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. •■KM . ÎTEMIZER. Hail, O child of the wondroua Weal! Ali hail, aweet virgin land! Land by peace and beanty bleat, caressed Land God’« budded bo B t bloom fe H Iu the hollow of Ilis hand. SE P T . 1C, 18KL HUMOROUS ITEMS. O child-like laud. I bow to greet, T o honor, and to sue; A little bey ^aid be would rather for me those hearts that beat v# earache than the toothache, be- Preserve As roses ruddy, fair and sweet— be wasn’t compelled to have As constant and ns true. is ear pulled. Lund of the brin>-breasted main. woman who waits for her lrae- Of flower-girded glade! d to return from the Lodge lias j Land of the many-berded plain, jgjeot in view «ml more than like- Of d o r y won without stain. O f torrent and cascade— another in hand. The transcendent idea of msrri igc Where suns depart but to beget is that when a wife gets to bo 40 the j The beanty stored for me; « husband ought to be able to chnngo Where lover-liko the Willamette I Weds with mightier floods to fret k ■ her off for two twenties. Their nuptial couch— the sea. •‘ Does your mother play cards?” Land of the tow’ ring fir and pine. inquired Billy of his chum. “ I don’t Of virgin forestry! know,” responded Jimmy, “ but she I love those bleeding breasts of thine- ofUfc plays a lone hand on me.” Thy mighty mountains, Apenuine— T by maiden revelry. The girl who was locked in her lover’s arms for three long hours, ex Hail, all hail Arcadian life! plains that it wasn’t her fault. She Too soop, alas! to fade— claims he forgot the combination. Lost in the civilizing strife. A recipe for lemon pie vaguely That mars, in lover and in wife. The beauty God has made. adds: “ Then sit on a stove and stir constantly.” Just as if any one could Alan! ala«! th* *arpe and swell Of greed and pelf and power sit on a stove and not stir constantly. Now roars within the winds that tell An Irish lftdv was so much or her The throes of empire, and the knell guard against betraying her national Of thy sweet sylvan honr. accent that she is reported to have T h o’ wombed and dark, thy destiny spoken of the “ creature of Vesuvius,” Be prpgwant, grand and trne; fearing that the crater wou'd betray Monnt Hood’s gray monarch’d mystery her .again * Uplifts on high, eternally, A monitor for you. It ia said that kerosene will remove stains from furniture. It liaR also T o mind thee in the day of pride been known to remove the furniture, ! Of joy« yon’ ll know no more; stains and all, with the store and a In changeless majesty to chide— red-bended servant girl thrown in, Or mutely mourn o ’ re things that died In gods whom yon adore. oft-times. €5 O ) 38K $300,000.00 042,841.00 ¡40,041.00 1,035,202^4 - - f SeUHtirtM novo all admit that moot dU L O S S C S , p a i d h i l l C O O r g M l l W t i O l l , eauses are caused by disordered Kidneys or -■» _ _ Liter, and that if these great organs ore R c ijlS IirtlllC C llC S C rt C, 1 kept in a Jtrfert 'em4iHau., health will be thi result, w a r x e r * ^ a f e a / i >-i : H E Y A X D L I V E R CURE mm. „ . __ P H Frenchman se le c te d 200 , 000.00 Losses Paul in Oregon, HÉ*- j This leading and popular company offers s u p e rio r advantages to tliose deairing reliable indemnity against loss and damage by fire, being solid in assets, con serv a Pain in the Back; Severe Head tive in management, moderate in rates and p ro m p t and aches; Dizziness; Bloating; liberal in tbe adjustment and payment o f losse3. Inflamed Eyes; A Tired Feeling; Night Sweats; { $ ¿ > 0 , 0 0 0 . 