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VOL-
IX .
DALLAS,
OREGON,
SATURDAY, M ARCH
10 , 1 8 8 8 .
NO- 15-
MYMrir Like.
A I K s I I M I R S I I'K IH TITIOY.
M W
C M M 1 FAYS.
■ ■ H AD
And sure enough, the drowsy
unkempt, unshaven, took the places ourselves as any scratch three, hero
[ by jf. » . M.~)
ruffian had planted himself right
of those heroes, and with stern or there.
Before we can hope to fight con-
“ We l a l letter understand each
The other day a
Having satisfied themselves of across the opening and was snoring I stood on the rim of of the Mystio Lake sumptiois with any chance of suc­ other,” he said drprecatingly, as he
It was on such a morning as we gestures and muttered threats, or­
In the dawn of a summer morn,
cess, wo have to get rid of the night sauntered into the editorial room, came to a halt o *
fog-nurtured islanders seldom w it­ dered us to follow them. My first the value of my late father’s loudly.
“ Now for it!" cried the impetuon* As the sun cliiued up o ’er the eastward superstition. Like the dread of cold “ before we begin. I’m a book agent.” and the woman
ness at home, that I stood upon the thought wr.s resistance; but, when watch, which I parted from with
cragps
she was cai
water, ruw fruits, etc., it is founded
1
showed
the
slightest
signs,
the
Unmindful of the groans that met
some emotion, and of the intrinsic Jack Jenkins, rising.
deck of the good steamer Coum-
Where the infant day was born.
“ I willl I w:
en
that
mistrust
of
our
instincts
this
statement,
he
went
on:
“ Hold hard"' said Will. “Let He modestly peered with his round red
oundourous, watching the nearing three bell-mouthed muskets were worth of the Captain's gold chron­
you another day !”
which
wo
owe
to
our
nnti-naturul
diso
“ I ’m not a white-haired philan­
shores of the Piraeus, which as all bent toward me; and I felt that ometer, as well as the supercargo’s them get well off.”
“ You’ll leave me,
Through the mist of the fading night,
So, settling ourselves down for And painted his image on the westward religion. It is probably the most thropist from New Haven, who hoe calmly asked.
the world knows or should know, the odds were to many, and, deter­ watch and diamond ring, wo were
prolific
singlo
cause
of
impaired
come
south
through
sympathy
for
cliffs
“ Yes, I will.”
is the port of the classic city of mining to await events, grimly interrogated, through Themistocles, half an hour, we talked the lnattey
health, even among the civilized na­ your stricken people. I ’m a fair,
In a halo of roseate light.
“ When?”
Athens. The beautiful, unclouded submitted to be led down the as to our means. For myself, the over. At the end o f this time, we
tions of our enlightened age, through square, bald headed book agent.”
“ Now—right off— thia
skv; the bright outline of the sun- I mountain by our unsavory guide.1 name of the firm I was traveling j sent the trembling i hemistocleaifc For down ;n t^e pi,My depths below,
its absurdity rivals the grossest de­
Encouroged by the reception of
“ You’ll go away?”
A t lost, after winding through for acted with a talisinanic effect! see uow things were outside; and
Like a pearl in settings of gold
ha; hed coast; the air laiden with
lusions of tho witchcraft era. The this frank avowel he took a seat, and
“ Yes, sir.”
The shining lake in quiet slumbers lay
subject
ion
of
holy
reasons
to
hearsays
the scent of the distant Hynu ttus; ravines and hollows, across glens upon them, and I was immediately j after peeping over the proa strate
dropped
big
feet
in
a
waste-basket
In its curtained couch so quaint aud old;
“ I wouldn’t if I
stand
and
over
mountain-paths
iuuiuner-
sentinel,
lie
gave
us
to
undersl
assessed—
notwithstanding
my
p
r
o
-!
said:
conld
baldly
go
father.
“
Beware
the far eminence with the grand
Scarce a ripple disturbed its peaeful rest
of the night wind; be sure and close
As it myrored the sun’ s red ray;
“ I’m not a retired clergyman who
i !!!??-
old Acropolis standing out white j able, this most unpleasant journey testations-at three hundred pounds. \ that all were sleeping except three,
Like
a virgin pure, its boosom fanned
your windows after dark!” In other seeks to scatter religious instruction !
i„'
and bold in the clear atmosphere; j ended by our guides calling a halt At ibis juice, too, tire Captain’s and they wore retiring to the furth­
I
hands
as
long
as I ca
By
the
breath
of
the
new
born
day.
words bewaae of G od’s free air; be while he builds up his worn out
and close at hand the moluering as we gained the summit of an freedom was valued; while the un- j er end of the ravine, and wouln-j-v
sure aud infect your lungs with the frame in your balmy clime. I’m not it.”
