f
BANGS.
W h y H a l f U t H a a s « a r e F a le a —A F a i h -
m u u t k a i F o b b e d th e L a d le , o f th e ir
F rea k H a ir .
There were (at women and thin
women, ugly women and pretty
women, dowdy women and stylish
women, old ana young, all sorts and
conditions, shapes ana sixes, without
regard to race, color, or previous
condition of servitude, that passed in
two unending streams in and out the
open doorway o f a hair-cutting es
tablishment on Chestnnt street re
cently. Each component of the in
com ing mass o f femininity secured a
large white card that looked like a
.
" , . a _________ i ___ ___. . . i
“ prinked” in front of it gave most
o f her attention to the lank or curly
locks on her marble or otherwise
brow. Then each advanced to the
counter and didn’t have any change.
Change was made for each and each
departed.
THIS IS THX SHINOLID BANG.
“ Whence this tidal wave?” said a
Times reporter to Mr. Hopkins, the
manager.
“ ‘Tidal waves’ are out o f fashion.
This is the ‘shingled bang.’ From
the 27th day o f May to the 26th of
June this year we out 8,050 ‘Bhingled
bangs,’ ” continued the manager.
4 The movement struck us in May and
we worked in full force every day
through that month till the 27th on
the old system o f ‘next.’ So we in
troduced checks. Each lady, as she
enters, gets a numbered check, which
she takes up-stairs with her and waits
till her number is called. Some of
’em wait for hours. Frequently we
find a dozen standing in front o f the
shop when we open at 8 o’clock. We
have turned away fifty and sixty in a
day. Since June 26th the number
has risen from an average o f 100 a
day to at least 150. On many days
we cut 200, and 180 is a verv usual
number. We have nine dressers
working all the time.”
“ What is the shingled bangt”
asked the reporter.
A MAN’ S H A IR .
S I lfP L Y
“ The shingled bang is simply a
man's hair cut. W e begin at the
forehead, and raising the hair on our
fingers cut right straight back to the
art between the front and back
P
hi air, which is just at the ears. We
graduate the length as we cut back,
leaving it longest at the forehead.
The hair thus removed is from six to
twenty-four inches in length.”
•‘What makes it so fashionable?”
was asked.
“ Well, it’s cooler a good deal, for
one thing, and it saves an immense
amount o f trouble; just half the
work o f hair dressing. Ladies only
have to ‘do’ their back hair now, and
so they don’t Bwaller but half the
number of hairpins they used to, and
so have twice the number of boot and
glove button hooks. There are only
half the numlier of breakfasts and
dinners kept waiting and only half as
much masculine profanity ns there
used to be. The shingled bang has an
evangelizing influence.”
“ Then married women effect the
shingled bang?”
“ Of course they do, in great num
bers. Although the larger part of
our customers are ‘misses,’ we shingle
many a gray head. One woman who
was here yesterday must have been
55 years old, and frequently we cut
hair whose roots are over 40.”
G R A Y B A IR
VERY VALUABLE.
“ Isn’t that gray hair very valua
ble?” was asked.
“ Yes, by far the most so. So val
uable that its owners invariable
keep it after it’s cut. W e give it to
them as they leave.”
“ Are there any other fashionable
bangs’ ”
“ There is a very curious bang that
is very difficult to cut, and, like the
G recian bend and other queer fash
ions, probably originated accidentally.
It is called the ‘steps’ bang and
simply consists in cutting the hair in
ridges like a terrace across the head.
It is just the kind o f coiffure that is
arrived at by a woman who triss to
cut her own hair straight and doesn’t
succeed, because she doesn't know
the trick of raising the hair as sho
prooeeds. Somebody did it, I sup
pose, one day, and some one else who
saw her before she had time to go to
a hairdresser’s and get herself fixed
up thought it was a new fashion, and
b o it started.
We have many instan
ces of ladies who try to cut their own
bangs and then have to come to us.
Q> ueer cuts they are. Some have cut
their hair off the right side, and can't
th<
get any further: others have let the
scissors slip, and slashed out a front
like a Virginia rail fence.”
CUTTING BANGS
UKTIL TEN »'C LO CK AT
NIGHT.
“ I was cutting bangs till 10 o’clock
last night.” said Mrs. Buch. as she
stood behind the counter o f her es
tablishment on Ninth street, sur
rounded by what seemed to be an
array of scalps. “ The last customers
I had were two young ladies, one of
whom had curly hair. “ Why didn’ t
yon make my bangs like hers?” said
the other. “ Why don’t yon have
curly hair?” said I. Curly hair is
muon prettier in a bang. All these
which you see are false bangs. There
are just as many false bangs worn ns
real ones,” said Mrs. Buch confi
dentially. “ We can not begin to
Bupply the demand.”
"M ercy 1” gasped the reporter, “ are
the women getting bald?”
ARE ALL THX WOMEN OETTING BALD?
“ No,” was the answer, “ but they
don’t want to cut their hair. They
can’t be out of. the fashion, but they
know that the fashion will change.
Besides their husbands object to
their spoiling their hair, ns they call
it One lady whose hair I did cut
last night said that her husband had
threatened to pull the rest o f her hair
out if she had any cut off. Thr.t is a
Langtry bang,” said Mrs. Buch,
pointing to a row o f glossy clusters,
whose silky auburn was like enough
to Julia’s tresses to have proven an
unequal match for nine tenths o f the
hair-dresser’s customers. “ That and
the ‘shingled’ bang, the straight hair
here, are tho most fashionable. We
import all the hair. Yon can't got
hair in this oountry in any quantity.
People keep it themselves.
The
best quality is called French hair, no
matter where it comes from. It is
the trade name. The yellow hair is
mostly imported from Denmark. In
making a rang o f any kind o f false
hair each single spear has to be tied
by hand in bits o f netting. The
beet o f this netting is made in Paris
from white human hair. It costs 60
and, as you see. looks
hair exactly like the hu
The inferior quality is
silk and coats $6 a yard,
i la, it turns yellow. Here’s
tic artist, taking an iron-silk front
ont o f a book. “ See, that hair is like
«ilk and all that curl is natural.
That’s going to Atlantic City, but all
the sea fog in New Jersey won’t tin
curl it. That’s a $10 one. They rr
from $3.50 up.—( Philadelphia Times.
DRESS RXF0RM.
“ I want to call your attention to
our system o f d ' es reform,” com
menced an ancieLt dame with a very
wide mouth, as she entered the man
aging editor’s sanctum and threw hor
hat on the table.
“ Looks very pretty,” murmured
the managing editor, surveying the
Bloomer costume with a critical eye.
“ See how free and easy every thing
is,” continued the woman, brandish
ing her arms and skipping around.
“ D id you ever see anything to equal
that?'"
