The Polk County Itomizar. COUNT ISSUED E VK U Y S A T U R D A Y J. S. M c C A l N . j T A iib s rrlp tlo u K atrat ftlofU C'opiM Oil« Year ........ * HI* Month* .......................... " ** Thiev M outh*....................... Sluil* Number.............................................. •U R M R IP T IO N MTST BE 1‘A IU IN AD VANCE. i.o v i: K o m P R O F E S S IO N A L CA R D S. BY GEN. W. H. LYTLE. J. N. S M IT H , M. D., PHYSICIAN AND S U R G E O N Dalian, Oregon. Office uu Mill 81, North o f Court Iloune DR. W. Ii R U B E L L , T) E 1ST T I S T , Dallas, Oregon. w o k e d o n e in f i r s t - c l a s h style Office one door north of J D Lo«'a White Brick. ll A N L B IT L E K JO H N T D A L Y DALY & BUTLER, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, W IL L PRO M PTLY ATTE N D T o A L L LEG AL buzim.-** entrusted to thorn. Office uu M ill St. oppoeite Court House, Dallas E . J. D A W N E , ATTORNEY AT LAW, an d N otary P u p lic - S P E C I A L A T T E N T IO N G IV E N |TO C O LLE C TIN G and lonuintf numuy. Alwaya prepared to loan from •lUO to *'2,600 on personal or real estate security. Office In Uriawold'u builtliuj;, oppoaite the bauk, .Salem, Ore gon. J. II. T O W N S E N D , ATTORNEY ATILAW, Dallas, Oregon. - P P IC E ON M IL L STREET. O PPO SITE T11E Court House. Collections made a specialty. M E . B. S K I P W O R T H , ATTORNEY AT LAW, -A N D - Notary Public, A lbany, Oregon, \ I 7 I L I . PILVI TIC E I N A L L T H E f o r RTS I N T H E t \ State. A ll buslueH* «titnutud to him promptly at tended to. Office in O 'T oo I j ' s Block, Broad Albin Ht., Geo W. Belt. Indepeu tence. “ L ‘ T i i las BELT & P IP E S . ATTORNEYS__AT LAW, I t ? " W ill practice in all the Courts of the Stato. Office up stairs in C ourt House. W. C A P P S , M. D . Homoepathic Physician and Surgeon. C D alls ay N or io h t tended 1’ r to A o pm tly t . 1ST* Office on M ill Street opposite P rin tin g Office. D R . J. B. JO H N S O N , X ^ o n t ln t - H aving returnod to Independence to permanently locate, is prepared to do all kinds of dental work. F illin g and treating a specialty. Office in V anduyn & Smith 's new brick, up stairs. W T R U IT T C. A JOHNS. T R U IT T & JO H N S , Attomeys-at-La’w, D A L L A S , OREGON. FFICE ON M IL L STREET, N O R TH OF COURT House. auglt5 O DR. I. T. R E S ID E N T MASON, D E N T IS T , Dallas, Oregon. (Late of Eugene City and Sheridan ) Nitro Oxide or Laughing Gas administered._ Office up stairs over H Butler's store. ___________ D a l l a s , N o v . 17, 1882. Z F. VAUGH N, Mill Street, Balias, Watchmaker and Jeweler, W atches, Clocks and Sew in g chines Repaired. M a A ll work Warranted. Z. T . DODSON, M. D., PHYSICIAN, SURCEON, OBSTETRICIAN. HaHfpermanently located in Dallas, Oregon Office in Hyde s drug store. W . H . HOLMES, A ttorney and Counselor at Law, Salem, Oragon- JOHN McDOWELL Real Estate Agent, D A L L A S , OREGON. |>ARTIF,H D E S IR IN G TO B U Y O R S E L L R E A L J estate, will do well to consult me. Office two doors west of Jap K. Miller's drug store. I MONEY TO LOAN! W# have mones to loan on approved Real Estate Security, in sums from O ne to T en Thousand Dollars. Truitt & Johns. LTim e:fcFrom one. to five years; Terms Easy. August N . UM W ILSO N & RAY. Drags, Patent Medicines, STATIONERY, Perfum ery, F a n cy and T oilet Articles, C IG A R S A N D TOBACCOS. T E R R V D A L E . OREGON ROWELL & SON, Blacksmiths, D ALLAS, OREGON, i RE N O » R E A D Y T o DO A L L R IN D * o » A HI„-.onut. w rk in th-'r lln- of E'litBM. In th* M Ityla .ml on kb. U t . d *I HI Un> P**» '[ S ' J j j find them at U m I p shep 'rhenerer work is wanted, daw or night ihirsh t) is ■* «ty EIW born sip». m m dwo* south of Ruma k VorrtaonV«▼•ry . . Italia*, November ft. 1*2 W w w u » • « P WRIGHT, AUCTIONEER And County Surveyor. DâLUt Ol T IL L A T T E N D TO • i r --------- »r »n ii VOL. IX. T* ATT N 7. f r via not. fsirt-st, chide no more ,V r n.e ibr bli-ahlng wlaa. It: l ei-., hi«* is innocent, V. h« u Ibrills the pulse with wine. l h .41 sve the goblc-t in my hand, And veil thy glances bright. Le t wine gnu txauty m ingling, binned wreck my soul to-nlghL Tlu'ti, sweetest, to the ancient riia, In tcnlpturtd beauty rare. Bow d 'Wu tby red-arched lips and quaff 'i he wine, Llmt eoqaners care. Or b.vaihe upon the ehluiug cup '1 ill that its ¡«trfunie be Bwrt t as the »cent of orange caves Upon some tropic sea. Aud while thy fingers idly stray In da llauce o 'tr thy lyre, Bing hi me, love, some rare old song '1 hat gurht d from heart of fire — Boiiga such as Grecian phulaUE hymned W hen freedom's field was won. Am i Pert ia’s glory wiih the light Faded at Marathon. DALLAS, OREGON, SATURDAY, APRIL 14, 1883 ieth!ng green to rest the eye upon.” “ That is Very true; but we have „.tilin g gr. eu hero at present,” replied lm landlady, leading tbe way majeitio- ,11V to th ) « n a il slid barren urra in the viir win re there was a crop o f olothes- n. oa bat not a b lu d o ef gru»», nor even . sickly tre h “ Bat M are at liberty oplailtand cultivate whatever you pl-ase, ixcept vegetables aiul sunflowers. Wo .bouldn’t wish to have it look like a n rk it garden, aud Rebecca has a par- icuiar die ike for suuflowc-s. You might mike it look a perfect paradise, and then, > i haps you would prefer to have all- the >ack rooms yon could get. T h ey would .e away from the uoise o f the atreet, and 1 back kitchen is handiest iu several re- • I t her wti-i Y o J « £ ttm fp im ty of »to w .leclared alie. "F u ll U £ a d ry cellar sufl not troubled with rate— I am g U l juu of the C e lla r and closets, for they rem n uio of rat* and mice. ro,v h " N o t a mouse, nor a rat, nor u - b u t 1 was about to observe that tenants, irreproachable i “ otl**r , .jHvts, are sometimi* ovor-. ecii.bl. * n 1 running into each other’s rooms all the tim e ; Tuid some are so reserved that they hold us little intercourse with those under the t»amo roof a** « tlu y “ I think you will find, Mrs. Fleshly, r f f t n i »peak to Mr. Prod about it," said Mrs. Prod, turning her back upon that, if we agree upon other he gloom y prospect, which lent no force shall observe a happy medium, fro“ Mr Prod down to Lamueh W o snail to tlie argument. “ And. now that yon tir>i< till the »bouts o f armed men Ring bravely out oucc more; „>eak of tho kitchen, how w ill it be never mistake onr a ju rtin en L for yours^ S.ng till uk ' ii I h the gh st-white tents nor allow you to lose sight of us ulto- ibout washing and sweeping the stair- Shine by the moonlit shore. Bid from their melancholy graves wuvs aud eutries? ” The buried hoped to start, “ We will take our turn, of course; b' ‘ ‘ That’s a gooil amsrer, nnd very sat- knew etc many a storm had awupt .u tl suppose that a* you have four men ufactorv, SO to rT b u t permit me to . say The dew drop* from xny heart. one or two things more by W f ™ . folks— for tho boys are worse than men, Bing the deep memorios of the past, roiratorv 1 have no doubt your boys ■i respect of wear and tear and dirt— .ft y k .til Khali follow thee, vou would not object to doing about aro or.lerly for boys, but I ani aware It* b mnd.OBS depths re-echoing T h y glorious minstrelsy. ¿wo-third* iuatead of one-half tbe clean- there is such a thing a» unuitentionid Ami as the wi d vibrations hang ug, we having but ouo rnalo person to rudeness, arUing spontaneously from K ite tered by tlie air, tho natural exuberance o f I li ili ink, thy white arm round me, love, ¿lueo women.” _ , , ..... In wine, that conquers care. should hope that your boys, in the over " I will »peuk to Mr. Trod about it, flow of their annual spirits, v o u 'd n « ^ vas the faint und evasive answer. “ I t so far target tl.ems. Wes, and what . coins reasonable, but m y boys are very I, an and orderly, always scrape their due to the d guity o f age and tlie di Uca of our common wont matt eet before they come iu, uudare careful ,.v character, as to saluto (Inuidmother aot to injure carpets, paiut or paper. Mrs. Flesh ly very much wanted to let “ I am glad you have spoken about Fleshly by tho title ot ‘ granny, or call about six rooms iu the house to some hat ” proceeded the luudiudy, * for it mv sister Uebecoi au ‘ old * .mail and respectable family, and Mrs. ' “ I should hope to bo hy aud ' ^ l ’rod very much wished to hire six rooms -emin ls me o f what I was goiug to ask their ears ii they dnl,” replied Mrs o il— whether you pay much attention in some house, with a small and respect Prod “ But I never have occasion to 0 dress, ns a general tluug, or merely able fam ily in the other part; but, as iivsstii’ ilv, or don’ t care much if you correct tln m for their deportment to I'Otli liiul lived long enough to under They uro inimU like^their /oslip-shod and anyhow, .'omo of the their elders. stand the hazards o f moving, and what ITncle Joe. who never tears urouun it was to dwell under the same roof „•st people, to ll • sure, go slipshod and much, and is a model for emulation es mvl.ow ; but Rolieccn is very particuliy with disagreeable tenants or landladies, pecially, I may say, m regard to l c ih"alt appearances, ami I think myself, they thought it wiso to l>o particular s . But then, let me see. W hat II, d so dues Sir. Fleshly, that it Is lilie best wheu they met for tho first time, and was 1 goiug to ask you? Oh, aliout ,,r people to bo always respectably enter into details beforo thoy made a borrowing, Mrs. Fleslily. I am gla. bargain, and thus lessen the f future regrets on account o f it. ' “ You w ill have no cause to be troubled you h a jliu e d to call up the subject o f habits 1 which, innocently lntondod, n that score,” replied Mrs. I ’r.xl, with Tho terms having been stated, as they went about the premises Mrs. Prod k pioud smile. “ As for James and sometimes cause considerable discom fort 1 he habit of borrowing. Our Samuel, they always dress us if they proceeded to give some idea of her fam- family is provided with everything .vero going to Sunday-school. Ilie y iiy : 'aho after mv brother Joseph, who is a uecc.4ary for honsekeopmg, and we like “ W o are fiye people, I would wish to to accommodate, but are much opposed u’ar dandy. As to my husband, date, in ¡he lirst place, to avoid all mis 'm e is no end to tbe clotUes he ms ; to to e common habit ol lernbug and understanding. W o aro Mr. aud Sirs. and for myself, this black bilk dress borrowing. I suppose, as jo u r t o l l y Prod— that is, my husband and myself— usu’t a spot nor a rip in it, ami yet it aro so particular in regard to others, ind he is a few years older than myself, that you never indulge nr the custom of s the meanest one 1 have. I am very ind in tho flour business; ami my •lad u m spoke of that, for I was going running ill, every now and then, to bor brother, Joseph Squeams— I was a nak you the very same question— row a dish, or a pan, or a towel, or a Sipieams before I was married— and hois ,1,ether yon and your husband, and little milk, lard, molasses meal « salt, •to and clerking it— and that is three ; kin r sister Rebecca, and your grand- do vou ? i feel suro you do n ot, but, as md then there is my son James, who is „„..her observed neatness and the fusli- you say, it is best to have these thing« 1C, and that’s four ; and my son Samuel, agreed upon and perfectly understood who is 8, and that’s fivo, and they g o to .„us ; for it would Do quite m ortifying ichrol.” to us if you were not scrupulous in that ^ M rs ^ F ic s h ly assured licr that aha “ And in our fam ily there are four,” never borrowed, and was Bow contented returned Mrs. Fleshly. “ W o aro Mr. “ Then we shall g et aloug delightful to ask but a few n ore cautionary ques and Mrs. Fleshly, with no children ; Mr! t leslily being iu the boot and shoe busi ly,” returned Mrs. Fleshly, apparently tions • and then, with smiles »m l cour' ness, and a little older, like your hus much pleased at this homage to dry tesi^s Mrs. Prod withdrew, dectering band. Aud then there are m y grand goods, “ if wo agree upon other things. that she had little doubt that Mr. Prod 1 ' have known two families to live in the would take the rooms. mother, who is eighty, she boing a Mrs. Fleshly waited aud wished m Fleshly, as she married m y husband’s same house for tweuty years, and hard anxious expectation for father’s father ; my maiden sister, R e ly know which family they belonged to if they had a good understanding with c 1. waa very tager to let tlioso six becca Tiddy, who is— ahem !