POLK COUNTY ITEMIZER. POLK COUNTY liH C u U KVkIBY BATUBl/AT, SORGE E . G O O D . NTION or TH, J “*K«t .11*0«, J " S u b sc rip tio n II a le» i On» Year ............................................ W M Devoted to the Best Interests of Polk County in Particular and to the Pacific Coast in General. Six Month« .................................... 1 *6 •• ia o n K ) i Three Mouth« ................................... P»t>ur ........................................ 75 H O N ML’ST BE PA ID IN ADVANCE. VOL- VIII. DALLAS. OREGON. SATURDAY. OCTOBER 7. 1883. NO- 45- A F A T A L MISTAKE- HIUOKOIH ITEMS. could create a poet—as some mod­ it is not for us to stand aud watch. cry, he remembers his promise. He ern scribblers seem to believe— What! you will lose your train. look? up toward the stars—the Sleep knits up the raveled sleeve I n a B lu lt r l D i J iilZ M fK I M ar B» Mr- T IO N s J j was hungry. Well, there Chips would have rivaled Shake­ So we will, if we do not make a tars that shine down upon him as of care, but she lets the worn out ii pa milbl* for I b c M a il H* rio n i I n a ilo . haste. What can be the matter of if smiling a blessing. “You’ll let seat of poverty’s pants take care of Mr. Edwin Booth laid recently that thing remarkable in this, at speare himself. Him know,” he says in a choked itself. Apart from the crowd, however, Christopher Memyu? rnisliing [Chips, as he was often hun- ho supposed hit lungs wort affected, har­ Chips does not sit long on the sort of voice. He starts on a run; iis hill of fare for the day standing in the shadow of old A Whitehaller claims be is eu- ing a persistent cough until he saw Dr. '1 rinity, the fair vision of the old stone steps. Somehow he seems how he flics! The man is far ahead, titlod to a pension for an ankle he Mackenzie, of London, who found that symptom arose from a disturbance of S N W A lJ [breakfast, one bone, with tempting fowl coming again before growing reckless. He thinks he but he gains on him at every step. sprained while jumping a bounty this the liver.—N. Y. Herald.- “Say! hold up, Mister!” Christo­ during the war. dinner, nothing; suppor, him, he murmured, “My eyes! but will go home. Alas! the pitiful The above item, which has been going The young swell whose pantaloons the rounds of the press, is of no spocial | dessert, moralizing reflec- that gobbler was a buster!” He word. There—no. He will go pher Memyu turns, for Chips has E, WOODEN You see, the remarkable sat down upon the steps and rested back down Broadway, he thinks, hold of his coat, panting, breath­ are so tight that he cannot sit down significance other than to the personal ¡uhl have changed had he his face in his grimy hands. What and so he comes now down the less. He crams the packet into the should hang out a placard above the friends of Mr. Booth, except that it is it you say?—he looks like a street. Here is the restaurant • at other’s hand. “Yer dropjred it,” he seat, saying, "Standing room only.” brings to light a truth of the greatest im­ hungry. , L a m p Si« Tourists are sometimes suggestive. i Chips was thus carniv- prince in that ragged old coat and whose window ho stood an hour says, answering the man s look of to the world. Few people pass "Wliy, a donkey couldn’t climb that portance disposed, ho became exalt- hattered-in hat? Oh,butyou know before. He does not ston there astonishment. through life without a cough at some bill,” said one of them; and then he Yes, he is amazed, bewildered, point in their career. In moat casea this he is in disguise. now, observe; he walks hastily by, nk, the heiglith of his posi- V M ) TOBAl “I wish now,” he soliloquized, witii his head turned the other way Christopher Memyur "Boy,” he added, “ and I'm not going to try is considered the result of a cold or the ending upon the keenness oegiuuing of consumption, and thousands appetite. If he was mod- after a space given for silent re­ in a very resolute manner indeed. says, with a sudden thought, “do it.” * E tc.. £t become terrified at thia revelation When you hear a young man say have Chips lias almost decided to be­ yon know what this packet con­ hungry, he was lord; if flection, “when they passed round and have sought by a change of air and the “ world owes him a living,” you the use of oough medicines to avert the ir, he became a duke; at the the hat fur them meetin’ house come a king. He walks on and tains?” ■ly occupied by