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C01Í..Í7 ITEMIZER.
DA
T. 13, 1883.
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HIM.
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“ My girl has shook me.”
“ Sho! you don't say so,” said the
VIN.
groceryraan, as he threw a rotten
U O I 'S
potato into a basket of good ones
was cstiug
butter that were going to the orphan asy
wbile th
landlady lum.
> fid«? eieil and hinting un-
“ W ell, she showed sense. You
‘ i went into a nervous fit. would have blown her up, or broken
_»id: “ l)o you know her neck, or something. But d o n ’t
> to silty cents perpound?" feel bad, you will soon find another
guest reached out and girl that will discouut her, and you
~h»t there was left. " W e ll,” will forget all about this one. ’
led, approvingly and reassur-
“ Neverl” said the boy, as he nib
, “ indeed, good butter it wuth bled at a piece of codfish that he
had picked off. “ I shall never
Bewardof tho dutiful: A marti- allow my affections to becom e en
le t of a Sergeant turns up unex- twined about another piece of calico.
> to call out a fatigue party, It unmans me. Henceforth I am a
one soldier answers to the hater ef the whole girl race. From
rae promptitude. “ Confound this out I shall harbor revenge in
to confusion 1” yells tho irri- my heart, and no girl can cross my
officer. “ What in the name of path and live. I want to grow up
• hundred thousand devils do you to become a lie-school-ma'am, or a
Bean by turning out alone, sir, when he-milliner, or something, whero I
I called out the whole squad? Forty- can grind girls into dust, and make
•i^bt _____
hours in the black-hole! them
____ sue for mercy. O, you d on ’ t
11 teach you to bo the only man know anything about the woe there
t* turn out!”— Paris Paper.
I is in this world. You never loved
Plantation philosophy:
A man many people, did you?”
can’t afford ter go at a piece ob work
The grocerymnn admitted that he
with too much rashness.
A d o g ' had never loved very hard, but be
s o m e t im e s runs over de rabbit ------- | knew a little about it from an aunt
p c fame ob a man is only showed by ’ of his, who got mashed on a Chicago
drummer. “ But your father must
____ De De
lower
yer y< turns de
comparison.
lower
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¡ampbi de
room 1—:~h
de brighter de fire be having a rest while your mind is
cactus to b u r n ....A man who can occupied with your love affair,” said
go inter a spring bouse an’ keep be.
" Y e s ,” 8nvs tho boy, with n va
from drinkin’ do milk outen do crock
is u much ob n fool ns he is honest cant look, “ Î take no interest in the
J hems smart men say dat time pleasure c f the cha.-.c any moro,
¿s different at different places, I be though I did have a little quiet fun
lieves dnt'sa fact, fur do time nl- this morniag nt the breakfast table.
'srs seems longer ter de boy what You see pa is the contrariost man
bolds de hoss don tor de limn who that ever was. If I complain that
goes inter the whiskey shop.— Ar- anything at tho table d on ’t taste good
pn says it is all right. This morning
kanssw Traveler.
The following is told of Saphir, a I took tho syrup and emptied out
deformed Jew, who lived centuries the white syrup and put in some
ego in Germany: He-was traveling cod liver oil that ma is taking for
hor cough. I put some on my pan
in a stage coach in compauy with
two Jesuits, who tnado allusions to cakes and pretended to taste of it. I
tbs personal appearance of Snphir, told pa the syrup was sour, and not
and were disposed to mako fun of fit to eat. Pa was mad iu a socond,
him generally. He put up with it and poured out some on his pan
for some time, but finally bo naked: cakes, and said I was getting too con
«•Who aro you two fellows, anyhow?” founded particular. He said the
“ We belong to the Society of Jesus." syrup was good enough for him,
“ Which Society of Jesus?— his first and ho sopped his pancake in it
or his last!” “ Wlmt do you mean?” and fired some down his neck. He
“ Well, his first society were donkeys is a gnul durned hypocrite, that’s
in the mnngor, nnd his Inst were what he is. I could see by bis face
thieves on Mount Calvary. Now I that the cod liver oil was nearly
want to know to which of these so- killing him, but ho said that syrup
was nil right, aud if I didn’t cat,
eieties you belong?”
mine ho would break my buck, and
A small story of two sons: “ Lcm- by gosh I had to eat it, nnd pa said
ne tell yer,” exclaimed old Nathan, he guossed he hadn’ t got much ap
arising nt nn educational meeting petite and he would just drink a cup
aad addressing the assemblage, “ dnr of coffee and eat a doughnut. I
ain't half ns much in eddycation ns a liked to died, nnd that is one thing,
man in a moment ob ’tlitisinsm mout I think, that makes this disappoint
promulgate. I raised two town sons. ment in love harder to boar. But I
Jim went ter school and got n good felt sorry for m i. Mn ain’t got a
sddvcation, but Tom stayed at homo very strong stummick, and when she
in ’ r.sber looked inter a book, but got somo of that cod liver oil iu her
yit ho made a quickor showin’ than mouth she went right up stairs, sick-
Jim.” "H ew ?” asked a ckohis of ern a horse, and pa had to help her,
voicss. “ Why, ho beat him inter and she had neuralgia nil tho morn
the Penitentiary by two days,” ex- ing. I ate pickles to tako tho taste
clsimed the old man, as ha sat down out o f my mouth, nnd then I laid
with the air of one who foots that for the h ire! girls, they ate too ranch
the weight of evidonce is in his syrup, anyway, nnd when thoy got
favor.” —Texas Siftings.