“ Don’ t think I ever did,” replied
the managing editor calmly. " I ’m
ed to say that I never saw
ng anywhere that bore any re
semblance to it.”
S
pre
ting all the limbs and _ n «
play to all the muscles, N.otic«
that?”
“ Don’ t really see anything else,”
clamored the admiring editor. “ That
element seems to be the mainstay of
the whole business.”
“ Now I want this paper to pick
shis scheme up and make it popular
among the ladies of the nation. Are
you prepared to go into that branch
of philanthropy?”
“ It’s a little out of tho line o f my
duties,” responded the managing ed
itor. “ I ’ll call in the religious edi
tor. He knows about such things.”
“ I see, I see,” muttered the re
ligious editor as he took the show in
at a glance. “ You keep those panta
loons up with suspenders. I reckon.”
“ That’s just it,” replied the de
lighted reformer. “ That is where
this costume approaches that of a
man, and therefore is perfectly com
fortable.”
“ Suppose you bust a suspender,
what do you propose to do about
that?” asked the religious editor
delicately.
“ Sew it up,” replied the woman
promptly.
“ But suppose you’re on a picnic
and there is no needle handy?”
“ I don ’t know, murmured the
woman meditatively.
“ Tell me frankly,” demanded the
religious editor sternly, “ do you
know how to fasten a suspender with
a stick?”
“ No I don’t,” retorted the woman.
“ Have you ever seen a woman who
does?”
“ I don't believe I ever have,”
turned the reformer.
“ I supposed so,” commented the
religious editior.
“ I thought so.
Now, another thing. D o yon know
how to tie a button on with a B t r i n g ? ’
“ I have never tried to,” B t a m m e r e d
the woman.
“I wouldn’t have believed you
if you had," continued the religious
editor. “ You begin to see where
your dress reform will come out in
case o f accident. But there is some
thing else. You have suspenders for
your pants and another pair for your
socks. Now suppose you were dress
ing in a hurry and those suspenders
got mixed, and you put the pair for
the socks on tho pants and the pants
pair on the Bocks. And suppose you
hoisted the socks up to the collar
bone and you found your panta were
beginning to slip—”
“ You’re a brute!” howled tha wom
an, as she made a break for tho door.
“ That was rather tough, wasn’t
it?" asked tho managing editor, re
garding the disappearing figure with
an emotion o f relief.
" I don't know,” replied tho re
ligious editor, looking longingly at
tho bottom drawer o f the manging
editor’s desk. “ Underneath all her
dress reform she was strapped up
like a mule in a blacksmith's shop,
and I knew it. I f she hadn’ t scat
tered on that last question, she
would on tho next, so it was only a
matter o f time. “ How do you like
that apple-jack I saw you tasting an
hour or so Hgo?” —[Brooklyn Eagle.
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N E E D MORE H U M B L E M EN .
While old John was acting as spe
cial justice o f the peace, a young ne
gro charged with bigamy, was ar
raigned before him.
‘i t do Beem ter me,” said John,
surveying tho prisoner, “ dat de
young men ob tor day ain’t got no
sense nohow. De worl’ is a elidin'
back all de time an’ de 'sperience ob
one man ain’t wuf a cent ter a nud
der man.”
“ Jedge, I ’se sorry dat I'se violated
de law,” the younp negro said, look
ing tip with tliat air of supplication
which the ropentant colored gentle
man can so artfully assume.
“ I ain’t er talkin' ’bout do law,” tho
judge replied. “ I was talkin’ 'bout
de little sense a man shows in marry
in’ twicet. It’s bad nuff ter marry
once, but from two times may de
Lawd save me. I ’se a married man,
as much ob a married man as de
common rub ob men, an’ its jes’ as
much ns I ken do ter git along, but
ef I was married ter two sich women
as my wife is, dar wouldn’ t be hu
man power nuff in die town to keep
me onten de riber. G o on home, sail,
an’ lib wid yer wives; suffer though
de season an' by de time de frost
conies an’ de leaves turns yaller,
yer’ll be de right sort ob man ter go
out an' preach de gospel ob hunul
ity. W e need moro humble men in
dis community.”
“ How delightful the country air is
this morning," remarked Miss Fit*
joy ns she stepped to the threshold
and looked toward the rising sun.
“ I should like to live here alwnys.
“ Well I guess Josh wouldn’t object,”
said Farmer Bobinson, with a sly
wink. And then Josh scud around
the corner of the house and began
yelling at the cows, and Miss Fitzjoy
started to take down her crimps so as
to look as pretty as possible by break
fast time.—(Hartford Post.
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A great deal of fun has been made
of the Milwaukee maiden's mouth,
but the Polish girl who stole #25 in
trade doll.rs and hid them under her
tongue, is entitled to the entire
bakery. If the trade dollar must go,
by all means give it to the fair Pole
and let her chew it
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Owing to a peculiar combination of
circumstances, together with ad
vanced years, an elderly spinister
discovered that the man she loved
wouldn't have her, she wrung her
parrot’s neck, poisoned her poodle,
and then bought a lot in the ceme
U*y.
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While a woman was shaving a cna-
mer into a Gloucester, Mass., barber
shop the lightning knocked the ra
zor ont of hand, so that it cut off a
e o f his ear. These female bar
are too magnetic
C
SPOOPENDYKE.
A S h ort C r u is e .--H o w S p o o p o m ly k e nud
W ife Set th e ir G ib amt P u sh e d O ff.--
A D e lig h tfu l Sail.
T H E L IM E K IL N
CLU B .
Every member of tho club seemed
to feel that something unusual was
about to occur. The president and
Giveadaui Jones were observed con
sulting a dream book in the most
careful manner.
Waydown Beebe
opened a new bottle of red ink with
much formality; Samuel Shin walked
around with his hands in his pockets
aud his left eye drawn down; • I’ rof.
Slugger Catosh willed his brow with
one hand nud patted Shindig Wat
kins on the back with the other; and
all in all. even Corduroy Taylor and
Elder Toots couldn’t help but realize
that tho usuul routiun of events was
to bo interrupted. At length tho
president nodded te the janitor to
sound the triangle, and when the
meeting had been declared ojiened,
he arose and read the following com
munication :
“ What was tho trouble between
you and another party, Mike, on the
avenue last evening?” inquired an
Austin citizen o f his Hibernian
joirter.
"W ell, yer see, sur, it was a bit of
a hesitation on his part.”
“ A bit o f a hesitation?"
“ Yis, sur. Yer see I gave him the
choice av mo two fists, an’ he seemed
to hesitate loike, an’ when I seen that
he' couldn't make up his moind, I jist
gave him tho two av ’em fur luck.”
I Texas Siftings.
Miss Wreckless to old Scruple, who
is looking ut a plaque o f her paint-
iojc—“ Now, that’s mamma; such a
bother as she was; we have no oven,
and had to have hor fired out of the
house.”
