ACROSS THE SEAS Society notes: The heir of Mr. and Cropped hair is tho no wont abomin FOMY FAI.CIES ! Mrs. Constantine Dude Smith w ill' ntion among fashionable ladies. The The New O r i m i -i '< ea t n4 Lord O ’Neill is dead. given bawl Thursday eveuing in hon hairpin manufacturers should rise up gests if a weak young man finds that Peek, Bad Bay invaatt a Mew Pate at Bouquet. Heavy floods ure reported from or o f the first anniversary of his par as one u$nn to nrotnut against the out i of Lynch at Dahlia ven flel in ¡1 S~i ______________ chess-playing hurts him, he had ents' wedding. Mis Lulu Gilfloury rageous assault on their right« and Lower Canada. America' better buy a chess-protector. W H I C H C A L 'S K S S C E N E S O F T K O t 'H L K All the Nihilists on trial at Odessa will be married Friday morning in privileges. In thitf iminuor the aym To insure obtaining the Best, Cheapest and Freshest Teas There are two charming lady den Saint Sebastian's Church. There will pathios of ull right feeling men must IN H I S F A ’S F A M IL Y .| Inquire for the have been convicted. VHKRK THE UKEAT D YN AM ITE be eleven bridesmaids and sixteen g o out to maker«, for a woman with tists in Philadelphia, and young men The village of Oakville, Ontario, P L O T W A S CONCOCTED. are finding lots o f cavities iu their ushers. The name o f the groom, at the cropped hair iu of all hideous thiu^s, “ Say, do you think a little practical has been destroyed by fire. teeth and their jiocket books. request of the bride’s parents, has bob tailed horses and dotfs with The Queen of England is recover been withheld from publication. clipped ears not excepted, the most A recoguized medical authority ha» ! j°ke does any hurt, a»ked tue bud A member o f tke Emerald Club in ing from her late accident. Miss Flora Elsie Clarendon Jones hideous. New York tells the follow ing story: pronounced promiscuous kissing un ; l>oy of the grocery man, as ho came -----------■" The difficulty betwetn France and will shortly lead to the altar Mr. Muy- *‘ I know Lynch. His story is healthy, but he doesn't state whether jn with his Sunday, suit on, and a M Improve tbo present and the future kal l ’ahdee Murrify, son o f the late hio wife caught him kissing her pretty I bo uet in his button-hole, and Madagascar has been adjusted. trtle. He is a young man, about will improve you. The arms for the Hayti revolution Italian Consul.—|Life. sister or the hired girl. - — — .*•••« pried off a couple o f figs from a new | twenty-five years of age.* He lived in ; were shipped from Philadelphia. Yankees are uow making counter Established In 1849 Tlie lack of golden sense is greater Tiis Oldsst Sr&Ads In tho Market- •The woman who seeks roliof from pain by Brooklyn and attended the meetings foit cloves made of wood, and the go- box that had been just opened. London has been visited by a con the free use of alcoholic stimulants and nar than tlie need of copper cents. “ No, sir,” said the grocery man, as - o f the club about once a month. out-betweeu-the-acts young man is cotic drug«, finds what he «seeks only so far as flagratioii, causing great damage. sensibility is destroyed oi temporarily su«- A N O T ! I> ■:! T r v i ' • V’ ■■■ HAN. When there was any important doing his best to aid in destroying he licked off the syrup that dripiied In the village of Katow, Russia, P«nded. „Vo cure wan ever wrought by such ■I from a quart measure, from which he last weok, 500 houses were burned. Importing, Shipping ancl Commission Merchants. Sole means, and the longer they are employed tho business on hand there wore the forests of this country. In answer to a query tho Chicago had been filling a jug. " I hold that The dynamiters threaten to blow more hopeless the case becomes. Leave Agents for the Celebrated “ Roederer Champagne.” sometimes us many as 200 pres chloral, moridiia and belladonna alone and News states that Elizabeth was the en t The Emerald Club is only “ bonniest ’ Queen o f England. She a man that gets mail at a practical up tho Parliament House at Vienna. use Mrs. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. joke, that is, one that does not injure An explosion in a French coal mine one o f over a hundred similar clubs may have lieen the boniest; but “ bon him, is a fool, and he ought to be The current of hato will wash away tho ! killed seven men and wounded many foundation o f love. scattered through the country, and niest” — bah! shunned by ull decent people. That's others. Mrs. Craik says wedlock is a lane a nice bouquet you have in your coat. they all work in union, although It is stated that the French Chinese Dr. Pierce's “ Golden Medical Discovery" I N O T IC E i they have not the same name. They that has no turning. Hasn’t eh ! What is it pansies! Let_me smell of squadron has been ordered to cruise has become so thoroughly established in pub- j i l l: THADF. A M T H E PCI1L1C a n Informal that we receive the (IKS’ C IN E LOUlft K OEDKBCR CARTE Well, Dinah Maria Muloch, you dear it,” and the grocery manlient over in lie favor that were it not for the forgetfulness J HLANCH«t’HAM PAiJNF, direct from Mr [«OUIH^ROEDFKEK, Keims. over his signature and Consular In- are simply subsidiary clubs o f the little thing, will you tell us how the front o f the boy to take a whiff at the in the Tonquiu river. voloe The case I k marked upon the side " M ACO ND RAY ¿1 CO , Han FrauciBCo," and each bottle bears tha of people it would not be necessary to call at- | j lobfcl " M ACON'D R\Y A CO., bole Agents for tb « Faciflc Coast." The French Minister of Finance tention to its power to cure consumption, i Clan-na-Gael Society and sprang divorce court originated! bouquet. As ho did so, a stream of which is scrofula of the lungs, and other blood | projioses to refund the National debt from it. John D evoy was formerly Let women be brought up to habits water shot out of the innocent look M ACONDRAY CO., diseases, as eruptions, blotches, pimples, ul- ; on the Executive Committee of the of industry and economy and learn to ing bouquet and struck him full in from 5 j>er cent to 4 } s. cars, and “ liver com plaint.” 