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.. . m r~WI hkw ** BAUGEEINO WITNESSES. look at me with such lowering, angry eyest" The Court and jury, as well aa the But angry ns I was, that dark, grieved face spoiled my pleasure; so spectators, generally enjoy the scene when a lawyer, in an attempt to Edmond took me homo, and on the badger or browbeat a witness, comes And the clouds that crown the m ount sin way I heard something so vastly off second l>est in the encounter. A With purple and «old delight pleasant that in spite of the gloomy correspondent recalls an amusing in Turn to cold gray mist and vapor face left behind I was so happy that Ere ever we reach the height. cident of this sort, w.hick happened a 1 slept not that night. few years ago in an Albany Court The mountains wear Brawns o f glory . The next day the Baron sent mo a room. Only when seen from afar. letter and a ring. I felt then that I And the sails lose all their whiteness The plaintiff, who was a lady, was was what Rudolph had called me, “ a Inside of the harbor-bar. called ou to testify. She got on very wicked little cat, and I wishad I had well, and made a favorable impression ately and fair is the vessel never shaken my curls at the baron. That comes out near our beach; on the jury under the guidance of her His letter said: Stately and grand the m ountain, counsel, Hon. Lyman Tremaine, Whose heights we may never roach. “ N ettie : 1 cannot tell you how until the opposing counsel, Horn grieved I was last night. I went to Oh, distance, thou dear enchrntur! Henry Smith, subjected her to a sharp the dance late, because I was so sure Still hold in thy magic veil cross examination. This so confused The glory of far-oif mountains, you would not be there, and I would her that she became faint, and fell to The gleam o f the far-off sail! not press the lips of any other. I the floor in a swoon. cannot think yon pnr|K>sely deceived Of course this excited general ay in THE MIDNIGHT DANCE. me. My mother’s ring I send y ou ; pathy in the audience, and Mr. Smith wili you wear it, and thus bo mine? I danced forty years ago, for the saw that his case looked badly. K a r l .” first and last time, the Midnight An expedient suggested itself by I chose not to wear it: but ah, me! Dance. It was a national dance. AH which to make the swooning appear in the days that followed how much (iermans dance it on Christinas night. like a piece o f stage trickery, and o f my giddiness left me! I had to tell No married people ever glide through thus destroy sympathy for her. The my mother all, and she was very ita mazes, for the dancers must he lady's face in swooning had turned angry. My father, uncle and brother young and gay, and marriago brings purple red, and this fact suggested each tried to jiersuade me. My earn, as I have found. I was a blue the new line o f attack. The next mother did not notice me for days; eyed, fair-faced chubby girl then, w i t n e s s was a middle-aged lady. The but my courage did not waver; I was with dimples perched in ovory chance counsel asked: true, and only answered: com er, and yellow curls that shook “ Did yon seo tho plaintiff faint a “ It is too late. I have promised, with every m otion; being as happy as short time ago?” and not for diamonds will I sell my the day was long, I kept them afloat “ Yer., sir.” all the time. My mother thought me love.” “ People turn pale when they faint, i was only a little German girl, but too gay, for I remember many a scold don't they." my mother found I had some of her ing that she gave me. They always A great sensation in the Court, nnd ended with the reminder that “ none own stern will, and after a time the an evident confusion of witness. But diamond ring was sent back to its should be so good as I, who was so in a momeDt she answered: especially blest” —meaning that my waiting owner. “ No. not always.” I married Edmond, and as we came 'broth er was a priest, my uncle a “ D id you ever hear o f a case of to America at once I never saw the bishop, m y father and mother the fainting where the party did not turn Baron ugain. It is forty years since best o f Catholics. The “ especially I danced the Midnight Dance, and in pale’ ” blest” situation did not^trouble me “ Yes, sir.” much; I was giddy and only thought those years I have been kissed by my “ Did you ever see such a case?” husband many times; but no kiss “ Yes, sir.” of pleasuie. I had two friends that, I told my has lived in memory like that first “ When?” one, for with it my heart flew to its “ About a year ago.” self, were sweethearts. One was rich “ Where was it?” and titled—a Baron I did not like rightful owner. “ In this city." him much, but when I found his eyes MISCELLANEOUS 8QUIES- follow ing me from place to place I “ W ho was it?" By this time the excitement was b o used sometimes to toss my curls at There aro 4,000,(XX) acres of waste intense that everybody listened anx him. It w a»only a bit o f girlish fun, iously for the reply but he seemed to think me as serious la nd in Ireland. ply. It came prompt in the witness’ eye, as if I were counting my beads. He It is upon the smooth ice we slip; ly, with a twinkle ii and a quiver on her lip, ns if from may have thought not far wrong, for the roughest path is safest. I was never serious in those days. «nppreeaed humor: Up to May 1st tobacco paid a tax “ ’ Twas a Negro, sir. The other was Edmond, rav husband to the Government of $025,000,000. Peal after peal o f laughter shook now. He was poor, but I loved him and I never coquetted in my girl All fruit packages shipped from ,the Court room, in which the vener nble judge joined. Mr. Smith lost fashion with him as I did with the Florida must be branded now. his case, not to say his temper. Baron. My parents did not like him Magnolia and Hernando have both because he had no money; and as voted saloomcdown, but the drinking A F amous K n if e .