Aud Scruple, who is not
well versed in the technicalities of
China painting, goes o ff in doubt
whether it is worse to be untiliul or
to talk slang.—| Life.
BEST CLOTHING
FO R
M EN
AND
BOY8
C. C. HASTINGS & CO.,
“ My dear!” exclaimed Mr. Spoop
endyke, bouncing into his wife’s room
» Y V X t T F 1 1 A N O I B O O .
und interrupting that lady in the
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purely feminine enjoyment o f un
R e fe r e n c e s: E v e r y b o d y !
Human foresight, often leaves its
packing for the hummer. "M y dear,
proudest jiossessor only a choice of
there’s no use trying
to get
evils.
along iu the country without a sail
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boat, and I have bought a nice one.
T H E D A N G E R OF O V E R -E X E R T I O N .
_ and
" I ’ ’ll
l l sbi
come along
show you how it
The green apple, though coming in slow, is
gradually making itself felt.
works!”
A S U ls ra i t M an Become» W eaker th a n a C h ild
“ Ain’t that nice!” giggled Mrs
and then R o coveri his Form er S tre n g th .
The complicated diseases brought on by in
Spoopendyke, who stood in mortal
tense study, thought, care, anxiety, etc., are
I Waterloo, N. Y. Observer 1
terror of the water und was afraid of
often
o f the most serious nature, lle e d such
In these days of rowing giants anti athletic
anything shaped like a boat. “ Are
heroes fine physical development is more ob symptoms as loss of memory, universal lassi
tude,
heart disease, kidney complaints, liver
served than ever before since the time of the
you going to sail it on the pond?”
Athenian games. A man who shows the ele troubles, and a general breaking down of health
“ At first I thought I ’d suil it down
ments of physical power is looked up to far and strength, when thus afflicted, when the
cellar,” growled Mr. Spoopeubyke,
B o sto n , M ass ., 1883.
more than in the days of our ancestors, possi least exertion causes great fatigue, when life
“ bat the landlord was ufraid it
B r o t h e r G a r d i n e r : - Harvard C ol bly because there are fewer specimens of well- seems a burden, use the reliable strengthening
Brown’s Iron Bitters. It will afford you
might upset the milk; then I thought lege has refused to give Gov. Ben developed manhood than then. A n emissary tonic,
sure relief.
I ’d try the garret, but there’s too Butler a title. Can't your club do of this paper met a magnificent specimen of
a few days since iu the i>erson
“ M othek S wan ’ s \\ ohm S y u it ,” for fever
4 0 5 a n d 4 0 7 S a n s o m e S t ., San Franlsco, Cal
much wind up there; so I believe something for him in this direction?
McNames, o f Waterloo. His ishness, reatlessnet'S, worms, constipation,
I ’ll stick to the river. Hurry up now, Any honors that you may bestow will muscles, which showed unusual development, tasteless. 25c.
and I ’ll show yon the biggest boat iu bo heartily appreciated by him and were as hard as wood. A t his request the
writer sought to pinch him in the arms or legs,
“ R o u g h o n R a t s . ” Clears out rat*, mioo,
thirteen counties!”
bis
MANY FBIE N D S.
▲ N O T H » » 111 T U N T I T I v .*l V O
but found it wholly impossible. A realization flies, roaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin, chip
“ I f it is as big as that it must have
J o h n F . S n o w & C o ’s
"G em ’leu,” added tho old man as of what is meant by an iron man was fully munks. 15c.
[Frcm tliu
i., « t
Cleaning ami Dying Kutubliuhment of Han Fran-
cost u good deal,” murmured Mis.
made
manifest.
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he laid the discount aside, “ we will
I
cisco
lutvo changed their name to P a l a c e |>y e
*• Have you always been so stalwart as this?”
VITAL QUESTIONS.
Spoopeudyke, somewhat reassured consider de queshun us befo’ do house,
; W orkM
, .................•
but no chango
ownership. Tho
...
'-■■I*'-' in unuwoui|;i
X IIO
,
cause
or change in that ii party by the name of
by the size o f the boat. “ I am very an’ I should like a gineral spreshun asked the news gatherer.
Ask the mokt eminent physician
“ Not by any means,” was the reply. “ When
Snow has gone into the same buHinese. All com
glad you got a large boat, though, of of opinynn.”
a young man I was always strong and active
munications hereafter aro to be sent to tho
Of any school, what ii tho best thing in the
rn la ec* l i y e IV orkM . «;rj Market Btreet,
course, the expense—— ”
felt that I could accomplish anything. W orld for quieting and allaying all'irritation of
Sir Isaac Walpole had heurdagood and
Pulaoe Hotel, Ban Francisco.
This feeling so took possession of me on one oc
"W hat d’ye think I ’ve been buying?”
deal about Ben Butler. Three or casion that I attempted to lift a box which four the nerves and curing all forms of nervous
demanded Mr. Bjioopeudyke, with u
four years ago he considered him a men found it impossible to move. I succeeded complaints, giving natural, childlike refresh
R a l s t o n ’s P h a r m a c y
flushed face; “ got some kind of a tough case, but o f late there were in placing it on the wagon, but in two minutes ing sleep always ?
J. H. R A L S T O N ,
notion that I've investeiLuiy wealth strong reasons to hope for reform» from that time I was unconscious and remained
s . IV . i 'o r . l*oMt a m i P o w e l l N tr e c t a .
And they will toll you unhesitatingly
in a salt marsh, with telegraph poles tion, and he was in favor of encour so for hours, and when I recovered OOlIScioUS-
SAN FRANCISCO.
“ Some form of Hops !”
ness I vomited a large quantity of blood.
Keeps only First-class Drugs, Pure Chemicals,
for masts, haven't ye? Think I ’ve aging him with a title.
From that day I began to grow weak and sick
CHAI’ TXIl I.
Fine Perfumes and Toilet Articles. Also a com
been laying out money in a town
plete list of Thorp A Boyd Brothers’ Specific
Ask any or all of tho most eminent physi
Hon. John Mulchor didn't know ly. I believed that I had suffered some internal
Medicines, and all other Electric Preparations.
sight, don’t ye? Well, I haven’t and much about the man, lmt if a title injury and experienced a general debility, cians:
L
V * Proscriptions compounded Day or Night.
