Polk County itemizer., February 24, 1893, Image 4

SCROFULA 12 YEARS
H . W u
A lw a y s B or«. Burned L ik e F ire .
Asham ed to be Seen. G ot W orse
U nder F o u r Doctors.
Cured b y C u ilcurs.
F o r shoot ten or twelve yearn I huve been troubled
with acrofula. My head waa always note, my fuc#
was dry and ecaly, and burned like dr« moat of the
time. My body bad big red
spots oo it, and I did not
know what to do. 1 went
to four different doctors
aud they helped me at tmt.
In the fall I got worse
again; then I tried other
remedies, but they did me
no good. 1 was ashamed
to ffO into public. I was a
sight to look-at. Evei > one
Would say, “ W hat ia tho
matter, why don’t >ou
take something? "
Even
at my daily labor I had
to wear a sort of cap
to keep the dirt from getting into the »ore«.
A fter I would wash, 1 would be covered with big
red pimples all over ray neck and face. Horae two
or three people advised me to try the C l Tier BA
K b m e d i b b . I did try them, and ain glad 1 have
done so. Glad to say I am a well man, and In the
beat of health since. I cauuot praise the C utic u k a
E e m b d ik s too highly. 1 enclose my portrait.
LJCW1H W . K A T U N , Larksvilie, Pa.
K f l u t T u r k s , W it h o u t Stuffing.
C utlcura Remedies
C c t ic u o a R i s o l v b n t , the new Blood ami Skin
Purifier internally (to cleanse the blood of oil im­
purities and poisonous elements), aud U 'T i m ; * ,
the great Hkin Cure, and C u t ic l r a S o a p , an ex­
quisite Hkin Purifier and Beautifier, externally (to
clear the akin and scalp and restore the hair , cure
every disease and humor of the skin, sculp, and
blood, with loss of hair, from infancy to age, from
is to scrofula, when the best physicians, hos-
and all other remedies fail.
«
Sold everywhere. Price, C u n e n tA , M e .; S o a p ,
25c.; R e s o l v e n t , $1. Prepared by the PoTTBB
D r u g a n d C b b m ic a l C o r p o r a rioN, Boston.
g a r •' H ow to Cure Skin Diseases.” 64 pages, 50
illustrations, and testimonials, mailed free.
|PL£H, blackheads, red, rough, chapped, and
o ap .
PIM oily skin cured by COTICURA S
NO RHEUMATiZ ABOUT ME !
I n on© m in u te the C n tlc u r*
A n t i P a in P la s t e r relieves rheu-
^
malic, sciatic, hip, kidney, muscular,
■I —
and chest pains. The first and only
Instantaneous pain-killing strengthening plaster
Queen V iclorin, since the higitiing
of lier reign, Inis oulv signed one dentil
warrant, which w .s for an execution in
the Isle of Man, the act passed for re
lie v in g her Majesty o f singing death
warrants having hv an oversight not
included that part of her M ajesty’s do
m inions.
• too Krwaril « 100 .
T h e reader c f this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to eure in all its stages, and
that is Catarrh
H a ll’s Catarrh Cure
is th e o n ly positive cure known to the
m edical fraternity. Catarrh tieing a
constitutional disease, requires a con
stitutional treatment. H all’s Catarrh
C u re is taken internally, acting direct
ly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and givin g
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in do
in g its work. The proprietors have so
much faith in its curative powers, that
th ey offer One Hundred Dollars fin
any case that it fails to cure. Send
for list of testimonials.
Address, K. J. C h e n k y it Co., T o ­
ledo, O. f l ^ - H o l d by Druggists. 7.r>c
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In the Probate Court of Boston the
oth er day, in a contested will case, one
of the counsel presented a typewritten
h ypothetical question 84 pages long
anil which consumed three hours in
reading.
P n e u m o n ia .
A t no time *n the history of the
cou ntry Ims pneumonia been so pre
valent a* during the winter months of
the last two years. In times pact a
com m on cold was not considered at all
serious, hut of late years the great ten­
dency of t'olds to result in pneumonia
has made people apprehensive. The
trouble is that colds are not always
properly treated. N o preparation eon
ta b lin g opium, wild cherry or chloro­
form should he used, as they have a
tendency to dry up a cold, whereas it
should be loosened ami the lungs re­
lieved. It. has been observed that when
Cham berlain’s Cough Remedy is used
the cold never results in pneumonia.
T h e reason is that this reined) stim u­
lates the mucous membrane which
lines the throat £nd lungs, to a heullhv
action, causes a free expectoration,
th row ing o ff the poisonou* matter, and
counteracts any tendency toward pneu­
monia. For sale by all Druggists.
Y o u n g tallies in France cannot ask
th eir admirers to call at their “ homes,”
as the French langurge has no word
for “ home,” but sim ply say “ Com e to
m e,” m eaning their house.
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T h e Texas row boys take Sim m on ’s
Diver Regulator when b iliou s— J. K.
Pierce, Ranchero G am lo,Texas.
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On the hank of (lie river Nairn, 1 m .
tween Bingen and Cohlents, there is
an echo capable of repeating a sentence
17 differen t times.
D o n 't 'l a k e th e n m
-erry s;
Seeds a
and reap a rich
harvwt. They ara always reliable,
alw »y» in dementi, always the u * hi
“August
Hòc. per botile.
Cannibalism is still practiced in
j places in the world.
F lo w e r "
14
On#» S itu iti Bile lie .in e v e ry night f o r *
Week arouBo T orpid Liver*. 25c. per botti©.
