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- i - íT _ TíTY ITEMIZER B- A PHIL S, 1»«. - -■•-------- -— -- ---- ». & W H ITE A K ER, r â le r » I n ----- p's Bitulers and Mowers, i and Headers. Th) ¿.durs. -No. 7, Independent Or- u, meet« every Wednes- k. A. C. aw*KT, C. C. 8 h lm 29, A. F. and A. M., the first full moon in each tilt 2dSaturday following, at Van P. CONNAWAY. W. M. No. 262, I. O. G. T., evening at 7 :?t0 o’clock, K. S hklly , W, C. T. », 42, I. O. O. F., meets Ing at 7:30 o’clock, at Belt M. L. Pinta, N. G. Ë l l T“s" '»»k. •ixiK—No. 21, A. O. U. W. lay evening at 7 »’clock, S. D o m , M. W. tiwtottTJ* Is £l„nMU,, v , « t Sti»«>« 4 C X Vi H ew F ir e B o ll. RIIQlurt Than**<lof * i00'1 fir® boil f°r °ur DvJmiJ'own has long been felt; ami the firemen ' . r e Intel; been agitating the matter, and ■ now Mem* that we are in a fair w »j to one. The flrimeii have been pron.- i*d aid from (he town council, and at ,M r""' Sir. ieir meeting Monday night appointed a >iumitt*e to wait upon tho “ city dada," Ptl^» inform them that the financial aid mid not come toe quick, and that they *■ r ¿Hunger* read; and willing to render .hat aa- J A WB*'n itance th e; could, pecuniary and other- iae, towards the purchaso of the bell.— lie b o ;* are rely grateful to tho council snaltntiySjy their generous action in the matter of a purchase of the now truck, and at air last mooting returned them a rote of «•HOUUBf,J TKLioum.t* WKin»,w„ f A C .w n r d ly A c t . _____ On last Sunday while three little girls I'EX-wren n Csthering flowers, just on the out- ' m • 1 !rt* of the town, they wero discorerud ■ ii'i cuni'.r‘».d chased by an unk nown man. When i girls saw him coming towards them i> ; fled towards town and haring to ash a fence, the; woro considerably lised in their haeto to get orer it.' It tT l/lwii,i , some time after they had arrived safe .irJit.iw»íeUráme before they got orer the effects "Ticnreii Turv fright; and tho bruiee, or sprain, aired on the wrist of one of the girls romm, Í quite painful. It is possible that the i. a courn •on who chaaed them wanted to give m » little scare, but he ought to lie •e-whipped all the same, and it is to be that the girls failed te recognize ge B i r d . A. Nelson br ought into town a C0Gr:,t id ifu l *n<* ,tnnK° birdi which was b ; Mr. Adkin.i a few days ago, LIVES! ’ hi* place. It is said to bo a cockatoo. eMsidorably larger than a pigeon; is except undor the wings, STi :h white, are dashed with a touch of canary [NDEPESIt; from ite head a top-knot of canary red feathera aeireral inches long, ex- backwards. Its bill is crossed, “ jpper mandible lapping over tho low- jul si lowirpiie.-Jt is a mystery whore the bird came ' .......... 1 . 1 » 2 as it ia n o t* native to these shores. 'IH'cialty, doubtless a South American. Mr. HOUSESBOlifll» haa aent it to Prof. O. 1!. John- Siltl,M • Of Salem, for the State Museum. ulvSI ISM 1 l o n s i M t h M i l l i n e r ) « l o r e . CPTTP'MTrrT"a‘ Emma Waller takes this method F U Xoil 1 - ■ nouncj„ g to hoy 0pi patrons (and Mr S W All onM *d*°) that she will go to Port- Mcnriiiikf“ * few Purthase » fuU aul1 , finol.it of f ® > to lino Of Millinery and notions. >aa procured the assistance of Miss Spring Br4'‘r Neeley, who is well and favorably Vindow slisdd a jn this county, as a lady and first rallies, brut!» -pilliner. Call early and secure the me. All onlffl« styles at bedrock prices. Dress- nd all work i>ig also, one with S e a t»«» F r e e o r C o s t. -------- persona wishing to teat the merits [srrri!SDi5ir ;teat remedy—one that will positive- Censumption, Coughs, Colds, If. I. U, Bronchitis, or any affection of iroat and Lunf pi— are requested to TTORXEY say drug store and get a trial bot- Wcr-Dr. King's New Discovery for Con- free o f east, which will show P Q R g^JjEiat a regular dollar sire bottle will lb ^ ^ .