Out
on
the
rcstfnl
tide
the
“
Phantou
;
eminence
surrounded
by
trees
and
a
«dilute
lie
out
of
sight.
fortunate
supercargo—
whoso
bus-
i
tomb of Themistoclcs— all com­
Oh, I shan't try to stop
stagnant azotized, and impure and an apostle of u t who has consented
Ship”
quietly replied. “ I ’ll aim
bined to arouse such poetie fancies I tall rocks, forming an extraordinary mess they presisted in confounding ; “Capital!” said Will, with sup-j In solem grandnre proudly stood,
offensive
atmosphere
of
your
bed­
to
seek
your
benighted
region,
end
“ Now, each I A stately sentinel, as if to guard
in my mind that I forgot for the ! fortress. Beneath our feet, in a witli that of owner of the cargo j pressed excitement.
room. In other words beware of educate vour people by parting with to the police that my wife
moment the prosaic business upon deep ravine, with seemingly but and ship— was unaimously voted to take a pistol and a cutlass from the ! The hauuts of sacred solitude, j
the rock spring; stick to sewerage. a few picture books in parts. I ’m teriously disappeared. Tbey
T hrough fateful years aud storied centu­
which 1 had come. The screaming | one outlet, and excellently shelter­ he worth twice our ransom. Hav­ fellows, and follow me.”
Is night air injurious? Is there a not a temperence lecturer from Ban­ want your description, ev*d I
One after the oilier wo stepped j Its ries,
engine of the busy little railway ed by overhanging foliage, was the ing arranged this matter to their
siugle tenable pretex for Buch an gor who pays expenses by dispen­ give it. You wear No. 7 shoes; you
silent vigils have been kept,
camp
of
the
brigands;
and
here
we
own
satisfaction,
if
not
to
ours,
v;e
across
the
sleeping
brigand
at
the
idea? since tire day of creation that sing of literature on commission have an extra large mouth; you walk
Nor
yet
the
while
has
reefed
or
shortened
which carries the traveler from the
stiff in your knees; your nose turns
sail
air has been breathed with impunity while he regenerates the rum-sucker
Pirieus to Athens, soon reminded found the rest of the shaggy ruf­ were told to sit down and enjoy entrance, Will relieving him of his
Tho* myriad storms have o'er it swept. by millions of different animuls—ten­ I ’m an unmodified book-agent, with up at the end; hair the color of brick
roc, however, that I was accredited fians— with the exception of one ourselves with what appetite wo pistol, dirK and blunderbuss; while
terra cotta, the newest in fashion;
the Captain and I stood by ready : The “ Castle Tow er” with frowning para­ der, delicate creatures, some of them none of the oorners rounded, run­ eyes rather on the squint; voice
with a mission from a London who stood sentinel— enjoying their could muster.
—
fawns,
lambs
and
young
birds.
ning
on
cheek
in
pursuit
of
tin.”
pet
to
give
liim
bis
quietus
at
the
siesta
with
indolent
content.
The
smell
of
the
roast
lamb
and
Greek firm to their friends in the
takes of—”
And head in hoary heather drest
The moist air of the tropical forest
“ Here’s candor at leust,” remarked
A shrill whistle soon brought the the freshly baked meal-cakes, how­ slightest sign of his waking. Then With
Attic city; and I was soon whirling
“ Wretch, you wouldn’t dare to do
craggs and cliff's of osseous, igneous is breathed with impunity by our the young man who writes the puffs
rascals to their feet; and, rushing ever, soon aroused pleasanter sen­ the four of us, gliding like ghosts,
that!” she screamed.
rocks
over the sacred ground
next
relatives,
anthropoid
apes—the
on
hardware
stores.
*
To sheathe its corrugated breast
to whatever
“ I certainly will, and the
WLere History give« to every rood u page! up to meet us, they displayed a sations, and dimmed for a time the assisted ourselves
"Y es; candor at best, I ’m not a tion will go into all the papers.”
In royal splendor stands, and cleaves the same apes that soon perish with
V o passed the monuments of tiiose dozen o f as unfavorable specimens memory o f our griefs; more especi­ weapons we could most easily lay
consumption
in
the
close,
though
clouds,
gilded sham. You don’t piek me
They glared at each other for KB
And braves the wintery blasts that roar generally well-warmed atmosphere up for a prince in disguise or art or
dtughty champions of the War of of the human race as could well lie ally as, under the apparent cer­ hands upon; and as Themistocles
moment like cats. Then he
was
not
of
much
use
for
fighting,
i
tainty
of
obtaining
his
booty,
the
found.