M
FERRY'S SEED ANNI A LF
For
tel-iva' ¡.tie to every PJam.-.G
! There is not the slightest doubt but the
I t Itile •»’ m rloj
o f'h e Ut' * fa. U : ■
j stuffing o f poultry ruins the flavor and
lutorwation trura toe big beat uuthurmcA.
W all«-'
. I'Xtt.
makes a good dinner hard to digest.
»D .M .F h K R Y Ä s PETRGIT,,
Speaking o f stuffing. I always think of a
j t rn -xuV. Aw y*xt.
, question asked me at a lecture, where 1
i was trying to convert tuy audience to the
above fact. “ W h y. how do yon keep the
turkey from caving in?" They w ill not.
o f course, “ cave in.“ as the stuffing does
not in the least hold the carcaaa in shai>e.
Truss the turkey and roast it just as
you would ordinarily, and behold the
difference in flavor. You w ill never stuff
poultry again. A fte r it is in good shajie
dust with pepper and put a goodly quan­
tity o f melted butter over its breast. Run
it into a hot oven and after thirty min­
P e r f e c t F o w l*» a u «l
H en* T h a t
ute* cool down the fire. Roast without
L a y t h e ftloat L g s * .
water, simply hasting with the melted
I f it is intended to hatch out chickens
bntter ami the fat in the pan. for twenty
minutes to each pound o f turkey. Do in March or April, it is not too early
not count the first half hour. Salt when How to separate the flocks and select
i those that are to be mated together for
nearly done.—Table Talk.
breeding. If breeding for fancy, reject
«11 that are not true to marking, then all
A M ndc O t « p G ow n.
A bright girl, with more o f a deposit that are not in pv rfect order and in good
style.
There is as much in the style in
in her head than at her banker’», ha»
made herself a fuHcinating fall costume which a perfect cock or hen stands as
out o f u last year’s gown. The skirt of there is in the style o f a carriage horse
the gown, which waa o f dark wool, she if the eye is trained to take notice o f it.
cut and fitted over to the desired shape. Next, but not least in importance,
It was a dull, reddish, rough stuff, and choose those hens that lay the most eggs
I with a little quilling of velvet doubled and eggs that are perfect in shell and in
I together ami plaited she finished the shape. Some habitually lay eggs that
edge. Then a black velvt ♦ coat, relic o f have rough shells or that aro o f unusual
I finery, was made to do duty as a little shapes, and the chances are that i f such
jacket, cut shorter than the Eton model, eggs hatch at all they w ill produce de­
In mating sometimes a
j slashed up the back to the neck and formed birds.
. edged nil around with a finish o f jet.* fault in either male or female may be
The top of her skirt she edged about counteracted by a tendency the other
with a double bins fold of velvet, fitted way in the opposite sex, as a deficiency
neatly, and less than tw o inches wide I of hackle in the Brahma hen may not
when all finished, and this she hooked ; appear in her chickens if the cock has a
over a full waisl o f the gray green and very heavy hackle.
blue tartan wool, checked off with a I When mated, givin g as many hens as
thread of scarlet in silk.—St. Louis ; are thought right to one cock, give them
good care, but avoid food that is too stim­
T h e F ir s t L a w o f N a t u r e
ulating. G ive no cayenne pepper or other
This self preservation is acknowledg­ spice and not much commeal. Bee that
ed to be’ and people who adopt against they have plenty o f exercise, and rather
the encroaches of disease a genuine i try to make them defer laying until near-
medical safe guard, accredited by ex | ly the time for them to lay. If they are
perience and the sanction o f physicians, | pullets, do not save the eggs until they
afford a happy illustration o f the wis have laid tw o or three at least. Man­
dom of the saying, in the health they aged in this way. there is a good chance
restore and continue to enjoy. Am ong for fertile eggs and good, vigorous chick-
maladies, against the growth of which ! ens. They usually do better to mate the
Hostetler's Stomach Hitters affords ef­ old hens with a young cock and the old
ficient protection, diseases of the kid cock with the pullets.
neys and bladder arc fraught with the
If simply r sing chickens to replace
utmost peril and exhibit great obstinacy the old fowls next fall, or for market, it
when opposed by ordinary means. w ill pay to take very much the same pains
¡ he Bitters can and will subdue them. in selecting and caring for the breeding
No testim ony is stronger than this. stock, except 1 he care in regard to feather
Used at the outset and persistently, markings. There is as much difference
the best results may he expected. in the producing qualities o f different
This medicine also eradicates liver hens as there is in different cows, or
complaint, constipation, dyspepsia, ma­ would be i f as much attention had been
paid to breeding for eggs ns there has
laria, rheumatism and nervousness.
j been to breeding for milk. The farmer
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A “ Halm in G ilead” for you by tak­ I who has a cow that gives more milk than
ing Sim m on’s L iver Regulator for your | any other likes to raise the calves from
i her. bnt i f he has a hen that lays more
diseased liver.
I eggs than another lie seldom knows it.
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It is said that 32,000 varieties of and when he does he takes no pains to se­
lect her eggs to produce chickens from,
goods are manufactured from wool.
as ho should do.
