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DALLAS, OREGON. SATURDAY. DECEMBER 30. 1882.
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“Yes,” he said, with a hoarse and he told his brother; “but forget her with his burden.
But then bo
"G eod day, gentleman.”
Erckmann-Chaitrian’s first work,
mighty effort, “ this is just the turn I can’t."
fainted, and for the first, time the
Possibly in tho whole range of
N ° T 1 0^
A very nice-looking young man boy to the
of the seasons, and this hush is fre
which became after awhilo im
“Fall in lovs with some one else,” rescued household observed that
human characters there is none
quent and very suggestive then. was Martin’s sage recommendation. he was wounded.
mensely popular— “ Le Conscrit dc stood in the door-way of the editor little nervoui,
more despicable than that of one
had struck hitn, and indicted a
1813”— went off but slowly at first. ial room and gazed m a benign way he
pas decidedly tlie You and I have como to the turning-
But Roger shook his head.
who acts as a spy or meddler in
Chatrian, who has always been the at the occupants of the apartment. get
“ Not yet," he said; “ I have not ghastly wound on the head.
jcdi; and as that point, too, Miss Carfit, and 1 must
family matters. There is cortainly
“ Would it be possible for me to
business man of two partners, on sell tho Tribune a story?” he ex ducks and row
Midland town break the stillness by a very im sufficient confidence in female good for the present ail they could do
- V í S N ^ ’j
none who exerts a more deadly in
strength, and _
C'nn you not ness since then. That was the was to grieve, and tend him as he
presenting himself bo ihe publish claimed.
l among its neigh- portant question.
fluence on the peace and happiness
was just In hi*'hand,
They wero outcasts, like
ers to obtain some information res
bscs , the distinc- guess what that is— the story I greatest evil the girl did me.
of home. Young couples above all
go and borrow a gnu, i
havj to tell, Miss Carfit— Ada ?”
destroyed faith at a blow.” ’
pecting the sale of the volume, was ground out?” asked the horse re
dozens of others.
go and carry game. So
s i l l find the ni-iiuaintance of such
“ No, no. We had better return,
“ A stormy afternoon, Roger,”
ill was somewhat
met by the usual despondent sigh porter.
That flood will be long, remem
at the gun etore, and
A person almost fatal, and the soon
We shall be lost, Mr. said his uncle, two days later. “ L)o bered, and not least by Roger
t>ut in feature she I think.
and gloomy brow, characteristic of
“ The story,” said the visitor, “ is and we went away oot
er tho connection between them
Dst to perfection, Herlcstone.”
the modern publisher who has been ono in which the triumph of lovs care, more than “
you mind driving to North Fulton Herlestone and the girl he saved.
and such officious outsiders is sev
Pd of tint,
Ada was keeping her composure to see about those missing orders?1
led to risk his money upon the is depicted, and—”
starved two d»ya.
ered the better. No matter how
“ It isn’t one of those 'and as Ethel aeon pa. He waa
bfty, woll-propor- wonderfully, and she hoped by this It will be best for one of the firm Roger was ill for many weeks.
chance of an author’s success.
pnd which rippled coldly spoken hint tho confession to go, as it is such a delicate ques Ada Carfit was his chief nurse, and
the demand for a small advance on stood there in the soft moonlight, that waa sick and
pear to each other, it will be found
her little figure sharply outlined sohool. When wa f
A:ui n hair.
she feared might be averted.
her character seemed
the part of Chatrian, the publisher
out after marriage that they have
against the western sky, there waa a
o f dreamy blue,
She did not know the speaker.
“ I am perfectly willing, sir.
I changed, so humble and assiduous
shook his head, and pointed to the crash in the Coastcliff Castle, and he jumped up
their differences of opinions and
liontly tinged with
“ Wait an instant, Ada,” Roger am not afraid of the weather in was she.
long row of yellow-covered volumes the girl knew that her mother had together and yelled,
tastes, and they would hardly be
to throw into re- cried, abandoning the last shelter the least.”
of the “Conscrit,” still remaining dropped the doughnut jar* kind af was crazy, bat he was
There came a day when, with »
i human if they did not discover
W ell, efter »hooting
“ Better start at once.”
| whiteness of her o f reserve; “ I have this to tell, that
new light in his eye, Roger looker •feme slight causes of provocation uncalled-for on his shelves. Over stories, m it—because they won’t d o,” times at rfucke without
D A L L A S , All
“ So I will.