Seizing
our
asses
by
their
In
frightful
chorus
round
its
head,
of our northern menageries. Thous­ mortality going incog. I do not
Independence, Karaiskakis and
She looked up and down the
But keeps its watch along the shore.
ands of soldiers, huuters and lum­ fly the skull and crosshones hid be­
Miaulis, ami many other objects of bridles, tlicy relieved our captors, chief condescended to bo quite wo gave him the bag containing
gritted her teeth together, and
patronizing
toward
us,
carving
the
and
led
us
down
the
ravine:
and,
OUT valuables
which
WO found by . L ik e ft ruined tower on an ancient wall
bermen
sleep
every
night
in
tents
hind
a
holiday
flag
till
I’ve
grap­
interest; and after a ride of three
picked up her basket and followed
or four miles, I found myself at my having roughly assisted us to dis- | joints himself for us, and delicately the side of the sleeping chief— a s 1 “ Mount Jackson” stood on the north- and open sheds without the least pled and boarded you. I've got the on after him. He bad what they
injurious consequence; meu in the regular old death's-head nailed to
well as several spare pistols, to!
ward rim,
mount,
brought
us
into
the
present«
handing
on
the
point
of
a
dagger
call the dead wood on her.—Detroit
destination.
last stage of consumption have re­ the mast, aud I ’m a privateer from Free Press.
morn
1
our several portions. After we had carry. Picking our way without
After the first few days I cer­ of thu chief of the band.
keel
to
center-board
and
if
you
covered
by
adopting
a
semi-savage
“ Bravo, lads! excellent! excel­ satisfied our hunger with the more speaking a word, we advanced to- , Like a frowning rampart gray and grim
tainly had a very pleasant time of
ward the open end o f t h e ravine, I While just in front, and from ' iu loftiest mode of life, and camping out-doors don’t want that tort of company
it. the few hours’ work each day lent!” be shouted, as his sparkling solid viands, we were regaled with
L IT T L E TOM MUSI.
in all but the stormiest nights. Is blow me out of the water.”
eyes
bent
upon
us
in
delight;
ami
dried
fruits
as
dessert;
and
a
large
and just as ,ve turned round a j u t -
Wer7giutered „ sheen of eternal snow
at ting only as a stimulus to my
He had the whole force on deck
it
the
draught
you
fear,
or
the
con­
varied pleasures; and having exam­ after a cursory examination, we ja '- o f a peculiar sherry-colored but ting piece O f I'OCiC, W O saw the j There stood a single frightful Cliff, and trast of Temperature? Blacksmiths at this point.
Ragged, dirty-faeed and very
balhed
und railroad conductors seem to
“ I ’ve got no off-hand preamble to much coufusod was little Tom Tay­
ined the Acropolis, and lunched by were conducted, amid the excited bad tasting wine of a resinous fla­ three sentinel«, seemingly in earn­
Its feet iu the silvery lake below.
gesticulations
of
the
brigands
and
est
conversation.
vor—
which
Themistocles
described
thrive
under such
influences. my bloody work. I do uot lead you lor aged soveu, of No. 41 Gansevoort
the fallen pillar of Jupiter, seated
“ Halt!” . whispered Will. “ Now And I stood entranced iu the midst of Draught? Have you never seen boys through the flowery paths of ease to street, when before Justice Ford at
myself in the ruins of the Pnyx— without undue coremons, into a as the common wine o f the coun­
seenes
try— was brought in and set down for a rush!” and each sinking our j
skating in the fuee of a snow storm where I've got tho trap sprung. I Jefferson Market yesterday. A big
whence Demosthenes declaimed,and dark cavern within the ravine.
More beautiful and yet more wild
“ Shiver my maintops!” exclaimed in the midst of us. This we told his man and clutching his riHo by Thau e’er on Alpine Chamoise huntsman nt the rate of fifteen miles an hour? do not beguile with anecdote, in­ policeman in ride whiskers said Tay­
Pericles evolved his plans— I looked
They counteract the offect of the spire with eloquence, soothe with lor was a very disorderly person.
eye
around, like Alexander, for more a voice as I groped my way in; them wo could not drink; and the the barrel— for wo avoided the j
From Alpine glacial gorges smiled.
“ Wbat did he do?” asked the coart.
cold air by vigorous exercise. Is persuasion, or pique with local gos­
“
they
might
give
us
sea-room,
the
noisa
of
shooting—
wc
sprang
for*
j
chief
very
generously
ordered
us
a
worlds to conquer. I thereupon
And though I should live for a thousand there no other way of keeping warm? sip. I was uot directed to you us a
“ He stood on his head on the
consulted iny geniei but unwashed vagabonds, and not land us in this couple o f bottles from his own par­ ward. Almost simultaneously, and
years
Docs the north wind damage the leader of culture or a person who’d stands in Gansvoort Market,” th*
lust. Kvre Antonio Pericles Pap- lubberly creek; and now they are ticular store, doubtless the proceeds before the enemy had time to ob-1 Yet naught could e’er from my m emory fine indy sitting motionless in her be likely to buy. I won’t show you policeman said.
take,
of a raid upon some well-to-do servo us, we were upon them, and ■
pr.demetracopoulos— who, although shoving more craft in to anchoi!’’