0 0 deposited iu Oregon for the further security of Pains in the Lower Part of the Policy Holders in Oregon, Washington and Idaho. Body; Palpitation of the S c per vi sons o f O reoon B ranch —C. H. Lewis, of Allen it Lewis; J. Heart; Jaundice; Grav MeC’-aker o f McCrakcn & Co.; P. Wusserman, of Wnsserinnn & Co.; el; Painful Urina Bankers, Ladd & Tilton. tion; Malairial GEO. Ia. STORY, Manager Oregon Branch Fever; Fever and A gue; D. B . B U S H , S p e c ia l A g e n t. H . J . F E R G U S O N , A g e n t, In d e p e n d e n ce . my 2 - And all the diaeaaea caused by the Kidneys, ! Liver or Urinary Organs being out of order. It is a SAFE and C E R T A IN cure for all Female dificultiea, such as mntic dinner, a B . H . B R O O IiX , S o lic ito r . a toothpick from a tray lying near him, and politely passed the recep L E l'C O K R H O E A ; IN F L A M A T IO N OF tacle to his neighbor, a Turk, who D. W. PRENTICE ft CO. T H E W O M B ; .F A L L IN G OF T H E declined his offer, exclaiming, “ No W O M B ; U L C E R A T IO N T H E A WIFE TO HER HlftBAff». Agents for the Celebrated thank you; I have already eaten two WOMB. of those things, and I want no One of n«, dear— It will control and reculât*. Menatm»tioB, more.” Bnt one— anti ia an excellent and safe remedy for femalea While we think of it, w e d e sire to W ill sit by a bed with a marvelona fear, during pregnancy. And cla«p a hand, state right now that no matter how | Growing Aa a'Blood Purifier it ia nnequAlcd, for it cold a» it fei lafor the ipirit land— cures the organs that make the blood. For suspicions may be the circumstances j Darling, which one? BOIL»; CARBUNCLES; SCROFULA;WHIT* connected with our death we do not SWELLING; BALT RHEUM; POISON desiretohave the matter investignted. One of ns, dear— ING BY MERCURY OR ANY Butane— OTHER DRUG, Others may enjoy having their vitals W ill ataud by the other's oofflu bier. It ia certain in every c.Vtc. preserved in alcohol and pawed over And look and weep, by medical experts before a court W hile those marblp lips atrango »ilenee For Incontinence; Impotence; ! room filled with curiosity-hunters, keep— Pains in the Loins, and Darling, which one? but the humble author of this little all Similar Diseases. sketch would rather not contribute One o( ns, dear— anything to eciencc then to make a It is a safe, sure and quick Cure. Itnt one— Jennie Crntuer o f himself and have By nn open amve »ill drop a tear, It is the only known remedy that ha cured Acknowledged by all Musical Authorities to be the B R IG H T S D ISK A8K . Gabriel advertising all over Chris- [ And homeward R°. REST PIANO now manufactured. Prices as low and as easy as consistent with thorough workman As a proof of the parity ami worth of this terms tendorn for a strayed or stolen liver The anguish of an unshared grief to know— ship. Address Great Natural Remedy, read the following which belonged to us and had been 1 Darling, which one? D . W . P R E N T I C E & C O ., carelessly misplaced by nil nrsenic- C HE MI C A L A N A L Y S I S : A tllM teiUlK DEATH. Portland, Oregon. Lunter.