“ W hat is tho best and only remedy that can
I haven’t been buying a rural dis would improve the looks of his wood- which seemed similar to the effects produced by
1*1 i VISITING- U ARDS, Bristol "board, 30c.; pootsge
M y back was very weak. I had no be relied on to cure all diseases of the kidr.eys I le*»ra. Editor s .—
trict with a rudder to it. It’s a boat, cuts in tho illustrated papers, ho malaria.
stamps taken. T. W . LO C K W O O D , Alameda, Cal
The above Is a good likeness o f Mi*. Lydia E. Plnk-
appetite, and at times loathed food. M y lips and urinary organs; such ns Bright’s disease,
I tell ye —a sail boat— and it won’t should vote for a title.
bam, o f Lynn, M oms ., who above ail other human boings
were parched and cracked. M y head felt as diabetes, retention or inability to retain urine
AND N O T
X * B A if O F T .
though it were entirely open at the top and it and all the diseases and ailments peculiar to m ay be truthfully called the “ D ost Friend o f W oman,1*
come up here to make a formal cull;
Elders Smith, Wilson, Duvis and
101.1 ‘V æ . • ii otilarr
as some o f her correspondents love to rail her. She
—
so if you’re going to see it, you want Watson were each in favor of a title. pained me on the side intensely. In six weeks women”
.
.a
Do» S». N V
s
d
u
i
Is sealonsly devoted to her worl:, which is t hr outcome
"A n il they will tell you explicitly ami emphatically
time I had fallen away from 208 pounils to less
to go where it is. Couiinir?” and
e f a life-study, and Is obliged t > keep tlx lady
Judges Cadaver, Cahoots, Cramp than 170. 1 was in a most wretenod condition. Buchu.”
Ask the same physicians:
assistants, to help her answer tho large correspondence
NOBODY CAN DENY-
Mr. Spoopendyke pegged off with ton nud Jones wanted to know if Ben I was completely discouraged.”
“ What is the moat reliable ami surest cure for all liver
which daily pours In upon her, ea.*U bearing its special
dJssttSs or dyspepsia, ocmsttpatlon. Indigestion, billion«
“ What did the doctors say about you ?’’
his hut pulled down over his oars and Butler had ever founded n colored or
Consumers can depend upon T H E N E W
burden o f suiTorlng, or jo y at release from It. Her
ness, malarial fever, ague, it c .," ami they will tell you:
“ Alm ost everything. I consulted no less
E N G L A N D B A K I N G P O W D E R as being
the expression of a veteran tur on his phan Hsyluw or gono bail for a col
Mandrake! or Dandelion !"
Vegetable Com|*cund is a medicine for good and nn$
than six different physicians. They all treated
Hence, w hen these remedies w e combined with other«
exactly as represented. It is Cream of Tarter
eril purposes. I have pcreormLy investigated It and
visage.
valuable
ored man charged with stealing a me and none did me any good. A t that time equally
and
Bi-Carbonite of Soda of perfect purity,
am
satisfied
o
f
tb
)
truth
c
f
th
K
Aud compounded into Hop Bitters, such a
“ Yes, dear,” replied Mrs. Spoopeu mule ?
I was suffering intensely. I could not sit up
scientifically combined; NOTHING- E LSE .
( Concluded next week.)
Or. account o f Ms proven meriti?. It Is recommended
right, but was obliged to rest in a cramped, un
dyke, fluttering after him. "Bay,
Tho
prico of the N E W E N G L A N D B A K
and
proscribed
by
the
best
physiclaiu
in
the
country.
Almost every member had inquiries easy position. I was compelled to urinate ev
IN G PO W D E It justifies the use of the very
One says i “ It works like a charm and raves much
dear, I’ll stand on the shore and to make, or suggestions to offer, but ery
five minutes, and I passed over three
TH
E
GREAT
GERMAN
pain. It will cu» o entirely the worst form o f falling
best
materials.
Consumers pay a fair price for
you sail the thing.”
when the mattor was put to vote it quarts every day. I was not living, I was ex
the best and get it.
o f the uterus, Leneorrhaea, irregular and painful
REM EDY
“ You won’t do anything of the was decided to grant a title.
isting.
Menstruation, aU Ovarian Troubles, Indammatlon and
I t is self-evident that Baking Powders rep
“ One night (how well I remembei it) my
Ulceration, Floodings, all Displacements nndthecon-
kind,” retorted Mr. Spoopeudyke. I
resented to be composed of tile same materials
“ Den de queshun aroses what title
had put the children all in bed when the
eequent spinal weakness, and is especially adapted to
as the N E W E N G L A N D , and which are sold
bought that boat for your pleasure as to gin him?” said the president wife
feeling came over me that I should live but a
the Change o f Lifo.”
to dealers at less than the pure materials them
much as mine and you’re going to “ L L. D. may mean a Doctor of Divin very short time. M y wife and I talked mat
R elieves and cures
It permeates eve>ry portion o f the system, «nd trlves
selves are worth, cannot be pure.
sail in it. When I want you to ity, or a doctor who dean’ know a ters all over and I gave the minutest directions
new Ilfe and vIgor. I t removes faintness, flatulency,
The large demand for N E W E N G L A N D
RHEUMATISM, destroys aJi '’ raving fo r stimulants, and relieves weak
stand on the shore and watch any caso of measles from small-pox; be as to what she should do after I was gone. I
B A K IN G P O W D E R , and consequent falling
N e u r a lg ia ,
ness o f the stomAch. It cures Bloating, IIoadaehM,
not in a flighty condition by any means,
off in the sales of adulterated and inferior pow
thing, I ’ll hire a mun to drown him sides, it’s cheap. N. B., or O. K., or was
Nervous Prostration, General Debility, bleoplossuoss,
Sciatica, Lumbago,
for the doctor, on leaving town the day follow
ders, has developed a spitefulness on the part
Depression and Indigestion. That fueling o f Vrnrlng
self. Now look at that boat Isn’t P S., or N. G., am common titles dat ing. bade me good bye, saying he never ex
of some manufacturers and dealers. Finding
BACKACHE,
down, causing pain, weight and backache. !s always
she a daisy ? See how she sets on any man kin haul in wid a tisli line pected to see me again, for I was suffering with
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, permanently cured by its use. It will at all 1 lines, arid that the quality of the N E W E N G L A N D
liright’s disease of the kidneys in its last
cannot be succcsefully attacked, new brands
the water.”
under all circumstances, act In harmony with tho law
from almost any wharf. I f Gub’ner stages. W ithin the next few days more than
SORE THROAT,
and close imitations, represented to be as good,
“ What are all these clothes lines Butler has turned to dis club in an twenty friends came to bid me good by
that governs tho female pystom.
Q U IN S Y , S W E L L IN G S ,
are put on tho market. W ith these they en
It costa only $1. per bottlo or cix for $5., and Is sold by
hanging down from that stick for?” airnest uiamier, as I believe he has, Among the number was Dr. John E. Clark.
M P B A IN S ,
deavor to tempt dealers with low prices, and
druggists. Any advice required as to ttpedftl cases, and
He asked me what I had used in the way of
asked Mrs. Spoopendyke, surveying we must not disnppint him.
thus impose on consumers.
Soreness, Cuts, Bruises,
the names o f manj- who havo been restored to perfect
medicines. I told him. He then recommend
See that the name NEWTON BROS, fc CO*
the yacht critically.