Those who have incubators and want
A curiosity exists in O lym pia, W ash
It is a well 20 feet depth which is cer­ to raise broilers for market may start
tainly gradually rising to tlie surface them soon if they can get eggs enough,
of the eirth . For some tim e the brick but they should know that they will
wall of the well has been protruding hatch but a small percentage o f their
through the ground, until now it sticks eggs if they got them from flocks that
up into the air like a funnel to the. have been confined nearly all winter and
height of 10 or 15 feet. T h e brick- fed upon warm mashes and patent egg
form ing the wall are still intact. T h e foods. And even the few that do hatch
out w ill seem to be lacking in strength
bottom of the well, too, is rising with
and vitality, and w ill quickly yield to the
the wall.
diseases o f chickenhood.—American Cul­
tivator.
One of the blacksmith shops in W il­
Gout! fo r llo g a .
liamsport, Pa., has just celebrated its
centennial. It is estimated that eight
Take six bushels cob charcoal or three
shoas, ini an average, have been nailed bushels common charcoal, eight pounds
uj)oii horses’ feet euery work day dur salt, tw o (piarts air slacked lime and one
ing the century, m aking a total of bushel wood ashes. Break the coal into
about 250,000 shoes.
quite small pieces and thoroughly mil.
the other ingredients with it. Then takn
The most famous o f ancient houses twenty ounces o f copperas, dissolve it ir;
was the Golden house, erected by Nero. hot water, and with an ordinary water­
Its whole interior is said to have been ing pot sprinkle it over tho whole mass,
covered with gold and gem s; it was again mixing thoroughly. Put the uiix-
adorned with the finest paintings and
statues that the world could furnish;
il had triple porticoes a m ile in length,
and a circular banquet hall which per
p< tually revolved in im itation of the
motion of the sun.
In the Alaska mines potatoes sell for
50 cents each and tobacco for $16 a
plug.
T h e T© atlnionialH
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Published on behalf of Hood's Sarsa-
W h a t will Sim m on’s L iv er Regula­ piirilla are as reliable amt as worthy
tor do? Cure dyspepsia, biliousness, your confidence, as if they came from
sick headache and indigestion.
your Iwst ami most trusted iieiglil>or.
They statu on ly the simple facts ill re-
T h e biggest idol in the world is Dia- tiarij to what Houtl's Sarsaparilla ha.
Buten, the Japanese god, which is over iloue, always within truth ami reason.
60 feet high. T h e im age is made of
Constipation, ami all troubles with
copper, tin, mercury ami gold, and has
beeu worshiped for more than 1 2 cen ­ the digestive organs and the liver, an
turies.
cured by H ood’s l’ ills. U nequalled as
a dinner pill.
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Bilion ness, bile, boils and the blues
can be cured by taking Sim m on’s L iv ­
Boston lias two negro oouneilm en.
er Regulator.
le e one to tw o inches th ick will bear
L o w ry City, Mo., claims to have the men. T w o inches thick is estimated
biggest steer in the country
It weighs til to bear in fa n try; four inches thi. k
3.740 pounds, stands over 6 feet high, to liear cavalry or ligh t gu n s; siq inch-
is 10 feet and 2 inches loud .»ml meas­ es in Ixvir teams with m oderate loads
oi heavy field gun ■; eigh t inches teams
ures a yard through the hips
with heavy loads.
♦
F or constipation, biliousness soil
k idn ey’ sffuctions take Simmon's Diver
Regulator.
P u f up In ih * h *
couttu, bin a ti Olle litmus.
P u s h in g On.
Fond Mother— W ell, Harold, how are
you succeeding at college?
Harold—The professor say* I ’m get­
ting up in figures.
“ Indeed?"
“ Yes. I used to be seventh In my
class, and now I stand sixteenth. I’m
nnahiiM r nu."— T e x a s S i f t i n g s .
A W isconsin man will start a
. irti in.
snail
I h ad been tro u b le d fiv e m o n th *
w it h D yspep sia .
T h e d octors to ld
They increase appetite, purlfv the w hole
System ttuU ucton rue liver. Bile lleunsNmotf.
m e it w a s ch ron ic.
I h ad a tid in ess
» ite r e a tin g and a h e a v y lo a d in th e
T h e lon gevity nf trees is much inflo*
p it o f m y stom ach .
I su ffered fr e ­
I enced by the «‘limate,
q u e n tly fro m a W a t e r B rash o f c le a r
m atter. S o m etim e s a d e a th ly S ic k ­
G uaranteed to eure Billon* A tta e k sa n d
Con&Lipttliou, S im ili line Lk-uiis.
ness a t th e S to m a ch w o u ld o v e rta k e
m e.
T h e n a g a in I w o u ld h a v e th e
T h e early k illin g <»f l*r»>«><l sows i>
te rrib le pain s o f W in d C o lic .
At
one reason why hogs are not more
such tim es I w o u ld tr y to b elch an d
profitable.
c o u ld not.
I w a s w o r k in g th en fo r
,r id Dirfe-i '•!: inkeone Small M ìe Beau T h o m a s M c H e n r y , D ru g g is t, C or.
a fte » C oin.*. H m -. per outUe.
I r w in an d W e s te rn A v e . , A lle g h e n y
C ity , P a ., in w h o s e e m p lo y I h ad
M any Indies are em ployed as bank
b een fo r s e v e n years. F in a lly I used
cashiers in Finland.
A u g u s t F lo w e r , an d a fte r u s in g ju s t
o n e b o ttle fo r tw o w e e k s , w a s e n ­
Preven t h id ! eure Coiuatifmtiou und Sick*
Headache, S m a ll Bile lieti os.
tir e ly r e lie v e d o f a ll th e trou ble.