—a few years o l d « than I am, and as I was a each other and agreed upon all the lit- apartments, sue little cared which six ; tic points.” _ . , * i,ut Mrs. Prod never carno back. l ’iddy before I was married. ” “ There is one little point I should Mrs Fleahlv, wheu all hope was gone, “ T h e six rooms which wo wish,” con like to inquire about,” said Mrs. Prod. .vas sorry that in ln r craving to be safe tinued Mrs. Prod, “ are to be a parlor “ We are a very happy family, and the she hail Tost her surety. She felt that and a kitchen, one chamber for Mr. Prod, ono for mv brother Joseph, and hovs w ill laugh and talk, and Jo-eph is die lmd been much too overm ce . In en a great singer. Ho lias a splendid bass die wished aud now she wanted. She -me for James and Samuel together, aud voice, and when I play and ha Bings, and iried to console herself by tho supposi- Jiie spare.” Mr. Prod i i telling funny stones to “ W o have all them ," said tho equally fames and Samuel, perhaps wo might ll°“ That minx was too jierfcct to bo precise Mrs. Fleshly, “ and when wo , „ can agreo as to front and back, I have disturb you.” “ 1 am glad you spoke of that, ex reBut, on the other hand, Mrs. Prod no doubt we may make things agreeable, claimed Mis. Fleshly, " f o r I forgot to «sorufully related tho interview to her if wo should agree upon other tilings." ask you if you made much noise, how. uusband glad of the t'm o y in qu is'tiv^ “ Lam glad you spoke of that, for I Grandmother Fleshly is pretty deaf, but aess which hail led them to look elso- wished to question you mvself about lie is often in dre ad that the house is kvliere for parties not too exacting the other tilings, for, after all, it mny bo on fire ; and if your brother Joseph has the other things which will be the most 1 very bass voice, she might hear it and ^ M s ^ U m t s h e was very particular. important. How is your water? Is it h in k it was nn alarm of fire, and it Prod ” she concluded, with animation , good aud handy?” might cause her death. W e have to be “ but I think I gave her about as good “ Croton iu both kitchens, as you may ve-y cai etui ubout grandmother, as she is bho sent.” now perceive, and both in wet sinks, us ;» 80 years of age, aud we wouldu tw ish you p erceive; and I um glad you spoko mr to die prematurely. So don t you if tho water, for Rebecca is nervous, hiuk on her account, if not for Rebec ;a, and can’t bear to hear the water running A T R Ä TE L I XG M OUNTALT you would prevail upon Joseph to d.s- ill the time, and I presume that your ,0113,. with his singing, and induce Mr. A H e a v y M o v e m e n t In C a n a d ia n Real boys are not rude and won’t let it.” Prod and the boys to speak m a low E s ta te . “ I shall see that they do not, Mrs. tone and laugh nnldly ? ” TFrora the Toronto Globe.] Fleshly ; and now, as we are speaking o f “ I w ill speak to Joseph, and Mr. Tito famous sand banks near W e llin g water, how is it about coa l?” Prod, and James, aud Samuel about it, ton bay, on Lake Ontario, are reached “ l will show you the coal-holes m y ,aid the obliging Mrs Prod, “ aud per- l»y a beautiful drive of ten miles from self, Mrs. Prod. There they are. Tw o tiaps they will.” . Piotou. O ver tbe two-m ile-wide isth holes iu the sidewalk, anil you may have " M r Fleshly is very fond of Ins mus separating the little lakes, the sand the right or the left, and X. can put an ,ipe, ’ 'said Mrs. Fleshly, wishing to. banks, whose glistening heights aro F over mine or a P over yours, to pre a.crest u recompense for llie i-acrmee visible miles away are, approached. On vent mistakes ; or wo can have it dis couired, “ and perhaps your husband near approach they are hidden by the tinctly understood among 11s all which out brother would like to pass the even- cedar woods, till the roadway in front hole lielongs to your fam ily and which mid smoke with him occasionally. is barred l»y the advancing hank, to 10 mine. ” •'S m o k e! Oh, no, indeed! Mr. Prod avoid which a roadway through the “ I Will speak to Mr. Trod about that. nn’t bear the smell of tobacco, and it woods has been constructed up to the I think he will have no objection to do lways makes Joseph sick. D o n t you eastern end o f the sand-range. The ing whatever you think is right.” iiink— I am very glad you happened to sand hanks stretch like a crescent along “ I suppose not. Ha, ha ! the gentle laak o f that— that you could persuade the shore, the concave side turned to men are always easy to get ¡along w ith." dr. Fleshly t o givo up I il s pipe? “ T oo easy sometimes, and that’s tho the lake, along which it leaves a pebbly “ H e always smokes down in the kitch- reason why I go house hunting myself. beach. T h e length o f the crescent is suggested the landlady, with a look Nobody but a woman knows what a over two miles, the w idth^600 to 3,000 woman wanls in a house." or 4,000 feet. “ Butohat would make it still more “ That is very true,” agreed Mrs. Claml>ering up the steep end o f tho mpleasant to Mr. Prod and Joseph, for Fleshly, in a business-like tone. “ And range among trees and grape vines the , lie smoko would ascend and smell all how aro you about visitor* ? D o you wooded summit is gained, at an eleva >vcr tlic house." , have very many to keep the door-bell «• Perhaps Mr. Fleshly might arrange tion of nearly 150 feet. Passing along ringing much o f the time ? Rebecca is the top the woods noon disappear, and t so as to keep his pipe oveT the range, very norvons about boll-ringing. She we emerge on a wild waste o f d elicately o. d let the smoke go up the chimney ; says it pierces her head through and tinted saffron, rising from the slate- r perhaps Mr. Prod or Joseph might through, and makes her afraid that ,c willing to bear what little scents they colored I »each in gentle undulation and somebody is coming to see her.” • rot till they were used to it. I think sleepily fallin g on the other side down “ W o have but very few visitors,” hat we w ill be able to overcome the an to green pastures and into the cedar answered Mr*. Prod ; “ and, speaking o f woods. The whole surface o f this oyance, Mrs. Prod, if we can agree annoyances, I was going to ask you if qsin