— Laramie Boomerang. SOLE RIG H T FOR POLK & BENTON COUNTIES. W ill jo n siitTer with Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint? Shiloh'e Vitalize, in Ruaran tout! to cure you. For sale i y Jap. K. Miller, Dalla«. U n iverses Celebrated v of R o chester , _ " w e K E E P IN 9 T O C K T H E LA R G E S T V A R IE T Y O P GOODS IN T H E U. S . AN O C A N S E L L f Y O U A N Y A R T IC L E FOR P ER S O N A L OR FA M IL Y ^ USE, IN ANY Q U A N T IT Y A T W H O LES ALE P RICE. W H A TEV ER YO U W A N T 6 EN D FOR O U R C A T A LO GU E ( f r e e ) AN D Y O U W ILL FIN D IT T H E R E Mr. H. Tf. Warner has placed in my pos session the formula of the medicine manufac tured and sold by him under the general des ignation of W a r n e r ’ s S aff . K i d n e y a n d L i v er C ekk . I have investigated his processes of manufacture, which are conducted with ex treme care and according to the best methods. I have also taken from his laboratory sampie* of all tho materials used in the ¡»reparation of this medicine, ami upon critical examination I find them, as well as the medicine into which they enter, to bo entirely free from poisonous or deleterious subaaances. H‘ A . L 1 T T I N O R K . This Remedy which bas done such wonder», put up in the LAR G E ST S IZE D BOTTLES of any medicine upon the market, and is sold by Druggists and all dealers at por Little. For Diabetes enquire for W a r n e r ’ s S a k s Di ABATE« C e k e . It is a positive remedy, I I . I I . H t R \ E K A < <>.. K o r h e t t e r , If. Y . BUY THE BEST M O N T G O M E R Y W A R D 8 l C O . 227 » 229 W ABASH AV EN U E . C H IO A Q O . triiiisnrs IA rtf liia i 1 . ; - S X .i b I Vsndujrn A Smith'» I up «taira. M TO T H E INTERIOR TRADE F. S. & CO. TCorner First and YamMll Streets, Portland, Oregon. Successor to Riggs & Miiler, STE R Li, G The above* cut repre-tents style : ) , whi. h we will sell for ¿MHO. ^25 cash, .?10 per mouth, with interest upon deferred payments, one per < «?nt. per mouth. Good stool aud book included. Address Portland, F. 31. COLLINS, tin S tr e e t, Dallas, 13 prepared to supply -A N D DEALER I N - Drugs, Patent Medicines, Toilet Articles, S t a t i o n e r y , B l a n k H o o k s , Grandios, C u t l e r y , \V. S. ELKINS, FONE T O B A C C O S LOAN P a in t ACETAT Reef, Pork, Mutton, Veal, Tliry speak for themselves a. follows: We, the nnderaifneil, hare tested the various leading brands of Spool Cot ton for sale in this market, and And € n Grocery y C a s ll u i u m S niflSneome, t o i R M f i i nmy address, iip Box 22, H . J . BU TLER Spiel I, what do you Din.,«. or,,on. Novcmher i-si ^ ¡J he. impatiently, afi tomplal I i: >'iii ■ inin M W “ I think,” rejoined ratal« " that it will (Sncct'Mor to lfiilman Brrvi.), arovi«*d you get no a “Pshaw!” he exclai in exasperating fidlo l ' l O N E E IÍ But, now, honestly, doi hat is tire tty well woi T T T T T 7 ’ T ? ‘V Q A T Vlventtuers and attra N A T . K O L M A s, C o lo r s , AT L O W B.YTE3. F K E SC K IP T IO N S A id find I tr u s lie » , r . e . r . w e s t s n e r v e a n d b r a in t r e a t ment, a spe< ifle for Hysteria, Dizziness, Convul- sione, Nervous Headache, Mental Depression, Low of Memory, Spermatorhoca, Impotency, Involuntary emissions, premature old age, caused by over-exertion, self abuse or over-indulgenee, which leads to misery, decay and death. Use box will cure recent cases. Each box contains one month's treatment; one dollar a box, or six boxes for five dollars; sent by mail pre paid on receipt of price. We guarantee Rix boxes to cure any case. With each order received by us for *ix boxes, accompanied with five dollars, we will send the