%. -
WIT AND HUMOR.
CHEAP BONDS.
HOW TO BEAT THE CIRCUS.
front o f her but did not speak, and
There apjmars iu tho last annual statement
did not reply to questions put to her.
A writ o f attachment—A murriage of the Pacific Bank one item which is well
“ Have you been down to do big
Whenever the German woman moved '
calculated to please those having l usines* con
tents?” asked a newsboy o f one of tils license.
L x t«*m le »l I m p r o v e m e n t In t h o
C o u n try
nection* with this sterling financial institu
o r la v c«* l(m tla a to th e H orn..... I the specter moved, and so with the i
companions, ns they stood waiting
«And t h e C o s t o f K a e h S p e c i f i e d
P ie c e
Quicksilver.
Halve»
and
quarter*
tion. Among its resources there were enumer
o f.C o lim a C ouuty and a M td- waving of bar hands, until the worn
for
the
4
o'clock
edition
to
come
out.
of
W
ork.
ated
$629,416.15 in United »State* Bonds, the
at
a
church
fair.
» la t e r » la w w ith tha V a o a a o y .
an's courage failed her and she ran
cost of which is given at $622,500. It proves
“ No, but I’ m goiuter skoop de thing
Beautiful “ calling" card*—four that the iuanagemeut of this bank is far-seeing
with all her might for the house,
in to-night,” said the second news
and wise, and that ths interests of its numer
screaming at the top o f her voice,
The River and Harbor bill of Au boy. “Think we kin catch on fur <t kings and an ace.
The story which comes to os from with the goblin close upon her track.
‘Love tells all things.” Woman is ous patrons are confided into comj>etent
gust’
1882
provided
for
an
expendi
pass*”
hand*. The Pacific Bank has indeed become
Golnaa county, if true is inexplicable, In a few days there was another va
a land-mark of the financial center of the Pa
•'Well, I sh'd wilt,” said the first represented as love.
ture o f $18,738,875 upon 132 separate
if not true, it is r«marksb!e for the eating o f premises.
cific
('oast, having earned the confidence of
Those whom the gods love, eat of
newsboy; “ I ’s willin’ ter puy out me
works
of
improvement.
The
plans
' ■ ■
»
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the
commercial and industrial community
graphic description of the greatest of
the early cucumber.
money
fur
de
teater,
but
I
alters
goes
through a long course of uniform success nnd
WAISTS
o f the engineers have been approved deadhead to de circus. I see in one
all mysteries, a haunted locality. The
A relic hunter: A fellow endeavor pros|>erity. The hank has just entered the
twenty-first year o f its existence nnd bids fair
Women, especially those of the by Secretary Lincoln, and the works o’ de New York pupers that J uiu I ki is ing to capture a widow.
old Poetew farm-house has been a
to outlive any o f its competitors.
upper classes, who are not obliged to
cornin’ over on de bridge.”
Fast train*: Stuck in the snow'
name connected with superstitious keep themselves in condition by work, ordered in all except nine cases, in
“ AVho giv’ ye that stear’ ”
which the appropriations aggregated
“ Are you Owen Brown? ’ asked a man of a
with no provision» aboard.
fears for a long time. A small party lose after middle age (sometimes 1 $318.000. The principal items of this
“ I seed it in de paper.”
he met. “ Yes, I am owiu Brown,
The card sharp i* obliged to shuflle gentleman
but what business is it of your» if i am?
from Ban Francisco, who are inter earlier) a considerable amount of amount aie $ 210,000 "for the im
“ Well, don't yon take no stock in
a
deal
to
ln.tke
a
good
living.
ested in spiritual manifestations, their height, not by stooping as men proveinent aud protection o f the it,” suid the second newsboy. "That’s
Rev. J. D. Z brin . Com . t . I . 1 ., says:
Children are not often useful, but
do, but by actual collapse, sinking
visited the old house last week to in down, mainly to be attributed to the navigable channels of the Sacramento only a ad, but bow are you goin ter they sometimes come into play.
“ I wus paralyzed in my right si*le. The u-e
and Feather Rivers,” and $75,000 for work the circus anyway?”
o f Brown’s Iron BitUn-s enabled me tu walk
vestigate.
perishing of the muscles that sup improving the Kentucky River by
“ Well, there's a good many ways,”
Tho man who is hanged bv fuistake* without cane or crutch.”
The house faces the plank road 200 iort the frame, in consequence of the erection of a lock and movable said the first newsboy.
“ A fellow can never see the point of the choke.
High chairs at low prices at II. Shellbaas’,
yards to the left; a few decaying labitual and constant pressure of dam at Beattyville, ut the junction of what )>ays ter go to lu circus ain't fly
The now tive-ceut uiokle w ill pass 11th St., Oakland.
shade trees stand, like ghostly senti stays, and the dependence of artificial Three Forks.” The latter sum has a bit.”
very well for a quarter in the con
nels, in the front yard, their thin support by them afforded.
Every not been expended because the uct
“ I suppose you's menu ter crawl tribution-box.
%
Dr. J. C. Snots wood, H u n t s v i l l e . A la .: |
branches trembling and sighing in girl who wears stays that press upon conferred no authority to purchuse a under de tent.”
“ I highly recommend Brown’s Iron
A New Jersey man ha* patented a »ays:
the cool night wiud like the whispers the muscles, and restrict the free de site for the lock and dam. The Sec
Bitters for dyspepsia rheumatism and gen
“ Crawl under de tent,” said the
o f so many goblins voices straining velopment of ihe fibers that form retary declines to authorize the ex first newsboy with a sneer. “ AA’heu stove that explodes at ten o’clock at eral debility.”