other thing*. And I would like to grandly undulating mountain desert is yon have any objection to our burning ribbed by little wavelets a few inches uenlion something about sickness. W e fluid in the house instead o f gas. M y apart, hut the general aspect is one of -liould hope you are a healthy family, brother, Joseph, prefers gas, but Mr. .lv sister, Rebecca, is very much afraid perfect smoothness. T h e sand is almost Prod insists upon fluid.” ,1 contracting some disease, and li a os fine as flour and contains no admix “ I don’t see how he can insist upon ickly family should come into the house, ture o f dust. The foot sinks only an fluid when wo have gas in all the 1 should never hear the last o f her com- incli or two in walking over it; children rooms. ” ,Lining. Besides, she thinks doctors ro ll al>ont on it and dow n its slojtes and “ But we have *0 many lamps to bo rising shake themselves till their cloth • isits unlucky.” , , _____ . . . rmt in use, and Mr. Prod has a great “ She mny rest her mind upon that ing loses everv trace o f sand. Occasion many gnllons of fluid, and thinks it .core, then, for if a doctor waits till wo ally gusts stream over the wild waste, more wholesome and portable.” .re likely to need one, it will be after raising a dense d rift to a height o f a “ And very dangerous to be carried air lease is lip. W e haven t had a doc foot or two only, ai.d streaming like a about the house by boys, Mr*. Prod, to or in our fam ily since Samuel was fringe over the strep northern edge. lie dropped and set its all on fire. I don’t Though the sun is blazin g down on the think Grandmother Fleshly nor Rebecca glistening wilderness there is little sen neither would consent to the nak. IJ° “ H ow fortunate ! " said Mrs. Fleshly. “ And 1 hope you are all pretty sound sation of heat, for the cool lake breeze Don ty o u think Mr. Prod would agree in body, too. .____ . is ever blowing. On the landward side to gas ? ” “ I thank you, we are extrem ely so, the insidious approach o f the devouring “ I think I will try and see, as yon an •eoan-c we are *0 carefu l And now sand is well marked. Or.#« hundred and much wish it.” „ere is another fifty feet below the foot o f this m oving “ And that reminds me o f another o h obtain jouranppìiea— whether pr» thing, which is, that I should hope that mountain'is sharply defined against the •ily, ip a ilj by a good many errands dad vour brother, lx iu g n single young man, vivid green o f the pastures, on which keep* good hours, and also vour two •eeing that yon have two b ova-w bii-h the grass grow s lnxurantly to within an , onla cause much disagree&ble going to boys.” inch o f the m id wall. T h e ferns o f the krd fro— o r would your good* mostly “ They are always in, i f notin bed, b y •ome by weekly, monthly or yearly re- cedar woods almost droop against the ten o ’clock.” sandy slope. The roots o f the trees are >!enishment ? ” ... “ And I suppose your husband is. Imre along the white e d g e ; a foot or “ Of course onr freah meat, mux. to o ? ” ’ .rend and newspaper* do not ">m c year- two nearer the sand buries the feet of " Stoat generally, Mrs. Fleshly, for . I,„t b y the d av.- mid Mr*. Prod, with the cedars; a few yards nearer still the lie is a religions man. And I am glad , blush and a smile, under the close cat- Inire trunks disapi»ear; still nearer only von spoke of that, for I was about to the withered topmast tw igs o f the sub chism ; “ but I ’ m proud to say that Mr. wish to a*k you the anme question my merged forest sre seen, and then far self, for I hope your husband don’t come t'r.j.1 has Is.th the will and the * • / « * » over the tree-tons stands the sand- proviler, and Im y* h » family late; as Mr. Prod lias an idea that it tk.ic* b y the hnndreil and two, and I range. Perpetual ice is found under isn’t respectable for a person to be seen I the slope o f this sand slope, the sand sometime* »300 w orth ! ” ___ entering a: an unreasonable hour. ” Mrs Fleshly seemed overjoyed at this covering and consolidating the snows of . " M r. Fleshly always comes home fa the winter months. T h ere is something J S s ot intelligence, m ^ tigued, at supper time, and nothing '.o res o f solidity in the family c f her awe-inspiring in the slow, quiet, but re could persuade him to stir out of the ,r™ i tenant* ; but atfll ahe felt tbe sistless advance of the mountain front. house till morning.” Field and forest alike liecome com plete 1,ocese.tr of being cant ou*. “ That remin.l* me that I would wish What were dry ly submerged. Ten year* ago a farm to walk out back and see what kind o f a .roceries, after aU ? What » « ’» ‘ ‘oaU^ house was swallowed tu>, not to emerge yard or ganien yon have got, before we .„d rcatnesa ? What wm, c v «y t h m g into fctie ligh t until the huge sand wave make a division ol fronts and backs. A j ha* passed over. back kitchen or a la rk parlor is often »lae, if mannen s h o n ld p ^ e .<4 *P.u8n.v mor* pleasant ti*aa (be ifu e t, if there m ble ? Sbe fe R the H ouse H unting , Arcadian Honeymoons. A ll tho old episodes in the union of tw o |Dnd heurts aio discarded. There are n o ^ o r e bridesmaids, no more best m e u ^ o throwing o ff o f old slippers, no sprutkling of rice over the departing pair* M ot do the pair depart in the old w*7* The young woman of tho period ofi;eet* to making au exhibition or her self. She shrinks from the ordeal of t h . « »r id a l-io o m ” in the palace-car. She rMusi's to be made the passing comment o f ribald youth or cynical age in the hotel parlors’. She refuses to be made tlie object o f smirking advances on theljjart o f elderly gossips, bent on exar.iMpng her diamonds or trousseau u n d e fp h e artless plea that her own doar p p y r »» l went "v u i through tiMoupii the uu* »amo name mar- tyrdom t m not long before. the brideT _ _ > of to-day proclaims that _____ she _____ does not think it an unalloyed joy to suffer the insinuating impertinences o f curi ous strangers under tho p lca o f sym- patLr,» as if marriage wore * m atter of condolence. N or is tho simpering in sinuations of tho bevies o f susceptible young misses, exhibited in hotel par lors, as a sort of marriago mart, entire ly tolerable to