I
♦
can n o w e a t th in g s I d a re d n ot tou ch
British Uolumhia has a sett lenient b efo re.
I w o u ld lik e to r e fe r y o u to
»f Scotti."h croit» rs.
M r. M c H e n r y , fo r w h o m I w o rk e d ,
w h o k n o w s a ll a b o u t m y c o n d iF o n ,
Cure for < ".'is. IV vrs nml General De­
an d fro m w h o m I b o u g h t th e m e d i­
bility , ShtUll liite 111 ill.a. 25c. per bollle.
cin e. I liv e w it h m y w ife an d fa m ily
In Die Austrian arm y suicides aver­ at 3 9 J am es S t., A lle g h e n y C it y ,P a .
age 10,000 a \ear.
S ig n e d , J o h n D . C o x .
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G. G. GREEN Sole Manufacturer,
l i o n It H e r o n e
o p iiiH r .
Woodbury, New Jersey, U. S. A.
W h en people find an article much
superior to an yth ing of the kind they
Tlu> X a l l e y o f G e t t y s b u r g .
have • ver before used, tin y are almost O ne d usk. Ion? sum m ers gone, the whit©
c heeked moon
sure to tell their friends about it, and
especially if they know of some friends B eh eld this v a lle y reel w ith w ar. But now
W h e r e yon still h am let’s w in d o w s redly g lo w
needing such an ¡rticle. Dealers also ! A t eve the h ousew ives gossip or else croon
>oon leam ’ he true value o f their goods, ; Soft lullabies. T h ro u gh the long afternoon
and when (hey have an a itie l of u n ­ : T h e ch ildren gum hoi in tho vale below ;
T h e lustrous lilies ut th e ir m oorings blow ;
usual merit they will almost invariably T h e m ow ers m ove w ith scythes In m erry tun©;
mention the fact to their customers. C h im e fa in tly fa r from out the white church
spire
I bis accounts in a great measure for
the large sale on Cham berlain's Cough T h o s - even in g bells; slow m ove the creak in g
w ain s
Remedy.
Here is an instance: W L D o w n p u rp le glen s ablaze w ith sunset fire,
Needham, a prom inent citizen and ) A u d low necked kine tru d ge home through
thick leafed lanes.
business man of OiTaburg, Mo., h >s
Sw eet vale, the on ly sw o rd n ow there th a t’s
been sellin g Ch.iinherlain’s Cough Rem
seen
edy for several years and recomm end- Is the m oon’s scim iter in skies serene.
-J a m e > S. S u llivan .
it, to his customers, because in his ex
perience it has proven to be the best
F o rever.
for colds, croup and whooping cough,
Two little stream lets leaped and flowed
tie says it is tie most popular med
A n d sung their songs together;
cine that he handles, and gives the
T h ey fe lt alik e the sum m er rays
A n d bore the storm y w eather;
best satisfaction. 50 cent bottles foi
Tlu* se lf sam e blossom s decked them both
sale by all Druggists
In colors rich and rare.
T h e A r t o f Il am e n i
A n d in each stream the song birds wooed
T h e ir b righ t reflections there.
A n d on and on and on they 'lanced.
E ach leaping tow ard the river.
A n d then they met to kiss and part
F orever an d forever.
C op p er.
T w o hum an lives, tw o k im lr«d heart©.
B y destin y’s decree.
M et in the sp rin g o f life to learn
Its deepest m ystery.
T h ey dream ed their m orn in g dream a o f
ho|>e
T h rou gh fair, unclouded w eather;
T h ey opened love’s b ew itch in g book
A u d read it through together;
T h e y saw in one a n o t l^ r ’s e> es
A deep, unspoken bliss,
A n d from each other’s lips they took
Love’s ever read y kiss.
\
A n d then the fate th at crushes a ll
T h e sweetest pleasures here
T u rn ed hope’s gla d m usic to a sigh.
Its glo ry to a tear.
It stepped between them. A h , it mocked
T h e love it could not kill!
It bade them in its fu ry live
A n d love an d su ffer still.
T h ey tried with outstretched hands to spam
F a te ’s wide, u n yield in g ‘ ‘N ev er.’’
T h e voice o f destiny replied.
“ F o re v e r an d fo rev er!”
—C h am b ers’ Journ al.
r,
F K K D IN A N D A LL A R D .
A l l SMiutH.
Ferdinand A llard has rediscovered the
lost a it o f hardening copper. He wax
Lorn at Cnp Smite, (ju e., seventy-six
years ago, and has worked at the black-
smithing trade for fifty years. He waa
in such doubt about bis discovery that
Be hesitated to declare it until every
possible test had been applied, bnt
razors, ax edges and the finest knife
blades have ljeen made from his prod­
uct, and Professor Lafiumme. o f Que­
bec City, says it is superior to steel for
many purposes. He had experimented
at intervals for thirty years.
M en m ay not m ark them in the crow d ed way©.
T h e noisy w o rld forgets to b lam e or praise
T h e poor in spirit, yet they pass alon g
T h ro u g h silent paths and m ake them g la d
w ith song;
T h eirs is the kin dgdom w h ere Love reigns su­
preme
A n d Faith soars high er than the poet’s dream .
W ra p p e d in the sun ligh t o f eternal day,
Blessed are they.
G od kn o w s the patient souls w ho do his w ill;
T he m ourners w h o ra n su ffer and be still.