Although our self-binding Harvester has proved itself all that rnn be det-ired, many
night. He has four daughters.
for ntterance. T o the left oblique of them, relieving them from their nat penditure o f the sum named in the was ye dug up uny way?”
of our agents have asked for a Binder with
THE BAD AND WORTHLESS
the yard a large limpid lake reUectcd ural duties of supporting the spine, first item, because the proposed erec
It is sain that fashionable ladies
“ Well, then I expect you’ll slip in
the brightly (iiinim? stars, and on its indeed incapacita-ing them from so tion of restraining barriers upon the wid de crowd.”
won’t go fishing, this summer, unless are never imitated or counterfeited. This is
C O M P R E S S O R S and B U N D L E - D I S C H A R G E R .
far shore a'maternal frog croaked a doing, may feel sure she is preparing Yuba, American and Bear Rivers,
especially true of a family medicine, ami it is
"Y ou liuiu't got deni show people they can get silk worms for bait.
positive proof that the remedy imitated is of
lullaby in baritone to a numerous herself to be a dumpy woman.
Our Rule in business is to make what tho farmers want, and we therefore offer the
A tributaries of the Sacramento aud down tine at all if yous think they is
A New York girl has made $150,000 the highest value. As soon as it has been
above machine to thoso who prefer this style of Kinder with confidence that it will be
progeny that tilled the air with a great pity! Failure c f health among Feather, to hold back the flow of do goin’ ter let you slip through that
tested and pro veil by the whole W orld that
found the BEST OF 1TB «’ LABIS. We have also the »nine lituder wro have »old for
by
a
single
oil
transaction.
A
can
of
treble chorus o f com plaiut From women when the vigor o f youth tritus caused by hydraulic mining way. No, sir. My racket beats that
live years on this Coast, and its work speaks for itself. Advertising space is expensive
Hop Bitters was the purest, best and most
it blew her rich aunt to kingdom Valuable family medicine on earth, many imi
and we prefer giving details by letter and invite correspondence from nil who need a
one o f the trees a katydid sang a
sses away is but too patent, and would involve the expenditure within all ter pieces,” said the first newsboy, come.
Self Kinder. We have agents in nearly every town, whe will b> glad to explain the
tations sprang up und began to steal the
noisy song, as if in welcome to the
merits o f our machines, or we will do so upon receipt of letters asking for them. We
ut too commonly caused by this the next eight years' of $1,500,000. lighting up the stump of a cigar and
notices in which the press and the people of
have also t ’ e O w b orn e M in g le .M o w e r s . C o m b i n e d M o w e r s a n d I t c a p c r a
A
professor
was
lecturing
on,
visitors. But with these exceptions practice.
Most women, from long with doubtful results, and would at gazing critically at u couple of his
the country had expressed the merits of H. B .,
W i t h Me I f-I t lik e a n d M in g le s e l f - K a k l n g lle a p e rN .
“
After
Man,
What?”
A
listener
re
silence reigned supreme, and save custom o f wearing these stays, are best prove but a partial remedy if hy companions pitching pennies.
and in every way trying to induce suffering
Extras for all our machines in full supply can be had o f our agents or o f us. All ma
marked
that
it
was
“
generally
the
invalids
to
use
their
stun
instead,
expecting
to
from the heavens, not a ray o f light really unaware hew much they are draulic mining should continue. The
“ Well, gin mo do racket.”
chines fully warranted, and all defects cheerfully made good. Address.
make money on tho credit and good name of
could be seen in any direction. While hampered and restricted.
A girl of remaining seven items of appropria
“ Don’t lie in a hurry. I ain’ t soilin’ sheriff or some woman.”
H. B. M any others started nostrums put up
going from the gate to the door a 20 , intended by nature to be one of tion aggregate $33,000, the expendi out that lay for nothin’,” said the first
“ What does the sign ‘ inward bag in similar style to H . B ., with variously de
sensation was created by the excla her finest specimens, gravely assurre ture of which has not been ordered newsboy. “ If yous 'ill put up a cig gage’ mean?” asked Snodkius of his vised names in which the word “ H o p ’ or
mation o f a gentleman: ‘"Look! don’t one that her stays are not tight, be because in each instauce the amount arette I ’ll let yous in.”
friend, a* they walked through the “ Hons” were used ill a way to induce people
to believe they wore the same as H op Bitters,
you see the woman T” pointing his ing exactly the same size as those she is deemed wholly insufficient to ac
depot—“ refreshments.”
33 M arket Street., San Fra nc isc o.
“ I ’ll go ye.”
A ll such pretended remedies or cures, no
finger directly in front o f him. None was first put into, not perceiving her complish the results desired. Work
“ AVell, my idea is ter bide in Jum
A Southern paper states that a D e matter what their style or name is, and espe
o f the others, however, were certain condemnation in the fact that she has under the above appropriations has bo’s trunk un go in as baggage.”
catur, Ga. man saw a rainbow after cially those with the word “ H op” or “ Hops”
in their name or in any way connected with
o f having seen anything, and the re since grown five inches in height and therefore lieen deferred, to await
“ Yes don’t say so,” said tho second dark, and people are avoiding the them
or their name, are imitations or counter
A. a. IIALLIDIE,
HENRY L. DAVI»,
porter, whose eye had been sharpened two in shoulder-breath. Her stays future action by Congress.
The newsboy. "B ig head. Ha, Joe.”
saloon he was known to patronize.
feits. Beware of them. Touch none o f them.
President.
Secretary.
to a razor-edged keenness for the ex are not too tight, because the con amounts appropriated for river and
Use nothing but genuine Hop Bitters, with a
“ AVell.”
When a woman wants to get ftd of bunch or cluster of green Hops on the white
press purpose o f detecting uny ghost stant pressure Las prevented the de harbor improvements at 186 different
“ I see somethin’ in a street car de her husband for an hour, she sends
label. Trust nothing else. Druggists and
that might stalk across his pathway, velopment of heart and lung space. points wilt be expended by J une 30, other day what would ticklo you.”
him up stairs to get something from dealers are warned against dealing in imitations
SUCCESSORS TO
was unable to observe even the faint The dainty waists of the poets is pre 1883, and us no provision forcontinu
“ Yes, I got enter de straw meself,” the pocket o f one of her dresses.
or counterfeits.
A. S. IlallfSio, Robinson «fcllallldlc and
est flitting o f the thinnest shadow of cisely that flexible slimness that isde ing these works was made at the last said Joe, diving into the office after
California Wire Works Co., Manufactur
It is nice enough to serenade and
ers of uud Dealers in
the most inessential sprite, that ever stroyed by stays.