a young bride no matter how overpowering her trOI1Sseau. I t is the horror of this magpie chat tering o f the coquette squadrons that has brought the old wedding tour into disuse. N o woman hut enjoys the ad m iring glances and silent devotion that nkind pays to beautv, particularly at this interesting epoch of her life ; but there aro fow women that can bear up under tho punic admiration o f ri vals, in the guise o f disciples. I t is not until later in life that the bride feels lik e imparting th0 delicious details o f courtship—-what lie said and how ho said it. Nor is the first intoxicating jo y of hope fulfilled the moment when a tender bride cares to share with her sox tho amount o f her trousseau, tho cost o f her jowols, papa's present, or the contributions of tho fam ily and friends. Tho bride of the present, backed b y rocent judicial declarations, says in substance; “ I don’t proposo to make au exhibition o f myself. W hen the llov. Mr. Swearcm asks me to love, honor and obey, 1 shall substitute cherish for that odious word.” I t is true that such conduct may at first scandalize tho fogies, and that the groom may not justify tho expectations o f tho assembly by preserving tire fun eral gravity usual to such occasions. T h e bridal-tour sho regards as a vulgar concession to an imbecilo custom, with which she w ill have no more to do, and that there is no more reason why two modest pcoplo united in wedlock should set out to make nn exhibition o f them selves than that tho fond parents should carry tho first horn to some publio place to display its linen and silver-spoon. T o the women, marriage is a sacrament, and it is desecrated by sharing its fresh joys with a wicked and incredulous world. A s it is the condition o f all men to bo married sooner or later, unless ce libacy be put upon thorn for their sins o f vanity and obstinacy, it is just as w ell that tbis new departure from tho honeymoon should bo accepted at once. N o r is it lik ely the average lover w ill resist the edict. The happy lover will relinquish tho parade of his happiness w ith alacrity. H e sympathizes, on sen timental grounds at least, w ith tho ile- siro of his charmer, to avoid the odious ordoal o f tho resorts where tho men aro all gamblers and tho women all fash ion-plates. Instead, ho w ill go w illin g to somo forest of Arden, whore his wife shall bo the Rosalind o f the sylvan scene and tho world shall bo only a memory. Under such conditions, too, any girl worthy tho name anil ministry of wife can soon transform the most ob stinate Benedict into a perfect Darby, whose only joy in life w ill be tho love and cherishing always promised, but rarely performed .—Philadelphia Pres*. Indeed, *sJeJ it I¿ 2 . v Look at Yonr Thumbs. I f anybody will look carefully at toa end of hiB thumb lie will find that the surface is ridged with little thread-like ranges of hills, wound round and round in tiny spirals. I f he will take a magni fying glass and examine them closely, ho will find tbnt there is a good deal of individuality in the way in which these aro arranged. No two thumbs in all the world are exactly alike. The miniature mountain rouges ureas fixed aud decided as the Alps or tho Sierras, the geogra of tile ton thumb ns nnmistakable. Now the Chinese have mode uso of this fact tor establishing a rogue's gallery. Whenever a criminal is examined by tho law, an impression is taken of his thumb. Smeared with a little lampblack, par tially wiped, and then pressed down on a piece of pajior, an engraving of the thumb is made, and kept in the police records. I t serves just tho same pnrposo which is served by our photographing our burglars and jiickpocket*. The accused can 1)0 identified with great certainty. Nothing short of mutilating nr burning tho thumb can obliterate its featuros. Sometimes a ghastly proof of guilt is furnished. A murderer, red-handed with his crime, may touch his ringer’s end U|wn a white wall, anil so leave in the color of his guilt a photograph on the accusing wall. His signature is left, jnst a s unmistakable as if he had signed the bond of his iniquity; and thns great crimes have been lirongnt to light, aud deeds of blood made to tell their own story. But this individuality in tho skin of the tip of the thaul., strongly marked as it is, yet adm it* of strong fam ily like ness: Brothers and sisters who will take impressions ot their thumbs will find resemblances among each other that they will not find when comparing them with tbe thuml>s of strangers. Even thus minutely docs that strange thing, family likeness, descend. What wonder is it that faces look alike, voices sound alike; how can it seem strange that memiiera of the same family should have diajioaitions and similarities of temper, of mental aptitudes and hereditary dis eases, when such minor peculiarities as the texture at the end of the thumb, and its ranges of billa, should also have fam ily resemblance* in the midst of their indefinite diversities? NO. 20. A Sniffy Snoozer. A conversation between a strict orthodox Chicago man and a youth lately graduated from tho struight-laoed | Alm a M ater o f Obcrlin. “ W ell, ou the whole, can you say yon enjoyed the curriculum o f O b orlia?” | inquired the Chicago man. “ W ell, I should stoop to accumulate," replied the youth, bitin g o ff the seed end o f a w ell proportioned cigar, and scratching a match on the quarter deck o f his anatomy, “ he had some snifty old proffs there, bet your sweet life. P ro f. Sw itzer could jerk a prayer out of him a yard long, and the snifty way the old snoozer used to exhort the old brigade to keep their feet from the paths o f evil, and their tongues from evil speak ing, was enough to givo a man tho fan dods.” The Chicago man sighed and began to r. id tho youth in the ligh t o f ft natural curiosity. “ “ W ere the young men o f yrmr c la n prom pt to tho chapel service ?” “ W ell, you can speculate on that way up to tho top margin, i t didn’t do no good to hang back or throw a wink over your shoulder. I t was w nlk up to tho dough dish or tnko tho g. b. P ro f. W iggin s was a snifty chinricr at tho music box, too. The rum old hymns ho would blow o ff to tho clatter o f the organ would make us i l l wish he would set down and give the air a chance. H e was a h oly terror at the music pump.” “ I gather that they are very strict at the U n iversity.” “ S tric t! Glims doused at taps, same as the regular army, and a boy caught anyway s lushy was jammed into a sweat-box.” “ A sweat b o x !” “ Yes, locked up in liis room fo r re flection, with a diet of B ib le and cold water, with the revised edition for desert and a Greek grammar for change o f chnck on Wednesdays. That's tho kind o f duff they fed him on, and he was a snifty bloko if it didn’t take the kinks out o f his hair in less than a week. Ono bov had it up his nose— ” “ Had it up his no..