204 8 s 206 Sansomo St., S. 7 . Emerald Club. Hr. Gallagher was Support a husband, says the wise I the face, and run down over Ins British vessels are cruising offCork, 8 do Agents for the l'acifio Coast. not an officer, but was simply a editor of the Texas Siftings Pride to a poor man is like ‘ a stick” to a Mtnnru. Editors t— Sifting , and the ; shirt, and the grocery man yelled Ireland, to intercept a vessel having lemonade. The above Is a good likeness o f Mrs. Lydia E. P ink -1 maker of material. There was murder and fell over a barrel of axe infernal machines aboard. ham, o f Lynn, Maw., who above all ether human being! tramp nuisance will soon cease. split in the club about five years may he truthfully called tho ‘ Dear Friend o f W om an," Military bakers at Vienna are to It is now authoritatively stated I and «“ aths and then AN HONEST POUND- as some of her correspondents love to call lier. She ago and Miles O’Brien and a num supply the places of journeymen in la Eealously devoted to her work, which iB the outcome ber of others went out and joined that Casablanca did not stand on the f °P «d aronnd ,or a towel to W1P® h,s private shops in case of a strike. “ S T A R is the only first claw 3 Tobacco tha | o f a life-study, am i la obliged to keep six lady . , , „ is always put up in 16 ozs. to the pound plugs, j aastetanis, to help her answer the lm-ge c o m ” ; ondenre the Land League. They were o p burning aeck, but skipped over the The German, Austrian and Italian Consumers who always buy Tobacco by tne j which daily pour* in upon her, each bearing It« special side o f the vessel anil out of the way You conduai I kul,k’ , posed to the dynamite policy. rocer> “ “ to th? ^ v “ . he. t<)ok nP Governments propose to make com plug will save 2 ozs. on each plug by purchas* \ burden o f «uttering, o r jo y at release from it. Her “ Trouble has continued iu the of danger. Gone to meet the tale o f ! « an ing S T A R . For proof of this weigh your , Vegetable Compound 1 b a medicino f 3r good and not axe helve and started for him, mon cause against the dynamiters. club through the ambition o f Hevoy, William Tell. Tobacco. Tin Stars on each plug. evil purposes. 1 have personally investigated It and “ what kind of a golblasteil squirt gun The eighteen Nihilists tried at St. The Washington P ost says that have you got there. I will maul you, am «r.tlfflod o f tho truth o f this. the Breslins and others. They de On account o f its proven merits. It Is recommended A G ood T hing . —Enterprise and energy are sired to control matters and it was much of tho butter sold in that city by thunder,” and he rolled up his Petersburg have all been convicted, C A B IW E T W O O D S and Y F X F K IW , and by the best physicians in the country. and six of them condemned to death. good (lualities in business, but unless you have One prescribed through their bungling that such a is fit only for tho soap factory. If shirt sleeves. says: “ It works like a r! arm nrd sav.-s much sonietning that will stand competition, you pain. It will cure entirely the worst form r.f falling man as Lynch was picked out to go this is a true statement we don’t won S l i i p T i i n b o r , L i o o u a t T r o o n a i l B , P o o l t p l u g m . The existence of a society in Ire will find it up-hill work to succeed. There “ There, keep your temper. I took on a mission. The money did not der that some of our statesmen are u test vote o f you On the subject of land, inauguratod|for the purpose of are many patent medicines for colds and o f the uterus, Louc rrhoea, irregular and painful Menstruation,all Ovarian Tront^s, Inflammation and I£D to UTNPEAB felt., and 2A A 1H lloUVItl» ftt., Han Fran cine«. coughs, some of which are first-class and prob come from the Skirmishing Fund, but slippery fellows. practical jokes, before the machine killing landlords, has been discovered. Ulceration, Floodings, all DisjifRemeuta and the con A n d 1 5 6 M a t e H t r « e t , lt o »t o n . UnnM. ably do all that could lie expected of them; came from subscriptions. Hr. Galla Germantown, Pa., has a person >egan to play upon the conflagration Tho weekly statement of the Bank but we have never heard of any cough m ix sequent spinal weakness, and is especially adapted te JOHN WIG MORE. Boston. M um ALPHONBO A. WIG MORE, Ban Francisco. gher was commissioned to go to who can eat a pound of soap, a half that was raging on your whiskey i nose, of France shows an increase of 4,832,- ture that has been so successful in winning its the Change o f Life.” It permeates every portion o f the system, and glve$ A. H. HALLI ILE. President. HENRY L. DAY IH, Bee ratary London and to select the men he pound of candles, and drink a pint o f and you said a man that would get 500 francs in gold and 2,800,000 fruucs way