A. J. i| “You bet; ain’t it a pile, though? can make up your mind that be owes impending disaster. It may safely be chaps to chip in fur the Chinese In­ stops right in front of the same ngriest, a prince, the World’s people enough to balance said that more than half the coughs whteh LAS, «IIE 80V juns, that a few- coppers had a rolled counting house. The light shines Golly what a chase I had. You’re the o«bt. is epoch he was a pirinee. are afflicting ths world to-day do not a walker, you are.” out with geuial warmth. It at­ i in this state, Prince Chips right down here.” have their origin in the lungs but are the A Worcester man took a bean pole ÉrlíI » « “Boy!” Christopher Memyu is and stirred up a skunk to see what result of more serious troubles in other Id imaginary eonwrsations Chips had been to church once. tracts the boy and he softly climbs nd complete, and u I f organs of the body. “ Liver coughs” ore visible individuals, wherein He had "seen and heard.” Now, the steps. The snug office looks trembling, “you are poor?” it would Jo. He came to the con­ Chips waits a full moment. “I clusion that there are some things a exceedingly common and yot are almost t l ^ - f o r C ol xpectcd to bo answering after a few moments' meditation cheerful. The man with his back wholly misunderstood. Arising from a hain’t had no grub to-day,” he said man had better not know. upon his fallen fortunes, he mut­ to him looks comfortable. lestions as: disordered state of the liver they show offer superior itulut “He’s a swell un,” mutlers the at length. “I’m hungry.” 1 your lordship deign to par- tered: Sydney Smith said to his vestry, their results by congesting the lungs. In “Why—why—” the man can prince to himself; “he’s”—with a “If that fellow hadn’t nabbed this salad?’’ or, “will your in reference to a block pavement fact, the efforts of the liver to throw off > FO R COUNTRY FIB iighness condescend to accept my tiaps. Darn him!" in a sudden sudden thought of happy compro­ scarcely stand—“why did you not about St. Paul’s: All you have to the disease, produce coughing even when the lungs themselves are in a healthy keep the money?" do gentlemen, is to put your beads state. place, and Save Mono»] mutton?” with the general heat of passion. A man was pass­ mise—'et two dinners.” Chips drqws himself up. Did together and the thing is done. The man turns about. Chips ing then, sleek looking, corpulent, , spoken in all complaisance, But it is a mistake to suppose that such ever hero on ancient battle field Up in the mining camps out West, delicate tissues as the lungs can long re­ nk you, my good fellow, I with immaculate dress and spotless sees his face and recoils. h Grocery tie. What sadder sight does the look grander? “She's up there,” lie when a visitor stays after his welcome main in a healthy condition when they fiiciently dined.” being cor ttanllysgiUusd by coughing. “My hoy,” he said, in reproving world hold than the despair of a says, pointing to the starry sky. has departed, they have a dialetic are ’ palace overlooked the sea H. J . B'JT Such a theory would be absurd. Con­ at the foot of Liberty accents, “you cannot realize the human face? Moved by that in­ “I told her I never would, and she’d way of giving him a hint: “ I hope sumption, which w is feared at first, is ii. Novem ber 25,1881. It was large—for Chips; enormity of your offences when stinctive pity which one wretched a known it. Besides, I know it’s you don’t think anybody’s a boldin’ certain to take placo unless something is you? Well, they ain’t.” done to check the cause. This must be you utter such expressions as the mortal has for another equally mis­ mean.” er, it was well ventilated, H O L M ] “ Do you see that young man go­ plain to every thoughtful mind. It stands The next moment he is amazed, soliloquized Chips, “folks one which just now sullied your erable, Chips presses nearer the to reason, therefore, that the only way in stove, as if thereby he was closer for Christopher Memyu has caught ing along there?” Ii air in winter, as well lips.” which “ liver coughs" can be removed is "Yes; what of it?” 4bor to Holinan ftroj him right in his arms. “God bless Chips glared at his reprover a the suffering. jmmer, an’ when they wants by restoring the liver to health. "He’s got a girl on the brain.” you, boy!” he cries, his voice In thia connection another fact of great Suddenly the man flings up his