The form result session of Congress, operations will his papers
sing, “ Come with the lark, come with
ot out o f its coffin to put on mortal ing from them is not slim, but a piece be suspended at that date.
Wire, Wire Rope, Wire Goods, Brass, Copper | Iron Wire Cloth
the lay,” but the hen that comes up
abiliaments. The gentleman never o f pipe, and as inflexible. But while
TERRA-COTTA LUMBER-
Of the total amount appropriated
II.’ivo C o n s ta n tly o n h a n d a f u ll *
promptly with the lay takes the cake.
theless, earnestly declared that he endeavoring to make clear the out by the bill Gen. Wright, Chief o f E n
lin e o f F ia l nnd R o u n d W i r e Rope I
Said a doctor to a lady patient:
had seen the figure of a woman g lid rage upon the practical good sense gineers, estimates that about $5,225,-
o f ir o n a u d S ’ . t l . W i r e W o r k
A comparatively uew industry is
“
You
must
take
exercise
for
your
ing ahead o f the crowd, us if leading and sense of beauty, it is necessary 000 will remain uuexj>ended at the that of the manufacture of terra
R a ilin g s , C u a r d s ,
S c r e e n s , S ie v e s ,
the way to the door.
to understand and admit the whole end of the fiscal year, June 30, 1883. cotta lumber, now carried on near health, my dear.” “ All right,” she
S h a d e C lo th ,
said,
“
I’
ll
jump
at
the
first
offer,”
and
Within about five minutes from the state o f the case
and will be available to continue the Perth Amboy, New Jersey. The
S ir d C a g e s a n d
sho
did.
time the circle was seated the bolt of
works of improvement at 237 points. lumber is made of two parts of saw
B a tte ry S c r e e n s ,
one o f the doors sprung back. The
In the list of works which will thus dust to one o f clay. The clays used
THE SMALL BOY AND THE CIRCUS.
A GOOD FRIEND TO THE CHINESE.
THE S C U T T PA TE N T
noise was distinct and loud, and was
be continued are: The breakwater at are the dark colored, rich and tena
S a n F r a n c i s c o — Consul A . F. Bee, of the
An
L ic e n sed
H o u r P o in t e d
“ The advent of any circus is hailed New Haven, Conn.; the Hudson R iv cious ones that overlie the white fire Chinese
immediately followed by an audible
Patent»
Under
Consulate Office, expresses himself
Barbed Feuce Wire.
turning o f the door on its hiDges. with curses by resident managers; but er, Buttermilk Channel, Oowanus clays.
They must lie free from clearly in saying that he, as well as his family
But nothing could be seen; in that the advent of a three-ring circus, Bay, the harbors at New Rochelle coarse sand or grit, but tine saud is have suffered severely from rheumatism and
direction all was darkness, us the which combines pretty nearly every and Port Chester, N. Y .; Raritan Bay, not objectionable. Spruce sawdust neuralgia, and that medicines were used in
vain. A t last St. J acobs Oil was tried, which
door only led into a smaller room, known possibility in the way o f an N. J .; the Delaware River and D ela is used. The constituents are thor effected immediate cures in every case. The
the windows of which were ekmed. attraction, is met with a display of ware Breakwater, aud the harbors at oughly mixed in circular wheel pits Consul regartls the Oil as the greatest pain
Office and
\ jVTn
ß
fir
F O R .
F A I N
.
San
CURES.
. . . .
Suddenly a hand touched the re grief too deep for Bimple profanity’s Buffalo and Oswego. In addition to by means o f wheels armed with ro curing remedy in existence.
Salesrooms
mà !• U i U
I Francisco.
Rheumatism,
Neuralgia,
Sciatica,
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plumb,”
writes
Howard
to
the
Phila
porter upon the cheek, and the re
tho unexpended balances o f the ap tating knives traversing the mass
Lumbago. Backache, Headache, Toothache,
Printers who are about to purchase new
porter endeavored to seize it and delphia Times. “ Why? I f you ever propriations made bv the act of 1882 somewhat as in tbe common brick
■oreThrosl.■w elling*.M prnlns. Ilrulses.
type, or printing material of any kind, should
H um s. Ncalds. Frost lilies,
were
a
lxiy
your
memory
should
be
grabbed—only air. Looking towurds
COMET
there still remains a balance of $601,- wheel pit. As little water as possible send for tho new specimen book and tho re
AM) ALL O I'll KIt HODILY 1*41X8 AXIS At UFA.
the window the distinctly outlined stored with answers. When I was a 257 of the appropriations o f previous is put in. The prepared mass is car duced price list just issued by Messrs. Palmer ■old by D ru ggist. au>l Dealer* every where. Fifty C e u u a tou ts.
Direction* in 11 L an gu age..
boy
my
father
had
a
big
lot
in
Brook
&
Key,
the
go-ahead
type
founders
and
press
form o f a woman made I 119 blood run
years, which will eventually become ried by elevators from ihe grinding
FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF
T H E C TIAK I.ER A. V O G K I.K Il CO.
• 1« A. ViXlEI.ER A CO.)
Haiti m ore. Mil., 1 . 8 . A-
The attention of tho public i* called to the
cold. There was the apparitioi , sure lyn, where the Historical Building available for the specific objections floor, where it is pressed by a power makers of San Francisco and Portland, Ogn.
CONSTIPATION.
This firm has forged so far a! ead of all its
above
celebrated
marks,
which
give
assurance
now
stands.
The
old
gentleman
was
enough that bad affrighted so many
for which it was appropriated, no ful steam press into rectangular competitors that it is the most complete
of the highest grade of pure, wholesome Teas.