W a itin g iu silence fo r his heuling halm;
T he meek, whose h an ds sh all clasp the victor’s
palm ;
T he h u n gry ones, whom he alone can feed;
T h e m erciful; the pure in heart an d deed;
T he peacem akers—o f these I hear him say.
Blessed are they.
A Woman Funner.
I
Father, w e pray thee that thy light m ay shine
U pon the w orld through every child o f thine!
Into the h aunts o f dark n ess and distress
They come with a ll the p ow er o f blessedness.
W h e n thou hast called them to thy purer
sphere
T h e fra g ra n c e o f their lives shall linger here.
A n d th rou gh d e a th ’s sileuce w e sh all h ear the©
say.
Blessed are they.
Sarah Doudney.
s te p .
DALLAS NURSERY.
Choiu- Trees at Fair Prices.
T o drink deeply—to lie drunk—:is a rin ;
this is not denied. A t what point dues the
taking of strong ■ rink ndcoine a m u ? W e
GIRLS AND HIGHWAYu.cN.
suppose a man perfectly sQlier; one glass
I Man,
■*, to th, j.ill-lie 11.at I an, .till in th.
B o w the Y o u n g W o m e n o f C h ic a g o A r t
excites him and to some extent disturbs
Dr...TV • tir.. tiDSig UI id nave t tilirr M«.. * of *ruit
In tli© l*re »© iK © o f it o h h e r » .
the state o f sobriety and so f ir destroys T l i * on hand thu full than over boioro, «viiu h I «tu
Th»* small Kiri ia in hurt! luck jnat now. it; another glass excite* »ini still more; a i iL|ured to noil a« low nm « cunsiattut with fr*t
u-i.stock. Ad stock strictly itraftcd with »-ions
Every place ah»» turna Homebody in ready third fires bis eye. loose ns his tongue, in­ • ut fruin i recti bearing good fruit (so y ou luod not I e
to hurl some h »rrb le talc about robbers flames his pas-ions; a fojpth increases d rni i of degeneration .• hh » oi | by a prate ice uf m . iiii
non outtiiur *110 118 «.if young tree* in the nursery
an»l umsled highwaymen at her.* It all this; a fifth make» him foolun and
w")
'»> *t.'L-k in young and vigorous. Please
doesn't in.a*© her fe d v* ry happy either, partly insane: nsixta makes him savage, •oriuspond Mill) mu or tome and nee my «tuck, iw I
i.iveno ugelli ill the field. I want every body to
bhe ran© over to a ninghb. r s house for and a ..**\\ .'.h or ei Uth uiukeb him hiu-
"ow i Met or did employ anyone to seil tree* for
the one purpose o f getting away from pid—a senseless, de.'r.aied moss. Lut "ie,—themed 1 did wbolcHale Home apple* to.d pe«ie—
"t nothin' t.|*< to Meters. You ut .V. Kun I m II, but
Brother Ned and his dreadful stories, wheu does the rin b tg i” ? A t th 3 find they
wcie dealer* in tree* anti mixed n>\ tree* with
but her little heart dropi*eth down to step toward complete intoxication, or at iree» from other numeric*.
J. Jtl. W iUTKM AN ■
the ©ole© o f her »hoe© when sue g»-ts the m a i ii. sov until o;
L*? Li not
there, for the whole fam ily, with staring •very step from tho Batumi *tnte o f the
eyes and wide oj>cn mouths, are listen­ lystem toward the state of Htupid intoxi­
ing to the slow and sonorous voice of cation an advance in sin and « yielding,
their venerable grandparent. lie is right to tiie unwearied temper of the soul?—
in the middle o f a newspaper article deal­ John Bright.
— S A D E M , O R E !IO N .—
ing with the latest suburban murderer,
whose chief business in life appears to b *
T h e D e a r L it t le W i f e »1 H o m e .
The Best Hotel between Portand and S t *
gathering up loose change from passing
T he d e a r little w ife st home, John,
Francisco.
W ith ever so much to do—
pedestrians.
Stitches to set, and l.ahieH to i»et.
It is simply awful, and there is scarcely
A n d so m any thou«!its of you—
ft girl in this lieautiful city of Lake Mich
T he beautiful household fairy.
ignti breezes that hasn’t pictured herself
F illin g your heart with light;
Jin all its Appointments.
W h a te v e r you meet today, John,
as being robbed.
G o cheerily homo tonight.
One young woman nays that during
-A .. I . W A G N E E ,
the robbing process she would be very
For though you are worn and w eary.
You needn’t bo cross or curl;
calm— oh, so calm, just like a beauti­
P r o p r ie t o r .
T here are w ords like darts to gentle hearts;
ful morning in June. If a bold man
T here ©re looks that wound and hurt.
should march up and demand her pock­
W it h the key in the latch nt home, Jolai,
BANKS.
D rop troubles out o f sight;
et Ixiok the brave maiden would remark
T o the d e a r lit ile w ife who is waiting
with all the nonchalance imaginable,
G o cheerily home tonight.
“ W h y, certainly, my good fellow ; you
M. M. K M .IS ,
C . G. t ’O A I ),
Y ou know she w ill come to meet you.
aro welcome to it, I’m sure.” ^h en she i
P r e s id e n t .
|4 unii Is r.
|
A sm ile on her sunny face.
would dive into the voluminous depths
A n d your wee little girl, as pure as n pearl.
o f her jacket pocket and haul out a well
W ill be there in lmr childish grace.
worn wallet, carried for that especial
A n d the boy. his fath er’s pride, John,
W it h eyes so brave and bright;
OK DALLAM, OKKOON,
purpose.