in public favor as “ Ammon's Cough new life and vigor. It removes faintness, flatulency, Syrup.” i t is having an immense sale, and destroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weak wanted. He picked out his brother lard oil at a single meal. He should mad at a joke was a fool, and now I silver. everyone that uses it speaks loud in its praise. ness o f tho Etomach. It cures Bloating. Headache«, and Lynch aDd sent them over. The be sent to Russia ts an Ambassador know it. Here, let me show it to you. The town hall at Antwerp has been —[Editor Pioneer, San Jose, March 25, 1882. Nervous I’rostration, General Debility, SlceplemiMN, box which Lynch threw overboard Extraordinary. There is a rubber hose that runs from attacked by a mob of workingmen ----------- ►<«> «------------ Depression and Indigestion. That feeling o f hearing was an infernal muchiue. Lynch down, causing pain, weight on l backache, is always Few men can be convinced with truth when Rev. Dr. Dooms says there are a the bouquet, inside my coat to my opposed to the establishment of grain ► u co «ors to A. S. HA! LIDIE ROBINSON & HALIIOIE and CALIFORNIA WIRE WORKS CO permanently cured by its use. It will at all t lines, and falsehood brings them a revenue. and Bernard Gallagher were direct thousand stupid hearers to one stupid pants jwcket, and there is a bulb of elevators. under all circumstances, act in harmony with the law -Manufacturers of and Dealers in— ed where to meet the Hoctor in L ou preacher. I f such be the case the rubber that holds alxiut half a pint, that governs tho female system. HOW WOMEN WOULD VOTE. The treaty between Germany, Italy don. It costs only $1. per bottle or six for fri., and Is sold by “ stupid heurers” in this country must ntid when a feller smells o f the posy, and Austria is to continue six years A ni » e v e r y m:- H i r e G o o d « Were women allowed to vote, every one in W i r r . IV I r e It o p e A h ” k Í i ' t ¡«>0 eVr druggists. Any advice requireda3 to special ease«, and “ O'Donovun Itossa is not a mem aggregate something like countless I squeeze the bulb, anil you see the the land who has used Dr. P ierces “ Favor tho names o f many who have been rCFto^ed to perfect anil guarantees their respective terri her of the Club, but he is also en millions. ite prescription" would vote it to be an unfail health by tho uao o f tho Vegeta! !o Compound, can bs result. It’s fuu, where you don’t torics and maritime rights. BP-ASS COPPER AND IRON W IR E CLOTH. ing remedy for the diseases peculiar to her obtained by addressing Mrs. 1*., with stamp fo r reply, gaged in the dynamite work. Three of An odd thing in toys is a savings squirt it on a person that gets mad.” sox. B y druggists. Spain is anxious to conclude a the men arrestod were acting as ag at her home In Lynn, Maas. The grocery man said ho would bank with a monkey, which enters For Eidnoy Complaint o f eith er* x this compound is commercial treaty with the United ents. These are Auburgh, the leader. THE S C U TT PATENT Love your neighbor as yourself—unless ho each deposito in a book. Tho inventor give the bov half a pound of figs if he Stutes, and particularly desires a re unsurpassed ar> abundant testimonials rhov. Lieexised ^ All Dalton and Curtin. Curtin is probably throws nis em pty tomato cans into your back would lend the bouquet to him for «M rs. Pinkham’s Liver Pills,” tayi cne writer, “ are t’ji'V? Patents. caught the idea from teeing human duction o f the sugar duties. yard. a true nam e. Both the others are the best in the world fo r tho i ’ i f Ccmiipntion, half an hour to play it on a customer, cashiers monkey around deposits Biliousness and Torpidity o f i. o h r. K ir Blood false names. Some of us beliove and the boy fixed it on the grocery Tho Canadian Government has before scooping them in. Fari£er works won■’ c -” in itB r ! o and b*ds fair •»•“ W ise men say nothing in dangerous Lynch was a spy, who worked him man, and turned tho nozzle so it awarded a French company $40.000 times.” W ise men use nothing in dangerous to equal the Cotrpe’ - r : r A colored man in Texas has been would squirt right back into the a year for a monthly line of steamers self into our secrets and communi All murt rcf r c '“ ’ * ’ • -- v ,r" ‘ diseases but'the best and most approved reme amhlt'.enti t-> <’ dies. Thus K idney-W ort is employed uni cated with the authorities when he sentenced to ninety nine years in the grocery man’s face. He tried it on between Havre and Montreal. Philadelphia, • - - j H r*.. - it. D. versally in casec of diseased liver, kidneys and penitentiary. When his term expires reached London. Otherwise how the first customer that came in, and Louise Michel has been committed bowels. It will cost you but a trifle to try it, ‘ could all the men have been urrested he will hobble through tho country j got it right in his own face, and then for trial at tho next Paris Assizes, and the result will be most delightful. ----- jUr-VR CONSTANTLY ON HAND A FULL LINK OF------ and claim that ho is the only surviv A S IM P L E so quickly! I know nothing of j the bulb in his pants pocket got to charged with inciting to riot. She A DELICIOUS Breakfast or supper dish. I F L A T f iiHO k i ^ w n W I R E R O P E o f Iron an d Steel. Whitehead or Dalton, as least by ing member of George Washington’s leaking and tho rest o f tho water ran will conduct her own defense. N O IN K I) N M ' I I A K D M in their assumed names. Wo were not body