purchaser our written guarantee to return the money if the treatment does not effect a cure. Guar antees issued only by WOODARD, C? ARK^ k CO., Wholesale and Retail Druggists, Portland, Oregon. Orders by mail at regular prices. ap8-ly D McTAMMANY ORGANETTES a wife in S T A B L E ut«iilc a flair.' jin tlilotlice for a c< i niyweturn I Tour Main Street, Dallas, Oregon, ting at his desk w SP E C IA LT Y . the best quality, at the lowest possible prices. Highest Cash Priee paid for Fat Stock. V a i d , firet.” BURNS & MORRISON'S L IV E R Y P H Y S IC IA N S ' 1 “ N eler mind,” said illy, “ f o i l ’ll see.” P . r U r n l a r A l l M l t l o n P a i d «o Yrl Certainly, if ally 1 1 .iru. s.ocu. l.e excused from Oiv. ns call. NAT. HOLMAlc^ exinuiment, Tin ight ; Y r . the . . uncea D. N. HERNS. J. C. MORRS a . . uUMifecss, which hs thirty-one to an 1 AND C IG AR S, Y a r n is lio s , Kirl rtiint makos a Honest devotion,’ eh ____ A N D ___ te inearne.’ Won't tl ! iglit | _ “ I din t believe,” qi P E E O S T A S L E , h e sort of a girl that rife et< r reads such paUns, 0;og5»ent,acd if jheshouli Main Rtreet, d o n « believe she w »rlt.” a v in g p c r c iia s k d t h is w f . l i .- kn h * « a matter H class bhape. A!way* in reutiiuewi, iid hcwhnking his hi G O O D 13 .V M (tfe 'yhy die shouldn’t. “ Anthow, she wor OILS OF EVERY KIND, FOR PAINTIHC, LUBRICATING OR BURNING. Hams, Lard, Chickens, Etc., Of N ew Oregon, Fresh wlmt, Tim /” i "A d vei’tised for it w My [old friend Tim hung U ip iiis imt as h leclaratior portent rr DRUGGIST AND APOTHECARY. Oregon. cT M a n u fa ctu re rs c f S e w in g M a c h in e s and th e it A g e n ts are co m p e te n t ju d g e s of the N E R V O U S __D E B I L I T Y . B eat T h re ad for u se on Sew A SU B E CU BE G U A R A N T E E D . in g M a c h in e s . PORTER, SLESSINGER & C0., SA"UEL^ perinunaiilly locata, ia preparad to do all kjoda of datai work. Filling ant I U ?e lo o k . REAL ESTATE DEA1 ER 'Î “ What M ill S tre e t, o p p o site C o u rt H o u se , D a lla s , P olk C o ., O g n . Grain Farms for Sale JO S . F IS H B U R N , STATE AGENT FOR G ras« F arm s for S ale, M a s t j, F o o a db C o . Springfield, 0. T IM B E R L A N D S ,M IL L S .E T C . M ac afectaren) o í tí i» HEW BUCKEYE Richest and Bent Lands in Polk County for sale Cheap and on easy terms. If you want to hc II your Farm, send for a blank contract and 1 will furnish you with a buyer. Doy«>u want a farm? Call and see mv fine list, I can make.you from 2f> to 50 por cent, on your investment. No "humbug, but business on a true principle. Write, or call and see me soon. Yours truly. FORCE BEST C. L. PSERGE, M h xcpl(knr prospec Good Teams at Low ! Inean vl'.o is »lie ? I don’t know.” Wli<le does she li tsnt sod obliging hostlers are on hand al ways ready to serve the public. “ I don’t know.” ----- “ Well, where did GIVE TIIE NEW STABLE A TKIi“ I liaveri’tseen he! ------- —^TiniJjBurlin, will j B. F HOKE. E. THOJlPSOfJ}(,scwu| j() t,x p|aj, Sole Agents tor the I go my advertisement, ned no photagrapl Golden Gute Fruit Dryft* • llPS it W o r k s e n v y , t h r o w s is c o n sta n t stre a m . For Polk and Ronton Counties. ___ P !" ^ T h o u s a n d s In e s c In e v e r y p a r t o f th e U n i ted ! S t a t e s . W « 7 e r F r e e s e s l a T C In te r. F. A. BR0WÑ7 " ^ B ï . T d m“ ï W end f o r C i r c u la r a n d P r ic e s . WAGON AND CARRIAGE MAKE! East .Side of Main