From the strife and the din to the peace,
N o doubt thin well planned scheme
John.
Transact« a general hanking business in all
would work beautifully, but when the
G o cheerily bom© tonight.
branches;
girl had cause to display her ingenious
Buy s and sells exeliangc on principal points in tlu
W h a t though the tempter try you.
United Stale* ;
idea she forgot all about the calm
T hough the shafts o f adverse* fo.t©
Make* collections on all points in the Pacific North
part, and just yelled. “ ?lamina! M-a-a
M ay bustle near, aud the sky be drear.
west;
A n d the laggard for tone wait.
Loan money and discounts paper at the usiia
M-a-a-a!” and raced off. That wasn’t a
rates;
Yon are passing rich already;
bad plan at all. Tho extensive test of
| Allow interest on time deposits.
Lei the h a n n ii-g fears take flight;
that g irl’s lung power filled the highway­
W ith the fa lih that r ins success, John,
man's heart with fear and trembling,
Go ch«©ri)v home tonight.___
and the probabilities are that he has re­
N ot H U F irst A tte m p t.
formed and started into a safer occupa­
Kate— I really couldn’t have refused
b a h k i w
g
tion.
Jack—he proposed so gracefully!
There is another girl who is celebrated
. . . .
.O R E G O N
M ay—No wonder. lie has had lots o f I S A L E M ,
for her honesty, and the most casual al­ practice, you know.—Truth.
lusion to a robber makes her hair stand
Do a tit'lli‘rill Imnkiiu; burine** and
on end. Her plan is to deliver all valu­
allow inUM-erl on lim e (IcpofitH.
C ru sh ed .
ables with as little loss o f time as is pos
D IB B iO T O B S i
Bible and accompany the deal with trem­
G E O .W IL L IA M S ,
W V t.N G L A N
bling hands and chattering teeth. W hy
J .W . H O D 'O N .
J A BAKER
the trem bling hands and chattering
J. A. R IC H A R D S O N .
teeth are essential to the transfer of
property she fails to explain.
When a horrid old highwayman yells.
“ Y o u r money or your life!” at her she’ ll
just say: “ Here’s my purse; there’s <¡1.17
in it. Here’s my watch. I haven’t any
rings— left them on the washstand at
home. That's all I’ve got. G o a w a y 1
G o aw ay!” And if he still lingers, in
C a p it a l S to s k ,
$ 1 (1 0 ,O D D .
the hope o f getting more plunder, sh«
“ Hallo. Mike. Whose w alentlneis you
would scream for a policeman, and of
a-cultiu
on
the
ice?”
course the blue coated officer would land
“ Ah ! G o ’way an don’t bother me.
on the scene ut once and take the o f­
D»n»s a general banking business and
Ain't yer aweer that there is sacred
fender off to jail. She might yell, “ P o­
«leáis in foreign and dom estic exchange.
lice!” in the first place, bnt it would up­ moment« when a man wants ter be by Interest paid on tim e deposits. B lan ­
set her plans, and that wouldn’t do at all. liBselff'"— Life.
ches in Junction city and Gervais.
Another girl declared that she would
h r . io h ih n
Sc r e v s
dejwnd on running to save her riches,
bnt one evening as the shadows were
GREAT MUSEUM OF ANATOMY
1 0 5 1 M a r k e t S t.,S a n I 'r a n c i s e o
stealing softly down upon the busy
— V IA —
(bet.'«e > sib a d
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world and the fleet footed young woman
Facific Foute.
G o and learn how w on d erfu lly Southern
was trotting along, peeping behind tree.**
you are m ade and how to avoid
and into gloom y doorways, a burly col­
kness and diseases. Museum
S H A S T A d i m :.
ored gentleman suddenly appeared ahead
en la rged w ith thousands o f new
Express Train« leave I’orthn^ Daily.
; o f her. Somehow or other she didn’t
objects. A dm ission 25 cts.
LEAVE:
AlUtlVE:
7:00 P M I San Francisco 8:15 A M
| think about running just then, and as
P r iv a t e O ffice, 2 1 1 G e a ry St. Diseases of Portland
San Francisco..7:00 P M I Portland..............7:3b A M
m
en
.
stricture,
1
ss
o
f
manhood,diseases
o
f
the
j she was about to pass her new brunette
kidneys qu ick ly cured w ithou t t ie
R osebnrg M ail D aily.
1 neighbor grabbed hold o f one o f her arms s.Jn (f and
mercury
Treatment personally or by
LEAVE:
ARRIVE:
Semi for book.
i.tte
with all the insurance o f a street car con­
Portland
8:05 A M 1 Rose burg........... 6:40 P M
ductor and Quietly if not elegantly re ­
Rogeburg
6:20 A M j Portland............ 4:00 PM
marked. “ See here, honey. I want ver
Uluiiiv Local D ally, Kxcopt Sunday.
uiun: see?” She saw. lightened her hold
THE W ILLAMETTE.
ftiviMEr
fir s t
DALLAS
co„
-A l
United Slates Banking Co.,
SH ERID A N .
EAST and SOUTH!
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ARRIVE:
Portland
5:00 P M | Albany
!*;00 P M
Albany
.
. 6:00 A M | P o rtla n d ........ 8:E5 A M
on that little leather purse and tried !•
yell. The yell failed to materialize and
iinounted to nothing more than a little
feeble “ O-o-oh!” that wouldn’t realh
awaken a drowsy sparrow.