guard. down the grocery man’s trouser leg, tins. W IRE W O R K R A ILIN C S , G U A R D S , SC R EEN S The German press is still publish l lb. A woman who lost a finger iu the and he gave it up iu disgust and For Hale at all Grocers and Whol- sale of the told what name Dr. Gallagher would ing irritating articles concerning Red Cross Packing Co., Han Francisco. H'KVKM. - " A l e CLOTH. II1UD CAGES. BATTERY SCREENS. ETC. give them. The club did r o t pick out employ o f a Brooklyn manufacturer handed it back to the boy. "How was the men to go with Dr. Gallagher. sued and got a verdict of $1,500, and it that your pa had to be carried homo France, which may lead to another H igh chairs at low prices ut H. Schellhaus’ , Lynch is the only uiuu who went tho Louisville Courier Journal reck \ from the sociable in a hack the other rupture between those two countries. 11th S t„ Oakland. Offlea anct SrtiesronnB N o , 6 C A L I F O R N I A S T . , 3&n Franotso The Parliament buildings at Que WHAT 1H lessly udils, “ She did not reflect thut night,” asked the grocery man as he from the Emerald Club.” bee were almost totally destroyed by- W e heard a prominent physician say a few Patrick Egan said he was not in while she lost only a finger, her stood close to the stove so his pants ago that he thought it was the duty of favor of dynamite; and yet ho would employer lost a hand. 3 3 I L L I A R . D S ! leg would dry, "H e has not got to fire, the west wing of the building days tho proprietor of Am m en’s Cough Syrup to alone being saved in a damaged state. S L A V E F S not oppose it. He believed the Phil drinking again, has h e!” ■ E s ta b lis h e d 1 8 5 2 . give the formula to the medical faculty, so "T h é Pendleton Civil Service bill adelphia Convention would indorse has passed,” remarked Mr. Wiggles- On account of a threatened strike they could prescribe and use it without violat- “O, no,” said tho boy, as ho filled EFFE R V E SC E N T F R U IT S A L T ! Parnell, and would, as a body, advo worth, from tho interior of his paper. the bulb with vinegar, to practice on of bakers at Vienna, tho military ing the rules o f the professoin, “ for,” said he, “ so many of m y patients praise it to the skies, cate constitutional agitation, while “ W ell, I ’m glad of that," said his his chum. “ It was this bouquet that bakers have been placed at the ser and cases have come under m y ^observation It is a preparation from sound, individually its members would take wife, “ and now I hope our hired girl got pa into trouble. You see, I got vice o f employers, to prevent a scar where it has been remarkably beneficial, that ripe C A L IF O R N IA F R U IT, raanu ----------- A nd Si le owner« for Pacific States----------- more active measures. city of bread. I know it must indeed be a wonderful discov pa to smell o f it, and I just filled him will have a little more manners. in medical science.” This medicine is for factored by a process ki own only to At a meeting o f i ’enians O’Donovan CFUBRATtD CELAftcV STEA SPKIN CUSHIONS* chuck full of water. Ho got mud and Frequent arrests on charge of ery By the aid of u telephone, a Boston called me all kinds o f names, and Nihilism continue in Russia. Fifty salo by respectable druggists and dealers in the Proprietor. Have re uoved their Ollloe, Factory anil WareJooma to Itossa said: “ I do not know the witness medicine everywhere. HOES IT. contain any mineral Tjynch. I believe I never saw him banjo-player was heard a distance of said I was no good on earth, and I persons, from all classes of people, poison! 5 1 5 M a r k e t S t r e e t 5 1 5 and that ho never saw' me. That is twenty-five miles. There is a grout | would fetch up in state’s prison, and were nrrested lust week, and twenty Buy 50-cent bottle—Amm on’s Cough Syrup. It does not. ----------- . » « ♦.----------- not our method at all—to send out advantage in having an audience at lie said it was different with u man. will be tried before the coronation. O p p o s it e B u s h a n d B a tte r y S tr e e ts . In what does its efficacy consist! Life is a desert in w hkh vice is men from this country. It is incred this distancé. If the music is in Ho said when a man played a joke present location in much more desirable, and in view to our patrons and the public benefit, our offices ar In possessing all of the wide world on Our the ground floor (or store), where an elegant and immense display of The eight dynamite conspirators the sand and virtue the oasis. ‘ ible that a man who had been in the tensely aggravating, the listeners there was a certain dignity about it recommended properties of pure, B i l l i a r d G o o d s , B a r F i x t u r e s , T en P i n G o o d s , S p o r t in g , G y m n a s iu m a n d S k a t i n g GpoD were arraingod in the Bow street organization only ns long us he says can’t throw stones and things. Even that was lacking in a boy. So I lent fresh Fruit, the natural nnd best W H AT PHYSICIANS SAY. ■Axe Exhibited in attractive and unique variety. he was could have been trusted with aritle jvon’t curry twenty-five miles. I | it to him, and we all went to the Police Court, in London, and one of remedy for a large proportion o f the S an L eandro , C a l . them, Norman, alias Lynch, turned no important matters. Our method sociable in the basement o f the A Washington correspondent as- , Dr. R. V . P ie r c e , Buffalo, N. Y ..: Dear diseases incident to man. is not intended to-get the United serts that this Winter it is tho fashion church. I never seo pa more kitteny informer nnd revealed the full details Sir— I have employed your “ Pleasant Purga- ! What is the foundation to many Our Billiard Table Ware rooms, on tha first floor, cirp .