------- — — t o e U o n ’ e A r n i c a N a iv e . Best Salve in the world for cuts, «dependent’ ^ m#Brgi Salt Rheunit With all t»i« (bt'r Scree, Tetter, Chapp'd Hands | new, siul.ii»"«'- Conu^ U (j x|) >kin eruptionti iNiiirT-vnctnAgitively cures Piles It is gusrr.- ------------T " give perfect Mtisfaction or money o . A. *<1. Pries 25 cents per box. > t n v s : j. Is. D e a lin t, will vist Mc- uns, R®a v¡ t 24th, 25th, 20th FISHiNS 38th end 20th. lewer set of artificial M etin g, j o conta. All style* of picture* pendence at very Kraft, late of San ler, artists, at In- •ee spec! mens of two-foot lengths, Belt & Pipes, on get left. B u r n ii V is ta K fm «. Our citiaens are agitating tha question of improving our river front. This is a more in tha right direction, a good laud- iag or wharf with a secure, freight depot would add graatly to the convenience of our town. Now, we have twenty dollars for that purpose. Who will straddle it! Mr. D. M. Calbreath has just received a choice lot of California and Oregon garden seeds. Parties may choose from either kind. Dan. warrants his soeds to ba fresh and of choice variotiea. We think this i, good location for a harness maker one who will do good work and stay with the people until they know lie means business. A good business may be built up here lu that line. Du not come expecting to step' into a fine trade. Come to stay and tho trade will conic. Seeing ao many children on our streets during school hours has induced me to make mention of the wrong parents are doing their children by keeping them out of school. You are depriving them of what ia their God-given right. The right to an education. And why ia it ao) Per haps some trivial or fancied wrong that the teacher may bo innocent); guilt; of. Forgetting that you are doing what your own offspring will esteem as a greater wrong than any teacher would dare do them. Some complain that thoy are not able to pay for their echooling, conse quently cannot send their children to school. Now let us examine the family purse closely and see if we cannot find a tobacco leak, tliat were it eorked up with a determination to use no moro tobacco, would more than pay the school bill and buy some extra books for general use.— Lot those that vote look to it that Polk county legislators favor a compulsory school law. Also that the property pays the school bills. Garden plowing lias commcncod In earnest. We think it a little early for such work. Our large experience in farm ing and gardening givea us a good chance to know all about such things. The Democratic - primary passed off quietly. HaV* no idaa that there waa an; packing don*. Never ia. Why waa April first seloctcd as the d s ; for their conven tion! Anything significant in it) Our saw mill la turning out 12,000 feet of lumber per d a ; and of a superior qual ity. They have a splendid lot of logs this season and will make an extra effort to tupply the demand for lumber. K11W RT n iT H . U * * 4 -B )e . ness man he merits tho patronage which be i* eure to receive. Special attention ia called to Ilia offer of uien'a and boys' clothing at wholesale prices. This ia not a catch but a square fact. Call and sat isfy yourselves. Hear in mind that the sleek of goods to be placed by Mr. Popletou in his uew store will be entirely fresh. There will be no old remnants, nor goods out of style, as he is closing out everything preparato ry to a new deal all round. The laieet, freshest and beat, and don’t you forget it. On Tuesday of last week Dr. T. F. Smith, of this place, performed a surgical operation upon M rs O'Brien, a lady liv ing near Dixlo—removing a sovaueous tu-' nior from hor head. Did you ever hear twu married women take leave of aach other on a mild even ing! This it how they do it: “ Good-bye I" “ Good-bye! Com* down and aee us aocn." “ I will. Oood-bye!” “ G ood-bye! Dou’t forgot to come soon.” “ No, I wont. Don’t