H There has
never
N o otherdiseoflo is bo prevalent in this coun
women and children, and whose visit hopelessly pious and a deacon; but he part of which is likely, howev.r, to he blocks convenient for sitting and printers’ supply depot in the country te-day.
try oa Constipation, a n d n o rem e d y has over
The character and quality of all tho good»
been an instance in
equalled th e eelobrated K X D N E Y -W O U T as a
ations had made a commodious farm rented the field to a circus once, and expended during the present fiscnl cutting into the ordinary sizes for Palmer & K ey’s stock is not only very large
import’d by tho old ertablished house of
which this sterling iu-
euro. W h a te v e r tho cause, h o w ev e r obstinate
M A C O N D l»A Y & CO. is m anif.rted by it*
vigorant anil anti
house untenantable. Every one in the family had u free ticket. It was year. O f this amount $100,000 for tiles and blocks. The blocks come and complete, but their type and material is
tho case, this rem ed y w ill overcom e it.
of a high grade. Their type in w onderful f o r
increased bi iness, especial care being given
febrile medicine has
the seance saw the mournful figure givon to the servants, and I was not improving Harlem River, New York, from the press on the second floor, perfect justification and beauty o f finish.
n I H E7 f ?
T H I S distressing oom plaint
to full weight and good va’ uo.
failed to ward off the
■ ■
C ü l ■ j® v e ry a p t to bo com plicated
allowed
to
go.
D
id
I
go?
D
idn’t
I
as it stood a veritable shade of the
awaits the acquisition of the right of are there dried by artificial heat, and The new Price List, just issued by Palmer &
w ith constipation. K id n e y -W o r t strengthens
complaint, when tak
go?
I
crept
under
the
canvass
near
Key,
is
a
regular
boon
to
the
trade,
as
they
tho
weakened
parta
and q u ic k ly cures all kinds
departed at the window, but only for
c i i a l l i ;\<; h
way by Commissioners o f tho Su are then burned in circular kilns
en duly as a protec
o f Piles even w h on p h ysicians and m edicines
save at least 15 per cent, by buying from
an instant, for it vanished almost as the trick mule’s buuclle o f liny. I preme Court, of the State of New with fiat, domical tops and down can
tion 'against malaria.
h ave before Id le d .
this house. The job fonts shown in Palmer &
Hundreds of physi
soon as seen. “I saw it,” whispered made tho acquaintance of an hostler. York for the proposed canal or cut to draught. The firing is coal, but with Key’s Specimen Book are the cheapest we
cians have abandoned
lia W O N -
all the officinal sped
one o f the party: "S o did I !” ex Finally I braced the flap keeper on connect the Hurlem und Hudson an increased heat the sawdust burns have ever seen, and we don’t see how the
DUTIFUL C U R E , as it is fo r A L L tlie painful
ties, and now pre
claimed another—and so on. But the strength of the family ticket and Rivers
and carries the baking to an end. other Type Fouuderies of San Francisco can
scribe this harmless
diseases o f tho K i d n e y s * L iv e r a n d B o w e l s .
sell at all to any printer who gets the new
vegetable tonic for
I t cleanses tho nyatem o f tho acrid poise n that
Mr.
Tuckett interrupted
those played hookey for a week, being final
Tho time for burning varies from specimen
chills and fever, as
cau os tho d readful su fferin g w bicli o n ly tho
book and price list of Messrs. Palmer
® t p cC O
well as dyspepsia and
■victims c f rheumatism can realise.
INDIANS IN SCHOOL.
undertone interchanges by an in ly detected by reason of my facility
thirty six to forty-five hours. Each & Key. The printers of Oregon and W ash
n e r vou s affections.
TH O U SAN D S OF CASE S
kiln holds about thirty tons. The ington Territory are now not dependent upon '■
junction o f silence. “ You must all in turning handsprings. Then I had
Hostetter’s Bitters is
o ftlie worst form s o f th is terrible disease have
Captain Pratt, head of the Indian product, which is straw-colored, is San Francisco /or supplies, as Messrs. Palmer
the specilic yon need.
been q u ic k ly rolievod, an d in a short tim e
KeSp still,” Baid he, “ wo are going to to learn the Book of Esther as a pen
For
sale
by
all
Drug
PERFECTLY CURED.
Key have just opened a branch warehouse
gists and Dealers gen-
have a good manifestation if wo will ance; but it wus worth it, indeed it school at Carlisle, Penn., in which the slit by circulur saws into tiles or cut &
at 87 Front street, Portland.
They keep in
I'iT lt clean se*, S trengthen s and g iv e s N ew
erallyV«*» «'*«!!
_
was, although the tent was canvas, children of chiefs of almost all the into shapes for floors, ceilings, walls, stock there a complete assortment of Type,
only keep as quiet as the grave."
} L ife to a ll tho im p o rta n t organs o f th e b o d y .
► The natural action o f th e K id n ey s is restored.
Quietness did not bring immediate the ring suwdust, the elephant a scare tribos are being oducated, lately told etc. The material is flre-proof, light Presses and Material, and have shut out all
^ T h e L ivor ia cleansed c f a ll disease, a n d tho
N.F.N.U.. F irst Series. No. 48
" Bow els m ove free ly and health fu lly,
result, however, ns a most tiresome crow aud the clown a miserable tho following story o f his method of — weighing only fifty eight to sixty competitors by selling in Portland at San
Francisco rates. Tho printer who finds the
dealing
with
them.
A N OTED llL’ T U N T IT L E D W O M A N .
mouther.
The
boys
of
to-day
are
bet
_ U T l t Acts at th e sam e timo on th e K I D N E Y S ,
two pounds per cubic foot, or about need of a Patent outside cannot do better
wail o f nearly half un hour ensued,
A l a forfeit of »1 0 4)0 .
' L IV E R A N D B O W E L S .^ | | SOU» by
Four or fivo Navajoes were brought half tho weight of brick—aud so
[From the Boston Globe.]
at the end of which patience had be ter served.
than write to the S a n F r a n c i s c o N e w s p a p e r
II. V . CìREtiOKY & C'O.,
f t . l,Up il> or IMtY. D r y con be sent b y m a il.
to
the
school,
some
of
them
young
I W ELLS, RICHARDSON & CO.. Burlington,Vt. (57)
U
n
i
o
n
,
Palmer
&
R
ey
proprietors,
the
sheets
strong that cubes of two to five and
gun to seem the least o f virtues. But
¿ A 4 C a l i f o r n i a kit., Man F r a n c i s c o .
THE DINNER TABLE.
men
o
f
eighteen.
The
day
after
they
turned
out
by
L
oom « guubleuit-n «,io superior to
from an upper room there finally
5 N o r t h F r o n t Nt.. P o r t l a n d O r e g o n .
a quarter inches resist strains of from any thing got up in the United States. I f you
arrived tLey were placed in classes
>le A geni------- ----------------------------
— .
