THE A Londou correspondent furuishes the following readable story. “ A very good sell is related of a wealthy banker here, who is very I I V O K O I 'K IT E M S . 1 , 1 «1 . B p , good-natured, but inclined to be a trifle fast in his views of life. He then will cease altogether. It is also The reason » b y men aro always bad a favorite clerk, a young man tbe voice of science that our own X'Al.I.s THE ATTPv,. TH ■elected as mail-carriers is, because about twenty-one, remarkably hand­ planet, like Encke’s comet, is cer­ it would look so queer for a female some, modest, and intellectual For tainly and steadily approaching the to carry a mail. these qualities he was liked by every­ sun, and it is only a question of I t rains alike on the just ard the one, and the banker did not esca: time when it will fall into it. The unjust— and on the just mainly be­ the general feoling of good will. H e same destiny awaits every planet. cause the unjust have borrowed their was as poor as— his salary, and had Two avenues of escape only are to umbrellas.— Hartford Times. no connections to push his after be found. Either tbe forcesof nature The pretty young lady that came fortunes, and so, like the most Eng­ must change and some new law as­ to our office last week and upset the lish clerks, he would rise to a hun­ sert itself, or there must be a super­ paste pot over her new dress, has got dred and twenty pounds a year, to natural interference. X Q T lJ O f these so awfully stuck up she wont look at go on for eight years, at ten pounds science can take no account. Nature To hear t he people o f Chicago, a year, henceforth to vegetate for the seeks rest just as water seeks a level. ua any more. G e ilt f» ’ Furnlsli |Wauk*»fB -l D etroit talk, on that The harvest moon, of which so rest of his life That rest will be total stagnation of _________ whon Reuben Mwh The banker on Sunday afternoons, all her forces. No light, no heat, much has been said and sung, is an ordinary sort of mo m that gets full when no one was expected, would no motion, no life. ( * •-‘ A s s s w lo n , thi g great mill-owners, capi- and quits like any other moon.— New occasionally ask the young man to 2(H ),0 0 0 .0 0 Contemplating the end of our own leculators, failed, ono visit bis family at bis suburban villa, planet science in inexorable. Wo Orleans Picayune. the conversation of tbe young are shown that forces are at work Young man (wishing young lady ’ -h a catS-ophe. to notice his embryo mustache): man was so correct and clovor that which must bring the eud hero too, This leading and popular company offers superior it could not but be of advantage to This Dryer is the latest improvement in Fruit Dryers, having been and that this may occur in the natural “ W ell, I ’ve been trying to raise a I III ra e foliate happened on the fif- his children. This was a mistake, order of events in a variety of ways. advantages to those desiring reliable indemnity against patented in August, 1881. It has the largest capacity of any Fruit Dryor muetsebe for the last two woeks.” Lll'.snth o f A pril, and a good many Young lady— “ I am sorry you had it evidently, but it was n good-natured I t is known that the earth contains a loss and damage by fire, being solid in assets, conserva­ sold at tho price, nnd is the most easily and economically operated of any made very w itty re- shaved off before I saw it.” Young error, and we can only wish that great amount of molten material. there were more committed. I have This, at different times and places, tive in management, moderate in rates and prompt and on tho market. Tho fruit trays aro raised by un elevator, operated by a ( I G A US AND irk s a b o 2 tin- Ides of March hav- man faints. not mentioned that there was a lovor at the bottom, and can bo pat iu or taken out without loss of tho • fallen A month too late, that Recently the citizens of Fair Play, beautiful