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HI- I KEENE, D. D. S. - Dentili office in Breytnan Brother’s building, corner of Court and Com merci»! ri n ets, D í u .4 », - - - - - D O N 'T O r e g o n , what a comfort it is to have ready at hand a remedy that never fails to relieve Constipation, and that, without pain or discomfort; and almost immediately cures head aches, and dispels every symptom o f Dyspepsia. Such a remedy is found in Simmons L iv e r Regu lator— not a sweetened compound to nauseate, or an intoxicating beverage to cultivate an alcoholic appetite, but a medicine pleasant to the taste, and perfectly harmless when given to the smallest child. S. L. R. never disappoints. I t possesses the virtues and perfec tions of a reliable remedy o f the-kind endorsed by eminent physicians. Stoves, Tinware, and House Furnishing Coeds, — AND AK E NOW — J e llin g SURGEON, - - S T tW N Q , — D E A L IN — OREGON. SALEM H. B. STANLEY, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND & ß A$ ES \0 \1 T O O h ko o n . O u i" - R E T IR E - a i- ■ Ç o s 't * F R D - 'I B U S I N E S S . L. N . W O O D S , M. D. P H Y S IC IA N F A N D 8 IJK O K O N , I B . P A R K ! Dallas, Oregon. B .I H. M ■'C A L L O N . M. D . Physician and Surgeon, P A L L A S , R O . The new addition to Dallas, l i e s four blocks southwest of the court house, commanding a view o f the whole town a n d surrounding country. Shade trees are set out alongjall the streets, which are graded and 80 feet wide. Size o f lots— 0 0 x 1 4 4 , with a l l l e y s through the I i I o c k s . over Brown & Son'» store. J. K. 8 iri . sy , »O.J. 0»i.r, DALY, SIBLEY & EAKIN, A i o f i i e y H PRICE $65 AND $ 95 -PER LOT. II. C, E aktn . - n t - l .n > v . W e hhv# the onlv net o i ;ib»trft« t books in H‘»lk county. lU lia b le abstracts furnished, and money t-. Ottit. Noajom m i»»ion charged on loans. Rooms - and a Wltoon'H block. Dallas. “ It affords me pleasure to add my testi mony to those you reeelve annually In reference to your valuable medicine. 1 consider Simmons L iv e r Regulator the best family medicine on the market. I have prescribed it with excellent results.” — W . F. D a r k , M. L> , Tracy City, Teuu. These lots are sold on the installment plan— $10 cash, balance on three, six, nine and twelve months’ time without interest. This is by long odds the prettiest and best addi tion to Dallas. A F iv e Wm. P. W EIGHT, Agent. 1 J. L. C O L L IN S , £ N o l l r l l o r in rh a n rrry. N.L. B iitlkk , "S f j a a \ , ) V# w . . ■„ \ & TOW NSEND, ■' ..... i*-. „ - ¿ A • T • i -n r . hi ULY BIÎOTHETÏS. CO 7. ..ucn E A T T O R N E Y S -A T -L A W . * O r ^_CjTAR-.JÏo1 is lîE N B J. H. T ownhknd , BU TLER t . . .. I • OF PRIESTS. B ro th e rs P a rtic ip a te In Cerem o nies at a C in cin n ati Church. A t St. Kdward’s Catholic church. Cin cinnati, was presented a few «lays ago a scene never before witnessed i:i this couu try and only paralleled once in England. Five brothers took part in the religious service, all priests, the occasion being the first celebrat ion of mass by the Rev. (ittorge Hickey, recently ordained by Archbishop Eliicr The church was packed to its ut most capacity, and the occasion was one of much interest and solemnity Attorney and Counselor at Law. Hao beau in practice of liis profession in this place 0> abo*b th :rtv years, and w ill attend to all busireas entrusted to liis are. Office, corner Ms-. and Court U , Dallas, i*olk Co, Or FAMILY ' cta._ Office upstairs in Odd Kelhiw»’ new - ■ - - 1 h i . , ¡ o u . c T. L. BUTLER, ^ COUNTY SURVEYOR All kinks of work in tin* line (,i eur- veyitig prompll) »lone. Ail Irons. Dal ian. \V T . H IG D O N . ! A. O L IN O E H . •ft u f £ > i Progressive. S U R A N H e a d R i q D W i u T C r t , 1 — Success >rs fo J. A A K E R S Rotan— Popular. W o c a r r y a f u ll lin o fr o m C E t lio c h e a p e s t to th e fin e s t C O U R T S 1 R E E T , O P P O S IT E T H E O P E R A H O U S E . K. P HICK FT C. A HICK K Y W. D. HICK K Y GKOKGF HICK F. Y lOlIN K HICK FT C O . O ffic e : . 88 WASHINGTON STREKT, PORTLAND, OR C The Leading Home Company. F u ll « « mask A 8 FECIALTY or . « « « « « «« O k irh u and Parsonages, D iallin g s and.Household Goods, ^ S c h o o ls and other Public Building*, Farm Buildings and Farm Property S I N L in e o í L a m O G U T S A L E ! (g r o c e r ie s , p s , Ç r c ç l$ z r ÿ , Q u ? e n s iV & r ? , T in ? ^ S rS s-tm & s Q oods, ALL VERY CHEAP FOR EITHER CASH OR PRODUCE. i. 1N0AAKEN, F. K.,ARNOLD, D. D. O LII'IIA N T H. U i l r r o i K. j . K. B ILL, J LOKWKNRKKO, F M OEHT, V. M. WARRF.N, J. 8 COOPF.K, 8. K. VOUNO, E. P. McCOHNACK. L O $ h o e s , - D IB B C K O K S :- J I/IWKNHKKi■. 