to keep, they alius put ’em moment. He was blazing with “Ah; judging from bis appearance importance becomes known, which can Id.” And again, “A feller anger against the unknown thief; arms. “Ruined, ruined!” ho cries, choking with sobs, “you have saved the girl must have a soft seat.” i o : n i : e 11 best bo explained by the relation of an jrowl, hut Old Jack wouldn’t hut that person not being at hand, and sinks down, his head buried in me.” It is enough to make a Gorgon actual ovent. Mr. W-------- , a wealthy Chips sleeps in a bed that night. he transferred his rage to this indi­ his hands, resting upon the desk. n his toes, all the same.” smile to hear the youth with nine­ cattle dealer of Colorado, became greatly There is something sacred in No king could have fared better. teen hairs on his upper lip tell of the reduced in health and came east to Chica­ In addition to being a prince, vidual so conveniently neai*. More­ " w a s also a philosopher, over, a man is never particularly misery. Chips felt it as he moved And there is another son in Chris­ beneficial advantages of wearing a go for the purpose of being cured. He topher Momyu’s happy home— mustache, which strains Ihe air of consulted Dr. J - ---- , one of the leading lorning his royal highness angelic when particularly hungry; quietly away. of the country on pulmonio happy, for honor dwells there. dust and impurities before it enters physicians neither is a hoy. Within, Christopher Memyu, from his palace with his subjects and began treatment for the ----- ANP- “Go to blazes!” he growled, turn­ banker, with millions slipping from And, withal, he keeps his title; for the lungs. nts of trade, his box and cure of his lungs. But his cough inoreaseil ing his back. Thereat was this his grasp; without, Chips, shelter­ of good fellows you will hear him Some modren timo inventive while his strength decreased. Finally he genius has devised a plan which is determined to consult another physician price blacking boots!” You philanthropic personage greatly less, supperless. Of the human oft declared “the prince.” ID S T Â B I “ applied to Dr. B----- . After a caro- certain to make a young lady pianist and shocked. He stood for an instant world to-night, these two, seem­ in wonder. ful examination he was informed that his play smoothly. Wo have a little gazing at Chips like an accusing ingly so far apart, measured by L I F E IV A MONTAVI F K O V T I E R TOWN1 , why not? When it pleases lungs were perfectly sound, while his : : Dalli machine known as a stuffed-club, kidneys were in a most terrible condition. o lords of the present day angel (instance of similo far­ that great divining rod, capacity The following amusing description which if properly used, will prevent He had all the apparent symptoms of con­ morpliose themselves into fetched), then turned and passed for pain, were not, perhaps, so far PURCHASED THIS W of a mixed life of a frontier town, is young pianists from playiDg at all, sumption but he was suffering from the fivers, cannot a prince, with by—net on the “other , side,” the distant after all. m uent, wc propone in E. V. Smalley’s third paper which is reall.v a great desideratum. terrible Bright’s disease. The symptoms ilw ays in roadinesa, He lit, be a bootblack?” Every crossing being too muddy. “Only a few weeks,” muttered given of consumption are often the sure indica­ on "The North-west,” which is a New Haven Register. he returned to his palace sighed seyeral times on his way the man, “only a few weeks and I notable feature of the October tions of Bright's disease. "Edward, what do I hear—that >I> T E . \ | The above truths regarding coughs have home, this kind-hearted gentleman, could safely tide this over, but Century: of straw, you have disobeyed j'our grand­ been known by the leading physicians for deploring the degeneracy of the now—” v,” you cry. _ The picturesque features of life in mother, who told you just now not several years but the public have never AT LOW RATES. Something comes to him just a Western Montana town like Mis­ tojumpdown those steps?” “ Grand­ been why not, again? A few rising generation; afterward, in the informed of them. They are serious warm glow of his own hearth-stone, ago royal personages re- here—something that causes him soula are best seen as evening ap­ ma didn’t tell us not to, papa; sho facts, however, and should bo understood Crowds of roughly