— A celebrated Christmas drew near they managed o f whisky goes stoadi ly on. old manuscript waxos enthusiastic that I should see more of the baron Burks, a convict in the Utah l ’eui on “ The German Masterpiece,” to and less o f Edmond. I was eighteen that year—old enough to dance at tentiary, is said to have fallen heir to quote verbatim, “ being that famous knife which hath been for some time in midnight under the mistletoe bough $ 10 , 000 . England nnd highly applauded by —and so I was elate with pleasure. New YorkOity has 2,000 rag pickers the most exquisite artists; containing GhrUtmas Day, my gay cousin, whose collections are valued at $750, in tho hnndle sixty odd several figures, Rudolph, came to our house and 000 per year. some engraved, others carved, and said: A man arrested for bigamy offered all to tho admiration of those that “ Nett, with whom would you rather It hath two keys, dance to-night, Baron Karl, Edm ond as an excuse that he “ loved not wise behold them. which open seven locks, including ly but two well.” Ulrich, or your cousin Rudolph?” I thought of some words I had Strange to relate, a Michigan hard those various rarities contained there heard an English girl sing once, and waro merchant named Thrift has in; it v.as seven years a making, and valued by the author, the famous answered; failed in business. artist o f Germany, at £1,500, and is “O h! you Rudolph, are quite out An artificial harbor is soon to l>e now exposod to publique view for of the question; but if you were not, constructed at Pittsburg. The plan England's satisfaction. To be seen “ ‘I’d rsther dance with my Edmond, is to enlarge nnd improve the river at Bartholomew's Faire, against the Than reign on English queen.* ** back of Seven-Mile Island. K ing’s Head.” ^ ^__ - My mother, hearing the question A report of tho Belgian Consul at and answer, said with a frown: When a Now York joint was raided “ D o not talk nonsense, Rudolph! Shanghai shows that the commercial Nettie will dance with the Baron if treaties concluded with Chinn by a few days ago, Ah Sam, a smiling, Germany, tho United States and innocent looking Celestial from H o he asks her, and I think he will.” The Baron's’ invitation had come Russia during 1880-81 have led to an boken, pained out a harmless-looking dried lemon. A close examination that morning, and I had written hack, enormous increase in busings. It is stated that Mr. Kimlier has revealed a cleverly made flap in the “ I cannot promise. Perhaps I shall not b e ’ there.” I had not told my been instructed to tako legal proceed rind nt ono end. Tho pulp had been mother. "W hat is the use of telling?” ings with a view to reopen the Tich removed, and the skin was filled with I thought. “ For I will not dance borne caso immediately on tho arriv opium. Frogs continue to exist mechanic wifh the Baron! Edmond shall be al in England of tho parly now con my partner, or else I ’ll have none at veying from Australia the lunatic ally after nil sensation has disap Cresswell, who is alleged to lie Ar peared. I f tho brain of a frog be all.” taken out, and food lie pnt liefore the Rudolph made no reply to my thnr Orton. mother, but Htooping, pulled my hair Tho reconciliation between the animal, the food is not touched, and But if food be while he whispered; Czar nnd his uncle, the Grand Duke tho animal dies. “ I bring thee good nows, my cousin; Constantine, is reported to havo been placed in its mouth, it mechanically what will you give me to tell you ?" brought alHiut, by the Princess Dol- swallows it, and digests it, nnd its I was eighteen, but when, with the gorouki, who has been staying nt St. mechanical existonco may thus be last words he gave my hair a wicked Petersburg, and who is now on tho prolonged for many weeks. pull, my German blood, or temper best of terms with the principal mem Boston tried the furnishingof books rather, got the better o f me. I flew hers o f her late husband's family. to tho city schools, at tho city’s ex at him, scratched his face and pulled Wherover the English language is pense. Then it tried furnishing his hair unmercifully. Ho caught my spokon, racing is a flourishing insti booka to tho schools nt the parent’s hands nnd said, while he held me tution. When the Duke of Snther expense. In the four yonrs the pa struggling and red faced beforo him: land was traveling out West, two rents paid for the liooks it cost $150, ' ■ ou ’re a cat, Nett—a yellow cat. years ngo, his servant fell in with a 000 less than in tho preceding four It doesn’t do to havo much to say to tailor nt Salt Lake City who had em years when tho eity footed the bills, y ou ; and for this scratching and igrnted from Yorkshire to Utah, and though the number of scholers in the pulling you may trust to your bright who positively refused to accept any second four years was greater by eyes to learn the secret.” thing for mending his clothes because thousands than that of tho first. I pulled away from him, and, as I he had actually seen tho great match The bust of Garfield, the gift of the ran off, called: between tho Dutchman nnd Vol deaf mutos of the United States, nr “ Nevor mind the s»>cret, R u dolph ! tigonr. rived from Italy just in time to be U y ou brought one I shell find it. There are no sweets in family jars put in place and decorated nt the re At parting, he said: The Mormons are rapidly coloniz cent anniversary exercises at the “ LookBharp, little cat, or you will National Deaf Mute College, Wash have to dance with the Baron, after ing Idaho all.” It only takes a pound of muscle to ington. It was placed, embowered in roses, in the niche in tho wail iminedi "N o fear of that, Rudolph,” I an make a prize tight. ately above tlie spot where the living swered with n wicked laugh, “ my Editor Hurlburt, lately of the New Garfield had sat two years before. eyes are as sharp as my fingers.” York World, sold all his art treasures Near Rome, Ga., is about an acre He made a grimace and went away. but his paste pot ami shears. of (he evergreen known as Pentover Rudolph’s words, I found later, Princess Dolgorouki is reported to ian, or Aqueous tree. Jt. is n pecul had a meaning; but at the time I havo been