on to that cod liver oil, and swal
Driving away a headache: “ Mr. lowed a lot of it, one of them, nn
MoOujnnes'v did vs Ivor [oiud any Irish girl, she g ot up from the table
thing that Would dlnive away a and put hei hand on her sido nnd
headache?” " I s it n headache ye slid , ‘ holy Jnysiis,’ and went out in
bare, Mr. O’Dwyer? bfcmro nnd 1 the kitchen ns pale ns mn is when
' ’ ainylhriv 9 it away in n > time at all.” ehe has powder oti her faco, and the
?An plml is yer riraidy, Mr, Mc- other girl, who is Dutch, sho swal
Ouimics»? Its ms.silf wud loiko to lowed n pancako and said, ‘ mine
be after Ihryiu’ it.” “ W ell, all ye C ott,’ vas do matter from m e,’ nod
have to do is to dhrink pliuty ov sho went out and leaned on tho coni
whiskey.” “ 1« it whiskey yo say? kin. Then they talked Irish nnd
Sburc, its jokin’ yo arc, for that Dutch and got clubs nnd started to
would only give mo a headache, ns I look for me, and I thought I would
know by somo littlo expnrienco I come over hero. Tho whslo family
have had.” "W e ll, there’s whore is sick, but it is not from lovo, like
ye will foind tho philosophy nv mo niy illness, and they will get over it,
rimidy, Mr. O’Dwyer. Ye niver saw while I shall till an early gravo; but
s roan wid two headaches nt wnnst, not till I have mado that girl aud
didye? Yo see, tho whiskey head the telegraph messenger wish thoy
ache, will dhrivo away tho other was dead. Pa and I aro going to
Bw an ye aro sufferin' wid now .” — Chicago next week, and I ’ll bet wo
Texas Siftings.
will have some fun.
Pa says I
An Oscar W ilde ,'oung man, who need a change o f air; nud I think ho
lives on tho North Side nnd smokes is going to loso me. It’s a dark day
cigarettes, heard his adored express when I got left nnywhero that I enn’t
a wish for a rabbit. Wandering at find my way back. W ell, good bye,
dusk past a rosidonee surrounded by old rotten potatoes.” — Peck’s Sun.
rat r s iu s tun KIKBI DAV.
To-day is not liko yesterday.
For then the aim was bright sad fair,
And merry music of the birds
Thrilled softly through the air:
Aud now the smiles and acented dowers
Are with the pleasures of the past;
Oh, for a love that changes not,
A comfort that will last!
But even iu the present gloom
I licur the sweetness of a name;
Christ is a Friend for every day,
Aud evermore the same.
Thrre are for us tho stress and strain
Of those engaged in eager fight,
The Ladled searching quest of those
W ho caunot dud the light.
Auon the weary helpleasueas
Of little children's hearts and hands,
Aud then the opposing hosts of foes
Gathered in mighty bauds;
But wheresoe'er the pathway lead,
One hue walked through it all the way;
Our hearts may wholly rest in Him,
Our Friend of every day.
Yaur life ie passed iu aclite scenes,
Much people round about yon throng;
So many duties claim your thought,
Yon wish the days were long;
And the great work yon have to do
le more than you have strength to bear.
And He, toe, bad the multitudes
About Him everywhere;
He is boside you iu yonr toil.
And He will come when day is dim,
And take you into qtiietnesa
A little while with Him.
TU T S
And yon are tempted; so wns He.
And you are weeping o ’er a grave;
And you aro tilted with joyousuess;
And you need one to save—
And for us all— O happy we!
There is a friend who understands,
Whoso heart is full of love to us,
Who guides us with His hands.
So let us fearlessly pass on,
If bright or darksome be tho way,
Since there is One who caves for us,
Our Friend of every day.
A CC.VrK.VA Y l.tV S
M l« m i:.
D eath n f t h e O ld e s t H u m a n C r l u t tu tile
W o r ld .
San Diego Sun, December 21.
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a feeling o f h a v in g n e g l e c t 'd s o m e d u ty ,
Weariness, D iz z in e s s , F lu t t e r in g at th e
Heart, Dots beforo th e e y e s , Y e l l o w S k in ,
Headache g e n e r a lly o v e r th e r ig h t e y e ,
Restlessness, w it h fit fu l d r e a m s , h ig h ly
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And you are lonely— the swift stream
Of human interests flowing by
Has loft you in deep solitude,
And none to cheer is nigh.
The friends you loved and trusted most
Have hurt you with tho keenest paiu;
But Jesus loves you. Always He
Will truo aud kirnl remain.
Did not bis friends forsake Him, too?
Has not he known your loneliness?
Tell Him your sorrow and your need,
And learn that He will bless.
And you are poor, nnd lifo is hard.
And daily toil, and want, and care,
And forced denial of yourself,
Aro wiyt you everywhere.
Ho had not where to lay His head.
And tho hnnger, weariness, and need
That tried Him in His stay on earih
Mako Him a Friend indeed.
Be happy in His sympathy,
And meekly take what he shall give;
His presence makes a palace of
The house in which you live.
