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> W II- good, yo ’» p l«H «i d» about vt 1 flout. .mi w h a t sh e 8iiw , THE BAD BOY. A m a t e u r T h e a t r ic » ! « — H U P » » ■ K ip ▼an W in k le , T h e M in is te r an H a m le t , and th e B oy to B o m th e J o b . T h e ir R e h e a rs a l. was the only thing thut was worth the price of admission, and scolded nia, Hnd the choir girls sided with pa, and just then my chum cuugbt his u, and ana toe in the carpe i and fell down, that loosened ovei »head. ied I the plaster pi and about out * a bushel fell on the crowd. ht lightning had struck the Pa thoi 9UD house, (no minister thought it was a judgment on them all fo r play uct ing, and he liegun to shed his Hamlet costume with one hand and pick the plaster ont of liis hair with the other The women screamed and tried to get the plaster out of their necks, ami while pa Was brushing off the choir singers ma said the rehearsal was adjourned, and they all went home, but we are going to rehearse again on Friday night,. The play cannot be considered a success, but wo will bring it out all right by tbe time the entertainment is to come off.” “ By gum,” .said tho grocery man, “ I would like to have seen that minister us Hamlet. Didn’t he look fuDny ?" “ Funny 1 W ell, I should remark. He seemed to predominate. That is, he was too fresh, too numerous, as it were. But at the next rehearsal I am going to work in an act from Richard the Third, and my chum is going to play the Chinaman of the Damtes, and I guess we will take the cake. Say, I want to work in an idiot some where. How would you like to play the idiot. You wouldn't have to re hearse or anything—” A t this point the bad boy was seen to go ont of the grocery real spry, followed by a box of wooden clothes pins that the grocery man had thrown after him.—[Peck’s Sun. —■ —. , ,v> •------- Count de Chainbord’s Castle Froha- dorf, one hoar's distance from Vien na, which shines out of a dense forest like a snow white Easter egg in a green nest,” is a plain square build ing. ' The Duke of Connaught, better known in this country as Prince Ar th or, recently acted as a bartender at' a charity entertainment, and sold mixed drinks to distinguished drink ers at high prices. BEST CLOTHING FOR MEN AND BOY8 O. C. H A S T IN G S & C O , Prince Bismarck has become h u b piciotu and crabbed in his disposi tioo to a degree that makes it irnpos sible for any public official but the most obsequious to serve under him ~ j t ------— ---------- J. W. Nlttckay and his wife will spe jnd the coming winter in New Yui ork. Henry Irving, at the dinner given “ I am thy father’s ghost," said a in his honor recently by the Rabelais s a jM r n A N O ia o o . * sheeted form in tho doorway of the i a nod, not the sm ile Chib, said that he had, in the course Ml to cheer and beguile of his career, acted iu G -10 parts, of grocery, one evening, anil the grocery _____j we ail must l»ear, R e fe r e n c e s : E v o i‘vf>ody I which he hail played only sixty two _____s life we hold a share. man got behind the cheese box, me stared, passing coldly on in London. while the ghoet continued in t se i friends uetd to suiile and faw n, b a fe w with trusting grace said. “ P e o p le w ill ta lk — and, a fte r pulchral voice, “ doomed for a certain I the usual friendly face. all, th ey d o n 't m ean any harm.” time to walk the night,” and, waving CANADIAN BAZAAR. But one beautiful ¡September morn a chair ronml the ghoet strode up to A very trifling thing, m y frien d; Hut then these little things offend, ing Miss Howard's seat ak the break Mr. John Osliorne, Musical Bazaar, Toronto the grocery man, and with tbe other Crursh the joy o f many a heart, fast table was vacant; and scarcely Canada, writ*** that liis wife was cured of Som etim es most hitter g rie f im part. rheumatism by the groat pain-banishcr, St. bail tbe fact been oltscrvcd when ghostly hand reached into a I six of T h ere’s not a soul however black Jacob’» Oil; that he has found it an invaluable T h at does all truth and goodness la c k -- some one cried out: fig s. remedy for many ailments. Then those who brought this one to woo, “ Why, Capt Hall is gone, too!” “ No you ain’t no ghost,” said the . ---------- ^ ---------- M igh t yet serve you the same, you know. Undeniably, it was awkward for grocery man, recognizing the.’ bad A Philadelphia paper says that H err Most can unbutton his col Jr with his teeth. the bridegroom elect. Still more so boy. ‘‘Ghosts do not go prowling Suppose you tried to find some good, when a note-—sent from the nearest around groceries stealing wormy figs. A s most surely I think you could, A n d told it for ouoe in a way, Poat-ofiioe—gave him to understand What do you mean by this sinful TRUTH IBMIOHTY. L eav in g out that viscious “ they sa y.” that.tbe lovely Hortensia had given masquerade business? My father N ot only hath w ealth the power W h en D r. IMerce, of Buffalo N . Y ., an 405 and 407 Saneóme St., San Franisco, Cal back her heart to tbe captain, an never had no ghoet,” T o cheer thee in g rie f’s dark hour, nounced that his “ Favorite Prescription ’ F or e ’en a smilo w ill help upnold would positively cure the many diseases and ancient snitor o f hers, who bad re O b , we have shriek it now,” said The soul that doubting fears infold. weaknesses peculiar to women, some doubted, cently fallen heir to a large fortune. the bad boy, as he pulled off liis and continued to employ the harsh and caus The note was prettily worded; it mask and rolled np the sheet he had tic local treatment. But the mighty truth conveyed sentimental regrets to Mr. worn around him. W e are going to adually became acknowledged. Thousands There w as a m an in our town, of 1 adieu employed ther*“ Favorite Prescrip Carelton that the future they had have amateur theatricals to rnise And he was w ondrous wise; tion ” and were speedily cured. B y druggists. F o r when he m arked his prices dow n. contemplated so sanguinoly could money to have the