Street, Dallas, Oregon. \ \ ^ O O D I 'l'M I ’ S, HO SE, P ir E S AND f i t t i n g s o f a l l k i n d s a l w a y s y V on hand and furnish«*«! to order. Parties deairing any article in ray line trill ! l»e pioaiptly attended to by addressing me or calling at ray place of business on State Street, between Commercial and Front, Salem, Oregon. T O ALL O r MY OLD FRIENDS AND TIIE PI u x , Oregon, May 18, 1883. FRANK O n lin e , llfVJ little too y fori my taste. ARTIES DESIROUS OK IUTTINU UP F I 'K rK W M l i s i l l y l i t t Dryers will do well to call on us before pnrchg ing elsewhere. We will sell you a dryer with a otpd t c n t S VCQ.fi> ity of Seventy-five Mushels per day for #250. SniaB * I ^ muj f \- ” nizes at reduced prices. We guarantee the dryer V* produce a better article of dried fruit, and with i - V N o , l l b t e x a c t l y 1 labor, than any machine in use. BT . . 7 ’. Terms the nn>st lenient, and satisfaction i:i e r f ^ - y o i l l t p l l , S d l t l llC in .t.n ç . guaranteed. W e pro«.:»! u rap|.l) ih. i « * , ^ - - - . Iirtf>D , , . , mond by^makingit an object for fruit growers tu ' j , 1 r u tliC l 1 of us. Flease call and be convinced that gum is i l i n l y repre bom. HOKE ft D allai , O i^ o n , April 2ß, 11S2. ¡ t t y , M p d eS t nnil R] 1.1 I s e a s ily r e t. I s <ha C h eap est A B est F o rce 1’ a m p I n t h e w o r l d f o r D e e p © r S h a llo w W e lle . K a Ti H O K E & T H O M P S O N , “ O f ■burse. pump H a s P o r c e la in C y lin d e r . new«, "t AVINO RECENTLY BOUGHT THE -T ?” Bux^-.'oi and CarriaxM in tho New St»M, ii „ x j , 1 , » ,| north end of town, and added thereto tw o Fins S ^ ” tls 111 Buggies and Teams, w’o are prepared to furuishl** 1T@||£ ! ” s a i d I - ‘ lb f nbftc with -|-> . H Also for Chickens and Wild Game. D allas , December 27,1881. J.W . EVANS, NO. 29 POST STREET, D E N T I8 T 1 tbe •di:or i Snudar, \ ‘ n*Tinjj ratti mart lo Inde panda»« U R We ofTer Chamber Saits, Sideboard*, Library Cases, Parlor Frames, Chairs, etc., at price* that defy qompeti- tion. Our Walnut Goods are all from the LEADING MANUFACTORIES of tbe Kaat. Our Ash Good* are made here, oud are of the \ery best material throughout. MARK SHELDON, 9 & II FIRST ST., 1 operation j O D. W . P R E N T IC E £c CO.. m , * »»• > < -w “ I've done it !” Every department‘now complete with reliable, ilrst- olass, line, medium and low-priced 1TRNITI RE, UPHOLSTERY AND REDDING. * J j I V H i l l x , THE SINGER MANUFACTURING CO. . P CORNER FIRST AND YAMHILL, PORTLAND, OREGON. $0Y/ is tho Tims ! ; i l CUD IT C MD m M F . § . G h a d b o u r ne & G o . An old trnveler has l>cen formu lating ids observation*, and finds W . S. E L K IN S . national characteristics among boc-r- Urinkers which nre very important if D allas , Ogn., March 17, 1832 M AR K true. He says that if n fly drops in U ndertaker and to a glass of beer he can tell the nntiounlity of the driuker bv his Cabinet Maker, aubsequent conduct. An American ^ » i l l joko about it and order a fresh Always has on hand a fine lot of English glass. A Spaniard will pay for the T« bt the REST. We also find their beer, but quietly mo\o off without NEW BLACK to be a FAST COLOR. touching it. A l ’ renchinan will pay Borough Cases and Caskots. nnd go, but will loudly splutter. An The only Instrument that children can play as well W HAT FOR? —ALSO- Englishman will empty tho mug as grown persons. Only five minutes’ time