“ I suppose you call that a well
a list of high-toned decoys who have
“ Haul in, Jack, old chum!” an­ householder.
three rifle-stock descended upon | The fadeless picture that was painted sleigh, or the pilot and helmsman of
Plato was to him a text-hook, and
a storm tossed vessel? It cannot be put their names down to get rid of understood performance said Clerk
there
swered
another;
“
we
must
make
Will
Johnson
after
a
time
man­
three
shock-heads
with
such
force
j
A
s
I
g
a
z
c
d
o
n
t
h
e
M
y
l
t
i
o
L
a
U
l
!
.
the sayings of Socrates as familiar
the inclemency of the open uir, for, me and to draw you iu. I don’t Murray.
aged
to ingratiate
himself in the that two of the fellows dropped
£3
«£>
“ What else did he do?”
even in sweltering summer nights, show the work I’m selling, and I ’ve
as the story of Tommy and Harry the best of a had job, mate.”
To say that my heart leaped to favor of our shaggy host and his like stones. The stock of my rifle
TH E AMT OF TEAMS.
“ Ho threw a spittoon at a peddler,
the sweet south wind, blessed by all never been able to learn the idiot's
to an English school-boy, was al­
oft’ the hard head of my
,
creatures that draw the breath of soliloquy that explains the pictures.” he stole apples from a farmer and
ways as dirty as a sweep— upon the 1113' mouth at hearing such unex­ friends by his genial happy man­ glanced
antagonist and crashed against the . Tb<* approach of age shows itself life, brings no relief to the victim of
Here ho paused while the mana­ broke a confectioner's window,” said
propriety of betaking myself to pected words, and finding myself ner and fiank bearing, favoring the
, a
,
? .
, i about the eyes. Lines come faintly
the policeman, stopping for breath.
There is no doubt ger called for the cash-tay.
in
the
company
of
my
own
coun­
company
with
many
remarks,
rock. With a stifled cry, he turned; nt ^
^
d
er ftnd deeperf on’ hydrophobia.
where
“ For all of which he cannot be
“ That’s about the size of me and
trymen, would no more than de­ which, translated by Themistocles, but in an instant my hand was up-
The mountains look ou Marathon,
the jnoipjeut crow’s feet ate indi- that families who have freed them­
And Marathon looks on the Rea.
scribe the cheering sensation that evidently pleased them.
When, on his throat, and the sound died in | eated, developed, rovenled. Tho selves from the curs« of that super­ my business. The book’s right here imprisoned,” replied the Court.
“ He swore big oathos,” tho po­
too, by sleight-of-hand— in which his gullet, while with the strength woman who, looking iu her glass, stition can live out and out healthier — fifty parts, fifty cents a part, plenty
F ir one might as well go to Egypt thrilled through me.
“ What cheer, mates?” I cried in he was an adept— ho perform« d of desperation, I dashed his head perceives these fatal lines diverging in the heart of a great city than its o' pictures and big type for the read­ liceman said.
without visiting the Pyramids, or
“ There you have hiivr mrter the
slaves on the airiest highland of the ing, written by somebody or other
to Rome without entering St. Peter’s the darkness. Answering exclama­ some simple tricks, and gave them against the wall-like rock; and af- from the outer corner of her eyes, southern Apennines.—Popular Sci­ and means $10 clear money to me new code,” said the justice.
as to “do” Greece and leave Mara­ tions of astonishment greeted my a music-hall song with a rollicking ter a struggle— in which he wound- knows that she lias reached an era ence Monthly.
"A ll I said was that the copper
every time I work one oft’. Do you
thon unexplored. And when my words; and in a few minutes our chorus, and wound up with a horn­ od me with his dagger— he fell in her life. She recognizes it with a
ought to go shoot himself, he was
tnko or do I go?”
host tried to dissuade me by assur­ stories were told, and I learned pipe accompanied by the Captain from my grasp apparently lifeless. ! s*oh> *f SA0 Ae a vain, a lovely or a
By this time eleven copies of the too fresh,” said Taylor, sobbing.
A i l t l l M O S e .11 TO 11.