5 ■ ! fi I v M lire eii Marine I N r ▼ r* ________________ Prompt. a W . II. M c D .V X I K D , - D A I.I.A S . H. M. «RANT. * Y ’ ' V ii.MMi.l.nt, Seoretaiy and Manager B ra n d l l l i n e r y S a le ! D. B. MCDONALD, FOR 30 D AYS! f t lT R U C K M A N , »a lia s : A o fa ir »h are of patronage solicited orders p rom ptly filled. A. -I- M A R T IN , ■ p a in t e r , $ 1.50 O regon &. $ 1 . 50 . W ORLD BEATERS! V A pretty line o f ladies and misses new and stylish trim med felt hats, all in late designs o f this season. $ 1 .5 0 ! sign and orn am en tal, grain- tg g , kalsom ing and pa|*r hanging. ILSON FOR 30 D AYS! For the month o f December we will make sweeping reduc tions in our large and well selected stock o f fine m illinery. Oregon g $% $£$ $ 1 ,5 0 ! $ 1 5 0 ! Send in your order for one o f these hats and we w ill for ward it to you. Do not Delay—First Order—First Choice. CO., M l? S - S ggists i Apothecaries. C‘ R E E D , 2B5 C om m ercial street, Salem , O regon. The five priests are sons of the late Bat rick Hickey, a prominent citizen. Kev William D. Hickey, pastor of St Joseph’s church, Dayton, was the assistant priest Kev Edward P Hickey, pastor of St Mary s church, Piqua. O.. was the deacon at the mass. Kev Charles A Hickey, pas tor of the Sacred Heart church. Dayton was the subdeacon, while Kev John F Hickey, pastor of St. Patrick’s church Cumminsville. officiated as master of cere monies. Among the other clergy present were .1. C. AIbrinck, vicar general. P H Cusack, of Cincinnati, M L. Murphy, of Springfield, O.. K H Walburg. of Cinciu nati, and many others Some years ago five brothers took part in one service in England, which is the only similar instance in this century. The father of these five priests died but a few weeks ago. One daughter is a nun in the Order of Notre Damé, and at pres ent is teaching music in a convent of that order in Philadelphia The other daugh ter. Miss Martha Hirkey, is a stenographer The mother of this remarkable family is still living in Cincinnati Father George Hickey will go to the Catholic university at Washington city for a few years He Is the youngest of the five brothers, has a re markable flow of language and a voice lx>th powerful and pleasing After the services all the clergy present went to the Hickey residence on Clark street and par took of an elegant repast. W h e n I G o H o m e A g ’ in. I aster to be a country chap with freckles on my face. But sure urn stances drove me to this distaut city place - This rattlin, noisy city where you're lifted off your feet By a keerless, husslin mnltitood an kerried down the street. But soon, for two short weeks. I’ll leave this nerve prostrat in din. For outiu time is in its prime. An I’ll go home ag’in. “ When I go home ag'in'* -oh, jinks! how good that sounds to me— I’ll straddle every high rail fence an shin up up every tree: An after havin one square meal of milk an applesas«. ■ 1 er in drugs, chem ic Is and perfum ery n ,r v f i l e t article«, nioercliaani PM**. _ L.ba.cn, etc , etc. } OUT! r » r e . ' . " l " " ' * ,or fin a l p a r p o « , only. P h v ™ gi.ns. oomponndad ‘**Y ®v night. , opposite c o u rt bouse, Dallan, o r . I’ll go down in the medder lot an woller in the grass. Then I’ll take off my coat an shoes an race around like sin, A n chase the cows. An spill the house. When i go home ag’in. j« r — To retire from business.— P O R M E D .C I N E S ! H f — GO T O gp^j g jjQ Q g THE— And a large stoek of general merchandise McCoy Drug Store, ~ | M cC O Y , O R E G u N , T »w J, E . B a r t e l, iP r o p r ie t c r . ! At - Cost for-Cash! ---------------------------- i a M I ---------- The crowds that throng the store every day prove that it , , is a genuine bargain sale. Come at once while the stock is pater in dntft», nil*. P*in,*> g'***. »r, lancy good», etc. B . F O R S T S E i t & Ç O ., RMRIPTIONS CAREFULLY FILLED, j 297 Com m ercial etreet, Salem , Oregon. Then I will dam the babblin brook that idles hour hj- hour. An run dad’s grindstone an his saw by light- enin power: I ’ll rig a thing Tor churrun an turnin over bay. An other sr.