F R O S T B IT E S ,
health
by
tho
use
o
f
tho
Vegetal
lo
Compound,
can
bo
W e mils’ gin him a title an’ a ed a remedy o f which I had heard much, but
is on every can.
obtained l y addressing Mrs. P . , with etum pfor reply,
XI I'It NS, SCALDS,
“ To play Copenhagen with,” roared legend combined. I shall now pur about which I was very sceptical. I f faith
at her home In I.ynn, Mass.
© G f c * » * * >*» your owu town. Terms aud «6 outfit
A nd a ll other bodily aches
Mr. Spoopendyke, who was not at all need to crown him wid D. S. O. A. L. were an element of power it certainly was lack
w O u fr -i' A
H H « u .K T T t ( !o „ Portland,Maine
F«-r Kidney Complaint e f e i :
n -x t M ’ * .n . pound Is
and pains.
anxious to be examined on the tech W. Y. G. T. S. I O.’ which stands fur; ing in my case.”
unsurpassed as abundant tcrttm- r V . ;• • • .
FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE.
“
And
so
you
did
not
try
it?”
“ Mrs. Plnkhanj'.'TJver 1*111%” i vs ci.c writer, “ are
nieal points of his new acquisition. ‘D oan’ Sot On A Limb When Yon
Saoldbyall Druggists and
“ On the contrary, I did try it and to my
th e best In th v c *1 f o r t o cm
c f C.
l.sUlon,
Deulors. Directions in 1 1
“ You take hold of those ropes, and 1 G o To Saw It OS'!” I not only bo surprise it seemed to go to just the spot. In
languages.
‘J ; [
B U tousnm and
Ilty r V
I■ t , r. Her Blood
slap your linnds, ami then wo kise. lieve the title will bo heartily ac deed, it was the most palatable thing 1 had
r l 1 se n d b'ds fair
Purir.erworF'. w. r.C • In I?»
The Charles A. Vogeler Co.
looqua] Ihn ° ' ;*i
See into it now? Does the art of ceptod an’ highly appreciated, but I taken into my mouth for months. I relished
(8uceesiori to A. VoQEL.BR * CO.)
All must r— .. .
I.nltlmore, Sid., U. S. A,
navigation begin to appeal to your shall draw on de G ub’ner fur S3 to it.”“ Anti did it cure you ?’’
art-îi I :i ?•« ■ •
- MAKES T H E -
understanding? Now, you get iu and pay fur de bar’l o ’ lemonade which
“ Do I look as if it did?”
Plot unit ■ . 1 r
II
os tetter ’8 Stomach
Bitters, by increasing
Iloatettersbtom
ach isittei
I ’ll make sail,,’ and Mr- Spoopendyke now stands in de ante room to honor
“ Yes, indeed. W hat was it ?”
Rt home. Samples worth Sò free
vital power, and <BK T O (fcon l'er
“ Warner’s Safe Cure.”
u ) j I U vDZU Address S t in s o n A Co.,Portland,Maine.
handed his wife into the cock pit dis occasliun. Wo will now tako a
r e n d e r i n g the
“ A proprietary medicino ?”
and began to tug away at tho lialli recess of seben rninits to pay our re
physical functions
“ Of courso. W hat of that? 1 suppose I
regular and active,
ards.
spocts to de aforesaid beverage, an’ once had as great a prejudice again-t advertised
keeps the system
6n T h e S t a t e .
“ Why didn’t you have a sail made as dar' am only one dipper I ’ll start medicines ns any one could have. W hen I was
in good working
studying medicine at Ann Arbor, Michigan, I
when the boat was built?” inquired fust.” — I Detroit Free Press.
C A B I N ITT W O O D S a n d V I . \ FLIC S,
order, and protects
used to vow with the rest of the class that we
Business Suits to Order from
$20 00
Mrs. Spoopendyke, by way of en
it against disease. Ship Timber, Loonst Treenails, Deck Plugs etc. Pants
would fight all such remedies at all tinies.
“
“
“
- 5 00
For constipation,
couraging her husband’s labors with
When a man comes down to the last hour, how
Fine Dress Suits “
“
“
• 40 00
129-147
Speai
St.
and
26*28
Howard
St.
d y s p e p s ia , and
FOR THE L 1 D IE 3 .
ever, and bids his wife and friends good bye,
pleasant conversation.
li v e r complaint, Ban F r a n o is c o . a n d 156 S la t e H t.. B o s to n M uss
such bigoted prejudices as these all vanish, I
a t t e n t i o n , H « m u t D e a lin g a n d n
“ Because tho man was sick,”
nervousness, kid
can assure you, and any remedy that can cure
J o h n W io m o r b . boston. A . A . W ig m o k r , 8. F
p e r fe c t F it (j u a ra n lc c d o r N o Bale
The Syracuse ladies are taking is gladly we’ oomed.”
snarled Mr. Spoopeudyke, glancing ut
ney aud rheumat
Rules
for
Self-measurement,
aud Samples of Cloth sent
a tin n
n V « and .Second-hand P ianos
ic ailments, it is m
the head of the mast to see what was chlorine baths. It not only bleaches
freo to any addreBS, on application
“ And how have you been since then?’’
r
U m lN
at h a lf price. P ia n os gti5 an d up. A n ti
invaluable, and it I i n i l U V sell P ia n o F actory. 24 A 26 E llis Ht ,S . F
“ A s well—or better, than before.”
wrong. “Come up here, will ye?” he tho hair, but the skin at the same
affords a sure de
“ Do you still exert your strength?”
grunted, ns he grabbed the halliards time.
fence against ma
724 MARKrT & 203 MONTGOMERY ST.
“ Certainly. But I do notorer-exert, as for
again. “ There, dod gast ye! I knew
larial fevers, be
Mrs. Langtry is really writing a merly. M y strength is increasing every day,
SAN F R A N C I S C O C AL .
sides removing «all Adjusts itself to a n y position, from sitting up to lying
I ’d fetch ye!” and he walked aft to book on America, and it is to be es and my health is number one. I know that
traces of such dis down, and supports the e n t ir e b o d y . The mout per
examine the trim of his mainsail. pecially critical as regards our mor my life was saved by W arner’s Safe ( 'lire, and ease from the ____
fect thing e v e r devised for ease and comfort. Adapted
system. Eor sale by all drug to the house, lawn, camp, etc. Delivered f r e e to any
I believe it is the best medicine that was ever
“ How does that set?”
railroad express office on the Coast on receipt of prico—
als.
compounded by any chemist or physician. I gists and dealers generally.
J85 Circulars on application.