I shall be back, up and whispered:
come by the sad sight, poor Cha- said the horse reporter.
you arc more to me than anyone
heard some wild geese squaw
with each other. Such things are
“ There is nothing at all about and then pa heard them and then
tiia.ii exclaimed in despaii, “ I shall
\VasT stfc H ie w else in th > wide world can ever be. then, by night-fall."
North Fulton was over tho hills,
not dare return home with the doughnutc in this story,” replied the was excited. He said you lay
is littw and oi,mpleu
enutiful, and the I love you Ada— surely you must
She averted her face.
strife or quarreling as a summer
news. Nothing is left for mo now visitor, rather haughtily, "bu t if behind the muskrat bonae and I
have divined it !
Can you love ten miles off.
had caught the vision of a tear—
breeze is from a cyclone, but let
»’í c t l y
f o rl
The young man was quickly one of thankfullncss and joy.
but to drown myself.”
Tho pub you like I can read a portion of it.” get a goose. I told him he
only child o f a me Lack again, however little ?
one of these officious people who
“ All right.”
kill a goose with fine shot,
delight in prying into family mat
“ Where shall I begin?”
he n m
gave him a big cartridge the
He had to pass through Bays-
“1 have a confession to make,”
isfaction overspread his counte-
His words were coming swiftly
» her other charms that
ters know of them, and tho breeze
“It was in sheer
nance— his eyes
beamed with porter. “ Suppose you give us the store man loaded for me, with a
considerable heir- enough now, ami his beseeching ditch, and he was aware o f Ada , he whispered.
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handful of powder in, and I told pa
eyes emphasized their truth.
Carfit’s presence there,
revenge I saved you.
Can i you uiav possibly become a cyclone lie- delight. He caught Chatrian by last sentence of it.”
fore it ends. The only safe rule is
it was a goose cartridge, and pa put
>Wr tko |>ltet and I
|>lm> »1 tho
“ I should hardly think— ”
it in the gon.
The geese came
for married folks to keep their se
care— a little ?”
do that to-night,” he exclaimed.
faint response of admiration was whether she saw him or not.
“ Oh, never mind aboutthat. We along about a mile high, squawking,
crets to themselves. There is a cir
“ W hy so ?” inquired Chatrian, anx do all the thinking fo/youngauthors and pa aimed at a dark cloud and
The state of the roads was a
“ Forgive! And I— let mo tell,
Clara Vcre do Vere raised in tho girl’s heart
But lie was— could— no more much more serious consideration.
too,” she cried, brokenly, “ I loved cle within every household into iously. “ Why, then, tho edition that come up here.”
in much lower circles
fired. Well, I was oflal scared. I
The visitor seated himself, and thought I bad killed him. The gun
How high the waters were, and you, though I didn’t know it, when which no outsider should ever en would bo sure to go off like wild
o f the poet’s faculty he- than others slio had rejected.
Is, Oregon. Nuvttnk*
This triumph she was used to, still ri.sin
you asked me first, Roger.”
Ada Carfit had caught
iust reached up and came down an
holies, made sacred by the great
“ ‘ For answer Glady’s beautiful hie jaw, and on hie shoulder, and
Many houses in the valley were
and gloried in; though usually she
o f a proud coquetry.
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eyes dropped, but she gave him both everywhere, and he went over a log
a ENGLISH A M —A
‘ ed her power over sus- had been better on her guard, and already isolated, and unless
K IN T IM sI.
other, and thti c they should agree A passenger over the Richmond, her hands, nnd there under the heavy and struck on his shoulder, and
took place— of
hearts, and did her best to bad stopped the deluded one before speedy
to bear with each other’s failings— Fredoricksberg and Potomac Rail fruited trees, the golden bees flying the gun flew out of hia hands,
which, alas ! there was no symptom
this stage was reached.