-hemes so dad can do three times as much per day. Because, you see. I hardly care myself ’bout pile-bin in. 8o I’ll Invent, To great extent, W hen I go home ag’in. W hen I go home ag ’in—O Lord, keep me alive till then — I'm goin iu a-swimmin with Erastus, 7.eb and Ben, An we’ll dire an duck each other in the mill pond near the fine. But our mas won't ’’titrerate” us same as they aster to do. A n 'fore I get quite home— to he— if o a r a g e stays within. A t Hue’s I’ll stop An -an mebbe pop. When I go home ag’in. Joe Cone in R»>eton Conrier. H e M i ll Hae I t He wrote a little joem That in his heart bad burned. And be called it ”1 he Umbrella,** few U would not be returned. —boston News. sian, or a Prussian, or an 1 tal*i-yan was Pennsylvania Farmers» evident at a glance. But for fear that he The celebrated Partners’ club ot Ps&B- might by some chance be mistaken for a sylvania have just been eating their an foreigner, as he callt-tl every one not liorn > M in din g the Haby« nual dinner. A t this feast the talk presum INTERESTING INCIDENTS RELATED in England, he announced himself as hav The accompanying picture is from the ably was couf.ncd to the practical phaaee ing been born within sound of Bow liells. BY MAJOR A. R. CALHOUN. He growled about the table, lie growled at book entitled “ The Children o f the o f agriculture, to a comparison of meth the attendants, and he was contiL'tally Poor,” written by Jacob A. Riis. The ods o f farming, to a discussion o f the re> H o w Lnrry W h alen Started a Saloon and contrasting things in Englan I with things illustral ion is made from a photograph suit of the year’s work and to specula K e p t the T rad e A ll in the F a m ily — A | outside of it, to the great disadvantage of and depicts a scene common in the i>oor- tions toucliing the prospects o f the crops tbe latter. 3T quarters o f the great city o f N ew of next season. Perhaps a sonnet on en Policy That W a s Pleasing, but Ruinous. “ The fellow made himself so disagree York. Both father and mother are silage was read. It is stated that among ICopyright, 1802, by American Press Associa able that I, who am au Englishman, felt away at work, tryin g to earn a living the well known hayseeds present were tion.] ashamed of the fact for the time being, I^arrv Whalen was a railroad laborer and had the man been worth kicking some for themselves and their little ones, and George W. Childs, o f tho Philadelphia and lived along the line iu a clapboard of the Americans on lioard would have the baby is le ft all day to the care o f its Ledger; George B. Roberts, president of brother, who is not more thun eight I the Pennsylvania Railroad company; A. shanty with his wife, Kitty. They were eased their feelings in that way. years old himself. honest enough people. Both had a fondness “ This felfow called himself ( ’aptain Kob | A. McLeod, president o f the Philadel- for a glass of whisky and an intense yearn inson—he pronounced the name ‘Wobin pliia and Reading; Charles Hartshorn, ing for some occupation that would enable son’—and he informed the favored few with second vice president of the Reading; them to live without hard work. whom he endeavored to talk t hat he was Joseph Wharton, John Fritz and Robert Larry Whalen and his wife believed, thu son of Colonel Sir Charles Kobinson. H. Sayre, Sr. whether rightly or not I must leave the He never forgave an American who on Their fello w agriculturists the country reader to judge, that there was no calling hearing this asked: over can scarcely hope to receive any “ ‘ Are you the natural or the legitimate that paid as well for the time that it took useful hints from the wisdom which and the money invested as buying whisky son of Sir Charles Kobinsou?’ by the barrel and selling it by the glass. “ Captain Kobinson as we neared San flowed at the dinner, because it is also “ It’s a foine, afzy loife thim barkeepers Francisco made special inquiries about the stated that “ tho proceedings o f the club does be havin,” said Mr. Whalen one even estates of such men as Baldwin, Fair and meetings are never divulged.” W hy ing ns he and his wife sat before the red- Lei and Stanford, with a view to buying “ never divulged?” Can it be possible hot stove in their shanty smoking in con them out. that if they were divulged it would turn ‘*‘ 1 want, you know, to try California cert and listening to the sleet beating a out that some o f these experienced and tattoo on the shingles overhead. for a few yealis, but out heah in this bar sagacious