“ It seems to be a little full iu the
P H E L A N ’S B U IL D IN G ,
Gen. Sheridan's mother, 83 years am willing the doctors should sneer at me for
L iberal D iscount to the Trade.
back breadth,commented MrH. Spoop
I t o o i l l * 4), V, H. |>, 14), 1 1 .
such a statement, if they choose, but I have
of age, still lives iu the same house proven its truth, and am prepared to stand by
O . J . L I M 'O L M , Hole Manufacturer,
endyke, holding on to the coaming
A SPECIFIC FOR
Hanta Cruz, California.
Gas Specialists.
Positively extract teeth without
pain.
Over 10,000 references.
Kstablished iu 1863.
with both hands " I f you cut a gore in Perry, Somerset County, O. in it.”The above experience should be of great
E p ile p s y ,
Also perform all operations in dentistry.
H
E
A
R
T
D
I
S
E
A
S
E
!
near that top stick it would be which sho was born.
Spasms,
Convuk
value to all who are suffering. It shows the
DK . t 'll A K I.U n W . DK CK K K .
R R O G E R S H E A R T T O N IC C U R E S H E A R T
sions, F a l l i n g
straightor.”
Buskin says no couplo should deceptive nature of this terrible malady: that
Disease on tcientllic principles. Although all the
Sickness, St.VitUE
“ I suppose so,” muttered Mr marry nutil they have courted seven all symptoms are common to it and that there
serious tissues of the body are acted upon by this most
is but one way by which it can be absolutely
valuable medicine, yet its most specific effect is upon the
St -dabocker’s Tailora’ Square
Dance, Alcohol serous
Spoopendyke, giving another haul at years. This would lead one to think avoided.
membrane lining the Heart aud covering its
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ism, Opium Eat- valves. Serous tissue« are ramified by small capillaries,
his peak halliards. “ If I put a bustle that Buskin runs a soda fountain.
which, when diseased, allow exudations to ooze out and
Kind words and bald heads never dye.
lug,
on it, I imagine it would take the
become organi/.ed, thereby producing thickening and 811-
uunvi-uz I 11/
Did you ever notice how suddenly
Scrofula, Kings largements, remits which frequently follow iulbunina
wrinkles out. Now, I ’ll get up that
tion of the peritoneum, pleura endocardium, pericar
CLEVELAND, OHIO.
a
timid
woman
who
is
humming
an
Evil, Ugly Blood dium and other serous membranes.
jib, and mind dun’t you touch any
• m J uu ’ i . S o ! ? . « ?
T H E H E A R T T O N IC produces absorption of the
NE R V E
operatic air will switch off on to a
The Da Hi/ Amcijjcr says: “ Chief Superin
Diseases, Dyspep exuded matter and thus removes the abnormal condition.
thing.”
A Perfect system a t Dress Cutting.
Sfi&plo, Sxa»x
of Police, J. W . Schmitt, of this city,
T H E H E A R T T O N IC is not only efficacious in or and adapted to every description or G a m e ta. Pat
via, Nervousness,
Mr. Spoopendyke set bin jib and religions hymn when a storm comes tendent
ganic diseases of the Heart, but it is also a sovereign
who has been in the Rerv;ce a quarter of a cen
cut to fit without alteration.
R er«:ved Du-
Sick Headache, remedy in functional diseases of that organ; feelings of terns
loma at Mechanics' Fair, 1882.
Office 224Btoekton fit
pushed off. As his sail filled (he np and she Lears the first clap of tury, endorses St. Jacobs Oil as apain-ban-
w i l anti weight in the region of the Heart, difficult San Francisco. H T U D A B E C K E R * LOTTDOX. ** oe
R h e u m a tis m , m
isher. It cured him of rheumatism.'
boat heeled over, to (lie manifest thunder ?
breathing, palpitation, and the fear of impending danger
Nervous Weakness, Brain Worry, Blood Sores, which they occasion, are promptly removed by the use of Send for circular.
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The Duke of Edinburg changed
consternation of Mrs. Spoopeudyke.
Biliousness, C^tiveness, Nervous Prostration, this compound. In evidence of the remarkablo virtues
A thunder storm is a high-toned
of this invaluable medicine, we have testimonials from
LJ3
“ What makes tho thing tip so?” she his uniform five times on the way
Kidney Troubles and Irregularities. $1.50.
citizens of the highest respectability who have used it
H n m p lo T e s t i m o n i a l s .
asked, scrambling up to windward, from England to Moscow. The Duke affair. --------------- -------------------- ---
with tho most satisfactory results. Price, $1 per Bot
“ Samaritan Nervine is doing wonders.”
Ask your Druggist for it.
O U I N N & C O ., Sole
Dr. ,J. O. McLemoin, Alexander City, Ala tle.
and grasping Mr. Spoopendyko by thinks he has shown tho foreigners
Proprietors, San Francisco, Cal., U . 8 . A ., P. O. Box
For weak lungs, spitting o f blood, weak
“ I feel it my duty to recommend it.”
what England might, do iu the event stomach, night-sweats, and the early stages of
2459. Sent anywhere by Express on receipt of price. De
M ANUFACTURED OF
the collar.
l)r. D, F. Langhlin, Clyde, Kansas pot, N. W . center Kearny and Pine streets.
“ It cured where physicians failed.”
consumption, “ Golden M edical D iscovery” is
“ Let down tho center board!” of war.
Rev. J. A. Edie, Beaver, Pa
y druggists.
I \ F . € . S A M » K It.
yelled Mr. Spoopendyke, suddenly re
Holding two bundles, also a fan specific. B ----------------
AiTCorrespondence freely answ ered.“® »
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And W IRE of Every Description.
Sold by all Druggists.
(27)
memberiug the instructions be had aud a parasol, while huuting for a
New Jersey W ire d o t h Company, and for
Tho bandoline girl is apt to appear stuck
Attorney
and Counselor at Law, Agents for the
S. A. RICIT1I0HDIED. C8., ST. JOSEPH, 10
Buck-Thorn Barbed Fence.
received when he bought the boat. nickel, in a pocket book that must be up.
For testimonials and circulars send stomp.
14 D R U M M 8 T R E K T . S A N F R A N C IS C O .
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“ Let go that center board quick!”
in tho bottom o f a bug, will keep a
2Q7 SANSOME ST.. SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
E5F Dresses, cloak«, coats, stockings and all
“ I haven't got it?" squealed Mrs. woman busy for some minutes in a garments
can bo colored successfully with the
Spoopendyke. " I haven’ t seen itl street car.
Diamond Dyes. Fashionable colors. Only 10c.
Practices in all Stat# and Federal Courts. Col lo
W e must have left it ashore! Oh,
A Brooklyn Heights girl, dis
tions. Probate and Real Estate matters given special
attention.____________________________
F lies , roaches, ants, bed-bugs, rat«, mice,
my!” The last exclamation was ad guised as a maid servant, w ashed the
HAS BEEN P R O V E D
dressed to a half hundred weight of sidewalk of her father’s residence crows, chipmunks, cleared out by “ Rough on
A P E M T C M /A IJT C n E V E R Y W H E R E to sell the
n . m o z m m a ,
Rats.” 15c.