“ Now,” said the Captain, “ where worldly woman; with a smile per-
“ If I let you go,” said the court,
first part were ordered, aud the
ing me that a Greek gentleman's that my new-found friends wete | with a pocket-comb and a pieco of
the donkeys? Come, Greeky,” h.ftP8' ,f 8,be i0S chi *ren ln whom
It is reported that Henry Irving “ elevin able” resumed their work, looking severe, "‘ will you go home?”
ear had been sent a fortnight be­ the Captain and supercargo o f a j paper, the general enthusiasm knew are
,
. , . / « !
• , r
J
she can live her youth over again, will bring with him to this country while the office boy indites his tri­
“ Aud never come to court again,”
Jay smile. No" 0 of
fore by the brigands to his obsti­ ship then lying in the port of the no bounds, ami the beetle-browed he cried to themistocles; bear a fiut it can>t be
nate relations to hurry up the ne­ Piraeus, who, seeking a like object, j vagabonds laughed till the tears hand; and looking around, we j ug men or woman hke to 8e0 Vo u r - an adjunct to success in the persous bute to a man who ain’t ashamed of added the youngster.—[New York
gotiations for his ransom, it so bad met with a similar fate to my rolled down their cheeks.
spied our four animals just as wo that precious possession—slipping of a handsome support. Says the his little racket.—(Atlanta Constitu­ Journal.
tion.
Will now became on such excel­ left them, hut with a brigand sit- away from us. But we should uev- Brooklyn Eagle:
reused my blood that I vowed I own.
Au actor is coming over to this
ITAn AS I'ST'AL.
“ And now,” said Captain Jack lent terms with them all, that he ! t;Dg by them. Here was an un- be on the lookout for crow's feet or
would go if I returned as close
MEF.I)
A M ) HIH BWËKT-
country next year from England who
■IK A HT.
cropped as an English terrier. So Jenkins, “ how are we to get out of proceeded to take some freedoms looked-for rencontre! He was fully j gray hairs. Looking for them is is said to be the most beautiful man
The Supreme court of the Terri­
away we started— myself and Thc- this scrape? If I had Tim and Joe with them; and when he snatched a hundred yards off, and to get at i sure to bring them; for thinking on the stage. There’s distinction
“ When I wns working in Coopers- tory lias signed a memorial to Con­
inistocles, the son of my host, a said Black Tom, each with a cutlass the horn from the cup-bearer, and him we should have to cross a ! about them brings them. Tears for you. The younger sisters of the
! f ° rln 1 P“ rt °f the language of tho impressionable girls who used to town,” Mr. Weed said “ I and two gress asking that a law he passed
sallow unshaved youth dirtier than and a barking-iron here, we’d soon installed himself in that official’s small plateau.
“ Leave him to me!” cried J e n -: e>;68' «Aich is eloquent en ou g h - worship Montague and George Itig- other fellows were arrested fer in­ giving the Governor of Utah power
place, ladling the wine out of the
his father— mounted upon two make a passage, I ’d warrant!”
to appoint territorial and county
“That's all very well,” said W ill wide-mouthed jar and handing it kins, preparing to rush forward, «hen sparingly used for other rea- nold (“ Henry V .” ) will now have a sulting some girls while going home officers to fill tho vacancies occa­
high-spirited donkeys, our revolvers
,, . 1 , 1
^
^
sons thuu of adding to their unite
from
meeting.
*1
wns'never
more
in­
well primed, and our commissariat Johnson, the supercargo; “ but we round to the company, his triumph Lut under the advice of the super- el
enco. Xeari * 0 B dlar,g,.„ng chance to idolize a man who is not nocent of anything in my life, but I sioned by the lapsing of (be August
heven’t. If I'd but the opportu­ was complete,
cargo he stopped. We could have I
‘
ion of eraotioUi and tllO80 only strikingly handsome but an
well stocked.
had no friends and was threatened elections snd thus prevent anarchy.
“ For heaven's sake!” said lie, as picked him off easily, but dared not that get into the habit of weeping uncommonly good actor. His name with jail. Suddenly a man whom I Tho Hoar amendment to the Ed­
“Adios Kyre'.1’ shouted my long- nity given me. I’d guarantee”------
Whatever the supercargo was he passed us, “don’t take any of for the noise of the rifles.
named host ns we cantered off
: over every small vexation do much is William Terriss, and ho supports did not know stepped forward and munds law was passed and power to
Henry Irving. A great effort has
appoint was conferred upon the Gov­
“Hang it!’ impatiently muttered toward acquiring a careworn, miser-
“Never fear,” I replied, waving about to say was cut : hort by the this stuff, and don’t drink much of
boon made of late to find somebody guvo bail for me, and a lawyer whom
Jcnkins, “ we shall be trapped able expression, aud are sure to look to fill tho place that Montague hold I had barely seen offered to serve ernor. In October last the Govern­
my revolver defiantly, and feeling advent of two shock-heads at the your own.”