forget to come up." “ I wont. Be sure and bring 8arahJano with you next time." “ I will. I ’d have brought her up this time but the wasn’t very well. She want ed to come awfully.” “ Did the now! That waa too bad. Be sure aud bring hor next time." “ I will; aud yeu be sure aud bring the baby. ” “ I will; I forgot to tell you that he’a cut another tooth.” “ You don't sayl How many has ho now I” “ Five. It makes him awful cross.” “ 1 dare say it dues this hot weather. Well, good-byo. Don’t you forget to come down." “ No, I won’t. Don’t you forget to come up. Good-bye!" “ Good-bye!” “ Good-bye I" A pportionm ent o f Hehool Money. Wears indebted to county Supt. C. £. M.v gers for the following reisirt. The apjiortion- meat is the largest ever hod in the county.----- Whole amount, 87,333.33. Amount per Bcholar, §2.916. Clerk» A Amounts. No. Diet. 1 ............. ...John Phillips................. 2 ............. ,. .N at Holman..................... 3 ............. ,. .G. Hubbard..................... J. W . HotLon................... 4 ........... 5 ............. ,. . N, Tartar........................... . . . . 148 70 G. W . Dykatra............... t<J2 45 6 _______ 7 ............. ..O . W . Hubbard............. 8 ............. B. F. Smith..................... 9 10 ............. 13 ............. . . . I . F. M. llutler.............. 1.3 ............. ...1*. W . Hairy................... 10 ............. . . .T . B. William».............. 17 ............. ...J . H. Haw lay................. 19 ............. . . J. W . Kichards............... 21 ............. ,. . J. G. McCarty................. 22 ............. . Luther Ground»............. E. Stone............................. 151 05 23 ............. 24 ........... . .M . F. Percival................. 25 ............. . \V. FI. Kuykendall.......... 26 ............. .. y. T. Burch................... 27 ............. 28 ............. . H. Holman....................... T. C. Thorp..................... 323 05 29 ............. 30 ............. L. B. Martin................... 154 55 31 ............. .. J. H . Emmett................. 32 ............. .S. D. Gibnon..................... 33 ............. . .M . Scraffoid..................... 35 ............. 4.3 75 F. T. MeLyuch............... 36 ............. . T. Hk Starbuck................ . . 107 80 37 ............. .. B. B. Bronson................. 38 ............. . ,W . P Connaway............ 39 ............. . .R . M. Montgomery........ 40 .............. .. C. P. Crangle................... 69 98 H. Clow............................. 84 56 41 ............. 42 .............. . . J. Hendricks................... 128 30 4 3 ............. .. A. C. Hamilton........... .. 168 12 44 .............. ..R . M. Gilbert................... 37 90 45 ............. .C om Itigga......................... 49 57 46 ............. . G. M. Beeler..................... 35 00 47 ............. . .John Osbum..................... 131 22 48 .............. .. not reixirted..................... 69 98 69 98 50 ............. ..Joseph Black................... 51 ............. ..N , Garwood..................... 131 22 5 2 .............. . A. D. Pettyjohn.............. O n e of the Chinese students who was jireoarin^ for Yale college in New Haven was recently beheaded in his native land, liccause he was carrying on a correspondence with an American young lady. All tho students who have gono home aro being subjected to close watch, in order to blot out a ll traces of Amer icanism.