farmers—as was once said o f “ Yis, Larry,” responded Mrs. Whalen, barons land a fellow must have some fun, Farmer Samuel J. Tildeu—uave so little “ and I do be thinkin that if w e iv erd o you know', so I ’ ll get a plnce where I can true genius for their <x*eupation or such start, in the business it’s toime we was at sail a yacht or have a hit of steeplechasing it. Sure, we’ve got enough on hand now now and then. Of course I shall have a uncommon hard luck that they are un to begin, not in a grand W’ay, to be sure— lot of friends from England to cheer me up able to pick out the cow which givee the that’ ll come later on—blit quiet and sure a bit, and I shall Import all my wines. I buttermilk?—N ew York Tribune. am sure I could never accustom myself to loike.” An examination of their working capital those beastly American drinks, such as The Largest Monolith. revealed the fact that they had on hand “ cocktails ami corpse revivers,” and all The enormous pillar o f stone that w ill enough money to buy a barrel of whisky that kind of thing, you know. The fact is. be the wonder o f thousands upon thou and a box of cigars, and just ten cents I propose to give these Americans .»ome Mr. Riis, in his investigations among over. As work was sla. k with Larry, and points on civilization, and if they take my the poor o f N ew York, came across hun sands o f people who wnll visit the W orld’s there were many of his companions out of advice kindly, as I’ m afraid they won’t, 1 dreds o f cases much more sorrowful fair was broken from its bed at the Houghton quarry, Ashland. Wis., amid employment, they decided that the time of am quite shuah we shall getou famously.’ than the one here illustrated. W hat he “ This howling and nauseating cad left us beginning was opportune. the cheers o f the throng who /isited the tells in his book about the hardships of at San Francisco, and 1 felt there was a quarry to witness the breaking of the disgusting load off the ship and off my the children o f the poor should make the monster. The stone had been sawed at little boys and girls who have comforta mind as soon as he passed down the gang each end and side, and but the bottom ble homes very thankful that their liveH plank. remained to be broken from the bed of “ I forgot all about Captain Robinson till have been cast in such pleasant places, about four months ago, when I took a run and st the same time it should make which it was a jMirt On the bottom down to the famous hotel at Del Monte. I them feel as i f they want to do some wedges to the number o f about 200 on each side had been entered and only the took my place at the dinner table and he thing to brighten the lives o f the unfor •signal to drive them farther remained. came aware that an obsequious waiter tunate little ones upon w’ hom poverty stood behind my chair. A t 11 o’clock Frederick Prentice, do “ ‘ Be pleased, sir, to give your order, sir.’ has laid its cold hand. nor of the monolith, from a place on the said the waiter as he placed the menu be rock gave the signal to drive the wedges, fore me. B lin d lints. and fifty workmen began at the lower “ The voice sounded oddly familiar. I Stories are often told o f the kindness end to drive them. Then, like clock looked up, and my surprise may he imag of animals to those o f their companions work. the fifty mauls of the men rose and ined when I tell you that that waiter was that are blind. Dogs ami cats and fell as they moved from the base to the none other than my old Captain Kobinson.” horses and cows w ill lead their comrades apex o f the stone step by step. Slowly away to their food or bring it to them, a crevice appeared at the low^r end of The Last Smoke. If smoking is excusable in any man, It is and the smaller animals also seem able the stone, which, with each succeeding to understand that the helpless are to be blow Ix'came larger and larger, until the in the soldier who drops down his arms and lays aside his haversack and rolled car«*i-lor. N ot long ago an English stone lay broken from the mass of which blanket after a hard day’s march or a long watchman in a warehouse saw tw o rats it had been a portion. The hnge stone watch of a wintry night out on picket. m oving slowly along close to the base lies at the bottom o f the quarry, and Men began to Rinoke during the war who ment wall. The other rats had quickly weighs in its present state 600 tons, but never smoked before, and even army cl ip scampered aw ay at a slight noise that he when dressed down will wreigh about 420 lainsof the rigid type were forced to con made, but these were side by side and tons.