“ Never fear,” said Jenkins, mak­ again, after ail;" and without furth­ old before their time. Excessive in women’s hearts. Managers are me as counsel. My trial came on, or made his appointments and the
tl.at 1 should be greatly disap­ little opening of our prison, and
pointed if the rascals did not show two harsh voices calling us— as my ing a wry face; “one taste is suffi­ er parley the impetuous fellow weeping has been known not only shrewd men in some things. They and the girls completely exonerated Mormons resisted. Cases came np
guide Themistocles informed ns— to cient.”
started off’, running on the tips of to injure, but actually to destroy the recognize the fact that women are me from having had anything to do in several districts presided over by
themselves.
Judges who affirmed the law bill.
partake
o
f
a
feast;
for
we
learned
On we wont, enjoying the scen­
And so W ill went round with his toes, with a drawn cutlass in sight. Few women look pretty or an important element in theatrical with it. A year or two after this I Finally they reached the Supreme
even
interesting
in
tears,
though
it
fell
in
love
with
Catharine
Ostrander
successes. Hence tbey cater to the
ery and holding a hybrid convcrsa- afterward that the chief, in coui- the cup, making a comical remark one hand and a pistol in the other.
Court and yesterday the farce was
has been a pleasant fiction in poetry
eution— lie in broken English, and cemoration of having made such a to this one, arnFa grimace at that, Just as he was within a few yards and romance io suppose they do. tastes of women by presenting soci­ of Cooperstown, and married her, ended by permitting an appeal to
and a hotter wife no man ever had.
ety
plays
und
making
their
stages
good
haul,
had
decided
to
allow
us,
of
the
brigand,
the
latter
turned
until the chief— evidently fearing
I in sadly mutilated Greek— until
Many woman, some men and most
It was ten ydars before I found out the Supreme Court of the United
in the excitement of the ride, and his prisoners, to partake of the from their hilarity that they were round, and seeing how matters cbilderen make most disfiguring and nttrnctive by gorgeous upholstery how I had been defended. Meeting States. As the term fer which the
and
handsome
scenery.
They
all
re­
officers were appointed expires in
tl c glorious panorama constantly geneial festivity. But, as a prelim­ taking too much— ordered them to stood, made for his rifle, which was distorting grimaces while crying,
member tho magnet that drew put- the lawyer iu Albany I asked h<m. August, the law is constitutionally
unfolding itself to our view, I en- inary, we had to undergo an exam­ desist from drinking, and return to loaning against a tree a few feet off, and the lady who thinks that she can
ronage to Wallack’s eld theater. ‘ Why,’ said he, ‘ it was Catharine nulified, and the Mormon churches
but a revolver burled deftly by work upen a man's feelings by a lib­ Montague created a genuine and Ostrander’s work.' She bad felt
tiiulv forgot that there were such ination as to our capability of pay­ their several duties.
ing the anticipated ransome. First,
beings as brigands in existence.
Meanwhile, we were sent back Will Johnson— for we had all fol­ eral supply of tears, should carefully long-lived furor. Everyone knows rather shy and had not told mo in again triumph over the Government.
“ Now,” said I to Themistocles, we were relieved of our watches into our dungeon, with a sentinel lowed— catching him directly in study a becoming mode of producing j how handsome he was, but few peo­ ull that time. But the next year Daily News.
the face, so effectually stopped his them before the glass. Grimaces ple know wbat a gennine, true­ that lawyer was surprised by being
after a ride of some hours, during and rings, the .Captain using lan­ stationed at the opening,
M TE N T IF IC SC LA PS.
“ Not a word,” whispered Will, as progress that he fell stunned to the soften no hearts, and tears accom­ hearted and jolly follow he proved nominated aud elected Attorney
w hich my appetite had become un­ guage rather strong for translation
panied by the usual distortion have to be on closo acquaintance. He General of the State. Not altogether
pleasantly sharpened, ‘ let us look to these pages, to the great amuse­ wc settled down in our [#i son— ground.
a bardning effect, if not a visable one. wns as merry as a tay, end at heart because he bad interceded for ine;
Dogs belonging to the aboriginss
“ You presist in doing all the
about for a spot where we can ment of his tormentors, who with “ Here’s something, Captain,” he
In a prettyly written book, now prob­
bo was just the man for tho place. and those kept by Europeans in
similar gesticulations to his, en­ continued, “ that belongs to you.”
work,” said Jenkins as we came up ably out of print, purporting to be j never cared a rap for the devotion of
bivouac in comfort. ’
1 very rarely had a man appointed South Africa are bitterly hostile to
Wc soon found a delightful deavored to imitate the sound of
“ Why,” said the captain in reply, to him. “ But quick, lads; off we the story of the life of one of Milton’s the women who gushed over him. or elected to office for reasons per­
each other. A B t r a g l o r invariably
Every
mail
brought
him
letters
foom
go!”
and
in
a
moment
we
were
on
the
Captain’s
words,
which
of
place, sheltered all round, save
as Will handed him the article
the author makes that poet silly giris and frivolouB women, but sonal to myself.—(Rochester Demo­ loses bis life.
w here, through a small opening, we course #nly added to his wrath and mentioned, “ this is a stopper out of our asses, and under the guidance say of his wif’s eyes after crying that
he tossed them aside without n crat.