clad only came to the door and said: ‘I by all, so that dangers which might other­ A t t e n t i o n I*ntd ived v. sitors of state, sitting on with tlx; savory odors from a well- to start and recoil with a shiver of proaches. ■ len t S to rk It was merely a revival of cooked dinner tilling the room, he horror, but something that keeps meu’gather around the doors of the wouldn’t jump down those steps, wise prove fatal may be avoided. They drinking-snloons. A group of Indi­ boys,’ anil I shouldn’t think she clearly prove one great truth which ia, 11. NAT ustoms. ( 'hips was not "to forgut to sigh. coming and coming and coming. that the kidney and liver are such vital Left alone, Chips’ heat cooled. jr born;” that is, lie had In that drawer yonder lies $50,- ans, who have been squatting on the would—an old lady like her!”—N. organs that their health should bo con­ sidewalk for two hours playing some Y. Graphio. stantly guarded. The distressing, hack­ ys rejoiced in a title. He “How unbecoming a prince to allow 000. No one knows it is there but game of cards of their "But why did you leave so hasti­ ing cough, which is often dreaded as the Member a time once, when such trifles as the omission of a him, for ho holds it in trust for one mysterious own invention, breaks up. One of of consumption and the wast­ slept under a roof and dinner," boro he drew himself up who is on his way across the Atlan­ the squaws throws the cards into the ly?” asked a sympathizing friend forerunner strength which accompanies it, in all who was trying to console a lover ing HS & M0RRIS„h sharply. Had he not dined two tic by this time. If— is face. probability may arise from weakened or street, which is already decoratod ? Oh, very far off; down hours previously at Delmonico’s? The devil, they tell us, tempted from end to end with similar relics for his separation from the object of diseased kidneys or liver, to restore which bis idolatry. “ O, it was a sudden would cause returning health. How this iC shadows of that stiange, lie went over again the orders he Christ in the wilderness once for of other games. Another swings a "What sort of an im­ most desirable end may be attained has ry sta -nst, he could dimly trace a had given. “Waltz in your turkey, thirty days, and in the end the Di­ baby upon her back, ties a shawl impulse.” pulse?” " I don’t know exactly,” re­ long been a problem, but few people of lit. It was the thought boss. Bring on that puddin’, plenty vine Majesty rose triumphant. around it aud herself, secures the turned the sufferer, thoughtfully, intelligence at the present day have longer child with a strap buckled across her HBt!e face that had once bent o’ plums!” Of what was he think­ Alas for us for whom the tempting “ but it must have been at least a No. any doubts that the popular remedy known as Warner’s Safe Ividney and Liver i S tre e t, D a lla s, Oi him -eyes with their light of ing, to he wishing for dinner? Well, is oft thirty seconds, yet whose chest, and strides off, her moccasined 12.”—Brooklyn Eagle. Cure has done more to correct, relieve ■e shin iiig into his; lips with a but let us leave him now, here un­ voice rings not out in the cry— feet toeing inward in the traditional “ I ’ve stolen a coat,” said a man to restore theso organs than any prep­ iderR c .living, whispering low, der the shade of old Trinity—than “Get thee behind me, Satan!” But Indian fashion. She wears a gown a lawyer, “ and I wnntyou to defend and arations ever before known. There are which there is no place more fitting, Christopher Memyu has been the made of a scarlet calico bed-quilt, me. Think you can prove mo in­ hundreds of instances which have occur­ RECENTLY BOUGHT [ y H O n . with leggings of some blue stuff; but ", aT.rJ.w oS-c f l » fai tied that ho remembered, some people might say. I think if soul of honor. Never before has she has somehow managed to get a nocent?” “ Oh, yes; wo can prove red within the pact three months where Team«, wo are prepared j | i e t i n * i, h o \ V «1 s t l & D g e , w h i t e Chips had been consulted just then he had cause to blush for any act civilized dress for her child. They that you were in Rn adjoining town­ individuals have believed themselves the of consumption, when, in reality In had settled upon the face, how —a restaurant; but then, you know, of his. Shall he now?