church carpeted, -----------------* . « « ---------------- Ho then did advertise. never be realized, and prayers for and I am going to boss the job.” The biitlulay of the man who invented the pardon in the name of love. Edgar A n d when he saw his trade increase, wastebasket will never be celebrated by Spring “ Yon don’t say,” uusweied the gro / d r-U lS W ith a ll his m ight and main, set his teeth together, but made no cory man, as he thought how much poets. ----- :------------------------------— H e m arked still lo w er every price, comment. He took his fate as it was he could sell to the church ¡»eople for A n d advertised again. I T l n the Diamond Dyes more coloring is dealt out to him. Nay, perhaps in a strawberry and ice cream festival, given for 10 cents than in any 15 or 25-cent his inmost heart he felt some thrill of and how little be could sell for ama ayes, and they gvie faster and more brilliant LYDIA E. PINKHAIV S odors. YES OR KOI relief that he was forever separated teur theatricals. “ Who is going into from Hortensia Howard, for lie had it and what you goiDg to play?” VESETABLE COMPOUND. For a cough or cold there is no remedy equal “ You won’ t marry me, Leone?” some time since made the discovery to Am m en’s Cough Syrup. “ Pa and ma, and me, and the A S ure C u re f o r a l l F E M A L E W E A K « W ork , Competition, Ambition and Passion, causo more A gony and Suffering of Mind itmj axked Edgur Carelton, in beseeching, that he did not love h»r as a man minister, and three choir singers, and N E SSEH , In clu d in g L e u o o r r lw a , I r Body, and Destroy nu>ro Human Beings every your than A ll the Armies of tho World. F lies , roaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice, earnest tones, an anxious look on his should love tbe woman ho moans to my chum, and the minister’s wife, r e g u la r and P a in fu l M en stru a l ion» crows, chipmunks, cleared out by “ Bough on 0LD-FASHI0NED- In tianin intion and I T c e r a t lo n o f fine (ace. marry. nnd two deacons, and an old maid Rats.” 15c. the W oin b , F lo o d in g , P ilo ‘ *Io, I think not—I ’m quite sure He sat thinking of these things, are rehearsing, but we have not de ----------------* a-«----------------- A mystery to most people is what d u j a u d i n t ’ s id A PHUH U TERI, A c. * not,” added Leone Livingston, after liis head resting on his hand. As it eidod what to play yet. They all becomes of all tho finery of fashion John B. Gough— ''‘W h at do we think of sur m m t'#*Fl<,a«ant to the tost<\ effic acious and Immediate a S z r reptitious drinking?” W o think its a vial a second or two o f hesitation. chanced, ho was sitting on the very wunt to play a different play, and able ladies who spend $5,000 a year 0 °O H in ita otfeot. It is a great help in pregnancy, and ro- habit?” ___ ____ ^ ^ ^ _ He looked pleadingly at her. same spot where, two m oi^H ago, he am lixing it so they can all be satisfied. in dressing. I t is quite impossible to lioves pain during labor and at regular periods. “ But whv notT” had met Hortensia, whenwfco laurel The minister wants to play Hamlet, wear it out, because of the frequency rilYSICU.XS USE IT AND PRESCRIBE IT FREELY. “ Y ou claim too much for Samaritan N er • “ I don't love yon,” replied the six bnshea rustled softly at his side, and pa wants to play Kip Van Winkle, with which the styles succeed one vine," says a skeptic. Its patrons say just the f- y F o a a l l W eaknesses o f the generativo organs Tills Phosphatic combination, tho Wonder of J ftdcm Chemistry, is pronounced by tho most eminent o f either «ex, it id second to no remedy (hat hau ev. r teen-year-old damsel, with extreino Leone Livingston's molting blue eyes ma wants to play Mary Anderson, the another. Some unsophisticated folks opposite. members of the medical profession to be unequalled for its |>ower in replenishing and elaborating tho vitality boon before tho public j and fo r all dlafnefS of the o f the body; by its supplying all the essential constituents of the Blood, Brain and Nerve Substance; and for frankness. shone into lbs. old maid wants to play a hoarding are good enough to suppose that the II idnsys it ia the Createat Remedy ttt the World, developing all the Powers and Functions of the System to tho highest degree; by its being agreeable to the “ I had ’em all,” said a rubicund happy- “ Leone, you are cruel.” “ Oh, Edgar, I am so sorry - -so shoot play, and the choir singers fortunate birds of gay plumage bun faced gentleman. “ A ll what?” asked liis t 'i T ’K I D X E Y C O M P L A IN T S o f E ith er Sex palate and innocent in its action. While retaining its wonderful properties, it acts as a specific, surpassing all the known Thera cutio Agents of tho present age, for the speedy and |>crmanent t uro o f all derangements “ No, I am not; at least, I don’t sorry!” And she burst out crying. want an opera, and the minister’s dle up their cast off wearing apparel friend, “ W h y all tho symptoms of malaria, F in d til ren t R e l i e f in It s L e e . of the Nervous and Blood Systems, Nervous Prostration, General Debility, Mental a:ul Physical Depression, think I am, and I don’t mean, to be. “ Sorry, Leone! Nay, keep your wife wants to play Lady Macbeth and send it to the various' charitable viz: lame back, aching joints, sleeplessness, in Incapacity for Study or Business, Noises in the Hoad and Ears, Loss o f Energy and A •petite. Being a natur L Y D I A E. P I M n i vM’ S BLOOD P T R IT T E R Oh, Edgar, what made you full in kindly sympathy for those who need and my chum and me wunt to play institutions, or, mayhap, keep some digestion, dizzy fits, cold extremities, rush of will eradicate every vestige o f Humors from the al Restorative, its Energising Effects aro not followed by corresponding re-action, but are Permanent; and aro frequently shown from the first day of its administration by a remarkable incrcoso of Nervous Power, blood to the head, constant fatigue, no appe Blood, at tbe same time will give tone and strength