T h e SU R E ST CURE fo r
A U t n i o W A N IC U best F a m i l y E i n l t l l n g M a
water slopping over the lee coaming. with the hose for the sake of getting
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Manufacturer of
ch in e ever invented. W ill knit a pair of stockings
KIDNEY
D
ISEA
SES.
with H K E 1 . and T O E c o m p l e t e In 20 minutes. It
“ Haul on the jib sheet!” roared Mr. n chance to turn the water on a dude
Mr. Sain’l II. Pouder, Sheriff of W ashing
Pin. Fainitar., Douse, Bank and OSc. RlLngs.
will also knit a great variety of fancy work for which
ton
C
ounty
,
T
bnn
.,
says:
Brown’s
Iron
Bit
Does
a
lam
e
back
or
a
disordered
urine
lndl.
Spoopendyke, who found he was g o who insisted on making love to her.
there is always a ready market. Rend for circular and
ters entirely cured me o f dyspepsia of three
ca‘o th at y o u aro a victim ? T H E N D O N O T
4?!> and 4.11 KOI K i ll » ( .. Min F n n h M .
terms to the T w o m h l y K n i t t i n g M a c h i n e t o . ,
ing ashore on the other bank o f the
H 3 S I T A T B i uso K I D N E Y -W O R T at once,
163 Tremont 8treet. Boston. Mass.
years standing.”
__________t r DKaiONW rURNISHKD
__________
A
“
sasiety”
gusher,
in
telling
(druggists
recommend
it)
and
i
t
w
lU
speedily
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river. “ Pull her in quick as ye can!
overcom e the disease and restore healthy action.
A stare-way - The theater corridor after a
Let go of that!” he continued, ns he where she wns going for the Summer,
It is n S U r lt C U R E fo r a ll
. T E A I P g sg p
saw his wife clutching convulsively said: “ I'm going to New Port, and matinee.
DISEASES of the LIVER.
at the peak ha'liHrd cleat
“ Let go I ’ m going to take my maid, my
Mr. Oliver Myers, of Ironton, 0 ,,s a y s : “ «Sa
I t has specific action on this m ost im portant
or?an, enabling it to throw o ff to rp id ity and in
the measly thing, will ye, and haul nm sc, my two eogs, my children, and maritan Nen'inc cured me o f general debility.”
W hen ordering Tea, be sure to have one of
action, stim ulating th e health y secretion o f the
—and, oil yes, my husband.”
the jib sheet!”
the above justly celebrated marks, which have
B ile, and b y keeping the bow els in free oondi-
The danger of a boom is that it may become
tion,
effecting
its
regular
disohargo.
held
own for superiority of flavor for
“ Is this it?” gasped Mrs. Spoopen
_
______
T ru m a n , Ishnm & Co. nearly their
Boston girls in two dollar jerseys, a boomerang.
30 years. In fact, all the T mm iji-
I
I f y o u aro sn 3>ring from
dyke, casting the throat halliard scarlet skirts, and rough and ready
ported
b
y
the
firm o f M A C O N D R A Y k CO.
l e l t f l U V I d s m alaria, have tho ch ills,
Or. Pierce’s “ Favorite Prescription” j>er-
loose, “ or this?” ami she let g o the I straw lints 60 cents, iintrimmcd — fectlv
a r 3 bilious, dysp ep tic, or constipated, K ld n ey -
excel in quality, flavor and purity, besides
and permanently cures those diseases
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' - q u 'c
ure.
W o r t . w ill
surely relievo
and
ic k k ly
ly c cure.
which you are sure of full weight, their aim
peak halliard, dropping the liooui on Bre already playing tennis on the Isle peculiar to females. It is tonic and nervine,
' In tho Spring, to cleanse the System
System , every
being to retain their trade and good name.
[ ono should take a thorough course o f It
Mr. Spoopendyke’s head and burying of Shools beach, and having an effectually allaying and curing those sickening
sensations
that
effect
the
stomach
and
heart
H .F.N .n.,
rat S e r ie s .^ o . 59.
him under the mainsail. “ Perhaps “ abundance of wholesome recreation,”
B i» r il0 a
F or com plaints peculiar to
through reflex action.
The back-ache and
L w U l v O i you r sex, such as pain and
O T f l A W E E K . f l 2 a day at home easily made. L'osliy
this is what he means,” she soldo a la Emerson.
weakness»»«, K I D N E Y -W O R T 1« unsurpassed,
“ dragging-down” sensations all disappear un
w I Z ' uitflt fr«-e Address T a r s k <’o.. Augusta, Maine
as it w ill Act p ro m p tly and safely.
qnized, ns she hit on the jib halliard,
Hither D-x. Inccr.,iuenoo, retention o f nrlne,
"W oman’ s rights!” exclaimed a der the strengthening effects of this great re
and let it go by the run. “ Now we j Philadelphia man when the subject storative, B y druggists.
brick d-n t or rop y deposits, and d u ll dragging
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pains, a'.lnpcodily y ie ld to its curative pow er, t
are sailing lietter, dear. If it hadn’t was broached, “ what more rights do
r * - I t A c ’ s at tho same tim e on the K ID N E Y S ,
M M . T h « N E W C A L E N D A R o f t h « MM-
donkey never suffers from softening of
td V K A A N D B O W F I S . j f l F o r Constipation,
been for me we would have tipped they want? My wife bosses me. ray the The
N E W ENGLAND
baavin’.
Piles, or rh eum atism it is a perm anent cure.
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over I”
CONSERVATORY of MUSIC
HOLD MY P W U O O I 1 T « . P r i e s t I . (M)
daughter bosses us both, and the ser
Beautiful’ y Illustrated.54 pages. S E ! Y T F R E E U
•Druggist#
say
that
L
ydia
E.
Tinkhams
“ That’s it!” yelled Mr. Spoopen vent girl bosses the whole family. Vegetable Compound is the beat remedy for
yourself and musical M ends. Bend names and address«»
to
E. T O U IU EE, Frankl’n
. Boston. Mass.
dyke, struggling cut from under the | It's time the men were allowed some female complaint« they ever heard of.
T V T.nrgea an d bett a pp M n tn t iliw ic L ite r a r y and
Art School, and IIO.ME/ur young Irulies, in the toorkt.
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canvas,
“ That's navigation! Yon rights.” —[Phi la. News.
struck it from the shoulder first clip! (
If (lebhardt had shame the lilly would have
Old maid; Oh, yes; there is plenty no Freddy.
All you want now is a quid o f tobacco
SEWER.WAT^R AND C H IM N EY PIPE
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and a hitch to your breeches to bo a o f hope for yon yet. Naomi, the
^
r?RE BRKJK.T- l E AND CLAY
,.