paid 500,(XX) roubles for inrity of the tree that whenever its gave them no heed. In the evening, the letters nnd papers of.tho late body is touched by the human hand as I dressed for the ball, my eyes or l>ody in the Summer season or in were full of tears. N otone word had Czar, by his family. Herr von Miller, of Munich, is at. warm weather, simultaneous with come from Edmond, but, ns I imps tiently pulled on my long lace gloves, work on a Htalnn of Christopher Col that touch a shower of water fails ambus, destined to crown a pedestal frqm tho leaves, which continues to I found in one of them the “ good fall as long ns the human and vege news” Rudolph had promised mo. in Cincinnati. Sweden has contributed more than table contact continues. Edmond’s imperative "K eep the Mid . *•*- - night Dance for mo, Nettie,” hidden $1,500 for the memorial of Charles SOME BIO BANK NOTES. there by Rudolph, changed my tears Darwin in Englnnd. This is tho The largest amount of a bank note to smiles. In my joy I forgave my largest sum contributed by nny for* in circulation in 1827 was $1,000. It naughty cousin the trick ho had eign country. played me, and thought shamefacedly Mr. Langtry is living in n little is said that two notes for £100,(XX) o f the scratches my fingers had left Welsh village, and receives, an Eng each, and two for £50,000 each, were on his face; but^ I was happy and lish journal announces, a weekly re once engraved and issued. A butcher, hastened to lie off. mittnnee from his wife o f L I 3s. He who hail amassed sn immense fortune in tho war times, went one day with I was very gay that night—gnyer should strike for an even £5. ono of these £50,000 notes to a pri than ever before or since. Rudolph, Tho census shows that 15,000,(XXI vnto banker, asking for the loan of passing me once, said, “ You found of the 50,000,000 people in the United the secret, Nett, I see. Are yon not States are foreigners, o f which for £5,000 nnd wishing to deposit the big ashamed of this?” pointing to his signers 4.5(X>,000 are Irish. These note ns security in the banker's hands, face, where lingered yet b few long, are round numbers, but the propor saving ho had kept it for yearn. The £¿,000, wan at once handed over, but light marks. tions hold good. the banker hinted, at the same time, I blushed ns I answered: “ Wicked Rudolph, yes! but you I A Russian traveler in tho Mnlpy to tho butcher the folly o f hoarding peninsula claims to have found in such a sum nnd losing tho interest. pulled my hair." replies! tho in the "W erry true, sir.” “ A wicked little cat still,” he use th^rn the smallest world. It is n minute wafer made Imtohop ‘i>nt, I liken the looks pn't so laughed as he passed on. I did not dance or speak with E d from the jnioe of n tree. Itt vnlne'is worry W e il »is*- 1 have t’other one of the same kind at home.” mond until near midnight; but often about the millionth part of a dollar. An eccentric gentleman in London I felt his eyes upon me, and once I An old lady who does not believe in framed a hank postbill for £90,000, lifted my eyes to his—only once the oo education of the sexes was re and exhibited it for five years in one but ah ! the luxury of that first long joiced the other dpy to find that, nl iance! Forty years ago it was, and though the girls and boys in a large of his sitting rooms. The fifth year he died, when the “ picture" waa nt rememlier it yet. seminary seemed to lie playing some Just before the mystic hour Ed sort o f a game together, the school once taken down nnd cashed by the mood gave me his arm, and when the authorities had wisely hung a long heirs. Some jeers ago. at a nobleman’« music's sweet strains swelled on the net between them. house near Hyde Park, a dispute arose perfumed air we moved responsive about a certain passnge in Scripture, over the floor I was the sauciest of No mockery in this world sounds and a dean who wa» present denying all sauev girls, and never lacked for words; nut with Edmonds arm to me so hollow ns that of lieing told that there was any such text at all, a around me, and his brown eyes inter to cultivate happiness. What does Bible was called for. When it was [each upward glance, I was such ail vice mean? Happiness is not opened a marker was found in it, W e circled several times a potato, to lie planted in mold nnd which, on examination, proved to be hall, but at twelve o'clock we tilled. Happiness is a glory shining a bank |>o«thill for £40,000. It might stood under the mistletoe bough— far down upon us out o f Heaven. poaaihly have l>een placed there as a stood a moment, but in that moment She is a divine dew which the soul, reproach to the son, who, pertaap«, i met, and my soul by perfect on certain o f its Hummer mornings, did not consult the Bible so often a* i carried np the “ golden feels gently dropping upon it from his mother could have wished. the amaranth bloom nnd golden H. S. McConnelT says that all the fruitage of paradise. Aa the out going tide bore ns frn-n theatrical enterprise« known as “ Hav mi— mii *-«•*« - 1 happiness was shadowed. erly's” an» really McConnell’«, who Texas legislators have passed a is the proprietor of the business name ; in the door, with a white, i the Baron. He bad seen bill fixing passenger rates on rail or style of Harerly. * --------- » f t ♦ - what o f it?” I roads in that State at throe cents a Wo are mere worms, yet we prefer ntfully. “ All who mile, and providing for their inspoc * ! kiss under lion by a State Engineer eni|x>wered hanging on to the bntt end o f tho fishing tackle. need be to prevent nnjiut discrimination. ENCHANTMENT Hie Mils vo m on the ocean Are as white as white can be, But never one in the harbor As white as the sails at sea. f WESTERN H ange<l YARN. a n d D i d n 't K n o w I t — A S to r y o f a K e m a r k a b le W e s t e r n H h e r lfP « E xecu tio n . While a New York woman was passing a quarry a blast, was fired. When she revived after being strnck with a stone weighing fifty pounds, the first words she uttered were: “Good laws! how glad I