required 116 Batter St., B. F. Ku l order another. A Gorman will to learn hew to manage them. Any kind of tunes I'lcC u r,'.. con be played. Finest arcv,mna«imcnt for the voice carefully fish out the fly ami swallow In singing. They are sold so luw that any family can easily pn« urc one. Having one no family could get I'irtvirr F ram e., the beer. A Ru««ian will swallow along without. Prices of different styles **10, #12,914 T O B X JY H A R N E S S ! both the fly and the beer. A China AGENT EUK T1IE and #16, Including twenty-five feet of music. Send R m rb ela , Ele. for catalogues and price list. Address man will reseño the fly, eat it, -mil DAVIS, IIO W E. D. W. PRENTIGK ft 0 0 . . , Port! Portland, Oregon. pour the beer under tho table. It is Q U E E N , find S T E W A R T SIN G E R , AU kiiiih of HOUSEHOLD CH ICAGO SIN G ER , now important to ascertain the vi- us |hiiftine«3 now before the public WHERE > WHO FROM ? iu the Bv.— Inte»-Ocean. Yott can make money faster at C a b in et W o r k D on o to O rder, SEWING MACHINES. work for us than at any thing else. Capital not needed. We will »»tart editor in Chira; Hit week or- ^59-Sewing machines cleanod and re fou. #12 a day ami upwards made at home by the it pair of nez ’ triMiscr- from paired. ndustrious. Men, women, boys and girls wanted everywhere to work for us. Now is the time. You AGENT FOH THE llnr. On Irvin; I tharn on, they 1 •an work in spare time only or give your whole time 1 to bo aevernl too long. | Store under I t k m i z r r office, Independ D 0 U E 8 T I C A X D G R O V E R & BAKER tt the business. You can live st home and do the erork. No other business will pay you nearlv as well S E W IN G M ACH IN ES. I! ..ring !ato on Satin,lay niglit the1 ence, Or. No one can fail to make enormous pay bv engaging at t lilorV shop wai flo.ed , and the e,l- \ once. Costly outfit ami terms free. Monet made fast, easily and honorably. Address T p ie ft Co ■ by A. M. i; r took the troll-> r* to hi« »if* [.ud j Augusta, .Maine. Independence, Oregon C3t Market Street, naked her to rot them off ninl ham ; ORNER AI. AGENT FOU TH R them over. The good lady, who«*' j W H IT E , N EW HOM E, 117 Battery St., San F rano: .co. cucumber or nu Ion hud prehain di.- i "• *,,v‘ unamii it»r CR O W N , W IL S O N , D E C A U S E hr has them on hand and is with her, bru.quely rrfased j _ ______J making money that are offered’ V IC TO R , W EED, generally become wealthy, while th.*e who do not making more and is going to lie Lam« result folio« ed an appli - 1 I PEE R L E SS, FLO R E N C E , and improve such chances remain in poverty. We want reiion to the wife’« fi,ter ami the' Manufacturai« and Jobbe n ot the Celebrated 8 IG W A L T SIN G E R , HO M E SH U T T L E many men, women, boys and girls to work for us right in their own localities. Any one can do the eldest daughter. ,B u t Iwforo boil-1 work properly fnmi the first start. The buetneaa will SEWING MACHINES. l>^r more than ten times ordinary wages. Extensive time tbe wife, relenting, took the '■-itfit furnished free. No one who engages fail to C. 2HAWL, 30 SECOND S TR E ET, make money rapidly. You can devote your whole i ante and ciittimp ofT«ix inches from time to the work, or only your snare moments. Fuff AGENT FOR THE mined them nicely ani information and all that Is needed sent tree. Addn B E JIM O TO N AN D R O YAL ST. JOHN Hmeox ft Co., Portland. Maine. to the clohet. Half j S E W IN G M ACH IN ES. the daughter, taken j for her nntiliul I fr » v’ K O“ “ !»