to love with mo? We were having such it more,” lie answered, somewhat a double song and dance, and I am poor family respectably clad But tite, pains in the breast after eating, night thelyetem. A h marvellous in results as tbe Compound. w ith a feeling of Vigor, Strength and Comfort, to which the patient has long been unaccustomed. Tho N erv ous symptoms disappear as well tu» the Functional Derangement. Sleep becomes calm and refreshing. A t a nice time out here, playyig chain bitterly. “ Aui I not better off by going to give them all a show. We such generosity is peculiarly rare. sweats, alternate chills and fever, etc., etc., tryBotli tho Compound and Blood Purifier aro pre the same time the jiaticnt gains flesh, the features presenting a striking improvement. Tho face becomes pion croquet games, getting up tab fur than if she ha 1 married me? She had a rehearsal last night, and I am There are, however, in this city some but Brown’s Iron Bitters cured me and I re pared nt 233 and 233 Western Avenue, I.ynn, Mass. fuller, the lips red, the eyes brighter, the skin clear and healthy; the hair of the head and beard grow and ac o f either, $1. Six bottles for «3. Tho Compound quire strength; as also the nails, showing the importance of the action o f the medicino on the organs of nutri leanx and charades, and going on did no. love me, you see—nobody the only one able to be around to five or six families of deceased min commend it as boing the only perfect tonic Prlco is sent by mall In tho form o ' pills, or o f loeenges, on tion. It gives back to the human structure in a suitable form the Phosphoric or L ively A nim ating element made.” picnics; and now it’s all spoiled!” loves me!” of life which has been wasted, and exerts an important influence directly on tho Brain, Spinal Marrow, and receipt o f price, Cl P**- hox for either. Mrs. Pinkham day. You see they have all been isters who are kept very genteelly Nervous System, of a Nutritive, Tonic and Invigorating character; thereby checking all wasting of the Vital freol7 answers all letters o;’ inquiry. Enclose 3 ceut “ Leone,” said Edgar, passionately, “ That is not true, Edgar.” She studying ditierent plays, and they all dressed by as many wealthy ladies ‘ Look at our new lines of Signs of Fluid, and the more Exhausting Processes of Life, maintaining that Buoyant Energy o f the Brain and Mus stamp. Send fo r pamphlet. Llentio.i thle Paper. 'ine lot of dusters just re- Betting his teeth together, “ you are a came nearer to him, with burning wanted to talk at once. W e let the who have the kindness of heart which straw hats, cular System which renders the Mind Cheerful, Happy, Brilliant and Energetic; entirely overcoming thas tTLYD IA E. P intoam N T.fVBB PlLtS onr© Constlptv dull, inactive and sluggish disposition which many persons exjterienco in all their action. mere child. Yon haven’t an idea cheeks and glittering eyes. “ I love minister sail iu first. He had on a recludes the action of the right osived,” etc. Mon, Biliousness and Torpidity o f th • Liv. r. 23 cent*. T h i s M e d i c i n e p r e p a r e d i n P a r i » b y l > r . A m i l D u j a r d i n , and used for years in hkt what love means, apart from chocolate you, edgar!” 4 3 ~Sald by a ll D ru g g is ts .* *^ (3) pair of his wife’s black stockings, and eOMEBODY’8 CHILD. and from the knowledge of the left. private practice and in the Hospitals, can t>c procured of the Sole Im|K>rters and Agents : creams and new ball drosses ’’ he He looked up suddenly. N A K T IM l A C O ., Î O 4 # ea r> H t r e e t . M an F r a n c is c o . C a l. a mantle made of a linen buggy lap A Michigan avenue lady for the last Somebody’s child is dying—dying with the Price Ono Dollar ami F ifty Cents. Ask your Druggist for the Life Essence. added, bitterly. “ What made me “ Love, little one— love! You do blanket, and he wore a mason’s cheese three years has kept a struggling flush of hope on his young face, and somebody’s fall in love with yon? Because I not know the meaning of the word.” knife such ns these fellows with poke young artist of this city nicely mother thinking of the time when that dear Hostetter’s Stomach couldn’t help it! And now you refuse She drew back, trembling and sob bonnets and white feathers wear dressed in the clothes which she de face will be hidden where no ray of hop?) can Bitters, by increasing it— because there was no cure for con to give me so much us a heart-throb bing. when they get an invitation to a liberately stole from her own son. brighten vital power, and rend sumption. Reader, if the child be your neigh in return!” “ You give me my heart back then, funeral or an excursion. Well, you And another big hearted woman on bor’s, take this comforting word to the mother’s e r i n g the physical funct'ons regular and “ Anu I can’t help that!” naively Edgar? You do not care for me?” never saw Hamlet murdered tho way the same avenue has fostered two or heart before it is too late. Tell her that con active, keeps the sys retorted Leono. ‘ Don’t look so cross, she uttered. he did i t His exterpretation of the three young ladies and aided them in sumption is curable; that men are living to-day tem in good working whom the physicians pronounced incurable, Edgar; you frighten me.” “ God knows, darling, that yon are character was that Hamlet was a making the appearance which their order, and protects it localise one lung hail been almost destroyed by against disease. For “ Because I am in earnest, Leone. the only person in the world for dado that talked through his nose, vocation demanded. Her choicest the disease. J)r. Pierces “ Golden Medical const! nation, dyspep- Try to think of this as a woman whom I ever really cared!” siu, anti liver com and while he was repeating Hamlet’s satins and velvets have been seen Discovery” has cured hundreds; surpasses cod plaint, nervousness, should; try for once to lift yourself “ But-you won’t let aie oomfort you soliloquy, pa, who Dad come iu with more than onco on th» concert