—Cor. St. Paul Pioneer Press. fens that tobacco was quite as essential to THE LIQUOR WAS DRAWN AND DRANK. the soldier as his rations of bread, meat hurried along in a clumsy manner. He A F e w F o in In o n B o s to n . turned the bullseye o f his lantern full Lurry bought the whisky and cigars, and and coffee. then extemporized a bar by laying a plank Here is a scrap of conversation I heard ■ 1 ha<l a friend and fellow staff officer upon them and saw that each rat held between the heads of two barrels. And named Dearborn, as gallant a young sol one end of a straw in its mouth. The in walking down the street the other now, with Kitty behind the bar, the estab dier as ever drew a sword, and, excep mg movements o f one showed that it was day. lishrnent was ready for business. that he did smoke immoderately, a mude! blind.— “ Our Anim al Friends.” T w o men were back o f me. One said: As the day was stormy and the opening of all the proprieties. “ Yes. o f course Chicago is a very en had not been extensively advertised, cus Again and again Captain Dearborn told terprising city, it w ill probably make a Saved by a F aithful I>og. tomers were not forthcoming at once, so myself and his many other friends that as success o f the tair. It w ill alw^rs seem Larry recalled that he had a working capi soon as he could “ get good and ready,” The other m orn in « a nnmher o f chil to me. however, that we should ru*?« Aad tal of ten cents in his pocket by way of en which meant when the war was over, he dren were playing on the tow in g path of con raging trade, and quenching his thirst would give up looking, for he believed it the Thames nipr Barnes railway bridge, | it. Boston is really tho historical center he decided to get liis money into circulation. was “ telling on his nerves,” though there England, when a girl fell into the water. j of our country, you know.” He and K itty had ciphered out that if was nothing in the splendid fellow’H face “ Boston have the fair? W hat has Bos- A gentleman Happened to be passing at every customer who bought a ten cent and manner to indicate that he knew what 1 ton ever done for the country? it haa the tim e w ith a large retriever dog, und glass of whisky were to fill his glass they nerves were as a source of annoyance. being himself unable to swim at onee turned out a few pointed toed shoes; would still make five cents clear on every The night of the June assault on Vicks 1 parted its hair and its name in the mid- glass. * hurg ( ’aptain Dearborn and I were lying persuaded the animal to jum p into the ‘ die; startod the fashion in eyeglasses; By way of doing the thing up in t-ood side by side out jn the advance, waiting river to the girl's rescue. The dog form, Larry went outside, then re-entered, for McPherson to give the signal that was ■eizeil tho child by the dress, and not i worn its overcoat shorter than its under- wiping his lips wit h one hand and grasping to launch the crouching blue lines on the withstanding the Btrong current caused ' coat; got its pronunciation up to the in the other his working capital of ten fortifications of theenemy. It was a dark, by tho reeeding tido succeeded in hold j lim it of broadness; stocked up in con- cents. stormy night, the rain pouring down in in g the girl above w ater fo r some min I ceit and culture, and it has an under- “ The top of the mornin to you, Mrs. torrents, with now and then a flash of ' crust and uppercrust o f brown bread Whalen, and how’s business in the bar to lightning that lit up the landscape and utes, until a waterman had put off in his and baked beans. W hat lias any one of day?” asked Larry as lie took an admiring magnified the danger of the awful work boat, when the animal released his hold. these things to do with the growth o f the The child was brought ashore by the look about the establishment. that lay before usas soon as the gray dawn country?” “ It might be bettlier, and it might be began to show in the direction of the Union waterman in an unconscious condition, They turned a com er, and I couldn’t worse,” was Mrs. Whalen’s guarded re but »lie quickly recovered. campfires. hear the answer.