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Scientists now all admit that most dis-
eanses are caused by disordered Kidneys or
T R U IT T & JO H N S ,
Liver and that i f these great organs are
Kept in a perfect conditiont health will be A t t o r n e y s - n t - L a w
the result.
W A R N E 1V S S A F E K I D
D A L LA S, O R EG O N .
N E Y A N D L I V E R CURE
,
18 m ade from a Simple Tropical Leaf
OF RARE VALUE,
And is a P O S IT IV E Remedy for the follow
ing Troubles:
ON t ifi,I, STREET, NORTH
O FFICE
House
G eo . W . B elt ,
Independence.
N u e e e a H n il
■C ru ieftj'
Saved Him 1,800 Dollars.
A dams , N. Y., Jan. M, 1882.
D r . B. J. K kndall S i C o , Gents:—Having used a
gt m si deal of your KendaU s Spavin Cure with great
success, I thought I would let you know what it has
done for me. Two years ago 1 had as speedy a celt as
was ever raised in JeiTersou County. When I was
breaking him, lie kicked over the cross bar and got
fast an.I tore one of his hind logs all to pieces. 1 em
ployed the l>cst farriers, but they ail said he was
spoiltxl. He bud a very large thorough-pin, and I
used two bottles of your Kendalls Spavin Cure, and
it took the bunch entirely off, and lie sold afterwards
for $1.800 (dollars). I have used it for bone spavius
and wind galls, and it has always cure«! completely
and left the leg smooth.
~ It is a splendid medicine for rheumatism. I have
recommended it to a good many, and they ail say it
«Iocs the work. I was in Witherington Si Kneeland's
drug store, iu Adams, the other day and saw a very
fine picture you sent them. I tried to buy it, but
c«mld not. They said that if I would write to you
that von would scud me one. 1 w ish you would, and
1 wili do you all the good I can.
Very respectfully,
E. 8 . L ymax .
ONKONTA, New York, January fl, 1881.
Early last summer Messrs. B. J Kendall 4 Co., of
Enosburgh Falls, Vt., made a contract with the pub
lishers of the Press for a half column advertisement
for one yoar, setting forth the merits of Kendall's
Spaviu Cure. At the same time we secured from the
firm a quantity of books, entitled “ Dr. Kendall's
Treatise on the Horse and his Diseases, which we are
giving to advance paying subscribers to the Press as a
premium.
About the time the advertisement first uppeared in
this paper Mr. P. G. Schermerhom, who resides near
Colliers, hail a spavined h«>rse. Ho road the adver
tisement and concluded to test the efficacy of the
remedy, although his friends laughed at his credulity.
He bought a bottle of Kendall's .Spavin Cure and
commenced using it on the horse, in accordance with
tho directions, and lie informed us this weok that it
effected such a complete cure that an ex)>ert horse
man, who examined the animal recently, could Had
no trace of the sfiavin or the place where it had been
located. Mr. Sehermerhorii has since secured a copy
of Kendall's Treatise on the Horse and his Disease.«,
which he prices very highly, and would be loth to
part with at any price, provided he could not obtain
another copy. 8 o much for advertising reliable arti
cles.
From Col. L. T. Foster.
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From the Oneonta Press, N. Y.
A T T O R N E Y -A T -L A W ,
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B E L T & P IP E S ,
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A T T O R N E Y S -A T -L A W ,
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Pains in tho Lower Part of the J. E. D avidson , M. D
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At Independence, Polk County, Ogn.
Y ocngstown , Ohio, May 10, 1860.
D r . B. J. K kndali . & Co., Gents:—I had a vary
valuable HambleUniau colt, which l iirvitMd very
highly. He had a large bane spavin on one joint abd
a small one on tho other, which made him very Inn«.
I had him under the charge Of two veterinary sur
geons who failed to cure him. I was one «lay reading
the advertisement of Kendall’s Spavin Cure in the
Chicago Express, and I determined at once to try it,
and got our druggists here to rend for it. They or
dered three Kittles; I took them all and thought I
would give it a thorough trial. I usod it according to
directions, and tiie fourth day the eolt ceased to lie
lame, and the lumps have disappeared. I used but
one bottle and the colt’s limbs are as free from lumps
and as smooth as any horse in tiie State. He is en
tirely cured. The cure was so remarkable that I let
two of my neighbors have tho remaining two bottles,
and they are now using it Very respectfully,
L. T. F ostbr .
KENDALL’S S P A V IN C U R E
ON HUMAN FLESH.
SOLE RIGHT FOR POLK & BENTON COUNTIES.
P attrn ’ s M ills , N. Y., Feb. 21,1878.
Dr.. B. J. K rxdall , Dear Sir:—The particular case
on which I used your KemlaU's Spavin Cure was a
malignant anklo sprain of sixteen months' standing.
1 had tried many things, but in vain. Your Spavin
Cure put the f«>ot to the ground again, and for tke
first time since hurt, in a natural position. For a
family liniment it excels anything wc ever used.
Yours truly,
U bv . M. P. B ell ,
Pastor of M. E. Church, Patten's Mills, N. Y.
“ Auero L argo,” or “ L on g H ide,”
according to the English derivation of
tho Spanish wetd, burned himself ¡.o
death at the Real del Castillo, Low
Office, one door soutli of Reiss' hard
er California, on Thursday night,
ware etore. Residence on Monmouth
December 14th. For sometime the
street between 3d and 4th.