-tol an l filled with tho ch liotst an 1 latest st\la o f Billiard Tallies, invite as usual the attention of purchaser*. Wo occupy t h ; entire buildinj. The other flu«r States into trouble at all. I f I got for young ladies o f that city to sit on than he was that night. He filled tho of their operations since leaving New tivo Pellets" in m y practice for the last four being used for the different departments o f our manufactory. diseases! York. years. I now use no other alterative or ca- I any money from you for the cause 1 tho floor when they receive visitors. bulb with ice water, and the first one Constipation, and consequent inac thartic medicines in all chronic derangements should send it across the ocean to be This may be an attractive custom, ho got to smell of his button hole PETER COOPER. of the stomach, liver and bowels. I know of tivity of the Liver. Some unscrupulous parties, with tha intention o f misleading the public, have rented our old place, and with used by men who uro fighting E n g but they would create a greater sensa- | bouquet was an old maid who thinks nothing that equals them. o f a bought up name will try to creato confusion. We rely confidently Inn our friends, patrons Hoes the C A L IF O R N IA F R U IT and similarity Heath has been cutting down many J. A . M IL L E R , M. 1). the public o f this coast to controvert their intentions and expose their worn out dodges Thankful for the land there. All our agents are men tion if they attempted to sit on the pa is a heathen, but she likes to bo past favors and sobering the continuance of tho liberal patronage respectfully, SA L T correct this! who are alrendy in England and Ire ceiling. made something of by anybody that of our foremost men since tho year began, anil now has struck the best When mac raises the devil, he J U « K K T K A I I I Æ & C O ., DOES THE land. Now, by sending money in Near tho town of Irvine, in Estil wears pants, and when pa sidled up known, most loved of all Americans, drops the Lord. that way, I violate no international I MARKIT STREET. county, Ky., recently, a mule belong to her and began talking about w hat a Peter Cooper, and our people, in all treaty. W e can do execution enough Address Plainly as above. San Francisco. ing to W. E. Park deliberately com great work the Christian women of the length and breadth of the land, ^ .M illio n s of packages of the Diamond by legitimate methods. 1 am quite the land were doing in educating the mitted suicide. He put his head F R U IT SA L T correct this! Dyes have been sold without a single com will to-day feel united as by a com sure I do not know Lynch and never through a crack ili a post ami rail honthen, she felt real good, and then mon family affliction. The plain, plaint. Everywhere they aro the favorite saw him.” she noticed pa’s posy in his button Dyes. It does, immediately and painlessly. The testimony of Lynch, occasions fence and having slipped his neck hole, and she touched it, and then simple, unambitious patriarch who “ O Is it agreeable to the taste? down to a lower place pulled back Many druggists recommend and try to sell has gone to his rest needed no titles much comment in Irish circles. At It is as pleasant and refreshing ns Ami choked himself. The cause of reached over her beak to smell of it. or official honors. He was our best what pays them the highest profit. D o not bo a recent meeting o f Irishmen deceived. A sk for Am m en’s Cough Syrup. Lemonade. It spnrkles in the goblet The suicide is not known. He hud I'll, he squeezed the bulb, and about illustration o f the truth of those oft Take no other. The remedy stands on its like Champagne, and leaves a deli tho sole topic o f conversation was the not been drinking and there was no half a teacupful of water struck her quoted lines o f Tennyson: own merits. Y ou can buy a sample bottle for 2 = ’ 2 3 nction o f Lynch in turning informer. trouble with his family. It is thought in tho nose, anil some of it went into “ H ow e’ er it lie, it seems to me, 15 cents, and test it yourself. Larger bottles cious after tnsto behind. ►P» Ho was roundly denounced, and Name, briefly, some of these dis at 50 cents and $1.00. Ask to seo larger sizo by some to have been the result of her strangle place, and. oh my, didn’t ’Tie only noble to be nooil. though none of tho speakers would she y e ll! The sisters gathered around Kind hearts are m ore th in coronets, and read the wrapper. orders for which it has been found an religious excitement. acknowledge their connection with her, and they said tier face was all And vimplu faith than Norman b lo o d .” effective cure. Tho doorbell rang violently and the ' perspiration, amt the paint was com the Clan na-Gael or that Lynch was Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Headache, It is true, though not generally- Carpets and furniture 20 per cent, cheaper a member o f that revolutionary body. lady of the house, thinking something ing off, and tliey took her in the thought of, that ho had achieved at H. Schellhaas’ , 11th St.. O akland. Heartburn, Acidity of the Stomach, It was admitted incautiously that the must have happened, rundown to the kitchen, and she told them pa had enough in the lino of his varied act