—no, no! He all go effto camp on the hill near by. ship when the coat was Btolen, and victims it was deranged kidneys and liver, which that tho prosecution is malicious.” he was seldom consulted. turns away. Then the deyil takes |tness in the eyes had been Some blue-coated soldiers from the thia remarkable medicine has completely T e a m s a t Low0 . Oh, by the way, did you ever a new departure. He knows his neighboring military post, remember­ “ How much will you charge?” cured, as witness the following statement: i of tears, and the smile e gl “ What sort of a coat is it?” “ First- ing the roll-call at sunset, swing lips became sadder than have the honor of Mr. Christopher man’s weakest point. B uffalo , N. Y ., Ju ly « , 1882.—I be­ are flrst-rlaa.. in every r e i p ^ H never been worn any.” “ Well, lieve it to tie a fact that thousands of lie was not quite sure Memyu’s acquaintance? Indeed, it “What of your wife?” he whis­ themselves upon their horses and go I rate; Jtnd obllipixTfif hoHtlers are 1,1 j f L won’t charge you anything. Just ways ready to serve the p a i t h ! tmwever. It might have is an honor! Just come with me pers—“she whom you have never galloping off, a little the worse for give mo the coat.”—Arkansas Trav­ cases of so-called consumption can be suc­ cessfully treated bysiinply using Warner’s __ la fancy of his, hut there and I’ll introduce you. No, upon permitted the winds of heaven to the bad whisky they have been drink­ eler. Safe Kidney and Liver Cure as directed. ing in tho saloons. A miner in a second thought, I will not. Mr. visit too roughly. How can she, HE NEW STABLE |s onjttliing that he remembered To a country parson, not more thau I was one of the “ given up to die" persons blue woolen shirt and brown canvas Christopher Memyu is very busy cradled in luxury, bear privation trousers, with a hat of astonishing half-way round the world from Bos­ —had every symptom of the last stage of r ieturc of a darkened ill a face resting upon pil- just now and would not wish to he and poverty? Think of the woman dimensions and beard of a year’s ton, a rustic couple went to be mar­ consumption—baid cough of four years W3. L J W £ ’* i standing, night sweats, chills, etc., etc. Se whitness was not purer, disturbed. But stand here outside, you love!” RTS growth, trots up the street on a mule, ried, accompanied by the aunt of the A season south did no good, and tho fact and you can take a poop at him e crying out, faint yet Christopher Memyu stretches out and with droll oaths and shuffling bride, an elderly female, with sharp was the case looked discouraging. I took srtaker and d i Jona ts intensity of emotion: within.* Is he not a fine-looking his hand. The devil has won. talk, offers the animal for sale to the eyes and nose, and a general air of Warner’s Safe Kidney and Liver Cure, Cabinet ly, promise me—me, your man? Mr. Christopher Memyu is Chips walks slowly through the crowd of loungers on the hotel piazza. intending to see that everything was and in three months I regained over ither, c 'ing—that you will never, just eight and thirty, reputed to be streets. Yes, his philosophy has No one wants to buy, and, after pro­ done duly and in order. The aunt twenty pounds, and my health was fully • W. C. BEACH, han cu hand a til. 1 v«*f] ver take what is not wealthy, and—such a pity! match­ quite deserted him. He itruggles, voking a deal of laughter, the miner watched keonly during the ceremony, restored. Foreman Buffalo Rubber Typo Foundry. And seeing dimly the making mammas declare—married. hut cannot regain it. A hard line gives his ultimatum: “ I ’ll hitch the nodding her head vigorously at each U There are thousands of people in Amer­ t rested above him, and Such a dear woman, such a pretty, creeps around the corners of his critter to one of them piazzer posts, emphatic word, and, at the conclu­ ica to-day who believe they ore the victims gh Cases and >u sion, she rose energetically to her and if he don’t pull it down you may of consumption and destined to an early lie shadowy wings that tender-hearted little woman, such mouth, a strange light dawns r. from the hydrant, carrying water for ly, “ that you’re the chap I sentenced ago wooed and wedded a beautiful holds his. There is no needless re­ li not. is rushing now to ruin. He jostles the morning wash in old coal-oil for stealing, about a year ago.” Eastern lady of more than ordi­ ja feller’s got property,” pining, though. Perhaps the wifely