— Ex, ---- -— --— G ko W. B btv . M. i BELT * P IP M , ATTORNEYS AT LAW , iH Iixlopondcno., O*. OPENING! An Entire New Stock of Goods Will Bractif la al! tit. Cowla of -St lrnti*U now all admit tiuU most dis Stato. ea uses are caused by disordered Kidneys or July 15 1*1 ly Liver, and that if these great organs art kept in a p erfert condition, health will be J0HNSÓN & COOPER, the result. H'ARNEli'S SAFE K ID N E Y A N D L I F E R CURE SALOON ANO BILLIARD H A L L 1« mode from a Simple Tropical Leaf OF RARE VALUE, Imfopenffaneój Oregon. And 1» a PO SITIVE Remedy for the fallow- Ing Trouble«: Tho B at is supplied vrith tb* r o r f bent of Pain in the Back; Severe Head W la e m . L iq uors a n d C tgara. aches; Dizziness; Bloating; July 15 133! ly Inflamed Eyes; A Tired Feeling; Night J. P. IR V IN E, Sweats; ^ D E P E N D E N C E , - OREGON. Pains in the Lower Part of the — DBA I J » Hf— Body; Palpitation of the Heart; Jaundice; Grav Groceries and Provisions el; Painful Urina Th, largest first-clans Grocery Ster« tion; Malairiai in Polk County. Fever; Fever and Ague; Keeps Grooericft, Provisions, Fresh V egeta And all the dltMCfl cau>ted by the Kidneys, b l«, Tobacco, Cigars, Notions, Crockery. Liver or Urinary Organs being out of order. Queens ware, Fruit Jars, etc,, all at lowact It is a SAFE and CER TAIN cure fbr all market prioes. Female di Acuities, such as Goods delivered at ycur houees free of eharge LKUCORRHOKA; IN F L A M A T IO N OF Stand nert door to Poppleton'« brick on F M street. July 1861 dm TH E W O M B ; FALL IN G OF THK W O M B; U LCER ATIO N T H E WOMB. Nature seldum makes a phool; she simply furnishes the raw mate rials and lets the fellow finish the job to suit himself. LARGEST. NEWEST AND CHEAPEST S t o c k of G o o d s EVER BROUGHT TO Keiise and Nonsense. IN D E P E N D E N C E I I When % dog howls at night it is tho sign of death. It is if wo can get at tho tho bruto. - A .. - W O L I F ’ S , Williams It will control anti regulate Menstruation, and is an excellent and safe remedy for females during preguancy. A T C O ST & Sloper’s — M a in Saloon* h trelt ,— As a Blood Purifier it is unequaled, for it Independence, Oregon,' cures the organs that mako the bl«Mxi. For BOILR; CARBUNCLES; SCROFULA; W RITS (Next door tonawOperaHouaa.) SWELLING; SALT RHEUM; POISON ING BY MERCURY OR ANY Customers will always find th* oolebrattSf OTHER DRUG, brand It la certain in every cane. }'irr AT W H IS K Y ; C U T T E R Incontinence; Impotenoe; On hand. The choicest winee, llqnora Mid ale« on hand ready for omtomern. Tho hneet Rains in the Loins and linuida of cigare fur aide. Also a tunt-dnaa billiard tabh in the hume WILLIAMS A BLOPKH *-34 M / Hi>< K ill It b the on!) kn-'w “ That butter Is too fresh,” as tho man remarked when the goat lifted him over tho fence. ^ lilih iH l aS DISK V > J j^ A Splendid Assortment A Sunday-school boy, upon being asked what made the Tower of Pisa lean, replied: “ Because of tho famine in the land.” Lately purchased by Elegantly 300 P ain Beat GERMAN Im ported KID GLOVES, .A . F I N E A little fellow on going for tho first time to church whero the pews were very high< was asked on coming out what he did in church, when he replied, “ I went into a cupboard and took a seat on a shelf.” put up in the L a r g e s t » s i z e d AT SAN FRANCISCO. bottles of any medicine upon the market, and is sold by Druggists and all dealers at 8 1 . 2 5 j»er bottle. For Diabetes enquire for W arnkh ’ h S avk D iahatkh Ci’ HK. It IS a positive remedy, fi. ii. r a R i \ i : u a < o .. K o c h e n tc r, X . Y . S T O C K INDEPENDENCE, OREGON, SY L V E ST E R DOUTYy Ladies, Misses and Children’s A VINO LEASED TH E A B O Y * H Property, I am prepared to da alt S H O E S . A stonishingly L ow I. CLACGETT. P r ic e s !! C L O T H IN G 1 Hats and Caps, Boots and Shoes, “ You havo heard my love, that Amanda is about to marry Arthur?” “ I know it but what I can’t understand is that a wo man as intelligent as she can consent to marry a man stupid enough to marry her.’ Of tho Lateat Stylo«, in Abundance. Also a full line of G ro ceries anal < 1 11 eons w a re. Said Bdith to her doll: “ There, don’t answer me back. You musn’t be saucy, A t Bottom PRICES J I no matter how hateful I am. You must Call and Examine and bo convinced remember I am your mother.” We know several homes where Bdith might have that they are just as represented. A D O LPH W O LF, imbibed that principle. I ndependence , O r ., April 3, 1882. “ I must say I very much dialike this ostentations furnishing,” remarked the Pettyjohn’s Ferry 11 elderly Mis« Pringle as she looked about her in the new homo of the Spanking- tons. “ Now, look at that great elaborate M. C. P E T T Y JO H N , P ro p rie to r . ly framed mirror; I declare I can see a v in g p u r c h a s e d t h e o l d nothing beautiful in it*” “ You shouldn’t Lebo ferry and put tha roads Icauling expect impossibilities, Mies Pringle,” re to it in marked Fogg. H St. MKKWIN. Owing to the situation in which UBT s m . we are placed, not being able to IN D EPEN D EN CY, • - • OREGON, take charge of our brick building, q u i c k e s t r o u t e From Independence to Salem. I can always be found at the ferry—day or night. M. C. PETTYJOHN. kind* of grinding on short notice. W h jot stored free of clmrgo for family use. Satisfaction Guaranteed. call. Aug 12 1881 mfl -JMI* we have rented the store under the ^Agricultural Implements Printing Office and shall dispose of our Entire Stock of Goods A t C O S »! Commencing in the morning of the 18th of April ------ FOR BALE BY------- Cooper & J o h n so n Wo havo opened, one door oaet of tho “ Holt H ouw ,” a depot, whew vre keep every kind of Farm Machinery, Plow s, nurrow ti. D rills, B rood - ru st H rwlrrs, C u ltiva to rs Eun Mills, r l c . etc. The LaBelle Wages!! — AT TH E IR — B R IC K Independenco. Printing Neatly Executed rpHEaSE BRffcK WE KB lb AUK A Nit L Burned by an ex poricnccd U W *»»•’ .- »»¡3 1 are of a *aperior quality, lioffv* jn%, lie hod for Minali or large order». Inquire at Conner k Johnann’s stand on tlM Also, a full stock of shelf hardware, such os Hinge*. B o lts Lock*, Keren*. Carpenter* T ool* o f L. W. Nalls, Ropes. Shovels, Spades, Fit« hforks. Eta, Etc. Remember time and place, and Druggist and Apothecary INDEPENDENCE, OREGON. we say. I AND C . L . P IE R C E , I»D RPE »D R N 4IC . Nancy .«errata or ROSENDORFF £ HIRSCHBERG, SADDLER - and in I s n ir M , K addlrs Bridles and ('•liars, and Everythin* that Be I onus (• a FIRST CLASS HARNESS SHOP A . W in g , Proprietor/ -----KEEPS----- Canned Fruits and Vegetable# TOBACCO, CIGARS, CUTLERY^ ■OF EVERY DESCRIPTION !! PALLA», OM lu tili. Repairing clone in the very best manner and Charges Reasonahe. t|ui<-k Hales _ and »m ull P r .» t . Come and Sec Me. I s plf & ndxnud , March l i , 188J. STORE INDEPENDENCE, OREGON. Rohrs, Blankets, Saddle Cloths, Combs, Brush)'* and Whips Independence, Oregon. JuW 1ft I** fa» T GROCERY OREGON. nrausa nt— um Drug* ami ehemlcala, standard patrnt mntK cine*, paints, oil«, varniahe*, dye «tuff», hafr and tooth hniMhe», toilet article*, ftorfmnenu' Moap, fthffiilder brace», tni«*«*, sponge» ¡uid druggist,» »limine*, rigor», wine» anti liquet«* for medicinal purpnne». XO* I'eiMcription» carefully oompcnnKiwi é&f or night ARNES» ROBERTSON, — m iNDxrxNDENcs, Or., Fub. 18, 1882. be convinced that we mean what Orogi-r: oocnex of C. and Fimi street«. July 1881 3ro EVERY VARIETY AT SUNRISE! -Y A I tr Y -IX - — ALSO— * Job Give we g. DOUTY. 300 Thossasi Erick. HARDWAEtE Firat Class Condition I am now prepared to croea the traveling public at the most reasonable rates. Ilia the cheapest, safest and you may look out. They undoubtedly I. A man at Columbia City, Ind., claims pot where diamenda mean to sell their stock, as they say, at rto have discovered a spot he scooped up by hy the th* quart, qua and cost. Here's tha place to gut your money's can be though he haa been offered a whole gallon , f1 . worth. of whiakey, he will not give tha place Mr. Ezra Poppleton has gona to San away. Francisco to buy his new stock of goods. A philosopher say*: “ The man who His elegant store, when he