Habitual Constipation, Nausea, Sea Emerald Club, like u dozen other door iu a hurry. Uniformed tele : slapped her with a dish of ice cream, ivities to have given uim a national Sickness, Kidney and Liver Troubles, THE BAD AND WORTHLESS clubs with headquarters in the vicin grai.h boy with a message. What and the women told the minister and reputation, but ull his triumphs, as are never im itated or counterfeited. This is Over-indulgenco either in Eating or CO ity, were tributaries of that organiza could have happened! Was John the deacons, and they went to pa for an inventor and manufacturer and especially true of a family medicine, and it is Drinking. tion. Thomas Bnrns was said to be dead or ’Liza Jane run over by a an explanation, and pa told them it “Captain of Industry,” were long positive proof that the remedy im itated is of How can you assert this! What the highest value. As soon as it had been President o f tho club, but where horse car! With trembling hand she was not so, anil the minister got in since forgotten as subordinate iuci tested and proved l>y the whole W orld that testimony can you briii£ to confirm Thomas Burns could be found none tore opeu the message and read: terested and near pa. and pa let the dents in a life of wise beneficence, Hop Bitters was the purest, best and most this statement? A W E E K . $12 a day at home easily made. Costly could Bay; and where Mr. O'Connor, “ Shall bring home two to dinner to water go at him, and hit him on the whose steady- and growing effulgence valuable family medicine on earth, many Stndabeckcr’s Tailors’ Square. S72 •utflt free. Address T r u e & Co.. Augusta, Maine sprang up and began to steal the The testimony of hundreds who who was said to have introduced day.” “ Well, the Lord knows that’s eye. and then a deacon got a dose, outshone all else and made the imitations notices in which the press and the people of Lynch into the Emerald Club, was to bad enough,” she said, with a sigh of ' and pa laughed, and then the minis “ brilliancies” o f more selfish careers the country had expressed the merits o f II. B., have taken California be found, was kept a profound secret. relief. ter, wtio used to go to college and lie seem us false nnd tawdry ns stage and in every way trying to induco suffering to use their stuff instead, expecting A Clan na Gael man who stands In a land and time fav invalids One of our Eastern exchanges men 11 hazer, and box. he got mad and diamonds. sasaAKMfcïc* to make money on the credit ami good name high in local Irish circles, who has tions a case which occurred in a small j squared oft and hit pa three times oring, beyond all example, all the ag of H. B. M any others started nostrums put A Perfect system of Dress Cutting. Simple, Exact been a constant attempt upon the State and small town of the Pacific right '»y the eye. and one of the grandizing and ambitious passions, up in similar style to H. B ., with variously do And been relieve 1. It is the wo and adapted to every description of Garments. Pat cut to fit without alteration. Received Dip various Irish meetings, who is a Coast, which we think most of our deacons he kicked pa, and pa got mad and faculties o f all conditions of used names in which the word “ Hoi»” or man’s friend. Ask your druggist terns loma at Mechanics' Fair, ISM Office 224Stocktcn St., “ Hops” were used in a way to induce people San Francisco. ST U D A BECK EU & LOUDON, Prop's PRICE member o f the several secret socie readers will recognize. It is that of ," " 1 he could clean out the wlio.e men, one man was enabled by Divine to believe they were the same as H o p Bitters. for a circular. P*»nd for circular. ties, and who has served in a public a politician who had held an office for shebang, and began to pull off Ins Providence to conquer the praise and A ll such pretended remedies or cures, no Where can this Panacea be ob A r X * O O fll'er day at home. Samples worth f 5 free. AN IMMEDIATE AND PERMA capacity on numerous occasions, hav several terms. On coming Indore the conh when they bundled him out love unattainable by other men, mere matter what their style or name is, and espe W u hW C P ZU Address S tinson A t o . Portland Maine tained? NENT CURE FOR COUCHS, COLDS, iug pledge the reporter not to men Oonven^im for a renomination, he door», and mu I got gc mad to see pa ly ns the humble, simple, consistent cially those with the word “ H op ” or “ H eps” in their name or in any way ci>nnected with ASTHMA. EH0NCHITIS, CROUP, IN tion his name in connection with the had a cWsecall. but finally succeeded abused, and she left the sociable, and doer of good to his fellows. In a them or their name, are imitations or counter a t a n y ; d r u g s to r e ; affair, proceeded to tell tho following in being renominated, when he volun I had to stay and eat ice cream and career twice as long as that of our feits. Beware of them. Touch none of them. FLUENZA, CATARRH. LOSS OF AND XROM “ I know Lynch,” he said, of teereil the remark that “ it was a cold things for the whole family, l ’ a says average ambitious workers, he illus Use nothing but genuine H op Bitters, with a VOICE, INCIPltfNT CONSUMPTION, H A S BEEN P R O V E D bunch or cluster of ^reen hops on the white and he tells the truth. He was sent day when lie got l e f t ” He was badly- that settles it with him. s a l all Dlaoaso3 si the Threat a&d T h e 8 U ! ? f e 3 Y C U R E fo r trated, with no intent toward the label. Trust nothing else. Druggists