am that I didn’t have on my new Ixmuet!” Willie has a four-year old sister Mary, who complained to mamma that i.er button shoes were hurting her. ‘ .Vhy, Mattie, you’ ve put them on the wrong feet.” Puzzled and ready to cry, she made answer: “ What’ll I do, mamma? They’re all the feet I’ve g o t" Tho large stoue hand of an idol in n Chinese temple recently fell off and severely injured a worshiper he neath. “ Satan finds some mischief still for idol hands to do.” “ Did you dust tho furniture this morning, Mary?” asked the mistress. “ No, ma’am,” replied Mary; "itd id u ’t need it; it had all the dust on it that it could easily hold.” “ You’re the plague of my life!" exclaimed an angry husband. " I wish the old Nick hud y ou !" "S o 1 might plague you in the next world?” calmly inquired the wife. BEST CLOTHING FOR C. C. MEN AND BOYS H A S T IN G S & C O ., Th« dismal rain beat down against the windows of the Court House, and e a i v r n A N O i B o o . ’ swept in sheets across the jail yard. U e f e r e n o e e : E v e r y b o d y ! ______________________ Court was adjourned for tho day, the clerks had gone home, and a baud of A S. IIALLIDIK. 1IK.NKY L. DA VIS IW Id x n t. «M feuiy* officials had gathered in the jury- room for a half-hoar chat. Bnt the SUOCiCNSORS TO flow of conversation was less free and W H EBE TO BEE THE OBEAT TB01TEBS H<attutiur'n -timuich A. S. Tlalltdlo, Robinson Jb Hallidle and OF NEW Y 0 B K . jovial than usual. Apparently tho Bitter» M • IB tb s I t California Wire Works Co., Mnutifactnr- qulreuieiiU of the depressing aspect of things outside [Cincinnati Tim«« Htar 1 ers of uud Dealers In rational invilirà! pili! had affected tho spirits of the county No two men in America have had more ex- oHopliy which at. prvh- magnates. The usually smiling face iterience with fine trotting stock, and none are Wire, Wire Rope, Wire Goods, Brass, Copper l Iron Wire Cloth eut prevails. It U a of the Sheriff wore a sad expree Letter judge» that Calvin M. Priest, of the Havo Constantly on hand a full! perfectly pure vege New York (Hub Stable», Twenty-eight street, lino of Flat nnd Round Wire Rope sion, and the jolly Surrogate gazed near Fifth avenue, and l>an Mace of the Ex table remedy, cm o f Iron and Steel. Wire Work mournfully out upon the cheerless, celsior Stables, West Twenty-ninth Street, bracing the three im M a ilin g s , G u a rd s . portant properties of muddy street. Upon the benign vis New York, tho champion double-team driver a preventive, a tonic Screen s, S ie v e s . the Unite«! States. Both o f these gentle ami an altumtive. It age of the County Judge was » niel of S h a d e C lo t h , inen say, that for |>ainful ailment» in horses, fortifies I he laily ancholy look, as if in his official cu such as cut», bruises, swelling» lameness, agaii’Ht ili«en«e, in B ird C a g e s a n d vigorates ami re vital parity he had sentenced himself us a stiffness, 8t. Jacob» Oil is superior to anything ba tte ry S cre e n s, izwH the t«>rpnl stuin- they have ever used or heard of. 'Phis is also sch ami liver, ami private individual to suffer the ex TH E S C U T T PATEN T effect« a s a l u t a r y the opinion of Prof. David Roharge, the cele treine penalty of the la«v Tilted brated horse-shoer of tho metroplis, and thous AU change in tho entire lace nurd «y (item. O n A t - Patenta. back in a big arm chair, the foreman ands of stockowners throughout the country. For «ale by all Drug gist« ami Dealerssoii- of the Grand Jury thoughtfully As a pain-cure for man ami beast St. Jacobs eraliy. cleaned his finger nails. A long Oil has no e«pial. Mr. Priest recites the case a valuable trotter, so stiff from rheumatism silence was broken by the Sheriff, of 18 U H F A I L I H O that he could not move an inch. B y one who observed, as a sudden gust of thorough application of St. Jacobs Oil at night, O i l I M A l .l .ll l l K C Hice a i wind dashed the rain noisily against the^animal was completely cured, and was tit in m u sa S ia for the ratje-track the next «lay. ^EVER FAILS'^ Salesrooms : the '¿ glass: N F r ia o is » . E p i l e p t i c Fits, I •What a day for hanging!” SjMisms, Falling The musician, like the cook, makes “ Wretched!” replied the Surrogate, Sickness, Convul his bread out of his do. carelessly turning the leaves o f the sions, S t . V I tu Q D a n c e , Alcoholism, HP, Penal Code. Opium Eating, h ie R eel for u se w ith IhiHHtyle o f b u n d le . W e a lso furnish the “ I wouldn’t be hanged on u day f*lirii* are mails by the Diamond l>yea. T’ n- Scrofula, a n d a ll F e n c in g o n S p o o l* equaled for brilliancy and durability. 10 cts. like this for any consideration.” N e rv o u s a n d B lo o d D is e a s e s . ---- ------- -» a S » » — T H E “ A fellow would catch his death of j y T o Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary Men, D o good with what thou hast, or it Merchants, Bankers, Ladies and all whose cold,” put in the foreman of the B U C K THORN sedentary employment causes Nervous Pros Grand Jury. “ What put the subject will do thee no good. tration, Irregularities o f the bloo«l, stomach, F K N C IN G of hanging into your head, Sheriff?’’ bowels or Kidneys, or who require a nerve VOICE OF THE PEOPLE. I s a F la t S tr ip o f S o lid S te e l, tonle,appetizerorstim ulant, Samaritan X irv- “ Oh, I was just thinking o f a poor P la in to b e S e e n . ine Is invaluable. L R. V . P i e r c e , M . D „ Buffalo, N . Y .: fellow who expiated a murder in B a rb s S h ort an d L an ce flg g T T h o u sa n tl s (THËÏGRÊflfj I had a serious disease of the lungs, and wa», Shaped. Iowa ten years ago, on just such a for a time, confined to my lied and under the proclaim it the most * wonderful Invigor- day as this.” T h e H e a t N U T F. P n n d care of a physician. His prescriptions did n«>t ant that cversustain- C 'A TTFF I V n e e In “ Another of your Western yarns, help mo. I grew worse, coughing very severely. etl a sinking system. C ic W o r ld . eh. Sheriff?” said the Surrogate, with I commenced taking your “ Golden Medical t J T #1.50 per bottle. I t 1» STRONG a n d S A F E . it cured me. TheDR S .A RICHMOND S e c u r e a g a in s t a ll A n im a ls . a yawn. “ Why will a man always Discovery,” ami Yours respectful G iv e » n o « b e lte r for D riers hiu I MEDICAL CO., Sole Pro draw a long bow when he tells what (CONQUEROR.) J U D IT H B U R N E T T , Hillsdale, Mich. W e e d s . C a sts n o S h a d e. H u r- prietors. St. Joseph. Mo. ___ _____________ l rs n o V e r m in - P r o o f uguinst hupponed to him out West?” Sold by ull DruiiuiHls. (28) H i g h W i n d s , F ir e an d F lo o d . For testimonial» ami circulars send stamp. “ This is Gospel truth,” retorted There is no way o f vaccinating A g reu t S a v i n g .o f Lan«i. P KKDl.MiTON A CO., Agents, S um Francisco. d o c s n o t W o u n d C attle— caus. the Sheriff quickly, “ and it’s nothing against cyclones. inir U g ly S o res u nd Ihunagiiug that happened to me, or I should not th e ir B id e s . H u th e B E S T H E A R T D IS E A S E ! *A11 la«lies who may bo troubled with nerv J \ R . R O G E R ’S H E A R T TO N IC ( C U E S H E A R T and C H E A P E S T . be here to tell i t Moreover, Mr. ous prostration, who suffer from organic dis- L / DiKtatu) on icieutific principles. Although all the O S " C i r c u l a r a n d BAMrr.^ Surrogate, I never exaggerate.” Stirious tissues of the body are acted upon by th i» most placement; who have e sense <>f weariness and s e n t free to a ll applicant “ Oh, no,” was tho sarcastic re a feeling of lassitude; who are languid in the valuable medicine, yet it« most Bpecific effect is upon the serous membrane lining the Heart aud covering it« T . V . A L L I S . « V .\ l F A C H K i M i A O . , T r e m a l i , X . i . morning; in whom the appetite for food is valve«. Serous tissue« are ramified by small capillaries, W sn n rie fn r e d b v T i l l joinder. when diseased, allow exudation« to ooze out aud “ Never mind him,” said tho fore capricious and sleep at proper hours uncertain, which, become organized, thereby producing thickening and eu have recourse to Mrs. Pinkham’s Vege T H E J. A . R O E B LIN G ’S SONS CO., largenientri, re«ult« which frequently follow inflamma man o f the Grand Jury; “ go on should table Compound. MANUFACTURERS OF tion of the peritoneum, pleura endocardium, pcricar ----------------------------------------------------- with your story.” «limn and other serous membranes. T H E H E A R T T O N IC produces absorption of the The Sheriff seated himself on tho No star over rose and set without exuded matter and thus removes the abnormal condition. green covered table and began: T H E H E A R T T O N IC is not only efficacious in or influence somewhere. SOLE AG EN TS PACIFIC COAST, ganic diseases of the Heart, but it is also a sovereign “ Well, as I said, this happened ten remedy in functional diseases of that organ; feelings of 14 PRUMM STREET, SAN FRANCISCO. pressure and weight in the region of the Heart, difficult Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative P ellets” aro years ago, way out in Iowa. A fel preventives o f constipation. Inclosed breathing, palpitation, anil the fear of impending danger which they occasion, are promptly removed by tho use of low killed his brother-in law and was perfect in glass Lotties, always fresh. B y all druggists. this compound. In evidence of the remarkable virtues sentenced to death. The hanging of thi« invaluable medicine, we have testimonials from of the highest respectability who have used it was public, the gallows being erected W hy is a handsome girl like a mir citizens with the most satisfactory results. Price, $1 per B ot on the open prairie a little distance ror? Because she is a good looking tle. Ask your Druggist for it. Q U IN N x ( ’«»., Hole Proprietors, Kan Francisco, Cal., U . H. A . P. < >. Box behind the jail. I was sworn in as lass. 3469. Sent anywhere by Express on receipt of ¡»rice. D e pot, N. W . comer Kearny aud Pine streets. a special deputy. Holy Moses, how “ Sam aritan N ervine cured m y daughter of it did rain on that day! The water fits,” said John Murphy, of Albany, O. came down in chunks with sufficient O U R C O M P E T IT IO N force to tear umbrellas, to tatters in Is iii (¿u a lity, Not in P r ice . l>r. J. B. Morgan, J o p l i n , M o ., says: “ I find that Brown’» Iron Bitters gives entire sat fifteen minutes. O IM K K E fc P K K * M IIIIN U V PAY I isfaction to all who use it.” “ Sheriff, Sheriff!” murmured the higher price for pure mik than for wa ------------------- » -------------------- tered milk for double strength vinegar than County Judge, in a tone of gentle re Carpets and furniture 20 per cent cheaper for single strength. It is perfectly reasonable proach. 405 and 407 Sansome St., S a n F r a n i s c o , Cal at H . Schellhaas’ , 11th St.. O akland. then that a can <>f N E W E N G L A N D B A K ------------» 4 ------------ “ Oh, it’s a factl The condemned IN G P O W D E R , which is pure, should cost a man was carried to tho place of exe It in weak and vicious people who few cent« more than, those adulterated with Starch -a n article perfectly useless in Baking cution in an open cart, Another cast the blame on fate. Powder, and only used because it gives bulb ana deputy and 1 rode with him. A costs so little. %* “ 1 hirability is letter than show.” Dura hanging was too rare a treat to be N E W E N G L A N D B A K IN G P O W D E R is of health is worth more than the wealth missed by people out there, no matter bility of a Vanderbilt. K idney-W ort is man’s co admitted to be the most expensive powder what tho weather was. Shivering laborer in maintaining health. W ith healthy manufactured, as it is composed «>f nothing but O f the above justly celebrated marks can of Tarta-i and Bi-Carbonate of Soda of and wet, a large crowd stood in the liver, bowels and kidneys, men ami women will Cream always bo had b y ordering these only from perfect purity, without any adulteration what coarse, saturated grass about the always be in good health. I f the bowels are ever. your