stage liver oil, hypophosphites, and other medicines kidney ann rheumatic in curing this disease. Sold by druggists. ailments, it is invalu out of the trivial world that surrounds now. Won’t you let me take her an olii hunting suit on, us Hip Van or in the choir loft. able, and it affords a you, and toll me from the very depths place?” sure defence against Winkle, went to sleep, and he didn't But unfortunately these stepping- A fact to be remembered: Tho sins of the malarial fevers, be of your heart if you do not think yon And, looking into Leone’s eyes, wake np t>ll Lady Macbeth came in, stones to future success are not to be stock broker are of commission— not omission. s id e s removing all trivcss of such disease can love me a little.” Edgar read the truth. iu tho sleep-walking scene. She found at every wealthy lady’s gate, from the system. For Dr. Richmond’s Samaritan Nervine cured Little Leone Livingston began to “ When I wooed you before, dar couldn’t find a knife, so I took sale by all druggists for the modern woman has not so mo “ of epilepsy.” Jacob Sutes, St. Joseph, Mo. and dealers generally cry. ling, you said no,” ne wbisfierod. slice of watermelon and sharpened it much money as to find more repug 4 A H IN K T W O O D S n n d Y E K K E R A , “ I don’t want to love you,” she “ But I have grown into a woman for her, and she made a mistake in nant. A second liand clothier inserts D r. W . B. Cummings, JS p X rta , T k n n ., says; Ship Timber, Locust Treenails, Dsok Plugs, oteb robbed. “ I don’t know why I should since then, and now say yes.” the one she was to stab, and she a notice in a Sunday paper that he “ I am strongly oonvinced of the efficacy of 129-147,Spear 81. and 28 28 Howard St., II UNFAILING get married. I ’m very happy as I So they were married, and I sup stabbed Hamlet in the Deck with a will pay large cash prices for cast-off Brown’s Iron Bitters and heartily recommend Positive, Efficient, Powerfnl. AN D I N F A L L IB L E San Francisco, and 158 State 9t., Boston, M.;««. am. Mamma says it is time enough pose I might add “ they lived happy slice of watermelon, and the core of garments in good repair. Madame them.” IN CURINO J o h n W ig m o r e . Boston. A. A. W iq m o rb , 8. F. for a girl to talk of matrimony when ever afterward,” for love is the key the melon fell on pa’s face, as he lay drops a postal card in the morning, CHARGED WITH “ M o t h e r S w a n ’ s W o r m S iru p , for fever she is twenty years old, and I am to al. happiness, and love folded his asleep as Rip, and when Lady Mac and the following day a good matured ishness, restlessness, worms, constipation, E p i l e p t i c Fit*, day at home. Samples worth ifl frsa 25c. The Harkness Improved Zapfle Compound $5 fo $20 per only sixteen.” Spaemsy Falling wings above their nuptial altar. Address S t in s o n At Co.,Portland,Malay, both said, “ Out damned spot,” pa Jewess calls in a buggy and buys tasteless. ----------------« - » « --------------- Sickness, Convul- “ There,” interrupted Edgar, bitter As for Hortensia, ,he was rich, woke up and felt the gob of water everything she can lay her eyes on. r v D avid Davis claims he was driven to it by A Veritable Fire Anuihilator. Blons, S t. Y i t u s D a n e e , Alcoholism 4AM FDM M A ly, “ that will do! I looked for an and that was all she cared for. melon on his face and ho thought he Hats, veilB, plumes, collars,discarded the newspapers. This is cowardly, David. V o lc an ic W a t e r ! Opium Eating, ocean of deep, solemn sweetness in D .f l. B R O W N * C O ., »O O C a l i f o r n i a At., had been murdered, and ma came in biwtles, limp corslots, soiled ribbons From a living spring. Positiva your heart; I find but a shallow pool, Sol# Agents for Pacific Coast. * »* “ The same measure will not suit all cir Scrofula, a n d a ll TOPKOODY. on a bop, skip and jump, as “ Par for neck and belt, shoes and slippers Cure, as thousands w ill assert, cumstances.” But K idney-W ort suits all cases reflecting back the shadow of tran for Rheumatism, Catarrh, Dys Nervous and Blood Diseases. tbenia,” and threw her arms around that have “ stretched too big,” stock of liver, bowels and kidney diseases and their pepsia, Kidney Disease, Scrofu When Mr. Topnoody came home to Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary Men, best F a m ily K n l l t l n g M a sient events, and that is all. Good- a deacon who was going to play the ings and gloves that are a sea ion la, and all Blood Diseases. commitauts, pdes, constipation, diabetes,ague, c h in e ever invented. W ill knit a pair o f stockings Merchantfl, Bankers, Ladies and all whose by, Leone; forget that I have made tea, ^Thursday evening, he found his gravedigger, and began to cull biin behind the fashion, peticoats that etc. Try it and you will say so too. Send for circular. Price at dspol with H E E L and T O E c o m p le t e In 20 minutes. It sedenta tv employment causes Nervous Pros will also kni%a great variety of fancy work for which *4 per dozen; 8 bottles, 91.26; wife in a new calico dress and look a fool of myself—if you can.” tration, Irregularities o f the blood, stomach, there is always a ready market. Bend for circular and pet names, and pa was mad, and tbe need binding, disabled parasols and singlo bottle, 50 cents. W rite terms to the T w o m h l y K n i t t i n g M a c h in e € 0 ., bowels n r Kidneys, or w h o require a nerve THE DIFFERENCE. And he strode away, biting his lips ing quite tidy. us if suffering from disease fo* 163 Tremont 8treet, Boston, Maes. tonic, appetizer or stimulant, Samaritan Nerv further information. “ Aha, my fair one,” he said gal choir singers they began to sing, ‘In fans, night dresses and underclothes and tearing at his long black mus tbe North Sea lived a whale,’ and that have become tiresome, steel ine is invaluable. W e often hear it said, “ Y o u oan sell any 4 'a llfo r n ln Y o l r a n l « W a f e r tache as he went. Leone looked after lantly, “ you look charming.” O P T h o u s a n d s H E A R T D I