-
come the first note of a prolonged
An exchange says: AVe are often and taken to the shops where the In 1,835 to 13,000 pounds. It can be don’t believe it, send for sample sheets and be
CHALLENGE
E N G IN E . A nd Dealers in Machiner)
sawed and planed like wood, and will convinced. Messrs. Palmer & R o y ’s address
refrain o i agony, the like of which asked for information in regard to
and Supplies of all descriptions.
the reporter hopes to never hear the proper manner of arranging a dian boys are taught trades. But the hold a nail. It is thus a valuable ma is 405 and 407 Sansome street, San Francisco,
Is u n failing nnd Infal
Navajoes haughtily refused to learn terial for partitions, floors, ceilings, and 87 Front street Portland, Or.
l i b l e in c u ring Kpil
again. The low moan of a woman in dinner table.
The following hiuts or to work.
ep lic Fits,
Spasm s
Tho
aristocratic
spirit
roof sheathing, etc.—[Philadelphia
despair, swelling slowly into a heart are, we believo, the correct thing;
C on vulsion s, S t. Vitus
Carpets and furniture 20 per cent, cheaper
D unce, A lc o h o lis m ,
ding wail that rose and fell, Above all things have your linen spot was strong in them, nnd there is uo Record.
rendili,
at H. Shellhaaa’ , 11th St., Oakland.
O pium E a tin g . N er
v o u s debil’ ty,S crofu la
seomei id to quiver through every part less and ironed properly, and your aristocrat ho confident of his impreg
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and nil N e rv o u s nnd
nable position as an Indian. The
B lood diseases.
To
W e never heard that Shakespere was a
o f the building and to die away in silver and glass shining.
Arrange teachers enmo with their complaints
A DRAIN PEST.
C lerg y m en , Law yers
broker,
but
ho
has
certainly
furnished
a
great
j
sobs o f agony that echoed from room your plates on tho table right side up.
L iterary m e n , M er-
many stock .quotations.
to
Captain
Pratt.
1
ch
ants.
B
a
n
k
ers,
La-
i
to room. The shriek of a lost sou), if A knife and fork should Lo supplied
«lies nnd a ll w h ese se
AVithin the last two weeks a grain
“ They are stubborn and we cannot
dentary e m p lo y m en t |
there is BUch a thing, could not have for each courso and a dessert spoon
pest
has
made
its
appearance
in
Ala
SNAKES AS LIFE DESTROYERS.
causes N e rv o u s p r o s
tfeesra . E d itor*
been more terrible, more harrowing for soup. Place the knives with the punish them. AA'hat shall we do?”
tration, Irreg u ’ nritios
Tho Ions of life in India due to the ravages
The above is * good likeness o f Mrs. Lydia E. Pink-
“ Nothing. Lot them alone. Let meda, Contra Costa, ¡Santa Clara,
o f tilt: blood, stom ach
or more realistic, and the reporter is spoon between upon the right hand,
of venomous snakes is almost incredible. Yet
ham, o f Lynn, Mass., who above all other human being*
bow els or k in d ey s, or Business Suits to O n to ’ from
Santa
Cruz,
Monterey,
San
Mateo,
• - - $20 00
them
eat
and
sleep
and
be
as
idle
as
w h o require n nerve
Consumption, which is as wily and fatal as the
m ay be truthfully called the ‘ Dear Friend of Woman,**
willing to admit right here thut if ho the forks, with the tines down, upon
Pants
“
“
“
- - - - 5 00
and
Sonora
counties.
The
insect
at
tonic, appetiser or
they
choose."
deadliest
Indian
reptile,
is
winding
its
coils
as
some
o
f
her
correspondents
love
to
call
her.
She
had not been paralyzed with fear ho the left, All the dishes should be well
Fine Dress Suits
“
“
- - -
40 00
s tim u la n t, Sam aritan
first
is
a
small
dark-green
louse,
hut
is zealously devoted to her work, which is the outcome
around thousands of people while the victims
N e rv in e is in v a lu a b le
At
first
this
treatment
appeared
to
would have jumped out o f the win heated. The napkin should be neat
T housands proclaim il
o f a life-*tudy, and Is obliged to keep six lady
e r v i
iu a day or two dovelops into a fly are unconscious of its presence. Dr. R . V .
Prompt Attention, Honest Dealing and a
agree
excellently
with
them.
They
the
m
ost
w
on
d
erfu
l
In
dow and made tracks for the roatj ly. folded, with a piece of bread or roll
assistants, to help her answer the large correspondence
Perfect Fit Guaranteed or no sale.
with gauzy wings nnd somewhat like Pierco’s “ Golden Medical Discovery” must be
v ig o ra n t th a t e v e r susta! ned th e sin k in g system . Fo>
b y a!____
all D ruggists
TTT7: I-T: S. A . K U ’ H M O M
leading | back
to
Oolusa.
It inside,' and pluced ut the right hand loafed about the buildings, or lay in those seen on cabbage leaves nnd used to cleanse the blood of the scrofulous im which daily pours in upon her, each bearing its special saie
__ by
__
»I. Josep h , .Mo
burden o f suffering, or Joy at release from it. Her
the
sun,
terribly
homesick
for
their
M E D I C A L CU. ‘Sl !•* 1 'r o p f
purities,
for
tubercular
consumption
is
only
a
Rules for self-measurement, and Samples of
was a genuine relief whou there came side. A china bowl full o f ferns or
Vegetable Compound is a medicino fo r good and not
rose-bushes. A stalk o f wheat-blades form of scrofulous disease. “ Golden Medical
Cloth Sent Free to any address,
a sound like the rattling of dishes flo w e -B , if obtainable, should always own woods. At last they began to which was well covered with the pest Discovery” is a sovereign remedy for all forms
evil purposes. I have personally Investigated it and
on application.
take
note
of
the
stir
and
cheerful
life
am
satisfied
o
f
tho
truth
o
f
this.
from the adjacent room, and the fe lie upon the dinner table, or a flower
o f scrofulous disease, such as tumors, white
was
taken
to
Prof.