daughter of nineteen, but has sought vent by great and devas­ liberal in the adjustment and payment of losses. heated air, and without exposing tho fruit to a cold draft. It has also a ,r . but, aft < r Reuben March was Col., decided that they ought to do that may always be understood iu tating upheavals. As the earth’s something to observe the Subbath. any English family that has known crust hardens and thickens under his bedroom, with a feature not possessed by nu.v other dryer, to-wit: It 1ms rcfloctors nt the So hereafter they will not shoot on wedded life long enough. But there tbe process of cooling, these must irough his poor, broken bottom that throw tho fresh air on to tho furnace, thus heating the air be­ become less frequent, but necessarily Sunday, except in self-defense ot were, of course, no attentions on the liy laughed any more, f& C S O ,0 0 0 . 0 0 deposited in Oregon for tho further security of fore it goes to tho fruit. This is a very important feature. These dryers when a stranger impudently refuses part of the young man, other than more violent; and there is abundant Policy Holders in Oregon, Washington arid Idaho. lody sympathized, some reason to suspect that some future will be°built only on orders, nnd ordors should be seut in early, in order to a drink.— Phildelphia News. I their eyes, when they extremely delicate, reserved, and doy an upburst may occur, which SrrERvrsoRg o r O regox B r a n c h — C. H. Lowis, of Allen & Lewis; J. Another illustration of the value proper. The youth, in spite of a son’s white, stem, face, McCraken, of McCraken A Co.; P. Wassertnan, of Wasserman & Co.; insure their being filled. will change its present aspect and Il y stoek is new and com plet* o f advertising: A gentleman weDt two days’ invitation to the banker’s Tho dryer can be seen at Mr. Paul Ililtebrand’s on Luckiamuto, or at gleam o f his desperate Bankers, Ladd A Tilton. conditions, destroying all animal life into a newspaper office late the other seat, to breathe the fresh air and Robert McLaughlin’s, 1J milts north of Buena Vista. W e guarantee sat­ night, and advertised the loss o f a clear his lungs of London smoke, aud rendering it forever uninhabita­ Edith do about her isfaction to any ono who will purchase a dryer. Orders can bo sent to the I am enabled U offer lureri,, valuable dog. Wben he reached was evidently very ill, and though ble. Thus we have at least three D. B. B U S H , Special A g e n t. *** By the i? ” society asked. For undersigned ot Independence, Polk County, Oregon. I indulge in no trading public. home fifteen minutes later, he found he declared himself well and robust, obanoes for destruction. eruption of the earth’s crust just rove was a .somewhat “ J2- H . J . F E R G U S O N , A gent, Independence. the dog sitting on the doorstep.— tbe banker shook his head. boasting, but am willing for all to see and examiuo for thomsolvos. C A 8 II PAID PORCOC mentioned, or at last reaching a U . I f . n H O O K S , N o lle llo r . ing. H er widowed Northern Budget. “ I cannot make out what is tbo region in space so near the sun that I n d e i ’ E. n p e n c e , Oregon, January 20, 1882. 1'-- ft ft I X . ,11 the world knew, had Komeml er the place and “ They tell me Mr. Brown has a matter with my young clerk,” said tho intense beat will causo a general your supplies si the ’ levy nerve, and begged great ear for music," said Fefulerson. the banker to a confrere who was in conflagration, or should this not oc­ borrowe d of all her friends, to “ Yes,” replied Fogg, “ I knew he bis back office with him after the cur, by finally pitching bodily into JKT social position, and had a great ear— two of them in fact; youth had brought in some papers. the sun itself.