This Dryer is tho lntost improvement in Fruit Dryers, having been
And all the disease*! caused by the Kidneys,
old Indian had been feeble and ttn-
Diseases of women a si»ecialty.
Liver or Urinary Organa being out of order.
July 15 1881 ly
patented in August, 1881. It lias tho lurgest capacity of any Fruit Dryer
ablo to walk. During tho recent
Is sure in its effects, mild In its action, as it does not
It is a S A F E and C E R T A IN cure for all
rains that foil in that region tho old Female
sold at the price, aud is the most easily and economically operated o f any blister, yet it is penetrating and powerful to reach
di tie til ties, such as
every deep-seateu jtiin or to remove any bony growth
man sought refuge iu a cabin near
on the market. The fruit trays nro raised by nn elevator, operated by a or other enlargements, such as spavins, splints, curbs,
L K U C O R IIH O E A ; IN F L A M A T T O X OF
by. Lust week he crawled up to
sprains, swellings, and any lameness and all
I). W. PRENTICE & CO., lever at the bottom, and can be put in or taken out without l »ss of the callous,
T IIE W O M B ; F A L U N G OF T H E
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the house of Sector Francisco Parma
tism in uian and for any purpose for which a liniment
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heated air, and without exposing the fruit to a cold Tlrnft. It lms also a is use«i for man or beast. It is now known to be the
nnd told him ho wns very hungry.
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h«ist liniment for man ever used, acting mildly, and
The latter gave bint a good dinner,
featuro not possessed by any other dryer, to-wit: It has reflectors at the yet certain in its effects.
It will control and regulate Menstruation,
Mend address for Illustrated Circular, which we
besides furnishing provision for and is an excellent and safe remedy for females
bottom that throw tlicvfresli air on to the furnace, thus heating the ait be- think
gives positive proof of its virtues. No remody
future emergencies, and then in during pregnancy.
has ever met with such unqualified success to our
foro’ it goes to the fruit. This is a very important feature. These dryers kn<)wlecg*?„ for beast as well as man._____
structed tho otuer Indians at the
Aa u Blood Purifier it is uiienuoled, for it
#T
-botflfc, or six uottTes forN^- ATT drug-
will be built only on orders, arid orders should be seut iu enrly, in order to gist Price
ranchoria to care for him. They re cures the organs that make the blood. F or
i have it or can get it for you, or it will be sent te
and address on receipt of price by the proprietors,
insure their being filled.
plied that they had always done so, DOILH; CARBUNCLE»; SCROFULA;WHITE
DR. B. J. KEN DALL*CO., Enosburgh Falls, Vt.
8TVELUNG; HALT RHEUM;i POISON
as they entertained unusual rever
The dryer can be seen nt Mr. Paul Hiltebrnnd’s on Luckiamutc, or at
ING BY MERCURY OR ANY
S O L D B Y A L L D R U G G IS T S .
ence for tho old man on account of
OTHER l) RUG,
Robert M cLoughlin’s, l i miles north of Buena Vista. We guarantee sat
bis sge. Thursday, the day
in It is certain in every case.
J. C. MOUUISON.
isfaction
to any one who will purchase a dryer. Orders can be sent to the
question, was n cold day in Lower
For
Incontinence;
Impotence;
undersigned nt Independence, Polk County, Oregon. I indulge in no
California, nnd “ L on g H ido” was
Pains in the Loins, and
given nn extra blanket by his dusky
boasting, but am willing for all to see and examine for themselves.
all Similar Diseases.
friends. This he soon tore into
I ndependence , Oregon, January 26, 1882.
I d . < '< > \ .
It is a safe, sure and quick Cure.
strips, put them on a fire, nnd soon
It is the only known remedy that lias cured
his “ teepe,” or brush house, wns all
Acknowledged by all Musical Authorities to be the
BEST PIANO now manufactured. Prices as low and
ablaze. When this had boon accom B R IG H T ’S D IS E A S E .
terms as easy as consistent with thorough workman-
A s a proof of the purity and worth of this s»iip. Address
plished, despair for the moment
suotning to seizo him, be plunged Great Natural Remedy, read the following
D . W . P R E N T I C E «Sc C O .,
Ami Steam Fitting.
r„„. ......
ILo
C H E MI C A L A N A LYSI S :
Pacific Coast Agents for
ltondlong into the burning mass.
Portland, Oregon.
A stout young Indian uenr Iv
Main Street, Dallas, Oregon,
A. S. L A T T IM O R E , Ph. D ., L. L. D ,
Celebrated
h e o n l y f i r s t - c l a s s p l u m b i n g f s t a b -
seized him nnd tried to drag hint out Professor of Chemistry in the U niversity of
lishment south of Portland, where you will lln<I
Rochester,
N.
Y
.,
knowing
the
popularity
and
o f danger, but the old man grabbed
F. M. COLLINS,
merit of W arm er '.* S a k ;: K idney a n d L ive r
n stake in the ground near by. held C r uk , aftor a thorough Chemical Analysis,
a v i n g iuscf . n t l t d o u o iit t h e
sto ok ,
k .11:0a S tre e t. D a lla s, O re g o n ,
Buggies and Carriages in the New Stable in the
himself in tho fire, nnd before other luvi furnished the following statement:
north eml of town, and added thereto two Fin* N y
S h o w e r B a t h s , S in k s,
U n iv k r s m y o f R oc h e ste r ,
Is prepared to supply Fresh
help could come, wns literally roast
Buggies and Teams, wo arc prepared to furnish Ju
Chemical Laboratory,
| ubiie with
Stationary Washtubs, all kinds of Iron, Lead and
ed alive, dying within a few hours
R ochester , N. Y ., Jah. 8., 1880.