In Elm Colliory, Buckley Wales,
of our Greek companion, were they resembled the “ sun's clear thought.
obtained a view of a charming their hilarity.
my medicine chest.”
Rignold, on the other
a miuoral oil 1ms been discovered
"You uncombed, dirtv-faced vag­
landscape. Dismounting, and al­
“To be sure it is. Jack,” returned making with break-neck speed for shining after rain”—a very pretty hand, exhibited all the offensive
which vields a very bright flame with
lowing our animals to refresh them­ abonds!" he shouted, 1 if I had a Will, “and I must apologize-for the for Athens. Up hill, down dale, on j natural object indeed, but during traits which the adulation of women
A wolf met a nice, tender goat very littlo smoke. As yet it is not
selves on the grass, we soon made few of you aboard the Annio Mar­ liberty of taking your laudanum we went for a couplo o f hours j the rain itself tho observer is not in- is apt to produce in a man. After !
in a quiet spot on tho mountain, known how valuable it may be com­
havoc of the good things we had tin, I’d twist your ugly heads over vial; but my confounded back-tooth ; without stopping or meeting a hu­ dined to be so complimentary.
him, in point of popularity, camel
Grimaces
of
a
somewhat
simi­
Charles Thorne; but he wns a bit one day, in the soft au miner time, mercially.
brought. I was lying upon my the yard-arm in the twinkling of a was so painful on board the ship man being; then, just as wo were
lar order are frequently made too robust and mature to be idolized. and immediately picked up his
There seems to ta a general opin­
lack smoking a cigarette after the j iffy-
last night that I got up a.id took about to crdSs the summit of a |
during the action of laughter. Care
O f course they only laughed the it, and luckily forgot to return it mountain at which wc had arived, should also be taken with children An attempt was made to bring Os­ knife and fork and began looking ion among naval engineers that no
meal, gr.zing dreamily at the blue
iron passenger steamship can be said
fi rtiiame nt and being too lazy to rise, louder at his impotent rage; and I this morning. You must debit me ] a harmless-looking peasant wished to prevent their falling into this mond Tenrlo upon the public as a over his bill of fare.
“ What would you do?” asked the to be constructed upon the best de-
had called upon Thenjistocles to thought it quite as well that they with the bottle and its contents, for , us “good-dav” and was about to habit. It frequently reaches to such professional beauty, but it missed
tiro, principally becouse Tearle is goat in much trepidation.
sign which insures safety in case of
did not understand the language in I dropped them both into the vag­ pass on.
] sss the bottle.
a pitch as to render tho laughter intrinsically unattractive. Then Her­
collision or running upon a rook,
“
I
would
discover
what
sort
of
a
“ Seize him!” cried Themistoclcs; postively unsigthly. The face is
Has the fellow gone to sleep?” which he gave it vent.
abonds' wine-jar.
bert Kelsey wns produced by W’al-
iraless sho is provided with a doublfc
distorted and out of drawing, the lack with a great flourish, but be layout this Caravansary can spread”
The operation o f stripping us of
thought I, still indisposcil to turn
“ What!” we all exclaimed in the | “he’s a scout.”
¡bottom. But the space
our valuables gave me an opportu­ breath.
So seize him we did, for cau­ eyes disappear and the lips are drawn fuiled even more mournfully than replied the wolf.
my head. "Themistoclcs!”
“ Are there no fire escapes?” in­ j thus taken up is, under exie
But Themistocles heard me not; nity to observe the appearance of
“Now, stop your clappers!" con­ tion's sake; and as there were no up, revealing half an inch of pale Tearle. So the field is clear for the
measured tonnage-carrying
quired
the goat.
pink
gums.
This
peculiarity
some­
and when I raised myself upon my my companions. Captain Jenkins tinued supergargo.— “Jack, you ; trees near, we tied his hands and
coining man, and the silly maidens
and there is practically a .
“
I
«Io
not
know
or
do
I
care,
as
I
times
runs
in
families,
partly
from
await him. Terriss is a tnan of small
«•¡bow, I saw him standing, as if was the beau-ideal of an English know I’m not bad at sleight-of- legs together and left him tagging
for tho neglect of an essential I
unconscious
imagination.
