grain V fr Path E v trj PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS, SWIH SPECIFIC CO., JJ W ith fond caresses we jewel the tresses Of the moon a^ she mounts the skies. And the heavens we sprinkle with many a twinkle That leaps from our sparkling eyes. But when the stormcloud rolls his car In thunder across the sky. And the lightning dashes in fltful flashes. W e hide till the storm goes by. A fair share of patronage ami all orders prom ptly filled. Ciré« —OF THE- D a lla s : O r e g o n A . A reliable cure for Contagious g Blood Poison, Inherited Scro- fuls and Skin Cancer. As a tonic for delicate Women and Children it has no equal. ^ Being purely vegetable, is harm- g less in IU crfecU. A treat lue on Blood and Skin Dls- east» mailed kkbs on application. ' __________________ there was nothing in the world you would not do for me.” “ Well, I meant it,” said Bumpus. love you like a brother.” “ Then you can help me with my nov el,” said the writer. “ I have a scene wherein the villain takes poison and drops writhing to the floor. Now, I’ve really never seen anybody take poison aud drop writ.iing to the floor, and un less you do it for me I’ ll have to go back on my principles and draw on my imag ination. W ill you do it?"—Hariier's Ba- X | Blood and Skin g That one may rise above his kind and count less treasure gain. Six W ords. Six little words lay claim to me each passing day; f ought, I must, l can, I wQl, / dare, I may. I Ought—that is the law God on my heart has written. The mark for which my soul Is with strong yearning smitten. I Must—that is the bound set either side the way By nature and the world, so that I shall not stray. W anted His M oney’s W orth. I Can—that measures out the power intrusted A forlorn Irishman, reduced to the ex me treme stage of poverty and destitution, Of action, knowledge, art, skill and dexterity. as a last resource made inquiry at a ma I W ill- no higher crown on human Head «an rest; rine store as follows: *Tls freedom’s signet seal upon the soul im “ Do you buy rags and bones here?” pressed. I Daro Is the device which on the seal you read. “ Yes,” was the reply. By f reetlom’s open door a bolt for time o f need. “ Then, be jabers,” said Pat, “ you may I May among them all hovers uncertainly; put me on the scales.” —Tit-Bits. The moment must at last decide what it shall be. A Sudden D eparture. 1 ought, I must, 1 can, I will, I dare, I may: The six lay claim to me each hour o f every Witherby—Didn’t your new cook «lay. leave rather suddenly? Teach me, O God! and then, then shall I know Plankingtor—Ye She trot mixed in each day her dates. She had a policeman and a That which 1 ought to do, must, can, will, dare and may. burglar call on her the same evening.— —“ W isdom o f the Brahmin.” T rain ro b b in g In Spain Is guarded against b y station ing t w o soldiers in every railway car. B oston has m ore electric trolley cars rim in g in its streets than any oth er c ity in the w orld. A new street railway is being laid in C airo, E gypt. Passengers w ill hang to the 30ct ..a n d sam e kind o f hand straps w ith which cars Jt.CC per ; io-' O o o e m t a .i are lu xuriantly furnished here. Central traffic lines have agreed to a llow T his O u lu ? Counts": I'a v 'p rctn i.t., _____ the rules fo r return o f exh ibits to state and where nil others fail, Coughs, Croup. Sore I d istrict fairs t o govern in the case o f the Throat, IXoar^encrvs, w h o o p ia ij Cough end Asthma, For Consumption It liog n o rival; M * cured thousan is, ami Will CUR» YOU i f C aliforn ia M idw iuter exposition. taken in time, 8oM b y P niggfcts c a a guar^- T he Pennsylvania R ailroad conqvany is t o build a piazza o f glass around its new > SH ILO H / B81, LA DONNA P L As’r s ’ft iSc! Brtvad street station in Philadelphia. This unique porch w ill extend tw o blocks. T h e Caspian sea is the largest Inclosed b od y o f w a fer In the w orld. It is a b o u t ' 740 m ile« in leugt h and 200 m iles in breadth. T h e M editerranean has been com m on ly supposed to be a sea w ithout tides; but. as | a matter o f fact, at V enice there is a tide in the spring of from «me to tw o feet. T h e lakes o f Switeerlanu are great set tlin g beds for glacier mud. Kvery «me has a gray river flowing into Its upper end, a b lu e river leaving It at the other. Eleven m iles o f the brad o f Lakelteoeva have been s - , 1 hate to think that thousands toil In squalor, grief aud pain j >1 title H i m W a i t . Swift’s Specific v ~ > ‘ ‘ 8 That —VIA— T il £ S i l A ST A ¿K 0l TE TRUCKMAN, S ssssssssll 1 hate to think that tender flesh writhes under lash and blow, And babes unwanted daily born for sorrow, shame and woe. i W tm t K ille d the Parrot. E A S T and S O U T H ! albert dray , I hate to know each freezing blast blows through a cheerless hovel. I hate to see a hoar head sweat o’er pick and spade and shovel. The man was walking along W ood ward avenue carrying a parrot in a cage. “ W hat have you there?” asked a friend. “ Parrot; I’m taking it home to my wife. She always wanted one.” “ I hope you’ll have better luck than I did with one I gave my wife.” “ What happened to it?” “ Don’t know my wife, do you?” “ No.” “ Neither did the parrot. It wanted to talk during the daytime and couldn’t get a chance while my wife was around, so it staid awake at night to do its talking, and the poor thing died o f insomnia be fore two weeks.”—Detroit Free Press. T H E CO N D U C TO R . tiled up with the gray glacier grit of the The enraptured junnij man drew the EOCENE shapely bead with ita «ol ten cu rl. olo«e, | i , . s p in a l brand o f B om in x «HI. which w s m enu- , do se to his heart. f»cture expresHly fo r FAM ILY l Sh. • Do you hear It throb, darling?" he IT IS A I feltKKCT II-1*1 M l J A T O K . J’l IN H IG H F I K h l l h - r . OOÏ' h L IT IS O * UNIFORM Q U A LITY , j “ Y -yea, Harold." ) Ws guarantee it to bo the WuiiSST NflMJUl usa DS ' "W h a t «loco it ueem to nay.-'’ 1.» wi.ta or lUsUMINANNO OIL. A*k for it, pered. STANDARD OIL C O M P A N Y . [ The dear girl listened a moment nnd answered aoftly : • It buys 'tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,’ Harold.”—Chicago Tribune. G E M S IN V E R S E . better medium,lean business men want in which to push the sale o f their goods. T hey should hear in m ind that, accor ding to the experience o f the largest and m ost successful ad • vertisers, dull tim es does not warrant i advertisements. a suspension o f their — T BÀRI