Stone Pipes, Brass Goods and Fittings, Rubber Hose
aftor tho occurrence mentioned
Beef, Pork, Mutton, Yeal, and Packing, Zinc, Sheet Lea»!, etc., etc.
Mr. II. II. W arner Ins placed in m y pos
Address,
L ( I'll MS >IY !.H 8 ,
“ Lon g H ido” was married nud the session the formula of the medicine manufac
Good Teams at Low R ates.
Balen., Oregon.
father of several children when tho tured and sold Dy him under the general des
S
alem
,
August
11,
1882.
Hams, Lard, Chickens, Etc.,
a spacious lnwn, nnd pondering upon
Mission of San Diego was built, one ignation of W akn ru ’ h S ake K idney a n d L i v
Our stables are first-class in overy respect, and compe
tho possibilities of raising lucre HtVftET A llí: l i l i I v i.'. <11 A III F .llx ll V. hundred and twenty years ago, and er C chk . I have investigated his processes of
tent and obliging hostlers are on hand al
manufacture, which are conducted with ex Of the best quality, at the lowest possible prices. N E R V O U S _ D E B I L I T Y .
anough ‘.o purchase a long-eared pet
ways ready to servo tho public.
A boy of 12 stood loaning ngninst from what ho told pnrtios who visit treme care and according to the best methods.
for tho damsel, his attention wns at
A SURE CURE G U AR AN TE ED .
ed him lie must have been not less 1 have also taken from his laboratory samples Highest Cash Price paid for Tut Stock.
a
fence
on
Dtifiicld
stroet,
bat
pullod
of
all
the
materials
used
in
tho
preparation
of
tracted by n white object on the lawn.
Also for Chickons and Wild Game.
than 30 years of age nt tho time.
medicine, and upon critical examination
GIVE THE NEW STABLE A TRIAL.
r . e . c . w e s t s n e r v e a n d b r a in t r e a t
Closer examination showed it to bon down, feet crossed, and his right Three or four years ago ho lost a this
D allas , December 27, 1881.
ment, a specific for Hysteria, Dizziness, Convul
I find them, as woll as the medicine into which
hand
going
up
occasionally
to
wipe
rabbit. In the shadow of some
sions, Nervous Headache, Mental Depression, Loss «if
they
enter,
to
be
entirely
free
from
poisonous
son who could remember when the
Memory, Sjicmiatorhoea, Impotence, Involuntary
■hruhs the little animal sat on its his nose, when along camo another Mission was first built bv Franciscan or a ole ter h ms subsaances.
Buy at dealers’ prices.
emissions, premature old age, cause«! by over-exertion,
S* A . L A T T I M O R E .
self-abuse
or over-indulgence, which leads to misery,
btunches, with cars orcct.
He anatomy about his size nml asked:
W e will sell you any
friars. This son must have been
“ Sick?"
decay and death. One box will cure recent cases.
This R em ed y w hich has done such w onders,
chuckled to himself ns he saw how
Each box contains one month's treatment; one dollar
not loss than 120 years of age. put up in the L A R G E S T S IZ E D B O T T L E S
article for family or
“
N
o.”
a box, or six boxes for five dollars; sent l»v in iil pre
be could save tho money lie was g o
"L o n g H ide” told of the first settle o f any m edicine upon the m arket, and is sold
personal use, in any
paid on receipt of price. We guarantee six boxes to
“ Anr of the family dead?”
ing to borrow to buy a rabbit. He
by Druggists and all dealers at $ 1 . £ 5 j»er
cure any cane. With each «irder received by us for
ment
of
Old
Town
years
before
the
quantity,
at
wholesale
“
N
o.”
six
boxes, accompanied with live dollars, we will send
bottle.
F
or
D
iabetes
enquire
fo
r
W
a
r
n
e
r
’
s
climbed the
fence, undismayed
Mission was built; of tho coming of S ake D iakatks C i rk . It is a i*ositive rem edy. price. N o matter what y ou want,
the purchaser our written guarantee to return the
“ G oing to run away?”
by tho four-inch gnaii in his wall-pa
money
if the treatment dt>es not effect a cure. Guar
12.
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A
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N
E
R
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“ I diiiino. I ’ve just been lick ed.” ships for water at Russian springs,
antees issued only by
send for our Catalogue, free — con
per trousors, and stole softly upon
R o c h e ste r, N . Y .
Always has on hatul a fine l«»t of English
WOODARD, CLARKE <k CO.,
nml many things of gront interest in
“
W
ho
dun
it?”
tains over 1 ,1 )0 0 illustrations.
Wholesale and Retail Druggists, Portland, Oregon.
tbs nnexpecting rabbit. Tho rabbit
tho past history of San D iego and
"D
a
d
.”
Orders by mail at regular prices.
api>-ly
Mvtr stirred. Taking off his ele-
W e carry in stock the largest
S h e riff's Salo.
vicinity.
Borough Cases and Caskets.
“ Did your inn ask him to?"
U»*t tile, that ho had stood Dunlap
variety o f g ood s in the U. S.