S E A S e T humbug article by well advertisiug it." This io m p fin y , then they quit acting. You’d a dido jewelry, buckles of jet. pearl and “ How?” said she, looking at him proclaim it the most Office—187 Howard Street, him with tears in hor blue eyes. , is partly true, but if the article has no merit R ROGER'S H E A R T T O N IC CURES H E AR T to see Hamlet The piece of water ivory, busts, portemonnaies, reticules, SAN FBANCISCO. wonderful Invlgor- Disease on tcientific principles. Although all the O the purchaser will not buy a second time, and “ I don't know what he moans,” closely. melon went down kis neck, and Lady and any kind or stylo of dresses that will probably prevent his friend from buying ant that eversustain- serious tissues of the body are acted upon by this most “You look charming, my dear.” valuable medicine, yet its most specific effect is upon the said this little, half-blossomed bnd ed a sinking system. informing him of its worthlessness. So the serous membrane lining the Heart and eovering its “ Been drinking again, have you?” Macbeth went off’ aud left it in the are whole, together with wraps, sliaws, by t S f " $1.50 per bottle. of womanhood to herself. “ I ’m sorry valves. Serous tissues are ramified by small capillaries, more it is sold the- sooner it will cesse to sell. wound under his collar, and ma had cloaks, sacks and outdoor garments. lheDR.8. A. RICHMOND ivhich, when diseased, allow exudations to ooze out and “ No, my dear, but you do make I )n the other hand an article of merit and I have offended him, bat I couldn’t become organized, thereby producing thickening and en ( ’leaning and Dying Establishment of San Frua* fine uppearauce this evening, nnd if to pull it out, and Hamlet said the The purchaser, who sees a regular worth, like Am m en’s Cough Syrup, when once MEDICAL CO . Sols Pro-1 largements, results which frequently follow inflamma cisco nave changed their name to P a l a o e I > y e help it.” seeds and the juice wrs running down prietors, St. Joseph. M e .' bonanza iu the pile, gives her from tion o f the peritoneum, pleura endocardium, pericar W o r k s , but no change in ownership. Tho u.o' 1 1 will be appreciated, and the buyer will she went back to the hotel for her there is one thing I admire more insid’o of his shirt, and he said he $10 to $100 for the lot and asks per not only continue to purchase it when again in U f - S o ld b y a l ________ causo of tne change is th»t. a party by the na-rr dium and other serous membranes. T H E H E A R T TO N IC produces absorption of the of Snow has gone into the same business. Al* F s r testim onials find circulars send stamn. hour of guitar practicing, feeling a than another it is a handsome, well wouldn't play if he was going to lie need of a reiyedy for colds and coughs, but exuded matter ami thus removes tho al,normal condition. communications hereafter are to be sent to th« KKDINU 10.N A CD., Afsnts, ha» Frsncisso. mission to come again, in six or T H E H E A R T T O N IC is not only efficacious in or p a l a c e I».v « W o r k » , ftaa Market s r«at will si>eak a good word for it, and thus, with- little bewildered, Bnd a liitlo regret dressed woman." ganic diseases of the Heart, but it is also a sovereign palace Hotoi, Ban Frsncisco. out advertising, it would liecome known and “ In a five-cont. calico, yoH. I sup stubbed with u slice of melon, so twelve months. ful, just as Bhe did when her pet remedy in functional diseases of that organ; feelings of whilo his wife was getting the melon And now for the disquisition of have a large sale. pressure and weight in the region of the Heart, difficult pose if you had paid $5 u yard lor greyhound ran away from her. seeds out of his neck, and drying the these gaudy roinments. breathing, palpitation, and the fear of impending danger Tho shoes which they occasion, are promptly removed by the use of Just at the entrance of the lunrol this, yon wouldn’ t be so compliment juice on his shirt, I sharpened a Rev. J. E . C. Barham. W ar b e n to n , N . C., are unusually flue custom made this compound. In evidence of the remarkable virtues walk, a wild, sylvan spot that over ary. That's men’s way.” says: “ I used Brown’s iron Bitters. It is ft of this invaluable medicine, we have testimonials from encumber for Lady Macbeth to use goods, costing from $9 to $13, and as citizens of the highest respectability who have used it • But, my love, a dress need not complete restorative And a thorough tonic and looked the blue gleam of a lake, with tho most satisfactory results. Price, $1 per Bot for a dagger, but Hamlet kicked on they are but slightly worn or ont of tle. Ask your Druggist for it. Q U IN N & CO., «o le Hortensia Howard mot Mr. Carelton cost much money to be becoming, encumbers tiK>, and l hail more trouble stylo, it is not. hard to sell them. The appetizer.” --- — ... ■■»»«------------ Proprietors, Sap Francisco, Cal., U. S. A., P. O. Box —a tall, Juno-like woman of thirty, and thut one lnakos you really pretty. tbun any stage manager ever had dresses are cleaned, slightly altered ‘ R ough on R ats .” Clears out rats, mice, 2459. Sent anywhere by Express on receipt o f prioe. De eo pened a t synag o g u e , m aso n str e et , pot, N. W. center Kearny and Pine streets. flies, roaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin, chip with soft, swimming, Oriental eyes, A friend to day down street was com Then pa wanted to rehearse the between Post and Geary, San Francisco, with iw and sold to the girls who frequent former faculty and course of instruction. Students owl and a face that was a dream of beauty plimenting yon on your good looks.” druuken sc *ne in Kip Van Winkle, these places fertile finery they find it munks. 