“ ?” “ W as fu ll— ” “ F u ll? ” “ Yes, swizzled with slioep dip and stomach wash— ” “ I don’t think that —1— think that I comprehend.” “ Drunk as a scrambled o w l; ever see an O berlin student ou a tare ?” “ D ru nk ?” “ O, no, the theological boys used to get a lo t of sour-mash up in their rooms and make beasts of themselves over draw-pokcr. I don’t mean that, but one of tho third-year boys on a tare. W h y an oyster sign was just as liable to bo found over a millinery- store in tho morning ns not, and on* day the minister o f the First Methodist church went up to the house anil found 15-ball pool advertised by a big circular sign over his two gate posts. S n ifty chaps down at Obcrlin.— Cheek. Jefferson and liis Violin. Mrs. Martha Skelton was rich, accom plished, beautiful, and a widow whose age included but twenty-three years. O f course, sho hud many admirers among tho young Virginians of her day. One o f them was “ T om ” Jefferson, then a young lawyer, esteemed for his tal ents, b ut by no means remarkable for the grace o f his person or tho beauty of his face. “ Tom ’s” accomplishments were a persuasive manner, and ability to sing a song and play on tho violin. The W id ow Skelton enjoyed her free dom, and tho attentions of her ndmir- ,ers. S everal o f them entertained “ hopes” but her manner expressed no such preference as satisfied their ardent desires. One day, tw o.of her suitors, bent on learning their fate from her own lips, met in tho hall of her house. Tho sound o f music caused them to lis ten. T h e widow was playing on tho harpsichord and singing a love song, while Jefferson accompanied hor with voice and violin. Som ething in tho song, and the man ner of her singing, showed them that “ no” would lie her answer, if thoy press ed their suit. Quietly leaving tne hall, they mounted their horses nni1 . rode away, sadder but wiser men. In a week or tw o the engagement of Mrs. Martha Skelton to Thomas Jefferson was among tho rumors o f the day. Jefferson was always fond of the vio lin. W hen his paternal homo was burned, he asked: “ A re all tho books destroyed ?” “ Yes. massa, dev is,” answered the old fam ily servant, who knew his mas ter’s ]>ot vanity; “ lint we saved do fiddle.” — Y ou th '« Companion. POSTAGE. I he n iflr r c n l l l a i r . 1.1 III f i r re a l € »u n - I r le » —An ln te rc *lln g ’rnl#li*. The figures give postage in cents. W here the italic c ia used, matter must bo prepaid. When the a is used, addi tional postage is charged on delivery. Employment of both letters means com pulsory payment ami additional charge. Tho quoted rate is on each halt oiinc* ; ft,Jamaica .... ... ft Africa................. 5 Algeria................ ___ ft Japan.................. Argentine Confed .... ft Liberia.................. ... « r 33 Aapmwall........... . . .« ft Muiluifiincar ..... . ft Am*t r alia............ ,e a ft Madeira laland* . ft Austria............... ... . ft Ma’ta................... Azorea................ .... Bahama«............ . . . . Belgium ............ . . . . Bermuda............ .... Bolivia................ r a Borneo................ Brazil................. B. Ifonduraa...... huerin« Ay re«---- Burma!).............. . .r Canada............... . Canary lalanda .. Cape Good Hope. . . . ... Ceylon................ Chill.................... e a . .. Chine......................... C-wta Rica.............1 e 4 a Itenmark.................... ► ruadnr..................... Egypt............ ............ Falkland I»lam l«........ Fiji Island« .........r 4 Finland....................... Prance........................ French Colon tea........ A<-m i«ny................... Gibraltar.................... Great Britain * Ireland Greece........................ ___ Greenland ................ .... rnada..... e a Greytown... Guadeloupe, e a uatcinala... ... . Guiana ........ - a Haytl.......... .... Holland...... .... Ilondura«. ___ bungary ___ Ireland.. India........... Italy........... ftlMartiniqae........... . .. ft| Mexico................. ft Morocco............ .4 ft A Now Zealand . * Nlcaraufua .......... c 4 Norway................. ... .VPauamf ............. en lft Paraguay.............. r 4 ft Patagonia............. e 4 17 Ferula.................... . ft'Peru...................... ftj I'hiUtppine Inland* * Poland.................. Porto Rico............ Portugal................ Koumanla............. 13 1ft b ftl M mnub M m m . .. . 17 Natal.. lft Netherlands. .. .. ft ft Newfoundland . .New Grenada r a ft A ft ft 17 37 ft ft K tineia................... ftj Hi. Helena............ 8L Thoraaa ......... Salvador.............. . Han Domingo Sandwich I a. an <la Scotland .............. Hervia................... H carlly Loaded. An old and respected citizen in a •jountry town in Virginia, being a mi ni- •er of the Masonic lodge, was visited by . committee o f that body, and tlie atcu- . ition preferred against him that lie node too free use of the bottle, which lie committee informed him was incon- istent with the character o f a good ifsson. The old gentleman stoutly leuied tho accusation, and insisted iiat the committee should go with him u tho postoflice, a.