« ARE WARRANTED NOT TO ■ rip-ami ar, iha boat fm .la h*r tarmar, ,a t < 4 ■ H. P. ANDREW. 667 MISSION S T ottsor», and ent- Dr-il. Hall In at VanSnyn & Smith'., Iu.l-p-i.il.nna. AOKNT FOR THE lieinmnl nnd re- j aa*d examine these goods. W IL L IA M S S E W IN G M ACH IN E. the fci.ter-in-i ; »he, Dr. J . B. JO H N S O N , H. M. LINES, E J A S P E R R. M IL L E R , Chemical Laboratory, N. Y ., Jah. 8., 1880. MATKI.V insure their being filled. Mr M l . » » an,. complete, and ae . „ ■ « * I f , 111 J'0 “ , The dryer can bo seen at Mr. Paul Ililtebraud’s on Luckiamute, or at if p088iil*le— read that: S tr ic t ly lo r C ash, With these words he Robert McLaughlin’s, 1J miles north of Buena Vista. tVe guarantee sat i s f a c t i o n to any ono who will purchase a dryer. Orders can bo sent to the ....... ....... ...............T, I am ambled ...... t. o.Ter au parlor in d ,,.,,™ .. ,,, c ? P / ® f ,lis fuV't), ito n0 undersigned at Independence, Polk County, Oregon. I indulge in no , >'*“<• New ork Da.lv T, boasting, but am willing for all to see and examine for themselves. c a s h p a h . f o r c o u n t r y « o D i c i . r ^ W n(1‘er tho*m’fttri I n d e p e n d e n c e , Oregon, January 2fi, 1882. E . C O X . | R,m,nih„ th, Mcj„ , % BE8PECTABLE ..... ...i un------- _ ’ ’ I ?our "MV“« « »• ;e, 1 isfied Wit It honest devotion i A. S. LATTIM O R K , Th. J>., L. L. !> , Professor of Chemi«try in the University of Rochester. N. Y ., knowing the popularity and merit of W a r n e r ’ s S a f e K id n e y a n d L ivbk C u e s , after ;* thorough Chemical Analysis, has furnished the following statement: R o chester , A TXSF.MENT. G L A fK H W A R r i r ~ Pacific Coast Agents for the lS S 3 3 3 r “ Did I ever love any other girl?” N ew Y ork , September 6.—The reposted a prospective bridegroom, Sun prints the following special in answer to the tearful query of from Dallas, Tex.: Hon. George A. his intended. “ Why dm ling, of Beeves, Speaker of the Texas House course not. This heart knew no of Representatives, died to-day. He i . wakening until thosunshino of your . was bitten by a mad dog several l ive streamed in and woke it to i weeks ago. At tbo lime be tried te i C jtnsv.” Aiid boki 1 hi rter 1 n -1 apply n plaster to the wound, but it !v and went home ami said to him- could uot be made to answer. He elf, “ I must hun v them thin ;s outer did not suffer an actual attack of the way right off, or thero’ll he a hydrophobia until u few days ago; low,” nod he collected a great pile he instructed his friends to lash him of loiters, written in all kind» of to his bed to prevent him from harm feminine hands, with lots of faded ing any of them. His ngony, and flowers, ami photographs, and locks raving nnd his frothing became hor of h.iir, and hit« of faded ribbons, rible, and all day yesterday and last and other thing. , and when the night anil up to tbe time of death his whole colToction had been crammed sufferings and frenzy were inde into the kitchen stove, ho drew a scribable. He expired at 1 o ’clock deep sigh and said to himself: this afternoon. He has been for “ Thera goes all that’s left of four •years ono of tho most prominent teen undying lores—let ’em flicker.” men in Texas, and was a candidate It doesm’t do to fool with an edi for re-election to the Legislature. tor, no how yon fix it. An editor “ Dot vos n mean man which went board« at tho tarns tinted wiHi a «boost now der door oud,” said a young M. D., who ia a grt-at pweti- Teutonic friend of our«, yesterday, ticnl joker. As tho journali»t nat t j a friend who had dropped into his urally cojooa home iu the wco Riua’ «tore, says tho Eureka (News) Senti hour«, the «awbouea determine 1 to frighten him bv auapotuling n «kele- nel. “ Why b o ? " inquired the friend. ton in a particularly dark passage in “ Heinshultme raitmvonn store.’ ’ front of the editor’« room. Then "W ell ivhat tid ho say?” tho doctor and some frieuds hid near “ He any dot bile uffianta ud make by to enjoy seeing the quill-driver’« , good milluck strainers mid a gaeac hair rise. Instead of this, however, ¡ that moulder of public opinion mini- ; factory.” "W h y didn't you talk back to ly examined the ghostly relic, mndo ¡ a memorandum on his shirt cuff and him?” “ Vy didn't I? Bed jo t boot* I left tbo hon»e again. Tho doctor was very much myatified by this did ." “ Whatdid you say?” action, but ho understood it all w hen Vat did Î /.ay? I dold him to tho next morning he looked in the como to hell.” paper and «aw hi« name mentioned OK sold at the price, and is the most easily and economically operated of any priyatl offices of the S on the market. The fruit trays nre raised by nu elevator, operated by a ( I G A K S A N I ) TO B A C O {urancx Company. Hi olute air, as if he had lever at tho bottom, and can bo put in or taken out without loaa of the mind; t" defy criticise heated air, and without exposing tbo fruit to a cold draft. It has also a Etc., Etc.. Etc., j o t scruple to exclaim f e a t u r e not possessed bv any other dryer, fo-wit: It has reflectors at the **Yjpn haven’t made bottom that throw the fresh air on to the furnace, thus heating th. air be- «• »'* — A J of ycier« »If.” fore it goes to tbe fruit. TLis is a very important feature. These dryers DALLAS, O re g o n , *« Morris,” said li will be built only on orders, and orders should be sent iu early, in order to ---- tone, W this is a Berio D.W . PRENTICE & GO., GREAT FURNITURE AND UPHOLSTERY * IV Ö T IO N fS , I______ G ents’ F u rn is h in g O F R A R E V A L I E. And is a PO SITIVE Remedy for the follow- ing Troubles: Bn», down with introspective thonjht. I ’ ll jov thy virgin hoar; j j (( Sp0jj,,tjOB onme nnsonght — m I ’ ll m m old • life • on, nnboaght live a the By pride or pelf or power. — P. S. Dorney, in Sacramento Bee. in r.u item headed, “ Auother ease for the Commisaioncrs!” “ Singular Kro.ak of n Maniac!” 11. QUEENSWARE, WOODEN Wl[ UPRICHT, SQUARE AND CRAND, \ At Independence, Poik County, Ogn. Is made from a Simple Tropical Leaf , M W * V, 4,080.00 9 J O S E P H A. F IS H B U R N . S T IL E S , O re g o n , * lie in general, I would announce that I am rei to do all kinds of wagon and carriage wood w ork workmanlike manner and at the most r e M O g j^ j prices. I have on hand a good stock of thorough^ j* ™ Seasoned Lumber. REPAIRING MABE" A'SPPC Satisfaction Guaranteed. Give me a trial Manufacturer of and Dealer in är than I c her letter « lat’a the L bn ; “ she rleigh to i and real istoffice.” id you ?” jnly I did, act, I take nt proof il sensible make up ' d 1. Bat I was con» d highly di it Tim in t' ii« unknow t day M r. 1 ptional litt w ith in : lhvpm«u will Teuing, at ! s Friday r slightly í tful of bui xt, it was confess thi ue, Frida y noticed enth strci i atone ed med fro n that il