15c. of school only a day on accoânt o f the fire, which lias SYM PTO M S OF A “ Is that so? Was he after you occasioned the tempory change o f location. in itself. She had come to Silverviow The Shnh of Persia believes iu a stable gov where he hugs Grechten and drinks impossible to get elsewhere. Kid Lake to get a rich husband. Hortensia for a subscription of some sort?” ernment. H e lias four hundred horses. out of a flask behind her buck, aud gloves nr« mended and cleaned, feath -----------^+4------------ “ No, my dear, it was n case of liked the ardent young Edgar, and Lo ss o f A p p e tite, B o w e ls costive, F a in in he got one of tho choir singers to act ora aud riblions are similarly treated m x æ . In tho cure of severe coughs, weak lungs, the H e a d , w jth a d u ll sensation in the i. By mail afte, uircnlaiji she did not like “ that insignificant spontaneous admiration.” pari, the S h o ulder as Grechten, nniL I guess ho would spitting of blood, aud tho early stagos of con- roo. J .8 . B u icu ü A A Co.. 8 b D®, 8t.. Jf/V- and, where it is not possible to clean “ And I received a compliment for blade, , fullne fulln ess after eati little mite of a Leone Livingston,” ing, w ith a disin- have lieen hugging her till this time, light dresses, shawls and trousers, eumjftion, Dr. Pierce's “ Golden Medical D is ____ r.linatlon ___ to __ exertion _________ _________ if Body „ o r m ind. and Hortensia, very snugly shielded you also.” covery” has astonished the medical faculty. Irrita b ility o f tem p er. L o w spirits, w ith ffC k lT S Ws win mail T bs d i » . “ No?” ho said with an inquiring and have swallowed tho flask if ma they are dyed black and sell like hot W h ile it cures thes werestcoughs, it strength a feelin g o f h avin g n e g le c te d som e dnty, behind the trees nnd bushes, had U t f f l O c i o o E k p o k k «v e ry lia.1 not* took him by the ear. and said cakes.—[Chicago Herald. W e a rin e ss, D izziness, F lu tte rin g a t the week, from Sept. 15, 1888 , to J.-.n. ens the system and purifiee the blood. By heard every word of the declaration smile and a smoothing ont of his a little of that wonld go a good wnys T ills E le c tr ic B e lt Cures th e fo llo w in g D is 1, 18 SI. to any pem tn wao sente H eart, D o ts be fore the eyes, Y e llo w Skin, druggists. eases w ith o u t M ed icin e ; US TWKN'fY-K 1 VK GENTS lu P t » « 3 face. H ea d a c h e g e n e ra lly o v e r the rig h t eve, of love, and its refusal. Pains in the Back, Hips, Head or Limbs, Nervous De age stamps or currency. renejr. T>U 'fu* R estlessness, w ith fitfu l dream s, h igh ly DIDN'T WANT BAPTISM. bility. Lumbago, General Debility, Rheumatism, Para “ Yea; a lady told mo she thought in an entertainment for the churoh. L edo eh is thff oldest st and “ Strike while the iron is hot!” said It la of no earthly use for a pickpocket to colored U rin e , a n d Pa Baid he didn't know a slt was any lysis Neuralgia, Sciatica, Diseases of th*Kidneys, Spinal reliaide story paper in and comperes favorably v ____ she to herself “ There’s many a you were such a good man, and when worse than her prancing up to a grave plead that ho did it in a fit of abstraction. Diseases, Torpid Liver, Gout, Asthma. Heart Disease, A colored sister of the Methodist CONSTIPATION 1 higher-priced weeklies. B and! Dyspepsia, Constipation, Eyrstpelas, Hernia, . . . . «Pe» . Indigestion _ heart caught in the rebound, and why she looki-d in your face she could see digger and hugging him till the fil faith who was looking on at tbe ini your subscription# early. Addn or Rupture, O vtarrh. Piles, . Epilepsy Ague. . ileps: Dumb ____ ... aspect! C h i c a g o j . e h g k r . in it ovideures of a kindly spirit, a rie Belt 1 eiti» This Scientific is tne J w Electric ù jfo*-*-B tno only one in America A i_____ not Edgar Oareltou’s»” “It is not necessary to enter into particulars mersion of a company of Baptist such c a s e s , o n e d o s e e ffo r t s such s c h a n g e C h icar'». H I. that sonde tho Elsctricitj ling came out or Ins teeth, and then rity ' ami Magnetism through tbe food heart, a generous i sture, a man 80 she glided forward with up f e e l i n g a s t o a s t o n is h t h e s u f f e r e r . body, curing the above diseases. Beware o f worthloss converts in an Alabama river the in reforrinn to the complicated organic and o f IBiey the minister decided that wo wouldn’t I n c r e a s e t h e A p p e t i t e , and cause the Electric and Magnetic Belts. Shields and ap turned eyes showing softly beneath y courage, a noble soul, and all the have any more hugging nt all in the other day, became so interested in functional difficulties to a hich tbe more deli- body to T a k e o n F le s h , thus the system Is so-called pliances that aro being foisted on the public as they pos cate classes of American women are subject; n o n r t a h e d . and b y th eir T n n l e A c t i o n on the other evidences of a model husband.” ts no power and cannot be charged by the patient, their long lashes. the spectacle as to venture close to hut we take pleasure in saying that Mrs. Lydia D ig - e s tiv e O m n i , R e g u ^ l a -------------- r S t o o ls are pro- I , vili * 1 .0 0 0 l i e w a r d for one of m r famous Electric ----- “ Ah, my dear.” and Mr. Topnoody's play, and tbe choir girls said they the water's edge. duced. > M u r r a y S t., I f. T . “ Mr. Carelton, yon are B a d , and Belts that cannot be re-charged and the electricity felt the* E. Pinkhains Great Remedy for all The officiating wouldn't play, and the old maid instantly by the patient Gall or send for Illustrated troubles has an unbounded popularity. y o n lo o k troubled,” s h e mnrmured, face was one broad expansion of self- clergyman, whether through malice ( atalogue free. • D K W. J. H O K N E , struck, mill the play came to a stand satisfied smile, “ that waa delightful inventor, Proprietor an4 Manufacturer, T02 Market St.. s y m p a t h e t ic a lly . or ignorance will probably never be still.” SAN FRANCISCO* “ Troubled 1” he echoed, moodily. to you. wasn’t it? And what did yom VITAL QUESTIONS. - -J A K E S T H E — Well, that lieats anything I ever known, seized and soused her into tho G i u t H a i b on W r m k r r s changed to a G l o s s y : .