— The Polaris. “ W ell, you are rather green, I but I did not know that they were [accoutre her beautiful Pacific Coast Agents for the H.J. fo r music. I supposed that they wore should say, for a man of your time “ Mother,” said a fair-haired (N o r had her scheming M anufactu re rs of S o w in g Il.L t.tl, O n (M . X »«n W !l. Celebrated for brushing flics off the top of his of life and experience,” said banker urohin, “ I don't want to go to Sun­ t result. For had not Successor t o Riggs S i tV lillor, M a c h in e s and their A g e n ts number two. “ Don’t you see wbat’s day-school. I want to go fisbin’.” head.” — Hartford Times. phantly come forth from “ But the fish won’t bite on Suuday,” are co m p e te n t judges of the “ You advertise that there is a fine the matter? H e’s in lovo.” re campaign leading enp- “ In love! Bah! H e is modesty “ W ell,” responded the probable Best T h re a d for use on Sew ­ stream of water on the place, but I r son and heir of Reuben the and propriety itself.” future President, “ I'll risk it, any ing M a c h in e s . don’t see it," remarked a stranger • ri’ : n » r to 11 . ,.c j ) ichest man of the W est! “ I tell you its a fact, aud with a way. Maybe there’s some that’s like who wanted to rent the place. The They speak for themselves as follows ■ this, everybody knew 0 _ landlord said: Just work that pump- rich old fellow ’s daughter, who would me.” We, the mull'■'signed, have tested the -A N D DEALER I N - Anaford, the millionaire handle a little and you will see a no more think of having him for a Subscribe for T h e I temizes . as ready at any moment, various leading brands of Spool Cot­ fine stream of water. You don’t ex­ son-in-law than you would.” m illion at Edith’s-pretty “ Oh, the naughty old fool; my ton for sule in this market, aud find pect to have the Niagara Falls on om was stout, and short the place for $15 a month do you?— clerk is as good as his daughter, nnd be hanged to him. Thank you for nd ill-hred ; and E d it! Texas Siftings. S t u t U n u ' i ’.v, 1 S l u n k 1 l o o k s , ( ’u n t U i's i, CTti t l e r y , iven him or his posses 1 When you see a prominent citizen, tho hint.” As soon ns banker number two had thou ght; being real!) a bright and shining light in society --- AND- ~e in hire with Misael, who wai and an energetic man of business, disappeared, the clerk was called in. ’ ¡N E ‘.'So, sir, you are in loye, nnd and all that sort of thing, pause in ,11, straight, handsome fellow pining for tho objoct of your affec­ tho middle of tho sidewalk and gaze I* itil»t(S , C o l u i ’ sfhilhk, hazel eyes, and a morn tion; that’s your secret is it? Why about him with a glassy look in his I M B B t tho mouth nnd jav did you not tell me before, sir?” eye, you needn’t think of apoplexy e capable o f other than smilin! The youth was silent. and paralysis. H e is simply trying Main Street, : : M WM wul| prover “ W ell, my boy I pity you, but I ’ll to remember an errand his wife told — w herf 1)is troubles had coni give you a bit of advice. I f the biin to do.— Low ell Citizen. A V IS O PURCIlAMiD rj daughter is fair, she is worth run­ eaUliiisliment, we f xv r *1 Irritated mamma: “ No it doesn’t nings risk for. Look here! there are Mill Stroet, opposite Court Houso, Dallas, Polk Co., Ogn. ciasa «hapo. Always in rcsdiue#j|s||HHK t t i W u fiy .S J i l t t T t n C i R l i fit as if ho had been born to it— it £500, and two months’ leave of ab­ vrbcjBftiaael, who had hithert doesn’t fit at all; and 1 shall expect sence. Run away with the girl. ft-« ft~> O 1 ) desperately driven t the money back.” Mr. Moses: “ But, Bah! don’t look so stupid. I did To ho the BEST. We al*o Und their _______ lent to himself, thre\ s’help me— ’’ Irritated mamma: the samo before you, aud it has not AT LOW NEW BLACK to be a FAST COLOR. The above cut represents style 50, which we will sell » and betook liiu “ Your advertisement says. ‘ Money for $190. $25 cash, #10 per month, w ith interest upon hurt mo.” deferred payments, one per cent, per month, tlood returned if not approved.’ ” Mr. — m h^Bilusk, to Mrs. Musgrovc Tho clerk fell upon his marrow stool and book included. Address Moses: “ So they do, ma tear, so bones, and was upon the point of little house; dear, in spit l * a r t l c u l u r A t t e n t io n STATE A G E N T FOB Scientists noie all admit tluit moat dis- 116 Sutter St., S. F. D . W . P R E N T I C E & CO.. they do; but your money vas approved making a clean breast of it, when sty, from its fasliionab ■ le n t I ® sJ — it vas very goot money.” — Ex­ tho old man rose and left precipi­ eanses are eausesl by disordered Kidneys or Give us call. Liver, and that i f these great organs are «4. change. tately to avoid a scene. The young kept in a oerfert condition, health will be ftewn at once, ! A G E N T KOK TH E “ What other business do you fol­ man considered and acted, and tLe the result. W A B N E R 'S S A F E K I D ­ But there was a fluttt low besides preaching?” was asked consequence was that the next week N E Y A N D L I V E li C U K E D A V IS HOWE rtiverjk*K o f aspect, a namele M a n u !»d u rer* o f tho S T E W A R T S IN G E R , Q U E E N , and W. S. ELKINS, of an old colored man. " I speculates tliore was no daughter at the diuncr I* made from a Simple Tropical Leaf ething in her demeanor, thi C H IC A G O S IN G E R , H OUSEHOLD a little.” "H o w speculate?” “ Sell tablo of tho banker at the country IM S & MQRRISle pooVMisael catch his brent O F R A R E V A L l 'E . chickens.” “ Whore do you got tho bouse. The bouso was in consterna­ SEWING MACHINES. a moment, and hold back fro chiokens?” “ My boys fetch ’em in.” tion, and search was made in all And is a P O S IT IV E Remedy for tho follow­ ing Troubles: ring tilgaccustomed caress, j “ Where do they got them?” “ I directions. A note was found, how­ L IV R Y S T A ! he nud I'M it h , have I K (loan know, sah. I ’se allers so busy ever, on her dressing table, convey­ Pain in the Back; Severe Head­ A G E N T FO R T H E 11 , with all the rest?” wid my preachin’ dnt I ain’t got ing the uustoranry prayer for forgive D O M E S T IC A N D G R O V E R A B A K E R aches; Dizziness; Bloating; And BUCKEYE time to nx. I was a gwine to inquire ness, nud ono enclosed from the he answered nervously. S E W IN G M A C H IN E S . Inflamed Eyes; A Tired de ubber day, but a ’rival come on young clerk, stating that, believing M *5tr»t, Dallas, 0 W h y M isael ! S.t down ” s W o r k s eni>7 , t i t r o w s a Feeling; Night an’ tuck up all my time.” —Arkansas tho banker bad meant to give him “ Put down your hat. J)oi SAMUEL HILL - - by A. M. HILL, c o n s ta n t s tre a m . Traveler. hint in regard to his daughter, and Sweats; N o. 634 Market Street, —* ; so dread fully. Didn’t you g iln * P o r e e la la L in e d C y lin d e r . CEXER.VL A G E N T FO R TH E * Perfectly harmless— A Londoner was not uble to givo his public con­ Pains in the Lower Part of the s m Y Boccm n ? t e t k W H IT E , N E W HO M E, Streng Durablo. l a e a s i l y n et. who lately crossed from Canada to sent owing to appearances, he had cam!*«¡nlbeV Yes. Aide kindly wotds Body; Palpitation of the CROWN, W IL S O N , t , C heapest A B e ti F o rc e * 'Vin n c t8 n n iifs , north end <4 . «»d gilded thereto g , -it Ogdensburg asked his hack-driver acted on his suggestion, and that, r:v j f . b . e .. w a i u ’. r.r i i u r a t . . p « i > » ® a t h y , kuch as any courtec T a m p Iu th o w o r ld f o r V IC T O R , W EED, Heart; Jaundice; Grav­ R A 'ft T 1.83 la U jq t * l a d as to the population and form of ere his father-in-law received the let­ luuiwwith n(j might write. N o promi D e e p o r S h a ll PEER LESS. F L O R E N C E , and el; Painful Urina­ overnment of Ogdensburg. On ter, he (the clerk) would be bis son- S IG W A L T S IN G E R , H O M E S H U T T L E ThonHandc assuranfte of faith. I had ne^ eing informed that it was an incor­ in-law. The pill wns a bitter one, e v e ry p o rt o