and H . B . S L A V X N , to Europe by men in this city. The left at the general election, nnd the prominence that was as freely given dealers are warned against dealing in imita Lane. Aeii fer t ie Oallferala Ftfl- K ID N E Y D IS E A S E S . Emerald Club is one of the auxiliary us were his lalnirs for mankind, what tions or counterfeits monarr Balsam, u i i take no other. inhabitants of that locality have ex RUSSIAN FOLK LORE. D ocs a lam s back or a dlsortlDrod urino indi. C lim iis L societies o f the Great Clan de-Gael,” oabe that y o u arc a Yicliiu» T S K f DO N O T good can lie done by a single man, if perienced n very Artie blizzard ever t - f r - SOLD BY AEL DRUGGISTS. -J S i H S 8 I T A T E ; OM K ID N E Y -W O U T at onoe, What th« great re Knockhisnoseoffsky was a N ihilist his “ eye is sin g W nnd his “ whole Dealer in drugs and fancy article Frescription care since. (druggist* recom m end it) aru! It w ill spaedily fully c 'mp'iiinl r .r Mark'', ffoweil »in! ■ddy. storative. IIoBtetter'd J. It. GATES A Co., - ■ I'rop’rs. ov ercom e the disc arc and reotcro healthy action, j His motto was Nihil Fit, which he Under Baldwin Hotel. San Francisco. Cal. SERIOUS CHARGE. Stomach Bittcta will “ Pat, wild yez Ink at ’em n ow !” said ovitcli meant Nihilist fight or body is full o f light" and his works 4 1 7 Sansom o St., S. F.. Oal. It 13 a SURE CURE fo r nil are the outcome of a generous and do most he gathered Mike was gazing intently at a pro Here, in tho midst of D I S E A S E S of the L I V E R . I front what it hM dono M ^ y Ann Dooley, of Chicago, was cession honoring S t Patrick’s Hay Nihilist have fits, whichever off yon noble faith. This N.Y.Sing«r,S20 1 I t ha sp r.-ifc nottuu cn th - m art in y o r lt a t It liM effected ia»li With f i s c i o f Attachment* Fre*. nrresh’d on the charge, it to claimed, in the march. “ See. now, the twllows chose. He was likewis Jy a Commun onr artificial social conditions and in o r g jn , 9 abllng ii to thro«.- o il torp id ity a cd In- Warranted perfect. Light running, cal cure» in thousand» CHIMNEY PIPE actio ., n'lziulatin.T the healthy secretion o f the o f murdering her mother by poison. phat drinks the whiskey all on fut, ist and believed iu an equal division tile hurry and whirl of our metropol quiet, handsome and dufable. Seni o f cases o f lij^pepsia, B il-, arid b y ,:ocpin>, tho in ira e co n d i on tent trial plan wrfbo desired. ; 1 n d G i « y About-a month ago her mother died and the fellows phat sell it all a of labornisky. He livi d in a cellar itan activities, a life as simple, pure Or*»ns i 4 pets tion , eflfccfci-nj its regular diacharrtf. bilious disorders, in Reed«. 1$ stops-. Mechanical Rut O P A S ~ lí s m t f rIOWF« POTS ETC under suspicious circumstances. She roidin’.” Mike grasped a pregnant off, nnd manufactured the sudden and sweet as that of Abraham amid tem iittent ferer, ner • Hass.octave coupler. $knss sweils, H I » -.» ^ . f y ou aro svH iring ir o n with fS stool and ft Rook, only fTk bombshelloflsky nud previous petard, his primitive and pastoral surround f . iri - **■« ^ v i i malaria, lis.v tho ch illi, j ▼mis affections, gen was supposed to tie worth $200,000. fact. Al*o sent on test trial plan If d e M c B E A N & CO. : o i l ! . ’?», <’ v 'p c i v ’ .v c r con etip s'a d . K idney - which the Nihilists threw at their lie- ing» lias been lived, that has sent out sired. Elegant case, magnificent oraldebllit^. const!p* — -------* 1WA « ---------- No veritiisl will was found, but a copy c r t w i.lv ■ o'.ticL iy cure. , tone, durable Inaideand on«. Cir ‘ . r i3 fi£ iQ iJ l'iW k P S E T ST SF. tion, sick headache, n tlie Apr’; t , t cleanse ii»» System , ev ory loved Czar. The Czar did not g o out its softening and educating influences cular. with testimonial«, free. Ask o f an Alleged will was unearthed, s e n d in g m o n e y b y m a i l . men! a) despondency o shou ld ta i.« a th . cc urso c f it j O RfÌINÉ ÒL N. PLACER CO CAL O. Payne £ Co. 47 Third av.Chlour* much. He was not nfraidskv, but to the ends of the earth and the peruJi«r com At any and investigation was followed by the SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE plaints and disabilities <o i *-• 3*or com plaints pecu liar to ! His motto tinii> for over a generation past, if tbo A new law passed by the last Con only a little earefuloff. • y our ex, su ch aa pain and flight of the daughter and a youhg to which the frwhlc t weakr.ceace, K ID N K Y -'W O iir : ; uuaurpaaaod, | are so subject. question hail been askeil in any part man supposed to lie a suitor. For gres* provides for a postal note by was, “ Uneasy lies the whatyonmay as it w ill ic-t prem pt’ y and aafol". For sale by all drug Either U -x . la c i n ’ ir.euco, reten tion o f urine, j gists and d e a l« « gen Borne reason the man was not arrested. which smaller sums than $5 can lie callit that wears tjie thingumbob.” of the land. “ W ho is the most loved b rick dust e r r -py depcaita, and d u ll dragging j erally The prisoner appeared to tie oA>r transmitted by mail for a fee of 3 When lie went out lie put on a steel tunn in America!” the answer, “ Peter pains, all speedily y : : . I to its n:¿rativa pow er. i f T T t A cts ct tho F3 ' ? t! no on the KXDNTfYS, whelmed with mortification at the cents. On money orders for larger hejilmet and a brnsskovitcli vest, atid l ’oi>i>er," would have been inevitable. L IV S A a :TD B e r n T oro-n a tip a tion , as fob got inside