The maid and the villain became in­
volved in a beautiful melodramatic
scrap, and. strange to relate, the man
got the worst o f it. His fair opponent
succeeded in jabbing about tw o inches
o f hatpin into one o f his arms, which
made his colored highness howl and
loosen his grasp. Then the girl escaped
and ran for dear life. She had to buy
another hatpin, to be sure, but she still
has her pockctbook. and is now posing
as one o f the bravest girls on record.
M ajor McCluughry might make a police
woman out of her. — Chicago News-
Record.
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A n d on that oath I gave you a ll you claim ed.
K. KOEHLER,
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trough at the iMittom, as shown in cut,
Then for hive yon gave neglect instead;
Manager.
Asst. Gen. F. k P. Aj
No all my heart shrank back to m e,asham ed
or in ativ similar way that ingenuity
may saggiwt. The I k i t must be covered,
HARHIFT c ro sbt .
That fo r a stone Its je w e l had been given.
set on supports a few inches from the
Then w h e t seem ed love to passing fan cy fell.
Connecticut has many ©ucccssfnl w om ­
— A L L K IN D 8 OK—
ground ami securely fastened by Blakes en farm er«, ow ing perhaps to the fact A n d w hen I thought you ope’d the gates o*
heaven
driven in II e groin d.
that, no many <»f Iter vonng men g o to the | Y ou only paved the d o w n w a rd path to hell.
This preparation is kept where the hogs cities or tho w e s t.«i d noted in the nutn-
can get at it at will, and is one o f the ber is Mis© H arriet Crosby, o f Chestnut j N o w go your w ay. H en ceforth I cease to be
W a r r e n
D u n n *
T h e lovin g w om an w hom yon did not love.
best regulator, o f digestion and promot- Plains, f'he is the oldest o f three c h il­ T h e fu tu re ’s g u lf lies broad ’ t w iit you and me.
R e p a ir in g P r o m p tly D o n e .
I « prepared t o d o a ll kinds o f hauling
era o f health and thrift that we tiave dren. all girls, and was but seventeen I Y o u pas« fr.iiu <fut my life. H a v e m ercy,
and
respectfully
asks
a
fair
share
o
f
the
r
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»
D Jiin ip
G
od
above!
—Jessie
I«ee
Ilaudolph
.
ever found. In many years o f extensive years old when tli© death o f her father
public patronage.
LU . UiDULCj
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S P E C I A L T Y .
hog raising we have never li id a case of left the fam ily in straitened circum ­
A *T w .
B ILLS C O L L E C T E D M O N T H L Y .
D A L L A S , O B E S O N .
hog cholera and rarely ever any other stances ami with a m ortgaged farm.
H e is a hero w h o when Rorely tried
disease, and that fortunate result Is, in She took complete control and has paid
H a th yet a firm control
Jesse I), Carr lias purchased 1,200 our opinion, largely due to this “ condi­ o ff the m ortgage, renovated the farm,
O ’er all his passions a « they stron gly ria©
tion
powder"
and
the
means
it
affords
T o battle with his soul.
loos of hav from the Kdson Bros, ai
built a new resilience and kept her
(la ie lle , paying 1 « per Ion. It is to In the hogs for getting eertuili mineral sul>- younger sisters in school all the time
T h e silent battle w hich the spirit fight©.
stances
that
ill
their
wild
stHte
they
find
used in feeding beef cattle driven from
W a r r in g against desires
She has 225 acres under cultivation and
U n h o ly and im pure, if right shall win
! his ranches in Misloc cou n ty am 1 in the eartli and that are essential to ia a lady o f tnnch refinement.
T o higher good inspires.
their
health
and
well
doing.
This
paper
Southern Oregon
should be preserved.—Tartu. Stock and \
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I T h e soul that c ru et©a© an ev il thought.
T h e N n t C r u lle r .
T hat keeps a guarded gate
It is estimated that there arp to da\ Home.
| O f C h ristian love and broth erly good w ill
in the United States and Canada about
H r n * am i H o r s e F r e d .
Betw een his soul and hate,
(100 young men in every 1000, bavin,
W h ile n*y nrighlmrs havt* bfpn com
Shall stand, in ail his m anliness and worth.
reached the age of JO, who are single ! plaining o f the lazine&t o f their hen« in
A s m ightier than he
The conjugal condition of the ,x>nph produeing egg» thi* winter our hens
W h o takes a city in his strength and prid©
O r boasieth vaunt ingly.
in other countries is vastly d I erent I have beeu remarkably prolific. About
In Russia .'t7:i men and oS.'t women in the second xxeek in D m n ilx r our Ix.yx
I The shield o f purity w heu nobly worn.
ev.-ry 1000 who m arry are married tin began to give them what they called
W h e r e faith has been confessed.
Is stron ger than the c u n n in g coat of m all
der 20 I ears of age, while in Kiighim
“ horse feed” every morning for break
U p o n a w a r r io r ’s breast.
T
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7fit> in. n and 829 women in c v c iv lots» fast. The stuff is warmed atnl flavored
The next great armored cruiser o f th©
H e is a hero w ho to truth is true.
are married hetwe. n 20 and 30. ’
with a small quantity o f cayenne pep­
T h ou gh lowly and obecnr©.
per. Table scrap© are also given them, United States to l»e launched w ill glide
L on g a fte r earthly honors fad e a w a y
B l e y « ! * * H e lp in g the G o o d W o r k .
from the ways at Cramp©* shipyard early
and they eat ail with a g»«od appetite.