Norton,
of
tho
Sun
On account o f its proven merits. It Is recommended
male figure, first observed, entered pot o f growing ferns concoaled in a in tbe busy hive about them, nnd Joso Normal School. Ho declared swellings, fever sores, scrofulous sore eyes, as
and
prescribed
by
the
best
physicians
In
tho
country.
724 Market & 203 Montgomery St.
wistfully watched their comrades at
woll as for other blood and skin diseases. B y
( I B D I I T W O O D S n m l H A K IIK M ,
with what appeared to be a broom in handsome jar.
One says i “ It works like a charm and saves much
In giving a dinner work.
that the best was (he ophis a vena, a druggists.
SA N F R A N C IS C O , C A L .
pain. I t will cure entirely tho worst form o f falling
Ship Timber, Locust Treenails, Dock Plugs, etc.
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her hand.
party, a largo block of ice placed upon
vegetable
louse
which
propagates
On the first of the month the boys
o f tho uterus, Leucorrhoea, irregular and painful
Besides his Duchy of Cornwall, the Prince
l29-147.Spear
St.
and
26
28
Howard
St.,
Outside the night air had grown a salver nnd covered with moss and came up in line to be paid their wages once a year, and increases many thou
Menstruation, all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and
of Wales owns real estate valued at $90,000 $
Ulceration, Floodings, all Displacements and the con
Sun Francisco, and 156 State St., Boston, Muss.
perceptibly cooler, the katydid had flowers will make n pleasing orna for tho work they had done.
sand fold. If left to themselves they year.
sequent spinal weakness, and is especially adapted to
J o h n W ig m o r e , Boston. A . A . W ig m o r e , S. F.
ment which, as the ico melts away,
hushed her song, and clouds ob
“ What is that? Why do they have would rapidly eat up everything in
the Change o f Life.”
•Humanity’s groat hope for the future is
scared the stars. The horses and cools the air. Soup is usually served money?” eagerly inquired tbe Nava the country, but unfortunately they
It permeates every portion o f the system, and gives
alone to l>e realized in improved conditions of
T U C
Q | I K | For Farmers,
vehicles were found all right at the first, the servants handing tho plaice joes.
new life and vigor. It removes faintness, flatulency,
have many enemies, chief of which matrimony.
What a profound obligation
I n e . O U IN For Everybody.
destroys all craving fo r stimulants, and relieves weak
’ate, and a half hour’s brisk ride at the left hand to the guest. Only a
“ They are paid for work,” was the is the chrysopn, n green beetle tlmt does this /act involve! Those who realize the
THE SUN is not only a newspaper; it is also
ness o f the stomach. It cures Bloating, neadochcs,
A NEW BRAN D OF
anded the investigators at the west few spoonfuls are in the dish, nnd no reply.
lays larva) which preys upon the responsibility can hardly do better than take
the best m gazine o f general literature pu'
Nervous Prostration, General Debility, Sleeplessness,
liflhed. Its readers miss nothing worthy o f no-
from Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, whose
Depression and Indigestion. That feeling o f bearing
end o f the bridge. As to whether one asks for or accepts a second plate.
The idea was a new one; these men aphis. The lnrvio when once hatched advice
tiee
tlmt
is
current
in
tho
world
of
thought.
Its
down, causing pain, weight and backache, is always
the foregoing incidents, which have Fish is next served with potato cake bad nover in their lives had tbe op out liberally may be counted on to wonderful remedies for the cure o f all diseases
WEEKLY edition contains an Agricultural Do-
peculiar to women are so justly celebrated.
permanently cured by Its use. It will at all tlm^s, and
mrtment o f unequaled merit. Subscription:
been faithfully reported, were the re or rolls; or small oyster patties are portunity of earning money, or o f see devour all the lieo and flies, nnd a Send for pamphlet.
under all circumstances, act In harmony with the law
)A 1L Y (4 pages), by mail .1.1«*. h month, or
sult o f true and genuine spiritual served ufter the soup ami before the ing men earn it. It worked like leaven singular fnet is that they invariably
that governs the female system.
#41.50 a year; SUND AY. (N pages) W l.£ 0 per B
i i - P
r e
I n i .
year; W e e k l y (W pages) to 1 .0 0 per year.
It costs only $1. per bottle or six for
and is sold by
I f disease has entered tho system, the only
manifestations or o f mere trickery roast appears. When wine is served, in their minds. For several days they appear soon nrtor the wheat pest ap
I. W- ENGLAND. Publisher, New York City.
druggists. Any advice required aa to special coses, and
prearranged and played upon the se if you do not wish it, put your finger were quiet nnd thoughtful. Then one pear. Prof. Norton said n field of way to drive it out is to purify ami enrich the
the names o f m any who have been restored to perfect
blood. To this end, as is acknowledged by all
A W E E K . $12 a (lay at hotue easily made. Costly
ance holders, by some menus not ex over the top of tho glues and say: after another, they came anil usked wheat might be destroyed, but the medical men, nothing is better adapted than
health by the use o f the VegetaLlo Compound, can be
$72 Outfitf.—W. Address T R l'E A C o ., Augusta. Maine
obtained by addressing Mrs. I\, with stomp for reply,
lainable, each reader will have to “ Excuse me, please.” The dessert is for a place in tho shops and in classes. beetles could be counted to keep tho iron. The fault hitherto has been that iron
Put u p In 25 an d 5 0 lb K egs.
at her home in Lynn, Mass.
udge for himself. As witnessed they placed upon the table ufter the sal
He also de could not ho so prepared as to be absolutely
J. M H A L S T K D 'S
“The Indian,” says Captain Pratt, pest from spreading.
For Kidney Complaint c f eith e r sex this compound is
self
regulating
ad every semblance of genmueness, ads have been removed and the “ is taught to think no is degraded by clared that he had found tho same harmless to tho teeth. This difficulty has
unsurpassed as abundant testimonials show.
been overcome by the Brown*Chemical Com
1N C I IIA T O R !