S T E R L IN G
ORGANS.
Juan
Melondrez,
who
lives
near
"Y es. Sho told him I had beon
Y YIP.TI K OF AN KXKCtTfON V 8 SUF.D OUT
off for that morning, lie pounced up
of the Honorante C-irouL Court of .he S f-.e of
The above cut represents style 50, which we will sell
the Real del Castillo, says he knew
— a l s o —
Oiegitn, for «.he County of Poll:, on .ho 20th dr.y o*
on the poor thing nml jammed tiie aching for it more than a m onth.”
for #190. 825 cash. $10 t>er month, with interest upon
"S a y ,” said the now arrival, "y o u “ Lon g H ido” fifty years ago, and Detemlntr, 1882, on t\ «livree o ‘ foreclosure c f a mor«-
deferred payments, one per cent, per month. Goo«!
hat down over it, and tho two white
r ie ín r c » .
227 & 229 Wabash Ave.,
Main St., opp. Court House, Dallas.
lien iu favor of L. Keule-s *>ìf irtiff, ami e .gainst
stool and book included. Address
that he appeared nearly its old then gago
vV. |>. Cole and Ros?.mia Co’e, .iis wife, defem.arti,
esrs stuck up through tho now tilo- nro in luck. I ’m trying my best to
CHICAGO, ILL.
ns ho did the week beforo ho died. f<>' v’.ie sura of #4,2;IS.S3, wi ’i aoc:uing in-eres.
C lo n ir o F ra m es,
get
dad
to
ivlialo
mo.
I
’d
give
fifty
D
.
W
.
P
R
E
N
T
I
C
E
&
C
O
.,
top. It was nn iron rabbit.
H, F. SMITH, Prop’ r,
he-eon i . t io nwo of ten |vr ceni. *>or annum from
cents if lie find tanned mo this noon Ho says that tho old man frequently De eirber óth, 1882, a id t'.io iu.t io»* midi of *250.IH)
Portland, Oregon.
I lr a o U c l* . F.to.
bent the best horses owned in the a to -evrt’ lei, aad &M.20 costs. I aave levied upon,
ShorlfTs Salo.
(Late of Salem.)
nnd it wns all through hurting.”
a ». will se” a. pubr c auction, on
One of the characters in Lowell a
country on trips to San D iego, one T liiirs d iiy , f Iso 2 " Ili Itny o f .In n itn ry, litìgi,
“ \\ by?”
All
kind,
of
Y VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION ISSUED OUT
generation ago was a innn of n stern,
GOO D CLEVN SHAVE TO RE
_ Y the Cireuit Cou.t of the State of Oregon, for
" W h y ! Havon’t I got three dol- hundred miles distant from thoUeiil, M l oV'ock p. in., a tue Court Pcuse door in sai«. B
Giva
mo
a
call
the
County
of
Polk,
upon
a
decree
and
judgment
had
at
all
tines.
close nature, and altogether unlovely | lars saved up to buy pap nnd marni and that ho ofton chased doer until Pnik »’ tu* ».y, f«>r «-ash «n hr.n. a« . io „ me of sale, all
Cabinet W ork Done to Order.
H . F. S M IT H .
• d the •. iu, , V e and in,eresi o* \ e jr «. W. D. Cole rendere«! in » i d Coart on the ll*h day of December.
disposition, one of whoso peculiari Christmas presents, nud if I can get they gave up with fatiguo. He r.ntl
¡.osanna C ob i ’ he he~einafk.e«‘ desc.i'iei. pteir 1S8C, in faver of K. Bed well an«l against J. M. Boyle,
P a l m s , Jnlv 1, ISSI.
W. J. Boyle an«l Jojephine P. Boyle, for the sum of
ties was that of sitting down with Vm to whale me before Christmas would then capture them after they ì s m , o wi Le ,;.irin,g a„ a s.ako 2H .su ICO v'»aiiise.» ;ì f',96û.0C»,
nifuihincs cleaned and ra
and the further sum of $105.00 attorneys'
f oni the rou .I iwcs corner of „he D onado' Len«l
paper and pencil whenover lie got won't I spend every cent o f that had laid down for rest. Until a Cla
paired.
m of Afilón C »aiv«>e lin, ’ n I V . Co.i itv, O e»on, fees, and «he further sum of ?io.i5, costs and dis
»ursements, a.id to me dire-'„ed, againat certain
an idea, nnd figuring the thing out money on myself? Ilew much you year ago ho was able to walk about t*ie*'co north Mf» ÌVMOOt-.iai is, theme ea«t <1 61- 00 rnortg«
;e«l real pioperty, I have levied apon, and
e'.taiue, he >oe s* u h ’*2 2 -«et) c‘ ».vns, tl’o.ioe vree. 16
Sti>re under I temizer office, I.idejiend-
t } its miniitust details. One day got?”
and tvavel quite woll. Since then 10-100 e la'ns, Oaoc • so.i i 4 re.-ees, vest *Ä 60-ICO will o<Ter ."or sale, to the k'.g.iee bidder, on
ence, Or.
chains, . enee t«n un ’ 0 de ,“eos. wes«. ’ 3:*0- COo 'f. 5 ns,
T
a r u ta j, Janimry .tOfk, ISSA,
another gentleman of equal promi
r m
t :. v - \
bo hns boon obliged to crawl about «.heneeaou„.i 67 8 - '« ) chr‘ >s, .henee wr . °1 <5-100
“ Two dollars.”