Englishmen are proud of their
to remonstrate or to complain, to road relates tho following : The all about them, and the air filled and pa laid there on his neck with
breath of homage was a life
and make up. No school cars wero passing over a trestle, with their dreamy monotone, he drew his feet over the log, and that was
have said such things,” she replied; grave disaster.
proud of theirs. Each have a right
her upon his breast, and raising her the first time he didn’t scold me
of the wife’s, no college and just in front of me sat an old
The wind lulled for an hour or to be, for the journals of both
long ringlets to his lips, he kissed sinoe he got relidgin. I felt offal
7 K T D V «lie d i*er wooers gently on till ‘ I thought you were above ro
colored woman who showed great
them reverently.’ ”
r t K Y
o Is wero all around them, and mance. That is partly why I two yvhile Roger transacted his countries, as mind-feeders and as
sorry, and got some dirty water in
alarm, and, as it afterward turned
“ That’s the last sentence, is it?” my hat and poured it down nis neck,
news-vendors, more than keep pace be ever so dear— should bo admit
if a sudden, they found an trusted you. You seemed so— so business.
out, imagined that the whole train asked the horse reporter.
But it arose in redoubled fury as with the times. The world n o w a
and laid him out, and pretty soon
o f earn wero flying through tho air.
“ Yes, sir.”
“It must surely bo a sign of that he commenced his return journey. days moves rapidly and the news married couple should stand alone.
he opened his eyes and asked if any
Iain Street, Dalf and Ada s smiles were for
“ I should hope it was. It makes of the passengers got ashore alive.
Darkness added to the difficulty paper strides forward with the pro How many have learned by exper
to admire and to love.”
before the cars passed safely over me tired to road about ducks.
Then his eyes swelled out so it look
“ Pray don’t, Mr. Herlcstone.
It and the danger of the route.
gress of events.
In the present
— ■as an amusement, half the
the trestle, and as soon as they
“ Why, I don’t seo— ,” began the ed like a blue door knob, and pa felt
Turning sharply round a corner century it lias undergone many have a third person in possession
being, to her; she never is all a mistake, I assure you.”
o* bis jaw, and asked if the engi
into Bavsditch Valley, Roger was revolutions. Take the little stunt of a secret they would give their
“A mistake that you can
i an anxious thought on what
“ Of course you don’t. Probably neer and fireman jumped off, or if
drew a sigh of relief and exclaimed
hailed by a terror-stricken voice ed sheet with its formal phrase lives, almost, to get back. When a
care for me ?”
Baean to her victims,
in a Te Deum tone o f v o ice :
they went down with the engine.
“ Yes, certainly.”
ology of fifty years ago and com cloud seemed to rest for a moment
i were strong, and must pro-
“ Thank the Lord, she’s lit.”
That you over hear of Thotnpson’a colt?” He seemed dnzed, and then he saw
There was a levity about the
He pulled hastily up.
pare it with the mammoth eight, over the sunshine of their married
The visitor admitted his ignorance the gun, and he said, “ Take the------
reminds us o f a very neat pun by a
>d T e a m s at
to^cnter the charmed assurance that stung the young
“ What’s wrong ?” he asked.
twelve, and sixteen-page affairs of life, when their hearts were grieved
concerning that historical animal.
thing awnv, it's going to kick me
country gentleman on a similar
W ell, Thompson’s colt was such
Pant, pant, p a n t! and then a to-day. And it is not only in its
had beeal a youth from the man well nigh into madness.
When tho an eternal idiot that he swam across again.” Then he got his senses, and
iblea aro first-cku in im¡/ *
foolish enough to conlido their occasion as the above.
lent ..,d obittn* howl Who in appearance and
trestle had been crossed some lady tho river to got a drink. Now, that wanted to know if he killed a goose,
so vastly changed, but in ev ery -! troubles to somo caller, or some
way« rauiy to wrjl 3 wascertiunly at a Uisadvan- heartlessness, and had paid no heed, gleamed upon him in the mist.
remarked: “ Well, we’ve struck follow in your story is a dead match and I told him no, but he nearly
“ Porley Dam be bursted !”
thing; in it3 contents most of all,
__fith thosAwhom he quickly treating them as idle scandal born
broke one’s jaw, and then he said
firma.” “Yes, madam,” said for him.”
and in a miraculous manner in its
the gun kicked him when it went
“ N o 1— sure ?’’
E THE NEW SI*® consider his rivals
“ I don’t understand— ”
off, and kept kicking him more than
Now be could believe.
Roger comprehended in an in get up, in its printing, in its ma when the cloud passed and the sun tho old gentleman in his brusque
---------------- _ r e r Ilerleptone was two-and-
"Probably not. It is not to be twenty times, when he was trying to
The very reality of his own love stant what that message meant, chinery, and in its workers. Talk shine came back, and the momen way, “ less terror and more firmer.”