" Mrs. Plnkham’s Liver Pills,” frays one writer, “ are
and it appeared impossible that any crumbs brushed from the cloth. Pud work. I would teach him that work pest in Humboldt county a few yeius pany of Baltimore, M d., who offer their
tt
th e beat in ih e teo rld fo r the euro o f Constipation,
From $20 up.
legerdemain could have been in dings ami-pastry are served first, then is respectable.”
ago.
The bull element in produce Brown’s Iron Bitters as a faultless iron prepa
Biliousness and Torpidity o f the liver. Her Blood
Send for descriptive
ration,
positive
cure
for
dyspepsia,
indiges
voked. Supplemental to these there jellies, ices nnd cakes and fruits.
Purifier works wonders in Its special Hue and bids fair
price-list, etc,
It is difficult for any man to learn exchange is making capital out of the
O y l i n c i o r
I n k X
are uny number of stories going hi Finger-bowls should he placed at u lesson which is never taught to him scare ubout this bug, declaring that tion, kidney troubles, etc.
to equal the Compound In its popularity.
T h o r o u g h b red
All must respect her as an Angel of Mercy whose.
show that the old farm house is each plate when the fruits and ices either by precept or example. The if it becomes general throughout the
poultry and e g g
I n p u t u p In 5 0 I s 1 PO II», K e g « n n d 1*
Umbrellas are made in France to the ag-
ambition is to do good to ct her».
m a d e n p e e i a l ly f o r W i n t e r a n d
1011 Broadway. Oak
certainly haunted by perturbed spir are served, with a dainty napkin for Indian on a reservation is aasecluded State the crop will bo entirely swept grogato value of $8,000,000. Turkey is her
Philadelphia, Pa.
('.)
Mrs. A. M .n
M u m m e r u n e , a n d t o M u lt t h e
best foreign customer.
its. On one occasion, as som eliiisd drying the fingers.
d iffe r e n t M y l e s o f P r e s s e s .
away.
as
in
a
prison.
He
lives
upon
rations
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hands were quittiug the corn-field,
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TAKEN OUT OF BED.
ALL SIZES.
The following is a paragraph from which lio feels are his due, living
IOO lb . K e g s
about dusk, a woman walked among
P
R
IC
E , 16 c t s . in
Dr. R. V. P i e r c e , Buffalo, N . Y . : Dear
given him usually in payment for im
it
| 7 «< n
Uuiler Ihe timber culture art an »Sir—
00 “ *
tbem. They siioke to her, asking the projiosetl regulation now under mense bodies o f land which he has
C
om
plete
Stock.
I have to thank you for the great relief
Send yonr orders to
who she was, but receiving no re consideration by the Commissioner sold to the Government He is never applicant is entitled to 160 acres on received from your “ Favorite prescription.”
Send for Catalogue.
sponse one o f them endeavored to of Internal Uovenuo with regard to brought in contact with the great any section naturally devoid of tim M y sickness had lasted »even years, one of
n . iiE n n iN O ,
which I was in bed. A fter taking o re bottle
Manufacturer of
tonch her, encountering notbing blit the payment o f rebate to luauufnct busy market o f the world. He has no ber, the whole section must lie de I was able to lie about the house. Respectful
Fine Furniture, House, Bank and Office Fittings.
air. The pkautom disappeared, and urers o f tobacco, etc.: Tobacco, snuff, share in its industries or its wages; void of timber. On one section only ly. A M A N D A K. E N N IS, Fulton, Mich.
A
.W
.
Sanborn
&
Co
4?« and LU MM HTH HI., San Francisco.
* «•*-♦ -
the man, scared almost, to death, fell cigars, e tc , will be regarded as held he has no protection under its laws. one timber claim can be taken. It
I T D E S IG N S F U R N IS H E D J f J
« 4 U F A I d MT.,
“ In case I am recalled," announced a young
into frightful convulsions and had to by the manufacturer where they are It is a fact that the Santee Sioux, the requires eight years to acquire a title.
to a Western audience, “ I shall sing S an F r a n c i s c o . C a l .
be lifted and borne to the house. goods of his own production in his Omahns, Poncas, Cherokeos and every Actual residence is not required. vocalist
She
was
not
re-
M
y
Grandfathor’s
C
lock.’
A ND P R O P R IE T O R S O F TH E
Here he raved and foamed at the |iosHession either in his factory or in other tribe to whom tbe chance has The first year five acres must lie called.
h
ohn
oeblin c s on s o
• C O i week In your « * n town. Terms ami #5 outfit
w 0 0 free Address H H a l l e t * C o . Portland, Maine
mouth, aud did not recover from his any house or other place where they fairly liven given, have eagerly ac broken. Second year be must culti
#*#“ X o eye like the master's eye.” Had
vato this live and break five more.
MANUFACTURERS OF •
nervous prostration for nearly two are held by him in storage only, as
P . F . C. S A N D E R .
Thin! year he must plant the first Esop lived in our day he might well have
rovided i.i section 8,235 Revised cepted civilization.
Weeks.
T r o n a n d S t o o l
wi
added, “ No popular curative like Kidney-
five acres. Fourth year he plants the W ort.” All e y '« are beginning to turn to it
w
i h
e
r o
p L
At another time a young girl of lb, Statutes. On goods so held the re
Attorney and Counselor at Law, A.
seeoud
five
acres
in
trees,
which
make
for relief from diseases of the liver, bowels ami
hate
may
be
paid
in
stamiis.
A
n
d
W
I
R
E
o
f
e
v
e
r
y
d
e
s
c
r
i
p
t
i
o
n
.
daughter o f the family occupying the
A curious sight for n foreign visit
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207 SANSOME ST.. SAN FRANCISCO. CA L
the ten acres. On the day of final kidneys. Kidney-Wort is nature's remedy for
place, weut to the well to draw a
| Agents for New Jersey Wire Chith Company.
them all. *1 hose that cannot prepare the dry
Tlie declaration of Bishop Warren or to Constantinople was witnessed proof 6,750 trees must be living.
! and for the Ruck Thorn Barbed Fence. \ o . I -I
bucket o f water. The hour was 8 in that the new Methodist University at on February 7th at the Ministry of
can now procure it in liquid form of any
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|>RI M M M t r e c t . K nn F 'r a n e ln e o .
the afternoon, and the sun was shin Chattanooga would be lists! for edit Finance in StambouL
Some 2,000
Practices in ail State and Federal Court«.