H is trium phs sh all eudure.
Lovers o f the wheel w ill be pleased to
____________
—A n n ie W a ll.
N ow for the result. W e have nine in the spring o f 1N93 and l>e christened
And Professor Slinler, o f Harvard, de- laying hens, but up to the time when we the Brooklyn. She is 412 feet long, with
T h e .Man W h o A l w a y s S m iles.
ilarinu in Tlia Atlantic Monthly that lx‘gan to give the "horse feed” we got a beam o f 58 feet. Her draft is 22 feet
| “ in its social importance ths bicycle de­ only an egg now and then. Since that flinches, ami she has a displacement of H is house may not a mansion be: his place In- |
side the line
serves to rank next to the railw ay and time our success has l>ecn wonderful
7.400 tons. Her battery w ill include one W h e re common people stand and note tb©ir I
the telegraph and anion* the inventions During the last three weeks o f Decem­ 8 -inch and t wofl-inch breechloading steel
richer neigh lair's shine;
of our wanin* century." General Mile* ber by the daily record we have gath­ niles. eight 4-inch rapid firing gnus But yet his life ’s a g ra n d e r one, though lacking
much o f st> le.
th - 1 ff-cts o f abate*, e ze e is e *. w orry and expotnre. For such sufferer*
has recently assigned to the bicycle a ered eighty dx eggs, all o f good size
twenty 1 -pound and ft- pound rapid firing Ills title is tho i ’rince o f H ope—the m an who
« relief and rare
in our m.irvrlous inrention. which requires hut • trial to cnnrince the moat skeptical,
ht*h military value, not only for courier The hens still continue their laudable pins distributed about her decks, four '
a lw a y s smiles.
. your irvorance of effects
or
l>y
,
rr"s^rs.
or rrposure, eon may hare unduly drained yoor system of nerve f*rce
•ervice, but for the transportation of work, ami yesterday one of my bovs machine guns and six torpedo tubes.
! Vitality — w h ic h In
Though he never lim ned a landscape he's an
e l e c t r i c i t y —and thns caused your weakness or tack of force. I f yon replace into your
bodies o f troop*. But professor Shuler’s brought from the coop six *'ggs. Some The ft and 8 inch rifles w ill be protected
artist in his w a y ;
stem the elements thus
drained, wh:ch are required for rigorous strength, you will remove the cause, and tea It h
appreciation o f it* uses is still higher of my friends keep from ten to twenty by heavy shields attached to their car H e's a picture fa ir o f joyousnees in a fram e
•ngth and vigor will f<»U
le v at orce and in a natural way. This is our plan and treatment, and we guarantee a
th at’s alwn>H gay;
and more comprehensive. One o f the hens each, hut they don’t get a single riages. H er hull is protected by steel
•re c r m oney refunded.
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•penial services performed by the wheel­ egg and have not for a long time.— , plates four inches thick amidships, t a r r ­ His life's
Dr.
Sftaden’s
Electric
f ;
- r ' ^ £ It is no experiment, as we have restored thousands to robust health and rigor
a ll the w hile.
men a to create an interest in the better­ Edward M. Skidmore in Rural New ing to tw o inches at the stein and stem. A nd he’s better o ff than g o v e rn o rs -th © n.an
t»*r a ll o t h e r tre a tm e n ts
■
,, - J fa rd. as can be shown by hundreds of cases throughout this State, who would gladly
ing at the public roads. “ E very cyclist Yorker.
’. lfy , aa«i iro .n m an y of
w h o a lw a y s smiles.
■ w o »*
whom wc have strong letters bearing testimony to their recovery after using our Belt.
b. comes a critic o f the highway he trav
H e ’s one o f life ’s physicians w ithout antidote© .
*•-**■" and since the bicycle* in uv> are
T H E
o r pills;
DR. SANDEN ELECTRIC BELT
ITn graduate uf V a . a r cdlepo I,.,
A P a r t in g In ju n c tio n .
H is cures are freely given t© a ll men's cu rren t j
now, as Professor Shalersays, “ prohahly ever been divorced from her husband.
a co; - etc galvano battery, made ir.to a belt so as to be ca-ilv wo-n during srork or at rest, and it gives soothing, prolonged
Young ( allow©— 1 expect to start for
Ills;
to be reckoned by the m illion ," he as Such is the -tat. men! <4 * man win,
idly feit through' hu all w:
parts, or we forfeit $ 5 O O O . It has an Im p ro v e d E le c tric Suspense
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London and Paris tomorrow. Can I do H e ’s a m issionary w ork er, leavin g out th©
critics the recent remarkable grow th o f married one o f iheni. and w b o d e i lare- anything for yon?
•ojtest lx> n ever given .veak men, ant!
;o re m y of the aboTe weaknesses, and to enlarge shrunken limbs, or parts, or
heathen isle*.
o
n
e
y
R
e
in
m
lc
d
.
They
are
graded
i
interest ill the improvement o f highways th a t the young ladies who have h e n
to meet ail stages of weakness in young, middle-aged or old men, and will cure
Prunella- Vi's, be sure not to miss A n d he's a im in g straigh t fo r h e a v e n —tb© n a a
worst carra in two or three months.
w h o a lw a y s smile©.
W ifely to their introduction.
educated at the college are the la st your steamer.— Life.
— Fred R. kroidt
cook* in the world.
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fry # •
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Dallas Foundry!
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OTHO WILLIAMS,
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