,y;.hot his thick-set. burly fig-
expected of literary people. But I sleep. We went back to the tavern
.bundance o f beard, j revealed the hollowness of this and his accents were as hoarse as of busy bees; why, the modern tary bitterness was forgotten in Norfolk Virginian.
will tell you; this young fellow in where wo were stopninjr Wo b>W
I the stranger’s.
newspaper man is the busiest bee
.“ ^ ‘•-.glass-making firm in Pitta- you. story is out under an app’ - Uiu luveiu-xeupar shat he fell lie
“ Is it also a.y"error that
“ A y; certain.
tearing of them all. He has his nose into
iavv in feature, un- j
Pa., have been mauufactur- tree bolding a girl’s hands, isn’t he?” wire fence; hut I think bo began to
through them-bankment like a everything, and if it is not a ll; a stranger knew all! If all young I ing glass textile fabrics during the
L think Jiff.
“ Yes ’
-.SM .10 spit tho 1
Gettin' bigger rypr? nohey triiif- h
(To a ske d ,
i,uU> y o n accepter!
i " Itfl""ft Pf Uf** f'.' rri'ii. cdwpka-juubt.
minute, and pjvjne can’t stop it.”
r. Marston, j advance« ?”
least something of practical use.!
I rod of glass several foot long and a ‘ raised her long ringlets to bis bps,
vya liu on Intuii i
“ Tt was your own fault; you did
“Tien Bavsditch must be flood Tho news he gathers, it is true, is, net-de l no third person in their
half an ilicit in diameter, and heat
"H as your pa talked much about
pects were very as you pleased. But you are for- ed ?”
not always savory, but it serves a lov^-niftkiiig. and if, after marriage, ed to tiie proper degree, is attached right?”
it since you got back?” asked the
j getting yourself now, Jii. iierles-
“Yes. I be goin to w a rn ’t.”
purpose. It lias been urged against
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at one end- to a largo, rapidly-re
“ Now, what do you thiuk of a
I the knowledge o f this fact tor.e.”
“Jump up here.”
American newspapers that they are they will, tiiat being human they volving wooden drum, and thcrehy
“ Not much. He can’t talk muoh
young man that would go nibbling
“ I admit it, and I apologize, Miss
And Roger drove as if for his too personal, too frivolous and too cannot bo faultless, let them be
—AIAfow failed to give him the
drawn out to a fine thread. This around a girl’s back hair when she without breaking his jaw. But be
Carfit," ho replied, bitterly.
“ It own life, instead of other people’.*. trilling. In like manner it is urged
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process is ropeated till enough glass line! her face with her? Such stories was ablG to throw a chair at me.
ger’s many blunders made was truly my own fault that I did
The alarm soon spread, and a against English newspapers that settle their differences. Let them
has been spun, when it is wound do not possoss the fidelity to nature You see I thought I would like to
Picture A a largo extent the butt of not understand. I do now. You scene o f teiror and confusion en they are too heavy.
There aro continue to be after marriage what on bobbins and woven like cotton, that should evor characterize the joke him a little, ’cause when any
body feels bad a joke kind of livens
ale acquaintance, and it was will let mo see you back to the sued which might have appalled grains of truth in each assertion. they were before, all tho world to
flax or silk. Tho fabrics thus pro work of genius. No, my genial im
iblv this that caused Ada Car- j party ?”
the strongest. Water was swiftly Your American newspaper will oc eacli other, and if in plucking the duced are very beautiful and plia becile; you cannot get the weight of ’em up, so we were talking about
A ll kiss
pn’s liver, and ma said he seemed to
it of sheer opposition, to treat! The return walk was whiled rising in the single village street, casionally take up a great deal of roses of married life a thorn would
ble. The glass they are made of is this powerful journal on the side of be better since his liver had become
away by a very constrained con and the mutter of the onsweeping space with subjects unworthy of it, occasionally— if a hasty word pro
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lawyer, had versation, and both were glad torrent grew louder every minute. and an English journal w ill, cover voke an angry retort, if some made very soft by the addition of depicts. We were once young and more notive, and I said: ‘Pa when
you was a rolling over with the guu
up to the apple-tree racket our
.Sewing macliinatl Rogers, to the proverbial [ when it was over.