«!». i, Ml. umi .tit “ There's D o t much in the world but say ?” B l a c k by a «infrie application o f this D y e . IUm- * I rrr% f!»».. Bor* Und. M» heard tell of. It's a shame for people water liefore she had time to object. parts a natural color, acta Instantané____________ ' o 8 o ld "Ob, nothii g much.” Auk the moat eminent physician trouble 1 ” She came up too much out of breath by Druggists, or sent by express on receipt o f tl. O f any school, what is the liest thing in the O F F IC E . 3S M T R B A Y ST.. N E W « O R K . “ But, my dear, you should at least outside the profession to do play -act to speak, and under she went again. “ And you say that!” cried Horten- ing, and I won’t go to the entertain have thanked her.” world for quieting and allaying all irritation of sia. “ You! Now I, who am only a ment unless I get a pass,” said the After the second dip she emerged, the nerves and curing all forms of nervous “ Well, I did thank her.” woman, might utter it with reason.” grocery nmn. “ Did yon rehearse clawing the air wildly, and shouting; complaints, giving* natural, childliko refresh "Nothing else?” MANUFACTURERS OF Edgar looked into tier Cleopatra “Gi way from here! Don’t yon chuck “ Yes. I told her that appearances any more?” face. Strange that he never before Business Suita to Order from me under ag’in, you nigger!” But ing sleep always? 920 H Yea, the minister wanted to try were always deceitful, and that it And they will tell you unhesitatingly l ’ants “ •• “ knew how beautiful she was. - 6 M the ghost scene,” «aid the boy, “ and the clergyman Was inexorable nnd And W IR E of Every Description. Fine Dress Suits “ ** •* wasn’t a good thing to judge of a “ Some form of Hope!” • 40 N "W ill yon take my nrm down this FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF he wanted me to lie ghost. Wall, sent her to the bottom a third time. Agent# for New Jersey Wire Cloth Company, and f«>i CHAPTER I. the Buck Thom Bart *d Fence. steep lull,” said ho. “ and tell me what last year's corpse by the fragrant they have two Markses' and two When finally she hail escaped from C O N STIPATIO N . r ^ “ P r q m p t a tte n tio n , H on est D e a lin g a n d ]» Ask any or all of the most eminent physi flowers on his grave." < 14 D R U M M S T R E E T . S A N F R A N C I S C O you meant by those last words?” p e rfe c t F it G u aran teed o r N o S ale Topsies’ in Uncle Tom ’s Cabin, and his clutches and stood dripping upon cians: N o other disease la so prevalent in this conn- ' Topnoody ceased smiling. try as Constipation, and no rem edy has ever I Rule# for Self measurement, and Sample# o f Cloth a <lA Hortensia knew how to avail her "W h a t is the best and only remedy that can I thought two ghosts in Hamlet the shore, she shook her fist and freo to any address, on application equalled the celebrated K ID N E Y - W O R T as a , relied on Jjo cure all diseases of the kidneys self of the golden tide of opportunity. oure. W h atever theonuse, how ever obstinate i would about fill the bill for amateurs, screamed: “ Ob. I'll fix yon! I ’ll l$e ami urinary organs; such as Bright’s disease, the naee, this remedy w ill overoome It. Edgar Carelton was just in the mood AITEB THE STYLE OF THE FRENCH. so I got my chum to act as one ghoet bust, the head offon yon, you or’nary diabetes, retenti« n or inability t<* retain urine, D l l ETQ T H IS dietee—Ing oom plaint. 724 MARKET & 203 MONTGOMERY ST.' when a man wants relief from him W e broke them all np. I wanted to trash! sousin' nlo and nearly drown and all the diseases ami aliments peculiar to _ ,■ ■ f c t O « ja v e ry apt to be complicated 1 self The upshot of it was tM t he 8A N F R A N C IS C O C AL. “ So ypu love my daughter, eh?” w ith constipation. K id n ey-W ort strengthens ‘ have soitiething new in ghoets, so my in' me, when you know'd well enough w “ omen“ the weakened parts and q ’d o k ly cure* a ll kinds I Anil they will tell you oxplicity «m l emphatically invited her to go out rowing on the “ Y-yei, sir.” chain and me got two pair of ma's all de. time dut I'se a Methodist and Buchn." o f Piles even when phyalolaus and modiolnea . Manufacturer of lake after sunset. h a w before L l O m L Aak the a m « physician«: “ And yon have money to support long stockings, one pair red and one been christened by them dat's your This BELT or B rje o tiS l “ What la the most reliable ami surest cure for all liver tor •« mm!« iiH vaiy 'em fine Furniture, House, Bank and Office Fitting*. “ Don’t ask me if there is anyone her in good style?” or dyspepsia, constipation, indigestion, biliious- the cure oC d.-re nr- m a a * pair blue, and I put on a red and a betters, and knows mo’ ’bont 'ligion diseases „ R H E U M A T IS M .? :^ nesa. malaiial fever, ague, etc. /* ami ey will tell you: o f the generative o m a M prefer," sighed Hortensia. I nave $.iit,<XK) in bank, and an blue one, and my chum did the tame. den all de Baptists dat ever shouted, 4 *9 a n d 431 F O C R T H S t., S a n F r a n c is c o . ■ D K R n iL C U H *. u It b fo r A L L the painful Then* is ne ir-»sts!;*i a b o »* Mandrake' or Dandelion!" Hence, whrn these remedies are combined with other customed to pnt myself in n income of $6,0(10 jier year.” dheewofthe Kidneys, Liver an d B o w e ls. „ t í f DESIGNS FURNISHED f l Then we got some ruffled clothes lie you luis’able black scum! nnd me got equally ■J*! ■ It cleanses the system o f the acrid poixen that fl valuable T R I O IT Y r position.” “ Money in bank! Ati! I see yon longing to ma, with flounces and de rheumatiz enough to set me crazy! oau sa the dreadAal soSkrlng which on ly ? And compounded into Hop Ritters, such a * 7 # A W EEK. S ii «d a y at home easily made. C#«tly throng» tiw; . victims c f rheumatism can realize. (Conclude 1 in our next) i no one I would prefer to are no financier, you should have in things on, and pnt them on so they I ’ll see what the law can do for youl restore them to lisait W i »o u tfit free. Address T r p b A Co,, Augusta. Maine. _ THO USAND S OF O A S IS artion. Do no-„ confM o f the worst forms o f UUa terrible disease ha r. slowly; “ no one. at vested iu bonds and doubled yonr must go down to onr knees, and we I'll have yon ’rested this very day, dr this with Ete-trle m 8 . F. N. U. First Serie«. Nc. 6!f has» q u ick ly relieved, and In a short Ume advertised to cure all interest. For instance, I bare secur pnt sheets over us, that came clear to my name's r.ot Joanna John.on, yon from head to ? ^e. I t t i P IR F 1 0 T L Y C U R IO . th# ONE spr.