—Chicago Inter Ocean. spouse. It was a trying situation, and if a man "W e ll, I don’t mind helpin an honest had nerves it was the time of all others H ow K yv I hh C h ild ren Go to Bleep. A n Electric Sleigh. business along. Let me have a drink of when they would assert themselves. The The Swiss people are very artistic in Mr. C. J. Schiuinskey has applied for your best whisky, and if tin cints is the clouds overhead began to show opal streaks price of the same there’s your money,” and along their edges, and we knew that day their tastes, and even tho poorest Swiss a patent on an electric sleigh. Stored is neat and tasteful in his home life. electricity concealed beneath the seat of Larry laid the coin on the plank. was coming, and that within a few min The liquor was drawn and drank, and utes the cannon would open on the right, Many o f the ways o f the Swiss are as the sleigh furnishes the jxiwer which ifl as .Mrs. Whalen looked at the money she and that the assaulting column would pretty as their fanciful ideas o f building to propel the veh icle This power ia said: leap forward like unleashed hounds. houses. A Hwiss mother believes that transmitted to a single wheel in front o f “ Begorra, Larry, there’s five cints made “ I think 1 will try a smoke If you’ve got her child w ill have had dreams unless it the sleigh by means of an endless chain. clane on that little dale. Now, avick, do a match,” said Dearborn as he nudged me is crooned to s i p. And b o . bending The face o f the wheel is furnished with you stand behind the bar and let me play with his arm. lo w over the drowsy little one's couch, cutters, which imbed themselves in the I’ m a customer.” I handed him my matchbox, and as he Larry stepped behind the plank, and lit a cigar he said, with a little laugh I »he sings soothing songs o f green pas snow and prevent the wheel from slip tures and still waters until the little ping. Mr. Schiuinskey says that a speed his wife went out and re-entered and de shall never forget: livered herself of the regulation speech as “ I think I shall call this my last smoke.” child has breathed itself peacefully into of tw elve or fifteen miles an hour can be to business and ffhe weather. She ended attained by his motor. A lever to con I saw the momentary glow of the light. the land of Nod.— N ew York Ledger. by laying down the ten cents and getting Then there came the roar of the signal guns trol the steering gear and another lever a glass of whisky. for which we had been so long and so to regulate the speed o f the sleigh are Tlir*»«* P o lite Little Girls. “ Hoop!” shouted Larry as he regained eagerly waiting. A gentleman who offered his seat the placed near tho occupant's seat in the possession of the working capital. “ Five I sprang to my feet and drew my sword. cints moie made without lettin the I looked down, wondering why Dearborn other day to one o f three little girls who sleigh. — Baltina >re Sun. tbrade or the money git out av the family. had not followed my example. were standing in an elevated railroad D em ocratic New York City. Let. us keep it up, Kitty; let us encourage I touched him with my foot, but he did car had the unexpected pleasure o f pro For the find time 1 1 the history 6t what thim politicians does be callin the not move; I called his name, but he did not d d in g seats for all o f thrill. T w o o f the borne market.” answer. little girls sqms'zed in side by side l>e- politics N ew York city will lx* repre The day was cheerless without, but there In the half minute that was left me 1 tw i en the arms o f the seat, and the third sented by a solid delegation of Demo was the joy that accompanies reinunera knelt and removed his cap. A bullet had eat upon tbe l a ]» o f the other two, and crats in congress, the state senate, the tive work in the cabin of Larry Whalen. pierced tbe top and entered his brain. when they were all eom foriably seated assembly and board o f aldermen. Why. That coin alternated between him and The striking of the match hail attracteu the gentleman reeeived es a reward for even the veteran Colonel Thomas Dun his wife so long as t hey were able to stand the attention of one of the enemy’s sharp his politeness a combined smile from thi» lap. who voted lor Am i row Jackson, can up and drink, and we may ne sure that as shooters and directed the fatal bullet. not remember when such a thing ever they were clearing five cents on every glass The signal to advance was given. The ■mail but animated human pyramid.