A» 1 o'clock p. m. of said day, in front ef the Court
nence at the time dropped into his
chains mi V e p’ eve o* .»e -ir i'n v, oonfc i 'n j 25W House door, at llallas, Polk County, Or*Ton, the f«*l
“ BullvI You aro all right! Y ou've on all fours, liko a cat or dog. He .Vi-lOo
r?r >s, ir-»-# or !ee.i, s v: c ’ in Poi'. Couuty, lowing deseiibcxl real proper.?, to-wit
All the undi
F. A. BROWN,
office, and was not surprised to find been licked, and they won’t expect retained ltis sight perfectly nttd till Oregon,
C T v j
s~ vernò e c e s t a i ao o* «en rc-js eo'd lo vMed inter«* of „he soid J. M. Boyle aad W J. Boyle j
the old man at work over somo even a stick of gum Irom their son. the faculties of mind up to the day W. Jan « s td si . v- even »■< res sold v<» Da i el H vu : ’«*- in rnd to the west half of the Uonarion Land Claim
man faim t <c c jov e dase > »ed „ rot, „o r u efy sau. of J. M. I'oyle and wife. No,. No. I.S48. claim No. M. !
^hemo in arithmetic. White, as we I ‘U g V h o m e iu d slara tbe” "b a b y he died.
J« r I .me t m u c »s ^ rnd a err* i * t .«a ».
MAKER,
situate«! in Polk Ctnnny, and Sute of Oregon; and *
I». hO M T/N.
The only Ins.
Will call him, turned on hearing the 1 around « nnd steal sugar and kick the
al o all the right, title, toter«at aid dower of the |
nent tliat children can play as well
Sottor Francisco Parma took n
S «er (T «.* Hol’; C.»unt", ö c 3 on.
•aii Josephine P. Covi« in ami to „he ra¡. undivided i
.
th ly five minutes' time required
All modern improvement*. Restaurant — v
East Si»le of Main Street, Dallas. Oregon.
Aaor close. “ Oh,” said ho. “ I've | cat and snss mother, and if I can get groat tntcrest in the old ntan, nnd ; D ti. as . De- e n 'jc • 22, U L i
to learn how to manage them. Any kind of tunes
hr if o ' the said J. M. Hoyle and W. J. Boyle in and the best in the city.
Open nil day.
to the said wort hoi* o. the sai«, lam. claim, together
can Le played. Fmcrt atiMninannuciit for the voice
Men thinking over the extravngnuce i walloped to-night I ’ll meet you here often
fed
him
when hungry. !
J. II. BR EN N ER , i ’ rop’ r.
wi. i „'.ie tenements and a >puitena«icex thereunto
in singing. They are sol«l so h»w tiiat any family can
i every day in the funerals of to-morrow, nml we will pool in and George J. l ’ owon, the representative
be'oarriaj, to »».iafy said Jm-^men , coxts a.u. accru
easily pr.H'iue «.lie. Having one no family could get
Executor’s No.ice,
Iny c,wti.
along w ithoui. Prices of different styles $10. #12. #14 r r o ALL OF MY OLD FRIENDS AND TIIE PUB
DCorer classes. It’s all wroug. buy more pistols and scalping knives of the F.nglish capitalist, S. W. Mur
1 lie in general, I would announce that I am ready
and $! 6 . including twenty five f.-et of music. Send
'l'erma of Sal# -Unite». Strtej Gol«; Coin, cash in
here. I ’ve got it all figured out and rock candy nud nuts nnd raisins phy, tho mechanical engineer o f tho 1JOT-CÄ IS HRPi.BY 1MVE4 ">» WHOM iT MA'* hand.
to do all kinds of wagon and carriage wood work In a
f >r catalogues an*! price list. Address
H HOLMAN,
workmanlike manner anti at the most reasonable
Av
ro«H
e.
a,
i
u
t
I
nr
ve
bee
»
a
»'»o
n
ed
r.
«s
n
o
of
Sher;ff
of
Pick
Countv.
orejoa
.
I>.
W.
PRESTICS
*
CO.
Portbrnt,
Orep.n.
: much for the undertaker, than you ever saw beforol
prices. I have on band a good stock of thoroughly
Y ip! Snn Nicolas nr a, and Colonel D. K. the 1rs. » II
test;-ment
E' en Scot .
D aw L ao , December 17, 188Î.
Lawn Arbor, Polk County,
for the clergyman, so much Peel m edown.dear father hang my Alien visited l
»ens>. «■ bava*
old man and took Po'k Co July, decease»'.
there
ajaiiift.
n
e
r»H
r
:ro«I
to
nrt%e
t
teem
,o
me,
Seasoned Lumber.
grave, just look nt it. A hide on tho fence, mother darling.” a great interest in him. The old In duly veri »e»\ a„ th e o fk e o» »'»V;
r* U Has,
j Has lust received a new lot of g *ods. such as arc
Sheriff « Sale.
man oijii’t afford to linvo a Detroit Free Press.
si-; mouths, and a'l pc «.“Ts M»de.t.e«i o «ah.
; usuaiiy kept in a country st ire, which ho will sell, f.ir
dian is dead, but could he have told wit’-'n rre
r ?|Ut.x.ril to mal e .mined *.c ’vavireat *o
y v ir t u e o f AN KXFCUTION ISSUED out j
his family at tlmt figuro.
his own story of this part o f Califor me.