Collec
- AND -
ing brightly. Before lettiug the rating negroes anti whites together women, mostly soldier's widows, liter
Oen. Hazett says that the published
tion« Frollate and Real Estate matters given special
There is nothing better for Poison Oak
backet into the well the girl looked has excited heated discussions, and ally took the building by storm, clam report that fears are enterlsined for | Cuts, Burns and Sores than M other C a r t ’ s attention
SEWER WATER AND CRlMNEY PfPE .
down and was astonished to see the fierce opposition to building ths Uni oriug for the payment o f their pen the safety o f Lieut. Greeley's party S alve . Price 25 cU. T ry it.
FIRE B R IC K .Tilt AND CLAY.
form o f a woman standing waist deep versity is manifested. Is is the opin sions, which were long in arrears. at Lady Franklin Bay are without
D R ) N T IL E V A S E S RU ST IC F L O W E R P O T S ETC
Prescription Free for the speedy
of H erron * De-
M
i l C T I I N u
h
y
.
Don’t
wear
dingy
or
faded
things
when
I.mt Manhood and all dlw nl. r* 6rought on by
in the water. The girl was about to ion of many that no site can be ob The mouey not lieing forthcoming, foundation.
The station there has tlfc* ten cent Diamond Dye will make them blli»v.
Imll-rreiions or e\-v«»es. A f t P-nugia* has the In-
, when the woman appeared to tained if the races are to be mixed in the office or the Ministry was invaded been permanently abandoned, aud the good
groan,
s.
a
-
D
t%
IP
*o
\
X CU.. So.
as new. They are perfect.
1^10 to 1316 M A R K E T S T. S.F.
T 3 .\ n o a u M r v e ti S e w
lu r k .
La rg e A s s o r t m e n t and Fair
pworda as if coming from the it
by a feminine stream, and many were relief ex|iedition which will be sent
O R L IN C O L N .P L A C E R C O C A L
4 - A A f t p c r «lay at home. Samples worth SB tr e e '
at melted to air before reach
the invectives heaped npon the head next Summer is for the purpose of
A man in the central office of the telephone
Fig u re s !
« « 0 JpaUAddress *TIN*..)>• *Ce. Portland Maine
S E N D FO R I L L U S T R A T E D C A T A L O G U E ;
io g the top. The girl ran screaming
A posse led by a Deputy United of the unfortunate Pasha.
bringing back the party and is in ac c mipany says that the noise there is different
from
a
young
lady
at
a
party,
for
one
is
a
hall
to the house and related to her States Marshal surrounded a party
cordance with Lieut. Greeley's pro room belle and tlie other is a bell room bawl.
TEAS !
' COM ET )
Studabeckars Tailors’ Square,
Two souls with but a single thought: gramme.
mother thqhorrible spectacle she had of Texas horse thieves, seven miles
witneeeM! ' ' The mother, a resolute south of the State line, below Hunne Free man—"N ow that you are en
v , ’i'-i vi' iL&vrrrrvr
■
TEAS!
<
§
>
In complete onier,
FITS. FITS, FITS.
German woman, made fun o f her well, Kan., and, demanding their sur gaged to the girl, I suppose that you
S uccès-fully treated by W orld’s Dispensary
Tho best judges o f Fine To t invaiW I v u t e
CYLINDERS, JOBRKK8 AND HAND.
Th»
prohibitory
amoiithnent
to
tho
daughter, ant)/WdljrUhrentonod to render, were fired on. The officers nave discovered some subtle affinity,
Medical Association. Address, with stamp
o f the above cniehratod brands, which fox
AU styles and sizes.
nearly thirty year* have stood at the top oi
punish her If '«bo did no{ go and get returned the fire, killing
ng Samuel
San
Rom some magnetic influence that will Constitution was not r»»jocttxi by tho for pamphlet, Buffalo, N. Y .
n x s is s r
Connecticut
House
not
having
the
U m market. M A C O N P R A Y A C O., w h o «
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the water. But about a week there and wounding
ig Jams
Jan I Ro*a, when the forever bind------” Amory— "Oh, yea,
A Perfect system ot Dress ruttino. Simple. Exact
im port*!* n$ embrace every variety, call at
Summer boarders who have been assigned to
ind adapted to every description of Garments. Fat
after the mother had occasion, after father of the l<oys surrendered.
indeed! I ’ve only known her a week, necessary two third* vote. The Sen
tention to the excellence of their une« »lorn
the top floor o f old-fashion«d farm-houses for
cut to fit without alteration.
Received Dip-
dark, to
to the wash shed, to the
and yet I ’ve found that we both ate rejected the bill requiring rail a term of weeks unite in the opinion that such Japan Tea, Formosa, Oolong an-l English urns
D M » 11 .« 4 9 7 ’* » ■ « • ■ » . S I
1,tom at Mechanics Fan. 1«*2 Office 2M*toHi?.>n
Francisco. 8TÜDABECKER k LOUDON, I rupi
rear o f the house, and while there was
Confidence is a plant of dew adore lemon wator ice, and we posi roads to provide free passes to mem building« are erected on the principal o f hide- Breakfast Tea's, which are full weight, pure Ban
s«ad for circular
AN
F R A N C IS C O , - - C A L .
and
wholesome.
ber*
of
the
legislature.
roast attics.
approached by a female, who stood in growth in an aged boeom.
tively loathe olives.
TIIE HARBOR BILL.
|ASTBANGESTORY.
THE NEW OSBORNE BINDER.
r\
i
'A
ru
D . M. O S B O R N E & CO.,
California Wire Works,
f
KIDNEY WORT
<S>
g
Portable Engine.
bittebs
A Competitivo Tost.
K ID N E Y -W O R T
JOE POHEIM ,
Best Fitting Clothes
in The State.
H
H^
HARD WOOD
Join figm ore ,1
LUMBER.
“EXTRA.”
f
I
Price 2 0 cts. Per lb.
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W OODEN
M ANTELO
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T y p e F o u n d e rs ,
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C
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405 and 401 Sansome St.,
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