grocer. B y so doing you ensure getting torpid, if piles torment, if the back is full of pure and wholesome goods. Such is also the scaffold. Wo placed our man under pain, get a package o f Kidney-W ort and bo N E W E N G L A N D B A K IN G P O W D E R i» caso with the other varieties of Teas imported therefore of higher cost to the dealer than other tho crosspiece and fastened tho rope cured without more suffering. by M A C O N D R A Y & C O., which includes brands, ami consequently retailed at highe alwut Ins neckf Everything was English Breakfast, Oolong, uncolorod Japan, prices. There is nothing better for Poison Oak ready except the last prayer and let etc., etc., in all of which you will get full N E W E N G L A N D B A K IN G POW DER Cuts, Burns and Sores than M o t h e r G a r y ’ s imparts lightness ami delicacy of flavor t< weight and good* value. ting the trap fall. Tho Sheriff asked S a l v e . Price 25 cts. T ry it. bread, biscuits, cakes ami pastry, and being the prisoner if he had anything to 1 . <U A flp er day at home. Samples worth $5 free, one-third stronger it is the cheapest to use, re w u bU Address H t in h o n k Co.. Portland Mains say. Nona have less praiso than those quiring, as it does, but two-thirds the usual “ ‘Yes,’ said the man. He made a who hunt for it. quantity, making the cost really lowft* than Stmlabecksr’a Tailors’ Square. ------------------------------- other powders. long speech, declaring his innocence, “ MADE NEW AGAIN.” abusing the Judge and all that kind Is A lw a y s Mis. W m . 1). E y c k m a n , St. Catherines, Ont., ' I L J ET O I I K| o f thing. Suddenly he stopped in In te r e s tin g vs: “ R. V. Fierce. Pierce, Buffalo. Buffalo, N. Y . . : I 1 have I I I ^ W w IM the middle of a sentence. All this | ! says: use«l your ‘ Favorite Prescription,’ ‘ Golden F r o m m o r n in g to m o r n in g a m i fr o m w e ek t«: time, you must remember, the rain Medical Discovery’ a n d ‘ Pleasant Purgative w e e k . T H E H U N p r in ts a c o n tin u e d s to r y o f A Perfect system nf Dress Cutting. Simple, Exact was falling in cataracts. Seeing the Pellets' for the last three months and fine my- th e liv«*s o f rea l m en a n d w o m e n , a n d o f th e ir d e e d s , p la n s , lo v e s , h a te s, a n d t r o u b le s . T h and adapted to every description of Garments. Pat doomed man silent, the Sheriff tipped i self (what shall I say) * m ade neiv a g a in ’ s to r y is m o re in te r e s tin g th a n a n y r o m a n c e e v e r terns cut to fit without alteration. Recalled Dip aro the only words that express it. I was re d e v is e d . S u b s c r ip t i o n : D a i l y at M echanics'Fair, 1882. Office 224 Stockton 8 t , p a g e s ), by L Y D IA E . P I N K H A M ’S loma n wink to the clergymnn, who being duced to a skeleton, could not walk across the Han Francisco. H T U D A B B G K X R k L O U D O N , Prop* m a il. 5 5 c . n m o n th o r # 0 . 5 0 a y e a r; S u n d a y Send for circular. a Baptist, ‘did not mind the rain.’ floor without fainting, could keep nothing in (N p a g e s ). # 1 . 2 0 per y e a r ; W e e k l y (H p a g es) V E G E T A B L E COMPOUND, The reverend gentleman began to the shape of foo«l on ihy stomach. Myself ># I .O O p e r y e a r. Is n P ositiv e Cnro 1. W- ENGLAND. Publisher. New York City. pray. We all bent our heads, al and friends had given up all hoi>e; ray imme SEWER. WATER AND CHIMNEY PIPE diate death seemed certain. I now live (to the F o r nil th ose P a in fu l C om plaint« and Wettknonset though no one was pious enough to surprise so com m on to o u r bc*t fem ale pop u lation . of everybo«ly) ami am able to « 1 «) my R A V IS I T I N G C A R D S , Brlst« 1 Board 30c.; p o s t s « ‘ FIRE BRICK.TILE AND CLAY. r ) \ f «tampstaken. T. W . LO C K W O O D , Alameda. Cal tuke Ins hat off. Just ns Brother own work.” PRAIN TILE,VASES RUSTIC FLOWER POTS ETC. A * re«lieine for Womnn. Invented by n Woman. Hardshell was winding np his peti a v a A W E E K . 813 a day at home easily made. < ’ostiy Prepared by a Woman. Reformations produced through u ) I /o u t f it free. Address T r u k A Co.. Augusta, Maine. tion, we heard a cry'of astonishment The Orc.iteat Inlirtl Dlwovory Slnre th® Dswu of History. . 1310 TO 1316 M A R KET ST. S.F\ from the crowd. I looked up, nnd fear are not Listing. CF*It revives the drooping spirits, Invigorates and _ JLi V BAi; *;« T. OR L INC O LN .P LA C ER C O , CAL what do you think I saw?” harmonises tho organic function«, give« elasticity and Q A I ^ l » y watchmaker«. By ma. I ‘ •:v; ; ’ W on tier triads on the heels of wonder. SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. firmness to the step, restores the natural lustre to the “ The prisoner escaping?” asked Sam aritan Nei c'ne is gv xromteed to cure S U L BJrf -ne. J .S . B i r c h .* C o .. D e y .it.. I\. i eye, and plants on the polo cheek o f woman the fresh the Surrogate. nervous ilisorders. roses o f life*« spring and early summer time. E R R O R S O ? Y O U T H . £ ^ “ Physicians Use It and Prescribe It Freely.'CU Tv u n fa ilin g and lnta» “ No, sir; he was hanging two feet li «ble in c u ring Epi' Prescription Frco for tho speed’" "iiio of Nervous De Dr. J . L. Myers, F a i r f i e l d , I a . , says: from the platform.” It removes faintness, flatulency, destroys all craving i’jitic Fits, Spasme. bility, Loot Manhood and all diaonler« brought on by “ Brown’s Iron Bitters is the best iron prepara liuüffcrettons or exresson. Anv Drnggla* ha« the In- ( 'un Vulsion», 8 t . Vitu f« r stimulant, and relieves weakness o f th e stomach. “ What?” cried the Sheriff’s audi tion I have ever known in my thirty years of fllents. A‘!dres« »A Y U P O V C O .. .V>. ^ ” cU R E S AND D unce, A lc o h o lis m . That feeling o f bearing down, causing pain, weight K Nassau fttrect. New Y o r k . 