“ It quiets the patient, and ultimately cures
Ounard steamer!
G ot through? daughter of Enoch, did not marry him.” A late ecommm on ¿Samaritan Nervine.
9 8 ? * T ill v « s t s k
T,r t l g w f r p a t 's etc .
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Anything else you want to do to this until she w as 580 years old. Like a
BLADDING. McBEAN&CO
There is nothing better for Poison Oak
measly boatl I f you had a compass sensible girl, sho waited until she bad
Cuts, Burns and Sores than M oth eh C a k ts
y - 13 J 0 T Q 131 MARKET,S t S .F ;'
in your ear and a deck load o f idiots, arrived at the age o f discretion.
S alve . Price 25 cts. T ry it.
p l a g c b ’ c o x /U- v ^ ’
you’d only need a t'ustom House Iu
~ FQf? IUU?TRAT§ 0 GATALOGt^i?
specter and a Hell Gate pilot to lie a
The temperature in San Francisco
S Y M P T O M 8 OP A
The telephone ha« a great many connection*,
miating lunatic asylum!” and Mr. on June 5th was the highest recorded but no bliHHl relations.
This BELT o r Regenera-
Spoopendyke hailed a passing row by the local sigual office since its es
tor 's made expressly for
IIfin d H s p P ron a
9 * 3 .
the cure o f derangements
Loss o f A p petite, B o w e ls costive. P a in In
boat and was towed ashore ignoraiui tnblishment, and was only exceeded
the
ead
w ith ¡t
a c.u
dull
sensation in
in l the
— H
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»ci, , vriv:i
ii seosMbAon
uo
OUB GRANDMOTHERS
M ilh n r n H o l l o w I r o n A x l o W a g o n « .
ously.
beck pert, Pa:n i n d e r the S hould er
once since the American occupation Taught their daughter* that “ a stitch in time blade.
Hill ness «vfter ea n n g , w ith a disin
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“ I don’ t care," muttered Mrs. o f California, viz.. Sept. 11, 1852. saves nine.’’ A pill in time saves not only nine, clination to e x e r t i o n o f b o d y or m ind. We will replace every broken axle, no matter what the
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permeating
through the parts mu«*
might weigh or what the circumstances under which
Spoopendyke, as she scrambled np when the mercury reached 1*8 de but oftentimes an incalculable amount of suffer Irrita bility o f tem p er. L o w spirits, w ith l-.ad
rectoro them to healthy
it
broke
a feelin g o f having n e g le cte d som e d uty.
ing as well. A n occasional Joee o f I>r. Pierce s
action. Do not eonfonnd
A b b o t t '* O l r b r o t e d R n g g l « « .
the dock and followed her lord to t h e | grees.
W eariness, Dizrtne«*, F lu tterin g at the
this with Electric Belt«
Pallets, (LitMe Sugar-coated Pills), to cleanse
advertised to enre sil II!»
W e keep all kind o f Vehicles,
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hotel.
“ I don't care.
I may not j
the stomach and bowels, not only prevents dis
from head to t~e. It M tar
Farmer* Four-spring Wagons, f 155 to 5200
the ONE »pecifie pnrposn,
know as much about a boat as he j “ How much did you pay for your eases but often breaks up sudden attacks.when
Lyman Rtsel Barbed Fence W ire
For
Hrmlofs
girine
full
information, address Chr
Ran Le ndro <»enf Plow«,
o o io r a d U r in e , a n d
Electric Belt Co., IDS Wash ington St., Chicago in.
asked Mrs. Smith. taken in time. By druggist*.
does, 'but if it hadn’t been for me, ! new dress?”
Harrows. Reed Sower». Ft«
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W e will save you m onej
Write to us tar sny kind
be would have been drowned, like •*&ight cents an hour; they asked 10
CONSTIPATION.
of Bailing Presses
D R. JORD AN 'S
Fred Smith, who wns serving a terra in
the dogs in A ugust Another time cents.” "W hy.” said Mrs Smith, “ it's
T T T T S PILLS are esp ecially ad ap ted to
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such cases, on e d o se effects in ch a change
we go sailing we'll bring the boat to just like mine, isn't it?" But I did S onom a C onnty Jail, ha# been pardoned.
ROD a n d 511 M a r k e t S tr e e t. Bon F r a n c is c o , O oL
MUSEUM OF ANATOMY,
o f fe e lin g ns to a stonish th e sufferer.
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’llioy asked me
o u t room, ami wrap
t h e jib sheet lietter than TOO.
They ■■ eeea ee t h e A p p e tite .a n d cause tbs
body to T a k e o n t ies!», thus the system is
7 S I M ftrk.l S tro.t.
In choosing alliea, h»ok to their power
around ns, nnless it is t o o h o t , and in j 18 cents, and I got it for 12 cent-. I
^ kesL and !.y ih. i T o o l e Artless on the
ss well as to their will to aid you.’* In choos
CJo and learn how t o avoid Dine— s
Jve O rtn n «. R r c n l n r M o o t* are rr>-
that case, we'll sell t h e boat and buy |
Price ¿Teems. & » a r r a y H , X . T .
and how wonderfully you are mode.
ing a remedy for bowel, liver and kidney dis-
fans."
Privnt® O ffic«- 211 Geary street.
eaess, try Kidney-W ort, and you will never
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And Mrs. Spoopendyke toiled up A French lion tamer quarreled with r^ re tit. If yon are n h je ct to ague you must T i l ■ | ) I J 9 9 J| I D | i l f C
Consultation on Loet Manbeed
and all diseases of men.
the stepe o f the porch to tell the la his wife, a powerful virago, and was M «ure to keep vour liver, bowels and kidney* I I I I | « 1 J 6 M i l l I I ■
in'good free condition. W hen so, yon will be
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dies what a delightful sail she 1 ad chased by her all round his tent On safe from all attacks.
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enjoyed, and how much Mr. Spoop being sorely pressed, be took refuge
parts a natural color, acts Instantaneously HoM
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PwOTrlprift* Fres for the »peed' i n o f Herron, On.
. * e n . - * W 'e n hand eeary artici» used byi
by Druggists, c r sent by e x p m s on receipt o f •).
endyke knew about managing hie in the cage among the lions. “ Oh.
Mtlty,
Lsst Manhood and »11 dLsev*#r» brrmghl « f f
f the rpertiM (VaanrnHyta ITíN with lo ’
Dr. A . T . Henak, G a n n run, I owa , sav*:
, aa i r r it it a t u t , v r w t o r i l
games ef ehanr*- Send far my frammetti
she ” One# using Brown's Iron Bitters proves its o r P a t . c H i IT
new ship.- [Drake’s Traveler's Mag yon coutemptible coward!”
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