Homeless, and sadly deficient in up its facts in a multitude of words. thoughtless act be construed into
chasing you and kicking you every
in a china shop;” and Philip
But to the ordinary mind the
round, your liver, was active enough,
up, on Ada Carfit for the rest of the families fled to the hillsides while American has infinitely the best of
store, on Galveston avenue, from
’esuso it was on top half the time.’
tore under I tkx
'" nd® to
there was yet time.
itn vexation at her deferenco aft ternoon.
it. Its facts are usually clearly True-love is a plant of strong dinner, found his clerk very much
pa tbrewed the chair at me.
“ So long,” was the response.
Even the mirth of her other
e despised one.
Where was Ada Carfit lodging ? stated and well brought out— growth; it will stand any amount excited. The clerk said that a
He says he believes I knew that cart
stranger came in and after asking
ridge wa# loaded. But you ought to
. ...it onco again she was kind courtiers failed to do more than gal Milton Villa, old Luke Carfit’s brought out in such a manner that |
in your story, and come around
seen the fun when an old she deaeon
vanize her into an outward semb home, was some distance beyond ; the active and energetic business in all its beauty and vigor. But it and paying the price for a cravat, again.” — Chicago Tribune.
to be cruel.
of pa’s church called to collect
the clustering village-roofs, and man has not to waste a whole day is extremely sensitive, and shrinks which was one dollar, picked up
m m i «tin „..c a n n o t t e l whether she cares lance of interest and good-humor.
some money to send the heathens.
Roger experienced some delay in in getting at them. With a quick from common touch, and if it is the entire box, containing a dozen,
tUuN AND Cane, or whether she does not.,’1
The following anecdote of the Ma wasn’t in so ps went to the par
The inmates, only eye and keen perception he can exposed to the rudo gaze and rough and went off with them. “Did he dramatic wit and author, Richard
I Roger Herlcstone to his
three in number, besides the two devour them in half an hour after handling of passers by it will not pay you de dollar?” asked Mose. Brinsley Sheridan, while a member lor to stand her off, and when she
t ''' 1 « ' '"^gerbrother, Martin. “ Some-
saw that pa’s face was tied up, and
maid-servants, were but just alarm breakfast. Take an English news be long-lived. If married people "Yes,” responded the clerk. “ Veil, of Parliament, is worth repeating, if
— I I think one thing, and sonte-
hia eya was blaok, and his jaw
i all or my oi.a n* another. I But this I am sure the storms of, perhaps, the wdldest ed, and their retreat was cut off paper, and its most important would keep this treasure to the end then, ye makes, anyhow, fifty per old:
cracked, she held up her hands and
winter within living memory had before ever Roger was aware of it. items, except those that come in of life, let them settle their own cent profits on do investment.”—
Very shortly after entering the said: ’ Oh, my dear brother, you
the world to me.”
House, Sheridan joined the ranks of have been drunk again. You will
descended upon these Northern Ada was as pale as death, but with a rush at the last minute, are differences and make up with a kiss Galveston News.
kiinnllke manner «mi ^ en I’d Oak her, (lid fellow.”
tho opposition to the administration have to go back and commence your
strangely calm and self-possessed. enrolled in a two column epistle, in as they did in their courtship days,
> t — b o t - s h . has always so Midlands:
There is an East Indian lady in of Lord North, and his keen wit and probation all over again.’ And pa
For day after day, and week Roger
afterwards which padding and the views of and let the outside world be none
S e a s o n e d .y round her. Ada Carfit is the
Paris .vho can talk in twelve lan ready repartee gave him great in said ‘Damfido,’ and the old she
— n o f a la i circle, and I ------ ” after week, there was scarcely a how, at least once in that hour of the writer play an unduly promi the wiser.
Fortunately she is not fluence. Among the ardent eup- deacon screamed and went off
llie best of sons, the break in the clouds or a pause in awful peril, her eyes were fixed on nent part. Even take the editor
T I K S I S S U K E (» i:n .
ortors of the ministry was a mem- without getting enough money to
er named Gowan—a noisy, trouble
Satisfaction Outrant« .
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When Bertali, the caricaturist,
“ Blood will tell;” so be careful some fellow, who, for want of brain buy a deck of round cornered cards
Wind and rain, wind and rain soul. But it was a time for action two countries, and it will be found
A, would [make the best of
was the dreary record, until tho and not sentiment. -
make confidants of your for argument, would endoavor to in for the heathens.”
that while the brilliant essayist of whose death was recently an
'AI.LAtt, January 2, Ici RBnds.