* he waa snre that he testimony of Capt. P ., tlie Pi st- nastor, with whom he had been ong intimate, would exonerate him rom the charge. Accordingly, accom- .anied by the committee, ire went to ,et tho evidence of his friend, when lie following conversation was had ; “ Captain,” says he, “ you have known ne for a long; time ? ” “ Yes,” said the Captain ; “ nigh on to hirty years.” “ W ell, Captain, I think I can sav hat during all that time I have hardly ver taken a drink that you have not ined?” “ That is about correct,” said the Japtain. “ Now, Captain, I want you to tell these gentlemen if, iu all that time, you evnt . w me when you thought I hod more lian I could carry.” “ W all,” said the Captain, “ I don’t hink that I ever did ; but I have seen .ou many a time when I thought that it vould have been better if you had made ivo trips with your lead ,"*-H a rp e r't Magazine. Listeners. Nothing is truer than the saying that listeners nover hear any good o f them clvca. W hy it should bo ao cannot xplaincd; lint, although kind words re often sjaikcn of a listener, he never ..cars them. Praise* may be lavisb, but it ia ouly tho cruel criticism that catches he car o f the listener. Kindly excuses nay he uttered, but it ia the rejiroach which tho erring ono inevitably hears when ho becomes an eavesdropper. I think that iu early youth every ro- nantic person has hail tho ides o f listen- oig to the conversation of his intimates 'or the purpoao of making snre which zero true-hearted; hut ouo who has ver carried ont the .entimental plan probably became aware that by this method he would lie opt to prove him self without a friend in the world ; for, by somo strange trick of fate, those who have concealed themselves la-hind cur tains to hear their own praise generally “ main there, shocked ny cold or satir- '”01 remarks, and do not end the little lrama, ns they intended, by bouncing ont with a cry of, “ M y dear friends,I «now vonr true heart* now ; I know yon >.il adore m e ; ” bnt glide away sadly .md miserably, with a large store of i.ndding snspicions and grudges which are aj>t to ripen into very bitter fmit. And yet, there is not always reason for thin. The tongue is * very unruly mem- her, anil expresses momentary emotions more readily than it doe* abiding senti ments, and one may thomrhtlesalv say some very irritating o r mqfleaaant thing a I h >ii t yon. wlio is really yonr friend at heart. — Mary Kyle Italian, in New Y c k I.ejigt r. fti S h a n g h a i................. ft Slam..................... J3 Spain .............. , ft Sweden ............. . I<* Switzerland........... 6 TripolL................. r. Tuni*................... ’’■»Ny He Didn't Bid. ft Turkey............... ft Uruguay ....... A t an »action sale of miscellaneous 6 V enezuela. ........... ft Waal Ind lea .......... la tho auctioneer put np a wolfskin ft Zanzibar. ...... sing gown and invited Did». An old man inspected it closely, seemed to think that there was a bargain in it, bnt yet I n struggling to make a dull hoy un he hesitated to bid. “ Don’t yon want derstand what conscience is, a teachci that?” asked the auctioneer. “ Yea, I finally asked : “ What makes yon feel kinder,” waa the reply. “ Then why don’t you bid and take it? " “ W ell, | uncomfortable after yon have done I ’ve bought heaps o ’ things in dry goods wrong?” “ Father’s leather strap,” feel and ao on,” slowly rejoined the old man, ingly replied the hoy. “ and I never yet took home anything T h * editor o f the Hackensack Kepuh that the old woman thought was worth the price. I f I got that ’ere robe for a li can went to call on his girl, when he sew on trie front steps a sign which long she’d grab it ap, pnll at one end, shew at the other, end call oat, ‘ Cheat sai l, “ Beware o f the p a in t” H e went ed again; rnore’n half cotton I’ That’s away sighing, “ J n ite r lief ore knew that ahe pamted.’ the reason I daro’t bid I” C Marriage. Men and wi men, and especially young . w„pie, uu lioi. know that it uu ... years i marry completely two hearts, even of ' ho most loving and well-awted. But j .aturo allows no sudden change. W e j .lope very gradually from the cradle to hesum m itof life. Marriage is gradual, i t fraction of us at a timo. A happy vedlook is a long falling in love. I j | know young persons think love belong aly to brown hair and plurup, rounc ; ranson checks. Bo it does for its bel 'inning, just i Mount Washington be- ;ins at Boston bay. But the trio golden goh narriogo is a part ol love which toe bri- lal day knows uothing of. Youth is toe issel and silken Huwer ot love, age is he full corn, rip.' and solid in the ear. Jeuutiful is the morning of love with its orophetio crimson, violet purple and ;old, with its hopes of days that are to •ome. Beautiful also is toe evening of love, with its giad remembrances, and u rainbow aide ti as well as eartn.' their opposites iu tem)ier and general harocter, aud such a marriage is gener ally a good one. They do it instinct- . ivoly. The young man does not say, “ M y black eyes require to be wed with blue, and my overvehemonee ro- juires to be a little modified with tomowhat of lullness aud reserve.’1 When these opposites come together o be wed, they do not know it, but soh thinks the other just like him- .elf. Old people never marry their ipposites ; tuey marry tin ir similars aud rom calculation. Each of these two irrangcmeuts ia very proper. In their ong journey, theso young opjiosites will fall out by the way a great many times, and both will charm the other hack again, and by und by they will be agreed as to the jilaee they will go to, and the road they will go by, and be come reconciled. T be man will be no bler aud larger for being associated with ro much Immunity unlike himself, and she w ill be a nobler woman for having manhood beside her, that seeks to cor- rect hor deficiencies und supply her with what sho lacks, if tlie diversity be not oo great, and thrro lie real piety and ovo in their henrts to begin witb. The .Id bridegroom, having a much shorter uirney to make, must associate himself with one like himself. A perfect and omplete mairiage is, perhaps, as rare e* jietfeot personal beautv. Men and women are married fractionally— now a unall fructiou, then a large fraction. . cry few are married totally, and they .uly, I think, after sGme forty or filty . ear s of gradual approach and expen- uent. Huch a large and sweet fruit is a •omplete marriage that it needs a very long summer to ripen iu und then a long winter to mellow and season. But a •oul, happy marriage of love and jndg- iient between a noble man and woman s one of the things so very handsome hat if the sun were, us tlie Greek poets •ibled, n god, he might stop the world n order to feast h ii eyes with snch pectnelo.