1.1 K ating, Ne? tors, together. practice.” an-l backache, is always permanently cured by Its use. v ou s debility,S crofu la “ That rain had shiunk the rope ami a ll N e rv o u s ano F o r th o euro o f K id n e y C o m p la in t« «>f e ith e r se x B lood diseases. It High chairs at low prices at H . Shellliaa»’, th is C om pound 1« unsu rp assed . enough to hang our man for us. C lerg y m en , L a w y e r , L ib r a r y m e n , Mer T .Y D T A F. P I M K I I A M ’S B L O O D P U R I F I E R For a moment the silence o f tho 11th St., Oakland. ---------------V «•> 4 -------— ch ants. B a n k ers, L.i PHELAN’S BUILDING, will eradicate every vc-tige o f Humors from the «lie« and all w hose si room woh broken only by the ticking REMEMBER t h i s . Blood, atnl give tone and strength to the «ystem, of I t o o n it t G. 7 , H. O, 1(1, ||. d en ta ry e m p lo y m en ‘ man woman or child. Insist on having it. of tho clock nnd the rattle of the can m Nervous Pror Has Kpecialifft« Positively extract teeth without If you aro sick H o p Bitters will surely aid the Compound and Blood Purifier aro prepared tin tio n , Irregu lan tie raindrops against the panes. The fore Nature in making you well when all else fails. pain. Over 10,(M)0 reference« Established in 1861 Ot Both of the blood, stom ach 233 and 235 W estern Avenue, Lynn, Mas«. I’ricoof Also perform all operations in dentistry. bow els or k ln d e y s .o . man of theGrnml Jury drew a long If you aro costive or dyspeptic, or are suffer either, f 1. Six bottles for $5. Sent by mail in the form require ft n e r v * ing from any other o f tfie numerous diseases L NEVER FAILS. ^ u i« ho J ) K . C H A K L K s \V. IIKC KKIL o f pills, or o f losc nges, on receipt o f price, $1 per box breath and said: n ic, appetiser o« stim u la n t, S u m a rila . for either. Mrs. Pinkham freely answers all letters of tho stomach or bowels, it is your own fault “ Sheriff, a man of your imagina of N e rv in e is In v aluab le if you remain ill, for H o p Bitters are a sove- s _ y This N.Y. Singer, $20 inquiry. Enclose 3et. stamp. Send for pamphlet. iiisftnds proclaim b N è r v i # * '¡In tion should write nnsolicted testi reig i remedy in all such complaints. "it m o ««w o n d e rfu l m SS-BBssI With set o f Attachment« Free. No family should 1»Q without LYPTA E. PTYKHAM'S monials for patent medicines ” —| New LIVER TILLS. They cure constipation, biliousness, If you are wasting away with any form of ■ I garant that everruistained the sink ing system . F l . Warranted perfect. Light running, quiet,handsome and durable. Sent and torpidity o f tho liver. 25 cents per box. uvp hy ul! D ruggists TÌTT. j*K s . A . K K ’H M O N ' Ki Iney Disease, stop tempting Death this York Star. on test trial plan when desired. YllùDlCAL CO. Sole Propri* tors. Hi Joseph. Mo B ^ S o l d b y a l l D r iig g i a t B .'w A 0) California Wire Works , H0S Ï É Â No. ß, California St,,/’ IhÜfi A BUNDLE of tfie BUCK-THORN SOLID STEEL BARBED FENCING. dB ® WIRE ROPE SAN AND WIRE, F R A N C IS C O Newspaper Union, P almer & R ey , Prop’rs. n is TeascpgEp GLADDING, McBEAN&CO. The Colton Dental Association -W • How H e T raded .— “ I ’vegiven that bov the wroup medicine,” exclaimed n druggist, seizing his lint nnd rnsh ing from the store. Tho boy had reached home by tho time tho drug gist overtook him. “Say,” exclaimed the druggist, as an old negro approached. “ I ’ve given your boy the wrong medicine.” “ What did yer gin him?” “I gave him morphine. You sent for r q quinine.” tu i “ Dat’a all 11 right. De udder day I sont for morphine, an’ yer sont me lo r p l quinine, an’ ilis time when I wanted morphine, ter keep down any mis taken, I sont for quinine, knowin’ datver wouldn’t send what de bov axed for. G o on hack home an’ sell some rat pizen.” * . HUMORS 0F T H E DAY. After ten month« of married life; 4 What, OctAve, are you amok ing in the boudoir I You never did that be fore!” OctAve, lighting hia second pipe: “ That’s true, my dear, but the nnnginga are no longer freah!’’ A PHIaburg newsdealer found a couple of babied in a banket on hia doorstep the other morning. The finder o f the waifs will keep them, and l>eing in the stationery bumnem, can eaaily make use of a waifer two. “ Are von any relatiou to my lister?” He blushed and stammered until the young lady, taking pity on him, solved the matter by saying: “ No, but he’d like to be - wouldn’t you, Alfred?” Cards will soon be out. A Pittsburg lady doctor sa>s that woman can understand woman, and it often does a patient more good to talk to her of Spring bonnets and wrane thaa is effected by medicine. Husoands and fathers want to look out for that lady physician. Instead o f rec^mmnnding K0 cents’ worth of aqua pura for a sick headache she may prescribe a f 14 Ixmnet, or a 9*25 surah overskirt, or something that way moment, and turn for a cure to H op Bitters. If you are sick with that terrible sickness Nervousness, you will find a “ Balm in Gilead ” in the use o f H o p Bitters. If you are a frequenter, or a resident o f a miasinatie «listrict, barrica«le your system against the scourge of all countries—malarial, epidemic, bilious», and intermittent fevers—by tin use of Hop Bitters. If you have a rough, pim ply or sallow skin, bad breath, pains anti aches, an«l feel miser able generally, H op Bitters will give you fair skin, rich bhxxl, and sweetest breath, health and comfort. In short they cure all tliseases o f the Stom ach, Bowels, B lood. Liver, Nerves, Kidneys, Bright s Disease. 9500 will be paitl for a case they will not oure or help. That poor, bedridden, invaliil wife, sister, mother «>r daughter, can be matie the picture of ht'alth by a few bottles o f H op Bitters, cost- in c but a triflo. W ill you let them suffer? ... "•* O r * » n « l i set* Reeds, 12 «top«; Mechanical Sut ~ Ras*.octAvecoupler,2 ----------- — _____.pie? knee swells, with t-i stool and $ l Book,only f 7.% Also sent on test trial-plan If de sired. Elegant case, magnificent irablelr*,J tone, durable Inside ----- and J— out. — Cir eular.with testimonials.free. Ask O. Payne A Co. .47 Third av.