-ifle ities mying ten per cent.” For circulars giving lull Information «drire. t W l t si ceases, atreagtheaa and g l onr feet, and .when Hamlet got to wholly headed herrin'! Yon hear NOBODY CAT DUTY. Electric licit Co., 103 Washington Kt., Chicago. in. LHk to a ll the important organs o f U The young man hurries off to get me?” Then Joanna went home to yearning for 'his father’s ghoet, I Leono Liv The natural action o f the K idnevs Is Consumer» can depend upon T H E N E W Th# L iv e r Is e’esnsod c f a ll disease, ; mallet his cash end buy I Kinds of his future came in out of the bath-room with change her clothes and the ceremony E N G L A N D B A K I N G P O W D E R a# being A ow sU m ave freely and health fully fatuer-in law. After ho lias departed proceeded. D R . J O R D A N ’S tho sheet over ins, and said I was exactly as represente«!. I t is Cream of Tarter 11 1 don’t r W It Aets at the same tfote on the K ID N E Y S. I , Lucy enter« tbe library and asks: and Bi-Carbonate of Soda of perfect Purity, tbe huckleberry he was looking for, r U V K R A N D B O W K Ift.A I a i l «.j ItSl ».«.:> rs. • ftcientificall combined; N O T H lS ’G E L S E . Ik u q i 11» «r ItRT. P r y b e sent b y mail, a “ Father, did •William aak your con sod my churn followed me out, and MUSEUM OF ANATOMY, E x p l a i m h o . —A sou Df l ring myself on 11 WTLIA Sim A r. rv-V: s if-!., rnr' ig to n .T t.tm J The price of the N E W E N G L A N D B A K said he was • twin ghost, also, and Ireland, from Gaddes," called on a oger,” said Mrs sent?” I S I M arital SiTM t. I N G P O W D E R justifies the use of the very He did, dear.” then Hamlet got on his ear and said leading surgeon of Syracuse, N. Y., best materials. Consumer* pay a fair price for Id me; Go a«<l learn how to avoifi Tfiseao# a as And yon said y e s f’ tho l>est ami get it. how wonderfully you are m.».«#. be wouldn't play with two ghosts, the day after the Fourth of July. It is self evidant that Baking Powders re ^Private Office— 211 (! f ¡u y strenfc “Oh, darling; he has no wealth to and be went off pouting, and then He had a big lump on the side o f bis IdZ'-JP give resented to be composed of the same mate ri j Consultation on L o . . Manhood you station. my chom and me pulled off the sheets jaw, which he requested the surgeon SEND FOR OUR H EW this as the N E W K N O T .A N D , anri which are »old and all 1 úsense* of Men. “ But be baa $90,000 " to dealers at lew than the ^ure materials them sud danced a clog dance. Well, when to examine. When arimi what had “Oh, no. I just raked that in for the rest of the troupe saw our make happened to him he said: selvee are worth, cannot be pure. with v 4 l U«B l E to merchants nurserymen TO I T CARDS. , TVs la*g3 demand for N E W E F G L A N D “Oi was out fur a bit of g r ricrea knowing lionds that won’ t tie worth ten cents up, it nearly killed them. Moot of ‘ A T H I G C ! 8 9 m F re< t o ^ _ B A K I N G P O W D E R , and consequent falling ARCHITECTS & CONTRACTORS. A n y o n e . —1 manufoeter* #n<: .»ep/f* on the dollar six months hence. I them had seen ballet dancers, but tion on the Foorth of July, an’ Oi eon«:Ar.tiy on hand «vary artlcta n«*d f>y r ™ off in the sales of adulterated and inferior pow tb# snort lug ftaSerelty to WIN «-ith l o i [GLADDING McBtAN & COJ ders. has developed a sittlefulnees on the port into love you too well to see yon marry a they never saw them with different got hit wid a shoe in tbe jaw.” gata»? of çh «»~ v fo? o?y »-juv-tis ' of some manufacturer« and dealers. Finding poor man and have to live in sixtb- colored socks. etrmtar. Sddre##, SKI. S U T »A », M6 M A R K E T ST The minister said ‘‘Got hit with a shoe I” exclaimed m and «7 N MSA ti Slrf#V Sew Tors Cuy. th a t th e qnality of the N E W K X O iJ k N D m i a * Pi 3P.F fi Vf etory room«.” —{W a ll Street Newe. Rheumatism, this benefit was rapidly tiecoining a tbe doctor in amazement, an he ex cannot be sucoe«»fuIiy attacked, new brands i C T ^ M w Câ’ U ‘farce,’ and before we had danced amined the jaw aud fourni that it was and dose imit^iona, represented t o be as good«H H I A lin G **••• Aeeood Sand ITftr** an p u t on th e m ark et. W ith th ese th e y en fractured. half a “The rest an au •vau M i l ruas m a d e a v o r t o tevn|A d ealers w ith lo w p ric e », and “ Yis, docthor. Oi got hit wid a ’ • bill I thu s iro p n *« on consumers, “ ye moi n< I, there waa a flee that th e name M W I M M W . I N . «, SURE CURE K i n s ? S Ä I t f Ä Ä ’t would surely g o to luw. » f é . ? queeii. »h e it* worth loving, hut I didn’t think Edgar would have for otten me t*o soon.” And then Leone t to cry— she did not quite know whv. O f course the contemplated nuptials of the wealthy Edgar and the beauty of tbe season made plenty of gossip and Bonsatiou. I t found its way into tW papwn, no one knew how— except, perhaps. Miss Hortensia. Edgar was indignant uuongh, but Hortensia only laughed. “ Never m ind, dear Edgar,” she S A N F R A N C IS C O N ew spaper P alm er & R e y , MORE TERRIBLE THAN WAR. U n ion , Prop’rs. THE BATTLE OF LIFE. L ife Fìssene * E iO S I Ä THE HARKNESS & iim s fc s : - NE Fire Extinguisher! Join Wipore.TuMBE0 »00 ÍK É iS« dHD Jo h n F. Sn o w & Co « tu tts Pacific Business College. PILLS R TORPID LIVER. il f JOE POHEIM, JH E TUTTS HAIR DYE. John A. Rolling's Sons Co.. KIDNEY W ORT T A IL O R Best Fitting Clothes In The State, Iron and Steel "Wire Key- VA/OODEN_____o "V M ANTEL O jes-i KID’ £ now SERM anre M é OÍ PIAMOS Ä E X Ä a ria r k .T i L # Ai !0$,f V "-, WIN í .