Sd Roger, resuming lakes were swollen, the streams im
A nd I,”
From the edge of the lawn— England covers three-quarters of a nounced, was engaged in the work relations.— Boiton Saturday Even terrupt nnd disconcert the opposition
There was a hand painted sign in
by loud und frequent cries of "bear! front of an uptown grocery in Chi
p n g no heed to this passable, and miles of low-lying now the bed of a roaring stream— column of close print in discursive of illustrating Balzac’s novels, he ing Gazette.
rise, “am a rough
the ground trended gently away writing before coming to bis sub
Fannie: You are right.
It is hear!” One day Sheridan took oc cago, with origanallv read, in dark,
Sharborough was not a pleasant to the uplands, and there the ject, the newspaper man of the ficult and involved passage, so ab better to return a kiss for a blow. casion to allude to n well known rheumatic letters: "C alt for Sail.”
who has almost
117 Battery SI..;ood
f to dream of becoin- place under such circumstances.
only hope lay. It was more than United States deal* solely with the struse that he took it to the author, Ami a great deal sweeter.— Chris political trickster of the time, who
A very nervous and oenaitive man
really wished to play the rogue, but living around the corner noticed at
Upon the very brightest heavens probable that the house would give facts that prompt tho article, and with the humble remark : “ I don’t tian at Work.
ister as o f winning
its huge manufacturing chimneys way under the avalanche of water says what he has to say briefly and exactly catch the sense of this.”
once that it was wrongly spelled,
A man who holds his opera glass
and spoke to the proprietor about it.
“ Let's see it,” said the novelist. in lioth hands, with his elbows fool.
Dger! Don't be so hung a yellow blot; and now the which had still to descend. “Por
and to the point.
“ Where,” he exclaimed, in con
"H asn’t that sign been changed
You are funeral-like pall of fog and smoke ley Dam” was the current designa
Again, there is a great contrast "Oh, there’s r.o moaningto it sta ll; sticking out on both sides, is pre tinuation, nnd with sharp emphasis,
she, and the girl lowered overhead in a perpetual tion of the reservoir that supplied between the workmen on the that’s why I put it in.” “ Why you ferable to a lady with a big hat at — "where shall wo find a more fool yet, Bill?” he inquired of his confi
You see tho theatre.
journals of this country and of tho put it in?”
You can kick the ish knave, or a more knavish fool,
"N o ; I gdess not.”
the cldoi's tone
Roger Herlestone swam across old. It is contended that our jour
man.— Philadelphia News.
"W ell, hang it all! I told the boy
kly; “ I ’ll put it to the betook, herself on a visit to her with his horse and turned the ani- | nalista
“ llo-o-nrl— He-e-ar!” was instantly to fix it last night; gimme that
itemizers It is pos clear— seems easy; and if from time
nalists are mere itemizers.
A Pennsylvania woman who
HUE GOODS AHK '
rip and a re the Imatl------
marking pot,” ana rushing oat of
thought she had used arsenic in
ed. Call in a t VanUttyn W |if K p
With a smile and a bow Sheridan the store the board soon bore the
another dtvam dis away.
best he could the distance and his Manhattans, their Russolla, their ™ted and empty sentence, he
1 ex am in e t hese goods. *
There it rained still, it is true, own powers, he returned and Salas, their Forbeses, their Gays, would think
he knew as much
ta ll face
cuit solved the (jiiestion by feeding od him for his ready p.nd frank re cabalietio word#: "Sault for Cnle.”
and seemed likely to rain.
briefly explained his plan.
There and their other lights of the cor as I did. Consequently, every now
The world is not sponse, resumed his seat amid the
But Baysditch was in the open was no boat within reach.
“ And you ..ay that you are inno
|ere thrown much
Each responding corps, are more brilliant and then I tip him something
women.— Boston uproarious laughter of the whole cent of the charge of stealing a roost
dimmer picnic paray, country, and behind it were the member of the household must word-spinners than the average heart-breaking; and ho puzzles
er from Mr Jones?” asked an Ar
trust to him; and he Would return correspondent or reporter in this over it, and re-reads it, and takes
gn genius made Ada Porley Hills.