— Theodore Parker. Yew Zealand Women. T h » rn.ji are short, mid Ihe women shorter. '1 he women all loot, alike. Tin hnoitsonie once have not arrived yet, aril Iiortr will until the G ivernnent enci-ur ages immigration from Ann nca. T'lte women wear long trails, and in dry weather, when they let it down, if yon want to get near enough to lie social, you must go on the oppoeite side ot tlie -Ir. et, not I «h in d them. In wet weather the* carry the trail over the right arm. —Hartford Time*. T he life of a truly good man consist* n the perpetual enjoyment ol an inter- •onrse with the good, in the seeking for jood, end in contemplation. for hi S ï FACTO , lik e « eyes afa M. Hr. ot ants piece of timber. H id d sn it * ia ot the i green oolor, and i as a in Alexander < I s 18 W, i with tiny < leas than that of placed ill lino would not i length. Thirty mile* of s T ub total human earth is estimated to" T o this is added a daily ! 11)4,800 wliicli is in turn (luily death-rate of 97,7 sea of human emotion ia 1 rising into crests of jo y | deep troughs of grief and hopefully or receding the shores of time. A tl an ta , Ga., has a much resembles a young < iug no hair or bristles onai of its eyes are in one . socket, i whi just tho center c f the pig’s fsoe. nliove this dual eyo there is a trunk or probosci» about the size man's thumb and several inches long. It also has large fan-like e a r n , ------ like nn elejihant. M. T rkvb mentions the foot that the flame of a lamp at pears brighter, and that n vertical shaft, a jiost or mast it seen more distinctly through a vertical than through a horizontal slit, while s house, a landscape or the dito of the sun or moon is perceived more dearly through a horizontal slit. H e finds sim ilar differences in photographs accord ing as tlie light passes from ihe object to tho plate through a vortical or a hori zontal slh, and ascribes the results tc the action of diffused lig h t T o D dter , of Grelfswald, is attributed the first visible demonstration of the circulation of blood in the hnman body. In this operation, tho patient’a head be ing fixed in a frame having a contrivance for sujijxirting a microscope and a lamp, his lower lip is drawn out and fixed on tlie stage of tho microscope by means oi dips, the inner surface being uppei-----* und having a strong light thrown it by a condenser. This arran being complete, all tho observer has to do is to bring the microscope to bear on tlie mu-Mute of the lip, using a lcnv-pcrwei objective, ami focusing » small, super ficial vessel; at ones ha Sees the endless ami wonderful procession of tire corpuscles through the urinate rica, the colorless onns white specks dotting tno . . ----- -— a .; ..p .- ■ -.j« Telegrapher»’ B all*. » *5 * i jirew. disjmtch (met i . m ued that ft nu t a party o f In. geidped.” It should have read “ all as- e p od ” — nn important difference nol oiiiy to the company, but to their friend- w )io wore to read the dispatch, said Mr. Simon ton. “ Wo killed a deaf mule,* ail operator read a disimtoh ordering ar- rnngi-mcnta for the reception of s dead laxly, which should have been a “ deal mm...” “ Bend 10,000 shingles like this one ’ ’ wrote a Williamsport lumberman on a shingle. He evidently thought that jmrticular’shingle would go by tele graph and lie delivered to nis corre spondent for a sample of what be wanted. A young couple on their wed ding trip wero met at the friends clad in mourning, with i because nn operator had sent the “ hearse” instead o f “ horse.” A patch from Queensland said Kennedy had “ turned the sod ” ou some imjxirtant work, but the operator gave the message to tbe London newspapers; “ Governor Queensland, twins, first son,” and t London Time* gravely remarked that Lady Kennedy had lieon safely deliv ered of twins, of which the eldest was a son. --------------------------------------- \ Manufacture o f Pins. Tlie pins used in this country ore made by fourteen factories, somewhat scattered ns to locality, but chiefly in New Euglnnd. Their annnal production for several years past has been about 7,- 000,000,000 pins. This nnmber has not varii d much for some years, the < remaining mg ahont tho Bame. The impor- tarions of English pins ore i and tlie exiK>rtation of pins from n* a ; . c __j a - a. States is confined to Cabo, Booth ) ien nnd parts of Canada, where, bo* Imt few|>ius ore sent. England supplies almost the whole world outside of the United States, although it ia claimed that the American pins are not inferior in- quality. Quality, however, Is a matter which bnt slightly concerns the retail buyer. T o him a paper of pins is a pap r of pins, so long as they don't have lieails on both ends. Tho raw material— the brass and iron wire from whioh all American pin* are made— is from tbe wire mills of this country, and mnefcof the machinery for their manufacture ia of American invention and patent. Harmony Preserve*. Dr. Neale, of Boston, waa asked by Rev. A. J. Gordon if he ever had 'any church difficulties. “ Oh, yes,” he re plied ; "o n c e it waa pretty serious, and the brethren were getting very warm. I said, ‘ Let us Ire dismissed.’ They rose, Slid before they thought of it the bene diction was pronounced and thoy were dispersing. Ere another meetina thaw had cooled off.” Dr. Gordon i Neale the secret of his long w _________ “ W ell," replied he, “ whan 1 md vexed and wanted to go, they wouldn t let n e ; ami when they got vexed and wanted n e to go, I wouldn't go. W e never both got mail at the some time«” S r* t kino o f Edward Everett, ’ A. D e r iv e «* » y e : “ — ways exceptionally him. It was lilierately to ____ word of it waa fixed I ory. H i* brother, A ett, possessed tbe _____ memory, and it is the g ift Evereti’a sjn, tbe Rev. W illii intleed, the J repeat verb« board, without 1 a « igie word i t . InisH irrx a*e W hy is the money you are in the Groat Bri siti « * Admiral :» giving a«wijr- I Athnirtei shit t of ol givin g to the poor liko like % s newly I b eb e? Because it i*precious latti* land L o rd mm te »j p i- Al r, <><■ f NS