a safe with a time kick on It was a continuing and growiug T * l_ l CT o i IN I INTERESTING PH.'S, o r I i.i'uir.ntism it io «. perm anen t cure, mere fact of lieing arrested and placed sums the same law M A K E S TIIK --Proprietors o f the largest and m ost o u t l e t * it. In this way, guarded by his sol triumph of goodness, that will be re e i ic ir r a . P r i c t i . v] I l i t O U I N AND CANDID in a cell, and between sobs protested lsw-^jt tyr. The snptorfluona won!» a d phrasoa of imoiwit Far orders not exceeding $10, diers, he would take a turn on the corded by the future historian as one her innocence. “ I never poisoned my journalism wer<* long ago discarded r*y Lllr. |0 M A f l l A C ! piazzainsky, nnd if not shot o ff or of the redeeming features of our 8CN. mother—no, sir. It is wrong t o ! eight cents. It reports in a fresh, snooient. u neon von tional wray ail tbe news of the world, and it Exceeding $10 and not exceeding mangled by exploding shells, would times. |N. Y. Mail. accuse me of such a thing. I always n »fl m e t If what it thinks « M i l mot: M again ►«•»« - — „ __ * 0 in. This was what he called loved my mother. I was tier only- $15, ten cents. •vent* Subscription: D a i i .T (4 pages', bv CHALLENGE . A u xiliary Exceeding $15 and not exceeding having a high old time. Knock Ins Don’t yon think Parson lirown is mail. .W«*. n month. o r f f M # » year. S und ay child. We never had any difference * pages'. * l . * A p c r ywtr; W n i L t pages'. j noseoffskv made a patent bombshell- a man o f considerable ardor!” in Business Suits to Order from - excepting my engagement with John $30, fifteen cents. ** ** " - - F * V k N O I.A N D . P u b lis h # !1. N ew Y o r k C ity- l Pants Exceeiling $30 and not exceeding [ sky tilled with slugs and nails and quired a friend o f Mr Jollie. “ No.” Heasions. My mother did not like •.'r* l O I Fine I>res« S u its " " " - i $40, twenty cents. other cheerful contents. He wnited was the reply, “ on the contrary. I in him, but I do.” ON THE COAST. Is unfailing n»d fnbu Exceeding $-40 and not exceeding his opjmrtunity and fired it off at the fern'll from the exhibit made at din t P r o m p t attento-r, II« ne-t Dealing and a She said further that soon after lu tu e In cu rin g Epi- rpiM* Fit», Sp«»m! perfect Fit Guaranteed o No Sale. — Address your orders to----- i Czar. It hit him on the combination ner the last time he invited me to her mother died an alleged will wns $50, twenty five cents. Uoiivulflions. it Vltn Rule« for Self-messuremint. ami Sample* o f Cloth i (fence, Alcoholfiun F.iceeding $50 and not exceeding and spoiled it. so that it would not dine with him. that he was a man o f produced bequeathing her property free to any a-Ulreas, on application. Opium E a ting. S e : c - open When the Czar discovered .very little larder.” \.M isdpbtlitr.Srrofub to a number o f charitable institutions $00, thirty cents. A 3 and nil N ervous *n Exceeding $00 and not exceeding this he said; “ D jjjl!” and K nockhis-’ ^ ------------ -♦- in Chicago, leaving her heir nud only- r.iiHsI diseases. 1 ' ion to Miller ft Rhichsrds) 724 MARKET & 203"M ONTGOM ERY ST., C lerg y m en , L aw yer I noseoffskv said: “ I have settled his 1 Said an actor whose private repu child a certain suin on - condition of $70. thirty live cents. SAN FR ANC ISCO CAL. L.GTury mo;’ , Type Fournier*, Press Dealers, Elee- Exceeding $70 and not exceeding bjasb. That’s the kind o f a sjtring tation was none of the best, “ They count«. Rankers, I. her not marrying a young inan men and P rinten ’ * and all whose »* liaTe oast me to a character that I I beansky I am.” tioned, whom her mother thoroughly $80, forty cents. (tenlarr employmer A C o m p e t i t i v o Tost, tro and Stereotyper» j K lA L t n in Machiniste. i .nt-es Nervsos I'm don't like, and I doubt whether I Exceeding $80 and not exceeding | “ , disliked. j self regulating At • forfeit f - * io n o ti Hon, Irregn artie $100, forty five cents. In studying human nature, t he ought to take it or not.” “ Oh, take <i. i be Hloo«l. stomacL “ **““ |*« l B A TO R ii. p .<¿ k i :<; o r v a < o . ...v.visor kii»deys.o ------------ — —— | student >■ apt lo learn the bad side it by all nienns, ’ urged F ogg still f A 4 ( ' « l i f o r a i a r t f - M a n V ra n c i « ,o require a nerv fro,n **op * » t i lir W----C Send for de*criptlT appetiser o Tho statistics, as given by the De- | from his neighbors, and the good ing under his breath, ” any character “Don’t pull me around s o ," said A J fo rth F r e n i fft-, P o r t la n d . O r e g o n . rv inr.; , samariis prior IM. etc San Francisco. Sole Agent« for P«c (k Coast for Farne » erlebt the thief Uf the policeman. “ I have troit F ret Press, show that a Califor- side fr o * his own book o f life. must l * better than your own.” ,\.-r * l o r •' Invaluabl CHALLENGE KXGINF. and «Usk-ra in M \ i proclaim | Tin sud supplies of all »tewrip*'on______________ a felon upon mv finger.” “ And 1 nia stage robber saved $4581 in ton j ■ ------------- Cheerfullv Furnished wonderful 1> B r*dw ay . Oakland have my fingei upon a felon.” re months, but in time months a Niag i Idleness is the first toll gate on the marked the policeman. ara hackman saved $5255. I road to hell. THE SECRET OUT. PRAQTJCAL JOKES Teas, <S> C om et, O olong and E nglish B reakfast Teas. MACONDRAY 81 GO., 2 0 4 and 2 0 6 Sansome St., San Francisco. ROEDERER CHAM PAGNE. 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