WILLIAM V. LYLA F e«u o .
R E P A IR IN G M A D E A S P E C IA L T Y
of t.i« Circuit t’ourt «if .he State of Oregon. f«»r
D a LV à B vtw IB, At-«*rnev».
ton it’s all wrong.” “ Yes, I
C a sh o r P rod u ce,
Polk County, on the 19th day of Deremtsr, ISM, on !
De world owes mo only what I kin nia, ns well as tho northern part of
117 B «ttfrj St., San Francisco.
I» .en DccMrter U \m%.
otitf^lion Guaranteed. Give me a trial.
a decree of foreclosure of a mortgage lien In favor of I
responded the other, “ but airn, It owes me room to pass to and Baja California, no doubt many j
K Y. Hallock, plaintiff, ami against Mi.-hoel Zeigler. Cheaper than any dealer in P«dk County. He p «i
f . A. BROWN.
you die, you will have fro, space fur a grave, an’ sich a fu secrets would have been revealed
de.end?n„. for the sum of $ 606 . 60 , and lawful interert * lively s u m « basine« and will onnrince you Utat ho
D allam , January 2^ 1982.
Final Seulement.
thereon from the 4th day of December, ls 8 ?, together states the truth if you will give him a call.
expenshe funeral ever seen neral as us ole woman kin pay fur no’ which new are as a eealed book.
Manufacturers ami Jobbers of the Celebrateli
wivh c wts an«', disbursements „axed at $18.66, I have
W hy, how’s that?" ex- keep de bin full o ’ taters. Do man When tho old man wns told that n ln the matter of the Frt.it« of Nananel 8 . PundU.t, Uvied upon, and will sell at public action, on
il.—A. Cesnci. Adniinirtra or.
Dr. J. B. J O H N S O N .
Thnrrelny. Jannary «Mb. IMt,
White, at the same time who pauses at each stage of his ca railroad had been built in San Diego
W . P. WRIGHT,
18 HER RR Y OrVRJf TWAT I II AYE At 1 o'clock p. m., at th« Court House door, in snkt
pleasure, at the tup- reer fur de world to applaud or con and through Old Town, and that in _ . ÖTIC»
prewMt«! for *ettUment an«! l-l?d h» „he C ojn.v Polk Oouniy. for «reah in hand at th* time of sale, afl
D
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sntary intention. “ I demn will become a football fur ail twelve months the cars would run to C or.t of P»lk O i l " * 7 , State ©.' Oregon, mv .!r*f I sc the rifcht. vitle and interest of « i d Michael Zeigler in
« hi il of th« admimrtration of saht Fs »te. sn«. thst the hereinafter described nremises, to-wit: Lot Ne
t expensive funeral ever men to kick. Kxpeck no friendabip the Real del Oaetillo, he said: “ Now Tuea'.ey, th« tav «if Kehioaiy, 1 SR. 4 , hai \tm l re. 6 . in Block No 8 , of LeveraT La Creole Homestead
llAvinjf returned to IndepeniKitc« to !
for
Searinf and rettlernenl of said aeeoun., a« Ire Addition to the town of Dallas, and the building oem>«neiitly loc»te, is prepared to do all
How ao?” “ Why? be to las’ beyond de moment when you I am ready to die; I have lived long uvual Cie place
of bohliog *a»d i ’ou.t. at whle*i „U m a a.
And County Surveyor,
to soid lot and
kinds
of detal work. Filling and treating
came the oxplana- want help. Expeck no sympathy to enough; my people willffko n follow p«ve a» peren* mtcrerted h» artdmatter may s vnoar building hehmgia» «r in an lywfag appertaining, to
T«H«sr
a specialty.
« a r e \V\RR\NTF. d n o t t o 1
DALLAS OREGON,
sir, they’ll have to •ndura longer dan it takes tears to I am tired and « u t to rest from
11
*’*•""**— —
A. OrSUltR. ARlr
1
r.n
i
r.p and are the best
f-w farmers vet of
H H M J M ’ I.
Office in Vanduyn A Smuh's new brick, '
» m n T » r m . A „ - ■»» Hu K«UM.
Coll in at Vanduyn 4 Smith's,
~
* * la ' « r ^
j
a :i—to M P4A CV«B«Z, Unm.
“—Lowell Citiien. df7.
YKTILL ATTEND W» HIS BUSINESS IN ANT
buDtiog.”
up stair«.
xa i ; thctM? gocciò.
K W IN n b M U, 1*~
Put >\ DK«Bb«r B, tJKft.
VT part ef U m eoaaty pranptiy.
soMMl
Fever; Fever and Ague;
KENDALL’S SPAVIN CURE
S E E
BURNS & MORRISON'S
UPBiCHT, SQUARE AND GRAND,
p l u m b in c , c a s
D.W.PRENTICEACO;, LÊVERY STABLE,
T
FORCE & LIFT PUMPS, BATH TUBS,
H
D
H. M . LIN ES ,
U n d e rta ke r and
Cabinet Maker,
H
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO
BARBER SH OP!
A
WAGON AND CARRIACE
GEORGE F A I O A V E S ,
PORTER, SLESSING ER & CO.,
B
Nr
A U C T IO N E E R