against Chips as he goes heedlessly cans hung to a stick Ivalanced across F. A. BROWl “ That’s the hair-pin I am,” replied nary musical talent. Her husband, tiized, “he must expect to eyes will always grow dim at sight on. A bicath of wind blows open his shoulders. More Indians now—■ tho other,” and thpre is twenty dol­ proud of her vocal acquirements, rized when he don’t lock of the shining curl that lies be­ his coat; something falls, but either a "buck” and two squaws, leading lars for my fine.” )N AND CARRIAGE sent her to Paris to perfect her tween the leaves of her little bible he is deaf or i'/isensible to the ponies heavily laden with tent, Jc.” ‘1 But you served your term in jail, voice under the best attainable •t Sida of Main S tre e t, Dal liked up Broadway—he —right there at the place where sound, for he goes blindly on. The clothes, and buffalo robes. A rope1 said the judge, "anil owe no fine.” “ That's right, old boy; but I’m go­ training. A few months sinoe the Ire"to go home to the pal- the mighty heart of Israel's king boy stops and picks up the packet. tied around a pony’s lower jaw is the ferrydiile, Oregon, August 4, 1882. ordinaty halter and bridle of the ing to commit an assault and battery, announcement of her sudden death stopped before a restau- breaks forth in its anguish, “Oh, Is he dreaming? He rubs his eyes, .L OF MY OLD FRIENDS J Absalom, my son, my son!” And pinches himself, stares. Tho amount Indians. These people want to buy and I guess I ’ll commence now was cabled over, and the officer, in gen eral, I w ould announce t article at the saddler’s shop. You’re the man I propose to lick.' who was on duty in the West, un­ kind« of wagon and c a rria g s l there was such a tempt- perhaps a little quiyering of pain is marked upon the wrapper. A some Notice of Assignmont. nlike m an n e r and a t th e nr Be W arned in T im e ! They do not go in, but stare through “ Oh, that's it," rejoined the court able to leave his post, directed that I have on hand a good stock o |y! Such ilakey pies and will always reach the father’s heart wild joy leaps up in Chips’ heart. the windows for five minutes. The pocketing the coin; “ then you can the remains he embalmed and sent OTICE IS HF.RERY 01 VEX THAT UXDElt AXD N ' by rlrtne of end in accordance with the proffinj when he hears a voice like unto The irresistible tide of hunger over­ Ighnuta, and in the center S e a s o n e d L unik saddler, knowing the Indian way of start in, and we’ll call it square.” to New York for burial. A friend, Ion» of an act of the Legi«letlve Amemhly of the of Orefon. entitled "an Act to eecure Creditor» rown, how nice—a crisp, “the ^one that is still,” cry out, whelms him. Ob, what a dinner dealing, pays no attention to them. I have boon appointed Re­ The young man advanced to tho in the bereaved man’s absence, re­ Htate a Juat division of the Ketatee of ltohtora who convey ley. Chips, looking, was “Papa." he will have! The old gobbler—he After a while they all sit down on judge and let out his left. to Amignee* for the benefit of Credit«»«,'' approved ceiver and Collector of the ceived the casket and caused its in­ tIRING MADE A Sf October 17, 1»78, an aeeignment for the benefit o ' all But their eyes are not shut to goes with a quick cry. Ho has no the ground in front of the shop. Iclined to believe hitnself The judgo ducked his head, and terment in Greenwood Cemetery. hie creditor« has beon duly exacuted by W. D. Cole, ktisfaction G uaranteed. Given S ouvtr, Oregon, and filed In the office of the Clerk business of McCrew A John­ As it was, he amused ] the sunshine of life, and none of right to this money. The wary Perhaps a quarter of an hour passes rising up, lifted the intruder in the A few days ago the widower made of «*f the C ircuit Court of the State of Oregon, for the F. I latching the waiters in­ I its work is left undone—aye, it is old Satan comes to him. The boy before the saddler asks what they eye with a right-hander, and sent a hasty trip East, and the coffin C ounty of Folk, and the undersigned hae been ap­ son, late of F'errydale. All ut, J a n u a ry 2, 1882. o i n t s and hoe qualified aa aeeignee of the estate of ks ing the great bustle and better done. It is he “who never stands in the windy night Up want. If he had noticed them at first, him over against the wall. In a was opened. It contained the body p «aid W D. Cole. All persons having