opens it, will laughs 1 » the aympal be the attraction. The auTangement of about the way philosopher* make donkeys Hang it! the »tore ie modem, and reflects credit on ■ of themselves. ^emselves. Hang it! The The symp. thizing man it is the one who doesn doesn't t laugh, . . . , .. „ 1 tlnzing lau the riumneas sagacity of the owner. Be but looks the other way and doesn't pre ready to examine his stock as soon as it tend to see you, and gives you a chance to get up. is opened. | Boston Poet: Now w ell spring a pun Mr. L. Kelso haa an ad. in this week. Mr. K. ia a quiet, but very sure business on you. Look out! If you speak of “ a place where ship* tie up," your remark ia j man. He has moved into the brick store equivalent to a statement in writing, he- | of T. W. Belt. As a »olid, reliable buai- cause it’s a duck-you-iueaut. X. L. Flouring Mills OF GENTS’ and YOUTHS’ Somebody heard a Boston girl say: #II A special invitation ia extended to think he looked like a perfect raving an He waa awfully every man and woman in Polk county to gel in his uniform! heavenly.” visit the new store of Ezra |Popleton as “ Yea,” aaid the farmer, “ barbed wire soon as his fresh goods are opened. It fence ia axpensive, but the hired man will pay to do ao. doean’t atop and reat for five minutes on On last Sunday afternoon, a daughter the top of it every time he has to climb of Mrs. James Alexander waa baptised in it.” the river, Rev. Mr. Oebom, of the Bap- Lynn Item: “ The Boston Herald re tiet church, officiating. A number of per commends to people who cannot aleep warm to lay newspapers between the sons witnessed the ceremony. blankets. We have known people to be Notice the ad. of Rosendorf A Hirsch warmed by newspapers without going to berg. When they get upon “ their ear” that trouble. Furnished. -PROPEIETOR.- Tommy,” said a mother to her soven A t year old boy, “ you must not interrupt me when I am talking with ladies. You must wait till we stop, and then you can talk. “ But you never stop,” retorted tho boy. A philosophor says, “ the man who laughs is the sympathetic man.” It is as tonishing how many sympathisers a fellow has when he slips do down and hurts* liim- self. OREGON: Mr. H. H. Warner has placed in my I»os- se»sion the formula of the medicine manufac Affording 8u[iorior Accommodation*, tured and sold by him under the general des ignation of W aknkk ’ s S ake K idney anw L iv - TU* attention of Ktt CmtK. I have investigated his proo&tacM of manufacture, which are conducted w4bh t*- C o m m e r c ia l t r a v e l e r s treme care and according to the best methods. 1 have also taken from his laboratory I* specially called to our fnotlitits fbr of all the materials used in the prepurgikni of furnishing them with tho beat the CHy this medicine, ami upon critical examination affords. I find them, jw well as the medicine into which they cuter, to be entirely free from poisonous /se- ru-fre R ka . sonablb . "1365, or deleterious subsaances. July 15 1*81 ly H- A . L . I T T I M O R E . This Remedy which has done such wonders, For Ladisa and Miaaea. « , at # 1 .5 0 per pair; Sell every A country paper speaks of a man who All C o lo r where at $2.25 per pair. ‘died without tho aid of a physician,” and adds that “ such instances of death are very rare.” lit r ffP g X 'M L “ ' CHEMICAL ANALYSIS: H L IN E * D R E SSE S and U LSTE R S An old lady seemed to be out of breath. “ What’s the matter?” said a kindly young woman. “ O ma’am, it’s tho population of my heart,” was the reply. n o u sS T i * _ Professor of Chemistry in the University of S . S T A N N U t o , Uoch.titer, N. Y ., knowing the popularity and — merit of W aknik ’ s B ake K idxky and L iver a v i n g p u r o h a d i d t h i C uke , after a thorough Chemical Analyst«, Above Hotol, I sin now prejnued t . * as furnished the following statement: receive visitors. Tho House ia new and U