M y h ouse
11 may bo needless to add that tho kansas ju.lgo of a meek looking
It was proposed that j country, but they are no better in
enee is f o r t **
prisoner. "Y oe, sir; I am innocent;
her that she had ceuld grumble there with a sense Ada should go first; but she refused, formed, and certainly do not give glares at it; and then when he can vorce; iny wife drinks too much." that how he interiupted Brinsley
as innocent as a obild.” "Y ou are
ynable offer Iti
and time was too precious to be I that detailed information, which | make neither head nor tail o f it, Priest— “ How can you say such a Sheridan.
jhawing the ice o f her of less oppression.
confident that yon did not steal the
Itwardness, and the
O f Roger Herlestone, since her . spent in haggling. Mrs. Carfit and the reader of the daily newspaper he is perfectly happy, and sa y s: thing, you who aro drunk every
rooster from Mr. Jones?” “ Yes, sir,
D a lla s , Septembei
Dimcnts ho paid her dismissal * f him, she had seen very , her husband and the maids were after all wants, that the American
and I can prove it.” “ How eenyoa
►am o f a sunny, satis- little.
! all saved thus; and, nearly exhaust-j fiend gives. Itemizers are, in fact, more than I do !’”
prove it?” "le a n prove that I didn’t
has got to be sober.”
Dr. J. B. J<
He was grown graver and more ed, Roger went back for the obsti- the real journalists. They make
steal Mr. Jones’ rooster, Judge, be
When the button comes off the
A Montana woman sued for a j Annual Rainfall,” by Professor Elia. cause I stole two hens from Mr.
the newspaper just what it should
uspecteil tho coninio- reticent, it appeared, than ever. ^ nate girl who still lingered.
D E N !
read. Why the Pro
Anil he had lately been taken in
“ Whether I die or live, this shall be— a diary, or, in other %ords, a back of a man’s shirt his choler divorce liecnuse her husband kissed fessor should have applied such sn Gaston the same night, and Jc
i working beneath the
liegins to rise.-—Boston Commercial the servant girl. “You want this
lives five miles from Gnaton
as a junior partner by Marston & be my revenge,” he muttered to journal of every day events.
uncomplimentary term to the
irmanently locate, |
man punished ?” asked the Judge. spell,” is not explained; bat if he “ The proof is conclusive,” said
nets of detal work,
Disenchantment: Dancing man "I do," she said. "Then," said tne had invitations to a dozen picnios judge. “ Discharge tho
That was ail she knew.
Ada was in his arms now, and
An exchange wants to know
F the rest, on pretence
Cynical Judge, “I shall not dlvorco you last summer, and it rained on each — Arkansas Traveler.
Office in Vanduyn ^
of from him,"— New Haven Register. occasion, it is a wonder he didn’t
: w i 2 ’ “ p- iD**™°ii|
j » «
their smiles are mine, y ’know.”—
He had looked so resolute and struggle, and growing every instant Saturday Night.
[ the air is, under the
A boy catne from school very employ a more eniphatio term to ex ashamed
to be seen coming oot of a
Is, stopping at a low manly on those Porley Downs.
j more dangerous by reason of up-
Do you subscribe to all the arti Punch.
much excited and told his father press his opinion of the rainfall.— saloon?”
“ Great heavens, ~
wed the hillside.
| She even sighed thinking o f it. rooted trees and other wreckage, cles of the Athanasian creed?” was
The verdict o f the Coroner's that he believed all human beings
you wouldn’t have n man
►lent her companion did
Ada’s own image, despite his that came swiftly down the valley, asked an old women. “ No, I don’t; Jury at Tuinbridge Wells on the were descended from apes, which i Twenty years ago Jay Gould waa there all day, would you?”
nd she cast a casual utmost efforts, was equally present
Would he succeed ? How the I can’t afford it. There’s a collec death of a child, was. “The child male the old man so mad that he working as a line man in the service pagan’s crushing reply.
Is at his face.
with the young inanufacturer.
spectators held their breath and tion next week for the Convention was suffocated, but there is no evi replied angrily: "That may be the of suryeTors at ten dollars a month.
T h a t h a c k in g i
saw there made h e r . “ I think I despise and hate her trembled ! A t last, with a faint fund, and I can’t do any more,” was dence to show that the suffocation case with you, but it ain’t with me; Hit income now is about 1250,000 a
e n r o l by S h ilo h ’s 1
i as much as I once cared for her,” | “ Hurrah T he made terra Anna | her reply.
was before or after death.”
I can tell you that now.”
For sals by Jap. r
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