claims against persona owing the firm will they would have gone away without «aid estate are hereby notified and required to present moment the court waa climbing all felt a wound” who jests at scars, above him the stars shine; below |on was all for him. What of a man. His investigations dis­ tho same, duly verlffed as required by law, within save themselves trouble and T E R , SLESSINCE buying. _____ _____ over the man, and in about three and it is not the old veteran, fur­ the gas jets flare and flicker; with­ three months from thia date, to the undersigned at kving? minutes bis face was hardly recog­ closed that his wife had eloped bis place of buefnene, In the eity ef Albany. Linn Jnperial highness «lines here rowed by the bullets’ falling hail, in a tumult—a Waterloo. The wealthiest city of its size in nizable. The man begged the court with her music teacher, and had County, Oregon. MOSRS 8T1RNBRRO, Assignee. expense by calling on me a« 7 Battery SL, San M who sleeps at his post. [Sam. Bring in the turkey Napoleon or Wellington, which the United States is Portland.Oregon. Dallas and settling at once. let up, which he finally did. Aa sent the dispatch and the corpse, Dated this 25th day of July, i n t What did you say? Christopher is he? He trembles in his excite­ A witty writer acconnta for it by say­ to |ndow.” the fellow was about to go out, Cary procured from a morgue, in order if.v tu r^ rs and Jobl*ere of M. M. ELLIS, fteoelver. his impertinence!” mut- Memyu has put aside his paper» ment. His eyes shine like the ing: " It rains for six months there went after him with: a A. JOHNS. to more effectually deceive her W. TRUITT. D ti.i.A R , O r e g o n , J n l y 7 , 1 8 8 2 . i boy. “He thinks I can now and is coming out. Yes, he lamps in the street. He turns ^id the women folks cannot get out “ See here, young man; I don't American spouse. TltUITT A JOHNS, | a whole gobbler. Blast has turned; you can see his face partly toward the other side, the to spend the money, and wealth think the fighting you did ought to Wi»«Jc in »m ir own tow n. 06 necessarily accumulates." ! better now, and—why, why, what be assessed at more than 92.60; here’s side on which is the restaurant. rf I'll step inside his old X .r te k . R v .n t h ir , Shiloh's Vitalisor is whst jo n nswi for A t t o r n e y * * - a t « L a w , quiriti. We will furnish you I is the matter? He is haggard and 917.60 in change. I ain't charging He is so hungry. i afti.r that!” Many are m aking forti Will yon naffer with Dyspspsis and you anything for the fighting, but CoostlpstloB, Loss of Appetite, Dizziness DALLAS, OREGON. n and hoy* and girl Fned and pursued his way, pinched in feature as any man of There—hush! Through the night, Liver sn«t sll symptoms of D yspspsis. Prie» 10 Complaint ? Shiloh's Vitalizar ia Header, if y want a i just for my time. Nsxt time I won't snd 76 c a t s psr bottle. For sals by pghly dignified, much-in- sixty. Surely, Christopher Memyu just here, where the battle is guaranteed to t e n yon. For aaleby Jap. juat rnea on mill strut , vorru or couar greet pay all the time K OOODS ARE W A R R 'K O to H. H aluttt A Co., J t p .B . Miller, Dalisa charge you a cent. H o w s w * l M > M il ara th r hmt M’™*« If imagination alone i must be in trouble. At all events, fiercest, he hears his mother’s dying B. Miller, Dallas. Call I» a t V a n d a jn * Saw** * “ CHIPS." M tra U M B S U HORRIBLE TO CONTEMPLATE! 3RY, S, Assassins still at large, but their retreat and place of rendezvous well known to the citizens of Polk and vicinity. The unfortunate vic­ tim, fine, large, fresh and desirable, knocked down in its prime (just what everybody wants), will be laid out in the store of McGrew j Waller, : dud iddìi a For the public inspection and profit, on the first day of September next. We will positively commence our Clearance Sales on the above stated date, to continue up to October first, and as all goods will be sold with­ out profit to ourselves, we have the consoling thought that the ill wind is doing our appreciative patrons a pecuniary good. Now, friends, while it is not busi­ ness to buy what you do not need, iust because it is cheap, it is real business to buy cheap of what you do need. Onr stock is very large and com­ plete, and promising to keep up an assortment for your benefit, we shall expect your patronage for all that you may need in our line. McGREW & WALLER. $66 i