tion; Malairial SEWING MACHINES. G o o d T«jns at Lo\mC(j doubting vou until t e d S ta te n . porated city, tho chief officer of and tbe joko n terrible one against 1 that.” Gras, Farms for Sale, which was a Mayor, he inquired: him, and as tho city men are very Fever; Fever and Ague; O. SHAWL, 30 SECOND STREET, K e v o r F rees abéftr me? Ourrt«blM.r.lA-i,,„rj™Doubt|Jc YoU COllld ter. AG E N T FOR TH E “ And does tho Mayor wear the In­ averse to a joke against them, it was l«n t tn.l " '• v * '’ , ,, ... And all the disease*! caused by the Kidneys, 1 t my my L great sympathy, Misa R E M IM G T O N A N D R O Y A L ST. J O H N K ond fo r C ir c o la signia of office?” “ insignia— what’s hushed up, and has got only to the Liver or Urinary Organs being out of order. »»y « h TIMBER LANDS, MILLS, ETC. P r ic e «. S E W IN G M A C H IN E S . __ — and— that?” asked the astonished hack- ears of tbe purveyors o f scandle, and -’--r:tr.l -¿.-v •_ t&SË. It is a SA F K and C U R T A IN cure for all driver. “ W hy, a chain about bis to your correspondent, who records Female diAcuities, such as II do, Edith. Y. G IV E T H E STABL!^ H. P. ANDREW, 667 MISSION ST., neck,” explained the cockney. ” Oh, it as a trait of'London life.” L K U C O R R H O E A ; I N F L A M A T I O N OF e, tell me that y AO E N T TO R T H E O O D P U M P S , HOSE, P IP E S A N D F IT T IN G S O F A L L K IN D S A L W A Y S j bless you, no,’’ responded the other, TH K W O M B; F A L L IN G OF THE Richest end Jteet Lands is Pelk County 1. I gave myself STUDIES IN SelCM 'E. on hand anti furnished to order. Parties deairing any article in my lino will W I L L I A M S ’ S E W IN G M A C H IN E . for sale Cheap sad easy terms. I f yon “ he’s perfectly harmless and goes W O M B ; U L C E R A T IO N T U B i soul, for better or ho promptly attended to by addressing me or calling at my place of bnaineaa on State want to sell your Farm, sead for a blank W OM B. ■bout loose.” — Quiz. contract aad I will furnish you with & error s»i.by Street, between Commercial and Front, Salem, Oregon. tier or poorer. N r ■ The new comet suggests some in­ buyer. Do yon waat a farm? Call and Undertake se; It will control and regulate Menstruation, Talk of the inferiority of woman! teresting studies in science. P ro ­ see in? fin# list, I can make you from 25 ADO LF W OLF, d have befallen ) JO SE PH F IS H B U R N . that and is an excellont and safe remedy for females S a l e m , Oregon, May 18, 1882. to 50 per eent. on your investment. No W hy, a woman will run out for a fessor Boss predicts the ultimate during pregnancy. anl2-3m Independence. Ogn. humbug’, but business on a true principle. le me go back fi (abinetihi ha- W rite, or call and see me soon. five-minutes’ call, nud whon she destruction of this comet. This, in know best whet t vow. As a Blood Purifier it is uncmialed, for it Yours truly, comes home she will be nble to tell itself, is not a wonderful nor even a cures the organs that make the blood. For ly is like that. I Always has on l n,l, £Mir C01 YOU., L. I k D - an to be, dear,' paired. ' ’ • *: 1 ‘ 1 our atmosphere, and we may know Professor of Chemistry in the University of Summons. See what industry and good man­ it only when we shall miss its return Rochester, N. Y.. knowing the |M>pularity and |y; “ but I am lied, Store under l T K u i x 0 ^ ^ B j agement will do. John Tobin, wbo nt the appointed time, several years merit of W arnbh s S a k e K i d n e y a n d L ivkr I Acknowledged by all Munirai Authorities to be the Í t. In tbe last v In the Circuit Court o f tho State o f Oregon, fo r the BhST PIAN O now manufactured. Price« as low and I C urb , after a thorough Chemical Analysis, County o f l ’olk. IS lives on the Bwale, has 1G0 acres of hence. cnce’ <)r- _____ the yo lias gone out of te r n , u e « v u cnulateNt » It h theroaxh worknun ha^ furnished the following statement; T. L. W illiam ., I’ laintirr, vj. H. I’. W illiam ., De- •hip. Ail Ire n land, 70 in cultivation. His grain W H E R E ? W H O FRO M ? It is interesting to note these U nivkrmijy or R ochkhtkr , fendant. different.” crop this season is nbout 1,000 bush­ theories, but it should not be for­ Chemical laboratory, To II. F. Williams, the above named Defendant: D. W . P R E N T I C E Sc C O ., you going to do- \\ b at) R ochkstir , N. Y., Jah. 8., 1880. els, and he will sell $300 worth of gotten that of nil the heavenly bodies T X T i l l : NAM E o r T H K STATK OK OKKOON Portland, Oregon. fimered Edith, fir r<” |,!ir<--1 «O’ l-peur end .new er the hogs. He keeps eight cows, at an comets are tho most uncertain and Mr. H. H. Warner has placed in my jn >*- ?? ViT l I T n^ ' ” V m tl,e -‘ ' ’ove entitled .uH, ■wW bas the ssion the formula of the medicine manufac­ annual expense of nbout $30 over tho most preplexing, and we can do «U hm ten day. from the d .te of the .e r,ie e o f th ii tured and sold by him under the general des­ iraml street, has -V':u’ ,f " this County; or, V'.ot SHe o f Uain » what they pick up for themselves. little else than watch their coming ignation of W arnkr ’ h S a k e R imsky a n d L iv - ' •• ¿ t . Otv .1 ? “ l'-V thi.state, then Within manager. I hi Since tho 1st of April ho has made nnd iroinir tlirmnrh snnnn And con­ kh C ithk . I have investigated his processes of 2 . 2 * Î ..Ï 2 . r" m the date of the ienrlee .d th i. Suut- — j .i.«.ïiu m re n can piay a« well jeon hundred a yei 700 pounds of butter, which sold nt jecture of their final doom. In re­ inanuiM-viirr, wmvii mv inmincbea mm eg* » crown person*, o n ly live minutes’ time required u ’/.’ .r” .; ! Wl“ «p id y to tho above-entitled | treme care ami according to the l»est method*. learn how ***•«•' to »**— — *•---- * G . kind . . ..f tun, * an average of 34 cents *per pound. gard to those wandering bodies, to > Mara nwnat;e them el 1 And you l * . ," r •’ I.IntlireeoniptalTil, have also taken from his laboratory samples «n « le m th e f Ieri. , olii e of IV.lh County, Ore I can be played. Finest accompaniment for tbe v The calves were given to the neigh­ even scientists aro not always in ad­ of all the material?1 used in the preparation of thousand or nioi in singing. They arc sold *o low that any fa m ily ___ - m ,A ‘ ''"»d u tion ol the m arri.--, ¿ n t m r t this medicine, and upo?i critical examination ily procure one. Having one no family could get bors, and the milk fed to the pigs. vance o f others. It is now stated, I find them, as well as the medicine into which “ i *,,d '"r a *>ricM ° f different style* $ 10 . >i » s u Ho keeps 40 hens, which consume notwithstanding the great credit they enter, to be entirely free from )>oi<4omnM •nd $1«, including twenty-five feet musi.. Send • e A l!! but I am youn; i f t e l * sum m on. I. B E C A U S E he ha. them on hand and i. for catalogue« an<1 price list. Address about n bushel of wheat each per given to astronomers for simultan­ or deleted« u* subsaanee*. î f P I! 1 by order ol the Hon. liavc hope, too ; I PRENTICE a CO . Portland, Orcgo M- A . L V T T P I O R K . making more and is going to .U y.|oî;,;.rile T '‘ <* '«h year. This seasou he bns sold 335 eously discovering this comet, it was that_ « I d Sum m ...« ae end. But the Thi* Remedy which ha* done such wondei dozens of eggs at 20 cents a dozen, first seen by two negroes with the put up in the LA K» I KST SIZ K I» BOTTI I you be satisfied, i and now has ten dozen chickens naked eve, and several hours in ad­ of any medicine uj » the market, and is «old erk, who had on' ready for market. The butter, eggs, vance of the telescopo. Much more by Dr . • Icalera at $1.2*1 |>er cnaoar n .ju ire fo r W a h n eh * fd a year ? ’’ end chickens par nil family and farm­ ie known of the planets. The solir bottle. S afe D ia b _ a t w C c h k . I t is o e it iv e remes Ir. » * a p no*: Dl4_ li