— happened. Think of it—not a Repnb- they kept their feet as long as they were bugles sounded the charge, but before 1 N ew York Hun. j lican congressman, not a Republican able. was swept forward by the blue line 1 The next day they continued the busi caught the curl of blue smoke rising from ; senator, not a Republican assemblyman, Tin* H iioh Imll Buttle. ness “ at the same old stand in the same the cigar, still held l»etween the lips of my i not a Republican alderman to represent old way.” Entirely satisfied with the dead comrade. ALFRLD K. CALHOUN. the G. O. P. o f this city!— New York profits of the home market, they l>ecame H e r a l d . ____________ indifferent to the commerce of the outside The Quinine o f Friiltii. The D im ru lty o f Becom ing a Dutchman. world and highly delighted with this phase People who require a gentle tonic to of home consumption. The second chamber of the Dutch stimulate the system ami the digestion A t length there came a day when the should try the grape fruit, which is at legislature has passed a bill which will barrel was empty and only tbe ten cents tracting attention and becoming gradually make it more difficult for a foreigner to remained, and with the exhaustion of tbe better known. It is sometimes called the tiecome a Dutchman. Naturalization liquid Larry and his wife may be said to “ quinine of the fruita,” And has, it is w ill no longer be a personal matter, but have gone into liquidation. claimed, even more lx*neficiai qualities w ill concern the entire family, who will, Tiie poor fellow died in an insane asylum than the orange. To enjoy the grape fruit, however, only receive acknowledgment a year afterward. His neighbors said that however, one must know how to eat it. as Dutch in the second generation after he lost his mind in a desperate effort to The white portion covering each sectiou is the settlement. Ten years’ absence from fully understand the mysteries of a home intensely bitter, and it is necessary to peel market and how it came about that he this off and eat only the juicy inner seo the country without a declaration of the grew steadily poorer while he and his wife intention to remain a Dutchman will tions. ________________ were making fl\e rents a glass ou the cause the low of the nationality. whisky they consumed. Character in G irls ' Ore**. A bishop recently addressing a high A ll on Account o f a Five Cent Clgnr* A Slight ( »m e Down, ! sehool prize class spoke of the pretty toilets (*eorK» Smith is to tried »t Valpa “ I like a manly Englishman as well as I i of the young girls composing it. “ There raiso, In<l.. for tiie third finis on th- do a manly American, or a manly man of should be self respect,” said he, “ both with chartre o f havinir stolen a five i-eot cigmi •A any other nationality, but an Englishman regard to mind and body. 1 am grateful About $1,000. it i* asserted, have been who puis on airs of superiority is to me the to any one who dresses well and prettily. expended in lawyer»' fees. ( most disgusting specimen of the genus Character is shown by the dress; it reveals the ladylike, the vulgar and the conceited fraud.” Center connty, P ».. h.i» a natural enri- This was said by the purser of an ocean woman.” ___________________ Winter *port has now l*vun: oety in the shape o f ■ JO-acr» pond steamer on Which I was recently taking a Sleeping Habits. Hnm%l>ail battle* are tbe fun; which appeared in a singl» night on voyage, anti af ar refilling his pipe he went F«».t and thick thernoa »hot fly? A book which claims to contain the se on to illustrate his meaning: trTonnd never known to be covered with Both ride* for the vif t’ry Irjr. cret of Is*auty condemns the habit of double “ Ijiist year, tin our way tip from Samoa, wat<T before. The be»i* ged in nnuwy strife we took on at Honolulu an Englishman sleeping among young women. If it is only Battle flen-ely for dear life: with side w hiskers, a single eyeglass and the narrowest cot occupy it alone. Tbe re T i * a moat koir I natu red fray; the loud clothes and impudent stare that suit on awasiiig will lie bright eyes, rested Friend and foe are but In play. lx sly ami sweet breath. When a bed is 00 When nt last the battle’* done, distinguish this creature the world over. cupied by two people the stronger most in W hat * the odd* which rid« ha* won? “ That he was an Englishman ami could -UirihUM aft Work- evitabl/ saps the vitality U th*. weaker not by any cnauce be miaULgen tor a Kue some : o d d s t o r i e s . FOR LITTLE FOLKS. Its I