( hicago P. F. C. S A N D E R . Attorney and e Counselor at Law, 207 SANSOME Practices in all Stab' and Federal Courts. Collet: tions. Probate and Real Estate matters given *|>edal a tten tio n ____________________________ ________ T H Iron and Steel 'Wire Rope And WIRE of Every Description Agents for New Jersey Wire Cloth Company, and for tho Ruck-Thorn Barbed Fence. S66 a week in your own town. Term« and $5 outfit free A A l r m H W u i u n t O o . . Portland.Maine E B S ii H ThoSU RC^T REM EDY Does a In m o bnck or a disordered urine lr.di. <5»:« that y o u are a victim » T H U N D O N O T H K B 1T A T 2; K I D N E Y -W O R T at once, (druggist* recommend It) and it w ill speedily overcom e the disease c. -.d reetere healthy action. R elieve» an d cures CQ C U R S fo r K I D U S Y D IS E A S E S . K I! R I M A T I S I . N e u r a lg ia , Sciatica. Lumbago. B t iN tlllR . HEADACHE. TOOTHACHE SORE THROAT. q c in w y , a w K L L irto a . »m u *«. S o r en tst. C ots. Brulsas. FRONT BITE?*. a r a i « , h ia l b a , A nd all «»ther bod ily ache* and pain». IWI? CERTS « I0TTLE Hnld by »11 an«* Dealers. Dtrectlona I» 11 Isngnagee. «J# Tba Charles A Veyoter Ca * A TiMKLKX S m ) ■ « .. r . a * . It U a S U R E C U R E f o r a ll D IS E A S E S o f th e L I V E R . I t has specific «stton or. th '« im portant organ, e abliug it to throw o ff torp id ity and In action. etim ulsti.ig the h ealthy accretion o f the 311c, end b y k eep in g the bow els in free condi tion, ellbcH nj its rsc u la r dieeh-irT#. IE a lo r lf r I r you are suflbring (b u t m 0 J Cft I I C l a m alaria, have the ch ills, are bilious, «lysp^Ptbb or constipated. K id ney- W o r t w il l e 'a r ly relieve an d qnickJy cure. In the Spring, to cleanse th e System , e v ery one should toh o \ t L».: ,'ugh course o f It I n r iiA C For com plaints peculiar to L i i U I 5 8 « y o u r«e x . such as pain s a d weakness^**. T C L tN E T -W O R T it u:icurpaased, s a l t w ill *<t « ro m p U y s r .d s a ie -y . Eith. r Box. Licontir.cnee, r e t ntion c f urine, brioV du al ¿r ropy deposit», and d u ll dragging pains, a ll spoteli'.j jrie' i to its curotivo pow er. * f ^ T t A cts at th»- ea-ne t m e on the S I D N E Y S , U V E A a : : d B O Y T L I . j . * F o r Constipation, Pile*, or E 'w u m a t sm it is a perm anent cure. (O L D H * ORUQOUTS. P r tc a ll. Machinery, Portraits, Seais, Autographs, MAPS AND PA.PEB HEADINGS. M A K E S TH E IM Fittili^ (Mlles Catalogue and Book Illustrations. Our Work H unsurpassed for Beauty of Design and Careful Execution. In The State. Busine «a Suit» to Order from Pant» “ “ “ Fine Dre»» Suits “ “ “ PALMER & REY, 40Ö and 407 Sansome Street, - • $20 00 - - - fi 0 0 1 • - * 40 00 H.K.N.U.. First Seri,«. No. M. M V “ Pr«»nipt a t t e n t i o n , II«»nett 1 »• » l i n g und n p e r fe c t F it (Iim r u n te e d o r N o S a le . Rules for « e lf measurement, and .Sample« of Cloth ten» | free to any address, on application | TO PRINTERS! 724 MARKET & 203 MONTGOMERY ST., SA N F R A N C I S C O C A L . A L L 3XZZ3. J l. •£ E N P R O V E D ENGRAVING!- - VIEWS OF BUILDINGS, T A IL O R 14 DKI MM STREET, HAN PRANCIMCO. | THE GREAT GERMAN FOR PAIN. JH E E John A. liorblino’ s Sons Co., yPHOTO <5 WOOD P m etal J OE P O H EIM , ST . SAN FRANCISCO. CAL. MANUFACTURERS OF Tho secret of ths universal »ucctos» of Brown’s Iron Bitters is owing t«i the fact that it is the very l>est iron preparation made. B y a thor ough and rapid nssimilati«>n with the Jlood it reaches every part «>f tho body, giving health, strength ami endurance t«> every portion. Thus beginning at the foundation it builds up an«l restore» l«v»t ht'alth. It «loes n«>t contain whisky or alcohol. It will n«>t blacken tho teeth. It d<«'» n«»t constipate «>r cause hea«l- oche. It will cure «ly»j>e^»sia, indigestion, heartburn, sleeph'ssness, dizziness, nervtm* «le* bitity, weakness, etc. U ' W agons A. W. Sanborn &fo *4 H K A L B N T ., Complete Stock. Bend for Catalogue. W agons S aji F b a x c i a c o , C a l . Printers who are »bout to purchase new j type, or printing material of any kind, should send for the new sjiecimen book ami the re- doced price list just issue«! by Messrs. Pointer j & Rey, the gn.ahead type founders and press | maker» of San Francisco and Portland, (>gn. j This Him ha« forged so far ahea«l of all its i competitor» that now it is the nnwt complete printers’ supply depot in the country to-day. Palmer & R ev’» stock is not only very large and complete, but their tyjte and material b ! of a high grade. Their type is w on derfu l Jot ! p erfect justifica tion aud beauty o f finish. ! The new Price List, just issued by Palmer & i Rey, is a regular boon to the trade, os they can *ave at feast 1“» percent, by buying from this house. The job f«»nts shown in Palm j Key’s S|*ecimen Book are Mn cheajest we have ever aeen, and we don’t see how the other Tyne Founderies of San Francisco, can sell at all to any printer who gets the ne » specimen book and price list «ff Messrs. Palmer A Rey. The Printers of Oregon acid Wash j ington Territ«»rv are now not dependent tq»on San Francisco for supplies, as Messrs. Palmer A Rey have just o|*>ne«l a branch warehouse at 87 Front street, Portland. They keep in st«ick there a complete assortment of Type, Presses and Material, and have shut out all competitors by selling in Portland at Son Francisco rotes. The |»rinter who finds the need of a Patent outside, cannot do better than write to the S a -V F bj UTOMOO N iwspap *» U nion , Palmer A Key proprietor«, the sheets turn«* 1 ont by these gentlemen are superior to any thing got np in the United States. If you i «lon't behave it. send for ntmple sheet and be convinced. Ms weis. Palmer A R« y * address ?» WY» and 407 Sansome street, San Froocioeo, an«! 87 Front street Portland, Or. John I i p o r e , T Ä OD 4 % HI V E T I V ilO im and VF.XF.F.RM. Ship Timber, Locust Tr er,ails. Deck Plugs, etc. 129-147 Spear St. and tf6~*S Howard S t, San Francisco, and 156HUM St.. B »ton. Mass. .Tow » W ionio BS, A A . W t o S Q f lX A. P VA/OODEN o vv MANTELO il . i i E n n i N o . Mannfsct.trer of Fins Farmers, House. Bank and Office Fittings, m i»4 til MM u n i fl|N *mm Irsfirtvs. f g DKflMX* Ft RVIAHF.D f f