nivkbmiiy or R oohkntrb , cowuiodioua, aiul bus recently boon Chemical Laboratory, RocilKaTKK, N. Y ., Jah. 8., 1880. Lataal Stylos. A Georgia editor nearly died of fright because some one told him he had eaten the ice cream before it had boon ¿hawed. A* a uioo» m ; . ¡unify and wf'r.h nf th k l Groat Natural llemeoy, read the foiiuv,ing A. S. LATTIM O R K , Ph. 1)., L. L. U .t LADIES’ DOLMANS If a man really wants to know of how little importance he is, let him go with his wife to the dressmaker's. On a Sunday, when the pastor of one of the leading Presbyterian churches was absent from his pulpit, several persone expressed dissatisfaction at seeing a stran ger in the pulpit, and oiìfe lady said she would not have come if she had known that Dr. ------ waa not going to preach— An elder standing near very promptly re plied, “ Madame, the worship of Dr. ------ will tm resumed next Sunday.” Office, one door ware »tore. Roald street between 3d i Diseases of woman a i July 15 1 When a man’s hair stands on end, an ordinary person says his hair stands; but you can't get a doctor to talk in that way. The doctor calls it hurripilation. This makes the patient’s hair stick up worse than ever, but it gives the family confi dence iu the doctor. Why is & turnpike gato like a dead dog’s OF LADIES1 Cloudy and cool. Republican convention to-day at Dallas. toil? Because it stops a waggiu'. D R E S S G O O D S ; An English boy on being asked tho Politics till June will be the abaorbing other day who wa» Prime Minister of S I L K » a n d B a tin s of all 8ka4*a, topic. England, answered, without hesitation, Order* for job work received et this “ Air. Spurgeon.” B ugta Trim m ings, office. A baby in Ohio that was fed on ele B n a n tlfu l Design* In L aces Don't forget Roacndorf & Hirechberg’s pliant’» milk gained twenty pounds in one week. It was the baby elephant. And E M B R O ID E R Y . sale “ at cost." Lace ami embroidery, an Immense va riety at A. Wolf's. Mr. Zed Roseudorf returned from San Francisco last week. Mr. A1 Bell, of Corvallis, “ took in” this place last Sundy. If you want the latest styles dress trimming go to A. W olf’s. Do you want straw hats at half price! The only place to get them is at A Wolf’s. Last Saturday a number of our citizens visited Dallas to attend the Democratic convention. Fashionable Ladies', Misses' children's shoos, No. 1 quality at lowest prices, at A. Wolf's. Mrs. Dr. T. F. Smith left this week en a short visit to her parents, who live a few miles from Albany. The morning of the 18th inst., at sun rise, go to Roseudorf <fc Hirchberg’s un dor the printing office. The largest lot and best quality of kid gloves, all colors, at $1.50 per pair, at A. Wolf’s. “ Hackmctack,” a lasting and fragrant perfume. Price 25 and 50 cents. For sale by L. W. Robertson. An exchange announces tho of the au thor of “ beautiful snow.” Aesthetic spring poets please copy. The workmen are engagod in preparing the rooms below this office for the goods of Roscndorf & Hirschberg. Shiloh's cure will immediately relieve croup, whooping cough and bronchitis. For salo by L. W. Robertson. A Nasal Injector free with each bottle of Shiloh’s Catarrh Remedy. Price 50 cents. For sale by L. W. Robertson. Mr. J. P. Robertson, of Marion county cne of the Democratic nominees for the legislature, was in town during the week. Why will you cough when Shiloh's Cure will give immediate relief. Price 10 cents, 50 cents, and $1. For sale by L. W. Robertson. The editorial last week was inteded purely as an April Fool. The asaumption tluitit waa intended to apply to any per son whatever is altogether unfounded. Messrs. Wayne W. Wiliams, L. W. Robertson and James Tatom, of tho Polk county delegation to the State Dem ocratic Convention, went down on Tuea- day's morning train. The Benton delega tion was aboard. =7= OYSTERS, KARIUNI QUEENS And » full • h. Mil! Pro*!