I
know
stature, but is otherwise very hand­ expect to take but one meal here.” of security. Few ship-owa
struck dumb and motionless with seaman. In age about thirty-five, hand tricks. Well, in the first place, for mercy. But there was no mercy
hose grimaces during some. His pictures are in great de­
"But, But— ,” stamered the goat. to be taxed for a costly «
fear, staring upon the opening. In- of large and robust build, a face having contrived to secure the bet- m us, more «specially as Themisto- j
mogt ludicrously alike!
“ Aw, don’t but me,” answered itself to preserve the lives of <
e:¡actively 1 leaped up and clutch­ bread, manly and bearded, and tie while the blackguards were re­ cl. s explained that there was such j whH
cn tbey are aU MHembled at the mand in London. His salary during
the wolf snappishly, and the next
.
his
American
tour
will
be
$400
a
limbs
such
as
would
delight
a
sculp­
lieving
inc
of
my
valuables,
and
ed mv revolve*-, but before I took
a curious and mysterious connec- dinnertable, and a joke goes oround;
Again the now ship <
moment tho goat had hit hitn amid-
a step the cause of Themistocles’ tor to copy. His height was nearly then having attained the position tion between the brigands and vil- there is not a single eye left in the * week. Great conquests await him.
the Baltic sea und the <
ship
and
knocked
him
over
a
preci­
fear became apparent; and three fix feet: and he had an air of com­ 1 of waiter, what was easier than to lagers that it was by no means un- [ family. Much, if not all, of this
is coming to the front,
In Lyons, France, the cold-bath pice 200 feet high.
shaggy forms behind three blun­ mand about him which was doubt­ wriggle the bottle down my sleeve, t likely— had we allowed him to go could be prevented by due care in
a journey of COO mile«
MORAL.
making a trip 1
derbusses, aimed direct at me, made less bred of his occupation. The whip out the stopper, and drop the free— he would have hied to the I childhood. The laugh can be culti- , method of treating typhoid fever
There should ta a law against these waters, ss the
me fully aware that I was in pre­ supercargo, Will Johnson, was jier- lot into their swipes; giving the nearest village and roused a swarm : vated quite as much ns the voice, ' has been adopted with marked suc­
cess.
In
the
civil
hospital
the
death
i Actresses take lessons in laughing
carrying concealey deadly weapons. tion of the peninsula <
sence of those scourges of Greece, haps ten years younger; nearly as j bottle a crack and stirring the laud­ of seini-hrigands about us.
lie unnecessary. B
II a vb.fr travob.,1
__ with cccasionallv charming results ; rate was reduced from 20 to i) per
the brigands! But oh! wbat a me­ tall as his friend, strong and activo; anum up, every time I dipped the
^ cent and in private practice 1 to 2
of this canal will
“
Phew,
times
are
lisrdl
Now
I
tamorphosis! Where were the natty and take us altogether— for I am | horn into it!”
i per cent.
j have 30,000 francs a year, and it is many becoming a
“ Bravo, Will!” cried the Captain,
green jackets with silver buttons, of no mean stature myself— we
I all I esn do to make both snds meet. ’ power, with all
were
three
men
who,
under
any
the plumed hats, and the tout en­
seizing his hand and giving it a
sponsibilities
If Prof. Kolb is to be believed, an “ Thirty thoueand frence a year and I !P
I
•
•
*
IOIY UUU Lit u u u V-O BM
- —-
°n"
semble o f the brigands of my circumstances, would be no disgrace hearty shake. “ If that's the case, watering our animals, we contin -1 ciaj it_ ¿ ut i Tery strongly recom- atmosphere of carbonic acid gas will
“ the ]
hard
up
Why,
I
have
barely
a
third
!
1»
•».
> outh, of the operas and the pic- to our country; and if any oppor­ we’re safe; for the black-faced ras- ued our journes until, late at night, meod ’ mothers to check a dispoei- preserve beef sound and of good fla­
of
the
euro,
»od
jttr--
"O
b
,
I
know
■
t ore-books? Three ragged, disre­ tunity should' arise for an attempt i cals won’t wake up for a dozen we reached Athens, where, round tion to make grimaces during their vor for some weeks, hut mutton
But then you have s wife and family,
putable-looking figures, clad in at an escape, I felt certain that we | hours I’ll be bound. There! o u r ! the honpitable board of our host, children's indulgence of mirth, treated in the same way tarns offen­
Oluckstadt to Kiel.
and eo you can get along. ”
I wesoonforgot ourtroubles.-Journal. ^ Home Journal.
sive in the short space of eight deys.
greesy sheep skins and dirty clothes, should give as good an account of i guard has dropped off already!”
OUTWITTING
THE
BRIGANDS.